Monday (3641, Monday 3 January 1994 )
Ivy prays in church. After putting her rosary into her handbag, she stands and crosses herself. With a small smile, she walks up a side aisle, stopping to light a candle. She's been waiting for Don, who emerges from the priest's office. She asks if she's alright. "Come on, let's go home," Don replies, and Ivy's face softens.
A worn looking Vera sits at the table with a cup of tea in front of her. She suddenly jumps up and grabs a sheet of paper from underneath an ornament. It contains the Hortons' number. Vera begins to ring them, figuring they must be back by now. Jack comes downstairs as she's dialing and makes it clear that he doesn't think there's any point in trying to contact them. Vera says that she wants them to know what it's doing to her. Doreen Horton answers the phone, but hangs up after telling Vera that Tommy is nothing to do with them. "Say goodbye to Tommy," Jack tells Vera, but Vera looks like she can't let go and may have another idea.
Jim has his feet under the table at the Queens. A beaming Liz brings a pot of tea over. Steve has left a note saying he's off to Preston for a few days, but apparently he hasn't told Mike Baldwin, so Liz comments that Baldwin won't be pleased. As Liz pours the tea, Jim remarks that he can't believe he and Liz are having breakfast. "Look, Jim," Liz begins. She launches into the usual "I enjoyed last night but don't expect too much" speech (how many times have we been through this now??). Jim tells her not to worry; that he knows where things stand.
Vicky is in sulk mode at the breakfast table. Bet tells her to buck up and that everyone's feeling a bit fragile. Vicky thinks that everyone is sniggering behind her back. Bet snorts at this, and asks what makes Vicky so important all of a sudden. She tells Vicky that folk have more important things to think about than her love life. A cheerful Raquel enters and asks Vicky how she's doing. She mentions Vicky's breakup with Steve, which confirms Vicky's suspicion that she's hot gossip. Bet quickly says that Steve's ancient history, but Raquel carries on and assures Vicky that Steve won't forget what he's done in a hurry, especially if she's got something to do with it. Vicky rushes to her room. "Nice one," Bet snaps. "I've just spent the last 10 minutes trying to convince her that no one would mention it again." Raquel apologizes, and then tells Bet that after Curly's party she went over to Des' for a drink. Bet figures something must have gone wrong since Raquel came home afterward. Raquel says that nothing went wrong; that it doesn't do to be too available and Des will respect her all the more for it. Bet seems flummoxed by the whole thing.
At home, Don and Ivy have a cup of tea together. Ivy is chuffed that Don went to church that morning. Don is convinced that Ivy wants to know what's going on in his head and tells Ivy that he'd feel the same if he were in her position. Ivy denies that she's feeling that way, saying it's the future they have to worry about. Don agrees and says that his future is here, with her. Ivy suggests that they invite Gail, Martin, and the kids round for dinner. After a moment's hesitation, Don warms to the idea.
At the Rovers before opening, Betty asks Jack about Vera and how things are. Jack doesn't want to talk about it, which puts Betty's nose out of joint. Jack appeases her by saying that he knows she means well, but it's something he'd rather sort out himself. Betty pats his shoulder, then goes through to the back, whispering "I did try" to Bet, who witnessed the last part of the exchange. Bet approaches Jack and suggests that a doctor look at Vera. Jack says he's not worried about Vera's health, but about what she'll do next, like head to Blackpool and slag off the Hortons, killing any chance they have of seeing Tommy again. Bet hatches a plan -- Jack should go to Blackpool before Vera does, since he'll be more reasonable, and he should do it today, when he's supposed to be at work. Bet will cover for him if Vera is looking for him.
Audrey breezes into the corner shop to give Alf some tablets (for his gout) that he forgot at home. She's upset that he's working on a bank holiday and is probably aggravating his gout by standing behind a counter all day. Alf counters that other places are open, so he has to be. Audrey tells him not to moan to her anymore about his gout, but to moan to his customers instead. She makes a final attempt to get him to shut shop by announcing that she's off to the sales. Predictably, Alf would prefer she didn't spend her time spending his money. "I won't go if you come home with me," Audrey offers. "How can I?" is Alf's reply. "Right, see you later," Audrey says. Alf starts after her but yelps in pain as Audrey disappears through the door. He gingerly sits in a chair and begins to open the tablet container.
Ivy sets the table. There's a knock at the door, and she sends Don to answer it while she sees to the spuds. The Platts arrive, and as children often do, Sarah Lou instantly puts Don at ease by roping him into playing a game with her. Ivy motions for Gail to follow her into the kitchen. She asks Gail not to breathe a word about the Denise business because if Don found out she knew about it, he'd be horrified. Gail promises that neither she nor Martin will say anything. A happy Ivy then says how good it is to have the whole family together and gives Gail a hug. Gail's face says that she's not convinced that Ivy and Don's future together will be positive.
Jack arrives at the Hortons' door. He hears voices, and puts his ear to the door. It sounds like there's a party in progress. He lifts his hand and knocks. Doreen opens the door with a smile. Her face drops when she sees it's Jack. "What are you doing here?" she asks. Jack says he wants a word about making arrangements for him and Vera to see Tommy. He repeats this when Jeff comes to the door to see what's going on. The Hortons aren't interested in talking to him, and tell Jack that if he wants to take it up with anybody, to take it up with Terry. They shut the door on him, leaving him bewildered on the doorstep.
Jim is drinking at the Queens, and can't resist hinting to Bob that he's been there since quite early in the day and not as a punter, but as a guest. He prepares to leave, but Liz cracks a joke about him propping up the bar all day and then leaving her to get her own dinner. Jim decides to stick around and have another drink, and winks at Liz as she gives him a rather sultry look.
At the Rovers, Des and Curly are sharing a booth. Curly is depressed because he's thinking about what 1994 has in store for him. Des tells him not to think about it -- that if he had known what 1993 had in store for him, he wouldn't have bothered getting out of bed on New Years Day. Curly is hoping that his party isn't an indication of things to come, given that he spent the evening alone afterwards. Des reminds Curly that he was in "quite a state" and so it didn't matter anyway. Curly denies that he was drunk, but then slides closer to Des and asks if he did anything at the party that he might regret. Des glances furtively around the bar, and then says "don't worry about it, mate, my lips are sealed." With a grin on his face, he escapes to the bar and orders another round from Raquel. Raquel tells Des how wonderful it is that they have each other to talk to, and that it wasn't easy going home the night before but she knew Des would respect her for it. Tanya sees Curly looking befuddled and asks if he's alright. Curly asks Tanya if Des has mentioned anything about his party. Tanya says, "no, fill me in." Curly replies that he can't because he can't remember, that's the point. Des returns with the drinks and says it wasn't entirely Curly's fault because he egged Curly on, though he didn't think Curly "would do it right there and then on the washing machine". Curly looks aghast as Tanya laughs. Denise comes in and asks Bet if Don has been in the Rovers yet. Bet says no and she's not expecting him so Denise can relax. Denise says she'll never relax again as long as he's around. Andy finishes his pint and bumps into Vicky on his way out. Vicky says she's surprised he has the nerve to show his face. Andy protests that he's not Steve's keeper. He admits that he knew about Alison, but says that Vicky can't have expected Steve to stay in every night while she was away at school. An upset Vicky flees past Bet into the back.
Don and Ivy wash the dinner dishes. Ivy tells him that she's feeling very relaxed and happy and thanks him for the effort he made that day. Don says that he wasn't play-acting -- that he came back because he wanted to, that he did everything that day because he wanted to. He tells Ivy that he knows she won't trust him overnight, but unless she believes in him, he doesn't have a chance. Ivy apologizes and says it will take time.
Betty enters the corner shop. Alf stands up and cries in pain. When Betty asks if he's okay, Alf is convinced that Audrey has been telling people what a fool he is because he insisted on opening and standing behind a counter all day, even though he has gout. When a surprised Betty exclaims, "you've got gout!", Alf tells her she doesn't have to keep up the act and that Audrey should just take out an advert in the Gazette. Betty insists that she hasn't seen Audrey, which shuts Alf up when he realizes that he got it wrong. Betty tells him that if he does have gout, he really should take the weight off his feet and stay home.
Jack arrives home and tells Vera that he's been to Blackpool. He tells Vera he thought he could get them to see reason, but crushes Vera's hopes by saying, "sorry, Vera. I did try, honest".
Don sits in a chair writing a note. He quickly hides it in a newspaper on his lap when Ivy comes in with a basket of laundry. He gets rid of her by offering to take care of the laundry while she has a bath. When she's gone, he retrieves the note, folds it in half, and writes "Denise" on an envelope.
Vera is disappointed that Jack didn't tell her he was going to Blackpool because she could have gone with him and at least have told the Hortons how she feels. Jack says it wouldn't have done any good, and then assures Vera that they'll do what they have to do to get Tommy back. "If it's a fight they want, it's a fight they can have. I'll tell you something -- we are not giving up on our Tommy, I promise you," Jack vows. Vera sighs. The credits roll.
Sarah Ettritch
Jeff Horton - DICKEN ASHWORTH Doreen Horton
- ANNIE RAITT Bob Cairns - STEVE HALLIWELL Nicky Platt - WARREN
JACKSON Sarah-Louise Platt - LYNSAY KING David Platt - THOMAS
ORMSON
Written by - BARRY HILL Directed by - JEREMY SUMMERS
Tuesday (3642, Wednesday 5 January 1994)
Wednesday (3643, Friday 7 January 1994)
Duckworth's - vera and Jack are gussied up and waiting for des to show. vera is waffling between being upset with Des and being nice to des. Jack tells her that Des is on their side and he's getting nothing out of helping them. vera still thinks they could fight their own battles , to which jack says yes and they could also lose them, too.
Queens - Jim is off to work and wishes Liz good luck and he'll see her tonight. He wonders if Willmore will give Liz permission to sleep with her husband. She figures she'll get a rap on her knuckles and admits that she should have asked before Jim was allowed back on the premises. Jim says fine and asks her to ring him when she's back.
Brennans - Ivy and Don are having their breakfast. Don asks Ivy to meet him at Rover's for their dinner. She is over the moon at this as it's been ages since he asked her to do anything.
Bettabuys - reg walks into Curly's office to find Curly has the possible redundancy list. Maureen is on the list and reg goes spare. Accuses Curly of trying to get his own back and is determined to go to head office over this.
Blackpool - As they sit in the car outside the Horton's, vera has a plan. They could thump the H's and be back in Weatherfield with Tommy before they knew what hit them. Des reassures her that the Hortons are decent people wo know right from wrong. He also tells her to just state her case clearly without shouting or he will do the talking.
Cafe - Sally and entourage are there for a drink and some choccie biscuits. Gail tells her it's on the house to which Sally protests mildly "i'm not a pauper". She accepts the juices and coffee and sits down telling Alma she thinks (thinks? :-) ) she is losing her sense of humour. She asks Alma to talk about something and Alma brings up her admirer, joe! Sally tells her she still has jonathan and will do until she can muster up the courage to say no and, besides, she needs the money.
Blackpool - the Weatherfield Three are seated in the front room of the Hortons. Jack, with slightly raised voice, tells them not to get excited and that they just want to talk reasonable. Des asks them how they'd feel if someone took Tommy off them and told them they'd never see him again. Doreen says it's different as they can do better for Tommy. She's blunt about Weatherfield - dirty, crowded, no gardens, run down schools ... vera agrees that blackpool is lovely, everything she could want for Tommy but they have to admit the way they went about it was wrong. Tommy was vera's life and she blames terry for what he did. Jeff chimes up that terry was thinking only of the boy but Vera asks him if he really believes that. Doreen and vera go to visit with tommy leaving the men silent and sitting.
Richard Willmore's office - Richard has no "real" complaints about Liz's work but is disappointed that she ignored company policy. Jim was banned from the premises for assaulting a company executive and liz was allowed to continue on as she wasn't party to it. he says it's immaterial that it was he who was hit (yeah, right!). Liz tells him that her marriage may be getting together again and she doesn't want any silly rules getting in the way. Willmore says that what she does is her own business but what she does on brewery property is his business.
Rover's - Reg prattles on about hot pots, fire and spark, redundancies and Maureen realizes that she is up for it. He tells her it's not cast in stone and he will use his influence to help her. Don and Ivy are there for their "date". As Betty takes Don's order, there's a tricky moment where Don thinks betty knows about his dirty secret until she talks about his visit with his daughter. Charlie walks in with some belgian chocolates and a dinner invitation for Bet. She accepts both.
MacDonald's - Jim is waiting for a call from Liz. Andy comes in after his dentist appointment for a bite. He tried to ferret out information from Jim about the two of them but gets cut off there.
Salon - Bet has been "tarted" up a bit - just as she wanted and is going into town to do some shopping. Denise is surprised at the lengths bet is getting ready but bet tells her it's not for Charlie. It's for herself really, she just needed a good excuse. She asks Fiona to get her a cab. Fiona tells her Don's cab is just outside but both denise and bet say "NO" to that.
Duckworths - The 3 have returned and set about having a drink to celebrate getting to see Tommy again. Jack thinks that he and des were the voices of reason behind the success but des puts it all down to vera. She didn't shout once. Vera apologizes to es over the bad blood in the past. He is happy to accept that and to forget the past and V jokes that someday, ha can pick a winner for them.
Corner Shop - Audrey is whining about cooking supper, eating it late and that Alf will be all restless in bed on a full stomach and she won't get any sleep. She wants him to close up now but he won't as he will stay open until the advertised time.
Rover's - Curly is thrilling Des with research info on Cabernet Sauvignon and its power of excreting radioactive materials. Des says it gives him a pain in the head. Curly tells him that they are giving it to the people of Chernobyl and des retorts "gives them a pain in both heads". Charlie is there and is very pleased to see Bet. She tells betty she is in charge, jack to be good and that she won't be back until after closing. Fiona and denise are having a drink and Fiona figures out that it was Don who did the dialling.
The Big Rig - Charlie and bet are there - he promises her "no etchings". Bet talks of Alec and how she doesn't actually miss him but it's the companionship she misses. The two are frank with each other and seem really comfortable talking. She tells him he has the perfect way to cope with with life - the travelling - but he says no as you always take the memories with you. He asks if she is lonely and she says she's not sure. he asks if she's happy and she says it's confusing.
Queens - Its closed as Liz lets Jim in. Liz tells Jim that she thinks willmore is a pig as nobody should have to choose between their job and their husband. Jim (surprisingly) says that maybe Willmore is thinking of her best interests. It might have nothing to do with the brewery and he doesn't want to see someone with a bright future dragged down by a guy. he tells her she doesn't have a choice really but she differs with that view. She looks most thoughtful as the music begins and the credits roll.
Judith Cooper
Richard Willmore - OLIVER BEAMISH Charlie Whelan
- JOHN ST RYAN
Written by - STEPHEN MALLATRATT Directed by - JERMEY SUMMERS
Thursday (3644, Monday 10 January 1994)
Friday (3645, Wednesday 12 January 1994)
At the MacDonalds' house, Jim cheerfully greets the mailman, who hands him a few envelopes. The reason for Jim's happiness soon becomes apparent, when Liz comes tearing down the stairs, announcing that she's going to be late opening the Queens. Jim thinks she should just take it easy, pointing out that given Richard Willmore's recent edicts, it would serve him right if his precious pub weren't opened on time, but Liz wants to leave Newton & Ridley on a professional note. As Liz heads off to work, Jim reminds her of their plans to meet at lunch and tell the boys that they're getting back together.
Down the street, Audrey is busy trying to talk Alf into the idea of becoming mayor again, but Alf impatiently informs her that the only thing she's interested in is becoming his mayoress -- complete with the big hats, new frocks, and the chauffeur-driven limousine. Ken, who's come in for a few things, reminds Alf that he seemed to enjoy his last stint as mayor. Alf readily agrees that he did, but he can't see it now, since it would mean holding down two full-time jobs. Audrey rushes off in the middle of the discussion to meet her hair appointment, and as she leaves, Alf sighs and quips that that's another reason she'd like to be mayoress -- new hairdos every second day. On her way out the door, Audrey bumps into Jim, who is effusive in his compliments, his happiness clearly showing. As Andy walks by on his way to work, Jim wishes him a good day, but Andy tells him that he's worried about the redundancies at Bettabuys -- he hasn't been there long, so he could be first on their list. Jim asks him to come home for his lunch, and Andy agrees.
At Bettabuys, Ivy and Maureen are busy stacking shelves. Ivy wonders out loud who will be found redundant, and then makes a crack that Maureen won't have anything to worry about on that score. She's taken aback when Maureen bursts into tears and informs her that not only is she on the list, Reg has been found redundant too. She hastens to add that he wasn't fired, he quit, so now they're both going to be out of work. "He's given his life to this lousy company," she wails. Curly is nonplused to hear Maureen shrieking these sorts of sentiments on the shop floor, so he asks Ivy to take her to the ladies washroom and calm her down.
Jim stops by Steve's workplace to ask him to be home for lunch at 1:00. Moments later, a gentleman by the name of Monty Harris shows up at the shop. He's in the market for a thousand t-shirts and naturally wants the best price. When he asks what his "options" are, Steve tells him that there are "official" versus "unofficial" prices. Something tells me this man is a spy for Mike Baldwin!
At Jim's Cafe, Audrey is going on at great lengths about Alf turning down the mayor's position without even discussing it with her. She moans that all Alf seems capable of is worrying about his shop; meanwhile he's turning himself into a physical wreck. If he became mayor, all that would change. A confused Gail wonders how Alf's taking on two jobs could possibly be better than one, until Audrey explains that if he sold the shop, or took on more help, he could assume the position of mayor and get a much-needed break from the grocery business.
Steve has meanwhile struck a deal with Monty Harris. Five hundred of his t-shirts will go through the books at the regular price, while 500 will be paid for in cash, at a considerable savings. Harris shakes Steve's hand, and admits he'd be a "mug" not to accept such a deal.
Reg grovels to Mrs. Rogers, who has arrived at the Bettabuys office. He claims that his stand of yesterday was simply a "misunderstanding," and was an emotional response to learning that his fiancee was on the redundancy list. On reflection, though, he now realizes he was being hasty, since Mrs. Naylor would probably have chucked-in her position with Bettabuys after they married and devoted herself to more domestic responsibilities. He's sure Mrs. Rogers understands his position. As it turns out, Mrs. Rogers is not even slightly swayed by Reg's about-face, and informs him that it's "too late," and his redundancy notice has already been processed. When Reg angrily hopes that his "package" will be better than the last one they offered, she quips that it's the "same" as the last -- and is not open to negotiation. She dismisses him with a curt "good-bye and good luck," and promptly leaves with a satisfied smile on her face. She passes Curly, who immediately wants to know if Reg was able to change "old Iron-Guts" mind, but Reg takes the high road and claims that he had no intention of rescinding his resignation -- he merely wanted details of his redundancy package so that he can make his plans.
Lunch hour has rolled around, and Andy is back at chez MacDonald, wondering why his dad is being so secretive about the family meeting. Seconds later, Liz and Steve arrive together. Liz and Jim stand shoulder to shoulder while Liz announces that she and Jim stayed up half the night talking, and have decided to give their marriage another go. "Are you sure about this?" Andy asks in mock seriousness, and it soon becomes apparent that the twins were expecting the announcement. A group hug follows.
At the Rovers Return, an upset Maureen tells Reg that she's really surprised that he wasn't able to talk Mrs. Rogers around to giving him back his job, but again Reg claims that he only wanted to meet with her to discuss the terms of his redundancy. Audrey stops by to exchange a few pleasantries, and Reg informs her that they're both out of work. He wise-cracks that if Alf is thinking of emulating the late Mr. Scott and his way of doing business, Reg is fairly good at pedalling a bicycle. A light bulb goes on in Audrey's head as she sits down at their table and says "well, as a matter of fact..."
Back at Bettabuys, Ivy stops to ask Maureen how she's feeling now, and expresses her concern for Reg too. Maureen assures her that things couldn't be better, that she and Reg have a "top secret" plan, but that when it's time to reveal all, Ivy will be the first to know. In the background, we hear Andy MacDonald being paged to the office.
Audrey and Reg are winding-up their "top secret" discussions regarding the Corner Shop, details of which are not made to the viewer. Audrey wants to know if she and Reg have a deal, and Reg agrees, pending his discussion of the details with Alf. He'd like things sorted out as quickly as possible, so proposes talking to Alf that afternoon, but Audrey needs time and insists that Reg will have to wait until tomorrow.
Curly is in the middle of the unpleasant task of informing employees that their services are no longer needed, and as he delivers the news to a young woman in his office, she bursts into tears. She bolts from the room, sobbing, when Andy opens the door, and seems not to hear Curly's promise that he'll furnish her with a glowing reference. Andy is expecting the worst, having just viewed this little scene, so is pleasantly surprised when Curly informs him that he'll be starting an assistant manager's course on the 15th of January.
Back at the Rovers Return, Bet is "gobsmacked" to learn from Liz that she and Jim are getting back together. Bet wishes them both all the luck in the world, and laughs that one Mr. Willmore won't be too pleased by his new tenant. Liz then tells Bet that Jim is still barred from the Queens, and for that reason, she's giving up her tenancy -- after all, it's just a job, whereas a good husband is hard to fine. Bet expresses her surprise at this decision, since she always thought that Liz cherished her new position and her new-found independence. "As long as it's worthwhile," Bet agrees, adding that a pair of loving arms are a sight better than your name above a door. Still, Bet realizes that that's precisely what she gave up when she decided not to go with Alec to Southampton, but she hints to Liz that there is a "certain hulk" lurking in her own background. Liz wants all the details, so they retire to the back for some gossip over a cup of tea, with Liz reminding Bet that she wants to hear "all the juicy bits."
Gail closes the door on the last customer of the day, while Alma asks her if she thinks Audrey will be able to convince Alf to give up his shop in favour of becoming mayor. Gail doesn't really know, but admits that her mom can be "very persuasive" when it comes to getting her own way. There's a banging on the door, and Gail lets in Nicky and Mark. While Mark waves around a pamphlet on skiing vacations, Nicky complains that he "never" gets to do posh things like that. Gail reminds him that they simply can't afford trips like that, and when Alma wonders how Mark's mom can afford those sorts of things, Mark quips that his dad is paying for it. "Oh, is he?" responds Alma, exchanging a raised-eyebrow look with Gail. As the boys head off to Nicky's house, Mike arrives and invites Alma out for a drink. Alma is all for it, but suggests they go somewhere other than the Rovers -- she's beginning to feel a bit uncomfortable around Tanya, who seems to be a bit "prickly" about her right to privacy. More banging at the cafe door, and this time it's Kevin, who comes straight out and tells Mike that he needs a rise. He needs all the money he can get now, to pay off his fine, but besides that, he's been "slogging his guts out" for Mike without a single pay hike. Mike dismisses his plea and tells him that he can't afford to give him an increase now -- maybe in six months. Alma tries to intercede on Kevin's part, pointing out that he has a lot of financial responsibilities, but Mike says that he and Sally will simply have to tighten their belts, something he learned to do at their age. "Times are tough everywhere," he concludes. Kevin leaves with a disgusted look on his face, while Alma waves the skiing brochure in Mike's face and says "so, times are hard, are they?"
Back at the Rovers Return, Curly is asking Martin if nurses get a decent pay packet -- he's fed-up with laying people off and is really thinking of changing fields. Martin reminds him that he can't even stand the sight of blood! Jim and Liz come in together, prompting Bet to congratulate Jim on their latest news. When Liz announces that she's giving up the Queens in favour of moving back to Coronation Street, Betty and others pipe in with their congratulations too. At a nearby table, Audrey again broaches the subject of Alf becoming mayor, but an impatient Alf doesn't want to discuss it. He's had a really trying day, with kids dropping full bottles of pop, people accusing him of short-changing them, etc., and he admits that Audrey was right about one thing -- being mayor would be a doddle compared to shop-keeping. Audrey takes his face in her hands and tells him he *could* be mayor if he sold the shop -- "and your clever wife has found a buyer. All you have to do is sign on the dotted line... Your Worship!"
Heather Morlan
Monty Harris: BILL HOMEWOOD Mrs. Rogers: JILL
BENEDICT Mark Redman: CHRIS COOK
Written by: ADELE ROSE Directed by: DAVID PENN
Monday (3646, Friday 14 January 1994)
It's a rainy day on Coronation Street. Alf sweeps the sidewalk outside the corner shop. Sighing, he finishes the job and goes in. Audrey is on the phone. It's Deirdre, who won't be in because her mother has had a stroke and she has to go look after her. Alf asks Audrey how definite Reg was about wanting the shop. Audrey tells him that Reg was very definite and that he should be round that morning. She reminds Alf that she promised Reg the shop for the same price he offered before. "He's getting a bargain," Alf comments. "Deirdre will get a bit of a shock when she gets back. We'll be gone and Reg Holdsworth will be behind the counter." (The question is, will Deirdre even have a job?)
Bet, in curlers, chats on the phone. She hangs up and wanders into the back where Raquel, in a bathrobe, is pouring the tea. It was Charlie on the phone. Due to fog in France, he's missed his ferry and won't be back in England until later that evening. He and Bet were supposed to be going out to some do (couldn't catch the name of the event), but since Bet doesn't want to go alone, she decides to stop in instead.
At the cafe, Alma is still fuming over the fact that Mike wouldn't give Kevin a raise but is going to pay for Mark's ski trip. She reminds Mike that half the money he's spending on Mark is hers, she being his wife. Mike asks what she wants him to do. Alma doesn't have an answer. Gail arrives, and Alma announces that she and Mike are having a row. Mike cheerfully denies this, saying it takes two to row and he's not joining in. He then tells Alma to look on the bright side of Kevin's fine. "There's a bright side, is there?" a skeptical Alma says. Mike's comeback is that Kevin is working overtime to pay the fine, which means more profits for the garage, which means more money to pay for things like Mark's ski trip, so it's really Kevin who is paying for it, not them. Alma looks disgusted, and as the cafe door slams behind Mike, says to Gail, "My husband is a rat". "You love him just the same," Gail says, but Alma says she doesn't when he's like that.
At the Websters, the fine is being discussed since the first £100 installment is due that day. Joe arrives as Kevin is leaving. Sally tells Joe about the first installment being due. Joe asks if they can afford it. Sally snaps that it's none of his business and opens the front door, signaling that he should leave. He does, leaving an upset Sally behind.
Jim and Liz are at the Queens packing her belongings. The new landlords of the pub are arriving that morning (a couple). Liz assures Jim that she does want to go back to him.
Reg arrives at the corner shop. He and Alf shake hands on a deal with the same terms as before, as Audrey looks on. Eager to get rid of the shop, Audrey suggests that they put something on paper as quickly as possible, and they both agree to get in touch with their respective solicitors. Reg compliments Audrey on her "astute business mind" and then leaves.
Alma still isn't over what Mike said about Kevin and tells Gail that she lost her illusions about him ages ago. She goes on to say that Mike still has illusions about her, one being that he can do whatever he likes and she might squawk about it but that's about all. "Well, what can you do?" Gail asks. "Quite a lot, actually, as I'm about to demonstrate," Alma replies, removing her apron and fetching her coat. "And if you're wondering whether I'm going to do something daft, the answer is yes," she tells an open-mouthed Gail.
An excited Bet bounces into the front of the pub and tells Raquel and Tanya that Charlie has managed to get on a ferry by swapping a booking with a mate. They all dash into the back to check a map in order to determine how long it will take him to drive from Dover to Weatherfield. Raquel informs Bet that according to the weather forecast she heard on the radio that morning, heavy rain is expected, possibly freezing later leading to dangerous conditions on all roads. Tanya traces Charlie's possible route, which includes the M20. "That's terrible!" Raquel cries, recounting how packed it always was according to her mates at modeling school. When she then brings up roadworks and construction, a frustrated Bet gives up on the map, saying that she's too old for clockwatching and "if he gets here, he gets here".
In the garage office, Jim tells Kevin about Liz coming home and Kevin tells Jim to get himself off home to be with her. Kevin mentions that he'll be paying part of the fine that afternoon. Jim says that Steve still feels a bit responsible for it, but Kevin doesn't want to know and reiterates that it's his fine and he'll pay it.
Liz welcomes the new couple to the Queens and wishes them the best of luck. She has one final look around and then leaves.
Kevin attempts to pay the first installment of his fine, but is shocked to be told by the clerk that the fine was paid in full that morning. He tries to find out who paid it, but that information is not available. "Thanks," a bewildered Kevin says.
Liz, Jim, and Steve are having lunch together. There's a knock at the door. It's Kevin, wanting a word with Steve. He asks Steve if he paid the fine, and Steve says no. Kevin isn't sure if he believes him, but has no choice but to leave it.
Charlie phones Bet to report his position (bottom of the M1 near Scratchwood). Tanya and Raquel rush to the map to pinpoint where he is. Bet tells Charlie not to drive like a maniac. When she gets off the phone, Tanya tells her that Charlie has another 200 miles to go, and Bet says that the traffic is bad and there are roadworks everywhere. "Will he make it in 4 hours?" Raquel asks. "I suppose it's possible," a discouraged Bet replies.
A humming Reg arrives at Bettabuys to tell Maureen that he'll definitely be buying the corner shop. He and Maureen are over the moon, and touch foreheads as they envision their "brave new world" together.
"He's going to go bananas!" Alma says to Gail at the cafe. Gail wants to know why. Alma tells her that when she went out that morning, it was to pay Kevin's fine. "800 quid!" Gail gasps, her hand flying to her mouth. "Every penny," Alma confirms. Gail is speechless. Alma defends her move by saying it's her money as well as Mike's, and if he can do what he wants with it, so can she. All Gail can do is squeak.
Kevin tells Sally about the fine being paid and that Steve McDonald swears blind it wasn't him. He wonders aloud who would pay the fine without telling them. "When was it paid?" Sally asks. "This morning," Kevin replies. "Why?" Sally says it might have been Joe. Kevin doesn't understand why Joe would pay the fine. Sally, after assuring Kevin that there's never been anything between her and Joe, tells him that Joe has said things to her, like he loves her and wants her to go and live with him, and that some of these things were said while they were at the Lake District. Kevin is initially stunned, then angry, and tells Sally that Joe is trying to buy her, first by paying for their holiday and now by paying the fine. At that moment, Joe raps on the door. Kevin runs to it and grabs Joe by the collar, propelling him against his car. Kevin shakes him a few times and then thumps Joe twice. Sally rushes into the street with Jonathon and grabs the back of Kevin's sweater to pull him away. She thrusts Jonathon into Joe's arms and tells him to go. Joe quickly puts Jonathon into the back of the car and then climbs into the front, while Sally shields him from Kevin by keeping herself between them. Joe drives off, with Kevin yelling "don't come around here again!" after him.
At the Rovers, Bet, Tanya, and Raquel are anxiously watching the time. There has been news of traffic holdups on the radio, and Bet hasn't heard from Charlie in several hours. She frets about whether she should get ready or not. She decides to be optimistic, and goes through to the back after making Raquel and Tanya promise that they'll let her know if Charlie calls. Jim and Liz come in for a drink. Liz assumes that Tanya has heard about her departure from the Queens. Tanya has. Jim tells Tanya that they'd fill her in on all the details, but it would spoil Tanya making them up on her own. After a curt laugh, Tanya asks Liz what's next on her agenda. Liz says that she's taking a breather to spend more time with her family. Reg and Maureen arrive and announce to the pub that they've bought the corner shop. Ken wants to know what this means for the flat. They assure Ken that he won't be kicked out. Ken then puts in a word for Deirdre's job. Reg fobs him off by saying that they haven't made any firm plans but he's not a man to make changes. After Ken leaves, Reg tells Maureen that they won't need Deirdre because the two of them will be enough to run the shop. Mike and Alma come in, and Mike comments to Alma that Kevin must be slacking because there are no lights on in the garage, and adds that the fine should have been bigger. Alma looks uncomfortable. Reg and Maureen offer to buy them a drink as part of their celebration. They then go to a booth, leaving Mike and Alma alone at the bar. "What's that you wanted to talk to me about, concerning something you've done?" Mike asks. "Some other time," Alma responds, and quickly changes the subject by moving to Reg and Maureen to get more details about their purchase.
Chez Webster, Kevin says he never wants to see Joe or Jonathon again, and then says they need to find the £800 to pay Joe back. He calls Joe Sally's "fancy man", which causes an already distraught Sally to cry even more. She says that she can advertise for other children to babysit. Kevin says that's fine as long as there are no single fathers among the parents.
A dolled up Bet is waiting for Charlie in the back but isn't very optimistic that he'll arrive. Tanya suddenly bursts in, shouting, "he's here! Charlie's here!" Bet walks into the pub to appreciative whistles. Charlie, in blue coveralls, says he just needs an hour or two to recover. "You don't have that," Raquel says. Charlie grabs Reg's pint from him and asks if it's okay to have a couple of sips. After a few gulps, he announces that it's done the trick as a puzzled Bet watches. "Ready then?" he asks. "But you're not dressed," Bet protests. "Oh, but I am, you know," Charlie says. He walks behind the bar and slowly unbuttons his coveralls, revealing a tuxedo underneath. There are oohs and laughs as he casts the coveralls aside. He literally sweeps Bet off her feet and carries her from the pub as everyone cheers and waves. The credits roll.
Sarah Ettritch
Joe Broughton - JOHN WHEATLEY Jonathon Broughton
- SIMON RICHARDSON Counter Clerk - SARAH HASNIP
Written by - PETER WHALLEY Directed by - DAVID PENN
Tuesday (3647, Monday 17 January 1994)
The morning after the Licensed Victuallers' Ball finds Charlie Whelan strumming his guitar in Bet's parlour. He his smiling to himself. As Bet enters with a cooked breakfast he remarks on the Victuallers' capacity for getting hammered. "You'd think they'd have handled it better." Bet agrees. "But you enjoyed yourself though?" He assures her it was the best night he'd had in ages. "Except there could have been more Country and Western music, Merle Haggard and Willie Nelson for instance." Raquel enters in her dressing gown and is surprised to see Charlie. She smiles knowingly. "Had a good time?" Bet can see Raquel jumping to a conclusion, so she sets the record straight by informing her that Charlie was so dead on his feet when they returned at 1 a.m. that she threw him into Vicky's room. "All right was it?" she casts a meaningful look at Charlie who says that he woke up and didn't know where he was. "Well, just so there's no confusion," Bet carefully spells it out, "he was in Vicky's room. OK?" Raquel looks embarrassed. Message received and understood, but not entirely believed.
At the Websters' Kevin tells Sally, "If that Joe Broughton shows up. . ." Sally snaps that he won't, not after what Kevin did to him. "You'll be lucky the police don't turn up." Sally reminds Kevin who is really getting hurt in all this - Jonathan. Kevin doesn't care. He is worried about finding the money to pay Joe Broughton back. As Kevin is leaving Martin arrives with Sarah-Louise and catches the tail-end of his remarks. Sally tells him, "Don't ask!"
At the café Gail wants to know what Mike said about Alma paying Kevin's £800 fine. "Oh not much." Gail is questioning. "Mainly because I didn't tell him," confesses Alma. "Alma!!" Gail is shocked. Alma tells her that she didn't fancy being ranted and raved at all night. "I wish I hadn't done it now." Gail reminds Alma she did it to make a point. Percy turns up for tea and a toasted tea-cake. He explains his early arrival is due to waking early and not being able to lie in. Gail pursues the subject with Alma. "It's 800 quid! Even Mike's bound to notice that." Alma hopes the bank will forget to send the statement. Or if it did arrive she could get to it first and eat it or burn it. "You wouldn't!" Gail is scandalized. Both look up to see that Emily has entered and is having a word with Percy. They have obviously already had some words this morning. It seems that Percy left the house in a huff, citing urgent business, when Emily told him that Bernard would be coming round. Percy accuses her of following him and she agrees she is. She tells him there is no need for him to rush out of the house as if it is on fire, just because Bernard is expected. "Well I wouldn't want to get in the way." Emily is exasperated. "Whatever do you think we're going to do? Dance naked round the living room?!!" She leaves him to ponder over his tea-cake. Gail is persisting. "Are you telling me Mike has so much money he won't miss £800?" "I don't know what he's got!" Alma hisses back. Gail points out Mike probably has an accountant who'll notice it. Alma caves. "All right! All right! I'll tell him. But not just yet." (Pedantic mode ON: How did Alma pay the fine if she is so ignorant of the contents of the bank account? Is this a joint account? If she has cheques surely she would know what's in it. If Mike has given her a bank card and PIN number surely she could not draw £800 all in one day. I guess the banking system cannot get in the way of a story line. . . Pedantic mode OFF)
Reg enters Curly's office at Bettabuys. In a business-like manner he informs the Manager of his presence in the the store. "And while I'm about it I may as well inform you I will be leaving Bettabuys on Friday. Please! Spare me the crocodile tears!" Curly says he is sorry to see Reg go. Reg is not convinced of his sincerity in the matter. He further informs Curly that Maureen will also be leaving. "Never mind. They'll be plenty of other men's fianceés and wives for your gratification." Curly shakes his head, "Are you never going to forgive me for that?" Answer negative. "And while you're in the shop, just make your purchases as quickly as possible and go." "What shop?" Reg informs Curly has has purchased Alf's Corner Shop. Curly tells Reg he is very pleased for him. Reg rejects Curly's olive branch. "I've said what I came to say. Any shopping you have to do there, make it a quick in and out. No loitering."
On the shop floor Andy has been telling Maureen the good news about his parents. Maureen is expressing her happiness at his news when Reg appears. "Andy's parents are getting back together!" "Why have they been apart?" Maureen is shocked he is so ignorant and uncaring. Reg opines that he's a busy man and doesn't have the time for such matters. As Andy moves off Maureen reminds Reg that the MacDonalds will be his customers so he'd better start taking an interest in such matters. Reg concedes the point and attempts to appease Andy by shouting across the floor. "Very pleased! Give your parents my best!" Thus embarrassing both Andy and Maureen. "And speaking of parents are you going to deal with the Old Bat?" "My Mother?!!" "Yes the Old Bat." Maureen is not amused at this appellation. She tells Reg that they must tell Maude of their plans together. She reminds him Maude has had a hard life and is now an invalid. "You'll learn to love her in time. I know you will!"
At the Rovers Charlie is taking his leave. Bet asks if he has everything. "Except you. Why don't you come with me?" Bet declines a visit to Stranraer in mid-winter. "I've got a better idea. Why don't you stay?" "Don't tempt me. . ." (Does this man sound like he's been in the spare room all night?) Raquel is polishing glasses in the bar when Tanya arrives for work. "He's just going" she informs Tanya. On hearing Charlie stayed the night, Tanya grins broadly. "Well let's hope we're up to it at their age, eh?" Tanya winks at Raquel and walks through to the living room. Raquel catches on to Tanya's remarks and hastens after her. "Oh no, I didn't mean . ." Bet and Charlie are attempting a farewell kiss which is interrupted first by Tanya who gives them a knowing look on her way through, and then by Raquel running after Tanya. Raquel explains that it's not what Tanya is thinking. "How do you know what I'm thinking?" "Because I thought it too." Tanya is sceptical of the spare room theory. "Well Bet said so." "Well Bet would, " grins Tanya. Bet enters looking as if she has swallowed the whole dairy. The girls are eager for details. "Is he coming back?" "Maybe she doesn't want him back." Bet faces her audience. "Would you like me to tell you what, in my heart of hearts, I would really like to happen between me and Charlie?" Nods of assent. "And you won't tell anybody?" Head shakes and anticipating looks. "Well you must think I'm daft in the head! Come on we've got a pub to open!"
Liz has stopped by the garage to find out what Jim wants to do for dinner. They agree to meet in the Rovers. Jim kids her about all the shopping and cleaning Liz has been doing since she returned. "It needed it. I threw a pork pie out of the fridge this morning with a sell-by date from before Christmas!" Kevin comes out of the office. He has been phoning his solicitor. "Would you believe it?" he asks rhetorically, "if someone pays your fine for you with out your knowledge you have it accept it." Jim wants to know what's wrong with that. Kevin responds he now got to find the money to pay the person back. Liz is puzzled. "Did you understand that?" Jim shakes his head. "Sometimes he's more Irish than me so he is!"
In the café Sally is telling Gail and Alma the saga of the paid fine. At least Gail is the one responding to the unfolding tale as Alma stands by saying nothing. "Tell her" says Gail. Alma is struck dumb. "Joe didn't pay the fine," says Gail. "Well excuse me Gail, but how do you know?" (Deep breath) "Because Alma did!" Alma looks to the ceiling and mutters "I don't want to be here." Sally is gobsmacked. "Why?" Gail explains and Alma assents. Sally is horrified. "Then I've got it all wrong! I must tell Kevin right away! She rushes out nearly knocking into Mike who has just entered. "What was all that about?" he asks. "Tell him." says Gail. "Go and sit down. I'll bring you a nice cup of coffee," invites Alma. Crunch time!
During the advert break Alma has done the deed. Mike is incredulous. "You're sitting there, stone cold sober, and you're telling me you paid Kevin's fine?" Alma nods. "WHY??" Alma attempts to explain. "You're not going to shout at me again?" Mike tells her it the stupidest thing she's ever done and that she wants locking up. Alma finally tells Mike she did it because of what he said about the fine being good because it will make Kevin work harder (denial of remark from Mike) and that half the money is hers anyway. The penny drops. "Oh I see, this is about Mark." Alma tells him if he wants to spend money helping Mark then why can't she help who she chooses. Mike gets up to go. He tells her somebody has to go and earn the money she's been so free with. Also that Mark will be staying the week while his mother is away. A thought crosses his mind. "This is a joke isn't it?" "No" "You really did it?" "Yes." "You're barmy! You want locking up!" Gail remarks that Alma appears to have survived. Alma tells her that the message hasn't really reached Mike's brain yet. When it does, he'll be back, blazing.
Bet hands Liz and Audrey their drinks. Liz wants to know how the big day went. "What big day?" asks Audrey. "See you don't know everything!" says Bet. Liz explains. "Oh that lorry driver!" screams Audrey. Both women want to know the details but Jim and Kevin arrive and order pints. The phone is ringing and Tanya informs Kevin it is Sally on the line. The women are still wanting to hear about Bet's date. Bet is tantalizingly cagey. "Well we had drinks and a bite to eat and then .. Liz and Audrey lean forward in anticipation . . we took to the floor, showed them how it's done!" "Is that it?" Audrey is disappointed. "Well it was a ball!" says Liz. Bet told them she wasn't sure she could remember how to do it because she never could get Alec onto a dance floor. Liz asks her if she's told Charlie about Alec. Bet replies she has told him all he needs to know about her status for now. "And has he anyone he has to tell you about?" Bet smiles. "If he has he hasn't got round to it yet."
Kevin has hurried home on Sally's summons and she has told him the truth about the fine payer. Kevin can't make it out. "But why? It doesn't make any sense." Sally tries to explain that Alma was getting back at Mike for something. "Well anyway, it wasn't Joe!" Kevin tells her he never said it was. "But you thumped him for it!" "No I thumped him because he made a play for you!" Kevin points out it was Sally who thought Joe paid the fine. She was the one who had it wrong. "And I'm glad you did, because otherwise I wouldn't have known what was going on!"
Reg and Maureen have braved the Bat Cave. The Old Bat is suspicious of their arrival in the middle of the afternoon. "We have something to tell you." "I thought you might have." Maude's face grows stonier as the news of the Holdsworth new source of income is revealed. Maude is not impressed. "Coronation Street! I think you're making a grave mistake. That poky little shop." Reg throws up his hands in despair. "Mother, we wanted you to be happy for us." Maude tells Maureen that she and Reg working together all day and then being at home together is a mistake. "I'll give you a month and you'll be sick of the sight of one another!" Reg tells her sarcastically how nice it is to have her encouragement and support. Maude says she calls it like it is. To her mind it doesn't making sense leaving a big firm for a little shop. Reg admits it will be a gamble and need a lot of hard work which is why he needs all the help and encouragement and commitment he can get. "Which you will get from me," responds Maureen putting her arms around Reg as they stand in defiant pose in front of her mother. Maude relents a fraction. "I'm not saying I don't want you to do well. I hopes it works out well for the both of you." Maureen asks her why she couldn't have said that in the first place. "I don't know. It's the way I am."
Kevin is confronting Alma in the café. "I don't get it?" "Well, happen I'm just barmy and I do these strange things now and again," says Alma flippantly. Kevin tells her she can't do it and she replies that he can't stop her. It's over and done with. Kevin vows to pays her back at which point Alma threatens to bar him from the café if he does. This exchange is witnessed by Audrey. "What were all that about?" she asks eagerly as Kevin storms out.
Maureen is explaining the arrangements they have made for Maude while she and Reg are on their honeymoon. Maureen's sister Peggy and her husband Clive will take Maude back with them to Hearne Bay. Reg tells his mother-in-law-to-be that she mustn't worry about them. They'll find something to do in Gay Paree. "You haven't met Clive have you?" Maude enquires. Reg says not. Maude tells him that she didn't take to him at first either but he's been a good husband to Peggy. "Give me ten years and I might be boasting about my other son-in-law." Maureen and Reg exchange glances. Is the Old Bat thawing out a bit?
Over dinner at the Baldwin household Mike is being his most patronizingly obnoxious. Discussing schoolwork with Mark he tells the lad maybe he could help Alma as math is not her strong point - especially where money is concerned. She gets confused. He asks Alma what nought is take away 800 quid. Alma feigns total ignorance. Mike laughs. "See, no idea." Alma is saved from further humiliation by the phone which Mike answers. It is Kevin calling to discuss Alma's random act of kindness. He tells Baldwin that he will pay the money back and they agree to meet tomorrow to discuss it. Kevin puts the phone down as Sally enters the room. "Hopefully he'll let me pay instalments like the court was going to do." Sally is feeling guilty about Joe. She tells Kevin she feels they owe him an apology. Kevin does not and tells her so in no uncertain terms. "If I ever see that Joe round here again it won't be an apology I'll give him!"
It's a slow night in the Rovers as Derek finds when he comes in search of "good company and bonhomie". There is one other patron in the bar. Maybe Mavis was right to stop home. Bet comes into the bar all smiles. She has had a phone call from Belfast. Charlie has just landed there from the ferry trip from Stranraer. "Awww" says Raquel, "he just had to rush straight to a phone 'cos he's missing you that much!" Tanya is more practical. Maybe he left his false teeth behind and wants Bet to send them on. Bet is giving no gory details away. She merely says that it's nice to know out of sight doesn't mean out of mind. She floats away to the back room with a smile on her face like the Cheshire Cat's. "She's falling for him," opines Raquel. "Gawd 'elp 'er!" sighs Tanya. Emily arrives with Percy in tow. He is protesting that she doesn't have to buy him a drink. "Yes I do!" Emily is firm. Derek tries to buy the round but Emily declines. "I am buying Mr. Sugden a drink. That is what we have come out for." Percy explains that Mrs. Bishop thinks he is mad with her because of all the time she spends with that vicar. Emily responds that she does not spend all her time with Bernard. "Well if he comes round any more often he might as well move in!" Emily wishes she hadn't suggested coming for a drink. Gail and Martin arrive and stand the other side of Derek. He tries to buy them a drink but Martin declines the offer. He is busy getting the details about paying of the fine from Gail. Derek finds he is "Piggy-in-the-Middle."
Alma and Mike are clearing up after dinner. He opens the subject again and she tells him if he is going to go on about it she is going to bed. She tells him she is fed up with his snide comments. Mike tells her that Kevin will be paying the money back and what's more he wants to. Alma says she paid the money and furthermore Kevin can't afford it. "I know we can't afford it," Mike tells her. "What do you mean? You afford those enormous school fees." "Not really," Mike tells her. Alma thinks he is just saying that. Mike tells her he doesn't have the money he used to. Mark's school fees take them right to the edge. "I'd like to pay Kevin's fine but I can't. I just don't have the money anymore."
Libby Seekings
Charlie Whelan JOHN ST. RYAN Mark Redman CHRIS
COOK
Written By PETER WHALLEY Directed By ROMEY ALLISON
Wednesday (3648, Wednesday 19 January 1994)
Baldwins - Morning and all are getting ready for their day. Marl declines Mike's offer of a ride as he's going to walk with some mates. Alma asks Mark if anything is the matter as he was so quiet this morning. He says no and goes off to school. Mike asks Alma what's up with Mark. She tells him to come on, the atmosphere in the flat is so tense, you could cut it with a knife. Mike goes on to talk about the cash flow problem saying things are a bit tricky. Alma tells him <sarcastic mode on> it's all her fault what with paying kevin's fine and has absolutely nothing to do with all the money mike has been spending on Mark < s. m. off>. Mike says he's not pointing fingers - just the facts. He has a cash flow problem. She asks how big and he answers with the precise answer of big enough. She heads off to work and he stays to make a few phone calls before he heads out.
Kabin - Mavis and Rita discuss wedding gifts for Reg and Maureen. Rita figures a one way ticket to Rio for Maud would be more than acceptable to Reg. And besides, she's more concerned with another problem - what to wear to the event. Mavis tells her she has plenty of clothes and suggests the grey 2 piece. Rita doesn't like that suggestion and comments that going to a wedding is good excuse for a new outfit. Emily comes in and asks if she can out up the charity auction poster in the window. Rita figures that would be fine and asks what sort of stuff the auction is looking for - a grey 2 piece, perhaps?
The phone rings at Baldwin's flat. It's kevin. He wants to discuss the fine payment - £100 a month, just as he was going to pay the court. Mike's not particularly pleased with having to wait eight moths for total repayment but hasn't got much choice but to accept.
Bettabuys - Maureen is in the loading area for her tea break. Curly comes in and wonders why she's there. She just wanted a few minutes on her own and some fresh air. She's been contemplating on how friday will be her last day at bettabuys. Curly says and when she's done her break, would she go over to help at the cooked meats area. She sighs, says yes and then, tells him she hasn't received his reply to the wedding invite. He tells her that's because he never received one. She's puzzled by this as she addressed it herself and doesn't know where it has gone. (well, d'uh, Maureen! :-) )
Garage - Kevin asks Jim to go get some parts and then proceeds to go ape when Jim asks "you mean, now?". Jim goes off for the parts after a look at Kevin. Steve walks by, sees kevin and asks "ALL right, Kev?" and gets an icy stare and turned back for his trouble. Steve continues on to his workplace and just as he turns the key in the lock, up drives Mr. Gum chewer. (now, when i say gum chewer, i mean the type that chews non-stop and open- mouthed so that you can see every little indent his teeth make on that poor piece of gum) Steve is surprised to see him. Gum boy asks him if he's done anything with his order and Steve tells him by Monday, it'll be done. HE also asks him to give him a ring before he shows up nest time as he doesn't want Mike to see him.
Rovers - Jack's been up and down the cellar stairs quite a bit and is puffing with the effort. Tanya tells him he has another trip to make as it was slim line tonics they needed, not what he brought up. Raquel enters with the tea tray and wearing gloves. tells Tanya she needs to protect her assets. Tanya says it's a good thing it's not her face as she'd need to wear a bag over her face. Jack asks Raquel if she's going to Reg's wedding and she says yes - why? There's a snooker comp at the legion and he thought that if she weren't going, they could switch their nights off. She says she's sorry but she doesn't want tot let them down, seeing as they've been very careful on who they've invited. Tanya figures she's too desperate to turn them down. Raquel tells her she didn't get an invite, did she and Tanya says that she wouldn't have gone anyway, weddings depress her.
Bettabuys - Curly calls Andy to his office. The magical super sonic lift is in working order as Andy appears straightaway. Actually, he was on his way there anyway as he wanted to tell Curly about Maureen's leaving gift collection. Curly gives him the reading material for the management course and proceeds to dig into his wallet for a donation.
"Happy" Webster's - Gail's there to drop off david. Sally and Gail go into the kitchen so Sally can moan on how she doesn't understand why Kevin is being so obstinate over apologizing to Joe. Gail thinks she should try seeing it from Kevin's point of view. Sally says she'll have to go to Joe's on her own. Gail, in short, tells her that's a stupid idea.
Rovers - Steve's in for a drink and even offers to buy his parents one. He ends up having to borrow money off of Jim for his own drink! Emily comes in to ask about putting up an auction poster and tells them that anything in good working order would be gratefully accepted. "Oh well that leaves you out, doesn't it Jacko?" snipes Tanya. Jim and Liz discuss work - Kevin being a starved Rotttweiler today and Liz's hunt for a job - after the house has been fixed up.
Cafe - Kevin's in to give Alma a £100 cheque - the first instalment on the fine money.
Rovers - Reg asks raquel if she is coming to the wedding. She says of course. he goes and sits down with Maureen and she asks after Curly being at the wedding. He ells her to come on and besides, she'll like Eric Firman, a wholesale grocer. She confronts him over his not mailing Curly's invite. Reg goes off on another rant - sullying his intended... but Maureen points out that it might get people talking. One minute, Curly is best man and the next, not even at the wedding - hmm, what's up with that?
"Joyful" Websters' - Kev is reading the newspaper and Sally comes in. Tension is high and Sally is the one to break the silence. She tells him it would only take half an hour and Gail would babysit. He asks her if saying that he never wants to hear the name Joe Broughton again is a clear enough answer for her. Well, she says, i'll just have to go there on my own. He tells her she wouldn't but yes, she dons the coat and heads for the door. Most obvious that she wants him to stop her and go along as well but Mr. Pride doesn't and she leaves alone.
Rovers - Jack tells Tanya there's a call for her and then tells Raquel that it's the same guy again but he hasn't a clue who he is. Curly's in for a pint and Maureen goes to tell him that he is invited. He tells her he will try to make it.
Joe's - and heeeeere's Sally! Joe's' happy to see her and leads her to the front room. She wants to make it clear that what kevin did was wrong. She felt he was due an apology, that's all there is to the visit. She goes to leave but in walks Jonathan. Joe pulls a dirty and tries to get Sally to feel guilty and maybe capitulate by getting Jonathan to say he misses her and Rosie. Tells Sally that he needs her. She is furious and can't believe he would stoop so low. He tries to get her to stay with them but she tells him she loves her husband and that Kevin is worth ten of Joe. She leaves and he tells her that he'll wait for her.
Baldwin's - Alma thinks Mark will understand if Mike just tells him that finances are tight right now. Mike says that it is his problem and he will deal with it his own way. Mark has overheard this conversation as he was just about to enter the room until he heard his name mentioned and slid back out of sight - but not out of earshot.
Websters (not even happy words can make up for the misery in this household these days!) Kevin is solving his problems with watching telly and drinking a few. Knock on the door brings martin in asking Kev if he wants to go to the Rovers. Kevin says no as Sally is out - gone to Joe Broughton's to apologize for his conduct. Apologize? Why? asks Martin. Exactly! says kevin. He then goes on to say that he's not even sure he knows Sally anymore.
Judith Cooper
Monty Harris - BILL HOMEWOOD (Mr gum chewer)
Written by BARRY HILL Directed by ROMEY ALISON
Thursday (3649, Friday 21 January 1994)
Friday (3650, Monday 24 January 1994)
The episode opens at the cafe, where, after ordering breakfast, Maureen teases Reg about it being odd that a man in the grocery business should have so little food in his cupboards. At a neaby table, Mike is on his cell phone with his friend, Monty Harris, and they are obviously discussing Steve's little "deal on the side." Mike suggests that Monty tell Steve that he's forgotten his wallet at home, but the call ends abruptly when Steve comes into the restaurant.
At another table, Bernard and Emily joke about some of the absolute rubbish they receive, and Bernard laughingly counsels Emily to never toss questionable donations into the donor's garbage bin. They proceed with their plans to canvass Coronation Street, where he will take one side, and she the other.
Maureen tells Reg that she thinks it's a terrible shame that Alf won't be able to attend his stag party, but Reg sneers that the only reason Alf won't come is because he hates "putting his hand in his pocket." Maureen laughs when he tells her that the last time he saw Alf pull out his wallet, the Queen's face on the £5 note was blinking and screwing her eyes up against the bright light.
At the Kabin, Mavis is wittering on at Rita, telling her she has a "cheek" to be planning to attend Maureen's hen party. After all, Mavis remembers the day that Reg came into the shop looking very disheartened because Maureen had broken off the engagement. "You said she'd had a lucky escape." Rita claims that she was only joking at the time, and on second thought, realizes that perhaps she shouldn't go to the party after all. Audrey arrives at the tail-end of the discussion and tells Rita that she can't back out now that she's given a commitment to attend. Besides, Audrey thinks it will be good for a laugh, so Rita decides to go after all.
Lunch time, and a downcast Curly sits alone at a table in the Rovers Return. Kevin sits down at the same table and tells Curly he looks "miserable." Curly tells him to look for the knife between his shoulder blades -- Miss Fenwick has been working at Bettabuys far less time than he, and she still managed to get the job of Area Manager. Kevin has no idea what he's on about, and leaves. Curly returns to the bar for another pint, and moans to Raquel about someone else always getting the credit for his hard work. "A pretty face will get you everywhere," he complains, but completely missing the point, Raquel agrees that that's what modelling is all about.
At home, and preparing for his big stag night, Reg listens to his answer phone. There's a message from his best man, Eric Firman, apologizing for being unable to attend the party, although he promises he'll be there the following day for the wedding, "with a hacksaw, in case you're chained to the railings."
Emily has reached the Websters' house in her canvas for cast-offs, and admires a picture that Kevin has just donated. She asks him if he's sure he wants to give it away, since it is an original, but Kevin assures her that he'll be glad to get rid of it because he finds it "gloomy."
Steve and Monty Harris drink a pint together at the Rovers Return and discuss "business." Monty asks if Steve isn't a bit worried about his boss walking in and seeing them together, but Steve assures him that Baldwin is miles away.
Bernard is at Reg's house, looking for donations, but when he learns that Reg is to be married the following day, he gives his congratulations. Reg is of the opinion that he deserves them -- Maureen is "one in a thousand." Bernard observes that Reg is luckier than Ecclesiastes, who wrote "one man in a thousand have I found, but a woman among all those have I not found." Reg laughs and advises Bernard to tell his "mate" to keep looking, because they are out there. When Bernard asks Reg is he's having "a do" that night, Reg agrees and opines that Ecclesiastes probably wouldn't approve of stag nights. On the contrary, Bernard reminds him that he also wrote that "man has nothing better to do under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry." Reg is surprised to learn that this quote comes from the Bible, and always thought it originated in some "jokey birthday card." Their conversation is interrupted by another call to the answer phone, this one coming from George, who also cannot make it to the party.
Steve emerges from his workplace with a huge box of t-shirts for Monty, who offers to pay for them with a cheque. Steve reminds him that the agreement was that it would be a cash transaction, so Monty tells him that they'll have to go back to his place -- he's forgotten his wallet. The trap is set.
Back at the Websters' house, Sally is explaining to Kevin that Rosie's blotchy skin is eczema, according to the doctor. While Kevin settles back to watch a soccer match, Sally goes upstairs on check on Rosie. She calls down to Kevin, asking him what happened to the picture they had hanging on the wall upstairs. When Kevin responds that he gave it to Emily, Sally beats a hasty path back downstairs for details. He did what? "You can't do that," she shrieks in disbelief -- "it was a wedding gift from Percy Sugden!" She can't believe that he just gave it away without even discussing it with her.
At Monty's flat, he goes off to his bedroom to fetch his wallet. Steve looks around, and is mortified to see Alma's and Mike's wedding picture clearly displayed on an end table. Mike steps into the room with a "well, well, well. I knew you were after extra dosh, and now you can have your cards."
Kevin, meanwhile, returns home to inform Sally that he's been up and down Coronation Street looking for Emily, but had no luck. Sally is in a strop because everyone knows you don't give away wedding gifts.
Back at Monty's flat, Mike is reading the riot act to Steve, reminding him that he took him on as an employee because he thought he was bright and had a good future in business. "Big deal," is Steve's response; he's been sacked, and that's all that matters. There's more to it than that, as far as Mike is concerned. If you're smart in business, you learn how to pull a fast one and get away with it, but all Steve did was play him for a mug. "You haven't heard the last of this," he promises Steve.
The next scene is a little confusing, since one of the characters is not identified (or named in the credits). Whoever she is, she's attending to some last-minute alterations on Maureen's wedding dress while Maude looks on. A gentleman (Clive Phillips), who has agreed to take care of Maude for the next little while is also there. Maude is taking her last opportunity to get in a few more digs about Reg, so wonders out loud what it was they used to call him years back. "Ah yes," she laughs "...Mr. Mole." Maureen and her friend exchange pained expressions.
Speaking of Mr. Mole, his answer-phone is really busy tonight. Another message has arrived, this time from Bob, who won't be at the party either.
At the Rovers Return, Percy complains bitterly that Bernard is taking advantage of Emily. He's got her working far too hard in his opinion. Rita is surprised to learn that Curly won't be attending Reg's stag party -- she always thought they were great pals, but Curly dejectedly informs her that things are not always as they appear, and he wasn't invited. Rita suggests that he gate-crash, but Curly seems less than interested. Rita then asks Raquel where everyone is for Maureen's hen night, and Raquel assures her that it's still a bit early. Ivy overhears and tells Rita that she's there for the party (being a work-mate of Maureen's, she could hardly say no), and seconds later an entourage of women burst through the pub's doors amid much laughter and high spirits. Audrey and Alma joke that the kindest thing they could do for Maureen is tie her up and put her on a slow train to anywhere. Surely she's lost her mind if she's really going to go through with the wedding.
A cab horn sounds outside Maureen's door, but before leaving, she expresses her concern that Clive will be able to cope with lifting and taking care of her mother. Clive assures her that everything will be fine, and she's not to worry. Just before she leaves, Maureen asks her mother to please try to be happy for her. "I am," says Maude, a bit insincerely, and then tells her daughter to go on and enjoy her last night of independence. When the door closes, Maude turns her face away so that Clive cannot see she's on the verge of tears.
Reg is at the restaurant where his stag party is supposed to take place, but it's clear that none of his friends have shown up. Curly enters quietly, and seeing Reg standing alone, smoking a cigar, he turns and walks away. He observes from a distance as Reg finds a table in an empty section of the restaurant, where he sits down and stares at his watch. Curly approaches and tells Reg he has a message for him. "We've got to be mates, Reg," he implores. "You hurt her, and I was called upon to cushion the blow." Reg tells him he doesn't want to discuss it. When Curly asks where the party is, Reg lies and says he postponed it.
Back at the Rovers Return, the place is packed with Maureen's friends. Maureen finally arrives with her friend, and Tanya implies that unless either Jack or Percy want to be the floor show and strip, they'd better make themselves scarce. A disgusted Percy leaves after hearing that remark.
Outside, Kevin is relieved to see Emily and Bernard struggling along the street with their heavy bags of donations. He's just about to call out to Emily when Percy comes out of the pub and offers a hand with the load.
At the restaurant, Reg talks to Curly about his past life as a professional. In his opinion, he didn't conquer the world, but Curly disagrees, reminding him that he's about to marry the love of his life. In a contemplative mood, Reg comments that in times past, a betrothed couple used to spend the night before their wedding by praying together. Nowadays, though, "everyone gets ratted," he observes, "in a night of drunkenness and nausea." Through the window, he points to a bus shelter off in the distance and tells Curly that it was there that he first kissed Maureen. A waiter arrives with a bottle of champagne and fills their glasses. Curly tells Reg that he'll do alright for himself tomorrow. "It's been a long time coming you know, Norman," Reg replies softly. "Cheers, mate." Their glasses clink together, and they drink in friendship and reconciliation.
Heather Morlan
Bernard Morton: ROLAND MacLEOD Eric Firman:
MALCOLM HARRIS Monty Harris: BILL HOMEWOOD; Clive Phillips: BERNARD
KAY
Written by: JULIAN ROACH Directed by BRIAN MILLS
Monday (3651, Wednesday 26 January 1994)
It's finally here -- the day Reg and Maureen are to wed. The best man, Eric Fireman, has arrived at Reg's flat later than expected, and Reg isn't pleased. He suggests that Eric get changed, but Eric wants to put his feet up for a few minutes. He finds a brochure about Paris ("Romance in Paris") and asks Reg if this is the honeymoon destination. Reg responds that he thought it was an "appropriate venue for the commencement of the nuptial celebrations", but not to mention anything because it's a surprise for Maureen. Eric isn't too keen on France, but Reg couldn't care less what Eric thinks. He hands Eric his suit and grabs the brochure from Eric's hand. Eric, ever the businessman, informs Reg that he'll be making a delivery to a client on the way to the church, then leaves to change. Reg seems to regret his choice of best man, but flipping through the Paris brochure brings a smile back to his face.
At Maureen's, Clive is showing Maude his video camera. Maude, who is in her usual good spirits, isn't impressed by the camera and shouts for Maureen. "Not now, Mother, whatever it is not now," Maureen answers as she comes downstairs. She goes into the dining room and retrieves a box. She rummages through it. Maude rolls into the room and says she wants to talk. Maureen waves her away, but Maude persists, and Maureen says she knows Maude thinks she's mad for going through with the wedding, but it's her life to throw away and Maude will just have to accept it. She says that at three o'clock that afternoon she will become Mrs. Reginald Holdsworth and nothing anyone says will change her mind. Maude shocks her by saying that she doesn't want Maureen to change her mind, and now that Reg will be family, she'll try to be a bit more civil to him. A confused Maureen can only mumble that she doesn't understand. Maude hands her a box. "It's something old, like me," she says. "It's your antique cameo broach," a tearful Maureen breathes. "I wore it on my wedding day and your father and I had 42 good years, so...," Maude says. Maureen moves to hug her, but Maude pulls back, saying sharply, "mind you don't crease me blouse!"
Raquel and Bet preen in front of the mirror at the Rovers. Des arrives and offers to escort Raquel to the wedding. Raquel wants clarification -- does Des want to escort her because they both happen to be on their own, or because he wants to take her? "I want to go as a couple," is Des' response. "Well, you'll have to change your tie; it clashes with me frock," is all Raquel has to say.
The church is beginning to fill as strains of "Edelweiss" fill the air. Maude, sitting right up front in her wheelchair, smiles at Reg as he sits next to Eric awaiting Maureen's arrival, making him squirm. He nervously checks his watch. "She's not gong to show," he says. He turns and sees Curly a few pews back. "At least Norman Watts is here so she's not eloped," he comments. Des, sitting just behind Curly, leans forward and asks who the fat bloke sitting next to Reg is. When Curly says it's Eric, the best man, Des is puzzled because he thought Curly was to do that job. Curly says he was asked but turned them down because of work commitments. He tells Des that Reg hardly knows Eric but asked him to be best man to curry favour with Eric, Eric being the manager of a cash and carry in Salford. The grocery industry is so cut-throat that it's best to have a few friends on the inside, Curly explains. "And you're here because you're a potential customer," he continues. "This isn't just a wedding; it's a business launch." Raquel shushes them when Maureen arrives. A radiant Maureen is walked down the aisle by Clive. Her eyes meet Reg's, and he steps into the aisle, a huge smile on his face.
Outside the church, country music is in the air as Bet and Charlie arrive, he in country garb, and she in the traditional leopard-spotted coat. Bet gingerly disembarks from Charlie's truck and after Charlie compliments Bet and her attire, they make their way into the church, Bet's arm through Charlie's.
At the cafe, Mike is discussing Steve with Alma and thinks that the humiliation Steve suffered will make him think a bit. He's surprised when Alma tells him that Steve didn't look humiliated when he came into the cafe earlier with the message that he has a proposition to put to Mike.
Reginald and Maureen Elizabeth exchange vows. Afterwards, wedding photos are taken outside the church in the rain, while the bells peal.
Later, at the reception, Reg gives a speech, mentioning that he and Maureen were thwarted in their initial attempt at matrimony. Maude looks away guiltily. Des looks restless. "You can't go in the middle of his speech," Raquel whispers, but a desperate Des dashes to the restroom. "There's a happy ending to this little story," Reg continues, and says that it's never too late for Cupid's arrow to strike. The camera lingers on Bet, then Curly, and Eric winks at Rita. Reg ends his speech with a plug for the corner shop.
Steve delivers his proposition to Mike at Mike's flat. He proposes a partnership. Mike says he's not balmy enough to go into partnership with Steve. An arrogant Steve points out that he's experienced in the printing trade and has contacts, so it would be a simple matter for him to set up on his own in direct competition with Mike. An enraged Mike flies across the room, grabs the front of Steve's coat, and prepares to thump him, but Alma grabs his arm. Mike pushes him out of the flat instead.
Eric is still making moves on Rita, who says she's flattered but would rather not. Maureen waves to Clive and his video as she and Reg dance. The camera pans around the room, lingering briefly on people in conversation. Ivy and Audrey, Des, Curly, and Andy, Bet and Charlie, Raquel and the photographer, Maude and Peggy, and finally a close-up of the bride and groom on top of the wedding cake. All the while, a pianist plays and sings.
Cut to the men's, where Reg has changed his suit and slips the Paris plane tickets into his inner jacket pocket. Clive saunters in and tells Reg that the thought of having to put up with Maude morning, noon, and night is awful and he'll be counting the days to when Reg and Maureen return from their honeymoon. "I'd be counting a bit more," Reg mumbles. Clive hears him and demands to know what he means. Reg says that Maude should stay with Clive and Peggy permanently, since they have a bigger place and are retired so they'll be able to give Maude the care and attention she needs. They discuss how Maude is a burden they all need to share, and how she really belongs in a home. Poor Maude is listening to the whole conversation in the lady's, as a vent connects the two restrooms. She breaks down as Clive says, "she can't have that many years left in her", and Reg adds, " we hope".
Reg and Maureen peruse their wedding presents and Maureen says that she feels like she's in a dream. Reg chooses this moment to reveal their honeymoon destination and hands her the tickets. Maureen is thrilled to find it's Paris. Reg begins to lead her to the "VIP car" waiting outside, but Maureen insists on saying goodbye to Maude and rushes off to find her. Bet and Charlie dance. Bet says Charlie has gone "all moody" on her. Charlie says he's thinking about Reg's speech and how Cupid's arrow can strike. "Has it, Charlie?" Bet asks. "Do you want to see the wound?" Charlie jokes, unbuttoning his shirt. A laughing Bet slaps his hand. Charlie asks Bet if she has to go back that night, because there's a nice four star country hotel with a Jacuzzi... Bet covers his mouth and says she'll "phone Jacko and tell him I'm stopping out". Reg searches for Maureen and bumps into Rita who is on her way out. He thanks her for coming, saying that in light of their near romance, it couldn't have been easy for her to watch him walk down the aisle with another woman. An amused Rita says that she managed to control her emotions. Reg suddenly grabs her and kisses her on the mouth. Rita makes a very hasty exit.
The driver carries Reg and Maureen's bags to the car. Reg slides into the back seat, but Maureen is nowhere to be seen. She finally comes running to the car and knocks on the back window. "I can't find my mother," she cries. Peggy and Clive join them, saying she's definitely not in the building. An almost hysterical Maureen worries that something has happened to her because she wouldn't leave without saying anything. Reg suggests that Peggy and Clive continue to look for her, while he and Maureen go on to the airport and call Peggy and Clive when they get there because by then Maude is sure to have turned up. "I can't go anywhere until I know she's safe," Maureen shouts. Clive decides to have a drive around, figuring that Maude couldn't have gone far. Maureen rushes off with them, leaving an exasperated Reg at the car.
We see a shot of a distraught Maude rolling down the road in the rain, then one of Reg anxiously awaiting Maureen's return at the restaurant.
Des and Raquel have returned to the Rovers and Des offers to stay over if Raquel doesn't want to be sleeping there by herself. Raquel is more interested in discussing Ben, the photographer. Des isn't impressed, but becomes agitated when Raquel says she's having a photo session with Ben at his studio next Wednesday. "What kind of session?" he asks. Raquel says that when Ben heard she was a model, he asked if he could take some photos of her, and she agreed because it means free photos for her portfolio. "I bet that's not all you get," Des huffs. "The bloke's only after one thing." "The same thing you are, by any chance?" Raquel asks. Jack pops in to see if Raquel would like him to stop in the spare room. "I'll be fine on my own," she assures Jack, adding, "I prefer it that way." Des' face shows that the message was received.
Maude has been found. Clive wheels her into the house, as Reg loudly complains that she sabotaged the honeymoon. "I just wanted to come home," Maude protests. "I heard them talking, the pair of them, about how I'd be better off in a home. Well, the only home I'm going in is this one," Maude cries, pointing to the ground. "Is this true, Reg?" Maureen asks. Reg and Clive claim it was a hypothetical discussion. Maureen's mouth tightens. "You are despicable, and after Mother made a special effort. My god, the wedding day isn't even over and I'm already beginning to regret marrying you!" she cries, and shoves Reg backward. She runs up the stairs. Reg dashes after her, calling her name. "Come on, Mother," Peggy says to a weeping Maude. "I never meant to spoil her honeymoon," Maude says. Upstairs, Reg pleads with Maureen through a closed door, saying he was only sticking up for her since it's unfair for them to shoulder all the burden. Maureen objects to the word "burden" so Reg changes it to "responsibility". His pleas fall on deaf ears, so he begs her not to ruin such a wonderful day and says that the honeymoon is blown, but they can still try to salvage something. Getting no response, he gives up and turns to leave, but the door slowly opens and Maureen gazes at him. "Come here, then," she invites. Reg enters her bedroom and they kiss. The door slowly closes, and the credits roll over a shot of the bride and bridegroom atop the wedding cake.
Sarah Ettritch
Eric Fireman - MALCOLM TERRIS Clive Phillips
- BERNARD KAY Peggy Phillips - JOSEPHINE TEWSON Vicar - STEPHEN
TOMLIN Ben Cunningham - KEIRAN FLYNN
Written by - MARK WADLOW Directed by - BRIAN MILLS
Tuesday (3652, Friday 28 January 1994)
Maureen enters the dining room and is surprised to find her Mother is already up having a cup of tea. Maureen tells her Mother she is sorry that the previous day ended like it did. "That you didn't get to Paris?" "No! That Clive upset you." Maureen says she will take some tea up to Reg and then come down and help Maude dress. Maude remarks that Maureen is setting off on the wrong road. Reg should be fetching Maureen tea in bed. "I'm sorry I'm such a burden to you. I'd be better off dead and buried!" "Mother! Don't say that!" Maude mutters under her breath. "He thinks it (raises eyes to ceiling) Maybe he's right."
Rita and Des are recalling the event for Mavis' benefit. "No hitches?" asks Mavis, "with their track record?" "Well apart from that embarrassing moment," says Des with a meaningful look in Rita's direction which she catches deftly. Des tells Mavis that when the Vicar asked if anyone knew of any lawful impediment, Maude came barrelling down the aisle shouting "I do! I do!" Rita then took up the tale, "She started on about his wife and four kids in Rochdale! It was very embarrassing. I didn't know where to look!" Mavis falls right into this. "No his wife's in New Zealand, well they're divorced. . ." No the other wife say Des and Rita trying to keep a straight face until Mavis realizes they're kidding. Rita shakes her head. "She falls every time!" Mavis tells them that's because she is a trusting soul and not all bitter and twisted like Rita and Des. Rita goes on to tell the real story. "It was quite touching. I was quite envious really." "Me too," says Des.
Reg and Maureen are having a cuddle over the breakfast toast. "This should have been croissants!" says Maureen ruefully. Slap and tickle ensues. Maureen is afraid her Mother will come in. "Let her," says Reg. He tells his bride her mother should see how happy they are in spite of her best efforts to thwart them. Maureen points out it wasn't her fault they didn't go to Paris. Reg curses his new sister and brother-in-law. However he suggests they could still get away somewhere if they can find someone to keep an eye on Maude. But who? Reg has an idea. Martin Platt. Maureen put up some objections which are countered by Reg and she soon sees his idea as a solution. "But we've cancelled the trip!" "There's the insurance," says Reg (he and the scriptwriters not having read the finer print in trip cancellation policies) We'll get our money back. "Oh Reg!" More cuddles and hugs.
"I've always fancied Gay Paree" Gail tells Alma unaware of the honeymoon fiasco. "I'd settle for a tent in Heaton Park if I could have my husband to myself for once!" Gail says Mark isn't that bad. Alma agrees it's not Mark it's the way Mike behaves with him. "Son comes first, wife comes nowhere!" Gail tells her Mike is still getting used to being a Dad. The novelty will wear off. "When? When the kid's twenty-one?" Martin arrives to ask Gail to pick up some dry- cleaning. He hasn't got time because he has to drop round and see Reg before work. "Reg? Isn't he in Paris." Martin tells them that Reg has called him round on an urgent professional matter. Martin leaves the ladies speculating on why Reg needs medical help. "Maybe she's bopped him with her silver horseshoe," says Alma. "Or throttled him with her garter," suggests Gail. "Oh the joys of married life!"
Emily has dropped round to let Sally know of her progress in retrieving the painting that Kevin gave away for the charity auction sale. The news is not good. One of the committee members took some of the better things home for safe-keeping and unfortunately is not on the phone. (Can you imagine anyone serving on a committee without a telephone? Even in the UK. It's the nineties for goodness sake.) Sally tells Emily she really doesn't want Percy to be hurt by finding out they gave his wedding gift away but Emily assures her that even if she can't get the picture back in time she has persuaded Mr. Sugden not to go to the sale.
However at that very moment the antiEmily (aka Mavis) is trying to persuade Percy to go to the church sale. Fortunately Emily has done her work well and Percy tells Mavis and Rita that a load of knick- knacks is something he doesn't need. "Just more stuff to chuck out when I've gone!" Rita is concerned. "Well we all have our off days," Percy tells her. "All the more reason why you should go," Mavis tells him to the consternation of Emily who has just walked in on the conversation. "It's just kiddie's clothes and stuff like that," says Emily fixing Mavis with a look. "Nothing that would interest Mr. Sugden." Percy tells them he knows where he's not wanted. Mavis is sure he has that wrong and persists but Percy is off. "Mrs. Bishop has no time for me when she's with her vicar friend!" Rita remarks to Mavis that Emily is trying to tell her something but the hint flows off Mavis like water. "It doesn't matter now," sighs Emily when Mavis finally enquires.
Reg begins to explain to Martin about their problem with Maude. "Well she was supposed to be staying with her elder daughter but at the last minute there was a bit of a .. " "Barney." chips in Martin. . . ."misunderstanding. Err. . .How did you know?" "I didn't, but it always happens at weddings doesn't it?" grins Martin. Reg's voice drops to a confidential tone and he explains his idea. Martin is not sure. "I've waited twenty-five years for this honeymoon," implores Reg. "Oh go on then. I suppose I can work something out for you." Reg all but kisses Martin on the forehead but stops short at a little hug then runs to the door and calls Maureen to fetch her Mother in. Grim- faced, Maude is wheeled in. "I'm not a dog. I don't have to be fetched," she snaps to Reg. "So this is my keeper is it?" Martin smiles. "Well you can leave him with me for five minutes. If he's going to be putting me corsets on I'll need to know what he's made of!" Martin smiles again (but weakly).
In the Rovers' parlour Jack wants to know what time HRH will be back. Tanya suggests that, inspired by the previous day's nuptuals, Charlie could have whisked Bet off to a wedding palace in Las Vegas. Raquel, who is making herself beautiful for her public, tells them that Ben has just done a shoot at Caesar's Palace. "He's worked in Vegas?" Tanya is sceptical. Rightly so as it turns out to be Caesar's Palace in Bolton. "But he's offered to do me a portfolio. He specializes in artistic glamour shots." More sceptiscism. "Translated that means he's a porno merchant, who tells dizzy bimbos they can make a fortune on page three," says Tanya scornfullly. Raquel declines to dignify the remark with an answer. Jack warns her that Tanya may have a point and asks her what she knows about Ben Cunningham. Raquel knows Reg Holdsworth booked him for his wedding. Tanya rests her case and suggests that Reg got Ben's number from the mucky mags he keeps under his bed. "How do you know what Reg keeps under his bed?" returns Raquel. "Because he's the type, Honeybunch," retorts Tanya. "Like your Ben Cunningham." Tanya flounces out of the room leaving Raquel looking worried and uncomfortable.
At Maude's place the newlyweds are lurking in the hall. Maude is wheeled out of the living room by Martin. Maude looks quite pleased. They seem to have come to an understanding. "He'll do," she informs her son-in-law. Martin jokes that he'll put up with Maude as long as she behaves herself. The newlyweds all but jump for joy. Martin can't start until the next day but the arrangement pleases everyone. "Well what are you stood there like lemons for?" Maude demands after Martin leaves. "Get down to that travel agent man. You've a honeymoon to book. And none of your scruffy B&Bs neither!"
Mike has had a brilliant idea, so he informs Alma at the café. "So have I, divorce," answers Alma. Mike is so full of himself he grins and tells Alma she should be a comedian. "It's about half-term break." "Oh I don't think we have one of them, do we Gail?" Gail responds that they have what you might call a weekend break, when they do all the washing, ironing, cooking, cleaning and shopping. Undeterred, Mike tells Alma he's going to take Mark on a fishing trip so they can really get to know each other. Alma's face falls. Gail didn't think Mike was the outdoor type and he admits he's not but it's what you have to do when you have kids, spend quality time with them. Alma wants to know when she will get quality time. She tells Mike he is so obsessed with the idea of being a father that he is forgetting he has a wife. The argument quickly escalates into the sticky qagmire of things best left unsaid. Mike tells her she is just jealous because she has no kids of her own. Alma is cut to the quick. "Get out!" she hisses "Just get out of here!" Mike says no more and leaves. He realizes he has crossed a line.
Lunchtime in the Rovers and Jack is telling Curly about Reg's honeymoon disaster. Curly does not share Jack's pleasure in Reg's misfortune and tells Jack he is a good example of Homo not-so- Sapiens. Tanya wants to know why Curly is sticking up for Reg since she thought they were at daggers drawn. Curly tells her it was a misunderstanding that has been sorted and if Jack's right about what's happened then he couldn't be more sorry for the pair of them. Raquel tells Curly he's sweet. Curly mutters he hates sweet but Raquel persists. "No, you're really nice. Unlike some others not a million miles from here." "What's she done now?" asks Curly. Raquel explains how Tanya and Des are both having a go about Ben and making out he is some sort of porno only after her body. Curly, being sweet, says it might be worth checking it out and offers to help. Raquel gives him Ben's business card - Ben Cunningham B.I.P.P. "Ben Cunningham Bipp," scoffs Tanya. "Hah! I'm impressed!" Curly glares at her and tells Raquel to leave it with him and he'll make enquiries. "Oh, My Hero!" taunts Tanya and mock flutters her eyelashes at Curly's departing back.
In another part of the bar, Mavis and Denise are lunching together. Mavis has found out that Denise is going to the Church Sale and wishes she could go too. Denise persuades Mavis to join her. A commotion at the door and Bet makes a grand entrance followed by Charlie. As they go through to the back Tanya remarks to Jack, "I don't know about Maureen Naylor but Bet looks like the one who's on her honeymoon!"
An excited Maureen and Reg burst into the living room. They have sorted the honeymoon. A country house hotel in the Lakes. "Four poster bed," beams Reg. "Our own log fire and an ensuite bathroom!" gushes Maureen. Maude is more practical. "Has it got a Jacuzzi you can both get into?" "Mother!!" (Reg grabs the brochure to check. Maureen grabs it back.) Maude manages to look pleased for them and recalls he own honeymoon. No ensuite, just a basin and jug. But the best room with a pink candlewick bedspead and a view of the mountains. (sounds like a room Martin and I had in Jasper couple of weeks ago) There is a knock at the door and Reg returns with a large bouquet. Maureen squeals with delight but they are not for her. They are for Maude. It is peace offering from Clive and Peggy. Maude is not impressed. She informs Maureen and Reg she will never set foot over Peggy's doorstep as long as she lives. "But they've apologized Maude," protests Reg. Maude tells him that Peggy is only worried about her inheritance. And by the way she'll have more respect from Reg. "It's not Maude, it's Mother!"
At the café Alma is brooding in a corner. Gail tries to persude her to go home. She agrees with Alma that it was a terrible thing for Mike to say but she is sure he didn't mean it. Alma tells her it doesn't matter if he meant it or not, it's true and that doesn't make it hurt less. She looks up and Mike is standing before with a concerned look. He wants to talk. But Alma does not. "You deal with this Gail," she jumps up and leaves, "because I can't!" Gail tells Mike to go but not before she tells him what a cruel thing he said and asks him to imagine what having such a thing thrown in your face by the person who is supposed to care could be like. Mike looks very contrite. For once he does not bluff, or jest his way out. He tells Gail she is right. "I've really blown it this time haven't I?" Gail says nothing but her face says it all.
Charlie and Bet are sat back on the couch in the Rovers' back room. Bet wishes he didn't have to go. Charlie suggest she might get fed up with him if he was around all the time. "I wouldn't bet on it." Charlie says they could make a whole weekend next time as they seem to work well together. "Yes better than me an Alec," Bet sighs. She tells Charlie she is not slagging Alec off because he was a good man in his way, but in the end she thinks he felt threatened by her. Charlie tells Bet she is a strong woman and that lots of men can't deal with that. "And you?" Bet queries. "Wait till we have our first barney, then we'll see who's got the killer punch." Bet tells him she is taking nothing for granted. Charlie could walk out of the Rovers here and now and that would be that. "Would it?" she queries. Charlie doesn't think so.
Kevin offers to buy Don a drink but he sees Denise enter the pub and decides to go. Denise has been to the auction sale. She holds up her purchase. It's the painting Kevin gave away. "Not my taste," says Denise "but you have to buy something don't you?" Tanya bets someone was glad to get rid of it. "How much did you pay for that?" Percy shouts from the corner. "A fiver," Denise informs him. Raquel casts her eye over the picture. "Well for once I agree with Madam here. I think you've been robbed!" Kevin, realizing that Percy has seen the painting, hurries out of the bar.
Mike arrives home to find a packed bag on the floor. Alma tells him she is going round to Audrey's for a few nights to give her a chance to think. Mike tries to persuade her not to go. He tells her what he said was unforgivable but it was said in the heat of the moment. He begs her to stay. Alma tells him that it is not just what he said, but the whole situation. She is not asking him to choose between her and Mark just to get things in perspective and not let fatherhood take over his whole life - their whole life. Mike tries a little flanneling (he wouldn't be Mike if he didn't.) He starts to tell Alma she is sexy and gorgeous and he can't do without her. She tells him to cut the flannel all she wants him to do is realize that she is around occasionally. This exchange is interrupted by the door bell. It's Mark. Mike is surprised to see the subject of their argument arrive in person. Alma tells Mark to come in and offers him a Coke. Alma is a class act. She won't let Mark see her fighting about him with his father.
Bet has been confiding in Rita. Rita tells her that there was a time when would have advised caution but if Charlie can bring a sparkle to Bet's eye like the one she has now so should go for it. "Even if it doesn't last?" "Nothing ever does," replies Rita eyeing her G&T.
Curly approaches the bar where Raquel is standing with Tanya and Des. He tells her that Ben Cunningham checks out and he's legit. The letters after his name denote an association of professional photographers. "Anyone can have a card printed," sniffs Tanya. "I could have F.R.C.S. printed after my name if I wanted." Tanya turns to Raquel and explains that it stands for Fellow of the Royal College of Surgeons. Raquel has her own suggestion. "How about Barmaid In The Category Honourable. "That's Tanya Pooley B-I. . ." "T-C-H " finishes Des, smirking. "Very good Raquel, very good indeed," applauds Curly.
Percy is not applauding Denise. "I suppose you're very pleased with yourself?" Denise is mystified until he explains she bought a valued painted for a next to nothing. Denise tells Percy that she doesn't think it's worth more than she paid for it but maybe she'll have it looked at just in case it's a forgotten Rembrandt. Sally arrives to apologize to Percy about the painting. She tries to tell him it was an accident but he doesn't want to hear her excuses. She offers to buy him a drink but he refuses and stomps out of the pub.
Meanwhile Mark has come to explain to Mike about the ski trip. He will be going after all but his mother will be paying since Mike has money problems. "Where the Hell did you get that idea?" Mike jumps up but Alma pulls him down. Mark says nothing. Mike tells Mark he does not have money problems just a temporary cash-flow problem. Mark turns to go but Mike stops him and with a nod from Alma proposes the half-term fishing trip. Mark says he'd rather go skiing. "Well you can do both." Mark tells Mike he doesn't like fishing, it's boring and furthermore he wishes Mike would stop going on at him all the time. "All this stuff about holidays, new schools, new computer games, new football kit. I'm sick of it!" Mike is shocked. "It was what you wanted." Mark tells him not. It was what Mike wanted. "I was OK as I was. All this hassle. It was better before you came back!" Mike is crushed and speechless. Alma's face reflects her concern. She knows these words have hurt him even more than he hurt her. As the Bard said - 'How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is, to have a thankless child.'
Libby Seekings
Charlie Whelan JOHN ST. RYAN Mark Redman CHRIS
COOK
Written By ADELE ROSE Directed By CAROLYN REYNOLDS
Wednesday (3653, Monday 31 January 1994)
Thursday (3654, Wednesday 2 February 1994)
Raquel is in the shop, Des arrives and she not-very-subtly gets Des to offer to accompany her to her photo shoot (at Ben the photographer's) studio that afternoon.
At the McDonald's Liz peruses the want ads. Her only career options are telemarketer or traffic warden. She informs Jim she has changed her mind regarding the unfair dismissal business. Jim demands to know why as they could sure use the money right now! Liz says its all in the past and is better left there. Jim asks why she is so keen to forget the past, is she hiding something? Liz turns on him and, quite rightly, points out that she left the job for him, loved the job, was good at the job and might, possibly one day get another job like it, which probably won't happen if they make an issue over her dismissal now. "I haven't given up on meself yet," she informs Jim and storms out leaving him to chalk up yet another stupid outburst.
A wee little car zooms up a driveway and a sad Maude twitches the net curtains. The Honeymooners are home! Maude bellows to Martin to wheel her over to the door to see if Reg carries Maureen over the threshold, and hopefully, suffers a hernia in the process.
Reg, hernia-free, and Maureen are still giddy over their honeymoon, much to Maude's disgust. Maude asks if the weather spoiled their trip. No, says Reg, in fact they hardly left the room! Urgh! Reg decides that he probably shouldn't talk like that in front of his Mother-In-Law. Adding insult to injury, Maureen asks Maude how it feels to be Reg's Mother-In-Law! Maude's answer: I'll go make us a cup of tea!
Martin wheels Maude into the kitchen (Reg and Maureen are cackling in the background). Poor Maude breaks down in tears. She can't bear the thought of Reg being the man of the house. She's worried that if they can't all get along then Reg will ship her off to a home. Martin says they both must try to get along for Maureen's sake. Maude tells Martin that the last man to live in the house was her husband Wilfred and having Reg in the house just makes her realize how much she misses him (Wilfred). Martin puts his arms around her while she cries. Poor Maude.
In the pub, Raquel is quizzing Derek about her most outstanding feature. "I 've never thought about it," says Derek the diplomat. "I've thought about it a lot," adds Jack. Raquel tells Audrey and Tanya about her photo session. Audrey tells her to watch herself, as the photographer may want to take more than photos. Raquel says that Des offered to come along. Tanya confirms that Raquel told Des no, after all Raquel is a professional, she can't go dragging her mates around to photos shoots. Raquel tells Tanya of course Des won't be going with her. She is a professional, not a little girl. Tanya smirks at Audrey who knows she set Raquel up on purpose.
Rita arrives at the pub, sees Audrey and comments how she's never seen the shop closed over lunch before. Well, Alf's left me in charge declares Audrey! She also invites Rita over for a drink to celebrate Alfie's retirement but warns Rita not to turn up after he's had a few as he might ask Rita to run off with him or something. This hits a nerve with Rita who immediately leaves.
Reg sucks up to Maude by complementing her tea making abilities; he even dares to call her Mother! Maude just smiles and asks for his tea cup, pours a shot of something into it, hands it back and then asks him to pick up some steak and kidneys and she will make a pudding for their tea. Martin calls out that he is leaving and Maude meets him at the door. She slips him a bottle of whisky; Martin asks just how much of the stuff she's got. She assures him that it's not the same stuff she gave Reg, she uses that for adding to the fish tank to keep the germs down. Martin says he admires her surrendering to Reg. Maude assures him there's been no surrender just a change of strategy. (This whole scene is played out to the sounds of Reg and Mo cackling and giggling in the background).
Back in the pub, Jim tells Ken to butt out regarding Liz and the unfair dismissal business. (He offered to help her with a letter). "Think twice in the future before you start doing your one-man Citizen's Advice Bureau act with her" snaps Jim. "Why is that?" asks Ken. "Well, you might think about the trouble you'd be stirring," says Jim. "I told Liz that I thought it was very improper for the brewery to try and prevent you from entering the pub but I'm beginning to think they had their reasons." Point to Ken.
Tanya informs Des that Raquel has gone to the photo shoot and does not want him to meet her there.
Raquel arrives at Ben's studio laden down with enough clothes for a fortnight's holiday. "Ooooh, it looks just like a proper studio," coos Miss. Professional. "It IS a proper studio," says Ben.
Ben makes her an offer - he'll do her photos free if she does some modelling for his portfolio. Uh oh. She says she'll think about it after she has a look at it. "Des, I wish you were here," mutters Raquel.
At the Roberts' Alf sneaks a furtive glance up and down the street before he unloads the back of the car.
Back in the shop, Audrey tells Ivy how Alf is off buying her a surprise, hopefully a conservatory so she can sit around in it and drink tea and read magazines. "A life devoted to leisure," sighs Audrey. "That will make a change for you," says Ivy. Meanwhile Jack is telling Don about a tip on a horse, a dead cert, he declares. That's the trouble with most of your horses says Don, with the emphasis on dead!
At Ben's 'real' studio, Raquel's photo session is nearing an end. "Right I' ve done you a favour now you do one for me!" Raquel looks uncomfortable while Ben makes his offer. "I want you to take off......your makeup." Oooh, the perv! He wants photos of the 'raw Raquel' - no makeup and her hair tied back. Raquel agrees. Someone's at the door, oh its Des. Raquel sends him off - she's working, professionally even!
At the Duckie's Jack eyes Vera's ugly dog statue - gee he wouldn't be thinking of pawning it for a bet would he? Vera tells him she thinks it's lovely and wouldn't part with it for anything!
Jim comes crawling home to Liz. He's full of apologies. Liz, however, has reconsidered. She's been to the job centre - found nowt - and is ready to take on the brewery.
Audrey arrives home to her surprise. It's FOOD! Alf has been to the cash & carry to do one last stock up before he retires. Aww, what a sweet guy. Audrey informs him that all the money he saved today will be funding their new conservatory. Alfie agrees.
It's humble pie time for Jim as he apologizes twice in one day, this time to Ken. Ken is surprised to learn that Liz intends on pursuing the unfair dismissal case with the brewery. He offers to help any way he can.
Des comes to apologize to Raquel but is ignored. She's still steamed that he showed her up while she was working and she informs him she can actually look after herself. Des says he knows, but he still worries because he cares about her. He leaves.
"Did you hear that?" she asks Tanya, "he cares about me."
End Credits
Tammy Mitchell
Ben Cunningham - KIERAN FLYNN
Written By - FRANK COTTRELL BOYCE Directed By - JEREMY SUMMERS
Friday (3655, Friday 4 February 1994)
Ben Cunningham KEIRAN FLYNN Electricity man
NEIL ANTHONY
Written by JOHN STEVENSON Directed by JEREMY SUMMERS
Monday (3656, Monday 7 February 1994)
Reg and Maureen are up at the crack of dawn and they're both shattered. It's their first day as the proprietors of the corner shop. The thought of getting up that early every day doesn't appeal to Maureen, and she groans when Reg reminds her that the shop is open seven days a week. They have a little cuddle as they envision the future Holdsworth empire, but are interrupted by Maude, who wants to do her bit and cook them a full breakfast. She asks Maureen if she shouted out in the night. An embarrassed Maureen says that she must have been having a bad dream.
At the cafe, Mike tells Alma that the job centre found him a replacement for Steve and the poor worker will only be paid 10 quid a week. Alma is disgusted, even though the bloke can still sign onto the dole. Tanya comes through to the flat. Gail and Alma exchange glances and Alma says she's certain that Tanya didn't spend the night at home. Mike receives a phone call -- it's someone wanting 1000 t-shirts for that evening.
Jim, in blazer and tie, buys a paper at the Kabin. He's on his way to see the solicitor about suing Newton & Ridley. Rita wishes them luck, though after he's gone, comments that they're going to need it, given the size of the brewery and the money at its disposal.
Mike finds his t-shirt printing premises locked and dark.
Percy Sugden complains about the exorbitant prices at the corner store. Maureen thinks he has a point because their prices are higher than Bettabuys'. Reg attempts to explain the finer points of the grocery trade, but concludes in frustration that Maureen isn't cut out for it, and she admits that she simply enjoys serving people. Reg checks the takings for the third time that day and comments that an empire will not be built on £22.33. He decides to come up with a promotion to lure the punters in. He tells Maureen that he'll put his executive brain to the task on his way to the wholesalers. Given that he's already been there that day, Maureen figures out that he really wants to pop to the Rovers and tells him she doesn't mind as long as he doesn't lie about it.
At the cafe, Mike complains to Alma. Apparently, the lad he'd hired has found a full time job elsewhere. Vera offers her services. Mike is skeptical, but agrees to let Vera print the urgent order.
In the pub, Reg tells Curly that the shop isn't much of a challenge and that they'll have to do better or they won't even be able to eat. Curly offers tales of small businesses going bankrupt, which depresses Reg further. Jim and Liz tell Andy about their visit to the solicitor. It won't be a straightforward case, but the solicitor is willing to sue if Liz and Jim want to go forward after thinking about it for a few days.
Mike shows Vera how to print the t-shirts. He offers her a tenner for printing the order of 1000. Vera asks for 30 quid but is turned down. She tells Mike to stuff his t-shirts and walks out. Mike rushes after her and offers her 20, but Vera isn't interested.
Jack is upset that Vera turned down Mike's offer. Mike comes into the pub and tells Vera she can have her 30 quid along with a promise that she can have the job permanently if she successfully completes the order. Vera falls for it.
Reg has come up with a promotion -- with every £5 spent, the customer will receive a free ticket for a prize draw. Percy comes in to buy corned beef and asks if he gets a ticket, since between that visit and the one earlier in the morning, he'd spent more than £5. Maureen explains that he needs to spend the £5 at the same time. When he starts to whine about bogus draws, Reg gives him 2 tickets to shut him up.
Tanya has forgotten her keys to the flat. Alma offers to let her in with her spare set.
Miraculously, Vera has finished the order. She wants to know if she'll be needed again the next day. Mike hedges, telling her that he's shaken on a contract but the other party wants it all in writing, and he'll be in touch.
Alma fishes for information from Tanya by making comments like, "we don't see you much", but Tanya doesn't bite. Alma mentions that she let the hydro man in when Tanya wasn't home. This upsets Tanya, who insists that her privacy must be respected and that Alma shouldn't even have a spare set of keys.
Jim wants to celebrate the meeting with the solicitor, but Liz stops him dead by saying that she doesn't think they should go through with their claim.
Alma is upset about her run in with Tanya. Gail says she's just upset because she didn't find out anything, but Alma is convinced that Tanya is up to no good in her flat.
Reg and Maureen are shattered from their long day, and Maureen snaps at Maude for trying to make conversation.
Jim doesn't understand why Liz has changed her mind. Liz feels that Jim just wants to get back at Wilmore and this is why he's so enthusiastic about pursuing the claim. Jim says that's partially true, but he also wants justice for Liz, and plus, they need the money. Liz says she'd rather get 3 cleaning jobs or a paper route from Rita than risk their shaky reconciliation. She strongly feels that the only way to ensure that they stay together is to put Wilmore and the brewery behind them. Jim nods. The credits roll.
Sarah Ettritch
Written by - MARK WADLOW Directed by - NICHOLAS FERGUSON
Tuesday (3657, Wednesday 9 February 1994)
Mike and Alma enter the café. Mike is carrying a heavy box and drops it on the table. When Alma asks him when he will be back he snaps "When I'm finished." Alma complains that between him and Tanya she never gets a civil word these days. Mike brushes her complaint off (so what's new) and says he'll come home when he's made enough money to keep her in silk undies. Alma informs him that she buys her own silk undies.
Breakfast time in the Wilton household finds Mavis ruminating over the boiled eggs. She asks Derek if he knows what the most boring word in the English language is. Derek answers Percy Sugden. After telling Derek that his answer is mean and two words to boot, Mavis tells him the most boring word is 'routine'. Derek phoo-phoos her suggestion and tells her there would be anarchy without routine. Mavis assures him she is not going to overthrow the government but remarks that life without surprises is like eggs without salt. Derek reminds her he surprised her by planting the dwarf conifer but this is not what Mavis means. She wants to do something stimulating just for once. (Stop tittering at the back) Derek informs her that planting the tree may not have been stimulating but it was environmentally friendly. "Obviously your idea of doing something stimulating is having camomile tea at bedtime instead of cocoa." Mavis sighs. She is sorry she brought the subject up.
Liz stands in the doorway of the McDonalds' living room and asks Jim and Steve for their seal of approval on her job hunting outfit. Very short skirt and a three-quarter length black jacket which is doubling for a full-length coat. If the job is for the SS storm trooper chorus line in the movie 'The Producers' then all she needs is a black peaked cap and she would be a shoo-in. Apparently this outfit is Liz's idea of looking efficient, reliable and trustworthy. Jim tells her she looks gorgeous. Liz concedes looking gorgeous is not a prime job requirement unless one is applying for the chorus and she's only going down to the Job Centre (to show them her legs?) Steve tells her she can forget the Job Centre when the compensation comes rolling in. Jim tells him they have decided to drop the idea as Wilmore would probably start dishing the dirt and the aggravation wouldn't be worth it. Steve is flabbergasted. "So you're just going to let him win?" Jim informs him that Liz's peace of mind is worth more to him than any cheque and anyway it is none of his business.
Betty is doing some shopping for the Rovers in the corner shop. Jack is there to assist her. Jack tells Reg he does not know which of them is worse off - him working with four women or Reg living with two. Reg puts his arms round Maureen and assures Jack that with a wife like Maureen it is no hardship. Betty, not impressed by the turn the conversation is taking chivvies Jack out of the store. Maureen and Reg have a little cuddle and wish they had more time and privacy at home and watch what they would like on TV without Maude butting into the conversation or clicking on the remote. "Or chomping on her boiled sweets," says Reg. Maureen suggests they try and wean her onto treacle toffee. Percy, who has been lurking among the tinned goods and earwigging the newlyweds' complaints approaches the counter and admonishes the pair for not being sensitive to Maude's situation. "How do you think she feels being an unwanted third party in her own home?" he growls at them. "And believe me, I'm speaking from experience!" Percy stomps off leaving the mystified couple clutching each other behind the counter.
Alma has been sharing with Gail her annoyance with Mike's grumpy mood. "Well maybe he's entitled to be grumpy if he has financial problems," Gail counters. Alma butters bread savagely and says that Mike always has money problems. "It's the way he likes to live - on the edge." Tanya enters carrying a plastic grocery bags and a bunch of flowers. She asks the ladies to do her a favour as the fridge in the flat is on the blink. Could they keep the stuff in their fridge until the afternoon as she has a friend coming round. One bag is obviously bottle shaped. Gails tells her they could. Tanya then proceeds to apologize to Alma for what she said the other day about the flat and presents her with the flowers. Alma grudgingly accepts the apology and the flowers. When Tanya has left Alma remarks, "You know what shape that bottle is don't you?" Gail nods and pulls down the top of the bag to reveal a foiled champagne cork. Alma peeks inside the other bag - smoked salmon. "In the middle of the afternoon!" says Gail. "Well it's not Betty Turpin coming for a cup of tea," deduces Alma.
Liz wearily picks up a loaf of bread and approaches Reg at the counter. In answer to Reg's customary greeting she replies, "Struggling on Reg, Struggling on." Reg tries to buck her up by telling her she should greet adversity head on with a smile on her face and a toss of her curls. Liz isn't buying it, only the bread. Ken asks her if she's OK and she tells him she has had a wasted and frustrating morning at the Job Centre. (No jobs in the pantomime then) Ken asks her about the status of wrongful dismissal business and is astonished to hear they are dropping the matter. Liz tells Ken that Wilmore is a nasty piece of work and she does not want to do anything that will put her marriage at risk. They are interrupted by a scream from the back room and an excited Maureen rushes out to tell Reg that the estate agent has called and someone will be viewing the house this afternoon. Reg beams.
In the Kabin Mavis is commending Vera on taking to T-shirt printing so readily. "I couldn't have done it, I'm hopeless with technology!" Rita remarks it was only a few T-shirts. "She wasn't programming the space shuttle." Steve enters during the last remarks and Rita tells him that Vera was having a bash at his old job. Vera says she doesn't think she'll do it again because it was dead boring. "Anyway he's only got a few scrag ends over there, an empty order book and a few mouse droppings. You weren't particular about keeping things clean were you?" is her parting shot as she digs Steve in the ribs. Steve tells Rita and Mavis if there were only a few mouse droppings it proves the old saying about rats leaving a sinking ship. As Steve leaves Derek bursts into the shop throwing Mavis into a panic as he was not expected to be home until evening. But Derek has a mission. He asks Rita if Mavis can have next Wednesday off - as he is taking her to London! Mavis squeals in delight as Derek promises dinner, theatre and sight-seeing. (But not necessarily in that order) Rita wants to know what brought this on. "Well my wife pointed out that I was getting a bit comatose," explains Derek, "and she quite rightly gave me a prod." Derek breezes out as quickly as he came in promising to give Mavis all the details that night. "How lovely!" gushes Mavis. I only said I wished something unexpected would happen!" Rita didn't expect to be looking after the shop on her own.
Percy approaches Maud's front door. He reminds her they met in the Rovers. She thinks he's collecting for charity but he denies it. "Did he send you?" "Who?" Maude thinks Reg has sent someone round to check on her. "Make sure I'm not having wild raves and wrecking the place so he can't sell it from under me." Percy denies that also. He has merely dropped by to see if she wants any library errands done as he is going that way. "That's very neighbourly," Maude smiles and invites him in.
Meanwhile in another part of the forest . . . . Who is this outside Newton and Ridley's brewery and about to enter their offices? Ken Barlow! What's he up to? Not looking for a licensed tenancy agreement I bet.
Maude and Percy have a nice getting-to-know-you chat. Percy sympathizes with Maude's disability as he once fell on a French Golden Delicious broke his leg and spent time in a wheel chair. Maude tells him she is in her wheel-chair for life. They discuss mutual fears about getting old and losing their health. Percy remarks that Maude is lucky to have a daughter who lets her live with her. Maude puts Percy straight on who lives with whom although she concedes that Maureen has been paying the mortgage since she moved in. "Then how come Reg Holdsworth thinks he can sell your house?" Maude explains that Reg and Maureen want somewhere of their own so they are all chipping in to get a bigger place. Maude tells Percy she has a lot of memories in the house. By the end of the scene they are on first name terms.
Mike is back at the café early. His calls have not gone well. He complains about a former client who used to give him single malt and Havanas at Christmas who kept him waiting for forty-seven minutes and nothing when he did see him. "Well he can't give you an order if he hasn't got the business," Alma points out. "No need to treat me like the flaming errand boy though." He then proceeds to treat Alma like a skivvy and demands a cup of coffee. She is just pointing out to him that a 'please' wouldn't go amiss when Tanya arrives for her fridge goodies. While Alma is getting them, Mike tells Tanya that it's nice to see someone with a happy smiling face. Tanya agrees she is happy. "And the boyfriend looks like he's in for a warm welcome," grins Mike nodding towards the de- frigerated items as Alma hands them over. Tanya's face freezes. "What boyfriend?" Mike wades in. "My wife is convinced you have a nice little love nest up there." Tanya gives Alma a killer look which Alma passes on to Mike. Tanya tells them that Alma takes far too much interest in her private life. There will be no arguments as long as Alma keeps her nose out of Tanya's business. Mike is totally unfazed. "Well whoever he is he's a very lucky fellow. You can tell him that from me!" he shouts after Tanya as she departs. Alma says nothing but slams the previously requested coffee down on the counter.
Liz arrives home with the bread. (She took a long time to walk down half the street. Must have gone the pretty way.) Steve asks her how things are going. She tells him all she was offered was waitress in a down-market burger bar. "Anything trendy and I'm at least twenty years too old. How about you?" Steve has also had no luck but he tells his mother in gleeful tones about the decline of Mike's T-shirt business. Liz tells him he shouldn't gloat. "Why not? I've lost my job, my driving license, and my girlfriend. It's the only pleasure I've got left." Liz goes to answer the phone. It is a Mr Pollett. He has a proposition. "You're prepared to do what?" says Liz incredulously.
In the Kabin Mavis and Rita are wishing a non- speaking extra Bon Voyage. "She's trekking all across Africa - on her own," Mavis explains to Betty. Betty says she can hardly trek across London on her own even with her Gordon to meet her off the train. "Funny you should mention London." Mavis tells Betty she's going there next week. "On your own?" "As good as," murmurs Rita under her breath. Mavis tells Betty how Derek has planned a romantic outing for the two of them. Betty has words of warning and tells her she must watch out for bag snatchers and the like. "Especially around Oxford Street. They'll have your knickers off before you know it." Mavis is not deterred. "We'll have a wonderful time!" she trills.
At the McDonalds', Liz and Steve are anxiously waiting for Jim to come home. They have some news to tell him and can hardly wait while he gets in the door. Mr Pollett the new human resources director from the brewery rang and told her he'd heard they'd had a spot of trouble. "He's offering a payment of £2000 if we agree to let the matter drop!" Jim is jubilant. "He's obviously got wind that we were prepared to take the matter to court!" But where did he get that from? Liz and Jim are puzzled. "Don't look at me," says Steve.
Maude answers the phone. It's a message for Maureen. As she puts the phone down Reg and Maureen arrive. Maude tells them they just missed the estate agent. There's a offer on the house for £500 below the asking price. Reg and Maureen are ecstatic. They hug each other and jump up and down. This is too good to be true! Reg asks Maude if she is sure it was £500 below and not £5000. Maude tells him frostily she may not be capable of running a marathon but she can still take a message. More hugging and jumping. Reg tells Maureen that soon they'll have a home of their own. "Maureen's got a home of her own, this one!" says Maude over the din. Reg tells her they mean a marital home of their own. Maureen screams with delight. "I do love you Reg!" More hugging and kissing. Maude looks like she could throw up.
Early evening in the Rovers and Tanya, in a much improved mood, greets Derek as 'her favourite older gentleman'. An appellation she quickly amends to include Ken as he steps up to the bar in Derek's wake. Jack remarks that something has put a sparkle in Tanya's eye. "I just wish it were me." Tanya tells him it's having the afternoon off from Jack that accounts for her good mood. Jack thinks she been having one of those pampering beauty treatments and Tanya says in a manner of speaking she has. Jack tells everyone that Vera keeps on about beauty treatments but he is less than complementary about the efficacy of such procedures in Vera's case. The lady in question arrives and Tanya tells her that Jack was just talking about her. "About your complexion," says Betty diplomatically. Jack tells her he was telling everyone how her skin was as smooth as a baby's bottom. "Yer? Well it matches your head then, doesn't it?" snaps Vera.
Liz approaches Ken and tells him her news and also that Wilmore has been fired. Ken is very pleased for her. She asks him how the brewery could have found out. "Maybe Wilmore made a clean breast of things before he left," Ken suggests. Liz is doubtful, knowing Wilmore. "Well who cares? We won!" Liz concludes. Ken returns to the bar whereon Derek remarks that he is another one who looks very pleased with himself. "As it happens, I am," agrees Ken. "Well if you feel like a celebration," says Derek. "I've got a rather interesting suggestion to make. . ." (Vera is stood by with her ears flapping)
At the Grimes-Holdsworth mansion Reg says he will phone the architect in the morning. Maude wants to know why. "So we can plan the conversion of the garage," explains Reg. Maude says she isn't a lawn-mower. Maureen explains about the self-contained flat they will be building. "Oh so you are still taking me with you?" Maureen tries to reassure Maude that she is going to live with them and not in a home. Reg has had a brilliant idea for the name of their new home. "Maureg" Maureen is entranced. "We could go to the Garden Centre and get one of those signs like a slice of log! Oh isn't it exciting Mother? Oh Reg!" Maude looks at the pair of them. She is thrilled - not!
In the Rovers another husband has made his wife shriek with delight. "Miss Saigon!! Oh Derek!" Mavis tells Derek she is sorry for what she said this morning and flings her arms around an embarrassed Derek who shies away from the public display of affection. "I don't care!" says Mavis. "I want everyone to know I have the most thoughtful and romantic husband in the whole wide world!" Emily approaches. "Ken tells me your organizing a theatre trip next week. I'd love to come and I'm sure Bernard would like to as well." Vera chips in that he can put her and Jack down as well. Mavis smiles. "Oh you've got it all wrong. It's just the two of us going. Isn't it Derek?" Wunderhusband looks uncomfortable. "Well not exactly, no."
Alma and Mike enter the bar. They are still arguing over Mike's remarks to Tanya. Mike gives the standard male answer in such cases. "It was a joke." Alma doesn't think it's funny. She tells him he made her look a right twit. He tells her not to nag. Steve takes an opportunity to needle Mike by making a remark about Mike upgrading his workforce. "What's that supposed to mean?" "Vera Duckworth," taunts Steve. "Things must be looking up!"
Chez Wilton Mavis is incensed that Derek has invited other people on the trip. "You couldn't bear the thought of spending a whole day with me so you invite the world and his wife!" Derek tells her he invited Ken. The others invited themselves. "Why invite anyone? It was our special day." Derek tells her he did it for purely financial reasons. "Oh very romantic!" Mavis is not impressed. It seems there is a deal if Derek can get six people to go he gets one theatre ticket free. That's a saving of £49.50 + VAT. Mavis is incensed at Derek's pennypinching. She tells him she was wrong this morning. "Routine isn't the most boring word in the English language. Derek Wilton is!" Derek reminds her that's two words as she runs upstairs near to tears.
Alma and Mike enter the run down T-shirt factory. Alma wants to know why they have come. Mike reminds her that he used to know people who made fortunes now look at him. Alma doesn't want to drag through the past but Mike accuses her of not taking him seriously. "You don't give me any respect. You think I'm just some flash git living on his wits." He accuses her of saving her respect for people like Barlow. Alma denies this and wonders what Ken's got to do with it anyway. Mike tells her he's in a financial tailspin and he can't get out of it. "You have before." Mike tells her he was younger then, things were different, now look where he is - a tatty run-down place. Alma reminds him he still has the garage but Mike says it's just a tin-pot back street place. He wanted to build an empire for his son but now he can't do it any more. He's a failure. Alma tries to tell him to get some perspective on the situation. He'll find someone else he can trust. He can't give up without a fight. "No I'm worn out. I used to get up on the count of nine but not any more. Not any more."
Libby Seekings
Written by ADELE ROSE Directed by NICHOLAS FERGUSON
Wednesday (3658, Friday 11 February 1994)
Over breakfast, Reg and Maureen tell Maude that they have a joiner coming to the shop that morning to make a few alterations on the stockroom. Reg also has an appointment to talk to an architect about drawing up the plans for Maude's living quarters in their new house.
Liz and Jim are also having their breakfast. Liz tells Jim that she had trouble sleeping -- she kept mulling over what to do with their unexpected windfall of £2,000 from the brewery. Jim reminds her that it's her money, and as far as he's concerned, she's entitled to spend it in any way she pleases. Liz disagrees, and feels that the money belongs to both of them. Steve enters on the tail-end of the conversation, and laughingly offers to help them spend the money, but Jim fails to see the humour and tells him to butt out.
Mike enters the Kabin and rudely demands a copy of the Weatherfield Gazette. "Please," prompts Rita. A displeased Mike says the magic word, and leaves in a huff after paying for his paper. Derek and Mavis both laugh at Rita's ability to handle Mike Baldwin, even when he's in a rotten mood. Derek does his best to interest Rita in signing on to the bus trip to London, but Rita reminds him that there would be no one to run the Kabin. Mavis sniffs that Derek is determined to get more freebies out of the trip by getting more people to sign up, and Rita suggests that if Derek's wise, he'll get himself off to work -- now.
At his garage, Mike complains to Jim that the ad to sell his t-shirt business is not in this week's paper, as it was supposed to be, so he's losing even more money. Jim suggests that he try to find another person to run the business, but Mike wants it sold. Steve overhears part of this conversation, and when Mike leaves, he remarks that no one would want to work for Baldwin -- he won't even offer a decent wage for the work.
Reg hauls the plastic chairs and other bits of patio furniture into the Corner Shop, prompting Maureen to ask what on earth he's doing. Reg informs her that the furniture set is to be the prize for the draw he's organized. Maureen is outraged, reminding Reg that the furniture was a farewell gift from Bettabuys -- he should "treasure it," in her opinion. Reg scoffs that after all the years he gave that organization, the least they could have given him was a gold watch. They only gave him the furniture because it was a wet summer, and sales were very slow on those sorts of items. "It's an insult," he quips, and he'll be happy to see the back of it.
At the Cafe, Steve asks Alma if it's true that Mike is planning to sell his t-shirt business. Before Alma can reply, Mike arrives and cuts Steve dead by informing him that he'd rather give the business away than sell it to him -- Steve "cheated and robbed" him. After Steve leaves, Mike accuses Alma of putting Steve up to trying to buy the business, while Gail wonders out loud why Mike should care who gets the business, as long as he gets the right price. Mike claims it's a matter of principal.
Maureen is surprised (and not pleasantly) to see her mother wheeled into the shop. Apparently Weatherfield has a new taxi service, and Maude was able to get the driver to accommodate her and the wheelchair. Maude expresses surprise that Reg and Maureen are going to sell large items such as the patio set, which is clearly on display, but Reg informs her that it's to be the prize for their raffle. Meanwhile, Reg needs to rush off to meet his appointment with the architect, leaving Maureen to fret over who will do the raffle. Hearing hammering sounds from the back, Maude wonders if it would be alright to have a word with the joiner.
Reg arrives at The Kabin, and asks Rita for the keys to Ted's house (which Reg and Maureen have recently purchased). He makes a joke about instructing the architect to have "extra thick" walls and doors that can be locked from the outside on the new granny flat. As Reg leaves, he passes Audrey, who asks Rita if it would be okay if she browses through the magazines. Rita jokingly remarks to Mavis that perhaps Audrey would probably fancy a trip to London.
At the Rovers Return, Betty comes through to the bar and tells Tanya that she's wanted on the phone -- it's her dad. Vera comes in for a drink, and Jack asks her how many tickets she has for the draw, and tells her that the prize is some nice-looking patio furniture. Vera scoffs that they don't even have a garden to put it in. In the back, Tanya tells "dad" that she has to work that night, but that he can come by tomorrow. Back at the bar, Betty asks Jack where Tanya is living, and when Jack tells her that she's just moved into the flat above the cafe, Betty wonders why she would be getting calls from her father. Mike approaches Jim, who has just ordered a pint and a hotpot, and asks him if Steve was really serious about buying the t-shirt business. Jim assures him that he was, so Mike asks him to inform Steve that he'll be in the pub later in the day, and that if Steve wants to discuss it, he should be there no later than 6:30.
Back at the MacDonald residence, Jim tells Steve about Mike's proposed meeting, and wonders how he plans to find the money to pay for the t-shirt business, if he's successful in talking Mike into selling it to him. Steve thinks he can easily borrow it from the bank, but Jim laughs at the notion, informing him that "you need money to borrow money." He also informs Steve that he hopes it's just a coincidence that his mom learned of her £2,000 settlement yesterday, and Steve has decided to buy a business today.
Reg arrives back at the Corner Shop, and jokes about his meeting with the architect and the plans for Maude's new suite, unaware that Maude is in the shop. Maureen tries unsuccessfully to shush him, but the conversation abruptly ends when Maude wheels herself out of the back room. She's in high spirits because the joiner has assured her that he can make the necessary alterations so that Maude can negotiate the shop more easily in her chair, which means she'll now be in a position to work with Reg and Maureen. As soon as she's out of hearing range, Reg sputters that this is the last thing he needs. Spending time with Maude at work and at home just isn't natural.
Betty goes on a fishing expedition and asks Tanya how she likes her new flat, but Tanya will only comment that she's quite happy with it. Betty whispers to Jack that getting information out of her is like trying to get blood out of a stone. Jack makes his own feeble attempt by asking Tanya about her father. Tanya testily replies that that's a strange question from Jack, given that he's never met the man.
Back at the Corner Shop, several customers have gathered to find out who will win the patio furniture. Vera asks what will happen if the person with the winning ticket isn't present for the draw. Someone else suggests that they should be disqualified and another name drawn, but Reg puts an end to the speculation by informing them that each buyer's name has been printed on the back of their ticket -- so they will win regardless. After a short speech from Reg, the winning ticket is drawn.
Seconds later, Reg and Maureen burst into the Kabin carrying pieces of patio furniture. A shocked Rita demands to know what's going on, but when Reg happily informs her that she's the winner of the draw, Rita will have none of it. Over Reg's protestations that she won the prize fair and square, Rita tells him that she doesn't want it and wants nothing to do with any more of his draws. A confused Maureen asks Rita what's wrong, but Rita will only suggest that she ask her husband.
Back at the Rovers Return, Jack continues to try to get a few tidbits out of Tanya by asking about her new flat. A frustrated Tanya glowers at him and snaps that the flat is fine, her dad is fine, and she's fine too, but none of it is any of his business, so she'll thank him to keep his nose out! Audrey sidles over to Ken and asks if he's planning to go on the London trip. He replies that he is, and that he's really looking forward to seeing "Miss Saigon." Audrey wonders if there will be any time for shopping, and Ken assures her that there will be, since it's a day trip. Having received the answer she wanted, Audrey goes to a nearby table, where Mavis and Derek are having a quiet drink, and informs them that she'll take two seats on the London excursion, and that Alfie will be in later to settle the financial details. Mavis purses her lips in disgust when Derek thanks her for telling Audrey about the trip; as it turns out, it was Rita who told Audrey. Mavis goes on sarcastically that perhaps if Derek attracts enough people, he won't have to pay for anything -- "it could have been just you and me... but oh, no."
Mike arrives at the pub with Alma, and straight to the point, asks Steve if he's interested in buying the t-shirt business. Both Mike and Jim are shocked when Steve replies with a flat "no," but he would be interested in renting it. Now it's Mike's turn to say no -- he wants to sell it and get shut. Steve offers him £100 a week in rent, but Mike calls that "an insult" as he gets up from the table and returns to the bar.
Home for the day after shutting the shop, Maureen makes dinner and whines that the potatoes won't cook. Reg decides that he'll go and unload the patio furniture from their van, but Maureen thinks he ought to leave that until later. Maude is still wondering why the set was never awarded as a prize, and tells them that both Mrs. Duckworth and Mrs. Turpin said the draw was "just another fix."
Back at the Rovers Return, Mike orders another scotch and mulls over Steve's offer with Alma. He realizes that Steve knows the t-shirt business and all of Mike's customers, so he could easily set up his own shop anyway. He goes back to Steve's table and tells him he'll rent him the premises for £125 a week, plus heat and telephone, take it or leave it. "Deal," says Steve with a big grin.
Heather Morlan
Graham Foster (the joiner): TREVOR NELSON
Written by: PETER WHALLEY Directed by: ROBERT KHODADAD
Thursday (3659, Monday 14 February 1994)
Friday (3660, Wednesday 16 February 1994)
The London trip by coach is on and the coach is sat by the Rovers ready to board but Derek is anxiously clock watching for a late comer. (well, watch-watching was a bit too awkward) Alf and Audrey are late. We're not surprised are we? Derek frets at Mavis who looks lovely in a bright red coat. The bus driver, Len, frets and Ken is making jokes about Alf fretting about the damage Audrey is going to do to his wallet. Sure enough, Alf and Audrey come a-scurrying and Alf huffs up the steps into the coach complaining that he had misplaced his wallet, much to the amusement of the rest of the coach passengers. Ready for "off we go, then".
Bet is quiet and reticent when Vicky asks about her night out with Charlie. Vicky mentions an admiration for Canadian country star kd lang (1994 I think kd was still doing her Patsy Cline clone wasn't she, or at least perhaps that was what she was known for in the UK) Vicky runs for the post, leaving a more astute Raquel to surmise that Bet and Charlie had a tiff, or, not quite what Bet was expecting? All Bet will admit is that it wasn't very sophisticated. Vicky didn't get the letter she was expecting but Raquel gets a notice for a photo shoot and takes off to write it in her diary. Vicky asks again what happened but Bet only says that she found out you're never too old to find out about men! (too true!)
In the corner shop, Reg is showing Maud how the cash till works in his usual condescending manner. You can guess how that goes over. Reg informs Maud that she will be on her own this afternoon as he wasn't to take Maureen to the Cash and Carry to show her the procedure. That's the first Maureen heard of it and she makes gormless noises of confusion while Reg goes into a frantic frenzy of head bobbing and gesturing behind Maud's back to get Maureen to clue into his ulterior motive. Sounds like he has other procedures in mind to show her! LOL!
On the coach Derek has taken it upon himself to be house mother and tour guide for the trip much to his wife's mortification. He uses the microphone at the front of the bus and lays out the day's itinerary, timetable and journey route and rules and regulations for rubbish disposal and comfort stops until the others are making fun and Mavis is as red as her coat! When he sits down she hisses that nobody put him in charge. Well, he huffs, somebody had to do it, or it'd be chaos otherwise! He is offended at Mavis' lack of support and takes himself and his newspaper down to a seat on his own, ruffling the pages of the paper accusingly with a baleful glance back over his shoulder.
There's a lovely little scene injected here between Alma and Gail who lounge in the deserted café listlessly conversing. They muse why so many musicals are set in the far East. The King and I, South Pacific, Mikado, Madame Butterfly. That's not a musical, Gail interjects, that's an opera. But why are there none set in Africa or Mexico, Alma wonders. Gail plays with the ends of her hair and decides, it's the frocks. They all have that slit up their skirts. "She doesn't have a slit up her skirt in Madame Butterfly" points out Alma, matter of factly. Told ya, that's an opera, as if that explains everything! This leads them into a discussion about the over upholstered opera singers and kimonos. Alma surmises that you can't have too much in front to wear a kimono or you'd look like you'd be delivering a three piece suite! (I know I sure would! LOL) They're for the likes of the pair of them, Alma sighs, she'd love a kimono! It'd suit her, Gail agrees amiably. You never know, Alma says hopefully, one fine day. . .
Just lovely!
The coach arrives at a motorway rest stop and Derek pushes his way to the front, preventing anyone from getting off until he makes sure they all synchronize their watches and are allotted only 15 minutes for their break. Mavis and the others push past him and Mavis is made to wait until Derek re-ties his shoe. This erupts into a major bicker-fest in the middle of a rather chilly looking car park when Mavis points out that Derek has so much trouble with his laces because he doesn't know how to tie a proper knot.
Vicky has been badgering Bet all day about what happened last night until Bet finally tells her behind closed doors about the surprise entry into the Dolly Parton lookalike competition. Vicky bubbles over in a snicker while Bet swears her to secrecy, trying to maintain a stern face. She's finally seeing the humour in it now though and she does briefly crack a smile, especially when Vicky giggles, But did you win?
Percy finds Maud on her own in the shop and they two discuss getting older and being displaced in their homes by others. They seem to be of like mind and opinion,. Percy muses that he may have to find new lodgings if Emily's vicar ends up moving in and Maud fears being put into a home. The result is that Maud seems set to dig her heels in.
Vicky picks up the ringing phone, which is for her and asks Bet if her friend Leo can come over. After ascertaining that Leo is housebroken, permission is given. Out in the bar for once, Reg and Maureen aren't canoodling event though they've just had time alone in the house because Maureen, as evidenced by her complete obliteration of a beer mat, is feeling guilty about abandoning her mother. Reg is trying to soother her and manages it eventually and they are finally gazing into each other's eyes, paying no attention to anyone else. Bet finds out a bit more about Leo who's from Chester and knows Vicky from school.
We jump ahead and it's dark outside the windows of the coach. It gets dark early in February in the UK and I assume the show was a matinee so it is probably evening not the middle of the night. Everyone is clutching programs and records of the soundtrack and Audrey is humming tunes from the show quietly while Alf noshes on a sausage roll. They chat amiably, obviously having had a nice day out together. Mavis is sitting with Emily and Mavis seems bent on winkling the details of Emily's vicar out of her reluctant friend. She promises Emily she'll soothe the ruffled feathers of her husband, currently sulking for England alone at the back of the coach, by putting a drop of brandy in his cocoa when they get home. Mavis settles in for a one-sided gossip.
Back tot he bar, Steve is wheeling and dealing with someone on a tshirt order. Vicky makes a point of letting him know she has a date but though Steve seems to be unconcerned, he snaps at his mate when the fellow expresses admiration for the redheaded girl and asks if she's over 16. Raquel doesn't seem to like the snappy repartee between Tanya and Des and Martin and Gail sit in a booth. Gail is still in the clouds musing about kimonos, baffling Martin.
As the coach approaches the motorway stop, Mavis is still interrogating Emily who I gather has only revealed a bare minimum, enough to satisfy polite standards of conversation. At the stop, everyone files off the coach. It doesn't look like Derek is going to move but he finally does climb down, obviously highly offended and put out, especially after Ken teases him again before getting off. He wanders off across the dark car park towards a line of parked lorries, program for Miss Saigon under his arm.
Now that she's told Vicky, Bet has also told Rita about the upset with Charlie over a drink after closing time. Rita is indignant on her friend's behalf and vows she would have brained him had she done that to her. She does perceptively point out that Bet probably feels worse because she was just beginning to think that Charlie was her "ship come in" and now regrets torpedoing the relationship. Vicky finally arrives home, late, with Leo in tow. He's missed the last train to Chester and can he stay over? Bet glares at Vicky thinking she is trying to put one over on her and warning Leo that she's a very very light sleeper! Message received and he goes to phone his parents so they won't worry. Bet then warns Vicky that when she lets him out in the morning . . . "I know, be discreet" Vicky whines. No, make sure Steve MacDonald clocks him coming out, she'd love to see the look on the lad's face! LOL!
The coach has returned and it's erstwhile festive little group has disembarked on Coronation Street. Mavis has enjoyed her long chat with Emily. Emily does not appear to have enjoyed being a captive audience, the patience of a saint that woman! Oops, we must make sure Derek gets off the coach. No, is he not still on the coach??? And he hasn't got off ahead of them and nobody has seen Derek. Looks like we've mislaid him, or he's mislaid himself, Audrey declares.
Diane Johnston
Maccy McCartney CHRIS HARGREAVES Leo Penington
JULINA KERRIDGE Len Farthing DOC O'BRIEN
Written by JULIAN ROACH Directed by ROMEY ALLISON
Monday (3661, Friday 18 February 1994)
Mavis is sleeping on the sofa. She wakes and checks the time -- 5 am. She leans back, worried. The front door opens. It's Derek. She rushes to him and throws her arms around him, but Derek is unmoved. He's upset that he wasn't missed on the bus, and lays a guilt trip on Mavis. Mavis admits that she was busy talking to Emily and didn't notice that he wasn't on the bus. Disgusted, Derek goes up to bed, ignoring Mavis' calls after him.
Vicky is off to the stables. Raquel is busy exercising. Bet doesn't understand why everyone is in such a rush and asks Raquel why she isn't getting her beauty sleep. Raquel replies that too much sleep can make your eyes puffy, and it wouldn't do for Miss February 1995 to be all puffed up in '94.
In the Kabin, Mavis tells Rita about Derek's homecoming. Derek enters the shop, still in a snit. Mavis wants to know when he'll be back from work, as she'll cook him a nice meal, but Derek says does it matter -- would anyone notice if he were home or not? Des comes in and is told by Derek that they've both been outclassed in the practical joke department. After he leaves, an upset Mavis flees into the back.
Mike reads a postcard from Mark to Alma, Gail, and Audrey. Audrey tells them all about Derek's disappearance. Martin comes in and says that he's just seen Derek on his way to work. Maude, who is having a tea and has been working on some calculations using Mike's calculator, asks Martin for his company. They leave together.
Derek walks the school corridors, talking to himself about the state of his marriage. He's startled by Carol, another cleaner, and asks her about her husband, but she's not interested in the conversation.
Maude rolls into a business -- "Weatherfield Financial Services".
At the pub, Charlie asks to see Bet, but she won't give him the time of day. Vicky, who witnessed the snub, tells Bet that next time she wants to give a lecture about maturity, she'll be reminded about what just happened.
Maude returns to the corner shop with Martin. Reg wants to know where she's been. Martin says she was in town and hastily leaves. Mike arrives and spots Steve doing a bit of shopping. He demands his rent.
Des offers to take Raquel to her calendar shoot but gets turned down. He wishes her luck and asks who she'll be posing with. He's not pleased to hear that it's Erik Mikaelson, a famous racer.
Derek has fallen asleep at his desk. Carol wakes him and then leaves. Derek looks like he's going to fall right back to sleep.
Bet and Vicky return to the Rovers from seeing a film. Vicky confides to Raquel that Bet didn't enjoy herself because her mind was on Charlie. A fellow comes in and asks for Raquel Wolstenhulme. Raquel assumes it's the taxi driver and thrusts her bags into his hands. Vicky quickly informs her that it's Eric Mikaelson, the one she'll be posing with. An embarrassed Raquel apologizes. She introduces him to Bet and Vicky, and then Tanya when she arrives. Raquel and Erik depart, leaving three bedazzled women behind.
Mavis plays the waiting game again and checks her watch as she paces the living room, wondering when Derek will be home.
Raquel and Erik arrive at the studio and Raquel is shocked when she sees Wayne posing -- he's Mr. March. Wayne comes over and calls her Rachel. He makes a snide remark, and Erik defends her, putting Wayne firmly in his place.
Vicky tells Steve about Erik. Steve asks if she had a good time the night before, and Vicky tells him she had a great time. Bet's eyes fly to the doors every time they open, hoping to see Charlie, but it's Mavis and Rita this time, Mavis saying that she's not waiting on her own. She gripes to Rita about how she's cooked all Derek's favorites and made the house welcoming, and maybe he'll appreciate it when he finally decides to come home.
Erik and Raquel, decked out in leather, pose atop a motorbike. Raquel suggests that Erik put his hand on her thigh. Ben suggests that Raquel sit in front of Erik. She does so, and they chat as Ben snaps away.
Bet comes into the front of the pub and smiles when she spots Charlie. She tells Tanya to take over and invites Charlie into the back. Des wonders how long it takes to take a few photos as he hangs around, waiting for Raquel. Bet and Charlie talk about the contest and make up.
Mavis paces her living room once again, as Rita sits on the couch. Mavis is convinced that Derek is trying to punish her. She sends Rita home.
Derek is asleep at his desk. He's woken for the second time by Carol and the police. He's told that while he was sleeping, the school was burgled -- videos, computers, the lot. Derek didn't lock up. The police want to know what he knows about the robbery. A speechless Derek stares at them. The credits roll.
Sarah Ettritch
Carol Copeland - CLARE KINSALE Erik Mikaelson
- GARY CADY Wayne Farrell - RAY POLHILL Ben Cunningham - KIERAN
FLYNN
Written by - PATREA SMALLACOMBE Directed by - ROMEY ALLISON
Tuesday (3662, Monday 21 February 1994)
A darkened house. Someone is coming down the stairs. It is Mavis. She finds Derek sat glumly at the kitchen counter. It is only six in the morning but Derek has been up some time because he cannot sleep. He remarks to Mavis how ironic it is that he couldn't stay awake on Friday and now he can't sleep. Mavis offers the universal panacea - a nice cuppa tea - but Derek declines and tells her that tea won't turn the clock back and restore the stolen school property. Derek is despondent. He tells Mavis he will be the laughing stock of the school over this. "They'll say - There he goes - the caretaker who couldn't take care!" Mavis says she thinks Derek is making far too much of the incident and that it will be a nine-day wonder but Derek thinks otherwise. He tells her he will never forget - and neither will Mrs. Jeffers the school principal. He will never be held in her high esteem again. Mavis tries to reassure him that he will win back Mrs. Jeffers' confidence. "When everyone's had their laugh you'll still be there." She tries to persuade him to get back to bed and try and sleep. She offers to wake him in good time so he need not worry about oversleeping. "Thank you. That's just the vote of confidence I needed! moans Derek.
In the café Liz is about to leave for another interview. It's for assistant manager at a wine bar in town. Gail and Alma wish her luck. After she has left Gail wonders if Liz ever regrets giving up the pub and going back to Jim. "Well," replies Alma I expect that some days she does and some days she doesn't, depending on how Jim's shaping up." Gail remarks that Alma has got life all weighed up. "Only other people's. My own baffles me completely," replies Alma. Emily and Bernard are in the café discussing Bernard's impending meeting with his superior, the Bishop. Bernard is going to give in his notice and leave the church. Emily asks if the Bishop will understand what Bernard is doing but Bernard hopes he won't have to go into too much detail. "If I do have to explain to him about loss of Faith and doubt I'm afraid he will regard me as impossibly quaint and old fashioned." Emily is sure the Bishop will be sorry to lose Bernard.
In the Kabin Mavis is rehashing Derek's woes for the humpteenth time. Rita is getting a little short tempered as she put out the new magazines. "You see Rita, he's too honest for his own good. . ." Rita asks, "Who's this we're talking about now, the Pope?" "No, Derek," whinges Mavis. "Oh. We're still talking about Derek." Mavis ignores the heavy emphasis Rita places on the word 'still' and continues her wittering about how anyone else who'd missed a night's sleep would have called in sick and not gone to work. "But not Derek. He dragged himself into work. That's why he fell asleep. Because he was too conscientious." Rita remarks, "Never mind conscientious - he wasn't conscious." Mavis is outraged. She tells Rita that was a very cruel remark. Rita agrees it was. "I'm sorry about that," she says off-handedly. "I can't think what came over me."
Someone is sitting outside the Principal's office and it's not a pupil. It's Derek and he is exposed to the titters of passing schoolkids as he waits to face Mrs. Jeffers. The door opens and Mrs. Jeffers appears with a stony face and bids him to enter.
Des is in the Rovers for a pint and some intelligence of Raquel's photo session. She tells him it went quite well but Tanya chips in, "I hear she was working half the night." Raquel denies this. "It was over by half past eight." She then is forced to explain that her late arrival home was because she went clubbing. Des remarks that, as he expected, it sounds as if it was a right little orgy. Raquel tries to preserve her dignity by stressing Ben's interest is only professional. "But what about Eric the Viking?" Tanya stirs the pot. Des make some sarcastic remarks when Raquel explains Eric is a Scandinavian speedway rider who posed in the photos with her. "I don't think he approves of your Viking boyfriend," says Ms Mixmaster. Raquel protests. "He's not my boyfriend! Well not yet. I mean, I've only just met him. . ." "Fascinating!" growls Des as he moves away from the bar with his pint. As Mavis leaves the pub to return to work Percy stops her and asks her Derek's whereabouts. When told that he is at school Percy remarks that Derek has gone to face the music. He informs an irritated Mavis that during the war men were shot for doing what Derek did, falling asleep at their posts. Mavis is so exasperated at this remark she can only blurt out a "Oh, really! Mr. Sugden!" before she storms out.
At Weatherfield Comprehensive Derek is facing the music. Or rather the Wrath of Jeffers. She tells him the situation is a disaster as £3,000 worth of equipment is missing for which they may well not be covered by insurance. Derek protests. "You can hardly blame me for the school's inadequate insurance!" Mrs. Jeffers informs him the school is covered for break-ins but not for negligence. "Your negligence because you never locked up!" Derek agrees this is so but tries to explain that he fell asleep. "Come now! Mr. Wilton. The job isn't that arduous!" Mrs. Jeffers does not want to hear explanations and excuses. Derek is to be suspended with full pay until the next Governors' Meeting at which time her recommendation will be for his dismissal.
Mike is reading a letter at the bar. When Alma appears he goes to put it away, but Alma having seen the letterhead is that of Mark's school, wants to know more. She is persistent and Mike tells her it's just a reminder to pay the school fees. "Hang on a minute. . ." Alma reminds Mike that a couple of weeks ago he was telling her he had no money because he had just paid the school fees. Mike confesses the fees have not been paid. However this does not stop him from telling Raquel to keep the change from the drinks he has just ordered. Alma is concerned. "We can't pay our bills and you still haven't told me! And it's a fiver every time you have drink!" Mike downs his Scotch. "When it starts interfering with my drinking habits - then you can start worrying!"
Liz enters the Rovers and Bet sees immediately that she is having a tough day. The interview did not go well. "I'm the wrong sex," Liz tells Bet. Apparently the wine bar manager wants a male assistant. "That's sexist isn't it? says Bet. Liz tells her the manager is a women. Bet shakes her head. "I don't know. They get in everywhere. Doesn't seem right to me when you don't have a man to blame things on," says Bet with her tongue firmly in her cheek.
In the corner shop Maude is complaining about the cold temperature. Reg brushes off her complaints with a joke. "It's the recommended temperature for food retail establishments - so long as you keep moving." Reg winks at his customer Don as he says this but Maude does not share the joke. "Well I can't go running on the spot. Talk sense man!" As Don leaves, Maureen notices Percy poking about Reg's van. "I'll poke him about," mutters Reg. Percy is having a Percy morning. Having given Mavis the benefit of his knowledge of British Army Wartime disciplinary measures he proceeds to give Reg a lecture on crime prevention and the benefits of always locking vehicles whether or not they contain valuables. Reg does not want to hear Percy's advice on security matters and tells him so in no uncertain manner. Maureen tries to smooth things over by saying that Mr. Sugden is only trying to help. "Some people can't be helped," Maude observes pointedly. "Because they think they know it all." Reg's mood is brightened considerably when the real reason for Percy's visit to the shop is revealed. He has come to offer to take Maude for a walk. Even Maude perks up at this invitation.
They set off up the street. Maude complains about the English climate and tells Percy she could do with a bit of sun to warm her bones. Percy tells her he had enough of sun when he was in North Africa during the war. Maude tells him her husband Wilfred was also in North Africa. She tried to get him to take her on a holiday somewhere sunny but he told her he'd had enough sun when King George was paying his expenses and he wasn't going to pay for himself.
Bernard has called on Emily after his interview with the Bishop. Over tea, he tells her that this time next month St. Saviour's will have a new vicar. "So you got what you wanted then?" Bernard tells her he did but it all seems a bit of an anti-climax. The Bishop accepted his decision without an argument. "I had hoped He would throw up his hands and say we can't do without you. None of that," says Bernard sadly. "I won't be missed." Emily assures him his parishioners will miss him. Bernard says maybe a few will miss him but the Church won't. He feels his life has not amounted to very much. Emily looks very concerned during this speech. She protests that his life has meant something and furthermore he hasn't finished with Life yet. Bernard sighs with resignation, "No, but I think Life's finished with me."
Denise is brushing off a new customer. She has just given Ken a haircut and he is admiring her handiwork in the mirror. Denise compliments Ken on his hair and he suggests jokingly that it might be due to the Rovers' bitter. (Must be all that fur in the pipes) After Ken leaves, Fiona remarks that he's not bad looking. Denise asks Fiona if she fancies him. Fiona points out the age difference (since when has this stopped any one?) "He's ancient! He must be forty!" After Denise has informed her that forty is not ancient and declined to tell a nosy Fiona what her age is they both start to speculate on Ken's age. Since there is a disagreement between the two of them as to the decade of Ken's birth, this naturally leads to a bet. Fiona says she will ask Ken next time she sees him but Denise forbids this brazen approach as she would like to keep her new customer. She says she will think of a more subtle way of finding out.
In the Rovers' Ben has arrived with the fruits of his labours over a hot Hasselblad. Bet is called over to admire the photos. Mike and Alma arrive. "We'll have a quick one here before we go out to dinner. I fancy Italian tonight," he tells her. Brushing aside Alma's protests about the expense of eating out, Mike is in a buoyant mood. He tells Alma he has found a 'loophole' in the school prospectus small print. It seems they offer scholarships. "So there is such a thing as a free lunch," grins Mike. He will look into it right away. There should be no problem as he's a bright lad. Mike seeks agreement from Alma. "I should I know?" says Alma. "Of course he is. He's my son," replies the irrepressible Mr. Baldwin. Des arrives and notices the photos on the bar. He asks to look and then dismisses them. "Just as I thought. The usual sexist junk. Taken by blokes with no sex lives." Raquel informs him to the contrary. "These are for Newton & Ridley's Sporting Calendar and I'm going to be Miss February, thanks to Ben." Des is determined to put Raquel down. "Trust you to get the shortest month." he sneers. "Shortest everything I wouldn't wonder!"
In a darkened room someone pours a generous measure of whisky. It is Derek sitting in the dark again. Mavis arrives. She is horrified to find him drinking and wants to know what's going on. She is even more horrified when he tells her he has lost his job. And the ultimate humiliation the cautious, fussy, pernickety nit- picking Derek has been sacked for negligence. "Oh Derek!"
In the Rovers', Denise is telling Fiona she has thought of a brilliant plan to get Ken to reveal his age. They will ask him the name of the first record he ever bought. Fiona concedes this is a neat idea and as Ken has just come into the pub they will execute it as soon as possible. Will his answer be the Beatles? Fiona thinks so. Denise tells her it won't be because Ken is too old. More likely to be Elvis. Ken readily agrees to tell them the answer. "Barbarelli conducting the Hallé playing Elgar's Enigma Variations." Ken leaves the ladies openmouthed. "What language was he speaking?" Fiona wants to know. "This is going to be harder than I thought," says Denise.
In another part of the bar two grocers are ganging up on a third. On being asked how he is doing Reg contends he is trying to bring the corner shop into the modern world. He says he is applying the kiss of life to what was a dying business. This gets Alf's back up and he asserts that the shop is only as good as the person running it. Curly takes the opportunity to side with Alf and point out that Reg cannot hide behind the staff in a large organization anymore. He is face to face with the customers everyday and this works against him. Outnumbered Reg retreats to the other side of the room. Raquel is trying to explain to Des that Eric is a very nice person otherwise she wouldn't let him take her to the party. "Party? What party?" Des wants to know. "Just a party," says Raquel. Des accuses her of turning into a sports groupie. "First footballers now speedway riders." he scorns. Raquel flounces off. Tanya has been watching this exchange. She observes that Des is jealous. Des denies it. "She can do want she wants. It means nothing to me." "Oh no? I can see that," is Tanya's response.
At the Wilton's the whisky has taken effect. Derek is expounding that Mrs. Jeffers thinks he fell asleep because he was drunk. Mavis is incensed. She is ready to do battle for her man. She will go and speak to Mrs. J. "No! You'll only make things worse. You always do!" Derek has got to the accusatory stage of drunkeness. Everything is Mavis' fault. If it hadn't been for her he would still have his executive job at Pendlebury's. "I'm finished. I'm too old," says Derek bitterly. "I hope you like what you've turned me into. I hope you're satisfied!"
Libby Seekings
Ben Cunningham KEIRAN FLYNN
Written by JOHN STEVENSON Directed by BRIAN MILLS
Wednesday (3663, Wednesday 23 February 1994)
As the show opens we find ourselves at Mavis and Derek's. Derek is sulking, ignoring Mavis. Mavis is positively fuming at Derek for blaming her for his problems. She tells him she understands how he feels. He sarcastically inquires as to whether she knows what it's like to lose a job? She agrees she may have caused some of the trouble but he could not have made her feel any worse for it, if he had tried, she cries as she flees the house. He calls after her if she knows what it is like to have a life ruined?
At the Bishop house, we find Emily trying to get ready to go out and Percy peppering her with questions as to where she is going and when she will be back? Emily tells him it is none of his business. Percy admonishes Emily for taking up so much of the vicar's time and he is neglecting his parishioners. Emily categorically denies taking up his time as the vicar is now preparing for retirement! She also tells Percy that how much time she spends with Bernard is none if his business! Percy wonders what the vicar will do with his time once he has retired? Emily states she doesn't really know, working in the community. She believes he will probably work with the homeless. Percy advises her that Bernard could soon find himself living among them. Emily says she really has to get going.
Elizabeth is on her way to the job centre and sees Derek in his bathrobe, signing for a parcel. She calls across the road, how is he? She wonders if he has an upset tummy with this bug going around? Derek replies he is just fine thank you, and hurriedly closes the door.
At the Rovers, finds Bet telling Raquel to hurry along with Tanya arriving earlier that Bet had expected. When Bet inquires as to what has caused Tanya to come in so early? Tanya coolly replies she wanted to get an early start. Bet tries to ask Tanya what is wrong? Tanya states she has work to do and hurries away. Bet warns Raquel to be careful on her date with Erik the Viking. Raquel assures her she will. Raquel leaves to get ready for the morning. A little later, there is a great commotion at the front door; Tanya opens the door to find her father standing there with her suitcases in hand. Her father comes in and tells her he knows all about what she has been up to and won't have a slut living under his roof. He storms out leaving Bet and Tanya alone. Bet says she thinks she and Tanya need to have a little chat. Bet asks Tanya what is going on? Tanya says her father waited for her to come home, saw what time she came in and whom she was with. She says her father hit the roof this morning. Bet doesn't understand what the problem is, all this fuss over a guy? Tanya says it's about the guy she was with because he has two kids. Bet inquires as to whether he has a wife? Tanya replies that he does. Bet tells her to be careful, as it will only end in heartbreak. Tanya says that maybe true but there is no reason she can't have fun in the meantime.
Denise's Salon is open for business and finds Fiona and Denise discussing Ken. Fiona is sure she can come up with a way to find out how old Ken is but Denise wants to drop the whole thing.
The Kabin finds Mavis appearing fretful with dealing with a customer. Apparently Mavis gave her the incorrect change for a £10 note, not a £5 note and owes the customer money. Mavis quickly gives the woman her change and apologizes. As the woman leaves, Rita asks what happened? Mavis states she isn't sure about the change for the £5 note. Rita tells her that the woman is a bit shifty and has tried that before. Mavis apologizes and offers to repay the note out of her wages? Rita tells her not to worry about it. Elizabeth comes in wanting to pay her paper bill while she has the money. Elizabeth tells Mavis she saw Derek and hopes he is all right and wonders if he has that flu bug that is going around? Mavis states she doesn't feel it is anyone's business and walks away. Elizabeth apologizes for upsetting Mavis and dashes off to find work. Rita tries to ask Mavis what's going on with Derek, when Fiona arrives. Fiona asks if Rita has known Ken long? Rita replies for almost 20 years. Fiona asks if he was a teacher then? Rita says he was and wonders why she wants to know? Fiona says she and Denise were just curious that's all. Fiona pays for her paper and leaves. Rita tries to find out what is wrong with Derek? Mavis says there is nothing wrong, except he has been suspended from school over this break in business.
A little later, at Denise's, Emily is getting ready to have her hair done, when Fiona serves her, she asks Emily how long she has known Ken Barlow? When Emily wonders why she wants to know? Denise says they just wondered who had lived on the street the longest? Emily says she knew Ken when he was at University. Fiona asks when that was? Emily says she was working for Mr. Sweeny then at Gamma Garments and it was one of the happiest times of her life.
Mike Baldwin and the headmaster are discussing Mark and his chances for a scholarship? The headmaster replies that while Mark is a good student, he doesn't warrant a scholarship. Mike wants one, but the headmaster insists as it is for parents who can't afford an education for their sons. Mike insists that Mark is a brilliant kid who deserves a scholarship. The headmaster informs him he would have a hard time convincing the board of director's that Mark deserves a scholarship on an intelligence level and also says that parents who need a scholarship don't drive around in a fancy car. Mike says he is just having a cash flow problem. The headmaster says that he can sympathize with him and wonders how long this cash flow problem will last? Mike says he doesn't know a couple of months. The headmaster uggests he get a loan but Mike says he can't. The headmaster reminds Mike that in a couple of months he will owe school fees for this term and next. Mike wonders if the headmaster wants Mike to withdraw Mark from school?
Later, at the Rover's, Bet is ringing the bell for last call, and wants everyone out as they have homes to go to. Audrey, Don and Raquel are sharing a laugh and a drink. Audrey says she has to get going as Alfy is being fitted out for his mayoral outfit. Don thinks the whole thing is a waste of time and money. Raquel insists it is tradition. Audrey agrees and says she can't wait to get new clothes as the mayor's wife. Audrey hurries out. Don says he should be going, but Bet asks him to wait a minute. She asks Don to take Tanya and her cases over to Jim's café. Tanya insists she doesn't need an escort but Bet tells her that she wanted as little fuss as few questions as possible right? Don agrees to take her over.
At the corner shop, Maude is complaining about being cold and Maureen tells her she could go home? Maude sarcastically replies she soon won't have a home to go to. Percy comes in and offers to take Maude out for a nice cup of tea? Maureen says she is sure that Maude would love that. Maude tells Maureen not to speak for her and Percy apologizes for calling at an inconvenient time. Maude says it is not inconvenient at all and she would love to get out of the shop, as the atmosphere is too chilly for her.
At Jim's Café, Tanya comes in with her suitcases; she asks Alma if she could have a pint of milk, as her fridge is empty? Alma agrees and gives her a bottle. Tanya asks if extra bottles could be ordered for her each day? Alma says she will tell the milkman. Gail asks if this means they will be seeing more of Tanya? Tanya says they will, every day since she is taking up full time residence. Tanya hurries upstairs and Gail teases Alma that Tanya is not the only one they will be seeing more of.
The Rovers, finds Des trying to apologize to Raquel. Raquel says there was nothing wrong with the photos. Des agrees and says he doesn't like the thought of people drooling over the photos. Raquel says the calendar was commissioned by Newton and Ridley and it won't be like that. Des says sure they commissioned it to be drooled over by people just like him. Don arrives, and Raquel attempts to serve him. Bet says she will look after Don. Bet thanks Don for taking Tanya to the café and tells him the drink is on the house. Don thanks her and says that he should do good deeds more often, since Tanya gave him a couple of quid for his trouble. Des asks Raquel if they are friends again? Raquel says ok and Des asks her for dinner the following evening to make up? Raquel says she can't as she is going to a party with Erik. Des suggests she cancel the date. She tells Des that when you are a model you have to move in the right circles and meet the right people. She walks away leaving Des alone.
Mavis arrives home to Derek setting the table. Derek apologizes to her for his behaviour. He says he has had time to think. He has decided to face the board of director's head on. Mavis says he will have the backing of the others. Derek wonders what she means? Mavis says that Mrs. Jeffers has informed the staff what happened. Derek wonders why Mrs. Jeffers didn't take out a full-page ad in the gazette? Mavis says that his absence had to be explained. Derek is sure that the whole school will be sniggering behind his back. Mavis thought he would be pleased by the support. Derek sarcastically replies, oh yes, very pleased.
Back at the Rovers Mike and Alma are discussing Mark and the school. Alma knows how much Mike wanted Mark at Oakwood, but he can't afford it. Alma thinks Mike should tell Mark the truth that the fees are too high and he can't pay the bill. Mike insists he will do no such thing, the school, has agreed to defer payment. Alma asks what good that will do? Mike says it will give him time. Alma wonders time for what? Mike says to put the money together and he will sell the shirt off his back if he has to but no one is taking Mark out of school, no one!
As the credits roll.
Stephanie Hodgson
Mr. Sammells: DAVID HOBBS Dennis Pooley: ROBERT
WHELAN
Written by BARRY HILL Directed by BRIAN MILLS
Thursday (3664, Friday 25 February 1994)
Chaos reigns in the Grimes/Holdsworth household as Reg and Maureen scramble to get to work. Maude is their greatest impediment. She wants another cup of tea before they go. Reg tells her she can have one when she gets to work. He is just suggesting that maybe she would prefer to stay at home and drink all the tea and do all the crosswords she likes when the phone rings. It's the buyers of the house who would like to come round and do some measuring. Reg informs Maude that now she will be able to stay at home for the Magills. Maude is not happy about the situation. She doesn't see any need for measuring as the place doesn't need altering. "Mother, why can't you accept that we are moving? ask Maureen in an exasperated tone. "This place suits me," says Maude petulantly. Reg tries to assure her that the new house will suit her too. "What do you know?" snaps Maude. "You know nowt!"
In the Kabin, Mavis asks Rita about the status of the house sale. Rita tells her that Reg expects to exchange contracts next week. Although Mavis thinks this is rather sad, Rita says she will be glad to get rid of the responsibility of the house she inherited from Ted. Changing the subject Rita asks Mavis if she has seen the item about the burglary in the paper. Mavis hasn't so Rita reads it to her. To Mavis' relief Derek isn't mentioned. Derek will also be thankful she tells Rita because he's been dreading what the paper might say. Ken arrives looking for his Independent which has not been delivered. Rita tells him he's not the only one who has been missed on the paper round because Mavis' mind is elsewhere. Rita also mentions to Ken that he has been the subject of some detailed questioning. "I think you must be a quiz question," she tells him. Ken says he doesn't know anything about it and asks her who, specifically, has been making enquires. On being told that Fiona is the party with the questions Ken is even more mystified. Why Fiona should be interested in him? "Well not so much interested as downright nosy," Rita tells him.
An early morning visitor at the side door of the Rovers. It's Des for Raquel. After showing Des into the parlour, Bet disappears to make toast and Raquel appears in her hair curlers. Des comes straight to the point. He asks Raquel to go out with him that evening. Raquel asks him if he hadn't remembered that she has already told him she is going to a party with Eric that evening. She tells him she can't be in two places at once and tells him she will go out with him another evening.
Steve has an early visitor also. It's Mike looking for his rent. Steve is surprised. "What, you want it now?" "Quicker it's over, the less painful it is," grins Mike. "And by the way, cash if you've got it." Steve puts him off until the afternoon by telling Mike he hasn't gone to the bank yet. "You'll get it," says Steve in a not too confident tone. "I will," grins Mike, "this afternoon." Mike leaves a worried looking Steve.
Mavis returns home and finds Derek doing a jigsaw puzzle of the Golden Arrow steam train. She is pleased he has found something to occupy his mind. Derek waxes lyrical about the Age of Steam captured in a 500 piece puzzle but Mavis bursts his balloon by reminding him why it had been put away under the stairs. Only 499 pieces. The engine driver's head is missing. "Well! Thank you very much Mavis! There's another morning wasted!" Mavis has brought home the newspaper article to show Derek that there is nothing in the press article about him. Derek however sees the worst. Not only does the article say "no sign of a break-in" which indicates that it is an inside job but the story is right next to "Show Biz News". "They might just as well have put it on the front page!" complains Derek thrusting the paper back at Mavis. "Any more good news?"
The dippy love birds are enjoying their Maude- free zone in the corner shop. Mavis is in a happy mood which Reg seeks to take advantage of. "Shall I put the closed sign up?" Mavis tells him that won't get them very far in the world of commerce and Reg has to agree reluctantly (even back in five minutes wouldn't look too good!) Maureen tells him he's insatiable but they will have to patient because in two weeks they will have their new home and all the privacy they want with Maude ensconced in her own little flat.
(Reader Advisory - People of a nervous disposition may want to skip the following sentence as the image engendered may be too distressing.)
"We'll be able to romp up there as much as we want," says Reg gleefully embracing Maureen.
(There is psychological help for anyone traumatized by the thought of Reg romping)
They are interrupted (Thank Goodness) by Alf coming into the store. He doesn't really want anything but he just can't keep away. He buys a token box of matches and tells the Holdsworths that the best years of his life were spent in the shop. Alf hopes they're going to appreciate it. Alf asks after the state of the house sale and Reg tells him they have first time buyer who are as keen as mustard. Alf leaves the love birds resume their canoodling.
Mr. & Mrs. Keen-as-Mustard are on Maude's doorstep and getting short shrift. Maude won't let them in and tells them they are wasting their time as the house has been sold. They again try to explain who they are and that it is their offer that has been accepted. Maude again repeats that the house as been sold. "Never mind what my son-in-law said. He's only 9d to the shilling. It's been sold!" The Magills protest again and tell Maude she can't do that (actually she can) and that their solicitor will be contacting the Holdsworths. "And if you don't get off my door step," shouts Maude, "I'll set my dog on yer!"
A red car drives down Coronation Street. On seeing Steve walking down the street it slows down. Mike offers Steve a lift. "Where to?" "The bank. I thought you had to go this afternoon." Steve makes an excuse and declnes the offer. A car drives onto the street from the other direction and stops outside the corner shop. The Magills go inside. They tell Maureen and Reg what transpired between themselves and Maude. Reg and Maureen exchange a look when they are told about the dog threat. Obviously Maude has flipped. Maude attempts to explain Maude's behaviour and Reg tells the thwarted buyers that the house has not been sold. Mr. Magill says they will be hearing from his solicitor if it is. Mrs. Magill chimes in that her husband is very determined - when he's aroused. "Just like mine, aren't you Reg?" says Maureen. Reg assures them it will all be sorted out.
In the Rovers' Ken seeks permission to put up a poster about a PTA Fashion Show fundraiser. Audrey takes an interest and offers to buy Ken drink but he excuses himself saying he doesn't having any time during his lunch break. As he goes to pin the poster up Fiona enters and Ken takes the opportunity to ask why she has been asking about him. Fiona tells him it was a bit of a joke. "One that can be shared?" Fiona throws away discrection and tells Ken that she and Denise were having a discussion and wondered how old he was. "Any particular reason?" "No just for fun." Fiona asks Ken to tell her his age which he does in the time honoured way. "I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth." He taps the side of his nose at Fiona's puzzled look. "In otherwords M.Y.O.B." Fiona is still puzzled. "Work it out," says Ken as he leaves. On the other side of the room Andy and Curly are sorting out their domestic arrangements. Andy wants to know what supper will be. Curly replies that it's Andy's turn to cook. Andy says he did it last night. "But that was a takeaway," protests Curly. "Yes but I fetched it." Curly asks if it isn't time they had a rota and pulls a piece of paper from his pocket. The nitty-gritty of domestic life is thrashed out with Curly pointing out some habits he would like to see Andy take care of such as putting the milk away and tidying the newspapers. Andy agrees to try and do better. Curly asks if there is anything Andy wants to mention. Andy suggests Curly could leave the window open after he as used the bathroom. This brings the conversation to an abrupt halt and Curly notices the time and they leave for Bettabuys. On the way out Steve catches Andy and touches him for £30 as he is a bit short of money to pay Mike his rent. Over at the bar Des is still trying to persude Raquel to go out with him instead of Eric. He is still giving her the "speedway riders are only after one thing" line when a stranger interrupts the conversation with a greeting. "Hello Des. Fancy seeing you here. Is this your local?" Des looks very surprized and answers yes and then explains that he just popped out for minute on urgent business. The stranger is Des' boss Alex. Des beats a hasty retreat back to work but asks Raquel to come round to the betting shop later. Alex turns to Tanya and orders a drink. "And one for yourself love." Tanya glares at him and responds, "No thank you. Love."
"I'm not hasseling you. I was just passing," says Mike as he steps into Steve's office looking for his rent money. Sweet music to Mike's ears, Steve pulls out some crumpled notes and gives them to Mike. Not sweet enough that Mike doesn't hold them up to the light. "Just in case you're printing money not T-shirts," he grins. Steve is not amused.
In Tanya's flat above the café Des boss Alex and Tanya are having an argument. It seems they are not strangers. Alex is complaining that Tanya didn't warn him that her pub was Des' local. "That's because we had an agreement Alex, that we wouldn't see each other at work. I wouldn't walk into your office, I wouldn't dream of it." "But I was missing you!" is Alex's excuse as he kisses her and they move into the bedroom. They agree not to argue any more but make the most of the time they have as Tanya has the night off.
"You did WHAT?" cries Denise. "I just asked him how old he was," responds Fiona. Fiona can't see a problem. "i don't mind people asking my age, so what's the difference?" "About thirty years,' says Denise. She is not happy with Fiona's indescretion. "Anyway what did he say?" Fiona tells her and wonders if M.Y.O.B. is a clue. Denise apprises her of the meaning and tells her that this is beyond a joke and obviously Ken doesn't think it's very funny. It's also bad for business.
Raquel has come to the betting shop as Des requested. He sits her down and she asks what it is he wants. "Will you go out with me tonight?" "Raquel can't believe her ears. "I've told you already I can't go tonight. Any other night." Des looks into Raquel's eyes and tells her he has to make a apology. "Oh?" Raquel is taken aback. "Well go on then." Des tells her that he knows he has taken advantage of her in the past and he's very sorry. He wants to make amends because he is ashamed of way he treated her. Furthermore it won't happen again. If she goes out with him tonight. Raquel hardly knows what to make of this but she tells him she doesn't bare a grudge and with a little more sweet talk she agrees. Raquel thinks Des is telling her he really cares and wants their relationship to work. But does he?
Ken is helping Emily carry her shopping. As he turns away from her door Denise spots him from across the street and goes over to him to apologise for Fiona and herself. Ken tells her it all seems a bit silly but to forget it. Denise, not wishing Ken to get the impression that she and Fiona discuss customers as a matter of course, tells him that the whole thing arose out of the observation that a certain person was not in bad shape for his age, whatever that might be. Flattery will get you to an awful lot of places as Denise discovers. Ken accepts her apology on one condition. That she has dinner with him the following evening.
Reg and Maureen have closed the shop and gone home to sort things out with Maude. "How could you do this Mother? Reggie says they might withdraw the offer now." Reg opines that this was probably Maude's plan all along. "I told you I wasn't happy with the plan but you wouldn't listen! Well I want to stop here." Reg tells her she can't stay because they are moving. "Well that's where you're wrong, Mr Know- it-all. Because I've sold it." Maureen wants to know how Maude can stay where she is if she's sold the house. She and Reg are horrified to find that Maude has sold her house to a finance company. The company will get the house when she dies and in the meantime Maude will get a weekly payment. Maureen is shocked. "But it's my house. I mean I pay the mortgage." There is only one name on the deed Maude tells her. "So he only needed the one signature." It seems the finance company man visited Maude this morning. "So you're too late our Maureen. I've gone and done it." For once Reg is speechless.
Libby Seekings
Mr. Magill CHRIS WRIGHT Mrs. Magill JANYS CHAMBERS
Alex Christie GAVIN RICHARDS
Written by PHIL WOODS Directed by BRIAN MILLS
Friday (3665, Monday 28 February 1994)
It's the morning after Maud has dropped her bomb about selling the house to the finance company and Maureen and Reg are sputtering. Maureen has paid the mortgage for years although the deed is in Maud's name but she wonders if they can sue. Reg despairs of all the plans gone up in a puff of the smoke from a bitter old woman's pipe, as it were. Suing would take money they don't have so what are they going to do? Maud comes rolling in and deliberately asks why Reg seems so shifty? What's up with him? (oh as if she didn't know!)
Over on the Street, morning sees the milkman going about his business, delivering to Vera as Ivy comes out of her house on the way to buy a paper before work. Curly comes out and the two of them chat about the short staffing caused by the redundancies at Bettabuys. Ivy may know of someone that needs a job if Curly can get permission to hire someone. And OhMyGod Ivy's lips!!! The actress has had them silicone injected and she looks like a duck, honestoGawd! Anyway Ivy asks Curly to let her know if he can hire someone and she and her lips wobble off down the street where she stops to chat to Vera about the potential job. Vera however, sticks her nose up at working back at Bettabuys again, irritating Ivy.
Alex has spent the night with Tanya and they have a last kiss before he has to go to work. She urges him to stay longer but of course he can't and checks his schedule to see when he can next wee her. She starts to put pressure on him, wanting to see more of him and in the time honoured way of married men having affairs, he puts her off by promising, "soon". He does suggest a weekend away in Amsterdam next week. He can bunk off a conference in Birmingham so that keeps her happy. A little more snogging and he's finally out the door.
Denise has told Fiona about Ken asking her out but she thinks it was just a joke to get his own back on her. Later, while the salon is quiet, Ken comes in. Fiona is made to apologize and is then sent to lunch. Ken teases Denise mercilessly about his age. Since he asks again, she agrees to go out with him tonight.
Reg has found out that Maud sold the house £10,000 cheaper than the McGill's had offered, further narking him. Rita pops in and the couple nervously explain about the "hiccup" in the sale, to do with Maud. Rita is well fed up with being jerked around and says she's putting the house back on the open market now. Reg continues to peruse the contract that Maud had signed and discovers a loophole! There is a 21 day cooling off period where the deal can be reversed. Hope! Reg is determined to persuade Maud to rescind the deal!
In the busy pub, Kevin's buying drinks because Jim's gave his last 5-er to Steve. Liz comes in and is asked for her last 5-er so he can pay for drinks instead. Her job search at the job center was unsuccessful and she discusses the unsuitable available jobs with Vera who comes in as well.
Maureen is home, arguing with her mother and she threatens, with quiet rage, to move out and leave Maud alone if she doesn't change her mind. Maud tosses her head, dismissing the bluff. Maureen lets her have it with both barrels, well past upset and now very angry. She accuses her mother of slamming the door on every chance Maureen might have had for happiness. She defends her love for Reg both 25 years ago and now. Maud bitterly accuses Maureen of wanting to have her shut away in a garage like a clapped out old car. Maureen tearfully tries to make her mother see it wouldn't be like that. They would all have a measure of independence and would be there for each other when needed. Maud is unbending. Maureen concedes that her mother has made her point but there is no need to stick fast to the deal But Maud digs her heels and wheels in and calls the bluff. Go ahead, leave, she can manage by herself very well. Maureen, heart broken, asks her mother softly, why didn't she say that 25 years ago?
Emily commiserates with Mavis in the Kabin about Derek's situation while Rita is on the phone with the estate agent. She tells the other two that the agent has someone to look at the house already, explaining to Emily that the deal with Reg has fallen through once too often.
Back in the shop, Maureen has returned to update Reg and he thinks Maud is just calling Maureen's bluff. So they should really do it. They should move into the flat for a few days so the old woman can see they mean it. Maureen hesitates, worried her mother might have trouble but Reg feels they need to do this and tells her to stand firm, be resolute. The House of Holdsworth will never be divided. He's persuaded her.
Vera meets Lips Brennan in the pub and has changed her mind about a job at Bettabuys. Thinks are getting desperate. Ivy promises to ask Curly when she sees him if there's a job going and what Vera's chances are. Reg and Maureen come in. Reg buys Maureen a large brandy for Dutch courage. They are going to the house to pack some things and issue Maud an ultimatum. Right! Into battle, fortified, they go.
Denise and Ken get ready to leave the salon for their date. A drink in a nice pub first but they're going on the bus because he doesn't fancy taking his car (drink and drive, one assumes) Denise is taken aback a bit at the though of a date on a bus but seems amenable.
Maureen is packing things and telling her mother that they really do mean this. They're going to the flat on their own. Maud is unrepentant and defiant. She's made arrangements with a neighbour to help in the morning and at night and has a full social schedule planned, starting with whist at the senior center tonight. The Disabled van is coming for her soon so she tells them to leave because their car is blocking the drive. Maureen is hesitant, nearly ready to back down but Reg encourages her. With a few words to her mother to call if she needs them, but she won't, Maud insists, she'd rather call the talking clock, Maureen leaves.
In the back room of the Rovers, Raquel tells Bet that she and Des are back together and she may be giving her notice for her room soon. Bet is not over the moon happy for her but isn't giving anything away that she's skeptical either. Raquel is very hopeful and looking to her future where possibly the distant tinkle of wedding bells might be heard. She believes it will be different this time around with Des.
Maud arrives at the senior center and tips the driver. Down on the corner the bus arrives and Denise and Ken get out. Denise sees where they are and realizes he's set her up, continuing the joke! Later at a proper little pub they enjoy each other's company and have told each other about their past loves. She says she's enjoyed the evening and in spite of his teasing, she asks how old he is. But he evades the question by asking how old she is and she realizes he's just not going to tell. They agree to let the age thing drop.
In the pub Raquel is starry eyed when Des comes in to the point of serving him before Martin who was there first. Later, Curly and Ivy meet up but when Ivy tells Curly it was Vera who was after a job, he tells her the job is already taken and he wouldn't hire Vera anyway. Ivy tries the sympathy vote to no avail so, in a mood, she and her lips slither over to a booth. Back at the bar, Raquel is telling Des about how happy she is and how she gave Bet notice that she might not need her room in case they move in together. Des looks increasingly uncomfortable as the ties that bind get tighter and he tells her that they will have to talk about that (living arrangements) yes, someday. And he evasively leaves to play darts with the lads, leaving Raquel to face her disappointment with a heavy heart, knowing she's assumed too much again.
Diane Johnston
Alex Christie GAVIN RICHARDS
Written by PHIL WOODS Directed by JEREMY SUMMERS
Monday (3666, Wednesday 2 March 1994)
Lips Brennan avoids revealing employment secrets to Mrs. Duckworth but Mrs. Duckworth catches Crafty Curly in the act of training a new Kimberly wannabe at Bettabuys and gives him a full scale assault on his ears, dragging up guilt trips and caustic personal insults before retreating to fight another day.
The Lovely Raquel is red eyed and broken hearted because Dirty Des has proven as unreliable and unlikely to commit his life to her as ever. She decides to do the dirty on Des and dump him but Des dodges the ditch and deftly offers her a new domain. Delighted, Raquel is over the moon and over the cobbles with big plans for romantic breakfasts and a bright and shining future, causing Testy Tanya's eyes to flash with spite and contempt. What's obvious to your intrepid reporter is the utter insincerity of his attitude, proposing the union with a very off hand manner and evading such commitment issues as taking down the for sale sign off his house and even uttering the dreaded "one day at a time" phrase. As the young lovers climb the stairs, Tearful Tanya waits at home alone while the beguiling bookie begs off, frustrating and angering her yet again. We think it will all end in tears!
Krafty Ken Barlow finagles his feet under the table of the Delightful Denise, the Happy Hairdresser for a home cooked meal only to arrive early and catch her rushing home with a takeaway, intent on deceit! He sees only humour in the manipulating manner and she's off the hook. We think it will all end in tears!
Ever Saintly Emily Bishop urges her vicarious vicar to embark on the new phase of his life with enthusiasm. Take life by the horns and have an adventure. She's taken aback when he invites her along with him. After the initial shock of the spontaneous offer is worn off, she agrees to go after all, tossing the opinions of all and sundry out the window with her propriety!
Mournful Maureen is wallowing in guilt, having spent the night away from her Miserable Mother. Randy Reg tries to keep up her spirits, insisting she's doing the right thing but it all seems stacked against him when first one neighbour and then another wittingly or innocently stick the knife into her guilty conscience further. Super Sugden, defender of the elderly visits Miserable Maud who first insists she can manage on her own but is soon reduced to bitter tears, moaning in horror at the fate of a woman who has lost her daughter to the likes of Reg Holdsworth. Percy crusades, Maureen wails, Reg anguishes. Who will give in first?
Diane Johnston
Written by FRANK COTTRELL BOYCE Directed by JEREMY SUMMERS
Tuesday (3667, Friday 4 March 1994)
Raquel is talking on the phone in the Rovers' bar and it's not about business. As she prattles on to a girlfriend about her new living arrangements, Tanya stands by watching with a stony look on her face. Raquel is so busy inviting her friend to her party that she does not notice Bet come up behind her and place her hand on the receiver until she is cut off. Bet reminds Raquel that she let her go early the night before to be with "lover-boy" and she shouldn't take advantage. Raquel tries to explain that she's having a party that night and is trying to drum up some guests. "Well you've got a break in half an hour," Bet tells her. "So save your drums till then." Bet notices that Tanya is a bit quiet and asks her what's up. Tanya replies she thinks she's got a cold coming on. Of course this is a cover up. Really tanya is as jealous as heck because Raquel's love life is going well and hers is not. Bet tries to cheer her up with some traditionally obscure Northern humour. Having cited Mae West's observation that a man in the house is worth two in the street, Bet tells Tanya her mother's version. "A bloke in the coal shed is worth two in the house." Bet tells Tanya that she's with her mother on this one. It's quaint little touches like this that make Corrie so unique. Don't ask me what it means. The first one to explain it to me gets a wet nelly and half a pound of Pontefract cakes.
A frantic Maureen is having no luck contacting Maude and the telephone company is no help either. Maureen slams the phone down on the suggestion that the party she is calling might be out. "She's an invalid! Don't get snotty with me!" Reg wants to know why Maureen is on the phone again. At Maureen's answer that she will have to go round to the house he protests that would be playing into Maude's hands. Maureen is adamant. She has called everywhere and nobody has seen Maude. "She'll be laughing by the phone," shouts Reg as Maureen leaves.
In the Rovers' Des is asking Kevin if he can get a baby sitter. "Maybe. Why?" "Me and Raquel are having a party. She's moved in." Kev wants to know if they are engaged. "No. She's just moved in." Curly is also sitting at the table. He tells Des that a party seems to be a bit OTT just because Raquel's moved in. "It's not has if you've accomplished anything. And it could all end in tears - like it did last time." Des puts this remark down to jealousy but Curly tells him he respects women, he doesn't move them in and out like pieces of furniture. "You have to respect them because they won't move in." Some insults are duly traded between Curly and Des with Curly finally reminding Des that Raquel was with him first. "What you and Raquel? If that's what you call respecting a woman you might as well move in a piece of furniture." Curly, disgusted gets up a leaves the table as Des gets in his parting shot. "Even a table needs polishing for longer than two minutes!"
Broken cup, spilled milk. A front door opens and the camera moves up from the floor to Maureen's horrified face as she takes in the chaos. "Oh Mum! What's happened? Where are you? Mum!!"
Another character gets a surprise when she opens her front door. Alex is waiting in the flat for Tanya but she does not seem overly thrilled to see him.
In the T-Shirt factory Steve is phoning for a taxi to take him to town. He gives the address as MVB Promotions. (Why is he calling his business after Michael Vernon Baldwin when he is the sole proprietor? Or can't he afford to change the sign?) MVB himself arrives and asks Steve how things are going. Having ascertained that business is great Mike says, "Good you'll be able to take care of that," and thrusts a property tax bill into Steve's hands. Steve tells him it's nothing to do with him he just rents the property. Read the small print in your contract advises Baldwin with a grin and pausing only to swipe a T-shirt for Mark he informs Steve that the £1200 bill has to be paid by Friday. Steve sighs. MVB has pulled another fast one.
Alex is trying to explain his lack of presence the night before. He tells Tanya he forgot about a long-standing dinner date his wife had arranged. Tanya is not impressed. Alex tells her although she might think he did it on purpose he didn't. He tells her to grow up. "If I grew up," replies Tanya, "you wouldn't be here at all. I'd get myself a decent bloke not a half baked spiv like you!" They have a row and Tanya tells him that she wants to be made to feel special and if he is going to treat her like he treats his wife then there is nothing to the relationship except sex. "And I can get that anywhere!" she snarls as she holds open the door. Alex leaves, Tanya slams the door behind him and her face dissolves in tears.
Emily is on the phone to a hotel. Bernard hovers nearby. The hotel does not have the two singles requested. Only a family suite, one double and one single with a connecting door. (There is always a "connecting" door if two people over the age of fifty engage in any hanky-panky. This is one of the Laws of Coronation Street.) Bernard tells Emily to book the family suite and as she is doing so there is a knock at the door. Sally has come to ask for a baby-sitting favour (for Des' party) and Bernard lets her in. Although Emily takes the phone into the hallway she is still audible as she makes the booking for herself and Bernard. Sally notices the hotel brochure on the table and smiles to cover her embarrassment as she realizes what is going on, Bernard doesn't seem at all embarrassed.
Raquel is doing a balancing act with boxes of glasses. She is borrowing them from the Rovers' for her party. "Remember," says Bet, "if you break 'em you pay for 'em." Tanya appears and Bet realizes she's been crying. What now wonders Bet as Tanya disappears into the back room.
In the café, Vera has only bought a drink. She tells Alma she might have to go on a diet. "Ooh that's like a stake through the heart!" winces Alma. "Cos we only serve cholesterol in here!" Vera says if she'll lower her prices she might think about it. Ivy arrives preceded by her bottom lip which doubles as a chapel hat-peg when Ivy isn't using it. Ivy greets Vera who ignores her and carries on drinking her tea. Alma wants to know what's up. Ivy tells Alma that Vera's griping because she thinks it's Ivy's fault that she didn't get the job at Bettabuys. Vera accuses Ivy of not even asking Curly about the job although she said she would. Ivy tells Vera that she blew the job all by herself and she knows it. "It's not my fault that you're unemployable!" Ivy marches out without ordering anything.
Maureen returns to the shop. She has had a fruitless search for Maude and the police are checking the hospitals but they won't treat Maude as missing because she hasn't been gone more than 24 hours. Maureen starts to blame herself for moving out of the house to make a point. "We have left a pensioner to fend for herself. We'll probably end up on the front pages with people heaving bricks through our window!" "Whatever's happened?" says Bet who has just come into the shop. Reg tells her that Maude is missing again. Maureen is busy wailing that they'll have to sell up that shop and move away because people don't forget neglect like that but Bet interrupts and suggests she come for a drink. "Oh yes neglectful and drunk, very good!" But Bet insists.
Raquel is getting things ready for the party. Des checks out how things are going. Then he decides to check some other things out. He asks Raquel if his previous relationships bother her and when she tells him no he turns the question about and wants to know if she has told him about all her previous boyfriends. Raquel is not pleased. "When a man asks for a list it only means one thing. Someone's been telling him you're a tart. Who have you been talking to?" Before Des can answer Raquel playing the 'attack is the best form of defence card' reminds him that he is not completely blameless in that department. Des obviously didn't expect this reaction and he backs down telling her they should start afresh with no lists and no interrogations. Raquel is mollified and they kiss and make up.
Bet leads Maureen and Reg through the door of the Rovers' and sweeps her hand as in the gesture 'Voila!' Reg and Maureen are gobsmacked. There is Maude, with Percy, Martin, Rita and Kevin. She is telling a joke and having a high old time. She gets to the punchline and everyone is laughing as Maureen comes up to her. "Mother you're drunk!" "Oh Hello Maureen." "I have been to the house!" "Have you? That's a change of heart. You should have told me you were coming." "Where have you been?" "Blackpool, Martin took us." Yes it seems Maude has been in Blackpool with Percy, Martin and David. Rita says that it sounds as if they all had a wonderful time. "Oh you weren't worried were you Maureen?" Maureen mentions the state of the kitchen. "Well I left in a hurry." Maude squeezes Rita's arm, "Well you do don't you? When it's impromptu." As Maureen and Reg stagger off to the bar, Maude gives Martin and Percy a confidential wink. Maude the Manipulator triumphs again!
A very typical Maude scene with Elizabeth Bradley at her best. Maude is sorely missed and with her passing this last week Elizabeth Bradley will also be missed.
Raquel and Des' party is in full swing. A bottle appears wavering in the doorway. At the other end of the bottle is Curly. He is calling a truce. Raquel greets him and Curly apologizes to Des. He tells Des that he and Raquel are well matched and he wishes them both good luck. Des in his turn apologizes to Curly and tells him that he was out of order making cracks about Curly's sexual prowess. "I mean two minutes, must be a marathon for you . ." (Grin) They head head for the bar.
Returning after the break my cable company screwed up and there was a blank screen for a minute or so. However Maude is informing Maureen that she is going to Des and Raquel's party. "Have you not been invited Maureen?" Maude is clearing enjoying herself. Mavis is standing by with Rita. She tells her that they were invited to the party but Derek won't go as he is too worried about the disciplinary hearing. He's going to re-paper the living-room. "What, tonight?" says Rita as Bet looks on incredulously. "Yes, so I've left him steaming the walls." Bet and Rita say nothing. There's no answer to that.
Maude, arrives at the party pushed by Martin and accompanied by Percy. She greets Des and waves a bottle at him. Liz is talking to Kevin and telling him that Steve has no chance of making a go of the business with overheads like he's got to pay. Alma is apologizing to Steve and telling him that she and Mike don't discuss business. She tells Steve to do well and prove Mike wrong. "Just wipe that smile off his face."
Back at the Rovers' the ladies' darts team is in disarray, Ivy and Vera are still sniping at each other. Maureen is so mad with Maude that she angrily throws the darts at the board without aiming them. Jim interrupts Mike and Reg to speak to Mike about Steve's invoice. Reg moves further up the bar to order a drink which he will be able to do when Tanya gets off the phone. She is listening to a message on Alex's answering machine. Jim tells Mike if the invoice is a legitimate business expense then fair enough but Mike should not have left it so late before giving it to Steve. Mike grins widely. "Oh I see. Playing games with the lad?" Mike tells Jim it's tough world out there. Jim says he's proud of what Steve is trying to do and he reminds Mike he would feel the same way about his own son. Jim tells Mike he would be sorry to see Steve fall and even sorrier if he was pushed. "And so would you, Do you understand me?" Mike grins at Jim's retreating back and shakes his head.
At the party Sally asks Maude if she and Percy are an item. "That's a nightmare thought," replies Maude. It seems Percy is a good navigator but he talks too much. "Mrs. Bishop this and Mrs. Bishop that." Sally tells Maude that Percy doesn't stand much chance there. "Can you keep a secret? Emily and that vicar are going away for a dirty weekend! I heard her booking it." Maude is surprised but tells Sally not to say anything to Percy as he'll only get depressed. "And I want him to take me to Bingo on Wednesday!" The party is interrupted by knocking on the wall. Mavis tries shouting through the wall to Derek to tell him to stop. "You were invited." she bellows just as the music stops. Rita decides to give a toast to Des and Raquel. Everyone raises their glasses.
A knocking on Tanya's door and Alex appears with a large bouquet. Tanya appears in her robe. "Where are you supposed to be?" "Leeds." "Until when?" "Tomorrow afternoon," replies Alex. "Is that special enough for you?" Tanya embraces him and tells him it's a start.
Libby Seekings
Bernard Morton ROLAND MacLEOD Alex Christie
GAVIN RICHARDS
Written by PAUL ABBOTT Directed by JEREMY SUMMERS
Wednesday (3668, Monday 7 March 1994)
Thursday (3669, Wednesday 9 March 1994)
All is not well with the Webster's this morning. Kevin has still not warmed to the idea of a baby and picks a fight with Sally over it, even insinuating that she got pregnant 'on purpose'. Kev leaves for work, in a huff, with an upset Sally shouting after him.
At the Wilton's, Derek frets over his meeting with the school board to discuss his fate after the napping incident. Mavis is very optimistic and reassures Derek that Mrs. Jeffers has a very high opinion of him and it will all turn out OK. Derek is not convinced and is certain he is facing the sack.
Outside No9, Jack tries to beg the racing page from Ken's Guardian. The sight of Denise opening up the salon, however, distracts Ken.
In the salon, Fiona wonders why Ken & Denise even bother with separate flats. Denise snaps at Fiona that living arrangements will remain exactly as they are right now. My, my everyone is so HAPPY today!
In the Kabin, Mavis twitters to Rita about Derek's meeting with the board. Kevin interrupts them still in a lovely, sunny mood, coming to pay the paper bill. Rita apologizes for chasing it up and Kev says that it's Sally's responsibility to pay it. "Easily forgotten" says Rita. "Don't see why," snaps Kevin, "she's nowt else to think about". Exit Kev. Mavis is still intent on talking about Derek and confides to Rita that she's done something to help Derek.
At Bettabuys, Tricia Armstrong asks Ivy where she can find Mr. Watts while also establishing that he is neither married nor gay. Ivy confirms his single, heterosexual status, locates Curly and points Tricia in his direction. Tricia has come to thank Curly for the way he handled the 'Jamie Incident' the day before. She also, blatantly, tries to wangle a date with Curly. It's lost on him though as he accepts her thanks and excuses himself to attend to business.
Percy buys a packet of something in the corner shop. He informs Maureen that he is taking her Mother out the following day. Maureen thinks this is a good idea and tells him to have a nice time. Percy decides he "must really speak out" (uh-oh) and accuses Maureen of abandoning her Mother. Well light the blue touch paper and stand well back kids!! Woooosh!!! Off goes Maureen on a rant about how Maude is not abandoned and has a constant stream of people in and out to see her. Percy, unfazed, says that it still a poor substitute for family.
Back at Bettabuys Curly has finally realized that Tricia was hinting to be asked out. He catches up with her at the tills and asks her out for the following night. She accepts.
Derek sits in a corridor at the school waiting to be called in to Mrs. Jeffers' office. Carol (the other caretaker) passes him and says it will all be OK. Derek perks up a little.
In Jeffers' office, two board members and Mrs. J herself discuss Derek's fate. They decide that, while he often analyzes a job for longer than it takes to do it, he is conscientious and honest. They agree to just give him a reprimand. Mr. Tonks, however, is curious about a letter received from Mrs. Wilton. Jeffers' says they can ask Derek about it. Derek is called in to face the music.
- AD BREAK -
We re-join Derek being read the letter from Mavis. She's helpfully outlined the events leading up to Derek sleeping on the job. How Derek was left at the service station, had to hitchhike home and arrived home very late thereby being very tired the next day at work. Derek looks horrified at the letter and claims he knew nothing about it. The others find the whole thing very funny and have hysterics over the letter. Derek is well put out over being laughed at but the final blow is delivered when one of the board members asks how long after Mavis arrived home did she notice you weren't there? This is all too much for Derek who immediately resigns his position and stomps out of the office.
At the Webster's, Rita has come calling to see what's up between Kevin & Sally. Sally tells her about the earlier row and how Kevin just isn't happy about the baby. Deep down, says Sally, she knows Kevin wants another child but just not right away. She feels that Kevin resents her for forcing the issue by becoming pregnant.
Meanwhile, in the Rovers, Kevin & Martin have their lunch. Martin has just come off a night shift and can't sleep so he's come over for a 'breakfast pint'.
At another table, Bernard & Emily are planning a trip. Bernard whips out the holiday brochures (it's a walking holiday) but Emily says she doesn't want to do all their planning under the watchful eyes of Rovers patrons - she's afraid of 'gossip'. Bernard agrees and says they can sort it out later.
Behind the bar, Raquel asks Tanya if she was serious about going to Amsterdam with a bloke. Tanya, at her bitchy best, says yes but won't give Raquel any more info.
Back to Kevin & Martin who are swapping 'home life' stories. Martin says sure the kids drive him nuts sometimes, they argue, they're noisy and sometimes money is tight but after spending a few nights on the wards with the patients, some in a lot of pain or dying, he realizes he's got things pretty good. Kevin takes a moment to let this sink in.
At the school, Derek is packing up his things. Carol asks him why he resigned and Derek admits it was stubborn male pride. Just then, Mrs. Jeffers arrives and Derek says he may have been a bit hasty. Mrs. J assures him she's not come to beg him to reconsider only to wish him well and offer his a reference if he needs one.
Kev comes grovelling home to Sally. He apologizes for his vile behaviour and tells her he's happy about the baby.
In the salon Liz asks Denise about her and Ken. Denise says they've been out a few times and that is that!!! Liz just says there has been a bit of speculation about them.
Kevin and Sally snog and make up on the doorstep and Kev goes back to work for the afternoon. (In the background, we see Derek walking home with his box of stuff).
Back at the salon, Denise lets Fiona go home early. Fiona teases her about having a hot date, which sets Denise off on a rant about not wanting to see Ken anymore. (I think her reason was because she didn't like that people were gossiping about her - I could be wrong of course!!)
Derek bursts in to the Kabin and Mavis asks what happened with Mrs. Jeffers.
"What happened was I was undermined. I was made a fool of. I was humiliated to such an extent that I was left with no alternative but to resign."
"Oh no, Derek" twits Mave.
"And you know who by? You know who did this to me? My WIFE!"
"Me?" squeaks Mavis.
"Yes you. By writing the kind of pathetic letter I would have been ashamed to have my Mother write explaining why I couldn't do PE. Or are you denying you wrote it?"
"I was trying to help."
"Help?"
"Help them understand."
"Well you helped them understand I have a wife who leaves me at service stations. And didn't they laugh their socks off over that."
"Well that's a pity but I don't see how you can blame Mavis for it" adds Rita.
"Excuse me Rita but I think I can, yes."
"For you resigning?"
"Oh certainly, yes and for being left at a service station and for a host of other things. But you know what I blame her for the most?"
"I'm not sure I want to know."
"For marrying me. For saying yes when I was stupid enough to propose to her. Because believe me it wasn't only stupid it was the biggest mistake of my life."
Closing shot - a look of dismay on Mavis' face. Poor Mave!
Tammy Mitchell
Carol Copeland: CLARE KINSALE Mrs. Jeffers:
ROMY BASKERVILLE Mr. Tonks: ARTHUR COX Mr. Flemming: GUY NICHOLLS
Bernard Morton: ROLAND MACLEOD Update Written By: TAMMY MITCHELL
Written By: PETER WHALLEY Directed By: ROBERT KHODADAD
Friday (3670, Friday 11 March 1994)
If you will remember yesterday, Derek blamed Mavis for everything wrong in his life and regretted marrying her. Can you believe after all that, he expected his tea and toast on the breakfast table as usual? Now he accuses her of sulking when she tells him he knows where the kitchen is. He still insists what he said was true, she humiliated him, her and her genius for undermining all his efforts. She storms out, leaving him to indulge in his own self pity, which of course he denies. Self Pity? Him? Never! (eh? Don't make me laugh, I'm too p-o'd with him at the moment!)
Morning at the Websters is much more pleasant. Gail arrives with her two youngest to drop David for the day as Kevin is off to work. Sally bashfully tells her best friend her good news. Gail's very pleased for her.
Outside, Bernard is loading the car up while Emily gets some last minute caveats for her walking holiday, mind the fog and remember moss grows on the north side of trees in case they get lost. YES, Mister Sudgen (can't you just hear her long suffering tone of voice?) She and Bernard get in the car and belt up. He nervously assures her that he will respect the sanctity of the adjoining door between their rooms, have no fear. She's slightly embarrassed but also, I think, somewhat disappointed as well!
At Bettabuys, Tricia calls off her date with Curly because her babysitter has begged off. He promises to find a sitter so the date is still on.
Percy has wasted no time and is entertaining Maud for an early dinner, including toad in the hole. He recollects fixing that very same dish in Normandy (wait for it, you know it's coming) under sniper fire! LOL! He continues to brag about the quality of his wartime culinary skills.
Back to Bettabuys, a conversation between Liz and Andy establishes that Liz really wants to get back to work and that she and Jim are very happy. Curly tries to pull rank and guilt on Andy to get him to babysit but Andy says he's got a prior engagement. Liz assures Curly that she too is going out so he leaps off to try another staff member. Liz and Andy giggle over their deception.
Mavis is back to the house trying to get Derek to look forward, stroking his ego by assuring him she has 100% faith in him. But he's busy wallowing in his past, dissecting it and analyzing it. He does agree that he admits it wasn't fair to blame her for being what she is, might as well blame the rain for being wet! Just as he's explaining that she doesn't deliberately sabotage his efforts, the doorbell rings. A bespectacled man in a tweed fedora inquires as to if this is the home of Mr. Wilton and if he's at home. Mavis says it is and he is but is taken aback when the man comes through the door uninvited, bent on surprising Mr. Wilton. He rounds the corner into the room and
"DIRK! Met again, old chap!!" The men shake hands and Derek looks astonished, and not quite sure of the man's name though he recognizes the face. It's the man that picked him up at the service station the night he was left there and drove him back to Weatherfield, one Norris Cole!!!
Norris proceeds to insult Mavis when he is introduced by assuming she is the cleaning woman, going by what Dirk told him. Things hinted at during their conversations leave me wondering just what that conversation was about and what impression of himself Derek gave! LOL! He's taken Derek up literally on his invitation to drop by if he was ever in the neighbourhood. You know how you say that, not expecting a total stranger to take you up on it. After the ad break, we rejoin the trio, now sat down. Derek informs Norris that Mavis never even noticed he wasn't on the coach that night, would you believe it? Expecting a male bonding sort of reply, Derek is surprised to hear Norris weakly stating that yes, given his experiences he would believe it! It is revealed that Norris is married, for the time being though he's followed Dirk's advice and told his wife just this morning, enough is enough. Turning his attention to the bare walls he asks about the decorating. Derek jumps in and overspeaks Mavis and gives the impression that their decorators have let them down and gee, what a good idea, Norris, maybe we should do it ourselves this time, Mavis! (Poncy git!) Norris rushes off to the toilet, allowing Derek to excitedly tell Mavis that Norris has many contacts in the business world. But Mavis is more confused, why does he call you Dirk, she whispers. Baffled, Derek doesn't know, perhaps he's a tad hard of hearing. Well if he's hard of hearing, Mavis wonders, why are we whispering?
Curly is still trying to round up a sitter. Tanya turns him down because she's off to Amsterdam with her fella and Betty is covering for Tanya in the bar. In the corner, Denise chafes against Liz's teasing about her and Ken and when Ken comes in to buy them a drink, she blows him off. She insists to Liz that she and Ken are not an item no matter what the rumour mill predicts. Tanya brags up her trip way too much so you know the classic SOPOD is in place here. Jack moans about having a night off and being too skint to go anywhere, having nobody to take him on holidays and wine and dine him. Curly perks up and manages to persuade Jack to babysit for a tenner and free ale.
Mavis is back to work and Norris and Dirk chat. A request to be called "Derek" is attributed to Mavis, you know how women are. Only too well, Norris pouts. It seems to be established here that the fire is out in Norris' marriage, no risk, no adventure and Derek knows exactly what he means. Kindred spirits, Norris chuckles. Derek has apparently told Norris that he "dabbles in college cleaning systems" but when asked about it, admits he's sidelined it for the moment as too labour intensive for the current economic situation. (oh God one's as bad as the other!)
Tanya's dressed in a smart suit, hair up and just packing the last minute things when Alex arrives an hour early. Uh. Oh. Sure enough he tells her he can't go, his wife crashed the car this afternoon and though there were no injuries, she's a nervous wreck and he can't leave her. Tanya is furious at always coming last in his life and tells him so in no uncertain terms. Go back to your wife and hold her hand, she hisses. Oh baby I don't' have to go just yet, he croons, trying to keep her sweet. Oh. Yes. You. Do. She snaps. (Good girl!)
Kevin arrives home after work. Rita is visiting. Seems she's offered Sally a Sunday morning job at the Kabin. It's all made out to sound like a big favour to her but we all know it's to help the couple out. Still, they both buy the explanation and Kevin thinks it is a good idea if it's what Sally wants to do. He and Rosie will enjoy spending time together and Sally will get out of the house once a week. Rita is touched to be invited for Mothering Sunday dinner.
Mavis comes home to find Norris still around. Derek is taking Norris to the pub for a drink before dinner (didn't even ask Mavis but it gets better!) Mavis is horrified to find out that Derek has invited Norris to stay with them (he had issued the "my home is your home" epithet on the road) as he will be useful for his business contacts. Mavis strongly objects, they hardly know this man. But the decision stands. (after what he has put her through in the last few weeks, culminating with this, I think I'd be moving out sharpish!)
At the Armstrong flat, Jack and Curly arrive. Jamie is playing with a very noisy toy ray gun giving everyone a headache. Tricia is introduced to Jack who reassures her that her son is in good hands. Don't worry about the lad, Jack says, I know a lot about lads, I used to be one meself! :) Jamie is warned to behave and then they leave. Jack leans into Jamie and proposes a deal, You don't' annoy me and I won't annoy you, ok? Ok!
Back to the pub, Tanya arrives for a drink. Brave that, considering she's going to have to face the scorn and questions of the staff but that's what she's done. Raquel assumes she's been stood up even though Tanya insists the trip has only been postponed for a few weeks. She takes her drink off to a booth and sits smoking in solitary silence until Des notices and joins her. She slips and admits her boyfriend is married but he promises not to tell anyone. Elsewhere, Denise comes in. ON seeing Ken at the bar, she buys him a drink but then turns him down when he asks her on a date for tomorrow.
Jack and Jamie are arguing about Jamie's noisy gun and shouldn't Jamie be in bed so he wont' be tired for school tomorrow? Jamie scornfully points out that tomorrow's Saturday, doesn't he know anything? Just then there's a knock on the door and Jack lets in a big burly bloke. He thinks it's a neighbour complaining about the noise but it's Tricia's ex husband who's come to look Jack over, thinking he's her new boyfriend. He gives Jack a "friendly" warning off his missus and thumps Jack in the eye and leaves. (lucky job he's not wearing his glasses though!) Nice One, Dad, pipes up Jamie! Jamie leans over Jack who's lying on the sofa, stunned, urging Jack to fight his dad, "I'll even lend you me gun" he offers, firing it off again as the credits roll.
Diane Johnston
Carl Armstrong JIM MILLEA First appearance
of Norris Cole MALCOM HEBDEN
Written by JOHN STEVENSON Directed by ROBERT KHODADAD
Monday (3671, Monday 14 March 1994)
Sally is up at the crack of dawn, getting Sunday dinner in the oven because she's starting her first day at the Kabin. Kevin wakes up sleepily complaining about the hour. Sally goes off to work muttering sarcastically "Happy Mother's Day, Sal".
Martin has remembered though. He's got breakfast ready to take up to Gail with the two smaller kids (where's Nicky?), David armed with a card and Sarah Lou with flowers but Gail beats them downstairs before they can go up. In the midst of a Happy Mother's day song, Sarah Lou, who had earlier complained about an upset tummy, starts to cry.
Jack is in the doghouse. Vera won't believe Jack's version of how he got his black eye. Babysitting her eye, she thinks he was out with a floozy. Jack drags Vera next door and pounds on Curly's door as a car pulls up to Number 8 and a woman gets out. Ah, the doctor. Curly finally leans out the window moaning at Jack. But he does confirm Jack's story. Vera isn't pacified, if he didn't lie this time, there are hundreds of times he did!
Mavis has not taken kindly to a new assistant. Sally is looking forward to working with Mavis, she's standing behind the counter, sipping tea while Mavis struggles with the papers. Mavis picks nits about the difference between working "with" her as opposed to working "under" her as befitting the shop manager. He makes snarky remarks about Sally working for the money and occupational therapy (getting out of the house). Oh but, No there's no problem, she sniffs.
Derek and Norris bend and stretch on the doorstep for a morning run, Derek's idea from the look of Norris' somewhat dubious expression. When they return later, they are aching, sweating and numb. A few more runs like that, they'll be in great shape, gasps Derek.
Reg suggests to Maureen that she take chocolates to her mother and reconcile with her. Maureen strenuously objects but Reg witters on about Maud's advancing years and needing her daughter. Maureen is still skeptical about his change of opinion until he reveals his true plan. The stand off hasn't worked and there's still time before the cooling off period is over, she needs to pour on the kindness, change their tack before time runs out.
Sarah Lou is set up on the sofa, with her blankie and cartoons on the telly. The doctor has said that it's a tummy bug or something she ate. Martin and Gail fret a little in the kitchen and discuss Martin's upcoming night shift until Sarah calls out and asks to go to bed!
Des comes in to the Rovers with a big bouquet of flowers and looking for Jack. The Horton's called him and asked him to find flowers for Vera from their Tommy. Des had to run over half of Weatherfield to find a florist open today but he managed. Jack looks less than impressed. Raquel thinks a day like Mother's day should be the same date every year, like Guy Fawke's Day. "Remember, remember, March the thirteenth" she warbles. Des just sighs inwardly. Yeah, right.
Oh, guess what? Kevin babysits like most men! He brings Rosie in to the Kabin "to see Mummy" and then leaves her there because the pub is open. Never mind Sally is working! That's just one more bee for Mavis' bonnet, running a creche on top of everything else. Mavis has one great knot in her face and barely stays civil.
Kevin enters the pub and sees Jack still sat in the booth, flowers on the table. Uh oh, Sally's going to kill him, Kevin moans, he forgot it was Mother's day! Jack lets the younger man compliment him on buying Flowers for Vera after all these years and offers to save Kevin's bacon (and fry his own) out by selling him the flowers for a tenner and a pint. At their age, Jack points out, it's not as important as it used to be, Vera will understand. (Does he really think nobody is going to mention the flowers to Vera???? )
Norris and Derek, both clad in bib overalls, are busy wallpapering the living room. Well, Norris is busy beavering away, Derek is perusing some literature that Norris has shown him on this new business venture he's heard about. Very environmentally friendly and the testimonials in the brochures sound very impressive. Envirosphere, eh? They decide to attend the next recruiting meeting on Wednesday. Mavis? Oh she'll do as she's told but they won't tell Mavis just yet, Derek sniffs masterfully. (*gag*) Mavis arrives home so Derek hides the brochures quickly. Mavis immediately realizes dinner has not been on (oops, the men forgot to put it in the oven), adding insult to her injurious day! She vents all her frustrations about her new assistant, who's not done a stick of work and then got paid £20 for it which ends up more than what Mavis herself makes when you think about it. And she's not even had a Mother's day card from Harry this year!!!
Kevin brings the flowers home and has Rosie give them to Sally who's thrilled.
Reg is not thrilled, Rita's buying champagne because she's sold her house and not to him! What about friendship? Bugger that (well that's not what she said, not in those words) she got tired of him running her around and went ahead as she told him she would.
Maureen, in the meantime, pours tea for her and her mother. Maud is very suspicious of Maureen's motives though Maureen insists there is no hidden agenda. It was "his" idea, wasn't it? Maureen only says that Reg thinks very highly of Maud and only wants her to be happy and no it's not about changing her mind about the house, Maureen lies. Maud sniffs. She and Reg feel the same way about each other. She's correctly guessed that Reg wanted Maud buttered up but she's NOT changing her mind about the house! Maureen only wants to be friends with her mother again but Maud has her wheels dug in and lays lots of guilt about being left alone to cope.
In the pub, Don and Lips Brennan arrive after church for a drink. They notice Denise so take a spot at the far side of the bar. Raquel thinks it's romantic that a couple that have been married so long still go out and socialize together. Denise, who knows better, just says she thinks it's, something else, and scorns Raquel's na've view of the Brennans. Vera arrives and Sure enough, Raquel lets the cat out of the bag about the flowers. Jack overhears and sneaks out behind Vera's back to try to get the flowers back from Kevin but it's too late and he fails at that plan. Time to face the music, if Vera's braying could be called that. LOL!
At the Webster's, they and Rita are sitting down to a Sunday dinner, celebrating that Rita sold the house, that Sally's got a new Sunday job and what is Kevin celebrating, Sally asks. I dunno. Sally gently reproves him, a new baby on the way. Yeah, he brightens up, a new baby on the way! They all cheer when the cork pops!
So now, Vera's grilling Jack about the flowers. The black eye on Friday night and now flowers on Sunday adds up to a floozy who's got the flowers, not her. He admits selling them to Kevin and shows her the tenner which she promptly confiscates and drags him back out to the Rovers by his ear for repentance.
Dinner's over at the Webster's, coffee and pudding are served and Rita broaches a subject that's been on her mind. She starts off by telling them how much she thinks of them and how they haven't deserved the run of bad luck they've had lately. This is something she really wants to do. She's not rich but she has more than she needs and she wants to give them £5000, no strings attached, with friendship as the only motive. It would make her very very happy if they would accept. Sally beams but Kevin looks a bit doubtful.
Diane Johnston
Written by STEPHEN MALLATRATT Directed by CHARLES LAUDER
Tuesday (3672, Wednesday 16 March 1994)
Breakfast time in the Webster household and Sally and Kevin are debating Rita's offer to give them £5000. Sally is all for it but Kevin is not so sure. He doesn't want to be obligated. "Well if it was anyone else but Rita ..." Sally begins "..Who else would give us £5000 but Rita?" counters Kevin. Sally convinces Kevin there won't be a catch in it and noting that since Rosie Mark II is on the way Kevin agrees. Sally asks him to invite Rita round at lunch- time so they can tell her their decision without anybody overhearing their business. Kevin is nearly bowled over on the out out by David arriving, followed by Sarah-Louise and Gail. Gail tells Sally that S-L is not feeling very well - "Just an umpty tummy." - but can she leave her with Sally as she doesn't want to send her to school. Sally agrees and says S-L will probably be running around like dervish by the end of the day.
Derek is pressing his trousers while Norris is smoothing out the wallpaper border on Derek's stairway and explaining how the Envirosphere sales scheme works. Through this multi-level marketing one could easily be earning £80,000 a year. "Or so Ronny says," says Norris. "Whose Ronny?" Norris tells him that Ronny Pickett is the person he went to the sales meeting with. "I'm sure he wouldn't be involved with anything dodgy - he's a chiropodist." (LOL) Derek is more circumspect. "All the same I think we would be wise not to swallow everything we're told without going into it very carefully." Derek tells Norris he will reserve judgement until he hears more at meeting later today. Norris concedes Derek has a point. "Myrtle always said that was my trouble - too impetuous." Derek enquires what stopped Norris from joining before. "She did," admits Norris. "I told her, Myrtle sometimes you just have to go for the big one. But would she listen? No..." At this moment Mavis bursts through the door. She has returned for her vitamin pills which she forgot. Noticing Derek with iron in hand she wants to know why he is pressing his best suit. Derek looks a little guilty and tells her that he and Norris are going out for a lunch-time drink with some of Norris' friends. Mavis wants to know what friends and Norris answers "Successful ones." Mavis is intrigued. "I didn't know you had any rich friends Norris," she says sweetly. "Do they have big houses?" Norris walks into the trap and tells her that one has a large mansion in Cheshire. "Complete with luxurious guest room I expect. Not like that cramped little spare room of ours." Mavis smiles sweetly again and departs while Derek glares after her and Norris looks slightly sheepish.
Curly is hunting for Mothers' Day cards in the Kabin. Rita tells him he's missed the boat as Mothers' Day was on Sunday past. Curly puts his belatedness down to a reverse Oedipus complex. Jack comes into the store. He is still mad about the other night. Jack tries to involve Rita but she refuses to be drawn in. Curly protests that he's said he is sorry. "Can't we just forget it?" "If you do us a favour." Curly wants to know what more he could do. "Give our Vera a job." Curly tells him that it's out of the question. "Right, well the next time some raging bull of a husband wants to smack you because you've been bonking his missus, you can put your own ugly mug on the firing line!" Jack stomps out of the shop while Rita crisply observes that now she knows why Curly's been too busy to give more than a passing thought to his dear old mother. Mavis arrives back from her vitamin quest with the wrong end of the stick. "He's only dragging Derek of to a gambling casino now!" Rita enquires if "Noxious Norris" actually said that. "Oh No! He's being furtive about it!" Mavis explains that she heard him talking about going for the Jackpot. "The sooner that man's out of house the better!" Rita wonders why Mavis let a total stranger into the house in the first place. "He could be a serial killer for all you know." Mavis' mood is not improved by this suggestion and she sarcastically thanks Rita for making her feel worse and goes off to the back room. Kevin pops in to invite Rita over for lunch and she accepts. Mavis, putting her head round the door-frame remarks, "Again? You were only there on Sunday." Rita observes that there's not many as can sulk, eavesdrop and brew tea all at the same time. Mavis replies that she was just commenting on how Rita is getting very pally with the Websters all of a sudden. Rita answers that the Websters were around Coronation Street before Mavis was. Mavis wants to know if Sally's working on Sunday is to be a regular thing. "Yes it is," replies Rita. "Do you have a problem with that?" "No. Why should I?" Mavis sniffs and returns to the tea kettle.
A roomful of Suits in various shades of grey. Norris and Derek blend instantly and grab a glass of wine. Derek wonders out loud, "Who are all these people?" His query is answered by a smooth and smarmy Suit. "People like yourselves, thrusting, dynamic people, who aren't afraid to change their lives." Laurence Cooper, Sales Director, introduces himself. "Welcome to the wonderful world of Envirosphere, Gentlemen." Derek responds that he's just here to look over the lie of the land. Norris however chips in and tells Laurence that Derek was Executive Sales Manager with a multi-national recycling conglomerate. "Then you already know the Most Important Secret of Salesmanship, sir," says Mr. Smooth. Derek blanks. "Remind me." Norris and Laurence chorus the Important Secret in unison. "Just testing," laughs Derek. Laurence asks Derek what he wants. "To be rich? Of course otherwise why are you here? And my job is to help you get what you want." Derek is a little hesitant. Is this possible at his age? Laurence assures him it is. "The key to success," he tells Derek, "is seeing possibilities where others see impossibilities." Mr Smooth moves away leaving Derek to dream his impossible dream.
Liz is in the Rovers. She hasn't gone there because she's thirsty. She is going for an interview at the Legion and wants a little moral support from Bet. Bet obliges. "Yer'll walk it!" Liz recalls how she didn't have any confidence until she got her own pub and then she lost it again when things started going wrong. Bet assures her that she will be OK. "Knock 'em cold. In six months you could be running the place!" Liz replies if she is she'll pinch all Bet's trade. "You can try, Lady," laughs Bet. Maude is not laughing. She is complaining to Percy that she doesn't want to drink in the Rovers because "That's were HE drinks." Percy tells her that all her friends drink in the Rovers as well and that she shouldn't let Reg Holdsworth drive her out. Maude relents and says she'll have a stout. Des and Curly appear together. Curly has asked if there are wedding bells in the offing. Des says it will be a long time before he gets married again. "What does Raquel say to that?" "I don't know. We never discuss it." Curly opines that is a bit unfair. "Keep your nose out," advises Des, "Or do you still have a thing for her?" Jack advises Des that Curly has a new bird. Curly advises Jack to keep his mouth shut and do what he's paid to do. Jack brings up the subject of the favour he is hoping Curly will do for him and Vera. "I can't create a job where there isn't one!" Jack says bosses can do what they like. He suggests that Curly turned a blind eye to the kid's shoplifting because his mother was willing to do him a favour. Curly protests. "I believe you," says Jack, "Des believes you. The burning question is - will Lord Bettabuy?"
Percy is showing Maude and Bet a postcard from Emily. Apparently the weather is a bit parky. Bet doesn't think that will bother Emily and Bernard. "They'll be too busy snuggled up under a double duvet." Percy is not amused. "Mrs. Bishop doesn't go in for that sort of hanky panky." Maude asks why not. "If she could just loosen her stays a bit. They're both fancy free." Bet points out that Bernard can't be de- frocked either since he's hung up his dog- collar. Percy is shocked at the pair of them and tells them that at their age they should have a better sense of what's proper. Maude tells him, "When you get to our age the only thing you worry about is what we missed out on, worrying about what's proper." Bet agrees whole- heartedly. Percy says he's right shocked at the pair of them. "Oh don't be so prune-faced, Percy," says Maude. "You must have had chances that you wished you'd took in your time, proper or not." "If he did Percy's not telling.
In the heady atmosphere of Envirosphere, Laurence Cooper is into his full sales pitch. Derek is in the front row lapping it up. He mouths the points on the board as Laurence goes through them, he nods in agreement, he visualizes his potential and when Envirosphere convert, Brian Curry, tells his tale of redundancy and near ruin completely turned around by Envirosphere, Derek identifies instantly. He too will have a villa in Portugal!
Kevin is taking Rita's coat. He tells her that the sprogs have had their lunch so they should be able to eat without getting covered in tomato ketchup! Sally and Kevin tell Rita they have been thinking about her offer. "And you're afraid it look as if you're accepting charity?" queries Rita. "She's had us bugged," quips Kevin. Rita assures them her motive is not because she thinks they're hard up but because it will give her a great deal of pleasure. Sally and Kevin tell her that they will accept the money. At that moment there is a cry from upstairs and Sally runs up to check on Sarah- Louise. The next moment she is screaming for Kevin, "Ring for an ambulance! She's in agony up here!"
Liz is in the café and Alma is congratulating her on landing the Legion job. Gail puts the phone down and rips off her apron. "It's Sarah- Louise! I have to go!"
Outside Sally's house a small crowd has gathered by the ambulance. Mavis rushes over wanting to know what's happened. Rita sensibly plays it down in front of the younger children. Gail rushes up and jumps into the ambulance which sets off immediately. Vera comes up and seeing the ambulance also wants to know what's happening. She sympathizes with Mavis and Curly that it's terrible when children are taken badly. Mavis says it's just as bad for the parents. "Or grandparents," agrees Vera taking an opportunity to snatch a bit of sympathy for herself and completely forgetting about Sarah- Louise starts talking about her loss of Tommy.
The sales pitch is over and now is the time for decisions. Mr Smooth is reeling in his catch. He tells Derek and Norris that for level one they will have to pay a registration fee and buy a demo unit and six other units. When they have recruited eight (!!) more people they will progress to level two. Derek says he feels he is a bit long in the tooth to start at the bottom. Laurence tells him he could come in at level two but it will need a larger initial investment. "How much are we talking about?" asks Derek. "Now that's what I like, decisive," smarms Laurence. "A mind like a steel trap!" Norris says admiringly. Derek gets out his cheque book. "How does £2000 sound?" asks Derek. "Like a man who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to get it!" replies Mr Smooth with a trace of triumph in his smile. He turns to the fish on his other line. "And how about you Norris?" Norris will enter at level one. Laurence can hardly contain his smile of triumph. Painless! He didn't even need to use the gaffe. Both fish jumped into his landing net on their own volition!
At the Emergency entrance Martin is waiting for the ambulance. He has a quiet word with the paramedic who looks grave and shakes his head. Gail wants to know was he said but Martin tells her everything will be OK. The paramedics take Sarah-Louise into the E.R.
Rita is in the pub. She has been telling Bet about Sarah-Louise and no doubt having a G&T to calm her nerves. She tells Bet that she will call in at Sally's and see if there is any news. Reg appears and Bet tells him that his timing is good as his mother-in-law just left. Reg enquires after the old bat and is informed that she is in fine fettle. "I never knew Maude could be so saucy," Bet confides. Reg is puzzled. "Are you sure that's the right word for her?" Bet fills him in on Maude's sexy speculations about Emily and Bernard. Curly comes up to Jack and informs him he will give Vera a job at Bettabuys. He makes it clear to Jack the job is for Vera's sake and not because of Jack's threats of blackmail. Curly tells Jack not to pull a stunt like that again. Not ever.
Rita arrives at the Webster's but they have nothing to report. Rita notices that Sally looks very tired and offers to look after David and Rosie. Sally protests mildly but Rita is adamant and takes the kids with promises of Dolly Mixtures for all.
Audrey arrives at the hospital to comfort Gail. There is no news yet but Martin is off trying to find something out. Gail starts to blame herself for leaving Sarah-Louise but Audrey tells her not to. Martin appears and tells them that S-L has a ruptured appendix and will be going down to the operating theatre as soon as possible. Gail is stunned by the news and Martin tries to reassure her. Audrey goes to try and contact Alf again. The Ward Sister has let Martin off for the rest of the day so he can be with Gail. All they can do is wait. Martin suggests they could get a breath of fresh air or a cup of tea but Gail declines but tells him he can go if he wants. Martin tells her he will stay. "Don't shut me out Gail. She's my daughter too."
Reg reports to Maureen what Bet told him in the Rovers. "In a public bar of all places! Broadcasting bawdy, sexy innuendoes about Emily Bishop! I mean is that rational?" Des, who is waiting to be served, observes that it's certainly imaginative. Reg dismisses his remark. "I'm talking to my wife. We have to face the possibility, Dearest, that Maude is losing her marbles." Maureen is incensed and accuses him of trying to make out Maude is gaga so that the house deal could be declared null and void. (Des stands by grinning as the couple argue) "Perish the thought," replies Reg. "But, she must have had a temporary lapse when she signed the contract. I mean, surely that would be to everybody's interest?" Maureen tells Reg it would not be in Maude's interest to be publicly branded as an idiot. "If that's the only way we can get that house back the blessed finance company can keep it!" Maureen thrust a loaf of bread at Reg and storms into the back room and slams the door.
Over at the Kabin, Mavis is less than thrilled when Rita appears with the tots in tow. "How come it's your responsibility all of a sudden?" asks Mavis in a piqued tone. Rita explains that Sally was worn out and she volunteered. Mavis remarks that in her opinion a sweetie shop is the last place to have small children running loose. Rita tells her that the children will be upstairs with her. She tells them that they are going to make the biggest, most frightening Plasticine monsters in the whole world. "I make the best. Ask Aunty Mavis. She models for them." Mavis whines that she has to cope on her own and Rita tells her she does unless she wants her to leave David alone on his doorstep until his mother returns from hospital.
Back at the hospital Audrey returns to the waiting area having finally contacted Alf. Gail suddenly remembers nobody has told Ivy so Martin volunteers to ring Bettabuys. Gail asks him to play it down as she can do without Ivy weeping and wailing. Audrey and Martin try to reassure Gail that everything will be OK. Martin gets up to make the call but Gail asks him to stay and Audrey in a rare unselfish moment says she'll go and call Ivy. Gail wants the truth from Martin. Will Sarah-Lou be OK? She doesn't want to hear hospital jargon. "You've seen this before. Could she die?" Martin is on the spot. He admits that things can go wrong. Gail is distraught. "But mostly they don't." "Mostly?" Gail echoes as the credits roll.
Libby Seekings
Laurence Cooper MATTHEW MARSH Brian Curry TERRY
GILLIGAN
Written by ADELE ROSE Directed by CHARLES LAUDER
Wednesday (3673, Friday 18 March 1994)
As the show opens we find ourselves at the hospital, Sarah Louise is asleep, Gail is by her bedside asleep. A child is crying, Gail wakes with a start and checks on Sarah. A nurse tends another child. At Sally's house, Martin has dropped off David. Sally inquires about Sarah Louise? Martin says she has had antibiotics and now they wait. Sally offers to make Gail something to eat? Kevin tells her that Gail can always have something from the canteen. Sally is concerned that Gail won't want to leave Sarah's bedside. Martin tells her not to worry about it. Martin gets ready to leave and heads out.
At the Corner Shop, Percy is buying a package of biscuits. He wonders if Maude likes Macaroons? Maureen is about to answer, when Reg intervenes, he asks Percy what his game is? Is Percy a customer or trying to make Maureen feel guilty for leaving Maude alone? Percy says that Maude is alone in that house and that is a fact. Maureen is very upset at the thought of her mother alone. Percy becomes irate tells Reg that he will go somewhere else to shop, where he won't be asked a lot of questions about his purchases. (Curly arrives.). Percy walks out. Vera catches Curly at the corner shop and tells him she will be covering for Ivy today (even though she isn't supposed to start until Monday at Bettabuy's). She tells him that Ivy will be with Sarah Louse all day so Vera will take her shift at work. Reg overhears their conversation and can't believe that Curly was conned into giving Vera Duckworth a job.
At the Kabin, Rita and Mavis are talking (well more to the point, Mavis is talking and Rita is listening). Mavis is concerned about Derek and Norris. Mavis is happy that Norris has been good for Derek's ego (since Norris looks up to him.) Mavis really thinks it is time for Norris to go.
At the Hospital, Ivy is chastising the hospital as to why the doctor has not been by to see Sarah Louise yet? Martin says that they do their best. Ivy wonders how the doctor can know anything about Sarah when he hasn't come by to see her? The Matron comes along and checks on Sarah Louise and then says that the policy is two by a bed side (and Martin should know that') Martin leaves reluctantly. Martin goes into the Matron's office and asks about taking the next day off to be with Sarah Louise? The Matron says no as they are short staffed besides Sarah Louise's mother is here and his other children are in care, so no need to have the day off. Martin is livid and wants a doctor to see Sarah Louise. The Matron says if she thought Sarah was in any danger, she would have a doctor come immediately. Martin says that a doctor has not come to see her (Sarah), so how would she (the Matron) know? The Matron insists she is doing her best and Martin should know about hospitals and how hard things are these days. Martin demands a doctor come now and wants the Matron to see to it. Martin accuses her of being more interested in pushing papers than seeing patients! Martin walks out. Ivy comes and finds Martin, to tell him that Sarah Louise is awake. Martin is thrilled and goes to see Sarah. He tells her he is glad to see her awake and that he has really put his foot in it this time.
At Derek and Mavis's house, Norris is concerned about the money Derek has invested in Envriosphere? Derek says the money is safe and not to worry, they have made the right decision. Derek tells him they are on their way to a bright future, extolling the virtues of Envriosphere in this polluted age.
At the Café, Percy and Maude are visiting. Maude admits the army was good for Percy, turned him into a gentleman with honor and values. She wishes Reg would have had some of that same discipline instead, Maureen married a "wet noodle. Percy says that Maureen did marry Reg and Maude will have to accept that fact. Maude says it has been difficult. Percy says he understands that but Maureen is family and they will have to work something out. Maude wonders how? Percy says they need to make a battle plan.
At the hospital waiting room, Gail calls Alma and tells her that Sarah is awake and will be ok. Alma is pleased. After Gail hangs up, she is about to go back inside to sit with Sarah; Audrey asks her what's going on? Gail says that the Matron will be along any time now and Gail wants to be there when she comes. Gail heads back inside. Audrey asks Alf to go and get Ivy to leave so she can have some time with Sarah too. Alf says that the Matron is on rounds and will be by any time now. Audrey insists she has as much right to be with Sarah now as Ivy does (maybe more so.) Alf rolls his eyes and goes back to reading his paper.
A little later, Martin talks to the Matron and apologizes for his earlier behaviour. The Matron says that if he had made general comments she could have understood it, given the circumstances, but his remarks were personal. She walks off to check on Sarah Louise. The Matron tells Gail that Sarah Louise is doing just fine. Gail thanks her and the Matron leaves. Ivy comments that the Matron didn't say anything about their being three people around Sarah's bed. Ivy asks if he has had a word with her? Martin says he has had a word.
Outside the Corner Shop, Percy talks to Maureen. Maureen asks about her mother? Percy says he would like to discuss that very thing, Emily and the Vicar pull up in Emily's car. Percy notices them as they head inside. Once inside Emily's house, the Vicar comments on how the weekend was perfect, everything about his time with her is perfect. He tells her that there has been something he was desperate to ask, when they hear a noise from the other room. The Vicar slowly opens the door to find Maude sitting alone in the living room. She is surprised to see them and thought it was Maureen and Percy. Emily closes the door and asks the Vicar what it was he wanted to say? The Vicar is about to answer, when Percy comes in, he hopes they had a nice holiday and goes into see Maude in the living room. Percy tells them to come in and tell them all about their trip.
Later, at the Kabin, Derek comes into purchase a paper; Derek says that Norris has been a big help to him. Rita says that the longer he stays, the harder it will be to ask him to go. Derek wonders why they would do that? Mavis says he can't stay forever. Rita says that it must make things difficult financially unless they are charging rent? Mavis says he is not there as a lodger. Rita excuses herself and Mavis is upset that they are now being equated with the Duckworth's short of money and needing lodgers. Mavis insists that Norris go but Derek won't hear of it, he says that things are not as they appear and leaves.
At the Rovers, Maureen tells Reg, that the three of them need to sit down and talk. Reg wonders if she means him, Percy and her? Maureen says no of course not, her and her mother and Reg. Maureen says that Percy is trying to help. Reg says he would love to talk to Maude if he could just bring himself to forgive her.
Meanwhile Jack and Curly are talking, Jack teases Curly about doing favours. Curly says he has done a favour and hopes it works out. Jack isn't sure what favour he is talking about? Jack says he was referring to Tricia and Jack babysitting and look where it got him. Curly says he was talking about Vera, hiring her again and can't believe he actually did it, since she does such a good job of doing nothing. Curly walks away and Jack comments that Vera did say she had a good day.
Mavis arrives home to Norris putting his coat on. Mavis asks if he is going out? He says he has worked up quite a thirst moving boxes and helping Derek. Norris heads out, Mavis enters the living room to see Derek surrounded by boxes. Mavis wonders what's going on? Derek says the future, Envriosphere, a distribution network. Mavis is thrilled he has a job. Mavis wonders when he applied? Derek says he didn't "as such. Mavis wonders about the salary, but tells him not to worry, everyone has to start at the bottom. Derek says there is no salary "as such. Mavis wonders what he means by "as such?
Back at the Rovers Don, Audrey and Alf are talking. Audrey wonders how long Ivy was with Sarah? Don says this 5 this morning. Audrey says she knows since she could not be with Sarah as well. Alf says it doesn't matter, just so long as Sarah was not alone. Don doesn't want to argue and says goodnight. As he leaves, he runs into Denise. Denise asks about Sarah? Don says she is doing much better. Denise says she is glad to hear it and heads for the bar, Don leaves.
Tricia and Curly wonder what to do that evening? Curly suggests coming over to his house. Tricia says she thought he had a roommate? Curly says he does but he can always ask Andy to go out. Tricia wonders if Andy is the cute one from the store? Curly says he is. Curly suggests going out for dinner instead.
At the bar, Raquel is serving Denise a drink, and relating a story from when she was a girl, Raquel says that her doctor's name was "Evans, rhymes with Heaven. Denise fails to see the humour but Raquel thinks it is hilarious as she walks off. Norris approaches Denise saying "Envriosphere know anything about it? Denise says no, Norris tells her this is her chance to find out.
At Derek's, he tries to explain to Mavis that in 6 months the cheques will be rolling in. He tells her the more people he recruits the more money he makes. Mavis wonders what happens if these people don't sell anything? Derek says they will so it doesn't matter, he would not have bought all the products otherwise. Mavis "you bought them? "How much? Derek "In six months. Mavis "How much? Derek "£2000" Mavis (as she sinks down on the couch in despair) "£2000"
Diane Johnston
Roland Macleod as BERNARD MORTON Nimmy March
as SISTER RADFORD Tracy Brabin as TRICIA ARMSTRONG
Written by TOM ELLIOTT Directed by CHARLES LAUDER
Thursday (3674, Monday 21 March 1994)
Day dawns on the Envirosphere Warehouse, no wait, it's the Wilton's living room. Derek is rapt with his new business venture. He's positive success will be his and waxes lyrical about yacht ownership, a mere year away he reckons. Mavis is skeptical and asks again how Derek is supposed to get rid of all the Envirocrap if he's not going to be out selling. Derek, rather condescendingly, explains to Mavis the wonder that is pyramid selling. Mave is still not convinced but if it works well enough to rid them of Norris, she's willing to try it.
A little later Derek and Norris discuss sales tactics. Derek eagerly shares all his sales expertise with his little protégée Norris. It is obvious that Derek expects that he will have the more successful day of the two and reminds Norris that it will not do for them to become jealous of each other.
Over at the Kabin it would appear that Mavis has changed her tune regarding Envirosphere. Seems she's rather turned on by Derek's newfound enthusiasm and his thrusting urge to sell. Rita meanwhile has horrors at the thought of a thrusting Derek.
Gail is visiting Sarah-Lou in the hospital and receives an ear bashing from Sister Radford because she has committed the ultimate hospital sin - she's sitting on the edge of Sarah's bed!!
Outside the Wilton's, Norris and Derek are prepared to thrust out into the day! Norris is concerned that he may have an edge over Derek because he has a car and Derek is on foot. Derek is unconcerned and Norris putts off in the Norrismobile. While Derek heads off to his first 'target' - Rita!
Reg asks Maureen if she thinks they should sell the flat above the shop. He sees it as nothing but a hassle and could do without dealing with the constant demands of tenants (Ken had earlier asked him to fix a dripping tap). Maureen doesn't think the flat is a problem but agrees they can look into selling it.
Nurse Ratchet, sorry, Sister Radford hauls Martin into her office to discuss their 'issues'. Martin reckons they have a personality conflict but the Sister thinks they are really in the same boat, i.e. overworked, understaffed and stressed out. She says her concerns are the same as Martin 's patient care over paperwork but the paperwork does have to get done and it's her job to do it. They agree to a truce.
Back in the Kabin, Emily has returned from her holiday with Bernard. Mavis questions her in a thinly veiled attempt to find out if Emily and Bernard were doing the horizontal mambo on their holiday. "Where did you stay, a guest house or a hotel?" asks Mave. "A guest house," replies Emily. "Oh, was your room nice? Was Bernard's room nice?" If Emily notices the line of questioning, she doesn't let on and leaves. Rita tells Mavis to be subtler next time. Mavis feigns innocence but Rita tells her only she would put Emily in the same breath as a bed and a vicar.
Meanwhile, Derek emerges from the back room, actually he's been up in Rita's flat installing a water filter and a humidifier, on a trial basis. Mavis is horrified that Derek is flogging his Envirocrap to the neighbours. Derek indignantly informs her he wasn't and that Rita was genuinely interested. Rita assures Mavis she was. Derek thanks Mavis for her 'support' and tells her with wives like her he doesn't need enemies. He leaves.
Excitement over at the Rover's because Raquel has got a booking for some catalogue work - lip gloss and tights! It requires an overnight in Birmingham though and she asks Betty to cover for her Wednesday night. Well basically, she tells Betty to do it as she reckons Betty has nowt else better to do. Much snorting and huffing from Betty. Tanya, for reasons unknown, offers to do Wednesday night for Raquel. Raquel wonders what's the catch? 'Anything to help a supermodel,' says Tanya.
Reg offers the flat to Ken who reckons it's a rather extreme measure to take just to get out of fixing the tap! Reg tells Ken it's a goldmine and he could probably sell it in a few years time for a tidy profit. "Just think," he says "you'll be able to say I screwed that Reg Holdsworth rotten." "That is not an entirely unpleasant thought," says Ken, but for now, he'd prefer if Reg just fixed the tap.
Mavis comes home and tells Derek again that she doesn't want him trying to sell to their friends and neighbours. Just then, Norris arrives and Derek is bursting to gloat to him about fitting the water filter and humidifier, on a trial basis. Norris confirms his day wasn't a total waste either with 3 definite sales, 4 items on a week's trial and lots of serious interest. Chew on that Derek!
Back in the pub, Vera tries to wangle Des into taking her out that evening. He is saved by the arrival of his boss, Alex Christie. Des makes the introductions and orders drinks. "What are you doing here?" Tanya hisses to Alex. Alex tells her if she won't answer the phone he's no other way to talk to her and she's to meet him at the flat when she's finished work.
At the flat, Tanya and Alex bicker over their relationship. Alex tells Tanya he's sorry he couldn't take her to Amsterdam but he can't make it up to her if she won't speak to him. She tells him she's tired of being his bit on the side and that she knows he's never going to leave Val. (Nope, they never do!). He says he loves her and he just needs time, blah, blah, blah. Tanya spits out that she is a 'kept woman'. "It's not like that, you know it's not," replies Alex.
End Credits - Ho Hum.
That's all, see you next Thursday!
Tammy Mitchell
Sister Radford: NIMMY MARCH Mrs. Baker: JANE
HOLLOWOOD (Mum of girl in bed next to Sarah Lou's) Alex Christie:
GAVIN RICHARDS
Written By: STEPHEN MALLATRATT Directed By: BRIAN MILLS
Friday (3675, Wednesday 23 March 1994)
Early morning, and Maureen is in her dressing gown, pouring coffee for herself and Reg. When he comes into the kitchen, she announces that she's going to see her mother.
Over the road, 'Dirk' and Norris exuberantly review their sales tactics before hitting the streets, much to Mavis' amusement. As the pair agree that they're just going to "get out there and DO IT!" Mavis informs Derek that she's off to work. Derek walks her to the door while Mavis whispers that she'd like to know when Norris is going to leave, as in move out -- he's been living there for twelve days now. Derek tells her that Norris is key to his success; they have "deals to close." Mavis glowers at Derek and dryly informs him that there's only one thing he needs to think about closing -- and he knows what it is!
Having crossed the street, Mavis rushes into the Kabin and apologizes to Rita for being late. Rita isn't bothered though -- in fact, she and Emily have been discussing Rita's new air filter, and now Emily is thinking of buying one herself. As Emily leaves, Mavis whines that she wishes Rita wouldn't advertise for Derek. Rita is amazed by this bit of news, since she thought that Mavis would be pleased for any sort of business that could be put Derek's way, but Mavis sees the whole thing as being terribily humiliating. She goes on to describe the pep rally she just observed in her own home, and tells Rita that as far as she's concerned, the pair sound like some sort of cult members with all their mumbo-jumbo. The conversation is interrupted by Sally, who's come in to let Rita know that Sarah-Louise will be coming home from hospital that day. When she asks if either of the ladies know anything about all the strange sales leaflets that are coming through the letter box, Mavis excuses herself and rushes into the back to make tea.
At the hospital, Gail and Martin fuss over Sarah-Louise, who as it turns out, is not excited about going home. When Mrs. Baker (Mandy's mom), asks about this, Sarah-Louise confides that she wanted to watch more videos, something she can't do at home. Gail asks where Mandy is, and Mrs. Baker replies that she's gone for a few tests. "Just routine," she assures Gail as the Platts head for home.
Back on Coronation Street, Raquel is talking excitedly about the modelling job she has lined up for that evening. Jack wants to know if she'll be wearing a skimpy bathing suit, but Raquel only laughs and reminds him that she isn't that sort of model -- she only does "extremities." Raquel claims that seeing a young, attractive woman entices people to buy more of the product being advertised, but Jack claims that he'd buy almost anything from Diana Rigg of "The Avengers," who's hardly a spring chicken anymore. Betty interrupts his reverie and tells him to get down the stairs and change a barrel.
There's a noisy crowd of well-wishers at the Platts', as Alf, Audrey, and Ivy crowd around Sarah-Louise to welcome her home. Gail surveys the happy scene in the living room and confides to Martin that she feels very lucky to be bringing her daughter home, especially when she thinks of how awful the outcome might have been. Martin urges her to put those sorts of thoughts out of her mind, and she agrees, and decides to go and put on the kettle. Ivy interrupts and tells her she'll do no such thing -- she'll take care of the tea-making while Gail relaxes and gets her feet up.
Out on the street, Reg is doing his best to dissuade Maureen from visiting her mother, but is interrupted by Ken, who's more than angry about the fact that his hot water tap is on the fritz. Reg tries to put him off so that he can take care of the more urgent business of keeping Maureen from Maude, but Ken informs him that if the problem isn't fixed promptly, he'll refuse to pay his rent. Meanwhile, Maureen has given Reg the slip, and is on her way to Maude's house.
In Maude's kitchen, Maureen tells her how worried she was -- she rang at 7:00 that morning and had no reply. Maude scoffs that she was in bed. Maureen reminds her that she used to be up well before that, but Maude informs her that that was because Maureen was an early-riser; now that she has the house to herself, she does what she wants, including having a lie-in whenever she pleases. There is one little thing Maureen could do for her, though. She wants locks installed on all the downstairs windows -- the young policeman suggested that she have that done after the break-in the other day. "BREAK-IN!" Maureen shrieks, horrified that this is the first she's heard of it. Maude insists that it was nothing, just a pair of kids looking for something to steal, but Maureen feels that this is proof positive that she's going to have move back in with her mother. Maude informs her that she's quite capable of looking after herself, although she would be happy for another transistor radio -- she misses her morning programs.
At the Rovers Return, Tanya is being very obvious that she's available that night, while Raquel is busy at her photo shoot, but Des pretends to be disinterested, claiming that he'll just settle in with a nice hot cup of cocoa in front of the telly. Nearby, Norris is apparently rehearsing his sales pitch to no one when Mavis comes in and asks if he's been to No3 Coronation Street (Emily's house). When Norris replies that he hasn't, Mavis rushes off without explaining her question. Raquel comes out from the back of the pub, ready to leave for her modelling gig. As Des leaves with her, he quickly reiterates to Tanya that the cocoa, at home, alone, sounds very appealing.
A rather agitated Bernard arrives at Emily's house, and after being invited inside, he immediately launches into a speech, informing Emily that he doesn't want to "beat around the bush." He's been doing a lot of thinking, and the lovely time that they shared at the lake district gave him an opportunity to sort ouf his feelings. Now he feels that he's in a "dilemma," or a "quandary," and then becomes side-tracked, pondering that the two words mean the same thing, don't they? As an anxious-looking Emily urges him to finish whatever it was he wanted to tell her, there's a knock on the door. Both Bernard and Emily look the picture of frustration when Norris Cole barges in, carrying his Envirosphere air filter.
At the Corner Shop, Maureen is giving Reg all the gory details of Maude's break-in, and is insisting that she can't leave her mother to live alone in the house. Reg, of course, is of the opinion that Maude has made the entire episode up, and Maureen grimly notes that that's exactly what Maude thought Reg would say about the burglery. Maureen flatly tells Reg that she wants them to move back in with her mother, but Reg will only respond that he's going to pretend that he didn't hear that. As far as he's concerned, they're staying put.
Back at Emily's home, she's trying desperately to get Norris to come back at a more convenient time, but to no avail. Norris has begun the pitch, and has set the air filter up on her dining table. When he plugs the unit in, he finds it won't work, and immediately asserts that there must be a problem with Emily's electrical outlet. When he suggests that he'll try it in the kitchen, Emily more than encourages him to do that. As Norris leaves the room, Emily turns back to Bernard with profuse apologies for the interruption. Bernard begins again to tell Emily that he's come to a momentous decision concerning their relationship, giving all of us, and perhaps Emily too, to believe that he's about to pop the question. Unfortunately, Norris charges out of the kitchen (just as Bernard is about to get to the crux of the matter), and explains that he can't get the filter to work there either. He'll have to come back with another unit, much to Emily's and Bernard's relief. An exasperated Emily shows him the door.
Finally alone, Bernard begins again on the conundrum he's found himself in lately. He's given things a lot of thought and he's decided.... "to draw a line under the friendship." While Emily looks on in stunned disbelief, Bernard explains that he's no longer in control of his feelings when it comes to his friendship with her, and that it is now clear that one or both of them will not be able to come up to the expectations of the other. He realizes that if they continue seeing each other, it will only lead to unhappiness, so he feels that he has no choice but to say goodbye. With that, he abruptly departs, leaving Emily with an expression of total shock.
Tanya is preparing to go back to the Rovers for the evening shift when there's a knock on her door. It's Alex, complete with a bottle of champagne, but Tanya informs him that she's due back at the pub in ten minutes. Alex does his best to convince her that she can be half an hour late for him, but Tanya won't change her plans, and reminds him that she needs the job. When he suggests that he could come back later, Tanya says she isn't interested unless he can stay the night. Of course, he can't do that, so Tanya glibly recommends that he exchange her for a door mat, because that's the way he treats her. After some snogging and Alex' professing his love for her, he realizes that his visit was a waste of time. He tells her she's a "minx" to which Tanya responds that that's why he likes her. When he finally leaves, Tanya smiles to herself.
At the Holdsworth's flat, Reg is trying to make Maureen see that whenever they have a row, it's always over her mother. What Reg would really like is an evening in with his wife, without mentioning *her* -- a romantic night in front of the telly with a bottle of wine. Maureen agrees as she stretches out on the sofa and beckons Reg to join her, but the moment is ruined with the strident ringing of the intercom bell. It's Ken, and Reg assures him that there was a plumber around to his flat, and that Reg personally oversaw his efforts to make sure that the tap is now working perfectly. Ken informs him that *that* tap is fine, thank you very much, but they fixed the wrong one -- "you idiot."
Tanya feigns surprise when Des appears at the bar and orders himself a pint. She asks if he gave up on the cocoa, but as it turns out, Raquel called to tell him that she was going out after the modelling shoot to have pizza with the girls. Nearby, Norris and Derek discuss their day. Derek didn't make any sales, and while Norris didn't either, he has a few leads and also talked to two people who might be interested in coming into the business as salesmen.
Back at the bar, Tanya and Des continue their cat and mouse game, exchanging light-hearted banter over Des' evening without Raquel. Tanya suggests to Des that he likes to play with fire, and that he really didn't come into the pub for a drink. Instead, he's looking for excitement without guilt. Des doesn't agree; he is having a pint after all, but Tanya seductively whispers that he's a gambling man, and enjoys the thrill of putting that extra bullet into the gun before spinning the chamber. If, for example, he were to take her out for a meal after work -- well, that would be flying a little too close to the flames. Des responds that he's not hungry, but eyeing her up as she moves around the bar, he suggests that he could bring a take-away to her place. "That would be nice," purrs Tanya, and when Des asks whether she'd like Indian or Chinese, she tells him that he's "in the driving seat now. You choose."
Reg returns from his discussions with Ken, and still in an amorous mood, he tells Maureen how much he loves her. Her response is that she wants extra locks installed on her mother's doors, in addition to the window latches.
It's after hours now, the pub is closed, and Des arrives at Tanya's flat with a take-away bag. She opens it, discovers that it's Chinese food, and wonders why there isn't enough for two. Des reminds her that he wasn't hungry. She asks him to get her a beer from the refrigerator, but when Des opens the door, he discovers that there is no beer, although there is a bottle of champagne. Tanya laughs and insincerely tells him that she "forgot" about the champagne -- will he open it for her? Des responds that he thinks their little game has gone far enough, so Tanya volunteers to drink the champagne by herself. Des relents, decides he could "have a quick one" (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), and pours himself a glass. Tanya spears a chicken ball with her fork and begins to feed Des, who doesn't seem to mind, even though he isn't hungry. He pretends to be uncomfortable with the situation, and tells her that he'll just finish his glass of champagne and go. "Of course you will," she assures him in a husky voice. They stare at each other for a few moments until Des puts his glass down, takes the glass from Tanya's hand, and kisses her gently. "Are you sure about this?" Tanya whispers. "No," replies Des. "You'd better go home then" Tanya replies as she nibbles on his upper lip. "What if I want to get my wings burned?" Des wonders. "Then step into the flame" said the candle to the moth, as they settle in for a long and passionate kiss.
Heather Morlan
Norris Cole: MALCOLM HEBDEN Mrs. Baker: JANE
HOLLOWOOD Alex Christie: GAVIN RICHARDS
Written by: MARTIN ALLEN Directed by: BRIAN MILLS
Monday (3676, Friday 25 March 1994)
It's early, just past dawn, Reg seems to have spent the night on the settee as he wakes and painfully stretches his neck.
Des is getting dressed and getting ready to leave Tanya's. She seems to be asleep but "wakes" when he opens the bedroom door. She had been pretending, listening to him move around in the dark. He apologizes for waking her. She's really defensive and tells him he's not the first one to sneak out of her bedroom in the dark. He tries to use work as the excuse so she spits, Give my love to your boss. Eh? She pretends it was a joke but we know of course it's for real. She tosses her hair and turns her back on him when he tries to talk to her so he leaves.
Derek and Norris are about to start their day and marking out Weatherfield into two territories. Derek is getting the half that includes Coronation Street. Norris looks a bit uncomfortable but he says nowt and they spout Envirosphere mottos, If you can't make a sale, make a friend! Forward Ho the wagons!
Alf and Audrey arrive at the Platts to take care of Sarah Lou, still recovering at home.
In the corner shop, Reg is still favouring his neck. Maureen is angry that he slept on the sofa at all. Oh I see, it was because Maureen "didn't want to" and kept on about her mother's safety while he was trying to get romantic. He was making a point and he complains bitterly that her mother is getting all the attention he should be getting as her for-better-for-worse husband love of her life. (Selfish Git) Her mother needs constant care and attention, she's an invalid and 72, Maureen argues, her duty very obviously winning over her marriage. He resents it and seems like he's going to make her choose, in a last ditch effort.
Alf drives Martin to work while Audrey gets settled in to spoil Sarah Lou with crayons, chocolates and magazines for herself!
Derek knocks on Emily's door. He launches into his sales spiel but Emily's not interested. In fact, she's down right indignant. First Norris yesterday and now this. Derek's face falls when he realizes Norris has preceded him. He gets the same from Liz and Sally as well! Derek's loaded for bear now!
Maureen's had a new lock fitted at her mother's house but Maud lays on the guilt with a shovel, telling Maureen that a stout lock didn't keep them out of Mrs. (whoever) cause they used a sledgehammer. Then she tells Maureen she's had trauma counseling from a victim support group and fires the winning shot, there have been three breakins in that neighbourhood in a month!
Audrey has dozed off while Sarah Lou plays. SL wakes granny up when there is a knock on the door. It's Ivy and she's so green when she sees Audrey's been asked to babysit and not her that she has to drag her out of join nose in separately. She decides she's going to stay on as well and help mind her granddaughter!
Derek meets Norris in the pub. Norris hasn't made any sales but has made a few friends, he says. Derek muses that he's made a few enemies, people that get very annoyed when two salesmen from the same company visit them in two days running. Oh that. Norris feigns ignorance at first but apologizes in the end. Derek decides they need to be more selective in their targets, how to find the more moneyed clients? A Quest! Over at the bar, Tanya is distracted, making incorrect change and snapping Jack's head off.
Martin arrives home, Gail's home by now too and chuckling over the battling grannies, who are both at the table playing with Sarah Lou. Martin looks a bit upset and Gail joins him on the couch. Martin admits that he's feeling low and tells Gail that the little girl in the hospital in the next bed to SL has died! What????? Gail gasps! The operation went ok, but she had an allergic reaction to the anaesthetic when she was back in the ward after, recovering. The ward was short staffed and didn't get to her until it was too late, Martin says. He knows they're short staffed and he knows these things happen but he's really frustrated with the system too.
Tanya is very cool to Des when he comes in. He tries to get her to talk, to clear the air. He realizes she might have slept with him to get at Raquel. She immediately figures he is trying to get her to keep it a secret from Raquel, who's due back from Birmingham later tonight. Tanya bitterly agrees to keep his secret and will talk to him later when there's a quiet moment. Des heads for a booth and Curly tries to join him but he's in no mood for company. Oh well, Curly says, Raquel will be back soon, that will cheer you up. (that's the whole problem! LOL)
Norris and Derek are in the darkened Kabin perusing Rita's paper account books with a flashlight. Mavis nervously hovers, she's let them in, silly cow. They are checking to see who subscribes to the more elite newspapers and magazines to suss out who might be potential clients. Mavis tries to hurry them along, scared they'll get caught.
Tanya joins Des. Des admits he didn't want to leave her this morning but there's no future to them as a couple, he can't do that to Raquel. Tanya doesn't need to hear that and she finally spills the beans about her comment this morning "Give your boss my love".. You see, she's his boss's bit on the side, she vindictively declares.
Emily is chatting to Rita about Bernard who's not been in touch in some time. She's worried and tells Rita that she enjoyed his company and thought they got rather close recently. Rita thinks there's probably a good explanation why he's not called. Liz comes in just then and tells Rita that she seems to have left a light on in the Kabin. Wait a minute! She's sure she turned them all off so she decides to take Jack along with her to check out the suspicious light. Raquel arrives in the pub looking for Des, gazing lovingly at him when she comes round the corner to the booth.
In the Kabin, Rita and Jack arrive but when she sees the dynamic trio she exclaims "What the flamin' 'ell!!!???" She lets Jack leave while Derek admits they were looking for leads.. "To sell them your flamin' soap!" She goes up one side of them and down the other, leaving very little of them left to slink out the door. She demands Mavis' key back, she obviously can't be trusted and threatens her with her job if it ever happens again!
Back in the pub, Raquel and Des hold hands and she tells him about the photo shoot. He's not really listening, he didn't sleep well last night, he admits. Without her, she assumes, giggling and leans in for a hug. He returns the hug but posts a searing gaze, locking eyes with Tanya across the room, over Raquel's shoulder.
Maureen has decided to go home to her mother, leaving Reg in the flat. She gives him the option of coming with her but he refuses. She's torn between her love for him and her duty to her mother, who is, yes, a proper pain but she's an invalid and she's 72 and she IS her mother! She can't turn her back on her mother so Reg turns his back on her, vowing the marriage is over if she leaves. She does. In tears.
Diane Johnston
Written by MARK WADLOW Directed by BRIAN MILLS
Tuesday (3677, Monday 28 March 1994)
Romance for the older element today. Derek makes a sale and there is a wonderful scene between Percy and Reg which is pure vintage Corrie humour at it's best.
Breakfast time at Emily's and she is reading a letter and very much lost in thought. Percy tries to prise some information out of her but Emily will not be drawn. She acknowledges Percy's guess that the letter is from the 'Holy Roller' as Percy calls him. And noticing the shortness of the letter, Percy remarks that it doesn't look as if Bernard has much to say for himself. Emily sighs and looks worried as she puts the letter away and tells Percy that the amount one has to say is not necessarily measured by the yard.
At the Platt's Sarah-Louise is busy colouring as Martin says goodbye. She cries to him to wait and runs up with a get well card she has made for the little girl who was in the next bed to her at the hospital. Sarah-Louise is unaware that the child died from the complications of an allergic reaction to the anesthetic. Martin tells Sarah-Lou that he will try. Gail comes downstairs and when S-L goes in to the kitchen Martin asks Gail how will she tell Sarah-Lou about the death. "Well I won't," replies Gail. "What good will it do?" She tells Martin she will write to the child's mother. A crash from the kitchen sends them both running to see what has happened. Sarah-Louise has dropped a jug of milk but Gail is too relieved to scold her and just gives her a hug. "It's only a jug."
Norris and Derek are sitting over the breakfast cups with maps and papers spread out over the table. Derek bemoans the fact that Norris has a car and he does not. "It's indispensable really," says Norris. Derek half agrees but goes on to tell Norris that he once had a revelation about selling. "Not on the road to Damascus exactly . ." "I didn't know you'd worked abroad," says Norris poring over his maps. "Well no it was when I was travelling in paper products and writing requisites." Derek observes that not many people can say their job is a contradiction in terms but the 'stationery traveller' certainly can! Mavis bustles in and wants to know why they are still there. Derek tells her they are planning their day. "You can't go charging out without a plan, just ask Napoleon!" Mavis was hoping for a peaceful (Norris-free) breakfast after a trying early morning with Rita making sarcastic remarks about Envirosphere over the papers. Norris however, goes back to Derek's sales revelation and wants to know more. Derek relates how one day, while stuck in a traffic jam on the M6, he calculated the man hours wasted by all the salesmen he estimated to be in the traffic jam and came up with the resultant wasted time as being equivalent to one man's entire working year. "You've a very original way of looking at things, Derek," says Norris as they leave Mavis to her breakfast.
In the corner shop an increasingly impatient Tanya waits by the counter while Reg is spatting with Maureen on the phone. "No, I did not choose to be on my own. I chose you Maureen, you keep on choosing to be with your Mother!" Tanya suggests that if Reg is going to keep folk waiting all day then he should start selling papers. "At least folks would have something to read." Reg ignores her. "It is not a question of backing down! Eye to eye? A consulting optician couldn't see eye to eye with your mother!"
At the other end of the line Maureen puts the phone down, Reg obviously having put it down first. She folds her arms and says nothing. "The fact is he's a selfish man," Maude puts in her two pence worth. "They are selfish, men. They're just children all their lives," Maude decides to spend a bob or two and gives Maureen her full opinion on the male of the species. She declares they never grown up because they don't have to. "The consequences don't come home to them like they do to a woman." "What consequences?" "The consequences of Life," replies Maude darkly. "But I don't want to come between you. God forbid."
Back in the shop, Percy hold up a packet of biscuits and wants to know how many there are in the packet. Reg tells him to count them when he gets home. "I'd be interested to know," says Reg dismissively. Percy wants to know now, before he buys them. Reg tells him he's sorry but they are sold by weight, 400 grammes. Percy argues that when he brews a pot of tea he says to Mrs. Bishop that he fancies a couple of digestives. "I suppose you say you want a few grammes?" "How long have you been thinking this one up?" asks Reg testily. Bet intervenes as Percy is holding up proceedings. He tells her to go ahead and starts reminiscing about when biscuits were sold in boxes with glass lids. "Do you remember that?" Percy asks Bet. Bet denies any such memories along with horse-draw buses, ration books and black and white TV. "I'm ever so young," she tells him. Percy persists in his rant and recalls that you could pick a few biscuits and then have them weighed accordingly. (I guess they don't have Bulk Barn in Weatherfield) Reg tells him that he's harking back to the Stone Age. "Yes when the customer was king!" says Percy. "And the poor sod of a grocer was left with a tin full of broken biscuits!" Reg is getting irritated. Bet ducks out of the argument having paid for her goods and leaves in a hurry. "And what's wrong with broken biscuits?!" demands Percy. "Reg is super polite. "Nothing. Nothing at all. You want broken biscuits? You can have broken biscuits." Reg picks up the packet and slams it on the counter a few times and then thumps the packet with his fist. "There you are. Broken biscuits. That'll be 59p please." Percy is gobsmacked. "You're upset about something. I can tell."
In the café Audrey and Alma are talking about babies. Audrey is glad those days are over for her. She says she'll coo over a little baby with the best of them but she's always glad to hand it back to it's mother. Alma says she feels the same, once she thought differently but not now. "Mind you, I married a big baby," says Audrey, "Just to make up for it!" "And here's another one," says Alma under her breath as Derek appears in the doorway. Derek has come to inform the ladies about his environmental wares. He holds up a piece of rubber for their inspection. Audrey remarks it looks like a skimpy door-mat. "Or is it something else if you turn it round? Is it a joke?" Alma digs her in the ribs. "Is disease a joke? demands Derek huffily. Apparently this is an environmental door mat with magnetic powers to attract bacteria and disease off people's feet. Needless to say this miracle of entirely new and mysterious proactive scientific principles was developed by the Americans for their space programme so they would not contaminate the Moon or any other celestial body they might set foot on. At this point Audrey says she has to be going to check on how Sarah- Louise is and she leaves Alma to handle Derek's sales patter on her own.
Percy is visiting Maude and Maureen. "I wouldn't speak out of turn but he was acting a bit peculiar this morning," says Percy. "He was almost in tears by the time I left that shop." Maureen looks worried and asks what Reg did that was peculiar. "Well he broke my biscuits for one." "What do mean? Broke your biscuits?" Percy gives a graphic demonstration. Maureen looks distraught. "I'd better go." Maude jumps in. "You'll do no such thing!" She tells Maureen if she goes running at the slightest squeak she'll always be running. Maureen ignores her Mother and leaves the room but can be seen pacing up and down the front hall while Percy and Maude discuss the short-comings of the younger generation. "If that man's mind were a table he'd have the one short leg to start with, in my opinion," says Maude. "It's the generation of course," says Percy, "they've had life too soft for them." Maude agrees. "You never spoke a truer word!"
Audrey arrives at Gail's in order to check on Sarah-Louise. Gail tells her Sarah-Lou is fine and upstairs asleep. Gail asks Audrey to go to the florists for her and send a wreath for the dead child. Audrey thinks this is a bit much as Gail hardly knew the girl but Gail insists.
Derek is perusing a new car brochure, much to Mavis' surprise. "But Derek we have no money." Derek assures her he is on his way. He sold the entire product line to Alma this morning. "Derek, you sold a door-mat and some bleach and your looking at new cars. It's one thing to be optimistic . . " Derek tells Mavis he is very optimistic that Alma is a prospect to buy into the business. "You mean she's going to lumbered with all this stuff? While you're swanning about in a new car?" Derek tells her he can't realize his potential without a car. Mavis reminds him that wasn't what he was saying to Norris that morning. He tells her he was psyching himself up which is what he has to do to cover a sales territory without a car. If she believed him, then he's still a salesman. "And with a car, a great salesman!"
Emily has called to see Bernard in his transition lodgings. He seems happy to see her and ushers her into a large common-room occupied by a sleeping vicar. Emily sits down and takes in the dismal surroundings. Bernard assures her it's quite good really and that he shouldn't complain. Emily wants to know how long he will be allowed to stay and Bernard says she seems to be taking a gloomy view of his prospects. Emily on the other hand thinks it is Bernard who is depressed by his future and tells him his letter seemed to indicate that he didn't expect to see her much in the future. Bernard tells her he had allowed for that possibility. "I know you're soft hearted and I didn't want to play the lost dog. Do you understand?"
Lunchtime in the Rovers and Derek is in full pursuit of another quarry. He is bending Des' ear on the Principles of Ionic Diffusion. "It's like Gravity, a natural force," explains Derek. "Never mind how it works. It works!" (It strikes me that Derek would have been a tireless campaign worker for the Natural Law Party should Doug Hennings have gone knocking on doors in Coronation St.) In this case, Ionic Diffusion will take all the impurities out of Des' water by a completely natural process. Des tells Derek that he tries not to drink the water. "Unless it's been purified by the Brewery." Derek laughs at Des' joke but presses on with his pitch. "You can say goodbye to scum with this device. The technology behind this was developed to go to the moon." Des points out there is no water on the moon. "Which puts me in mind of something. Excuse me." Des escapes to the Gents.
Across the bar, Tricia is telling Curly that she has sorted things with her ex. She tells him he now knows he shouldn't have done it. "Done what? Thumped Jack instead of me?" "No. He knows he shouldn't have thumped anyone." She tells Curly her ex now knows that the relationship is definitely over. He is far away and gone for good. Tricia tells him she can't stop but she offers to buy Curly a drink. Curly tells her he will buy her a drink. "Are you sure you want to drink with me?" Curly is. He goes over to the bar where Jack wants to know what's going on. "What are you doing? Are you daft?"
In the back room Bet is filing her nails while Vicky pumps her about her relationship with Charlie. Vicky wants to know if he's still around. Charlie is in Spain this week. Bet professes she doesn't know when he's coming back. "Bet you do," says Vicky, "There's definitely an extra coat of gloss on those nails." Bet keeps filing. "Do you know, you're the oldest person I know with a boyfriend." This remark does not go down well. "A minute ago I was going to say it's nice to have you back."
Des exits the Gents and bumps into Tanya. He tells her he can't take his eyes off her. "Funny that, isn't it?" Tanya tells him it will be even funnier if Alex throws him out of a job. "Ever thought about working at the Legion?" asks Des. "Ever thought about drinking at the Flying Horse?" hisses back Tanya. Des moves back to the bar where Derek is waiting to pounce again. "Derek, don't you ever give up?" sighs Des. Attention turns to the entrance of a tall dark figure with a arab head dress (gutrah) wound around his head. "Oh! Lawrence of Arabia!" shrieks Raquel recognizing Charlie Whelan. He greets Bet by putting the head dress around her shoulders and giving her a kiss. Bet tells Jack to get Charlie a pint and some of Betty's hot pot for the camel. "Thought it was Spain?" Charlie tells her that he swapped the gutrah with a driver from Morocco for a Man United shirt. "You know how it is. Anywhere in the world you say Bobby Charlton and it's all shake hands." (Not in my house. My family are City supporters from back in my grandad's time) Bet leads Charlie and his pint into the back room. Meanwhile Curly is saying farewell to Tricia and setting a date for Wednesday. She gives him a kiss as she leaves which Jack notices and he tells Curly if he's got a date and needs a baby- sitter to ask Des Barnes as he could do with a good hiding. Raquel hears this and want's to know why. Jack replies,"Oh, he's younger than me. he heals quicker!" "Do you hear that, Des? Jack's trying to get you beaten up." Des approaches the bar. He tells Raquel he probably deserves it. Raquel goes all coy and tells Des she knows what he deserves but he can't have it yet. As she totters off Tanya gives Des one of her stony looks.
The ancient vicar is still asleep in the common- room. (Maybe he's been promoted to glory) Emily and Bernard are still talking. He tells her he is awfully glad that they met. She laughs and says he sounds like someone in a Noel Coward play. This prompts Bernard to observe that English dramatic tradition seems to insist that all vicars are portrayed as ludicrous figures and he wonders why they are so laughable considering they are supposed to be good. Emily thinks it's because they are considered a hopeless cause. Bernard confesses that he harbours a hopeless cause. He beats around the bush until finally Emily realizes he is talking about their relationship. He tells her to not even try to let him down gently as he has allowed himself to assume too much. Emily smiles and says, "Bernard, why do you think I'm here?" "So do you think?"... "Oh Bernard, of course I do." (Awwwww)
Evening at Nightingale Avenue and Maureen is still pacing the floor and agonizing about Reg. "You don't know him. He's a man of iron when he wants to be." More pacing. "I'm going round there now." There is a knock at the door and Maureen goes to answer it followed by Maude who stays at the living room doorway listening. Reg has snapped first. He tells Maureen he loves her and he will put up with anything to be with her. "Because I love you. I have no choice. I'm your man Maureen to do with me as you will." "Man of iron!" says Maude under her breath. She swings round the doorway to confront Reg. He tells her he not looking for an argument but a welcome. "Because if this is where Maureen is. This is where I am." (Awwww)
Tanya enters her flat and realizes she is not alone. Alex is in the bedroom waiting for her. "I thought you were in Newcastle. Are you trying to catch me out or what?" "Is there anything to catch you out on?" Tanya tells him no but that's not the point, he should have rung her. Alex tells her he forgot the name of the pub. He's driven two hundred miles to see her. "I wonder what for?" says Tanya as they embrace. "Remind me," says Alex as they kiss somewhat noisily. Tanya asks Alex why he doesn't send someone else to Newcastle. She suggests he sends Des so that he doesn't get to know what his boss gets up to in the evenings. "That's his home patch isn't it?" Tanya smiles. "You're devious. Do you know that? Good idea though. I don't know why I didn't think of it. I shall tell him to pack his bags," says Alex.
Emily and Bernard walk up the darkened street. They have spent the day together. Shall I come in Bernard asks as they reach Emily's door. "Of course. But don't say anything to Mr. Sugden. I suppose he should be the first to know but let's wait until tomorrow." Emily gives Bernard a kiss before they both go in.
Libby Seekings
Written by JULIAN ROACH Directed by JULIAN FARINO
Wednesday (3678, Wednesday 30 March 1994)
Another day dawns on the street, and a disconsolate Reg sits in Maude's living room and wonders if he and Maureen are condemned to spending the rest of their married life "jammed in with your mother like so many rabbits in a hutch." Maureen tries to comfort him by hugging him and reminding him that her mother needs looking after. Reg reminds her of their wedding vows, especially the part about "love and cherish," and then apologizes for that when Maureen tells him how guilty he's making her feel. As the pair embrace, Maude rolls into the room shrieking "STOP THAT! I can't be doing with that in my living room!" She asks Maureen if "that animal" wants a boiled egg for his breakfast, but Reg leaves for the shop in disgust without eating. Maureen follows suit when her mother launches into a tirade about Reg's eating habits.
At Emily's, Percy invites her to get out all her shoes for a cleaning, but instead, Emily asks him to sit down so that they can talk. She gently breaks the news that she and Bernard have decided to marry, and while Percy is clearly taken aback, he realizes fairly quickly that the newlyweds won't want him "hanging about." He promises not to be awkward and to find himself suitable accommodations as soon as possible. With that, he abruptly leaves.
Over the road, Martin kisses Gail goodbye as he heads off to work. Gail confesses that she got up in the night to check on Sarah-Louise, and even had to make sure that the child was still breathing, although she realizes now that was silly. She can't imagine what Mandy's mother is going through, and reminds Martin that it could have been Sarah-Louise that died. "But it wasn't, was it?" Martin asks gently as he kisses her on the forehead. He stops just before going out and tells Gail that they do their best at the hospital. "I know you do," Gail quietly replies.
A few doors away, Derek is wittering on at Mavis over the breakfast table. He won't give up on the idea of buying a car, but Mavis continues to stand her ground. Derek sees the purchase as an "investment" but Mavis only reiterates that they can't afford to blow the balance of their savings on a new car. Derek is of the opinion that they "can't afford not to." "How can I maximize my earning potential if I don't have transport?" Derek whines, and Mavis sarcastically suggests that he get himself a bicycle or a wheelbarrow, which are also forms of transport. "Oh, that's wonderful," scoffs Derek. "You expect me to push my products around on a hand cart? You want your husband to be a barrow boy?" Mavis only wants him to lower his sights, and reminds him that their savings are hers as much as his. This remarks leads to more acrimony as Derek sulks that what she really means is that their savings are more hers than his. Out of patience with the discussion, Mavis announces that she's going to work.
Norris peeks around the corner after Mavis' departure, making sure the coast is clear, and wonders out loud if the Wiltons are hitting a few bumps on the road of matrimony. He feels that women have always been holding men back, and that if it were up to women, "we'd still be living in the trees"(!). Derek agrees, of course, citing "man the hunter, woman the..." "...ball and chain" finishes Norris, who compares selling without a car to hunting mammoths without a spear. "It takes guts."
Tanya is painting her nails in her flat when there's a knock at the door. It's Des, who wants to talk, but Tanya impatiently reminds him that their night together was a "one off," and she hopes that no one saw Des coming up to her flat. The last thing she wants is for rumours to get back to Alex. Des thinks Alex may already know something, since he's just had a message from him. He's been ordered to pack his bags and get himself down to Newcastle by the weekend. He'll be there for three weeks, maybe longer -- "no discussion, just do it." Tanya smiles and tells Des it was her idea; she felt it would make things easier for both of them if there was some distance between the two. She asks Des to leave and not come back.
Back at Emily's, Bernard is confessing to having a sleepless night, although he isn't complaining. He feels very lucky to have found Emily at his time of life. Percy comes into the room and announces that he's just "passing through" -- he'd been upstairs in his room and now he's going out and won't be back until much later. Emily insists that he doesn't have to hide in his room or stay away from his own home, but Percy reiterates that he'll find himself a new place to live as quickly as possible. The penny drops for Bernard, who hadn't realized that his plan to marry Emily would also affect Percy. Now he wonders if it's really necessary for Percy to be uprooted, hinting that perhaps he could continue to live with them as a lodger, but Emily is quite adamant that that won't be possible. Bernard offers to write a letter on Percy's behalf to the council, but Percy snaps that he isn't a charity case before taking his leave.
At Bettabuys, Tricia's ex-husband (Carl) collars Andy and demands to know if he's the store manager. Andy sheepishly insists that he isn't. He also notices that Curly is only a few yards away, talking to an employee, so Andy provides the additional information that Mr. Watts is in London. Carl insists that he'll be back, and is going to "have him -- so tell him, right?" As he departs, Curly approaches Andy and snidely asks him to get back to work after chatting with his pal. "Shut up!" whispers Andy, and while Curly goes off on a tangent about being spoken to in that manner, Andy tells him again to shut up -- his "pal" was actually Tricia's bloke who was looking to thump Curly. "He's bad news," observes Andy, "and he promises that he'll be back." A worried-looking Curly suddenly realizes that he's made plans to meet Tricia that night in the Rovers. Andy thinks that's suicidal and suggests that Curly just get it over with now and throw himself in front of a bus.
Percy arrives at Maude's, bearing a bouquet of daffodils, her favourite flower. She offers him a cup of tea and a slice of Dundee cake, and quotes a verse her mother used to recite to her as a child "..Daffodil Dilly is coming to town, bright yellow petticoat under her gown." She wistfully reminisces on her childhood, when she enjoyed walking for miles at a time. Percy concludes that she'll be missing that now, but Maude replies that "it's no good missing what you can't have."
Norris is going over figures on his calculator when Derek comes through the door, complaining loudly about walking at least ten miles that day -- "and not one sale." Norris reminds him that even the best salesmen have days like that, although he had quite a successful day himself. Derek is amazed at Norris' ability to sell, but Norris puts it all down to Derek and the confidence he's given him. Norris has also learned that there seems to be a lot of interest in Envirosphere and their products in the outer suburbs. "Outer suburbs," snorts Derek -- "might as well be outer space as far as I'm concerned." Norris points out that Derek is "hamstrung" without wheels, and Derek bangs on about the fact that Mavis can't seem to grasp that concept. Norris realizes that Mavis will never agree to Derek buying a new car, but what if he were to offer Derek his car at a "rock-bottom price?" Derek insists that he couldn't possibility take advantage of their friendship in that way, but Norris insists and they shake on it.
Back at Maude's, she complains about how noisy Reg is, and even compares him to a colony of penguins that she saw on a nature program. Percy tells her he'll soon be looking for new digs for himself, since Mrs. Bishop is planning to marry her "parson friend." Maude expresses amazement that Emily is remarrying at her age, but then again, she's often thought that people of their age are better suited to marriage than the young. "Not that anyone would be asking me, mind you," she chuckles. "Nay, nay," replies Percy, "you've got a lot to offer." "No, not now," counters Maude, but Percy insists she's quite wrong, telling her that "it would be the lucky chap who got you to say I do -- no flanneling now, I'm telling you straight." The moment ends abruptly when Maureen bursts through the door, announcing that it's only her. Percy says that he must be getting on while Maureen hopes that he's not leaving on her account. Before going, though, he tells Maude to "think on" about what he's just said, "...because it's right, is that." Seconds after the door closes behind Percy, Maude announces to Maureen that he has just proposed to her! (WHAT?) "WHAT?" asks a gobsmacked Maureen -- "he never!" Maude insists that he did -- "he just came out with it, bold as you please."
Mavis is barely through her front door when she is greeted by Derek's moaning about how terrible he feels -- his feet are throbbing, and he *MUST* have a car. "I'm going to have a car," he asserts, but Mavis only rolls her eyes and reminds him that they've been through all this already, and it's out of the question. He informs her that Norris has offered his car at a bargain price. "He's a true friend," he gushes, "and he's grateful because I've opened his eyes to opportunities." Mavis points out that if they buy Norris' car, he'd be without one, and Derek replies that Norris is planning to buy a new one. "He fancies a change -- a change of car, just as he's changed his life. Of course, he has nothing to hold him back," he pouts. Mavis angrily throws down the dishcloth she was using and stomps out of the room.
Des and Raquel have a quiet tete-a-tete at the bar while she wonders what he'll do in Newcastle during the evenings. Des reckons he'll think about her. "Awwwww," sighs Raquel, adding that she hopes he'll behave himself while he's away. Tanya struts past, remarking that Raquel doesn't know if he behaves himself here, but Raquel insists that she does know. "Isn't she bitter?" she whispers to Des, putting it down to Tanya never having a fellow who's been faithful.
Across the bar, Charlie buys Denise a drink and asks if she can give him a trim. Curly arrives and finds Tricia propping up the bar. She unhappily informs him that he's late for their date, and she had to buy herself a drink. He asks if she's seen Carl that day, but Tricia insists that he's miles away. "No, he's not miles away," reports Curly. "He's in Weatherfield, and he's looking for me. He came into the store this morning." He explains that he never actually talked to Carl, but that he did leave a message with one of the employees that he was going to "do over" Curly. Tricia comments that that's "typical" of Carl, and that she's told him that he can go on hitting people as much as he likes, but it's not the way to get her back. Curly looks alarmed.
Back at the Wiltons', Mavis is wondering how much longer she'll be expected to cook and clean for three people. Derek doesn't answer the question; instead he wibbles on about Norris being *his* guest and *his* friend -- "so please don't embarrass me in front of Norris." On cue, Norris enters and wonders why he heard his name being bandied about. Derek lies and claims that Mavis was worried about him giving up his car. Norris announces that he's just signed a deal on the new vehicle Derek wanted to buy. As the dealers are tired of reneged deals, Norris was able to get the car at a greatly reduced price. When Norris leaves to wash his hands, Mavis caustically points out to Derek that "Norris is the one getting all the orders, Norris is the one making all the money, and Norris is the one getting a new car." "Yes, agrees Derek glumly, but naturally he claims credit for all this, since Norris is his "star pupil, as it were." Mavis sarcastically suggests that perhaps Derek ought to take a few lessons from Norris!
We return to the Rovers, where Tricia is trying to make plans for her evening with Curly. She fancies going to a nightclub, but Curly reminds her that if Carl sees them together, Curly is in deep trouble. He nearly jumps out of his skin when Andy taps him on the shoulder, causing Liz to wonder why Curly is so jumpy. Andy tells her that the woman he's dating is married, and her husband is on the warpath. Meanwhile, Curly tells Tricia that he's feeling "a bit ropey," and would rather go out another time. He offers her five pounds to get a cab home, but an indignant Tricia informs him that "no one" stands her up, and she even threatens to tell Carl. "He'll have you for this," she promises.
Over at the bar, Percy asks Betty about an old folks home near her house. Betty wonders why he's interested, so Percy tells her in the strictest confidence that Emily is getting married. Betty thinks this is wonderful news, but Percy reminds her that it puts him out of his home. Betty reminds him that Phyllis Pearce would have him in a shot, but Percy insists that he's NOT interested in marrying again at his age (uh oh!).
Reg arrives home and he and Maureen hug at the front door. Maureen encourages her mother to tell Reg her news, but Maude will only respond that it's none of his business. When Maureen tells Reg that her mother had a visitor that day, and that it was Percy Sugden, Reg mutters that that isn't news, since Percy is in and out of his shop too, usually complaining about something. Maureen adds that Percy has asked her mother to marry him! It takes a few seconds for the news to sink in, but when it does, Reg suddenly realizes that this is wonderful -- for him and Maureen. He offers Maude his congratulations, wondering when the big day will be, adding that he hopes it will be soon. "I haven't said yes yet, you pillock," Maude snarls before wheeling herself out of the room. "Percy Sugden," sings Reg, "yes, of yes -- he'll make a wonderful keeper for her." He takes back all the awful things he's ever said about Percy in the past, now seeing him as their saviour. "He moves in and we move out -- BINGO!" laughs Reg, throwing his arms around Maureen and twirling her around the room. Their moment of celebration is abruptly ended when Maude wheels back into the room, advising Reg that she's still thinking on it, so "keep you nose out." Reg nods his head with an ear-to-ear grin, while he and Maureen exchange a conspiratorial smile...
Heather Morlan
Carl Armstrong: JIM MILLEA
Written by: JOHN STEVENSON; Directed by: JULIAN FARINO
Thursday (3679, Friday 1 April 1994)
Friday (3680, Monday 4 April 1994)
Derek and Mavis prepare for the party. Mavis isn't sure very many people will even bother to show up but Derek is playing the attentive, loving, supportive husband (oh, well then, something MUST be wrong!) and he assures her that she is very well liked. She's been known on the Street for years, practically an institution (and there will be free drinks!) of course people will come!
Bernard comes to visit Emily bright and early though declines an offer of breakfast (unseemly, perhaps?) He reveals that he's told his Bishop about his impending nuptials. Speechless, was his reaction, unusual for a Bishop. Bernard asks about Percy and is concerned for the old man being displaced so abruptly. Emily is not sympathetic, but Bernard, ever the vicar, wants to placate the old soldier. Emily doesn't think it will help but he'll suit himself.
Ken and Denise exchange pleasantries in passing in the shop, he entering, she exiting while Percy peruses products on the shelves. Reg is his usual obnoxious self, joking to Maureen about Percy keeping Maud in the manner to which she is accustomed. Ken winds up Reg by offering to buy the flat for 9,000 quid. Percy somberly pays for his purchases, making no comment o Reg and Maureen's references to his engagement.
Derek predicts a guest attendance of about 50 friends and neighbours. He's always wanted to give her a party and this year they have the time and the opportunity, he boasts. He's just so much the attentive, thoughtful husband that even Mavis is now squinting at his retreated back in slight suspicion.
Percy returns with his shopping. Bernard is left to have a word. Percy assumes he is going to be asked to leave now but Bernard only wants to talk, rather ineptly, about Percy's feelings about he and Emily. Percy snaps at him that he has more important things on his mind and leaves Bernard and Emily to gape at each other in dismay. Then again, Bernard muses, he was never very successful as a clergyman, either.
Over at the pub, Vicky has brought her young man, Leo home to stay over and he is introduced to Jack and Tanya, Raquel having met him last time. Tanya has a bit of a flirt, asking if he has an older brother and then turns to serve Mike who's arrived for a drink and cheese and pickle sandwich. He has a natter with Reg about business and Ken during which Mike takes the opportunity to disparage Ken's character. "One of life's misfits". Derek pops in with invites for everyone to the afternoon soiree.
Later on, the party is underway and guests have arrived. Rita tells Liz about Emily and Bernard's engagement while Mavis frets over her canapés with Emily and Bernard. Liz congratulates the happy couple but Mavis, assuming it was a congratulation for her, turns to face Liz and says it wasn't really an important birthday after all. (good timing here!) Derek circulates with bits and bites and Rita confirms that Norris is not invited.
Percy enters the café, for lack of any place else to go. He realizes Alma doesn't know any of his news but declines to say anything. Vicky and Leo are there too. Leo has told his posh Cheshire parents about Vicky but not about where he's staying over, in a backstreet pub in Weatherfield. Alma serves Percy his snack and tea and gets him to talk. He says he's shown a bit of sympathy to an old woman that everyone had turned on and it's turned into a misunderstanding. He says he doesn't want to go into details.
Vera comes into the pub and orders a drink but when she finds out about the party, she abandons the open bottle in favour of free drinks across the road. Jack decides to drink her ale but is nearly caught by Betty who is slipping out across the road as well. Mike is still stood at the bar drinking and waiting for alma. Tanya asks him about marriage and wonders if he has any regrets. Only one, he says, if he had to do it all over, he'd marry and have kids right away. Helps keep the marriage together, he feels. A man isn't going to walk away from his children. That's not exactly what Tanya wants to hear and she turns away abruptly to get his change.
Back to the party, Mavis greets Vera and then Betty. Ken congratulates Emily and Bernard and Maureen tells Liz about Percy and her mother. Must be something in the air, Liz exclaims. Mavis hugs and kisses Derek, so pleased that the party is a success and thanks him for arranging it. Later Rita catches Derek piling a few Envirosphere boxes on the stairwell landing. (so why doesn't she clue in Mavis?)
Back to the café, all the customers have gone home except Percy. He's been persuaded to talk to a sympathetic Alma. He admits that his conversation about marriage with Maud got misconstrued as a proposal and it's blown out of proportion. He doesn't know what to do about it. (You know, as blustery as Percy is, as busybody and as much of a pain in the ar$e, there are times I quite enjoy the performance of Bill Waddington who passed away earlier this year (2000) in scenes like this, and when he was so concerned when Emily was having her breakdown!) Alma advises him to sort it out with Maud first and foremost. He says nothing but complimentary things about Maud but avows that marriage is not for him. Alma thinks at their age they've at least got a better chance than most of getting it right. He considers this but although he mentions that Maud has her own house which is an advantage, no, no, she ought to marry a younger man. Sounds to me like he's got himself halfway talked into it!
Back at the party, people are still mingling. Derek calls for attention and starts into his sales spiel! You knew this was coming didn't you! Mavis is horrified and interrupts him several times while the stunned guests look on. Mavis forbids Derek to continue and they argue off to one side while the party guests use the opportunity to escape, one by one.
Denise arrives in the pub followed closely by Alma who's finally got rid of Percy. Leo and Vicky chat and Vicky seems to get an idea when Leo mentions a friend who sells tshirts. The party guests are trickling into the pub, with Rita and Ken telling Jack about the whole business. Ken stops off to ask Denise to go walking in Derbyshire tomorrow (which is a working day for her at least though he's probably on Easter hols, so why didn't he ask her for today, a bank holiday?) She accepts, delighted. Ken rejoins Rita just as Jack is defending Derek's actions, trying to make his living. Rita twigs that Ken may be interested in Denise but Ken is reticent and says nowt.
Percy has called in on Maud and gets pretty much right to the point. She thinks he's getting cold feet but he insists that it was all a misunderstanding. How can he back out of something he's not been in in the first place! He never proposed! She takes it in stride and offers to pour them a sherry for their nerves.
Vera is the last guest to leave, telling a depressed and angry Derek that she doesn't need a doormat, she's got a husband at home! She leaves too. Derek is resentful. He wined, dined his captive audience and Mavis sabotaged it! Does she not want him to succeed? No it had to be *her* party, all about *her* and mumbles on about her being selfish! (HER???? Isn't this what birthdays are SUPPOSED to be about????) The argument descends into insults and accusations, a lie, a trick, Mavis hurls, an excuse to peddle his overpriced rubbish when he had pretended all day it was something he was doing for her! Tricking them or not, she sobs, he was certainly tricking her!!! She runs upstairs, leaving him to the last word, hollering about taking every opportunity! I think he's going to need that doormat to keep him warm tonight!
Percy tells Maud that he has a very high opinion of her and it wasn't even that he didn't want to marry her, only didn't want to go on under the misunderstanding and that was wrong. He thinks it is actually a good idea if it's what she wants as it happens. She does want. Is he proposing? Yes, he is, he confirms and she accepts. They toast each other with smiles and sherry!
Diane Johnston
Written by PETER WHALLEY Directed by ROBERT
KHODADDAD
Leo Penington JULIAN KERRIDGE
Monday (3681, Wednesday 6 April 1994)
Love is in the air!
Emily has invited Percy and Maud for an afternoon tea party with her and Bernard.
Morning in the corner shop, And Tanya is greeted by Reg. She is surprised to hear the news about Maud and Percy. Reg brings good news from a phone call, the estate agent has someone to look at the flat. Reg and Maureen happily make potential plans, as soon as Percy and Maud name the day, they can move forward!
Outside, Derek is loading his car. Kevin happens by and greets him, Everything all right? Well as can be expected, once she'd cooled down, Derek muses. Kevin is concerned about the car, he thought the only thing wrong was the exhaust that had fallen off. Oh, no, Mavis! Oh right, the party, Kevin remembers, but he can't really blame Mavis, the party was supposed to be for her. Seems like, Kevin points out, all Derek managed to do was dig a great hole and dive in to it head first. But all Derek can do is blindly miss the point and wibble on about taking and making every opportunity. (He just doesn't see, does he?) Kevin just shakes his head and continues on his way.
Maud criticizes the slowness of the service in the café. Too bad, Alma was going to offer Maud and Percy a cup of tea for free in congratulations for their engagement but considers rescinding the offer. Oh well then, seeing as you put it that way. Percy has a few suggestions for how he and Maud will spend the morning. As long as that's all they are, suggestions, says Maud sharply, she won't have anyone run her life just because they'll be married. Percy, bemused, suggests he won't be likely to forget it will he? Not while she has a tongue in her head, she chuckles.
Ken stops into the salon to confirm a pick up time for their afternoon walk in the Peak hills. 1:10, Denise suggests. Done. He leaves and Fiona shoots her a cheeky grin.
Reg peruses flats and houses in the newspaper. Maureen thinks they should wait until the flat is sold. Derek arrives to follow up the sales contact he thinks he's made when he was talking to Maureen at Mavis' party. Maureen sputters that she was really only being polite and feigning an interest. Derek won't take no for an answer so Reg roughly ushers him out. His luck doesn't change for the better as we later see him trying to communicate with an elderly woman who's hard of hearing. Returning to his car, he discovers that the tire is flat and all!
Jack has obviously been skiving in the cellar with his racing form but Betty has his number, much to his chagrin. Raquel is sulking in the corner, near tears because her poor Des is so lonely and homesick in Newcastle. Not that he's said so, but she can tell! Tanya, barely contains her curiosity over how Des is and why he's really homesick and she's uncomfortable about Jack surmising about Des's activities on the loose. Raquel's gushing doesn't help either as she seethes with contempt. Over at a table Vicky and Leo try to decide what they'll be doing on their last afternoon. Shopping or a picture show? Vickie sounds a bit fed up with Mr. Excitement. Mavis comes in alone and coolly tells Betty that Derek won't be joining her but she looks like she's been given something to think about when Betty comments that Derek looks happier than he's been in ages.
Denise and Ken find a lovely little bench within earshot of the sheep and a view of the hills and sit for a chat. During the conversation he tells her about his twins, Peter and Susan and that he isn't very close to them. After their mother died, he allowed them to grow up in Scotland, feeling it for the best and they grew apart. He mentions Peter having a family of his own (is Ken a grandfather, then?) and Susan being divorced but declines to elaborate on that little incident. Anyway, it's time to stretch their legs and they get up and head down a footpath, amiably.
Maureen and Rita discuss Derek's antics in the shop that morning. Maureen feels sorry, he's not had the best of luck. With Reg joining in, they discuss making your own luck and destiny, how you can always play the cards you're dealt with.
Emily, Bernard, Percy and Maud have had a lovely afternoon tea and have gone to the Rovers for a drink. Percy's treat. Next time, Maud promises, it'll be at her place. Percy and Bernard seem to have made peace with each other. Raquel is told about the engagement and she's stunned at the very idea!
Ken and Denise are now at an outside table in front of a tea room in what looks like a lovely stone building village with an old stone bridge over a meandering stream. They have really enjoyed their afternoon, more talking that walking, Ken teases. Denise admits that's the thing she misses most about being single, someone to talk to. He agrees she's got a friend in Deirdre but it's not the same thing. Denise feels very comfortable with Ken, he doesn't' have "what's in it for me" etched across his eyeballs (yet!) and it's refreshing. They decide they aren't in any rush to get back and smile at each other.
Derek arrives at the pub, tired after a long frustrating day. Jack expresses skepticism about the success of them eco-whatsisms around here, nobody would really be that interested. Fiona overhears and makes the fatal mistake of taking the opposite view, firmly in support of doing anything to help the environment. Derek springs into his sales pitch and she even seems interested in his stories about how successful she could be as a sales representative herself. He proposes that she attend a meeting with a view to being his first recruit. Will she or won't she? Vicky and Leo head out to the train to go back to school, half heartedly making plans for next weekend.
Betty tells Maureen, again in the shop, she hopes Maud and Percy are very happy. Reg takes a call from the estate agent, distracting Maureen from Betty's question about where the older couple will live? Oh, at her house. Betty collects her change and leaves. Reg tells Maureen that the viewers might be interested in making an offer and they dance for joy!
At home, later, Maud asks Reg and Maureen where they'll live. They haven't decided yet but want to wait until she and Percy get settled down first. Maud, with a wicked gleam in her eye, proposes that she and Percy could sell up too and buy a little bungalow somewhere. Reg and Maureen point out that she can't sell the house, she doesn't own it, the bank does. Maud drops the bomb, no they don't, she changed her mind before she signed any papers in the end. (Eh? Didn't Reg have some papers that she signed when he was looking into the cooling off period?) Reg and Maureen gasp and Reg immediately assumes Percy's plan all along was marrying Maud for her house and would inherit it as soon as she died.
Ken and Denise drive up and stop the car. They giggle, feeling as daft as a couple of kids. Shall they go back to Weatherfield? They hesitate and then get out of the car. Guess not. He leads her up the garden path as she hopes out loud that he doesn't snore. The sign says "The Waltzing Weasel. . . accommodations". (how appropriate is that!!!!)
Tuesday (3682, Friday 8 April 1994)
Sorry this is a week late. My computer got a nasty virus and has been out of commission. Both our computers had to be checked because we're networked. By the way if you suddenly start to smell something like TCP (Brand of Antiseptic wash) check your computer right away. I thought it was the print on the paper I was reading until the smoke started coming up the basement stairs. Martin's computer was having a real meltdown! It hasn't been a good week . . .
The opening scene. What's this? The green, green hills of home? No, a beautiful view of the Peak District from a bedroom window at the Waltzing Weasel, the aptly named inn where Ken and Denise have done the deed. Ken is up and dressed. He has made a cup of tea and brings it over to Denise who is still in bed asleep. He touches her shoulder. "Remember me?" It seems she does, very well. She is reluctant to get up until she looks at Ken's watch. "Is that the time?" she gasps. "How long will it take us to get back?" Ken assures her it will be no longer than an hour. "I've got Rita at nine!" Ken suggests Fiona will cope. Denise tells him she wouldn't trust Fiona to trim Percy Sugden's side-burns. No time for tea, she has to get dressed.
Back in Weatherfield, Fiona arrives at the salon and finds it closed. She rings Denise's side door but there is no answer. Fiona looks worried. She goes back to the salon and lets herself in.
At the corner shop Reg is chuntering on about Percy. "Putty in his hands, your Mother," says Reg. "Give him credit he's a smooth operator." Reg tells Maureen the minute her Mother passes on Percy will be selling up the house and going on a cruise. "Then he'll be on to his next widow, Betty Turpin - no Rita Sullivan will be next! He's nothing but a con man!" Noticing Mavis coming into the shop, Reg adds under his breath, "and talking of con-men . . " Reg greets Mavis and asks after her other half. "Is he still selling magic carpets or timeshares on the moon?" Mavis takes a deep breath and tells him she's sorry he doesn't approve and suggests that he might be more open minded. "Or gullible," retorts Reg. Maureen is embarrassed and tells him she agrees with Mavis. Percy arrives. "Ay up! Lock up your mothers," quips Reg. "What's that supposed to mean? growls Percy. "As if you didn't know!" says Reg while an exasperated Mavis has to ask for her change. Mavis scurries out as soon as the change is provided while Maureen scuttles after her to hold the door. "What I am supposed to have done now?" demands Percy. He doesn't know what Reg is talking about. Reg is scornful. "Of course you do! Something's persuaded you to change your mind - and it isn't us." Percy still pleads ignorance so Reg spells it out. "Maureen didn't pay the mortgage on that house for you to get your grubby hands on it!" Percy is highly offended and says he is leaving. Reg tells him the truth hurts and that Percy wouldn't give Maude a second look if it weren't for her money. "You're nowt but a gold digger Sugden!" Percy stomps out of the shop but not before he's told Reg he will regret such an accusation.
At Denise's Fiona has washed Rita's hair and they are waiting for Denise to arrive. Fiona tells her that Denise rang and has had to go to the doctor's. She offers to have a go at styling Rita'as hair but the offer is declined. "I'll give it a few more minutes." Rita asks Fiona if she is still enjoying hairdressing. Fiona ingenuously replies that it's a bit boring when you have to dead polite to people and when you make a mistake people get dead funny with you. Rita nervously asks her "What sort of mistake?" Cutting too much hair off or putting the wrong tint on are Fiona's examples. In the next breath she offers to cut Rita's hair and then tells her that she should get a different tint - Autumn Flame - which is a cross between cherry and paprika. Rita is saved when Fiona looks out of the window and sees Ken's car outside. "I think she's here now."
In the car Ken and Denise kiss before she jumps out of the car and runs up to the salon. Their arrival and parting kiss is observed by Vera who is catching a bus at the stop opposite the salon.
In the Rovers Jack and Raquel are getting ready to open. Raquel tells Jack she been cleaning at Des' and he won't recognize the place when he gets back. Raquel has found all sorts of stuff in the kitchen cupboards and asks Jack if he knows what to do with sild. "What's that?" "It's fish in a tin." "Eat it." answers Jack. Raquel wants to know if it's a pizza ingredient or if you shove it in a sandwich. Betty remembers it from the war and tells her it's a bit like snoek. (I could find neither of these words in my dictionary but IIRC sild is a type of herring and snoek is whalemeat) Raquel tells them Stephanie must have been a very strange woman. She's turned up all sorts of weird stuff and most of it past its sell by. "Aren't we all," says Betty while Jack tells her to speak for herself. It seems Raquel is in full Spring cleaning mode. She asks Betty to swap evenings with her so she make a start on the bathroom. Betty tells her she has company coming tonight and suggests she asks Tanya. "It's not that important," mutters Raquel.
At the salon Rita is recoiffed and paying her bill. She tells Denise it was a good thing that she turned up when she did as Fiona was all for giving her a rainbow tint. She asks Denise if everything is all right. Fiona breaks in to explain that she told Rita that she had rung from the doctor's and throws her a meaningful look. "Nothing to worry about," replies Denise. After Rita leaves she thanks Fiona for covering for her. But Fiona wants to be rewarded with the gory details. Denise tries to change the subject. She tells Fiona that they just found it more convenient to stop over. She is admitting nothing but Fiona presses. "Is he in good shape then, for his age?" "That would be telling." Fiona presses her to tell. Which Denise finally does with somewhat of a satisfied smile. "He's is perfect working order. And that's to go no further!" Both laughing, they shake pinkie fingers on it.
Morning chores finished at the Rovers, we find Tanya and Raquel with time on their hands. Raquel cannot help but talk about Des and Stephanie while Tanya has to pretend she is interested. "She was very spontaneous and combustible. . ." "So was his boat from what I heard," responds Tanya. Raquel is just explaining to Tanya what a very complex sort of person Des is when Betty brings them a cup of tea and asks if Raquel has asked Tanya about swapping. Put on the spot Raquel is forced to ask the favour which Tanya decides to grant.
In the back room of the corner shop Maureen is trying to persuade Reg that Percy's intentions are not motivated by greed and that he should be given the benefit of the doubt. Reg tells her he is not stupid. "Why else would he want to lead her down the aisle?" "Companionship," answers Maureen. She thinks Percy just wants to look after her Mother and is not 'pulling a fast one' as Reg thinks he is. Reg admits that with Percy in residence they can forget about Maude and concentrate on their own marital recreations. "And when they pass on the house will revert to you and we can flog it and buy that dream house with the Jacuzzi," he gives Maureen a recreational cuddle. Maureen tells him she doesn't mind if she doesn't get the house as long as they are happy and her mother has companion for her twilight years. "What do you mean, if you don't get the house?" demands Mr I- Haven't Got A Hidden Agenda. Maureen points out if her Mother goes first the house will be Percy's and he could leave it to a dogs' home if he wanted. Reg tells her that of course Percy will leave it to her. "Who else would he leave it to? It's just a matter of time. All we need is patience." Kevin comes into the store and asks if it's true about Percy and Maude getting married. Reg and Maureen present a united front and tell Kevin it's true and they are very happy for them. "So that will sort of make you my Uncle Reg," says Kevin. Reg is puzzled. "Well two or three times removed," grins Kevin. "Percy's my Great-Uncle!"
(Bill Webster's second wife Elaine Prior was Percy Sugden's niece therefore the relationship is through marriage and not through blood. But Reg doesn't know this.)
Derek is working on a sales graph at his kitchen table. "Not exactly the North face of the Eiger," he tells Mavis, "but definitely an upward slope." The door bell rings and Mavis opens the door to Mike who enters with his arms full of boxes. "You can have this lot back!" Apparently Mike has taken the back of the ionizer and found a near empty box with a magnet and a couple of wires. "I could make my own for 50p!" Derek is unfazed. "I know what you're up to. You want to find out how it works so you can go into production and put me out of business." Mike grins at him. "Oh yeah, that's right!" As he leaves he tells Derek, "As one business man to another, you've been sold a pup!" Derek puts this down to jealousy. As he adjusts his sales graph with white out to accommodate the returned units he tells Mavis that the car will make a difference, by next week this set back will just be a blip on the graph. Mavis is worried that he will end up working long hours further and further afield. Derek however is full of optimism. He tells her that this time next year they will laugh as they remember the day Mike said he'd backed a loser - as they drive up to their detached house in Wilmslow. "Wilmslow!" Mavis twitters. (Cheshire! The holy grail of the aspiring upwardly mobile of the GMA.) They resolve to go out for a meal that night. "We'll go over to Cheshire and remind ourselves of where we're aiming."
In the Rovers Denise is congratulating Fiona on coping. Fiona tells her she could have stopped off all day if she wanted. "You after my job?" "Well actually I might not be with you for much longer." Fiona tells Denise that she's going to see her brother later about a loan. "Unless you feel like lending me 2000 quid." Denise asks her what for and Fiona explains that she has been talking to Derek about Envirosphere. Denise is horrified but Fiona tells her its a great opportunity and Denise shouldn't be so cynical. "If it's a con how come all those people are doing so well with their flash cars and detached houses?" "What folks?" "The ones in the pamphlet Derek showed me." Denise sighs, "Eat your hot-pot Fiona." Fiona sighs too. She realizes Denise is probably right, it is a con.
Raquel has been talking on the phone to Des. She tells Betty, Jack and Tanya that he's really homesick. Jack observes that Des comes from up there so how can he be homesick. "For our home, silly," corrects Raquel. "Anyway he sounded so bad I said I'd jump on a train for the weekend." Tanya says that will cramp Des' style and he will have to rearrange his weekend plans. Raquel wonders what she means by that. "He isn't doing anything in particular." "Pull the other one!" Tanya sneers. She tells Raquel it's about time she grew up. This earns her a tongue-lashing from Betty. "I think you're twisted! You can't bear to see anyone else enjoying themselves. And I'll tell you something else - you're your own worst enemy!"
A van rounds the corner of Coronation Street. It is towing a car. The car is Derek's. Derek is sat ar the wheel with a grim expression that does not change when Ken gives him a cheery waves as he passes by.
In the Rovers Liz is borrowing some supplies off Jack for the Legion. Two dozen lights and a box of crisps. Tanya asks her about her new job. "The Legion isn't it?" Her tone suggests that Liz has come down in the world accepting a job there. Liz tells her at least she is happy in her work. "And I'm very happy at home. So I'm not doing too bad." Tanya can't think of an answer to this so she just glares. Derek comes up and puts in his order. He explains he's on the orange juice because he's driving. Or he will be when Kevin's cleaned his carburettor. Derek carries the drinks over to Mavis and is hardly seated before Denise comes over. She warns him off Fiona as a prospect. "Because one, she doesn't have two thousand pounds and two, if she did I'd make damn sure you didn't get your hands on it!" Derek tries to bluster it off but Denise tells him it's taking unfair advantage of a kid. Mavis is not pleased at this revelation.Derek, seeing Denise in a huddle with Rita and Alma, decides to go and get the car leaving Mavis to drink her sherry and be an unwitting eavesdropper to Denise's conversation with Rita and Alma. Rita asks Mavis if it's true and they all gasp when Denise mentions that Fiona was going to try and borrow £2000 from her brother. "He'll be nicking money out of Nicky Platt's money box next!" cracks Alma. Mavis cannot bear this and gets up to go. "I'm glad you all find this so funny. Because I don't!" and she stalks out.
Derek is over at the garage. Kevin tells him its worse than he thought. The carburettor needs replacing. There will be no drive to Cheshire (or anywhere else) tonight.
Back in the Rovers Reg and Maureen are having a drink. Percy comes in and Reg starts making cracks about rich widows being murdered under his breath. Maureen offers Percy a drink but he declines saying he will pay for his own. "I do have a pension, as small as it is." Maureen wants Reg to apologize to Percy which he decides to do after some prodding from Maureen. Percy makes sure everyone hears what Reg called him in the shop that morning. Reg tries to make out he was joking. He sort of apologizes and wishes Percy and Maude a long and happy life together to which Percy replies, "Thank you. I'll have a double rum!"
Mike is wondering where Raquel is and is told by Jack that she's gone to Newcastle to see her boyfriend. Rita is feely guilty over joking about Derek in front of Mavis. "Should I go and see her?" she asks Denise. Denise doesn't know why Rita should get involved. "Well she works for me and I am her friend." "One of a dying breed," says Denise, "if it's left to Derek."
At the Wilton's Mavis is seeing red, charging about the kitchen making tea and reading the riot act to Derek. "Pariahs! That's what we are. Pariahs in our on street! We'll have to move and Cheshire won't be far enough!" Derek tries to say something but Mavis tells him to be quiet and listen. She has listened to him long enough. She tells him he has taken advantage of all her friends until she has none left. She can't even go in the Rovers without being hounded. Derek tries to tell her it will be all right once the car is back on the road. "Don't talk to me about that car!" Mavis screams and bangs her fist on the table. Derek realizes this is serious. He looks deflated. "I've let you down - no - no point in denying it." (Mavis wasn't going to) Derek sighs. "Everything I touch turns to dust. I buy a car - it falls to bits. Get a job. One disaster after another!" Derek says he thought this job would lead to a whole new world of Rotary functions, Charity Galas, the Hallé at the Free Trade Hall, skiing in St Moritz, (Mavis rolls her eyes) Carribean cruises . . . " "Don't go on Derek. It just makes it worse." Derek offers to open a can of soup but Mavis tells him to sit there and she will do it. "Yes, you're right," he sighs. "I'd only cut myself on the lid."
Back at the Rovers Vera is eying Denise and dropping veiled hints to Jack about Denise's private life. Ken comes in, says hello to Denise and then come over to the bar. "Still on holidays?" inquires Vera. "Been owt nice?" Ken smiles and just says "Oh out and about" and returns to Denise. "He can't fool me!" says Vera to Jack. She tells him that she saw Denise getting out of Ken's car that morning. "Oh she's into all the men you know. And that's a warning not an invitation, so keep your nose clean!"
Ken is trying to persuade Denise to go to a tea dance but she isn't keen. He tells her he really enjoyed yesterday and they should do it again. "Walking?" "That too," Ken replies smiling. Denise tells him not to take anything for granted as she isn't ready for anything serious. "I've taken a bit of a battering recently and I'm not really over it." Ken assumes she is referring to Hanif but Denise says emphatically not. "Do you what to talk about it?" Even more emphatically not. "Oh I'm sorry," Denise is apologetic. "It's just that I don't want to get too involved. You do understand don't you?" Ken smiles sympathetically. He does.
Libby Seekings
Written by PHIL WOODS Directed by ROBERT KHODADAD
Wednesday (3683, Monday 11 April 1994)
We open at Jim's Café. Alma is doing a fry up, Mark is playing video games and Mike is talking to Alma. He mentions that he is spending a fortune sending Mark to that school and all he is doing "is addle his brain playing games." Mark replies (tongue in cheek), "then you shouldn't have given me the money." Mike mentions to Alma he is having financial troubles that have been added to thanks to a "demand notice from the tax office, I wasn't expecting." Mike says that is on top of Mark's school fees. Alma comments that he has not paid last term's. Alma wonders what he will do? Mike says he will handle it. Mark asks for another 50 p to play the game, but Mike says they have to get going. Mark and Mike head out.
Over at the corner shop, Maude and Percy are preparing for a day out. Reg asks when they will be back? Percy says later in the day. Maude sarcastically comments that it is called a day trip for a reason. They are off to Blackpool. Maude and Percy set out; Maude hopes they will have a wonderful day. Reg calls after them "don't do anything I wouldn't do." Percy and Maude set out. Reg gripes that while they are out and about, "we are grafting". Maureen comments they are pensioners after all. Reg says he does not want to spend the next 10 years earning money to keep "them" going (by them he means Maude and Percy.)
At the garage, Derek finishes paying for the car work, that Kevin has completed. Ken asks him to send some of that money his way (ha ha). Derek drives the car out, and it promptly dies again outside. Kevin takes another look; Derek says he thought it would be all right, now the carburetor had been fixed? Kevin says it is, but something else has happened. Kevin says it is the coil lead and it will take him 10 minutes to fix it. He says it will be 10 GBP. Derek says he has just given him £200. Kevin tells him to take it or leave it. Derek reluctantly agrees Kevin says they will have to push the car back into the garage. .
Denise comes out of the salon and notices Ken, Derek, Kevin and Jim pushing Derek's car back into the garage. Denise tells Ken to be careful and not put his back out. Ken comments it will be his hands he is concerned about. Denise offers to give him a manicure. He says he may take her up on it.
Back at the corner shop, Reg is peppering Sally with questions about Percy being Kevin's uncle. Reg wonders if that is Percy's only family? Sally says she really does not know and suggests Reg ask him. Sally wonders why they want to know? Maureen says they like to learn more about their customers "helps us serve them better." Betty comes in and tells Sally that Kevin is busy working on Derek's car. Sally says he can work on Derek's car every day "so long as Derek pays the bill." Rosie is playing up and wants Sally to pick her up. Sally asks her not to as she needs to get into her purse. When she has finished paying, she picks Rosie up and Rosie almost kicks Sally in the stomach. Sally tells her to "be careful of Mummy's tummy." Betty asks if that means what she thinks it means? Sally says it does. Maureen, Reg and Betty all congratulate her. Sally comments that Reg has learned "more than he bargained for."
At the café, Alma asks Mike what he is going to do? Mike says he does not know. Mike thinks he might be able to remortgage the flat. Mike wonders how much Alma owes on the café? Alma says there is no way she is going to sell it, it is all she has. She suggests Mike ask Maggie to help with the school fees. Mike refuses, saying he would never ask Maggie for money. Alma says he may have to swallow his pride and ask her, as it is Maggie's' responsibility too. Mike is adamant about not asking her, Alma is concerned that as his wife, she will end up living about a café, so Mark can stay at a fancy school. Mike feels that as his wife, she should be a bit more supportive instead of suggesting he "make a fool of himself." Mike walks out.
At the Rovers, Bet informs Betty and Jack that Tanya has called in sick. She has the "Beijing flu". Bet says they will have to pull together to cover her shift. Betty says they can manage. Bet asks Betty for "any news." Betty tells Bet about Sally being pregnant. Bet says she wanted news, not gossip. Bet wonders if Betty has gone to the theatre or anything? Betty says no, she went to a Panto last Christmas. Jack says he has bet on the races. Betty asks Bet what she has been doing? Bet says nothing, just running the pub. Bet asks them what they think of the debt ratio? Betty says she thinks the oil needs changing in the fryer. Jack says he will help her and Betty and Jack head for the kitchen.
In Blackpool, Maude and Percy are having a wonderful day and are now looking for a place to eat; Percy says he knows the perfect place and the two set out.
Back at the Corner Shop, Reg and Maureen are talking. Reg is concerned that Percy has someone to leave his belongings to (Kevin). Maureen thinks he should have been more tactful then to ask Sally straight out. Reg says there was no other way to find out then to ask. Maureen feels there is more to her mother than how long she will live. Reg says he has an idea to find out exactly what Maude's plans are for the house and everything else. Maureen wonders what he is planning?
In Blackpool, Maude and Percy have sat down to a meal, there are children playing video games and it is rather loud. Percy comments the day has not turned out as well as he had hoped. Maude says be grateful there are no loud hooligans. The door opens and a flood of young people enters the pub.
At Maude's House, we see Reg looking through Maude's closets, drawers etc.
At the Rovers, Betty, and Jack are exhausted. Bet tells them to take a break. The phone rings. Bet goes to answer it. Betty tells Jack they did just fine covering for Tanya today. Jack says it brings them closer together. Bet comes back. Betty comments they were saying how well they were doing covering. Bet says that's good, because Raquel has decided to stay in Newcastle until Sunday. And they will be able to see "how well we really do work together."
Back at the Corner Shop. Reg comes in carrying a radio. Maureen wonders what he has been up to? Reg shows her the radio. Maureen asks if he has been at the house? Reg says he has, this is the radio "she claimed was burgled". He says he found it at the back of her closet. Maureen is upset he has been going through her mothers' things. Reg is livid that Maude was playing on Maureen's sympathies "claiming to be burgled." He says he can't wait to see how Maude "gets herself out of this one."
In Blackpool, Maude and Percy are having an ice cream; a group of children run by and Percy tells them to clear off. They tell Percy to "bugger off." Maude comments they use to bring Maureen here when she was little. She wishes she could go out on the beach just for a while. Percy comforts her
At the Rovers, Vera wants a drink and Bet tells her to be patient as they are short staffed. Vera says she is sure that Jack was useless as usual. Betty says he has done a really good job. Vera wonders if Jack has been "playing away" with Betty? Betty says don't be daft. Vera says, "There was a Labour government the last time I saw any action." Bet says it maybe a Labour government before she sees any more, if she's lucky. Alma comes in, and teases Mike about not being "too broke to have a drink." Mike says he needed one and can have it if he wants. Alma says she will drink alone. He apologizes and offers to get her a drink? She agrees. He says he just does not know what to do. Alma says if he gets her a drink, she may have a solution.
Denise and Fiona are having a drink. Fiona notices Ken and comments the "pensioner trip is back" Denise teases Fiona about liking Ken. Fiona says she sees someone she knows and wants to talk to them. Denise tells her there is no need for her to escape. Fiona says it's not that, she really fancies the one in the leather jacket.
Denise says hello to Ken and checks out his fingernails. Ken says they are ruined. Denise offers to help by getting him a drink. Ken agrees. Denise orders the drinks.
At Sally's house, Kevin comes in, Sally looks a little down. Kevin wonders what's wrong? Sally says, "everyone knows." Kevin asks "who knows what?" Sally explains about being in the corner shop and telling everyone about the baby. Kevin tells her not to worry about it, everyone will be thrilled for her "besides it's done now." Kevin thinks they should celebrate and offers to go to the Rover and get something. Kevin sets out.
At the Rovers, Betty asks Rita if this car of Derek is real or not? Rita says it spends more time in the shop but it psyches Derek up for his selling "as unreliable as that car is." Rita comments that people make their own luck (Mike is listening). Kevin comes in and Bet congratulates him. Bet offers him a bottle of champagne to celebrate. Kevin tells her he can't accept it. Bet insists and Kevin gets ready to leave. Rita asks how Sally is doing? Kevin says she is doing fine. Rita congratulates him and Kevin leaves. Vera and Jim are talking. Vera wonders if all men can manage it "at his age." Jim looks over and sees she is referring to Ken (who is sitting with Denise.) Jim says that explains what "I saw this morning." Vera wonders what he means? He tells her not to worry about it.
Maude tells Maureen that her ears are ringing from the driver's pop music. Maureen says she is sorry they had such a terrible day. Maude says she would not say that. Percy agrees. Maude says she had a wonderful day and "a trip like that a month, means I could live another 20 years." Reg is not pleased at that, and almost chokes on his drink. Mike and Alma leave, Mike tells Alma that Rita is right; people make their own luck. Mike says smart guys survive. Alma thinks Mike should ask Maggie. Mike refuses. She says there is nothing else other than remortaging the flat or selling the café. Alma says she won't allow him to use her money to pay for Mark's schooling. Mike says he will figure something out. And the credits roll
Stephanie Hodgson
Directed by Charles Lauder Written by Martin Lane
Thursday (3684, Wednesday 13 April 1994)
At the cafe Mike is still adamant he wants to see Maggie Redman about stopping Marks school fees. Alma says she hopes he knows what he is doing, Audrey comes in interrupting Alma and asks if she knows about Ken's liason with Denise. Yeah right as if Alma would tell her if she did. nosey old cow.
At Kevin and Sally's house, Kevin is looking forward to going out. Sally hasn't asked Rita yet to babysit. Kevin jokes he should ask Rita out instead. As Sally is waving Kev off to work, she sees Vera and asks if she will babysit tonight. Vera is hesitant but eventually agrees. Sally is grateful and asks Vera to be there at 6.30-7.00pm.
At the salon after getting no info about Denise, Audrey decides to go right to the source and she asks Fiona if there is anything going on between Denise and Ken. Fiona doesn't comment. While Denise is fussing with Audrey's hair, Audrey then asks Denise if her and Ken would like to go out to dinner at her and Alf's at 7pm. Reluctantly Denise agrees. Outside the salon Alf is impatiently tooting his horn. He's been waiting for Audrey for 20 minutes. "Oh Alfeh, honestleh, I need to go the corner shop for some supplies for tonight" Audrey then tells of her dinner plans Friday night. Alf is furious
Mike meets Maggie at a pub, which isn't the Rovers. Mike greets her warmly. "What do you want Mike, this isn't a social call" she says moodily. Mike says he'd rather be somewhere else too. Mike tells her about Marks school fees and asks Maggie if she can pay for Mark's school fees for a while. He insists it's only a temporary thing. Maggie says it was his decision to send Mark to a private school in the first place. Mike asks her what kind of life will Mark have if he goes to Weatherfield comp, he says he'll be made a laughing stock. Maggie sees Mikes point and agrees to pay for Mark's tuition for a while. Maggie then adds that the worst thing Mike ever did was coming back into their lives. Maggie insists she doesn't want Mark to know who his father is. Maggie then adds that Mike is using Mark to get to her. *I hope you're happy Mike* she shouts before storming off.
At the Kabin, Audrey is choosing dinner napkins for their dinner with Ken and Denise. Audrey pumps Rita for information on what she knows about Ken and Denise. Rita doesn't say much though. Poor Alf is waiting impatiently in the car, then comes in the Kabin to see what is taking Audrey so long. On their way home, Alf complains to Audrey that he has nothing in common with Ken or Denise and he can see the evening is going to be a complete disaster. Oh Alfeh - honestleh Audrey says
At the corner shop, Reg is still moaning about Maude's house. He is worried Percy will get her house when Maude dies and its rightfully Maureen's. He asks Maureen if Maude has made a will, but she says she doesn't know,. Derek walks in the corner shop moaning as usual. He complains he has no decent job prospects or a decent car. Reg asks if he has any knowledge about wills. Derek said to ask Rita as she had experience with wills when her Ted died.
Kevin comes home early and finds out that Sally has asked Vera to babysit. Sally says she felt sorry for Vera as she was missing her grandson Tommy. Kevin still thinks she should have asked Rita to babysit, but Sally felt awkward as she didn't want Rita to think she was squandering the money Rita gave them.
At Emily's house Bernard drops by with some travel brochures for the honeymoon. Percy says that Emily isn't home. He offers Bernard a cup of tea. Whilst waiting for their tea, Percy asks if he and Emily have set a date yet, Bernard says no. Percy puts his foot in it and mentions Emily's breakdown, Percy assumed he already knew, and seeing Bernard looking so alarmed about it, he said it was all in the past. Bernard looks thoughtful.
Meanwhile at the Rovers, Alma and Mike are arguing. Alma says she is proud of Mike as she knows Mike was put into a difficult position groveling to Maggie asking for money for Mark's tuition. Mike is feeling sorry for himself. He moans to Alma that he works all the hours God sends, and for what, blah blah blah. Yeah Mike change the record, Alma has heard it all before. At the bar refilling his and Alma's drinks, Mike is chatting to Jack about jobs. One man's recession is another man's opportunity Mike tells Jack. Back at the table, Alma is giving Mike some dirty looks whilst Mike is bragging to Jack about his business
Update by Wendy Brackens
Maggie Redman JILL KERMAN
Written by BARRY HILL
Friday (3685, Friday 15 April 1994)
Audrey is clearing the breakfast dishes and scolding Alf for "overdoing" and not watching his diet at the "council do" the night before. She suggests that he bring home his new mayoral regalia to impress Ken and Denise that evening, but Alf reminds her that the tailor is making a few alterations to it, so it won't be ready. He asks what Audrey has planned for dinner that evening, and Audrey replies that she's got some nice salmon for the occasion, since Ken "won't be a red meat man," in her opinion. Alf thinks she's making far too much fuss over the dinner, but doesn't have time to discuss it as he leaves.
At the Websters' house, Sally is regaling Rosie with details of the pizza she and Kevin enjoyed the night before. "Your daddy drank a whole carafe of red wine all on his own," Sally informs the child over Kevin's objections that she had at least half a glass. Sally admits that she enjoyed it too, since if she even has so much as half a shandy in front of her neighbours, she's nearly accused of being a child abuser (being pregnant).
Down the street at the Corner Shop, Maureen is quizzing Ken on Denise -- a "little bird" told her that they've been seeing a lot of each other. Seemingly unaware of the conversation taking place, Don Brennan asks Ken about Deirdre and her mom. Ken replies that her mother seems to be getting better, so Deirdre should be back in Weatherfield soon. Don asks Ken to pass along his regards the next time he's speaking to her.
When the shop is empty, Reg appears from the back room, sarcastically telling Maureen that he had a dream that her mother dropped out of the wedding -- "strangled on her wedding train" when it became entangled in the wheels of her chair. Maureen doesn't think that is particularly funny, and accuses him of having a one-track mind. "Two track," he corrects, as he moves in for a snog.
The Kabin is a busy place. Sally is there with Rosie and David, apparently looking for a card, while Jim teases her about being all dressed up the night before and heading off for a big night on the town. Sally glances uncomfortably at Rita and insists that all they had was a cheap pizza, and she didn't even have a drink. Jim is unaware of Sally's discomfort, and goes on that Kevin told him a completely different story, and that the pair "really pushed the boat out." Mike saunters in on the nick of time and makes a crack about his employees wasting time, Sally claims that she has to get the kids off to their play group and leaves in a rush, and Mike wonders if it's his after shave that caused the store to empty so quickly. Meanwhile, he wonders if Rita could cash a rather large cheque, but apparently it's only his idea of a joke.
Vera is having her hair done at Denise's, in anticipation of her birthday, and bemoans getting older. She wistfully remembers how excited she used to get about Friday nights and going out on the town, but now she reckons that her birthday will only mean "four bottles of pale ale, a pickled egg if I'm lucky, and then it's 'good night my little swamp duck'" while she watches the lights of the street reflect off Jack's bald spot. Vera wonders if Ken is going to sweep Denise off her feet and "take her away from it all," but quickly changing the subject, Denise informs her that Audrey and Alf asked her to dinner at their house that night. The invitation "came out of the blue," she confesses. On cue, Audrey pops into the salon to confirm that Denise is still coming that night, and asks her to come at "7:55 for 8:00 o'clock."
Bernard arrives at Emily's house, but is reminded by Percy that this is Emily's usual day to do her shopping, so she's out. Bernard takes the opportunity to ask Percy about yesterday's conversation -- he wants more details of her "illness." Percy is only too happy to oblige, characterizing the problem as a "nervous breakdown" which "completely changed her personality." Bernard looks worried.
Maureen is pondering their evening, and suggests that she and Reg go to the pictures, but Reg is distracted by the situation with her mother, and comes up with the bright idea that they suggest Maude get Percy to sign a pre-nuptial agreement. In Reg's opinion, that would be the best way to find out if Percy is more interested in the house than in Maureen's mother. Maureen glowers at Reg in disbelief, and heads for the door. "I'm going out!" she announces, and when asked where she's going, she replies "to the Seychelles!"
Bernard buys a newspaper at the Kabin and then asks Rita if he can have a moment of her time. "How well do you know Emily?" he begins. Rita admits that she and Emily have been friends and neighbours for many years, and that she thinks very highly of her. Bernard broaches the topic of Emily's illness, and is clearly distressed that even though he and Emily are engaged to be married, she hasn't mentioned a word about it. "Don't you think that's rather odd?" he wonders.
After the ad break, it's clear that Bernard and Rita have been interrupted several times in their attempt to have a discussion of Emily. Rita finally suggest that the person Bernard should be speaking to is Emily, instead of her. She tries to be positive by telling Bernard that Emily was treated for depression, but has shown no signs of the problem recurring since she was released from hospital. "Yes," comments Bernard sadly, "I know all about depression." Rita adds that Emily was a "changed person" when she was ill, with "nothing in her mind. She'd forget things, and kept harking back to the past." On the positive side, though, her illness lasted only a few weeks, and Rita emphasizes again that there "has not been a hint" of depression in Emily since. Bernard confesses that his mother suffered from the same problem, and Rita sees this as a positive thing, since he of all people would be able to understand what Emily went through. "Seems to me she's found the perfect person" Rita summarizes. The pair are interrupted again when Bet comes into the store, teasing Bernard of being a "little devil in the confessional."
At Maude's place, Maureen informs her mother that she's "sick to death" of the topic of the house. As far as she's concerned, she has a right to know what will happen to it on Maude's death, since she paid the mortgage during the years she lived there. Maude doesn't seem to understand the fairness question, pointing out simply that Maureen had only two options -- pay the mortgage, or pay rent on a flat. Meanwhile, she had no idea that Maureen begrudged those payments. Maureen argues that she was happy to make the mortgage payments, but surely Maude must see that this situation is extremely upsetting. She tells her mother that if she wants to leave it to Percy, "FINE -- but I have a right to know." Maude accuses Maureen of being married to a "grave robber. He can't wait to see me laid out!" Maureen protests that her mother is wrong, but what Reg does want is to be able to make plans for their future. Maude softens and tells her daughter that she only wants to get wed first, before planning for her death, and insists that she doesn't want her marriage to Percy to come between them. Maureen doesn't want that either. Maude even suggests that they all live together, under the same roof, and while Maureen would like to think that they could all get alone, she doesn't make a commitment (small wonder!). The discussion ends with Maude reassuring Maureen that she "won't forget" that Maureen is her daughter, for which Maureen thanks her. "You'll need all the help you can get," Maude adds, "especially being married to that pillock" LOL!
Ken pops into the beauty salon to have a chat with Denise. He tells her that he's been thinking all day about a certain country pub, and wonders if she'd like to join him there that evening, but Denise tells that she can't -- she's been invited to Audrey's and Alf's for dinner. She adds that she can't understand why they would want her as a dinner guest, and Ken suggests that it has something to do with the upcoming election. Denise makes it clear that she'd much prefer the country pub, and as it happens, she will be available the following night. Ah, but Ken might have something else on his agenda. Denise gets the impression that Ken is being awkward, so walks away, giving Fiona an opportunity to jokingly tell Ken that she's available and doesn't play "hard to get."
Maureen arrives back at the shop (or "back from the Seychelles," as Reg notes), and announces that she's just been to see her mother. Reg accuses her of "stitching it up" with her mom, but Maureen doesn't want to talk about it -- although she does admit that they are at least friends again. Reg informs her that he's decided to turn down the offer they've had on the flat because he "may need it someday," much to Maureen's exasperation.
Audrey is ready for her dinner guests -- the table is laid, the dinner is in the oven, the house is pristine, and she's beautifully dressed for the evening. She fusses at Alf to change his tie, and wonders when the guests will arrive. Alf peeks out the curtains and announces that a cab has just pulled up outside their door.
Back at the Websters, Kevin is making fun of Mike's accent and his penchant for puffing on expensive cigars while he gives his staff advice on how to succeed. Sally laughs, but also admits that Mike saved the day for her that morning in the Kabin when he interrupted Jim MacDonald. She asks Kevin to "have a word" with Jim and ask him not to go on about them spending money in front of Rita. At that moment, there's a rap on the door, and Kevin escorts Rita into their living room. Sally looks decidedly uncomfortable.
Back at the Roberts' household, Audrey is speaking to Alf in a whisper. Where on earth is Ken, she wonders, and suggests to Alf that the pair must have had a row. After all, it's now 8:20, and there's still no sign of him. Alf takes the bull by the horns and simply confronts Denise about Ken's whereabouts, since he's hungry and wants to have his dinner.
At the Rovers Return, Jack expresses his concern to Betty that Vera has had her hair done -- this must mean something. The telephone rings, and Ken is summoned, while Jack decides that he'll just drink six pints before going home, and that will take care of things. Meanwhile, on the telephone, Audrey says hello to Ken and then hands the instrument to Denise. "You're joking!" responds Ken (obviously having been told that he too was expected for dinner). "I can't face it..."
Rita, Sally, and Kevin have just enjoyed a cup of tea with cake, and Rita remarks on how much she enjoyed everything. Sally launches into a defence of last evening, explaining that she and Kevin only went out for a cheap pizza. She didn't drink anything, they didn't order appetizers or a dessert, etc., but Kevin interrupts and asks Rita to put Sally's mind at rest. Rita happily obliges, reminding Sally that the money she gave them is now theirs -- to do with as they please. She only wanted to make things easier for them, and if that means enjoying a pizza, or even a very expensive meal in the finest restaurant, she's all for it. Sally was concerned that Rita would get the wrong impression, but Rita tells her that it would be easier to jump to the wrong conclusion when she sees Sally scurry from the shop whenever Jim MacDonald opens his mouth about their evenings out.
Denise and Ken have just left the Roberts' house, and inside, Audrey tells Alf how embarrassed she was when he pulled out the bread and jam after such a lovely meal. Alf justifies himself by telling her he didn't get enough to eat, and after all, he did offer some to their guests. Audrey sighs and remarks that Ken and Denise seem "nice" together -- they just "look right," in her opinion. Alf sums up the evening by characterizing it as "a very nice social event."
Back on Coronation Street, Denise and Ken emerge from their cab, discussing the evening. Denise giggles that she did feel sorry for Audrey for just assuming that Ken would come along as her date. They make small talk in front of the salon, both agreeing that they enjoyed the evening after all. "What now?" wonders Denise, and Ken opines that since Alf wasn't "overly generous" with the after-dinner brandy, perhaps they should both retire to his flat where Ken has an unopened bottle of Armanac. Denise replies that since their relationship now seems to be common knowledge, they may as well live up to other people's expectations. Arm in arm, quietly laughing and chatting, they head off to Ken's.
Heather Morlan
Written by: BARRY HILL Directed by: CHARLES LAUDER
(Monday and Tuesday were two halves of an hour long episode)
Monday (3686, Monday 18 April 1994)
Tuesday (3686, Monday 18 April 1994)
**Note this is the second half of the episode aired on Monday, WTN
Audrey finds municipal protocol amusing much to Alf's dismay. Don puts a blight on Denise's date with Ken.
The episode opens at night, which is a bit of a change. Kevin and Sally are leaving the pub and discussing their new (to them) car. Bernard comes out of Emily's front door looking distressed. He turns without looking and collides with Kevin and Sally. He does not stop to apologize and carries on up the street. Inside her house, Emily very deliberately folds up her needlework in silence. (To my mind this should have been the closing scene for yesterday's episode. Too many ads or did WTN think they could provide a better dramatic effect by ending the scene earlier? Or did someone screw up?)
Anyway the next scene is definitely the next day as Fiona hangs out the salon shingle and Ken enters the salon briefcase in hand. He has come to check with Denise that all is OK for their date tonight. When he has left, Fiona quizzes Denise about the date. "He's taking me to a do at his school. A barn dance or something." Fiona giggles. Denise says at least they will be able to hear themselves talk, not like a disco. "And what do you have to talk about that's so interesting?" "Wouldn't you like to know?" is the extent of Denise's response.
A milk bottle on a step. A door opens. Emily retrieves her milk and stands staring at the street with a blank expression. Inside, Percy is telling his budgie Randy what a nice Spring day it is outside and promising him a trip to the back yard for some sunshine. "By 'eck! You get through your millet don't you?" Percy trills. "Come to think of it, it gets through you pretty fast an' all!" Emily comes in and Percy follows her through to the kitchen telling her of his plans for Randy's excursion and the precautions he will have to take against the local ginger tom. Percy remarks that Emily is looking a bit "peaky". She starts to answer him and then changes her mind. Percy tells her she looks as if she could do with some sun herself. "We don't want you looking all pale and wan on your wedding day, do we?" Emily sighs, "Don't badger me Mr. Sugden. Just don't badger me!" Percy is left wondering what he has said. Percy sighs and returns to Randy. "Hmm Women! You haven't missed much," he tells Randy. "You're as well off hopping up and down your little ladder."
Jim has his head under the hood (bonnet) of a red car. (Don't ask me what type) He is checking out for Kevin and Sally wo are sat in the front seat with Rosie and David on a lap apiece. (Hope they didn't drive with them in the front. They have obviously only just bought the car.) Jim pronounces it a "nice wee motor" and Sally is satisfied with the second opinion. "Anyway Rita's happy. She doesn't seem to mind how we spend the money." "Then we're all happy," responds Kevin.
We move from these happy folks to another type of domestic scene. It's the 'Get-a-move-on-I- don't-know-why-you didn't-start-getting-ready- sooner scene. As played in the Roberts' household. Audrey is painting her nails, while Alf is reminding her they have an appointment at 12 o'clock. "We can't keep Jeremy Pilkington waiting." Audrey wants to know who Mr. Pilkington is and an exasperated Alf, (who has probably told her several times before) tells her Pilkington is the Chief Executive of Weatherfield Council. It takes a lot to impress Audrey and this is not enough. "I don't know why I'm going to this meeting anyway, it's you they're making Mayor not me." Alf is getting more and more agitated. He tells her that Jeremy will be telling her what she has to do, how to handle herself during the ceremonials. Audrey gives a dismissive laugh which agitates Alf further. "Yes, ceremonials. It's got to be right!" Audrey is of the opinion she doesn't need to be there and suggests that she could go shopping and meet him for lunch afterwards. "It not all socializing. If you're going to be my Lady Mayoress you've got to be there to learn the job!" Alf is near to exploding. "Oh I'm a natural me, like Princess Di," Audrey assures him. "I can talk to people, be gracious, bring a little glamour into their lives. Mind you, you could do with a short course at charm school!" "Give me patience!" Alf mutters under his breath. He tries to explain that Audrey has to learn what to do at the mayor making ceremony. "It's like the Queen learning what to do at her Coronation." Audrey is still not impressed by this comparison. She has finished her nails but is not satisfied with the colour. "It'll have to come off. Get us a cup of tea while I'm doing this." Alf looks at his watch, heaves a sigh and heads towards the kitchen.
In the café, Alma and Betty are eyeing Percy (who is reading the paper) and discussing his impending marriage. Alma tells Betty that Phyllis was in tears when she found out. In Betty's opinion Phyllis has had a lucky escape. Percy suddenly exclaims at something he has read in the paper and cries out "That's never right!" It seems that an article in the paper says that a good age for budgies is twelve years. Percy informs them that his Randy is eighteen years old. He decides to write to the paper and tell them to get their facts straight. Betty makes to go but not before Percy asks her if she is doing hot-pot in the Rovers. "Yes. Do you want to put your name down for one?" Percy tells her he's sick of hot-pot and suggests that fish pie would be a nice change. He offers to help Betty by coming round and giving her a few pointers. Betty says, "That'll be the day!" and stalks off. Percy wonders, "What's the matter with her?" Alma tells him he might know a lot about budgies but when it comes to birds of the human variety he hasn't got a clue.
In the Town Hall, Alf and Audrey are ushered into the council chamber by Jeremy Pilkington. Mr. P. is very efficient and brushes aside Alf's excuses for their late arrival. He starts to explain about the mayor making ceremony but is interrupted by Audrey, first saying she hopes they won't be kept hanging about too long if they are to wait in a side room and then saying she misheard Mr. P. when he said 'the Mayor's chaplain'. She thought he said the 'Mayor's chilblain'. The Chief Executive wisely ignores her remarks and carries on with his run through of the ceremony. Audrey interrupts again when told the Chair will invite nominations for mayor. "Alfie, I thought you told me it was definite! Now if there's any chance of this falling through. I mean I've ordered dresses. I've ordered hats. . ." Alf jumps up from the Mayoral chair (which he has been trying out for size. "Will you just listen to Mr. Pilkington!" Mr. P. very carefully explains that when nominations are called for there will only be one - Alf. "Oh (light dawns) it is all fixed beforehand. Well if that's the case why are we going through all this rigmarole?" Alf one more explains it is not rigmarole it is ceremonial. "I keep telling you, woman, it's like the Queen's coronation." "Oh don't talk so soft!" Audrey is dismissive. "It's just a potty little town council!" The CE exchanges glances with Alf and takes a deep breath. "Take no notice, Mr. Pilkington," advises Alf. "Just ignore it. I do."
In the Rovers Betty asks Kevin how he likes his new car. Kev tells her it's great. Don observes that he will have to trade in his car soon. "I wish I could trade in my old banger." says Jack. "What do you mean? You haven't got a car." "I know. I meant our Vera!" Betty says she'll tell Vera he said that. Steve hobbles up on crutches. Bet is disappointed to find out that he only torn a ligament. She was hoping it was the result of someone's boyfriend (preferably Vicky's) catching up with him. Steve tells her he slipped on a beer-slopped floor while dancing in a club. Bet wants to know how Raquel's weekend with Des went. Quite well according to Raquel and she begins to tell Bet that Newcastle is on a big river. "Of course it is!" sneers Tanya as she overhears in passing. "It's Newcastle-on-Tyne! Everyone knows that." Raquel's reaction to this aspersion on her geographical knowledge is to observe to Bet that Tanya's nasty streak is caused by he inability to get a fella to fancy her.
Emily is sitting at the dining table with a blank look on her face. Percy arrives and offers to make some cheese on toast for lunch. "And while we're on the subject of food, it's about your wedding cake. . ." Emily tells him that he really doesn't have to make her a cake but Percy persists citing the economies to be gained by that course of action. "Now all I need to know is how many people you're expecting." "Not right now Mr Sugden. Not today." Percy notes she is looking a bit on the blue side. (Understatement!) He enquires if she is depressed. "It's not your old trouble coming on again?" Emily gets up to leave the room. "No, Mr. Sugden. It's not my old trouble."
Back in the Town Hall, after a break over the coffee cups, Mr. Pilkington continues his run through of the mayor making ceremony for Audrey's benefit and instruction. "Once the vote has been taken your husband will be acclaimed mayor and the cry will go up from one and all 'Go seek the worthy fellow from the confines of this proud borough and bring him hither.' Audrey suppresses a snort of laughter. "Mrs. Roberts?" enquires the Chief Executive. "Nothing. I'm just clearing my throat." Alf glares at her. Mr. P continues to explain that four councillors will then go though to the antechamber where she and Alf are seated. "Ooh that's handy isn't it?" says Audrey hardly suppressing a chuckle. "I mean, 'Go seek him out' and he just happens to be in the next room all the time!" Alf interjects. Look, it's tradition isn't it? It's historical. It's been going on for hundreds of years." "1888, actually," murmurs Jeremy P under his breath and then back on track, he explains that the councillors summon Alf to be Mayor and will drag him, protesting, into the Council Chamber. "Protesting? Alfie?" scoffs Audrey. "Look he sold his shop to be mayor. . Alf interrupts her "Look it's supposed to be about modesty. I've got to protest that I am not worthy of the honour they do me!" "Oh well, lie down on the floor Alfie," suggests Audrey in mocking tones. "It'll take more than four to shift you then!" The Chief Executive breathes deeply and fixes Audrey with a steely gaze. He tells her that he sincerely hopes she will enter into the spirit of the ceremony when the day comes. Audrey waves a reassuring hand. "Don't worry love," she tells him, "I wouldn't miss this for the world. I've always loved a good laugh."
Emily, in her zombie-like state, has made it over to the Kabin. As she gets her change Rita tells her she has got some very nice wedding invitations that she thinks will be just the thing for Emily. Emily is forced to utter the reality of her situation. "There's no need, Rita. There isn't going to be a wedding." "No wedding?" "I'm afraid not," is all Emily says in response as she turns and leaves a stunned Rita, gobsmacked, behind the counter.
Percy carries the drinks over to where Maude is sat in the Rovers. She wants to know if he's spoken to Emily about her idea of having a double ceremony. Percy admits he hasn't but he has some misgivings. He tells her he doesn't think a wedding should be like a Works Outing and that it should be something special, even at their time of life, for one couple only. Maude tells him if that's how he feels she won't argue. She only thought it would save money and she doesn't believe in throwing money away. "Oh, and that reminds me," she goes on, "don't buy any new pyjamas." She tells Percy she bought some for Wilfred just before he died and he never wore them. "Well, only a time or two." (Eeeew! Percy looks definitely uncomfortable that he might be stepping into a dead man's pyjamas!)
Ken has arrived at Denise's for their date. Over a drink they chat and he tells her he is amazed that they have this relationship, given the age difference, but also very pleased. He is looking forward to showing her off at the school dance. Denise tells him jokingly that she is not there for charitable reasons but seriously she is pleased also. The sound of a horn in the street and Ken tells her the taxi has arrived.
Downstairs, Don is waiting for his fare. He is amazed to see Denise turn the corner with Ken and Denise is no less surprised to realize Don is waiting for them. Ken is unaware of the tension in the cab as he directs Don to drop them at the school staff entrance.
Rita knocks on Emily's door. On finding out she is alone, she asks to come in. "I'm not here to nosy, but I can tell something's happened and you're distressed. Let me help."
At the school, Ken is arranging the return trip. Don tells him he'll probably be off by then but he'll send someone else. Denise sits silently in the back of the cab and then gets out quickly as if she can't bear to be there any longer. As Ken escorts her into the school she glances back and catches Don watching her.
Over a cuppa Emily tells Rita why she and Bernard are no longer getting married. Rita is horrified. "Why that's wicked and heartless!I thought he was decent man!" Emily defends him as best she can. She tells Rita that Bernard seemed to think that he might have to go through the same thing with her as he did with his mother and he couldn't cope. Rita reassures Emily that she is a sane as anyone. They have both had breakdowns but have got over them and got to be stronger because of it. Emily tells her she will need all her strength to get over this. "I really thought we would be happy together. I really loved him."
In the Rovers Audrey is in full flight, explaining to Betty, Bet and Jack, the ceremonials Alf is about the undergo. Having explained that they have to seek the worthy follow Audrey continues, "Now he could be anywhere couldn't he? In here supping? At home? But no! By sheer chance he just happens to be in the in next room!" Audrey collapses with laughter. "There's lucky!" grins Bet. "And what's more," Audrey through her giggles, "by sheer coincidence he just happens to have his best suit on!" Appreciative laughter from the audience while Alf glares at Audrey. "Come on woman, you're showing yourself up!" But Audrey, having got their attention, will have another round. In fact she will buy them all a drink. Bet says she thinks Audrey is going to enjoy the next twelve months. She tells them there's bound to be a few laughs after today's tomfoolery. "It's not Tomfoolery!" shouts an exasperated Alf. "You weren't standing where I was!" snickers Audrey. She can't wait to come in the Rovers with her mayoress' chain. "Never mind swanking, I'll be clanking!" Betty reminds her they have seen the chain before because Annie Walker wore it. "Yes,that because she was the first Mayoress," says Alf, "but she knew how to conduct herself. She was a lady!"
At Weatherfield Comprehensive School the dance is over and Ken and Denise are saying their goodbyes. Suddenly Denise freezes. Don is waving from his cab, "Over here!" Ken steers Denise towards their ride. She is less than thrilled that Don has turned up. "Great timing," says Ken. "I thought you were knocking off early tonight." "I changed my mind," replies Don. As her pulls away he gives Denise a mocking smile by way of the rear view mirror.
At the Mayor-elect's residence His Worship-to-be gets himself some liquid stress relief and tersely declines Audrey's offer of a cup of tea. "What's up with you all off a sudden?" Alf tells her she knows very well. "It's been snipe, snipe, snipe all day long. You've been a right pain!" "Me?" Audrey sounds astonished. She tells Alf he takes things too seriously. "I take them serious when they are serious. And it's time you did and all!" Audrey rolls her eyes and leaves the room. Alf stares into his brandy glass.
In Coronation Street, Don's taxi arrives at the Salon. Ken is concerned Denise has been so quiet during the trip back and asks if she's OK. He suggests some coffee. Denise gets out of the cab while Ken is paying up and opens her door. She turns to close it as Ken arrives. "Good night." "No coffee then?" Denise says nothing more than repeat her good night and closes the door leaving a puzzled Ken in the street.
Alf has changed for bed and returns to the living room. "It's no good sulking, Alfie," says Audrey idly turning magazine pages, "It doesn't impress me one bit." Alf finally reads the Riot Act and tells Audrey that he had enough of her today. "You showed me up at the Town Hall, and you showed yourself up!" Audrey replies, "Rubbish!" Alf tells her if she is to be his Lady Mayoress then she will need a different attitude. Audrey counters with, "Well who wants to be Mayoress any way? Get someone else to play your silly games!" Bluff called and taken! "Right I will!" Alf stomps off to bed.
Denise is not in bed. She is sitting on her sofa smoking a cigarette and staring at the wall. The phone rings. She carefully lifts the phone just enough to slip her finger onto the receiver bar and cuts the call. She then leaves the phone off the hook and turns off the lamp. The caller puts the phone down. Puzzled, Ken calls again but this time gets a busy signal. He stares at the phone and slowly puts it down. The camera pans to the open bottle of wine on his coffee table. Ken has filled the glasses in anticipation. The wine is red.
Libby Seekings
Jeremy Pilkington SIMON ROBERTS Heckler DES
CUMMINGS (Don't remember seeing this credited actor. Another WTN
cut?)
Written by JULIAN ROACH & JOHN STEVENSON Directed by BRIAN
MILLS
Wednesday (3687, Wednesday 20 April 1994)
As the credits roll, we open at Audrey and Alf's home. Audrey serves Alf his favourite breakfast of eggs, sausage. Audrey chatters away about going shopping and offers to take Alf out for lunch? He refuses to go. Audrey wonders if he is still upset with her? He admits she pushes into doing something "like being mayor" and then "you turn around and make a fool of me." Audrey denies making a fool of him and says she doesn't't have time for this "old fashioned baloney". He feels it is not baloney "it is tradition." He tells her he is considering asking someone else to be mayoress. Audrey tells him to stop being so pompous and he can "ask whomever you like, I don't care!"
At the salon, Denise is peering out between the slats of the blind and Fiona wonders if she had a nice time on her date with Ken? Denise tells her to mind her own business. When Denise sees someone out the window, she goes flying out of the Salon and crosses the road. She lays into Don for picking her up last evening, "when you were supposed to be off duty." Don says he was trying to make amends and help her out. She asks him not to do any favours for her. She accuses him of making harassing phone calls last night. He flatly denies it. Raquel comes along and asks Denise about a new hairstyle and wonders what Don thinks? Instead of answering, Don gets into his cab and drives off in a hurry.
At Emily Bishop's, Percy is working on his letter for the newspaper about the life cycle of a budgie. Percy feels since the article was incorrect (as his budgie is 17 years old.) Emily doesn't't think he should bother.
At the Salon, Ken arrives and wants to talk to Denise. She agrees and he wonders why she is giving him the "cold shoulder"? He says he thought they were having a wonderful time, but then when he brought her home, she didn't' want to "know him" He says he tried to call her last night, but she didn't answer. She says, "That was you?" Ken says it was, he just wanted to know what had happened. She says she did have a wonderful time. He asks again what went wrong? She says she really can't talk about it. Ken tells her to forget it and walks out.
At the Kabin, Percy is buying a stamp for his letter to the newspaper. Sally wonders why he is writing? He says it is about the lifespan of a budgie as his has lived for 17 years. Rita teases him about his budgie "causing a feather-dust up." Percy thanks her for the stamp and leaves. Alf comes in and wonders if he can speak to Rita? Rita wonders if everything is all right? Alf assures her it is but he wonders if she would do him a favour? She asks what it is? Alf says he would like her to be his mayoress. He admits that Audrey is not keen on doing it. Rita is not sure about accepting, as she does not want to offend Audrey. Alf says he thinks she would be perfect since she is gracious and lovely. She says she will think about it. Alf says he will be back in a few minutes after he has run an errand and she can give him her answer. She asks if they canmeet in the Rovers at dinnertime and she will tell him then. He reluctantlyagrees and leaves.
At The Rovers, Raquel is excited that Des is coming back, as she wants to give him a party. Betty wonders if it is an engagement party? Raquel says no, not yet, but you never know, after all she has met Des parents and he has let her move in, so it is a possibility. Tanya thinks she is kidding herself, if she really believes Des will marry her. Raquel says she is nasty and after all, look what's happened between her and Des so far.
At Sally's, Rita and Sally are having a nice cuppa tea. Sally asks Rita if she was happy when she was married? Rita says she was, but things were difficult both with Len and Ted. She says she loved them but things were hard. Sally asks how so? Rita tells her about Len having an affair and how she did not find out until the accident. Rita apologizes for wittering on "like an old lady." Sally tells her not to worry about it at all. Rita says she has had a happy life, despite its difficulties. Sally tells her to go on having a happy life.
Back at Emily's, Percy wants to re read his letter to Emily. Emily is reluctant to hear it as he has already read it 3 times. She finally relents and he reads about his budgie living to 17 years. Emily says he would be making a fool of himself sending that letter, as your budgie did not live 17 years; it is only a few years old. Percy wonders what she is talking about? Emily admits that Randy died and she replaced him. She says she hunted all over for one that was identical. Percy is stunned. He admits he is shocked and feels betrayed by what she has done. Emily (to herself) says he does not know the meaning of betrayal. Percy leaves and while walking runs into Rita. Percy tells her that he does not understand how Mrs. Bishop could have done it? Rita says it was difficult for her (Mrs. Bishop) too. Percy says "not half as difficult as it is for me." "To lose a loved one like Randy." As Percy walks away Rita says "Randy."
At the Salon, Don arrives wanting to speak with Denise. She tells him she is busy, but he insists. Don tells her he did not make any phone calls to her, he says even though he can't really prove it; he insists he did not do it. Denise says she knows it was not he. Don wonders why she accused him, if she knew it wasn't him? She says she didn't know at the time (and offers a half hearted apology). He begrudgingly accepts it and leaves.
At Emily's, Rita calls on Emily to see how she is doing? Emily says she told Percy the truth about his budgie, that she had replaced it several years ago. Rita says she knows, since she ran into Percy earlier. Rita asks Emily how she is really doing? Emily admits she is getting by, but it is difficult. She says she misses the time she spent with Bernard, and the laughs they would share. Rita says she hopes that this break-up will not result in Emily having one of her "episodes?" Emily says she does not believe it will. Rita says she knows how hard that sort of thing can be, because when it happened to her, she ended up in Blackpool as a singer (thanks to Alan Bradley). Emily hopes that Rita is not comparing Bernard to Alan? Rita assures her that Alan was evil and Bernard was simply weak. Emily says that Bernard saw what this illness did to his mother, and he felt guilty about being unable to help her. Rita says that may be so, but perhaps it is just as well he is not part of her life now.
Outside the Corner Shop, Ken and Alma chat. Ken wonders if Alma would join him for a cup of tea? She says she would love to and wonders if it will include a gourmet dinner? He says not unless you count "eggs and chips." Alma says that tea will be fine and the two set off.
At Ken's apartment, Ken and Alma talk about their relationship. Ken admits they did have a strike in their column (meaning Mike). Alma says that may be true but it is a moot point now. She wonders how things are going with Denise? Ken says he thought things were going well, until last night. He says when he brought her home; she gave him the cold shoulder. Alma wonders what that means? Ken says it is possible there is someone else. Alma says that if there were, Denise would have told him, as she is very straightforward.
At Emily's, Emily apologizes to Percy for blurting out about Randy without considering his feelings. Percy admits it was a shock. He wonders if Randy received a proper funeral? Emily says she took him to Eaton Park in a shoebox and buried him. Percy wonders if she could take him to the park? Emily says she is not sure she will remember where she buried him? Percy thinks it will come back to her when she sees the park again. Percy then asks her about her wedding cake? She says she won't be needing one. He wonders if it is because she does not want one? She says no, it is because the wedding is off.
At the Rovers, Don comes in and finds Denise. She tells him to get lost. He says she has been mucking up his life. She says it is his own fault. He tells her that Ivy saw him go into Denise's shop and wants to know what is going on? Denise asks if Don wants her to talk to Ivy? Don says no "it's ok, I've been in the dog house before, and I'm used to it." He walks off to get himself a drink.
At the Kabin, Alf comes in and wonders why Rita did not meet him in the Rovers? He says he waited for her for an hour but she did not come. She says she did show up, but he was gone. She says she went to see Emily. Alf wonders if their visit could have waited? Rita says that Emily is not doing well, since her break up with Bernard, and the wedding being called off. Alf wonders if Emily is ok? Rita says she is doing as well as can be expected. Alf asks about Rita being Mayoress? Rita says she has thought about it and would love to do it.
At Alf's house, Audrey comes in laden with shopping. Alf wonders if she had a nice time? Audrey says she did, she got him a few things. Alf thinks it is a good idea if they have separate interests. Audrey agrees completely as it gives them more to talk about when they come home in the evenings. Alf says that's true and they will have plenty to talk about, since he will be mayor and he has asked someone else to be mayoress. Audrey wonders whom he asked? Alf "I asked Rita." Audrey "Rita Sullivan?" Alf "How many Rita's do we know?" "You said you did not want to do it and I could ask anyone I wanted." "So, I asked Rita." Audrey "Over my dead body." Alf "Well it's done, now." "I can't go back on my word." "I asked, she accepted, case closed." Audrey is not pleased.
Episode Written by ADELE ROSE Directed by BRIAN MILLS
Thursday (3688, Friday 22 April 1994)
Friday (3689, Monday 25 April 1994)
Jim crosses the street and arrives at MVB Motors, dressed in a suit and overcoat. Mike hasn't arrived yet, and Jim is convinced that he was pulling "a fast one" when he offered him the Jaguar for the day. He moans to Kevin that Bet and Charlie are going to think he's a chump, and he has a few choice words to describe Baldwin, but the words are barely out of his mouth when Mike pulls in, jumps out of his car, and tosses the keys to Jim, telling him to "have a good day." Jim's mouth drops open in astonishment, and when Kevin asks him what he thinks of "Baldwin" now, Jim replies that he's "one of the finest wee men on this earth."
Raquel picks up the card that Tanya sent to Des for his birthday, but doesn't seem to find anything suspicious about her signing it with "love and kisses." She tells Des that he's "biased" against her, and that he ought to be nicer to her in the future. Des says he'll try, and as Raquel heads upstairs for a bath, Des wonders if Tanya will be coming to his birthday party. Raquel calls down that she said she'd "see," so hasn't committed one way or another yet.
At Jim's Cafe, Alma is telling Mike that she really can't figure him out. Why would he want to lend his very expensive car to Jim MacDonald? Mike gives her one of his fiendish grins and says that getting out will do Jim a world of good -- "all that fresh air and exercise." After Mike leaves, Audrey asks Percy how Emily is bearing up with the broken engagement, but Percy is less than forthcoming, letting her know that it's none of her business. Audrey jokes that Percy really wants Emily all to himself, and this remark disgusts Percy so much that he takes his leave.
There's a great deal of excitement as Charlie and Bet emerge from the back of the pub, all decked-out for their day at the races. Charlie is wearing a posh suit, and Bet has the necessary wide-brimmed hat with a bright blue bow and ribbon. Jack tells Charlie that he has a few "tips" about which horse is likely to win, and also asks that he place a few bets for him. Outside the pub, Charlie and Bet meet Liz and Jim, and everyone is suitably impressed when they see the Jaguar. Liz immediately recognizes it as Mike's car, and demands to know what's going on, but Jim assures her he'll explain everything later.
Percy pushes Maud's wheelchair around a park while she wonders about making their wedding plans. Percy is reluctant to bring the subject up with Emily, given her recently broken engagement, and thinks they ought to wait a few weeks, but Maud is of the opinion that Emily ought to sue Bernard -- she would, she adds. Percy looks a bit uncomfortable with this revelation, but goes on to say that they need to give Emily all the support they can, until she's over her disappointment.
Back at the street, Rita is telling Denise all about Emily's broken engagement, but abruptly changes the subject when Emily comes into the Kabin. As Denise leaves, Emily stops her and asks her to be sure to tell all her customers too. "Tell them what?" asks Denise, to which Emily pointedly replies that she's to tell them what Rita was just telling her. An embarrassed Rita points out that she was merely doing what Emily asked her to do, and Emily sighs and apologetically agrees that the rumour mill could save her a lot of awkward questions. Meanwhile, she's forgotten what she came in for. Mavis nervously asks if Emily would like to come for dinner the following night, and Emily wonders if it's just a coincidence that she's being invited for a meal shortly after losing her fiancee -- after all, Mavis hasn't exactly been eager to have Emily for dinner in the past, and indeed, she can't remember when they last ate together. As Mavis hums and haws, trying to come up with an appropriate answer, Emily suggests that she and Derek come to her house for dinner instead -- and Rita is invited too, if she'd care to come. Rita quickly makes excuses, claiming that she has a prior engagement, and Emily leaves. Mavis pulls a long face, wondering what she should do now, but Rita has no sympathy and tells her it's her own fault for "flinging around dinner invitations."
The Jag pulls into a grassy field and is parked among hundreds of other cars. Charlie, Bet, Liz and Jim climb out, and while Bet makes it clear that she needs to find a ladies room, Liz is feeling nervous about being responsible for Mike's car, and asks everyone to make sure that the doors are locked.
We return to the street, where Gail is at home and telling Audrey about Sarah-Louise's final check-up with the doctor. Audrey leaves, but dashes back into the kitchen to tell Gail that Mrs. Baker is coming up her front walk. "Oh, no!" sighs Gail, but tells Audrey to invite her in. Mrs. Baker launches immediately into an apology for stopping by without an invitation, but she thought that Gail was one of the few people who could understand what she's been going through. She's been thinking about suing the hospital because even though she's told herself that it's not their fault, she can't accept the circumstances surrounding Mandy's death.
Back at the races, Bet and Charlie are scanning the list of contenders while Charlie confides that as a kid he wanted to be a jockey. Bet asks what happened to the dream, and Charlie laughs that the horses "got smaller." He tries to explains the intricacies of betting as he checks over Jack's list of "tips."
At the Platts' house, Mrs. Baker is telling Gail that she just has to find out why her child died. It was supposed to be a "routine" operation, but after Mandy's death, all they could tell her was that there were "complications" arising from Mandy's asthma. "Procedures were followed" they told her. "She was a healthy child," she tells Gail, "so why did she die? It just doesn't make sense." She asks Gail if any of this makes sense to her, and Gail admits that it doesn't. Mrs. Baker has decided that she's going to ask for an official enquiry, and she's wondering if Gail could be called as a possible witness. Gail is stunned by this request, and can't see how she can be of any help, but Mrs. Baker reminds her that she was on the ward while Mandy was hospitalized, and knows first-hand how short-staffed they were. Gail agrees that they were under-staffed, and that Martin comes home knackered every night for precisely that reason, so when Mrs. Baker asks again that she be her witness, Gail agrees.
Jim locks his overcoat in the trunk of the Jag while another gentleman stops and watches him. He approaches and tells Jim he's sure he recognizes him. As it turns out, it's Major Ron Williams, Jim's old commanding officer from the army. They shake hands and walk back to the track together, happy to be reacquainted.
At the Rovers Return, Don and Jack are envious of the fun Jim and Charlie are having at the race track, both wondering when they last had that sort of day off. In response to Raquel's question, Tanya admits that she still isn't sure whether she'll be able to attend Des' party, but she doesn't hesitate to advise against it when Raquel wonders out loud whether she ought to invite Alex Christie, Des' boss. When asked why, Tanya can only offer her opinion that it doesn't seem a good idea, since it might prevent Des from really letting his hair down and having a good time.
Back at the races, Liz and Bet let out a great whoop of elation as their horse crosses the finish line first. Charlie hasn't fared quite so well, having taken his cues from Jack Duckworth's "tips." Jim approaches with Ron Williams, and introduces him to everyone. Ron offers to buy a round, but Bet and Liz insist that they'll pay for the drinks with their winnings. Ron assumes that Jim is doing very well for himself, based on the expensive car he saw in the parking lot, but before Jim can tell him that it isn't his, Bet interrupts and talks about the car as though it really does belong to Jim. Ron makes it clear that he's very impressed that one of his men has become so successful after leaving the military.
Percy arrives home and after asking about Emily's health, passes along Maud's concern for her and the broken engagement. Percy goes over to his budgie's cage, and begins to chat with the bird, but Emily rolls her eyes and informs him that it isn't necessary to "inspect" the bird each time he comes home -- she isn't likely to exchange him for another! In a bored tone she informs Percy that she has invited Mavis and Derek for dinner the following evening. When Percy wonders if that means that she'd like him to absent himself, Emily makes it clear that is exactly what she wants.
The Rovers Return is busier now with the after-work trade, and Raquel asks Martin if he and Gail will come to Des' party. Martin says they will be there, and heads home after finishing his pint. Tanya sidles over to Raquel and asks if she's told Des about her plan to invite his boss. Des tries not to appear too ruffled, but quickly tells Raquel that birthday parties are "not his sort of thing." Denise arrives and orders a cider, and down the bar, Don looks her over and contemptuously comments to Jack that this will probably mean that "Barlow" will be around in a few minutes. "Educators are a class above us," he says sarcastically.
Mike arrives at the pub and asks if the gang are back with his car. Des wonders what's going on, and Alma explains to him that Mike loaned Jim his car for the day, much to Des' surprise. Once again she questions Mike's motives in such a magnanimous act, which isn't at all like him.
Over the road, Gail is telling Martin about her visit from Mrs. Baker. She still can't understand why Mandy died from such a minor surgery, but all Martin can offer is that those sorts of things "just happen." Gail responds that Mrs. Baker can't accept that as an explanation, and is now thinking of making a formal complaint. If she did, would that affect Martin's job? Martin answers that it wouldn't -- luckily, he wasn't on the staff rota when Mandy died. Gail wonders what a complaint would involve, and Martin replies that forms would be filled out, charts looked at, an investigation would be launched, but ultimately she would be told that it was "just one of those unfortunate things," and that nothing else could have been done to save her. A bit exasperated, he tells Gail that people usually blame God when terrible misfortunes happen, but since Mandy died in hospital, they're going to be blamed.
In the Rovers, Jim is having a laugh over the fact that his ex-commanding officer thought the Jaguar was his car. He offers to reimburse Mike for the petrol they used that day, but Mike won't hear of it. Instead, he asks if Jim enjoyed driving the car, and Jim enthusiastically confirms that he did. Would he like to drive it again? Indeed he would, Jim answers. "Good," replies Mike, because as of the following week, he's planning to start his own "executive taxi service." It's something he's been thinking about for quite a while. He had the car -- "that was no problem," but what he was looking for was the driver. He looks at a gobsmacked Jim with a huge smile and pats him on the shoulder.
Heather Morlan
Mrs. Baker: JANE HOLLOWOOD; Major Williams:
SEBASTIAN ABINERI
Written by: PETER WHALLEY Directed by: JULIAN FARINO
Monday (3690, Wednesday 27 April 1994)
Jack and Don make plans for a night out. No women, cautions Don. We'll run a mile, assures Jack. Any predictions? Kevin and Jim stroll by speculating about Mike's latest scheme. Was he really serious about the post taxi service or was it a daft idea? Probably, they agree, and head into the Rovers for their dinner. (Never underestimate Mike Baldwin - you wouldn't think he'd print tshirts or sew knickers now would you?) Mike is in the Rovers and they ask if he was serious. Kevin reminds Mike that he can't have Jim swanning off when he's supposed to be working. Mike seems to be still weighing the options as there does seem to be a market for an executive taxi service. Mike checks that Jim has a clean license and a suit and all that remains is a chauffeur's license. Guess it's a go then. Behind the bar, Bet asks Tanya to give Des's party a miss as she really doesn't want to ask Betty to work if it's not an emergency. She doesn't mind at all, thought Tanya looks a bit reflective.
There's someone we've not seen in awhile. Elaine Fenwick is driving down the high street and she is shocked to notice Vera walking along wearing her Bettabuys uniform. She stops but traffic backs up so has to keep moving before Vera catches up.
Derek wants to get out of Emily's dinner party. Raquel rushes into the Kabin for last minute party supplies
At Bettabuys, Elaine rags Andy for carrying tins of ale out the front door, rather indiscreetly even though they are paid for and asks where Mr. Watts is. Mr. Watts bounds up eagerly and is dumped on for calling her Elaine instead of Miss Fenwick as befits an area manager on the shop floor. She questions him closely why she has seen Mrs. Duckworth, a former shoplifting suspect, walking down the high street wearing a Bettabuys uniform and drags Curly to the office to continue the interrogation.
Raquel and Des snuggle for a moment. Des thanks her for the party, telling her he doesn't deserve it (too right he doesn't!) Aw, she coos, yer worth it! She tells him that Tanya's working and asks her to give him a kiss from her. Des's face pales behind Raquel's back.
Elaine has Curly in the office trying to get to the bottom of the Vera situation. He evades her questions, avoids direct explanations and looks like a kicked puppy. She's outraged that he hired her after she was caught shoplifting. That was never proven! Only because he interfered! He tries to diffuse her anger by telling her that he loves her (eek!) She doesn't want to know and wants to concentrate of the matter at hand but he isn't forthcoming about anything else so she leaves in frustration, vowing to return when he's snapped out of his pathetic attitude.
Emily welcomes Derek and Mavis and offers them a sherry to start the evening. She assures them that Percy is out for the night, commenting that he has been tiresome lately, overly attentive. She's only been jilted, she isnt' an invalid. While she's in the kitchen fetching a corkscrew, Derek leans over to Mavis and wonders if Emily is ok? Mavis doesn't know and the pair seem a bit uncomfortable when Emily returns. They chat about Percy and Maud. Emily is concerned that the older couple are putting off their wedding day because Percy might feel she can't be left. And, she bitterly remarks, it's been proven that she certainly CAN be left, Bernard had no problem leaving her!
Denise enters the pub and stops short when she sees Ken at the bar. She takes a breath and makes a decision and joins him, gracefully accepting his offer of a drink. Kevin and Sally have a drink before the party with Martin who's on hi way home before getting ready for the same. Denise and Ken settle in a booth and make peace. Denise allows that it's all her fault, stemming from paranoia over phone calls which maybe she'll tell him about one day. She apologizes if he agrees to stop sulking about it. (she's got his number hasn't she?) They smile and it's all made up.
Oh dear, Emily has undercooked the potatoes and the peas are still frozen! Mavis tries to cover but Derek gently gets to the point when Emily confesses that she can't even remember preparing the meal. Is she all right? This seems to indicative that she's much more upset than she's letting on, upset about Bernard. Her face crumples and she beseeches them for answers. Why did he do it? Why give her all that hope? She angrily accuses Bernard of merely wanting someone to look after him in his old age and if she had money and a home, so much the better! Mavis tries to deny it but Derek, for once being supportive, agrees. She's right, Mavis, maybe he was after those things. Aren't most of us? Poor Emily, she really feels used and foolish for ever thinking anyone would ever want to love her and she breaks down and sobs into her napkin.
Martin sends Nicky to the kitchen to get himself a snack before Ivy arrives. This is the first time we've seen him in a long time, my he's growing like a week! Gail's ready and dressed for the party. Martin reveals that Mrs. Baker has filed a complaint against the hospital Gail already knows because she's had a letter asking her for an interview on the matter. Martin thinks she can always decline but Gail decrees that this is not the time nor place to discuss it (Nicky is sitting right there).
Looks like Emily has had a good cry on Mavis' shoulder while Derek sits at the table sipping wine. Mavis tries to assure her friend that Bernard probably did care for her but maybe just couldn't go through with the wedding, reminding her of her own aborted wedding with Derek the first time around. They hear Percy arrive home. Mavis further makes Emily realize that she doesn't have to pretend it doesn't matter and what a shock it really was. Emily can't face him so Derek is dispatched to head him off and take him for a drink. Derek does this by telling Percy that the women want to talk and want the men out from under their feet.
In the pub, Jack and Don arrive for a pint, having escaped the Legion bingo night. Denise comes to the bar to get more drinks and Don makes a disparaging remark, she didn't want him because of his age and now she's with "Barlow" he hisses sarcastically. She snaps at him and orders him to leave her alone. He gets angry and loudly claims she's poison, anyone with sense would leave her alone and he stomps out of the bar, leaving Jack astonished and at loose ends. Denise only tells Ken that Don had too much to drink.
Bet hasn't missed the undertones but goes along with Denise and asks jack not to fetch Don back, considering the mood he left in. She also asks Jack for a favour, seeing as his night off is now cut short.
Across the road, Raquel is the roving hostess and people are mingling, chatting joking and laughing. Curly arrives, not looking a whole lot happier than last we saw him. Andy is surprised Elaine hadn't chewed him up and spit him out. Nah, Curly speculates, some people are aggressive to cover up their real feelings. Whereas, Andy points out, some people are just aggressive. Trick is, they agree, to be able to tell the two apart! Martin tries to find out if Gail has passed on any state secrets to Mrs. Baker like careless remarks about the hospital being understaffed. Gail doesn't see why she shouldn't tell the truth just because he works there.
Back at the bar, it's very quiet now. Percy and Derek decide to have another half to make sure they stay away long enough. Ken and Denise decide to go for a bite to eat. Jack is stood behind the bar, giving Tanya leave to go to the party, he tells a surprised Vera. Don went home early.
And there she is. Des is pleased she's there in spite of his initial relief that she wouldn't be. Raquel is tipsy and wobbling around, warbling sentimentally, much to the amusement of her guests. There's more chatter and conversation.
Derek and Percy arrive back. Mavis tells them that Emily has gone to bed and is feeling better now for getting it all out after bottling it up for so long. Percy promises to look after her and the Wiltons go home.
By the time we get back to the party, Mike is lecturing Curly and martin about women's lib and men's downfall from their former dominance in society because of it. Andy and Steve are bickering and Kevin and Sally are tired and ready to go home. Raquel is really drunk now, Alma decides to lead her out back for some fresh air. Des and Tanya are canoodling in a dark corner of the garden when Alma and Raquel come out. They spring apart and by the time Alma sees them, they are only stood there but she's twigged something's up and leads an oblivious Raquel straight back inside again. Des is grateful for the close shave but Tanya figures Raquel will find out sooner or later.
Diane Johnston
Tuesday (3691, Friday 29 May 1994)
Des wants to eat his cake and have it, Derekjust wants cake and Gail discovers that the the hospital enquiry might not be a piece of cake.
Martin is packing his bag - to go to work. Gail descends the stairs in her dressing gown. She would have had a lie-in she says but very soon two kids would be jumping all over her. She offers Martin breakfast. He thinks she is feeling guilty but she tells him there is nothing to feel guilty about. "Oh yeah," Martin mutters, "every wife should give evidence against her husband and his mates!" Gail folds her arms. "All mates together?" Martin corrects himself and calls them colleagues. He pauses at the door and tells her that some people would call it betrayal. Gail retorts that some people would say Martin thinks his job is more important than a child's life. Martin protests at this and starts out the door. "Oh that was horrible! I didn't mean that. I take it back!" "Well, you said it!" shouts Martin, slamming the door as Gail calls after him, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean it."
Someone else is up early. Tanya opens the door the Des. "I had to see you," he says. Tanya tells him not to apologize. "It's a perfect start to the day," she tells him with a kiss.
Gail walks into the café and finds Alma with her head in the oven. She is cleaning it. Gail says she thought they agreed on nine o'clock for their cleaning blitz. Gail has just come over to get some bacon for the kids' breakfast. "I've just been horrible to Martin she confesses. "Well that's what he's there for," replies Alma breezily. "Hey do you want to hear a bit of gossip?" Gail says she's not in the mood but Alma tells her it's really good. "Oh, go on then." Alma tells her about Des and Tanya in the garden at his party and how Alma nearly walked Raquel right into them. Gail's interest is piqued. She says she'll be back at nine for the full story.
Des and Tanya are having coffee. (Tanya looks quite different with her hair down and her make-up off.) Des tells her he knows Raquel will find out about them sooner or later but it mustn't be like that. "She mustn't walk in on us." Tanya asks, "And she definitely doesn't know?" Des tells Tanya that Raquel is aware of her but she hasn't clocked anything. "Is that because she's thick?" asks Tanya with a smirk. Des springs to Raquel's defence. He tells her that Raquel takes things at face value and always sees good in people even when the bad sticks out a mile. "Almost a saint really!" says Tanya sarcastically. She lists off Raquel's supposed good qualities and says mockingly, "I could marry her myself!" Des points out Raquel has got no malice to which Tanya responds, "There's a lot of things she hasn't got!" She tells Des that Raquel is a dumb bimbo."I don't know what she does when the lights go out but it must be fantastic!" Des says not really so Tanya wants to know what the attraction is. "I like her." "And you don't like me?" Tanya notes the slight hesitation before he answers. "You had to think about that one!" Des tells her he does more than like Tanya. "I know you do, so do it!" she challenges. Des tells her he's going to work which does not please Tanya. Tanya wants to know what he did come round for. "To tell you how I feel," replies Des. "And to tell me how wonderful Raquel is," screams Tanya. "Get out!"
"Well a thrusting and dynamic salesman would," says Mavis as we arrive at the Wilton's on the tail end of a conversation. "Implying I'm not?" Mavis retorts, "If the cap fits . . " The issue is working on a Bank Holiday Monday which this day is. Mavis has to work at the Kabin and Derek finds her apersions on his salemanship to be be sour. Derek is of the opinion that trying to sell on a Bank Holiday would be pointless. Mavis addresses her remarks to the budgie. "Do you hear that? I'm sour because I haven't got a hardworking husband!" Derek tells her he is hardworking except on Bank Holidays. Mavis consoles the budgie with the information that at least there's one breadwinner in the family. Percy Sugden arrives to ask a favour. If the Wilton's are going out for a run in the country would they take Mrs. Bishop with them. Derek says nothing but sinks lower in his arm chair and raises his newspaper. Percy tells them Emily needs taking out of herself and could do with an outing. Mavis explains that she has to work but Derek has the day off and could take Emily out. "Oh, I'm sorry," says Derek, "but I'm working too. Nothing stops for a Bank Holiday." Mavis gives Derek a look as she shows Percy out and returns with he eyebrows raised. "Well what would you have done?" says Derek. Mavis retorts that the question does not arise in her case. "When I say I'm working, I'm telling the truth!" She slams the door. Harriet tweets from her cage. "That's right, take her side!" says Derek.
Alma is sweeping the floor when a customer knocks on the door. She shouts that the café is closed but it turns out to be Des and she opens the door. He has come to thank Alma for her diplomatic efforts at the party. "I'm not proud of myself, if that's what you think, but I'd appreciate it if no one else found out." Alma smiles weakly and gives a little embarrassed laugh, "Course not. I mean, what do you take me for?" She says goodbye to Des and shuts the door behind him. "Whoops, too late!" says the look on her face.
Vicky and Charlie are sitting in the back room of the Rovers having breakfast. Vicky tells him she is going to stick around a few days until Bet's birthday. Charlie asks if the pub is Vicky's home. She admits she doesn't really fit into a backstreet pub but is unwilling to seem ungrateful to Bet. "It's just that you've seen better?" enquires Charlie. "Well yes." They agree there is better out there. "Just you make sure you find it," advises Charlie. Bet appears and wonders what they are up to. "Just plotting you birthday present," says Vicky. Bet says she must not do that. There is to be no mention of birthdays on pain of death. "And that goes for you and all," Bet warns Charlie. On being asked how he slept, Charlie tells her she must get a longer bed for the spare room. "Planning on stopping?" asks Bet hopefully. "No, but I'm planning on coming back." Charlie is off to Calais. "We're not envious in the least," Bet tells him. "Cos there's no place like home.
Derek is in the Kabin, still needling Mavis over her jealousy of his day off. Audrey bursts in to make sure Rita still has copies of the Gazette. She wants six. "Oh are you in it?" says Rita. Audrey admits to a little feature about herself and Alf. "If any one had told me I'd be Lady Mayoress of all Weatherfield I'd have said they were barmy!" "Just goes to show," mutters Rita under her breath. Audrey lays it on as how she's not really bothered, she's just doing it for Alf, although there will be some fairly important people at the inauguration. "Ooo! won't you be nervous?" witters Mavis. Audrey assures them not. She will take it in her stride. Mavis wants to know exactly who all these posh people will be. "Oh anyone who's anyone from the civic world," glosses Audrey. "You, Alf, Deputy Head of Sewage . ." Rita gets her little dig in. Sensing that Rita is having a little dig at her expense, Audrey tells them that it will be everyone from the Chief Executive down. "And do you know, his wife has a Pekinese that won best of breed at Crufts!" with this shining example of the high society with whom she will be rubbing noses, Audrey flounces out leaving Rita biting her bottom lip to suppress her laughter. Derek remarks that he's glad he isn't mayor. Mavis assures him he wouldn't be asked. "It needs thrust and dynamism." "Honestly Mavis," Derek peeves, "Just because I don't want to drive a batty woman round the beauty spots doesn't mean I lack thrust!" Mavis is very upset at Derek's characterization of Emily. "Derek, that's disgusting!" Before total war breaks out, Rita tells Derek she's trying to run a business and to save it for after five o' clock.
At the café Sarah Louise is helping with the floor cleaning while Alma gives Gail the low-down on the near collision of Tanya and Raquel, swearing her to secrecy on account of her promise to Des. "And she didn't see them?" asks Gail. "No thank goodness, poor cow!" "Ah well, ignorance is bliss," observes Gail.
Upstairs, a fully coiffed and made-up Tanya opens the door to Des. "Yep, back again," he says hanging his head. Des has come to say he's sorry. "Sorry for what?" Tanya offers a few suggestions. "Sorry you feel this way? You're sorry you hate upsetting me? You're sorry I've been on your mind all morning and you can't think of anything else?" Tanya tells him she's sorry he's only bothered about keeping things from Raquel. "If she found out, you'd ditch me right away." She tells him it's no different from the treatment she gets from Alex. She's stuck waiting around for him and now's she stuck waiting around for Des. Des isn't happy to hear her mention Alex and Tanya tells him she didn't need to hear him singing Raquel's praises. Des says he just doesn't want to hurt Raquel. They agree not to mention Raquel or Alex. "Do you know?" says Des, looking into her eyes, "you're really beautiful."
A beautiful view of a lake (well probably a reservoir). Emily and Derek are admiring the view. Emily says she would never have thought about going out anywhere if Derek hadn't knocked on her door. "I hope you don't think I'm the batty old neighbour you have to keep an eye on," says Emily almost quoting the earlier remarks Derek made about her. "Of course not," Derek lies. He tells her he had a couple of calls to make and was glad of the company. Emily senses the false note in his tone and assures him that he is not to worry about her becoming ill again. In spite of Bernard Morton's assumptions she is not under that sort of pressure. "Foolishly, I'd invented some sort of rosy future for myself. I was just setting myself up for the inevitable let-down." Derek thinks she is being pessimistic. "We all need hopes and dreams," he tells her. Emily is realistic about her position. "It's getting a little late now, for either."
At the Rovers Betty is not happy. It's fifteen minutes past midday and Tanya has come in to work yet. (She must have been delayed by Des) Bet tells her they'll wait another five minutes and then call Raquel. Betty goes off to the kitchen grumbling about having to do all the work. Bet approaches Audrey and Alf for their order. Audrey tells her just a half for Alf because he has to get into his robes for the inauguration. This is by way of introduing the topic so Audrey can put Bet on the spot as to whether she will attend the ceremony. Alf is embarrassed by Audrey's canvassing. Bet makes polite excuses about staff problems which fortunately are backed up by Tanya's arrival. "Where have you been lady? Betty's gunning for you!"
Back at Soul Search Vista, Derek is confiding to Emily that his job is not turning out well. "I made the same mistake as you, Emily. I've had the cheek to imagine a rosy future." Emily thought it was going well. Derek tells her that no matter how much effort he puts into a job he always gets the same result - failure or redundancy. Derek tells her he so much wants to be something in Mavis' eyes but no matter what he does the truth always comes crashing in. "I'm a rather small ordinary man." "Is that should a bad thing?" Derek tells her it's an appalling thing because Mavis deserves better than that. "She deserves a hero." Emily tells him Mavis might deserve a hero. "The question is, would she want one?" "Wouldn't every woman?" asks Derek. Emily is not so sure. "I should a have been a weaver," muses Derek. "Oh to get out of it all and spend days at home quietly leaving." Emily wonders if Mavis would like that. Derek concludes ruefully that he won't do it though. He will stay in the rat race. "Dog eat dog," he sighs.
At the Platt household Audrey is doing her bit for future family history by distributing copies of the Gazette to her grandchildren. She remarks that it's not a bad photo, in spite of Alf's stomach. Gail tells her that they will be at the ceremony cheering them on. Nicky (sorry Nick) wants to go as well but he has school. When asked what subjects he has that afternoon he says math and then changes his mind and tells his mother it's sports. "I thought you were busy on that day," reminds Martin. Gail tells him she can go to the hospital in the morning and the Town Hall in the afternoon. Audrey wants to know why Gail has to go to the hospital. "To give evidence against her husband," grumbles Martin.
Derek has returned home with a little triumph to tell to Mavis. On the way home he called in at a building site and may have an order for 20 dehumidifiers. "I'm not counting any chickens but I think Emily might have bought me luck." Mavis is puzzled. "Emily? Why Emily?" Derek tells her about his good deed for the day. Emily tells him she is so proud of him. "Did she enjoy herself?" Derek thinks so. "By the time we got back, I swear she had more colour in her cheeks." Mavis is most impressed. She hugs Derek. "My hero!" Derek is chuffed to little mintballs. "That's one of the nicest things you've ever said!"
Raquel is checking that Bet is out of the way of the back room before Vicky shows her the present she has bought. Large, dangley pearl earrings. "Ooh! They're gorgeous!" says Raquel. "You don't think they're too you know . .?" Raquel assures her they are perfect but she was also going to buy earrings. Vicky tells her she mustn't get anything. "She has this thing about getting old and she doesn't want anyone to know." Vicky explains she bought the gift before Bet said anything. Bet come in looking for Raquel and Vicky quickly places her arm over the box.
In the bar Percy and Maude are discussing a wedding date. Maude suggests June 4th. But Percy tells her he has a prior engagement that day - in France. "In France?" Percy explains he will be going to the D-Day 50th anniversary celebrations. Maude is shocked. Percy tells her he didn't mention it as he thinks of it as something that doesn't interested women. Maude is shocked and insulted. "Do you not think I was part of the War? Or do you think it all went on while I sat with my feet up eating chocolates?!" Percy apologizes. "Didn't interest woman!" Maude scolds. "What you mean is you're not interested in women!" She accuses him of fixing up a lads outing. "All Folies BergÀre and Madamoiselle from Armentieres." Percy denies this and tell her it will be one of the most solemn occasions of his life. "So solemn that you didn't think to tell me," observes Maude.
Behind the bar Raquel is giving Tanya further bulletins about her life with Des. She tells her that Tanya won't see her Des in the Rovers tonight. "He's saving himself for later. He's booked the alcove table at Tokyo Dream. He was shattered when he came in, poor love." The shatteree wisely keeps her mouth shut.
Across the bar Denise is stood between Jim and Ken. Jim wants to know if they have any plans for the holiday weekend. (I'm confused I thought today was the Bank Holiday. It was for Mavis and Derek) Denise says she hates sport, she's nothing to decorate and fresh air makes her sick. Jim agrees about the fresh air bit. "Yes," says Denise (lighting up a ciggie) "No wonder animals don't live long." She moves off in the direction of the loo and Jim signals his approval of Ken's taste in women. He then confesses, "Between you and me there was a time when I was thinking along those lines myself. But no harm done." Ken's face darkens. "What do you mean, no harm done?" Jim explains that he was separated at the time. "But she was there for me, so she was." Ken looks thoughtful. He is starting to realize that Denise is freer with her favours than he realized.
At the Platt's, Martin is having trouble concentrating on his studies. He is worried about the enquiry and Gail's part in it. He tells her he wanted a bit of loyalty. Gail points out that Mrs. Baker asked her to attend the enquiry. "What am I supposed to say Martin? Your daughter's dead. Forget about it woman? Of course I can't. I've got to attend." Martin is worried that he might have said something to Gail in confidence that she might blurt out at the enquiry. "That's it Gail. My job's on the line. Two years studies down the sink!" He gets up from the table. "And Mandy Baker's dead," says Gail quietly.
Libby Seekings
Written by STEPHEN MALLATRATT Directed by ROBERT KHODADAD
Wednesday (3692, Monday 2 May 1994)
At the Rovers, the postman arrives, Vikki is getting Bet's tea,
and Bet comes downstairs. Vikki tells her she was ready to get
her tea. Bet tells her not to worry. Vikki wishes her a
happy birthday. Later, Bet sits at the table to go through
her birthday post, she notices a card. She opens it but is not
pleased to receive it. Vikki asks what's wrong? Bet shows
her the card (from Alec). Vikki comments it is nice that
Alec remembered. Bet would have preferred if he had forgotten.
At Gail and Martins, Gail is getting ready to go to the inquiry. Martin is not happy she is going and asks her to change her mind. Gail says it is something she has to do. She says she will come home as soon as she can to get the kids ready for Alf's ceremony. With that, she's gone to the inquiry into the death of Mandy Baker.
At the Salon, Audrey is having a complete makeover. Fiona wonders if Audrey will enjoy herself at the ceremony? Audrey thinks she will, but hopes to miss the speeches. She comments that Alf has a habit of dropping things on his clothes (Alf comes in). Alf asks whom she is talking about? She admits she was talking about him dropping things. He is anxious to go and wonders how long she will be? He asks she not discuss his habits with other people. Audrey tells him not to worry about a thing, it is her they are coming to see, not him. She says when Charles and Diana go out, who is it the public wants to see? Alf says he is the one being made Mayor! She says that may be true, but she needs to look her best, as it will be her, that people are watching. Alf asks how long she will be? Denise tells him that they can't rush perfection. Alf rolls his eyes heavenward and tells her to hurry along.
Back at the Rovers, Vikki gives Bet her present. Bet admonishes her saying she should not have bought her anything. Vikki says she already had it. Bet opens the package and finds a pair of earrings, which she immediately puts on, saying they are lovely. Betty arrives, wishes Bet a happy birthday and presents her with her gift. Bet wonders what it is? Bet opens the package and finds a new teapot. Betty admits she was tired of pouring out of that drippy one. Bet thanks her and Vikki goes to make a fresh pot of tea. Betty comments that she is sure Raquel will have a present as well "since she is as soft hearted as I am." Bet hopes she hasn't, as she would just as soon forget it is her birthday. Betty wonders if Charlie is taking Bet out? Bet says Charlie is in France and won't be here for her birthday.
At the Kabin, Mavis withers on about Gum and how before the war you never saw it anywhere but that is not the case any more. She comments that almost every teen-ager who comes through the door buys one. (Kevin comes in). Rita comments that Kevin is hardly a teenager. Kevin wonders what she is talking about? Rita says that Mavis was remarking that almost every person through that door buys a pack of gum. (Kevin is buying a pack.) Mavis asks Kevin why he is buying it? Kevin asks Rita if Mavis is joking? Rita sarcastically comments that everything in Mavis mind is a joke." Mavis is not pleased. Kevin takes his gum and Rita asks how Sally is doing? Kevin says she is resting but she won't be happy with him later, since he was supposed to go the hospital with her for a scan but now won't be able to. Rita asks why? He says he is swamped at work and Jim is away with the "Baldwin taxi service." Rita offers to take Sally to the hospital for the baby scan. Kevin wonders if she can really spare the time? She says she can, since Mavis will cover for her. Mavis reluctantly agrees. Rita and Kevin set out.
Back at the Rovers, Raquel tells the others the finer points of eating sushi. Betty says the idea of eating raw fish makes her ill. Raquel says it is wonderful, having it prepared for you. She says it is a social occasion, a spectacle. Betty comments that it is pure farce. Tanya arrives, bearing gifts for Bet for her birthday. Raquel questions Vikki about giving presents to Bet? Vikki says it was a change of plans and apologizes. Raquel comments they have made her look a right fool.
At Gail and Martin's, Martin is getting David ready. Sarah Louise wonders where Mummy is? Gail arrives, apologizes for being late saying she was called last and got stuck in traffic. Martin says they have to get going. She wants a few minutes to get ready to leave. Martin is adamant about going so they won't be late.
At the Town Hall, Audrey comes out, looking for Gail and Martin. She asks Mr. Bowes (the driver) to look out for them? He says he will, if she calls him Bryan. She agrees, and Bryan it is. She tells them that her daughter and son in law are coming, with their two children and to please keep an eye out for them? He says he will; Gail will be easy to spot, if she is as pretty as her mother. Audrey thanks him and heads up stairs.
In the Mayor's chambers, Audrey goes in to see Alf. As he turns towards her in full mayoral regalia, she is speechless, saying he looks terrific. Alf is pleased as punch.
Meanwhile, Martin and Gail arrive, Martin is not in a good mood. Gail wants to get things settled. Martin says there is nothing to settle. Gail does not agree, she did what she felt she had to do. Martin says that he knows about what goes on at these inquiries, she was called last and then told that her testimony was irrelevant. She reluctantly admits that is exactly what happened. Bryan comes and introduces himself, saying Audrey and Alf are expecting them. He leads the way into the Town Hall.
At Kevin and Sally's, Sally and Rita are looking at the picture of the baby scan. Kevin comes in and wonders what happened? Sally says everything is fine and shows him the picture. Rita comments that it is amazing what they can do with technology now. Kevin asks if she is sure everything is ok? Rita admits that Sally's blood pressure is a little high, and she needs to take things easy. Sally assures him it is nothing serious. Rita says she needs to look after herself. Rita tells Sally to get some rest, while she takes Rosie shopping, Sally says she couldn't possibly put Rita through all that trouble. Rita insists, saying she will start by preparing lunch.
At the Rovers, Raquel is upset that everyone gave Bet a present expect her. Bet tells her not to worry, since she did not want a fuss made. She says the presents remind her of how ancient she is. Raquel insists she is not old, "you can still pull a bloke." Bet admits she may be right, and thanks her for the compliment. She says it is the best present anyone has given her today.
Back at the town hall, Audrey says she would offer them a ride home, but they have another function. Gail says they have the car. Martin congratulates Alf and says they must be going. Gail, Martin and the kids leave. Audrey notices a stain on Alf's shirt and starts to wipe it off. Alf tells her not to bother and they had for the limo. Bryan asks if they are going home? Audrey says they are but wants to make a detour.
At the Rovers, Mike comes in, comments he is glad Jim is drinking orange juice, as he has a pickup for Jim to make. Jim takes the information and Mike heads out. Percy wonders how Jim can keep his temper under control driving people around? Jim says it is not much different than the army. Percy says it is different since even though people were different ranks, there was still respect. Jim says he will manage, not to worry. He says goodbye to Percy and sets off.
Bet serves Denise, and Denise wishes her a Happy Birthday. Denise quickly drinks her drink and Bet asks what's wrong? Denise says she has been rushed off her feet all day. Raquel says she has finished everything and Bet tells her to go ahead home. As Raquel is leaving, Audrey and Alf arrive outside in their limo. Percy comes out as well, and Raquel wants to go and say hello. Percy says why bother; just to see Alf and Audrey Roberts in their finery, riding around in a car that cost the taxpayers 30,000 GBP? Reg Holdsworth is taking a delivery at the shop, so the limo is stuck behind the van. Alf asks Bryan to get Holdsworth to move the car. He says he does not want to be stuck in traffic "for the likes of Reg Holdsworth!" Bryan gets out to see what he can do. Raquel comments on how lovely Audrey looks. Percy is not impressed and comments about all the money this is costing the taxpayers, who can barely afford to keep themselves going "on account of the taxes we pay at the end of the year." Alf wants to get going, there are two boys toying with the flag on the car and Alf shoos them away. Percy comments that their parents have paid the tax for the car. Alf climbs out of the car, Reg apologizes to them for keeping them saying they will only be a few more minutes. Alf is furious telling Reg to move the van, now! Percy comments he doesn't know why they need a mayor at all? Bryan says that the British don't take kindly to mayors and the like and the thing they like the least is a well fed mayor, Audrey says they are not the only ones and asks Bryan to let her know when he (Alf) has stopped making a fool of himself.
Meanwhile, Charlie arrives and surprises Bet with a visit. He is carrying a box of lager. He wonders if she thought all he would bring would be a box of lager? She says she was not expecting him at all, let along a box of lager. He has a present for her. She opens it, a bottle of perfume. He comments that he would not have just brought her lager. He says it is all-legal and above board and wonders if she would be interested in selling it? She says no, she won't sell illegal booze in her bar! He apologizes and says he made a mistake, wants to take a rest. He heads upstairs wishing her a happy birthday.
At Gail and Martin's Nicky says that Grandma Audrey went to have a drink while they were shouting in the street. Gail says that's about the size of things. Nicky is disappointed he missed it and heads upstairs. Gail asks Martin if they can spend sometime together? He says he has some revising to do for school, heads for the kitchen, leaving Gail alone.
Later, Charlie comes down; Bet asks if he is feeling better? He says he is. She admits she has had a bad day. He says there is nothing you can do about birthdays. She says it's not that, and shows him the card. Charlie opens it and asks if it is from her husband? She says it is. He wonders, Where that leaves us? Bet I don't know but I never want to get hurt again.
As the credits roll
Stephanie Hodgson
Written by: KEN BLAKESON Directed by ROBERT KHODADAD
Thursday (3693, Wednesday 4 May 1994)
Friday (3694, Friday 6 May 1994)
It appears that Derek has made a momentous decision, and over breakfast he tells Mavis that he's fed-up with selling Envirosphere products. He's going to call Lawrence Cooper that very morning and tell him he can have all his silly products back. Then he'll start looking for something new.
Next door, Raquel retrieves the mail and asks Des if something is bothering him. He wonders why she's asking, and she comments that he didn't seem to sleep well, tossing and turning all night. He puts it down to indigestion. Raquel answers the phone, and her disposition changes immediately as she responds that she'll be there. When she hangs up, she happily tells Des that it was the agency, and they've booked a photo-shoot for her the following Monday -- "wedding dresses," she adds with a sigh. "Brilliant" says Des as he kisses her goodbye and heads off to work.
Mike arrives at the garage, but in response to his question about Jim's whereabouts, is informed by Kevin that he hasn't arrived yet. Mike gripes about paying his staff for skiving, and asks Kevin to give Jim a list of the chauffeuring jobs Mike has lined-up for the following week. Kev glances over the list, and points out that Jim will be booked every day next week except Thursday. Mike grins that business is much better than he could have predicted, but seeing the scowl on Kevin's face, wonders if he has a problem with that. Kevin knows better than to complain, especially when Mike reminds him that there are a lot of unemployed mechanics who would be more than happy to have his job.
Ken pops into the salon and wonders if there's any chance that Denise could book a few hours off that afternoon. It seems there's going to be a cocktail party at the school, in honour of a teacher who recently died. There's also to be a tree-planting in his memory that will be officiated by none other than Mayor Alf Roberts. Denise giggles at the prospect, and wonders if she could bring someone else along. Ken warns her not to even think of it. Denise claims to have quite a few bookings, and then moans to Ken that she's just finished reading her novel, and is in need of a new book. He offers to find her a new one, and suggests something by Hardy. Ah, Denise knows all about him -- and his partner Laurel.
Derek arrives at the Kabin for a "quiet word" with Mavis about his discussions with Lawrence Cooper, but Mavis loses patience with the cloak and dagger whispering and informs him that there's no need for all the secrecy -- Rita is aware that Derek is about to quit his job with Envirosphere. Derek announces that Mr. Cooper wasn't terribly pleased with his news, so they're going to be meeting the following Monday. Meanwhile, Derek must "get on" with the task of selling, at least until he can return the products to Envirosphere. "Never let it be said that Derek Wilton didn't give anything 100%" he proclaims on his way out.
Elaine Fenwick marches through the aisles of Bettabuys, and stops when she sees Vera stacking shelves. She continues on her mission until she finds Curly and informs him that she wants "a word" about Mrs. Duckworth. When Curly tries to defend his decision to keep Vera on the payroll, Elaine curtly informs him that they need to move this discussion to his office, where they can talk in private.
Meanwhile, Des has taken another detour to Tanya's flat, and they are discussing their plans for a romantic tryst away from Weatherfield. Des wonders when they should go, and what he'll tell Raquel. Any time is fine for Tanya, and "Raquel will stand in for me," she smirks. Des suggests they go the following Wednesday, and Tanya teases him that he isn't one to "hang about." He asks where she would like to go, but Tanya suggests that he surprise her. "The Cotswolds?" suggests Des, and Tanya reiterates that it's supposed to be a surprise.
Back at Bettabuys, Elaine Fenwick is haranguing Curly that Vera Duckworth ought not to be working there, especially as she's a suspected shop-lifter. Curly reminds her again that the allegations were never proven, and besides that, he knows first-hand what that job means to Vera. He maintains that employees are people, and not just small cogs in the huge machinery of big business, and assures her that Vera will be out if there is ever any question of her honesty. Elaine realizes that this is an argument she can't win, so she accuses Curly of showing Vera far more support than he's ever shown for her. "Nothing personal," Curly assures her.
On Coronation Street, Reg answers the phone at his mini-mart, and informs Maureen that "Godzilla" wants to speak to her. Maureen exchanges a few words with her mother, and ultimately informs her that there's nothing she can do. After hanging up, Maureen tells Reg that her mother's washing machine has broken down, and now Percy has shown up and wants to take her out instead of waiting for the repairman. "Never mind all that," snorts Reg. What he wants to know is when Percy Sugden is going to take her mother off their hands. "We'll have to encourage them to do it as quickly as possible," he sighs, referring to the upcoming nuptuals. Steve MacDonald interrupts the discussion by asking if there's anymore of "that" lager (nudge, nudge), to which Reg responds that he's expecting another "shipment" that afternoon. Steve asks him to set aside a few cases, and that Kevin Webster would like a case saved too. Reg is only too happy to oblige. After Steve leaves, Maureen confronts Reg and asks if he's thought about what he's doing. Selling the lager is illegal, and he's not only running the risk of a heavy fine if he's caught, he could be putting their whole business in jeopardy. Reg sneers at her doom and gloom warnings, and says he's only trying to make a few quid.
Elaine Fenwick finds Vera, still stacking shelves, and tells her how "lucky" she is -- not only to be employed, but to have "a fervent champion in Mr. Watts." "Eh?" responds Vera, unaware of what's going on, but Miss Fenwick stomps off without further comment. Curly tries to catch up with her, and calls to her that all he wants is an hour of her time, perhaps over lunch, but Miss Fenwick wants none of it and leaves in a huff.
Raquel moons over the upcoming bridal gown photo-shoot as she and Bet have tea in the living room, while Bet quips that seeing the pictures might give Des some ideas. They're interrupted by Tanya, who wonders if she can have next Wednesday off. Raquel immediately offers to cover for her, since Tanya has already done the same for her on several occasions. When she also remarks that as far as she knows, she and Des have nothing planned, Tanya laughs and goes off to make a start on the bar.
Sally dashes into the Kabin for a few items and when asked, assures Rita that she's feeling better today. Now she's off to pick up the kids from playgroup. When Rita learns that Sally doesn't have the car, she immediately offers to drive Sally there -- after all, they're hardly rushed off their feet in the Kabin. Mavis rolls her eyes in exasperation and reminds Rita that she was supposed to go to the wholesaler, but Rita says that can always be done at another time. Outside the shop, Rita offers to take Sally and the kids to a burger bar. Sally agrees that the kids would really enjoy that, so runs over to the garage to let Kevin know that they won't be home for lunch.
Alf and Audreh are in the back of their chauffeur-driven limousine, and are pulled up in front of Weatherfield's elementary school. When Audrey realizes that she'll have to travel about 100 feet to the tree-planting site, she immediately begins to complain, claiming that she can't walk "that far" in high heels. Alf sighs but realizes it's pointless to argue with her, so agrees he'll just have to do it on his own. Ken arrives to escort "Mr. Mayor" to the site, and Audrey explains that she's not going -- the soft ground will ruin her shoes, but she will join Alfeh later for the wine and buffet.
Back at the Rovers Return, Bet comments to Raquel that she's been wearing a smile all day, ever since learning of the modelling job. Raquel sighs happily and tells Bet that she's just started to feel that things are finally going to happen for her. It's a relief knowing that she's not going to be "stuck" behind a bar for the rest of her life. Bet's face drops, and she wonders where that leaves her. "Oh well, it's different for you," is all Raquel can say as she moves off to serve a customer. "Thank you very much, Raquel," says Bet unhappily.
At a nearby table, Maud is wondering why Percy needs to be away four days for the memorial service in France. Percy replies that he's only planning to spend two days there, but needs two days for travel in both directions. He reminds her how important all of this is for him, as he wants to "remember those who didn't come back." He knows that the service will be a day he'll never forget, especially when they all do the "march past" on the beach.
Audrey observes the tree-planting from the car, and wonders if she shouldn't have joined Alf -- but then again, she laughs, she would have "frozen" herself. Brian, the chauffeur, listens to her remarks and then offers her a scotch from his flask(!). Audrey declines because it isn't "her tipple," but if he'd have offered her a G&T, it would have been a different story. Brian promises to remember that and have some with him next time. They exchange glances in the rear-view mirror, and Audrey remarks that she knows she's going to enjoy this job.
Not far away, Alf has planted the tree and is tamping down the earth with the back of his spade as he speaks of the deceased teacher and councillor. As he blathers on, Ken is surprised when Denise sneaks up on him and whispers in his ear. She wants to know where Audrey is, and Ken laughs that she didn't want to get her shoes dirty. As Alf finishes the dedication, he accepts a bouquet of flowers that were obviously intended for his wife. The participants head into the school for the reception, and Ken asks Denise if she'd like to have some wine with him, but she gives him a meaningful smile and suggests that she has a better idea of how they can pass the time. Meanwhile, Audrey emerges from the limo and calls to Alf. He comes over to meet her, and warns her not to act as though she's bored at the reception.
Charlie arrives at the mini-mart with a box of bottles under his arm. Reg is happy to see him, and informs him that he's been eagerly awaiting the next shipment -- his customers not only love the lager, they love the price too. Charlie warns Reg that he's not to divulge his source, and Reg scoffs that he knows better. He offers Charlie a cheque in payment, but is reminded that this a "cash only" transaction -- that way, Charlie can't be traced to the supply. As Charlie goes to unload his truck, Maureen warns Reg again that what he's doing is illegal and could result in them losing their license to operate a store.
At the Rovers Return, Vera is still trying to figure out what Miss Fenwick was talking about that day. She laughs when she tells Curly that she "was spitting fire," when she left the store. A few yards away, Mavis is wittering on to Derek about Rita and her annoying habit of constantly leaving her high and dry everytime Sally Webster walks into the shop. Derek maintains that Mavis has to do what he did with Lawrence Cooper. She has to take the bull by the horns and speak her mind.
Des arrives home and is suprised to see Raquel busy in the kitchen, making his tea. He thought they were going out for dinner, but Raquel bought a chicken because she fancied a "cozy" night in with just the two of them. He pulls a long face and tells her that he's really sorry, but he's received new marching orders from Alex and has to go to Newcastle the following Wednesday -- he has no choice. To his amazement, Raquel takes the news in her stride, only commenting that he knew more travel was always a possibility, so it's something they just have to accept. "It's not as though we don't trust each other," she adds, "so we've got to make the most of the time we have together, haven't we?" As she carries on in the kitchen, Des (the toerag) smiles to himself, undoubtedly thinking how easy that was.
Heather Morlan
Elaine Fenwick: PIPPA HINCHLEY Brian Bowes:
PAUL ANGELIS
Written by: BARRY HILL Directed by: DAVID PENN
Monday (3695, Monday 9 May 1994)
Open with Mike driving Mark to school, Mike wondering if Mark would like him to come to open night. Mark says no, as his mum is coming and doesn't want both parents there as they fight, Mike is clearly dissapointed.
Bet, Rita and Audrey share gossip in the Kabin, they talk of holidays, and the upcoming wedding of Emily Bishop and Bernard the vicar.
Jim and Kevin in the garage talking about exercise! 'Anyone for tennis?' says Kevin. Business has been very slow, Kevin was fixing his own car to make the garage look busy. Mike pulls up and yells at them to get busy, he doesn't pay them to sit on thier backsides! But there is no business today, Mike yells at them again, they wonder why Mike is so upset.
Audrey wants Alf to get a new suit for his postion of mayor but Alf is not buying into it, Audrey just wants a new dress. ' I suppose it will be your cardie and slippers!' Alf still refuses to spend any money, Audrey insists she will need some new clothes but will accessorise to save money, wear a different hat, Alf tells her the queen always wears the same hat and no one takes notice.
Rachel and Tanya discuss Rachel's dinner the previous evening with Des's parents, the relationship between Des and Rachel seems serious, maybe marriage. Rachel covers her ears....don't mention marriage before a proposal it is bad luck, Rachel spins around 3 times and recites a rhyme to rid the bad luck, Tanya laughs. Mike and Alma discuss Mark. Why is Mike so upset? is Mark ashamed of him, or is Mike ashamed of himself as he isn't educated and that is why he sends Mark to the expensive school. Alma points out it is hard for Mark to choose between his parents and for Mike to be patient, Mark will include him more and more as the relationship blooms.
Percy and Maude in the corner shop discussing wedding cakes. Percy can just as well bake 2, and what about a double wedding to save money, they wonder what Emily and Bernard would think of that. A cab arrives and they are off shopping. Reg muses that he is warming up to the wedding, then he can put both Percy and Maude to work in the store! More time for Reg to take off.
In the legion Jack and Jim trade phillosophys, Jim's....?..it's Jack's round. Liz is behind the bar selling raffle tickets, first prize is a day at the races and 100 quid spending money. Jack buys some tickets. Alf arrives to make the draw, and continues to complain about Audrey wanting to go shopping.
At the Rovers Audrey complains to Denise about the very same thing " He showed me these 3 statues that represent the mayor's office, barely a stitch between them! I'll be the first topless mayoress in Weatherfield!" Ken arrives, he and Denise share a glance. Bernard is at the bar, he looks upset, Tanya pours Bernard a 1/2 pint of bitter, he changes his mind, could she make it a scotch whisky? Denise joins Ken and they arrange to go out the next wednesday, don't they look happy compared to Bernard, he seems to have the wieght of the world on his shoulders.
Back at the legion, draw is underway ( a fundraiser for a new machine at the hospital ) Liz joins Alf on the stage and draws the winning ticket.....and the winner is.......Jim MacDonald! FIX! FIX! Jack is upset that Jim won.
At Emily Bishop's home, Bernard is with her. Their discussion turns to traditions and the wedding. Emily's mind seems to skip around, she talks of the wedding cake, of the coincidence that Percy and Maude have decided to marry just as SHE is getting married. Emily says she will let Percy bake the cake as it is a tradition, however Emily isn't one for traditions, it is an eccentricity of hers, can Bernard put up with her? " I suppose a husband should be able to answer yes " he says " I don't know whether I can " Bernard breaks down, and goes on to explain that his mother was very ill, mentally ill. It becomes aware to Emily that Bernard knows of her illness, she tells him she doesn't think of it anymore, it's not important to her, is it important to him? The look on his face says yes. He explains he was incapable of taking care of his mother, that he just couldn't face it.....Emily says " I suppose you mean you could not face it again" The look on both thier faces says it all.
Back at the legion, Jack is going on and on that Jim shouldn't have been able to purchase a ticket, Jim reminds him that the prize is a trip to the races for 4! Jim may have invited Jack....will he? Jack is quiet.
At the Rovers Rita is joined for a drink by Kevin and Sally. The Webster discuss wanting to buy a newer car and would like Rita's opinion, or approval as the money Rita gave them has enabled them to buy the car. Rita tells them if it makes them happy then she is happy. That the money is for the Webster's to do with as they please.
At Emily's, Bernard tries to explain, he wishes Emily would get upset but she remains calm. She talks of shattered illusions, that she will not get upset, as that would be easier for Bernard, easy for him to walk away from yelling. She tells him he must walk away by himself.....he leaves......leaving Emily.
Karen Little
Written by PETER WHALLEY Directed by ROBERT KHODADAD
Tuesday (3696, Wednesday 11 May 1994)
Two women stand up for what they believe in. One wins the other wins - and loses. Raquel finds out the answer to a question that has been bugging her.
Morning in the corner shop and Maude remarks that Maureen's mushrooms are all shrivelled. Maureen tells her that Reg will be getting more at the market. Maude says she can't wait around for Reg to show up as she is going to be meeting Percy later. "That's if we're still speaking." Maureen is concerned about the proposed trip to France and points out several drawbacks to Maude's going. Maude has only one reply to all this. "We'll manage, somehow." "What if I came too?" says Maureen in a sudden burst of enlightenment and enthusiasm. Of course this is what Maude has been angling for all along. "I'll pay for you," she says immediately. "It would be a little holiday for you, wouldn't it?" Maureen takes a deep breath, then agrees. Maude turns away to conceal her look of triumph (and relief).
Raquel is busy ironing a shirt for Des' trip. Des sits by eating his breakfast. She carries on in a very domestic way, offering to get him some barmcakes for the journey in case he gets stuck on the motorway. She tells Des that she'll be doing extra shifts so he's not to worry if he calls and she is not at home. She tells him she is really going to miss him but she understands that he has no choice in the matter. "Still, we've got one good thing to look forward to." "What's that?" asks Des. "The weekend." Raquel gives him a kiss and gathers up the ironing. Des looks thoughtful.
Ken has called the salon to ask Denise to go out. She tells him she knows it sounds a bit corny but she was planning to wash her hair. She agrees to meet him for a quick drink. Fiona is amused that Denise played the hairwashing card but she tells Fiona she feels like a night in. "Maybe he was going to test you on that book," suggests Fiona. Denise has to admit that she hasn't got time to read four hundred pages by the end of the day. Fiona wants to know if Tess of the D'Urbervilles is milkmaid. "Why yes!" exclaims Denise, "Don't say you've read it?" She hasn't. Fiona's mum got the video out. Denise presses her for details but all Fiona can remember is that Tess was milking a cow. "A black and white one."
Mavis is pouring her heart out to Rita about her troubles with Derek. She tells Rita that Derek was out in the garden practising his sales pitch in his pyjamas. "Talking to himself! Good day Madam. Welcome to the world of Envirosphere!" Rita remarks shouldn't it be farewell to Envirosphere. "Wasn't Derek resigning?" Mavis puts on a brave face and tells her that after he and his Sales Manager had an 'in depth' discussion, Derek decided he should sell his remaining stock before quitting. "I get the picture," says Rita astutely. Mavis is near tears. She can't wait until the last Envirosphere box is out of the house. "And Derek is so snappy. I can't remember when he was last relaxed. Not since . ." "Not since Miss Saigon?" says Rita recalling the ill-fated trip which was the catalyst for all Derek's present misfortune. Rita suggests that Mavis should tell Derek how she feels but Mavis is reluctant. She tells Rita that nothing she does is right and she dreads going home. "And I think he feels the same way!"
Des is leaving for work and Raquel waves and blows kissed to him from behind the net curtains. Des spots Bet outside the Rovers and calls over to her. He wants a quick word.
In the Rovers, Maude is telling Percy of her plans to have Maureen accompany them to France. Percy is still not sure that Maude coming (with or without Maureen) is a good idea. He offers to take her away in July to a proper seaside resort. "Normandy's not like Blackpool he tells her. Maude still insists she has a right to go. She tells him she's not going on a holiday. "I'm going to pay my respects to those who fell, same as you are." Even Percy's concerns about the drinking and swearing on the coach trip are brushed aside. Maude tells him she'll sit up front with Maureen and he can sit at the back with his pals. "I won't cramp your style."
In the corner shop, Steve is buying some of the French lager that Reg got from the back of Charlie's lorry. Reg bursts in. He is in a good mood, having bumped into an old friend at the Cash & Carry. Steve has left his money in his other jeans and Maureen is about to give the lager on tick when Reg intervenes and stops the transaction. Steve, miffed says he'll be back after work. Maureen is annoyed about Reg's interference but he brushe s it off. He wants to know if Maude still has that daft idea about going to France. "Why shouldn't she? She served in the war." "What as?" scoffs Reg, "A barrage balloon?" Maureen tells him her mother was in munitions. "Anyway she's going and so am I!" This news does not please Reg at all. He lists off all the jobs he has to do away from the shop. "How am I going to manage?" Maureen suggests he asks Emily. Reg is not amused at the thought of paying someone else while his wife is gallivanting on the Continent. "Oh yes, it always comes down to money with you!" Maureen says exasperated. Maureen tells Reg if she can't go he has to be the one to tell Maude.
Alf is bending Jack's ear about his weight loss and how it was achieved. For Jack this is way too much information and he tries to get away by pointing out that some optics need changing. However Bet tells him she will take care of it. Jack is relieved only when Alf heads off the relieve himself. He complains to Bet but she tells him Alf is a valued customer and should be treated as such. Tanya is preoccupied with her upcoming time off. Raquel tells her to think of her and Jack working away while she's having a good time. Des comes into the bar and is greeted by Raquel. He tell her he is not going to Newcastle as there's been a change of plan. "The Cotswolds!" Raquel is surprised. Strange place for a business trip. "Won't you come with me?" Raquel reminds him she's working. Des confidently brushes her objections aside. "Some time off will be OK won't it Bet?" "Course it will," says Bet. "Go and enjoy yourself." Raquel is stunned as she realizes that Des had squared everything with Bet beforehand. "He wanted to surprise you," explains Bet. Raquel squeals with delight and gives Des a big hug. She turns to Bet and Tanya. "Isn't he brilliant!" Tanya turns away. Looks like Raquel wasn't the only one surprised.
After the ad break, Alf has returned from the Gents and is still wearing Jack's ear out blathering on about all the various Mayoral duties. This scene demonstrates the downside of bar tending work - all those boring old farts the server has to make polite conversation with. Charlie comes in and Jack latches onto him in a trice. "Just the man I want to see!" Jack pulls the mystified Charlie to the other end of the bar. "What do you want to talk to me about?" "Anything," whispers a stressed Jacko. "Anything at all!" Raquel is having the same sort of effect on Tanya. She blathers on about how wonderful Des is as Tanya makes a great effort to tune her out. She changes the subject to her trip to Amsterdam. Raquel tells her she should get her boyfriend to buy her some diamonds. She is still trying to pump some information about Tanya's secretive love life but Tanya will not confide. "I'd love to stand here all day and tell you about him," she answers sarcastically, "but I'm late." Raquel wishes her a nice time. "Not that you need me to tell you." "No I don't." agrees Tanya as she sweeps out. After she has gone Bet finds a lipstick on the bar where Tanya had been sorting out the contents of her handbag. Raquel, in spite of Bet's assertion that it is not a life or death matter, takes it upon herself to see if she can catch up with Tanya and return it.
Tanya has just reached Jim's Café when a car horn is sounded from the sidestreet opposite. Alex is waiting. He wants to know why she is late. There was a mix-up about the time they were to meet. Tanya tells him she just has to run upstairs and get her case.
In the café Alma is looking forward to the weekend. Gail isn't. It's Cup Final Day (I wonder who was playing in 1994? A certain Manchester team most likely) Gail says she will have a house full and be up to her knees in beer cans and crisp (chip) packets. Alma hears someone on the flat stairs. "That's Tanya. I thought she was still at work." At this moment Raquel appears and asks if Tanya has gone. Alma says, "I think you just missed her." Raquel explains about the lipstick. She also explains that returning it was a good excuse to get a look at Tanya's boyfriend. She leaves the café to go round to the back of the store. As she does so she sees Tanya and Alex driving away. Raquel is gobsmacked when she recognizes Des' boss.
Charlie is buying Heinz Oxtail Soup in the corner shop. Reg wants to know when he is next going to France. Charlie will let him know. Percy arrives pushing Maude. They have been to the Lawn Bowls club. Maude opines that bowls is a silly game. She didn't know which end to watch. Percy says little except to confirm that Maureen will be going on the trip to France. "Well I can't stop you," he says gruffly as he departs. Maureen tells Maude that Reg has something to say to her. Reg tells her that Maureen cannot go on the trip as she is needed in the shop. Maude suggests that Mrs. Bishop could lend a hand. Reg begins to explain why this is not possible but Maude interrupts. "Is this how I'm to be treated? By my own-son-in- law?" Maude tells Reg she was part of the war and will not be denied. Brushing aside Reg's "I didn't know you were in the Forces" remark she tells him that she was conscripted all the same. She worked in a munitions factory which tuned her hair and hands yellow working with cordite. The munitions workers have never got the recognition they deserve she tells Reg. "There were girls killed in that factory and they never put it in the papers. And now you're going to deny me the chance to pay my respects to those who gave their lives!" Reg capitulates. What can he say? "Of course you must go, Maureen," he sighs.
Steve is waiting for Andy in the Rovers. Curly arrives to tell Steve that Andy will be a few minutes late because he's having a shower. They are going to a party. "Is that what those are for?" Curly motions towards a plastic bag containing the lager Steve has bought from the corner shop. Curly dismisses the French beer as gnat's (pee) but Steve insists he try it. "OK don't make it too obvious." They turn their backs to the bar, Steve opens a bottle and Curly takes a swig. They are unaware of the all-seeing all-knowing presence of the Land Lady who is observing them from a short distance behind away.
Ken and Denise are having the promised quick drink. She tells him how much she enjoyed Tess of the D'Urbervilles. She cried at the end. Oh you've finished it? That was quick." Ken is impressed. Denise asks him what he thought of the bit on the wedding night when Tess told her husband everything. Ken confesses he hasn't read it for years but he is glad she liked it. "Oh yes!" Denise is now enthused and runs on "Oh the costumes! Everything!" (Whoops) Ken looks at her sideways. "I don't remember the costumes." Denise has to come clean. She rented the video. They have a laugh about it. Ken asks to borrow the movie.
Meanwhile Bet is confronting the BYOBers. "Suppose everyone did that? Do you think they'll still expect me to provide glasses, heating, comfy seats, toilets . ." She tells them breweries are losing a lot of money with all this duty free hooch coming into the country. Steve wonders where it's all coming from. "Some lorry driver, no doubt," Steve says under his breath. Steve looks at Bet. "Never mind where it's coming from," she snaps. Bet warns them off. "We'll just pretend I never saw this." Curly looks suitably mortified.
At the pay phone in the Rovers, Derek is making a call. He tells the other party he's been trying to get them all day and makes arrangements to meet tomorrow. Jack is earwigging nearby. When Derek puts the phone down Jack asks him if he wants a drink. Derek says he only came in the make a phone call because his home phone is on the blink and there was a line up at the phone box. "And I'm Rod Stewart," says Jack under his breath as Derek leaves.
Charlie enters and is met by Bet. "I want a word with you. In private." Her All-Knowingness has spoken. Charlie follows her into the back room.
Raquel and Des are putting their luggage (mostly her luggage) in the car. Raquel has told Des what she saw at lunchtime. "Mind you I thought it must be something like that. Going out with a married man!" Raquel says that explains why Alex kept coming in the Rovers. "To see her, not to see you!" Des says very little in response to this but Raquel prattles, "It puts you in an awkward position. Have you met his wife? What's she like?" Des tries to change the subject. He really doesn't want to hear Raquel's views on People Who Cheat.
Bet, hands on hips, is reading the Riot Act to Charlie. "On my own flaming doorstep!! I thought I'd made my position very clear!" Charlie can't see her problem. She didn't want the lager so he sold it somewhere else. Bet tells him he's breaking the law. She asks him to suppose Newton and Ridley found out that the landlady's boyfriend is bringing cheap booze over from France and selling it to the corner shop on the same street. "You can't see that as an embarrassment!" she hisses. Bet tells him the hardest part of running a pub is gaining the respect of the customers. That was what worried her about Alec. He was always into shady deals to make a fast buck. "That's why folk didn't respect him! That's why he made a bad landlord and a bad husband. I misjudged Alec and now I'm beginning to wonder if I haven't misjudged you!" This rollicking does not go down well with Charlie. "So you're Miss Goody Two Shoes all of a sudden?" He stands up and towers over Bet. "Well maybe I misjudged you. I'm glad I found this out before we got too involved!" He tells her there is only one thing worse than being dishonest. "And that's pretending to be a saint - when you're no better than the rest of us!" Charlie strides out. Is this the end of the trail for Bet and Charlie?
Libby Seekings
Alex Christie GAVIN RICHARDS
Written by PHIL WOODS Directed by DAVID PENN
Wednesday (3697, Friday 13 May 1994)
As the episode opens, Mike and Alma drive up. Mike teases Alma about serving him a private dinner of smoked salmon for dinner (at the café.) As Alma is talking to Mike, Tanya and Alex arrive home (Mike does not notice them.) Mike asks if she is ok? She assures him she is and he tells her to get her day started
At Mavis and Derek's, Mavis is admiring her avocado sprout. She calls Derek's attention to it. He says he is in a rush, has his mind on other things than avocado sprouts. Mavis tells him she could do without his sarcasm. He apologizes saying he wants to get this Envirosphere finished and make it a success. She wonders if they can go out that evening? He says he really must work every day all day to get it done, but will see what he can do. He kisses Mavis on the cheek and sets out for his day of sales. The phone rings, Mavis answers, the caller (a woman) asks for Derek? Mavis tells her that Derek has left for work. The caller says to tell him "that Monday is not convenient, Tuesday is better." Mavis asks who is calling but the woman hangs up. Mavis is not pleased.
At Tanya's. Alex wonders if Tanya had a good time? She says she did and wonders why he cares? She says they had a few days of being out in the open and now it is back to reality and being hidden again. Alex feels they are both tired and now is not the time to talk about this. He wonders if she is going to work? She says she is, even though she would prefer to be in bed. Alex kisses her goodbye saying he will call her later. As he is ready to leave, she apologizes for being stroppy, saying she had a wonderful time and thanks him for taking her to Amsterdam. Alex leaves, and Tanya is alone, again.
At MVB Motors, Jim is getting ready to go and pick up the client. Mike tells him to be careful, not to get into any fights or be rude to the client. Jim assures him he won't. Liz arrives and she tells Jim she is headed into town. Mike tells her to get Jim to drive her in the Jag. She thanks him and climbs into the car. Mike watches her get in showing her short skirt. As they drive away, Kevin asks why he never gets the chance to have a ride in the Jag? Mike says he would "if you had nice legs."
At the Kabin Mavis tells Rita that there was something furtive in that woman's voice. Rita wonders what she is talking about? Mavis fills her in on the phone call. Rita tells her not to worry about it. Mavis insists the woman was rude and she thinks she was hiding something. Rita says she may have been in a hurry to go out and that was why she hung up so abruptly. Mavis is sure there is something going on and is determined to figure it out. Rita wonders if she believes Derek is having an affair? Mavis thinks it may be the case. Rita wonders if Derek would honestly put his marriage in jeopardy especially with one failed marriage behind him? Mavis says she just doesn't know. Rita says that Mavis is being daft; Derek would not risk his marriage for a bit on the side. Mavis does not look convinced
As Des and Raquel arrive home, Raquel says that it was lovely and she does not want their holiday to end. Des asks Raquel to go inside and put the kettle on. As she heads inside, Tanya is headed for the Rovers. She notices Des, he sees her, she calls his name but he slams the trunk lid down and heads inside without saying a word.
Jim and Liz head for the hotel (where Jim is picking up the client). Liz wonders why Jim is not wearing a chauffeur's uniform? Jim wonders if she likes a man in uniform? She admits she does. She wishes him a nice day and he heads into the hotel. 3 Young men are sitting at the table having coffee and notice Liz get out of the car. Jim approaches them and they ask if he is Baldwin? He says that Baldwin is his boss, McDonald is his name. The first man asks who the crumpet was? Jim says she is his wife. The 2nd man asks about seeing some scenery? Jim says he may be able to show them a blade of grass. The men like that he has a sense of humour and ask him his first name? When he tells them it is Jim, the third man says, "come now James, and don't spare the gee-gees." They give Jim the bags and they set out, leaving Jim struggling to get outside with the bags (as the men have not held the door for him.)
At Des's, Des comes downstairs adjusting his tie. He says he is going to work. Raquel had hoped they could spend more time together but he says he is late already. She asks him to come into the Rovers at lunch? He says he will try. He kisses her goodbye and leaves. Raquel is left alone. Once outside, Des looks relieved.
At the Rovers, Betty asks Tanya about her trip? Betty wonders if she saw the tulips or cheese factories? Tanya says no, they didn't see any of those things. Betty asks about seeing the lace factories (but then thinks that might be Belgium.) Tanya snidely says, "There was no tulips, cheese or lace." Betty comments that Amsterdam is known for its diamonds. Tanya is surprised to hear that. Betty says she thought she might come back with an engagement ring. (Raquel arrives) and asks who got an engagement ring? Tanya says no one and is tired of hearing about weddings and engagements. Betty asks Raquel how her holiday was? Raquel says it was lovely, all old beams, fireplaces. She says Des kept hitting his head on the low ceiling. Betty says that doesn't sound like something she would enjoy at all. Betty excuses herself to get a cup of tea. Raquel tells Tanya she is sure that Tanya had a wonderful holiday but it would not have been the same as hers and Des. Tanya wonders why? Raquel says it would have been similar if Tanya had a fellow of her own. Tanya is not impressed.
At Jim's Café Alma tells Gail that she saw "little miss Madam's fella." Gail wonders what he was like? Alma says he has a flash car, money and is old enough to be her father. Alma serves Charlie his breakfast. Alma wonders if they can compete with the Rovers for their quality of food? Charlie says they can and have nothing to worry about. He says that having breakfast there won't give him a headache. Alma wonders if there is trouble at the Rovers? Charlie says that it isn't anything they can't work out. Mike comes in and orders lunch. Alma goes over and sits with him. He pulls a paper out of his pocket and says that little pillock. Alma thinks he is referring to her? He says no "that chinless wonder." (Could he mean Steve?) Alma asks what the problem is? Mike says the date is wrong on the cheque and now he cannot deposit it. Mike calls the guy on his cell phone and Alma heads back to the counter.
At the Country Club, the men are drinking Champagne, becoming drunk. They offer Jim a drink but he refuses. They ask him again, saying it is rude to turn down a toast. Jim wonders what they are toasting? One says it's for this guy, who is getting married. (The cell phone rings). They don't answer, as they think it might be "Caroline, the fiancée from hell."
Meanwhile, at the Rovers, Tanya spills a drink. Betty chastises her. Tanya apologizes saying with a little rest, everything will be better. Charlie comes in looking for Bet? Raquel says she is out shopping. Alf comments that she is out with Audrey. He says his becoming Mayor has given Audrey an excuse to shop (like Audrey needs one.) Charlie asks Raquel to tell Bet that he is sorry and will see her the next time he comes through. With that, Charlie is gone. Tanya teases Kevin about taking Sally to Amsterdam and buying her a diamond. Kevin says they will be lucky if they get to Blackpool. Des comes in. Raquel is thrilled to see him. The phone rings and Raquel answers it. She comes out and says it is for Tanya. Tanya goes to answer it and Raquel whispers to Des that it is his boss. She admits she feels sorry for Tanya, for having to share a fella. She says she doesn't think she could bear having to share her fella. Des looks guilty.
At the Café Gail wonders what she is like? Alma asks whom? Gail says "little Miss Madam's fella's wife." Alma says she is probably well preserved, shops till she drops. Gail admits she sounds rather sad. Mike comes over saying he can't believe it. Alma wonders what's the problem? He says the guys that wrote him the cheque have left the hotel and now have their mobile switched off. Gail asks whom they are talking about? Alma says the men that Mike rented the Jag out to. Mike explains they put the wrong date on the cheque. Gail says it is easily done and she has done it herself. Alma thinks it is possible Mike has been conned. Mike hopes not. Alma to Gail says, "talk about the con taking the conner."
At Tanya's apartment, Alex is having a drink. Tanya comes in and is surprised to see him. Alex tells her he said he would call. Tanya says she was not expecting to see him to soon. Alex admits he has been doing some thinking and realizes Tanya is tired of being his bit on the side. Tanya says the situation is not ideal. Alex tells her he has decided to leave his wife and he is going to tell Val that he wants out of their marriage. Tanya is stunned
At MVB Motors, Mike asks Kevin if he has heard from Jim? Kevin says no (meanwhile Jim is driving to MVB motors.) Jim arrives and Mike pounces on him, asking where the clients are? Jim says he dropped them in China town. Mike wonders which restaurant but Jim doesn't know. Mike asks if Jim knew they were checking out of the hotel? Jim says they have decided to stay with a friend closer to where the wedding will be in Cheshire. Mike wonders which friend? Jim says he doesn't know, he just drives them around and doesn't ask for their life story. Jim wonders why Mike wants to know? Kevin explains Mike was given a duff cheque. Mike says it's not a duff it is just dated wrong. Jim asks if Mike would like his opinion on the situation? Mike says no but then asks Jim what he thinks? Jim thinks Mike has been taken.
At the Rovers, Raquel tells Liz all about her trip. Liz admits it sounds like something that she and Jim would enjoy. Raquel asks Liz if Jim ever tells her that he loves her? Liz says that even though they have been married for 20 years, he still does tell her on occasion. Liz wonders if Des tells Raquel that he loves her? Raquel says that Des tells her he adores her, which is the same thing. She admits it is hard for some men to admit their true feelings. Jim comes in and Liz wonders how things went? Jim says they were just fine considering he was driving a couple of twits all day. Meanwhile, Reg offers to buy Alf a drink? Seeing as they are both on their own. Alf admits Audrey is out shopping and Reg says that his wife is out with her mother all day. Reg orders drinks and as Tanya is about to serve, she asks Raquel to take over. Raquel agrees and serves the drinks. Tanya tells Betty she left a tap on in her apartment and will be back in 10 minutes. She hurries out of the pub. Alma and Mike arrive and Alma says she does not want to hear any more about this cheque business. Mike reluctantly agrees. Jim notices Mike and tells Liz that the best part of the day was the 50-pound tip he earned. He says he could drive those twits around all day and not mind all the Irish jokes, for that kind of money. Mike is not pleased.
Tanya arrives on Des doorstep. He is not pleased to see her. She says she just wants to talk to him for a few minutes. He reluctantly lets her in. She wonders if he had a nice time? He says it was magic. She says her weekend was wonderful. He wonders if she just came to tell him about her dirty weekend? She says that Alex has decided to leave his wife. Des thinks that she is getting what she wanted. Tanya admits it is what she thought she wanted. Des wonders what she means? She says while she was away, all she did was think of him. Tanya admits she lied and her weekend was not that great, she wanted to be with him. She wonders about his weekend? He says that one of them had a good time and it was not him. She asks what they should do? He admits he knows what he would like to do. She says she does as well and reluctantly leaves.
Josh MARK PEPPER Alex Christie
GAVIN RICHARDS Charlie Whelan JOHN ST. RYAN Hugo
SEAN GASCOINE Julian FERGUS COLVILLE
Written by: ADELE ROSE Directed by BRIAN MILLS
Thursday (3698, Monday 16 May 1994)
At the Wiltons house, it seems the bloom is finally off the rose. Derek is running around the house looking for his favourite shirt. Mavis is quizzing Derek on why he would need his favourite shirt. Derek says he wants to set a good impression on his clients. Derek shouts at Mavis that she doesn`t understand the business like he does. Mavis` lip visibly trembles.
At Curly's back yard, Andy is furious because Jacks pigeon Fergie has divebombed Andys yukky pink shirt with bird poop. Looks like an improvement to me! Vera pops her head over the wall and says it wasn`t pigeon muck that did it, it was sparrow muck. Andy tells Jack he wants his shirt cleaned, or he`ll sue. A shouting match occurs and Curly comes out of the house to see what the matter is. "Hi Jack and Vee" says Curly cheerily. "And you can shurrup an`all" Vera shouts at Curly as Jack and Vera both storm off to their own house. Awwww poor Curly.
At the Kabin Sally comes in to buy some sweeties and asks Rita if she would babysit Rosie as she and Kevin have to go to ante natal class. Rita happily agrees so she can get away from Mavis and her moaning. Don`t blame you there Rita luv. After Sally leaves, Mavis once again starts whining that she wishes she had passed the message onto Derek about the lady that phoned the day before.
Over at Tanya's flat, Des stops by. They start kissing. "Don`t start anything that you can`t finish Des" says Tanya. Des asks Tanya to end her relationship with Alex. Tanya tells him no and for him to break it off with Raquel. "I can`t throw Raquel out, its her home" He said anyway its easier to get rid of Alex. "Yeah yeah Des, I`ve been there, done that, bought the flaming tshirt on relationships. Des storms out, and Tanya slams the door after he leaves.
Back at the Kabin again and Rita is trying to be sympathetic to Mavis over their morning tea break. Rita says that Derek is hardly Mel Gibson, and Mavis retorts that Derek has a certain charm that makes him attractive to women...Rita chokes on her tea but says nothing. Audrey breezes into the Kabin and tells Rita that being Lady Mayoress isn`t all its cracked up to be. Rita just gives her a withering look which Audrey fails to notice as she brags about her social calendar.
Meanwhile at the Rovers, Betty brings over a Hotpot for Emily. Betty says that Emily looks so much brighter these days. Emily said she was feeling sorry for herself over her and Bernard's break up, but she felt like getting out into the real world again. Mike Baldwin comes into the bar looking for Jim. He sees Jim ordering a drink for him and Liz and tells him that he has to chauffeur a Japanese client around. Poor Jim has to give the pint to Jack and Jack eagerly accepts it. Behind the bar Raquel says to Tanya that it must be rotten having to share her boyfriend. Tanya says "as a matter of fact Des does share his life with someone else" As Raquel looks horrified Tanya hastily says that she has to share Des with Alex Christie. Raquel laughed and said to Tanya that she really got her going then. Raquel then tells Tanya that she knows about her and Alex. She told Tanya not to worry ....that she won`t say anything to anyone. "me and Des have no secrets from one another" ha!
At the Kabin Rita is trying to coax Mavis to eat some lunch. Rita tells Mavis she is tying herself in knots for no good reason, and Mavis replies that's its the uncertainty of it all that really worries her the most. Mavis asks Rita if she can borrow her car so she can follow Derek when he goes out and see what he is really up to. Rita says no as she said she didn`t want Mavis wrapping her car around a lamp post in hot pursuit of Derek. She is a nervous driver at the best of times. Mavis says she will ask Don Brennan to take her in his cab, but she didn`t want all and sundry knowing her business. Rita finally relents on the condition that she (Rita) does the driving. Mavis accepts. They see Derek leave the house and they start to follow him. Derek has the radio on in he car and its classical music turned up very high. Derek is humming away to himself feeling very smug and doesn`t notice Mavis and Rita 2 cars behind him. Derek finally stops at a very nice house in a leafy estate obviously far away from Coronation Street. Derek is whistling and seems very pleased with himself as he opens the car trunk and amongst all the boxes of Enviorsphear (sp) junk he takes out a huge bouquet of flowers. He knocks on the front door but there`s no reply. He`s obviously been there before as he looks under the doormat to see if the key is still there. Rita looks at her friend. "Oh Mavis I am sorry" she says as Mavis` face positively crumbles, and she breaks down in tears and cries on Ritas shoulder.
Back at Curly's house, Andy is still moaning about the state of his shirt. Curly hears a noise up in the loft. When he goes to investigate he sees Fergie the pigeon with feathers everywhere and pigeon muck all his over his beloved telescope. Curly realizes that he left the door open and that's how the pigeon got in. He is furious and goes over to the Rovers where Jack is working and shouts at Jack to get the pigeon out of his loft. Jack goes over to Curly's to try and coax his pigeon back out of the loft. Andy is still whining that the ruined shirt cost him $30 and he wants Jack to pay for dry cleaning. Curly tells Jack that there`s pigeon muck all over his telescope and he wants Jack to clean it up, which Jack refuses to do. Jack then calls Curly a * four-eyed bog brush* and has no intention of cleaning it and he tells Curly to get knotted lol. Jack declares war between the two houses and Vera said he should have thumped Andy" What are you Jack? A man or a mouse?" lol
Things are not so rosy at the Wilton residence either as Mavis is sat around the dining room table crying, with a huge box of tissues for company. Derek comes home all cheery and said he had a wonderful day....so wonderful in fact that he decided to buy his wife some flowers. Mavis asks Derek where he`s been. Derek gives some excuse and Mavis said she knows he`s been with a floozy and she won`t be lied to. She then tells Derek that she followed him and saw him going to a strange house. Derek is furious at Mavis for following him and not trusting him. Mavis replied that if Derek didn`t act so secretive then she would be able to trust him. She`s got a point there Derek! Knowing that he`s been found out, Derek admits he went to see Angela his ex wife. "Oh Derek how could you" Mavis sobs as she slams the door and runs upstairs sobbing. Looks like you`ll be sleeping on the couch tonight Derek!
Wendy Brackens
Written by JOHN STEVENSON; Directed by BRIAN MILLS
Friday (3699, Wednesday 18 May 1994)
Seasons Greetings! This will be my last update for the year and my thanks go out in advance to the lovely Karen Little, who has graciously volunteered to do the Friday updates for the next two weeks. My husband and I are off to Virginia for a much-needed vacation, and to spend the festive season with his very large family. There will be 33 of us at the table on Christmas day -- just imagine all the cooking! Anyway, I'd like to take this opportunity to wish all of you a safe, healthy, and wonderful Christmas/ Hanukkah, and may 2001 be a happy, prosperous year for all!
The episode opens at No4 Coronation Street, where an angry Mavis is ranting at Derek about his failed rendezvous with Angela. Derek can't understand why she's so upset, to which Mavis retorts that Angela *is* his ex-wife after all, so she has every reason to be annoyed, especially when he tried so hard to keep it all a secret. Derek wants to know whose idea it was to follow him anyway, but Mavis only shrieks that it doesn't make any difference -- he was caught. Derek tries hard to convince Mavis of the innocence of the situation -- Angela's only "crime" was to volunteer to take the Envirosphere products off his hands, for which Mavis should be grateful. "You went begging!" Mavis sniffs, adding that as far as she's concerned, the whole shifty business is "over." "No husband of mine is grovelling to HER." Derek pleads that he won't be able to make the sale if he doesn't contact Angela again, but Mavis indignantly insists that he's more interested in "making a score." "Mavis!" exclaims Derek, aghast at the implication, "that's positively crude." Mavis doesn't care; she wants him to have done with Angela, and the sooner the better.
Across the street, Curly and Andy are getting ready for work while Curly attempts to give Andy the benefit of his experience. He brags that because of his ability to stay cool under pressure, he's known as "Norman the fireman" by Head Office, and Andy needs to learn how to do the same. The managerial lesson is cut short when Vera knocks on the door, looking for Jack's pigeon, Fergie. Curly insists that she's probably returned to the coop, since he left his loft window open all night. Vera sarcastically points out that she wouldn't be looking for the bird if it were at home, but Curly shrugs that if the pigeon is "too dumb" to fly out of his loft, it isn't his fault. Vera offers to go upstairs and look, but Curly won't allow it. They'll all be late for work, and besides that, he gave Jack "every opportunity" yesterday to get his pigeon, but Jack declined. Vera accuses him of being mean-spirited and callous, and tells him to "stick" his lift to work as well. As she slams out of Curly's house, Andy sarcastically reminds him that he's supposed to be "the fireman."
At the Kabin, Jack is bending Rita's ear about the Fergie situation, and tells her he didn't sleep all night, worrying about the pigeon. "It's having an effect on the other pigeons," he adds, and when Rita wonders how that could happen, Jack informs her that they "worry" about each other. Vera bursts into the shop to tell Jack that "those pigs" wouldn't let her into the loft. Jack plays the sympathy card, explaining to the ladies that "poor little Fergie" will have gone for quite a while now without food or water. Mavis agrees that this does seem very cruel of Curly. After the Duckworths leave, Rita suggests that this might be a solution for Mavis. Perhaps she ought to lock Derek in their loft, but Mavis doesn't see the humour (as usual), and sniffs that it's already full of his stupid Envirosphere products.
Meanwhile, at the pub, Raquel is asking Betty if it would be alright if she had an extended dinner break. She wants to make a special tea (fish cakes) for Des, and is concerned that she won't be able to see to all the details if she's rushed. Tanya makes a beeline for the telephone, and calls Des to "warn" him that he's having fish cakes for his tea, so he's to act surprised. Raquel walks into the back and finds Tanya on the telephone, so Tanya makes a point of telling Des that she has to go -- "alright, Sexy? I love you..." Raquel beats a hasty retreat as Tanya smirks.
Over at the Cafe, Gail is sitting down for a change, looking at pictures of Audrey and Alf in the local newspaper. Audrey, meanwhile, is unhappily listing all the functions and responsibilities that accompany Alf's new position -- ribbon cutting, openings, baby-kissing, etc. "Honestly," she complains, "it's the toughest job *I've* ever had." Gail doesn't have much sympathy, reminding Audrey that she was the one who pushed Alf into becoming Weatherfield's mayor. At a nearby table, Mike is going over figures with his calculator when Derek approaches, looking for advice. He explains that he's been called upon to do some business with someone who's considered "persona non grata," but Mike doesn't understand the phrase, and impatiently tells Derek that if he's going to talk in a foreign language, he's only wasting Mike's time. Derek regroups and tells Mike that he's just been given the opportunity to make a big sale, but Mavis won't hear of it because the sale would be to someone they "used to know," and who Mavis doesn't like. Mike laughs and wonders when Mavis began running the business. Well, of course she doesn't, explains Derek, and Mike advises that you can't go back on a deal simply because Mavis doesn't approve of the buyer. Derek immediately sees the wisdom of this, and agrees that he'll go ahead with the transaction. As he gets up to leave, Mike wonders who the person is that's causing Mavis to stick her oar in, but all Derek will provide is that it's a woman -- "sort of."
At the Rovers Return, Mavis is wittering on about the same topic to Emily. Derek is "desperate to prove he made a good investment," Mavis summarizes, and Angela seems only too happy to bail him out. Emily can't help but think it odd that Derek would contact his ex-wife when the going got tough, and Mavis agrees. "He's not just any husband," Mavis opines, and in a completely deadpan fashion, Emily agrees wholeheartedly.
A few feet away, Jack is complaining to Jim MacDonald about his son "kidnapping" his pigeon. Jim doesn't want to be involved, though, and makes that clear. Unfortunately, Reg Holdsworth has been listening to the discussion, and offers his "expert" advice that parents ought to teach their kids the fundamentals of respecting other peoples property. By the same token, he thinks Jack should be teaching his birds about where they can fly. Jack loses his temper, calls Reg "Googlie," and informs that everyone knows that birds can't be taught those sorts of things. Reg begs to differ, and in no time Jack is lunging across the bar, intent on grabbing Reg by the necktie. Jim intervenes and advises Reg to quit while he's ahead, but determined to get the last word in, Reg advises Jack that if one of his pigeons strays onto his property, there'll be a shotgun reception. Jack comes out from behind the bar, Reg dashes for the door, and the chase spills out onto the street. Jack runs after Reg, who seems to be heading for his shop, but when Kevin calls to Jack that he's just seen his pigeon, Jack stops to listen. It seems that Fergie was spotted on Curly's loft window sill, but Kevin adds that "she must like it, because she went back in."
After an ad break, we find Jack at the Cafe, where he's now moaning to Don Brennan about his missing Fergie. He adds that he was very worried about her only a week ago, when she went off her food and seemed to be feeling poorly, but Vera gave her an aspirin and it seemed to buck her up a bit. Don tries to be sympathetic, and suggests that Jack approach Curly again, but Jack won't hear of it. He even called the SPCA, but the officer there said there was nothing he could do. Jack has decided to take himself off to the Flying Horse, where he can drink with a bit of privacy, away from his uncaring neighbours.
Meanwhile, Raquel's fish cakes have turned into lumps of charcoal, and now she stands in the middle of a very smoky kitchen, in tears. Everything seemed to be going fine, she tells Des, until she went off for a few minutes to "put her face on." She blubbers that she's "a fool," but Des maintains that she isn't, and besides that, he's never really liked fish cakes. He offers to go for a take-away instead, and Raquel asks if she can join him. "Of course you can," he says comfortingly.
At the Rovers Return, Audrey orders drinks for herself and Gail while Mike wonders if she's closed the cafe early. Nearby, Don is telling some of the punters that Jack will be getting a skinful at the Flying Horse, since he's feeling quite maudlin over his pigeon.
Des and Raquel arrive at a restaurant, and are seated in the take-away area where they peruse the menu. As Raquel looks around the room, she notices that Tanya is sharing a booth with Alex. Against Des' protests, she decides to go over and have a chat. Tanya is cool as a cucumber when Raquel pretends to be surprised to find them there, but Alex is clearly nonplused and uncomfortable being "caught out" with his fancy woman. Tanya invites Raquel and Des to join them, but Des insists that they're only there for a take-away. Alex claims that he'd like it if they could stay, but meanwhile, he'd like a quiet word with Des. Taking him aside, he makes it clear that this is a bit of an awkward situation, but one that Des can surely understand, having himself been in an unhappy marriage. Des sarcastically replies that Alex seems to be "coping" very well. Alex justifies his actions by telling Des that Tanya is "special" to him. "She's the woman I intend to spend the rest of my life with," he adds. Des looks neither impressed nor happy with this revelation.
Mavis arrives home and is surprised to find Derek there. He immediately launches into an apology, explaining that he knows now that he shouldn't have turned to Angela. Mavis softens and apologizes too, especially for her behaviour of the night before. Derek tells her that he's written a letter to Envirosphere, telling them exactly what he thinks of their business tactics. He adds that Angela supports this action whole-heartedly, and has even offered him a job! As Derek goes off to post his letter, Mavis appears to be on the verge of a nervous collapse.
Curly, meanwhile, is driving Vera and Andy home from Bettabuys. Everyone seems to have come to an understanding about the pigeon "situation," and Vera has even offered to wash Andy's mucky shirt.
Des and Raquel eat the take-away in their kitchen, apparently having declined Alex' and Tanya's invitation to dine with them. Raquel goes on about the pair, and how Tanya was forced to abandon her "mystery man" innuendoes when Raquel made her discovery. "Now it's Alex this and Alex that" adds Raquel. Des' face looks like thunder, but he eats in silence. When Raquel smugly quips that Alex isn't a "mystery" any longer, Des snaps and asks her to stop going on about it. After a short silence, Raquel wonders if she ought to invite the pair over for a meal -- it would give them an opportunity to have an evening in peace, without having to constantly hide their affair. "Forget it!" snaps Des, but Raquel pushes the point, adding that it would save them "hiding in corners." "Will you SHUT UP!" Des angrily demands, and Raquel apologizes immediately. She believes that Des is angry because he knows Alex' wife, so he must feel caught in the middle. She wants to know what sort of person Mrs.Christie is, but when Des doesn't respond, Raquel sympathetically adds that the poor woman is being betrayed, noting that women like her are "always the last to know." Des grimly continues to eat, looking terribly guilty.
The good spirits continue in Curly's car as he pulls around the corner and drives down Coronation Street. Curly parks the car, and as they all emerge from the vehicle, they see a ladder leaning against Curly's house, and look up to see Jack on the roof. In alarm, Vera calls up to him, asking what he's doing, and Jack, with his "skinful," calls back that he's determined to go into Curly's loft and retrieve his Fergie, and he's not coming down until he's accomplished that. Curly warns him that he has an expensive telescope up there, Vera shrieks that Jack is going to fall, and Jack indignantly informs them all that if he can't get in, he's going to put his boot through the window. Andy sizes up the situation, and calmly retracts the extension of the ladder and removes it from the side of the house, advising Vera that he'll bring it back when Jack is ready to come down. In a panic, Vera threatens to call the police, and Curly encourages her to go ahead. "Tell them there's a burgler on my roof -- I tell you, I'll prosecute, Vera, I mean it." As a drunk Jack clings precariously to the chimney, Vera looks up in alarm. "Jack! Oh, Jack!" she moans, while a ladderless but defiant Jack looks down at her.
Heather Morlan
Written by: TOM ELLIOTT Directed by: BRIAN MILLS
Monday (3700, Friday 20 May 1994)
First off, I want to wish everyone a wonderful Holiday season, whatever holiday you celebrate. Secondly, special thanks to all the ladies that contributed to the WTN update team this year, Anita, Heather, Ronniecat, Ruth, Tammy, Sarah, Judith, Karen and Libby. You're all stars!
Continuing pretty much where we left off Friday, with Jack still up on Curly's roof and determined to make his point. Derek, Don, Martin and Curly observe from the ground and try to talk him down but he shall not be moved, or so he sings in classic Jack gravelly style. Vera pleads as well and Curly is just exasperated with the whole situation. The pigeon is still alive but making a mockery of the loft, among other things. Vera continues to harass Curly inside the house while Andy gets on with the business of making tea. But when Curly tries in best Bettabuys' management style to put his foot down and break up the argument between Vera and Andy, Vera puts her foot down and digs her heel in. Jack is staying up there until he gets his bird back and an apology! She storms out. Worse news, Andy reveals, they're out of peas!
Derek arrives home, chuckling at Jack's antics but the temperature in the room is quickly assessed as frosty. Derek had posted a letter to Envirosphere telling them what he thinks of them and assures Mavis that he hasn't accepted the job Angela has offered. Ah, Mavis challenges, but he hasn't turned it down either. Erm. Well.
In the pub, Audrey is overly interested in Ken and Denise cuddling and giggling in a booth but Betty is loaded for bear because Raquel's not turned up for the evening shift and Jack's on the roof, leaving her alone because Bet's out and Tanya's off. Andy is stood at the bar and informs Betty that Jack's beer and Vera are still doing most of the talking. Raquel struts in finally, bursting to tell someone that she saw Tanya out with Alex, Des's boss but Betty practically shoves her behind the pumps so she can charge outside and sort out Jack in her own way.
Outside, Vera is encouraging Jack to keep his upper lip stiff and stick to his guns. She's going to Bingo and will be back later. Betty's there but doesn't really get to say anything to Jack as Vera had done all the talking.
At Chez Platt, Martin has tried to get Sarah Lou to sleep but she's too curious, watching Jack from out her window. Nicky asks if they're poor. This takes Gail and Martin aback until they realize what he's really getting at. He wants stylish new trainers! And he wants to be called Nick.
Raquel is still trying to get her story out but Betty could care less and tells her so. She's in a snit about Jack. Don arrives with the news that Vera returned from Bingo, said goodnight to Jack and went to bed! Mavis is pouring her heart out to Rita about the continuing conflict over Derek's contact with Angela but when Rita expresses surprise that Angela would consider hiring her ex, Mavis ends up defending Angela as a smart businesswoman who knows a good salesmen when she sees one and isn't one to hold a torch. Rita muses that it sounds like Mavis is blaming Rita for expressing the very things that Mavis herself is afraid of.
Jack is still on the roof and it's dark now. He's huddled against the chimney against the blowing wind, looking more miserable than he usually looks and stone, cold sober. Curly pops his head out the window (oh yes, ok, he opens it first!) Curly wants to tell Jack that he just can't capture the pigeon. Did he try calling it by name, Jack asks. Oh he called it lots of names, Curly snaps, but it was no use. They bicker back and forth, with Jack refusing to come down because he promised Vera but asks if he can climb through the window to use the toilet. Far too small, Curly scoffs. Well, could you pass us out a bucket or summat, Jack moans, near to bursting. Curly slams the window shut and Jack huddles against the chimney once again.
The next morning, Mavis observes Jack, still on the roof on her way to work. She mentions it to Rita who's more curious as to the state of the union between Mavis and Derek. Jack is the author of his own discontent, Rita states, and yesterday was only Act One. She's anxious to see Act Two, bound to be even funnier.
Andy has put the ladder back but Jack is ignoring it for the moment. Curly plans to stay home from work this morning to monitor the situation. Andy muses that it can't go on forever but agrees that obviously capable of persuading someone to spend a night on a roof, Vera is probably capable of anything!
Vera runs outside and hollers jubilantly up to Jack, Fergie is back in her cage and the ladder's back! He's won! But Jack, looking very miserable now, indeed, didn't even notice the bird walking past him in the night. Vera urges Jack to come down but he can't! He's lost his nerve!
Derek is in the Kabin, pointedly quoting all the qualifications for jobs in the paper that he doesn't have anymore. He seems to be pretending to wallow in the past seeing as he has no future. Mavis nibbles at the bait as Derek expands on the comparison of a job for him being akin to achieving the Holy Grail. Don arrives to pay his bill and Derek desperately beseeches him to help him get a job at the taxi firm, anything, even washing cars! Don has nothing on offer so Derek leaves with more defeatist words leaving Mavis dangling on the line, wallowing in guilt. The sirens start to howl out on the street. Jack's transport, Don informs them. Vera rang them. Rita urges Mavis outside to watch the fun but Mavis just sighs in self pity.
The sirens are still blasting outside. Oh no, that's Vera, haranguing Curly and defending Jack. Rita and Don see a Gazette reporter. Yep, Vera rang them too. Poor Curly, don laughs, his problems have only just begun. Oh yes, Vera is heard over the engines and the chuckling neighbours, telling the reporter all about it and it sounds like Curly is not going to come out of it smelling like roses. The rescue platform is up at the roof and Jack is helped onto it, still shivering from his night in the cold. The onlookers applaud and Curly looks a bit like he can see a gloomy future. Well, then again, he always looks like that doesn't he?
In the café, Nicky is sulking. Audrey coos, Grandma-like but is sharply reprimanded by the lad for calling him "Nicky". Bee in his bonnet, she asks Gail. Just growing up and growling cause he can't have 70 pounds worth of designer trainers. At a table, Derek sips tea with Emily and discussing his joblessness. With the skill of a master, Derek manipulates Emily with words of woe, predicting the only things in his future being gardening and basket weaving, poor, poor, pitiful him. You *can* all see where this is going can't you?
Next we see Denise and Ken cuddling on his sofa. The phone rings so she clears up the wine glasses while he takes the call. It's Deirdre and she's coming home tomorrow. Denise, showing an admirable attitude, not threatened at all by the impending presence of Ken's ex, says she likes Deirdre and it'll be good to see her again. Ken agrees but he looks a bit uncertain.
Derek silently contemplates life and his non-future while Mavis sews buttons on shirts. Why doesn't he go to the Rovers, she suggests. With a loud, audible sigh he drawls out, Noooo, I'm finnnnne. Mavis takes a breath and approaches the forbidden subject. Suppose they discuss him taking the job with Angela? "For" Angela, he corrects. She instructs him to find out what the job will entail but he coyly resists, no it was a ludicrous idea all along. Mavis insists, there may be no other alternative and he must think of her for a change. He stick handles for a better position before taking the final shot at the net, No let's just go to the Rovers to cheer ourselves up, of course, he's short of cash at the moment. . . Mavis hands him the telephone and orders him to ring Angela. SCORES!
Jack is back on the job and reveling in the infamy (Just you wait!) Jim and Liz take the piss and Raquel witters to Des about Alex and Tanya until he can stomach no more and leaves her gaping. Emily is expressing her concern over Derek's low spirits to Rita who scoffs at Derek's Academy award winning performance. Does Rita think she ought to talk to Mavis, Emily wonders. Oh, Rita snaps, Derek's counting on it! (echoing my sentiments to the letter!)
Only there's no need. Derek is cheerfully finishing a call to Angela. He's back on the job, on the road selling and no, not in the office he tells Mavis. How about that drink!! Mavis, who has swallowed far too much pride already, declines. Derek excitedly blathers on to Mavis, assuring her that Angela always thinks of anyone she meets as just an underling, why else would "he" pack his bag and sneak off in the middle of the night!? Who? Her husband, didn't he tell her? No, Mavis replies weakly. Derek bounds off to the Rovers while Mavis sits, white faced and stunned that Angela hasn't got the buffer of a husband and has hired the ex husband!
Diane Johnston
Reporter DAVID CAIRD
Written by TOM ELLIOTT Directed by JULIAN FARINO
Tuesday (3701, Monday 23 May 1994)
Season's Greetings to All Subscribers and All The Best for You and Yours in 2001
Morning in the Platt household. Martin notes Nicky (sorry Nick)is wearing trainers with his school uniform. Nick tells him that Gail forgot to pick up his school shoes from the menders. Gail imparts an interesting fact at the breakfast table. "Did you know 'narhi' is Hindi for no?" Gail is not practising for Mastermind. She goes on to explain that Mrs. Patel told her that is what she said to her son when he told her that all the other mothers allow their sons to have these new trainers. Nicky looks up from his book deeply unimpressed. "That's very interesting," Martin agrees. "Very interesting indeed."
"She's certainly not the woman I remember," Derek muses over the breakfast cups. Mavis face screws up a little when she finds he is referring to his ex-wife Angela. Mavis face relaxes somewhat when she finds out Derek is referring to his ex's weight gain. Mavis takes on a sympathetic tone. "Did this weight problem start before her marriage troubles or after?" Derek doesn't know but tells Mavis it is a well known fact that women put on a few pounds when they feel insecure. Mavis replies that she doesn't. "Oh but you do," declares Derek, "this last few days for instance." He tells her not to worry as her prefers the more 'Rubinesque' type. Mavis is not too happy at this but she gives Derek the packed lunch she has made and wishes him well in his new job. As Derek shuts the front door Mavis tentatively feels her hips and waist-band.
Ken and Denise have finished breakfast. Denise is eyeing her cigarettes on the coffee table. "Have one," says Ken. Denise tells him she knows he doesn't like smoking and declines. Ken agrees he doesn't but he's not going to stop her. He gets her an ash-tray and she almost gives in but then changes the subject. "How do you feel about Deirdre coming back?" Ken is reticent. "You'll have a lot to tell her, or will it be selected highlights?" Ken still doesn't say much. Denise tells him she understands. She's been an ex-wife - twice. "So basically, this is where I get to be terribly understanding, or she does." "Let's just see shall we?" says Ken thoughtfully.
Raquel is peering through the venetian blinds, coffee mug in hand. "I thought I'd have a go at the garden this afternoon." Des tells her he has spoken severely, to the garden on several occasions (and so have Mavis and Derek for that matter) "But, no joy." Raquel takes a moment to realize he is joking then tells him all the garden needs is some tender loving care. Raquel is feeling very cozy and domestic. She thinks the garden would be nice for entertaining in the summer. "And it would be somewhere for the kids to play." What kids??" says Des startled. Raquel realizes that test was negative and tells him, "Our neighbours' kids, Gail and Martin's, Sally and Kevin's." Des relaxes. "Oh, yes. Well go for it." Raquel tells him if he helped they could have wonderful blooms by next summer. Des leaves for work and Raquel stares out of the window imagining many happy Summers to come.
Des comes out of his front door and seeing a large dandelion plant on the edge of his overgrown lawn attacks it as his contribution to helping Raquel. Having pulled it out he stares at the mass of roots and then chucks back on the lawn. Nick is leaving for school. He sees Audrey going into the Corner Shop and goes over, deliberately scuffing his trainers on the cobbles as he crosses the street. Ken and Denise appear round the corner. He is picking up some groceries for Deirdre and Denise is going to the Kabin. They kiss and part.
Audrey comes out of the shop to find Nick sitting on the kerb fiddling with his shoes. Only when she calls him Nick does he answer. He tells her he has a stone in his shoe and thinks there might be a hole. Granny Audrey suggests he go home and change especially as they look so awful but Nick tells her he has nothing else. He makes a play for Audrey's sympathy and tells her how his mother is always complaining about how much things cost but it's not his fault that he grows out of things. Audrey of course is very sympathetic to any cause involving shopping and promises to see what she can do. Nick looks pleased.
In the Kabin, Rita is holding court with a women's magazine quiz. The participants are Denise, Mavis, Raquel and Rita. The last question is about discussing problems with your partner. Raquel plumps for the answer with the line of least resistance, if it's not a problem for him it's not a problem for you. Denise will confront the problem head on. Mavis of course will dither and wait and see if the partner mentions it first. Rita tots up the scores. She tells Raquel her score (and incidentally Rita's also) reflects a healthy trusting relationship. Raquel glows with pleasure. Denise is told she is always prepared for a relationship to go one way or the other. "But don't be over-cautious," concludes Rita. Denise laughs nervously. Rita reads the result for Mavis' score."Is your insecurity totally justified or are you simply being paranoid?" Mavis is adamant she is not paranoid. Rita continues, "It could be time to let go or take stock, or you could be in danger of losing what you've got." Mavis is quite vehement. "These quizzes are nonsense!" she tries to defend herself but the result seems to have hit home. Vera arrives and wants a copy of the Gazette. "The one you don't take any more and especially not off me?" queries Rita. Vera says she wants it for RJack and is dismayed when Rita tells her they are sold out. However Rita the Teaser pulls a copy from under the counter and tells her to look at page three. Vera shrieks with delight as she displays the headline, 'Birdman of Weatherfield'.
The Birdman is preening his feathers and billing and cooing over the newspaper article with Raquel. Percy appears at the bar and thinks they are spooning until Jack shows him the article. Percy congratulates him on his courageous stand for birdkind. Jack asks him want he wants to drink and Percy holds out a small jar for a take-out gin. Jack is a bit taken aback and says that although it's strictly not allowed he'll make an exception for a fellow bird fancier. Betty comes up as Jack is handing the jar back. "Eee that's a funny colour Percy. Are you taking that to the doctor's?" Percy is not amused. "That's for my medals. Put a bit of carbolic in that and they come up like new!" Betty says she's never heard of that one. She suggests Jack gives the recipe to Curly and Andy. "It might help with the pigeon droppings!"
Gail is busy in the café when Audrey come up behind her and says those seven words all daughters dread. "You know I never like to interfere. . ." Audrey makes her pitch for the trainers for Nick. "You know he is my grandson. You know, the Lady Mayoress' grandson. He looked a right sight Gail and I do have a little bit of an image to think about these days. ." Gail tells her that Nick is thinking about his image also. The trainers are not just any pair of trainers. They are a £70 fashion statement. Audrey is taken aback. "At his age? The little devil. I wonder where he gets such ideas from?" "I can't think Mam," answers Gail with a touch of sarcasm. "But if you want to buy them for him, go ahead." Audrey says she'll respect Gail's wishes. "Sorry," Audrey murmurs. "Nicky will be." replies Gail through clenched teeth.
Denise is stood outside her salon looking at the building. Percy happens by. "Thinking of making changes?" She tells him she is looking at what she's achieved. "Is it greedy to want more?" Denise asks. Percy tells her in the Army they used to say always take the POT before making any moves. Planning, Opportunity and Timing. Denise tells him that the opportunity is there but planning has never been her strong point. She notices a taxi draw up outside number one and Deirdre emerges with her luggage. "Timing's a bit ghastly, too," says Denise to herself. Percy informs her that he will be coming to see her next week for a special haircut in honour of the D-Day anniversary. Denise isn't really taking notice. She's too busy watching Deirdre.
Jack is still continuing his sniping match with Curly and Andy even as they sit down with their lunch-time hot pots in the Rovers. Betty tells them to cut it out. Curly tells Jack he is trying to have a business lunch with his trainee manager. "Ooh that's what you call it?" says Audrey, passing by the table. Raquel remarks that when she worked at Betterbuys they were docked if they were that late.
Audrey takes her liquid lunch to where Mavis is sitting. "Well we all know why it's called a business man's lunch don't we?" says Audrey settling in. According to Audrey it's because the men are after the Business. Plying their secretaries with wine and three course promises!" Mavis begs to differ. "Some very good deals can be struck over a congenial lunch with colleagues." Audrey recognizes this immediately as Derekspeak. Mavis agrees that Derek did tell her that. "Yes but what deals do they strike? What to tell the wife and what not to tell the wife," is Audrey's opinion. Mavis looks uncomfortable and changes the subject by asking Audrey if she thinks the hot pots are fattening. Mavis is even more discomfited when Audrey reminds her that Alf used to have a hot pot everyday he worked in the shop.
Nick arrives home from school. Martin is sitting on the sofa and greets him with a question. "Nick, you know that bit in Terminator II when Sara Connor gets her revenge on the Cyborgs? . ." Nick doesn't know. "How could I? You wouldn't let me watch it." "Well," says Martin,"here's your chance". . . As Gail looms up behind Nick. . "It's judgement day my boy. . "
Ken knocks on the door of number one. Deirdre greets him with an embrace on the doorstep and they go inside. She tells him her trip away was pretty lonely. "The only highlights were your phone calls." She asks him to stay for supper and he agrees to do so.
Derek is home early and a surprised Mavis finds him sitting at the dining table. He tells her Angela suggested he ease back gradually and come home early. "Did she?" sniffs Mavis. Derek is bursting to tell her about his day. He has a large catalogue and open briefcase on the table. As Mavis sits down she notices that Derek has not eaten the sandwiches she prepared that morning. "Well, I could hardly say no to a three course meal," beams Derek. "What three course meal?" Derek tells her he went on a business lunch with Angela and the employee he is replacing. Mavis takes a deep breath, "Congenial was it?" Most, according to Derek. "Strike any good deals?" continues Mavis pointedly. "Oh yes, when the chap leaves, I'll get his car!" Mavis demands to know when Derek was going to tell her about the business lunch. He tells her he does not like her tone. He hopes to have a long and productive career with Angela and will not be subjected to interrogation every night. Mavis backs down and apologizes. "Really," says Derek in somewhat peeved tones, "this paranoia of yours is in grave danger of destroying everything we've got!" Mavis is speechless. Paranoia! Where did she hear those words before? Maybe these women's magazines aren't so silly after all!
There is a beautiful flower in Des' back yard. Raquel, bathed
in sunlight is planted on the lawn surveying the flowerbed she
has dug with pride and pleasure. A favourite love song comes on
the portable radio by her side and she turns up the volume and
dreamily sways in time to the music. Raquel is in love! Des appears
at the back door and watches her for a moment before admiring
her outfit. "Nice shirt!" Raquel is startled from her
dreaming. She jumps up and runs to greet him. He tells her the
shirt looks better on her that it did on him. She starts to explain
her plan for the garden. "Pinks and blues by the fence, reds
and yellows over here." Des catches her hand. "Raquel
look at your hands! Didn't you wear gloves?" He sits her
down and goes to get her hand cream. He starts to gently clean
her hands. "These hands are your career. You've told me that
often enough." Raquel promises she will buy some gloves tomorrow.
Martin Lets Don in. Gail is sitting on the couch reading a magazine.
Don comments on the tidiness of the living-room. "We've got
a new housekeeper," Martin tells him. Said housekeeper descends
the stairs with a load of laundry. It is Nick. "I'll put
the kettle on," offers Don. Gail tells him Nick will do it,
while he's doing the vegetables for supper. "Paying for your
sins?" asks Don sitting down with Nick. Nick tells him all
he wants is a pair of trainers. Don suggests Nick gets a job.
He could try at the Kabin and see if Rita needs a paperboy. "I'd
need a decent pair of jeans for a job like that," counters
Nick. Don is gobsmacked. "By 'eck, you've got some gall!"
Don shakes his head. Vera has been to the Weatherfield Gazette
and got a copy of the photo of Jack that appeared in the newspaper.
She has brought it down to the Rovers and suggests Jack hang it
on the wall. Jack agrees and goes in search of wall space. Andy
and Curly are propping up the bar. Looks like the business lunch
went all afternoon. Andy reminds Curly that pigeons are edible
and suggest that Betterbuys stock them. "They could be part
of our 'You are what you eat' range," says Curly loud enough
for Vera to hear. Vera shoots back, "And what would you know
about a relationship between a man and his birds? Andy tries to
make out he knows all about birds (the sort without wings and
beaks) Vera sneers that she and Jack are not kept awake at night
by a stream of girls going in and out of Curly and Andy's place.
She suggests that it might be due to the poncey silk shirts Andy
wears.
Rita and Denise are seated across from the bar. Denise is not
drinking alcohol. "Seeing Ken later?" asks Rita. Denise
tells her he is seeing Deirdre. "But that's OK. Do you believe
in Fate?" Rita replies, "Yes, when it suits me."
Denise tells her she has decided to give Fate a chance to be kind
to her. "Then we'll drink to that," says Rita getting
up for another round.
Deirdre and Ken are reminiscing over a glass of white wine. He
compliments her on her new hairstyle. She tells him getting out
to the hair salon was about the only escape (from her sick mother)
that she had. "Well, go on, bring me up o date on what's
been happening around here." Ken hedges. "Not much really"
Deirdre tells him there as been at least one major development.
Ken looks wary. "Yes?" "Do I detect you've been
going somewhere different for a trim?" Ken looks slightly
relieved and admits to a new hairdresser but does not say who.
Deirdre reminds him they were married a long time. "Only
the trained eye can tell. But that can't be all that's gone on?"
Deirdre leaves the question hanging in the air. Ken tries to look
nonchalant. "What do you mean?" Deirdre replies that
she's been away nearly six months and the only thing that's happened
is that he's changed hairdressers. "Maybe I haven't missed
much after all!" concludes Deirdre. Ken smiles weakly, says
nothing and drinks his wine.
Written by PATREA SMALLACOMBE Directed by JULIAN FARINO
Wednesday (3702, Wednesday 25 May 1994)
As the show opens, we find Denise and Ken walking. Ken asks Denise if she will join him for dinner that evening? Denise wonders where his "wife will be?" Ken comments that she is his ex wife, "and she will be back on a bus to her mother's." He asks her to meet him about 8? She agrees. Ken heads for Deirdre's house.
At Deirdre's, Ken stops by to see how she is and what her plans are? She advises him that she plans to return to her mother's but is considering going back this evening. Since the nurse has been paid, why not, she decides. She wonders if Ken can still take her to the station? He asks what time the bus is? She says 7 30. He agrees to take her to the station. Deirdre thanks him saying she might see Denise about having her hair done.
At the Wilton's Derek admires the flowers. Mavis suggests he take one for his buttonhole. He thinks that might be a "bit flash." Mavis feels it would be perfect for him since he is a sales man. He does not agree. As Mavis makes Derek's lunch, she wonders if he would like tomato with his Stilton Cheese sandwich? He tells her he is not a flash sales man "or a rogue" as he puts it. And he does not want tomato with his sandwich. Mavis comments the sandwich will be dry and wonders if he will be "seeking Angela out?" Derek replies that he does not make a habit of "seeking Angela out" however, they may meet from time to time during the week. He assures Mavis he is not a lothario. Mavis warns him to be careful of running into Angela with "blue cheese on your breath." Derek rolls his eyes heavenwards.
At the Rovers Return Betty wonders where "the Birdman is?" Raquel says shedoesn't know. Betty admits he is a Îcelebrity" now. Raquel asks Betty how she feels about Gnomes? Betty is not sure what she is talking about. Raquel explains that it would be for the back garden. She says that the books talk about plants but don't mention gnomes or water fountains or anything. Raquel is not sure if Des is a "gnome" person or not? Betty admits that Raquel would know better that she would. Raquel says that gnomes are "rather lazy". Betty tries not to laugh at that comment.
At Deirdre's Emily stops by to she how she is? Deirdre says she is free as a bird and loving every minute of it. Emily invites her to lunch. Deirdre says perhaps when she comes back for good. Deirdre says that she heard about Bernard. Emily is not happy to hear that. Deirdre assures her that there were no gory details and they can talk about it all when she comes back for good. Emily says she would like that.
At the Rovers, Don and Maureen talk about Ivy and how religious she is. Don admits she goes to church. Maureen admits it is mostly women who go to church. Maureen says she will have "quite a lot of Church in France." Don wonders if she is going on holiday? Maureen says no, she is going with her mother to Normandy. (Percy comes in,) Maureen asks Mr. Sugden if he is excited about the trip? He says no as it is a memorial. She asks him if she should bring her swimsuit? Percy says that they will be there to remember the "fallen" not catch the sun. Maureen says that is true but they will be "at the beach." Maureen hurries off to have her lunch.
At the Kabin, Mavis is tucking into her lunch. Rita wonders why after all these years, she brought her lunch? Mavis says she fancied a change but Rita does not believe her. Mavis admits she took the sandwiches that Derek left behind. She explains that she gave Derek anchovy paste and cucumber sandwiches "so if she comes in and says lovely Stilton sandwiches, then I will know he has been dining with Angela again." Nicky Platt comes into the shop and asks if Rita needs paper boys? Rita asks how old he is? He says he is 13 . She says she always needs paperboys. Nicky wonders if she will take him on? She says she will put his name down provided it is ok with his parents. He thanks her and leaves.
At the Rovers Jack brags people were watching him wherever he went. Denise wonders why? He says he was recognized. Betty says he is the "birdman". Jack says that is the price of fame, being recognized. Deirdre comes in and finds Denise and asks if she would have an appointment this after noon? Denise says she is fully booked. Deirdre says perhaps another time. Denise hurries out. Liz comments that is too bad, but says that Denise is busy. Deirdre wonders if Denise was "standoffish"? Liz doesn't think so. She asks Deirdre what the gossip is? Deirdre comments that looking after her mother is "hardly Peyton Place." She does admit that Ken has called quite a bit and been very attentive lately.
At the Kabin, Rita asks if the Lady Mayor has anything on? Audrey comments (rather snootily) "that we gave the chauffeur the rest of the day off." Rita comments that Audrey sounds like she "swallowed a coronet." Audrey wonders if Rita is jealous? Rita suggests changing the subject. Audrey wonders where Mavis is? Rita says she sent her home. Audrey inquires as to whether Mavis is ill? Rita says no but she was tired of listening to Mavis go on about the "sandwiches.' Rita fills Audrey in on the sandwiches Mavis made and how she will know if Derek has had lunch with his ex wife. Audrey says she can understand how Derek dining with his ex-wife might upset Mavis. Rita says she can sympathise with Mavis, but was tired of hearing about the whole "fatal attraction with Derek Wilton as the hero." Audrey admits it is rather amusing. Rita says it is for a while and after that it just isn't funny any more.
At The Platt's, Martin and Gail debate whether Nicky should have a paper route? Martin thinks it is a good idea "as it shows initiative." Gail is not sure. Nicky whines, "you say no to everything." Gail says she is not saying no but wants to think about it. Gail is concerned about his safety going out in the dark. She doesn't think Nick will get up in time? Nick promises he will and says that all his friends have a paper route. Gail says she will think about it. Nick says he tries to make some money of his own and she turns him down for any chance to earn it. He flies up the stairs in anger. Martin says that Nick has a point (about earning some money). Gail tells him not to say a word!
At the Rovers, Liz tells Ken she saw Deirdre and it was nice to see her again. She wonders why he has not said anything to Deirdre about Denise? Ken admits there is nothing to tell. Liz says that he is "quite in demand."
Meanwhile Derek and Mavis are enjoying a drink and a quiet chat. Derek comments that she makes the perfect sandwich. Mavis thanks him and wonders what made it perfect? She says that Colston Brick makes a lovely sandwich. Derek admits that is true but he always associated Colston Brick with Stilton, not anchovy paste. Mavis feels Derek has been teasing her? Derek says that's not completely true, since her passion went into that sandwich (by passion he says he means her jealousy). He finds her passion "very erotic." Mavis is clearly embarrassed. Derek says he is the object of both her desire and her jealousy and finds that very erotic indeed. Mavis asks him not to be so smug about it? Derek says, "that was a trial by sandwich and I passed."
Ken is about to leave, when he runs into Denise. He tells her that he will not be able to meet as planned. Denise asks if something is wrong? He says he needs to take Deirdre to the bus station as she caught a later bus. Denise tells him that explains why she saw Deirdre in the bar earlier. Ken asks if they can meet a little later? He tells her to go over to the flat, as it is all ready. She agrees to see him later and he hurries out.
Jim comes in and orders a drink "from the Birdman." Vera asks why he is mocking Jack? Jim assures her, he is not mocking him, and it is an honour to be served by a celebrity. Vera says it should be, "since Jack stuck to his principles." She says she is proud of him. Jack admits that there is something very special about seeing the city by night. "You see things others would not," he says. Jim comments to Liz he had no idea they had a philosopher on their roof. Liz wonders what bit of philosophy Jack has for them? Jack says "your roof is shot and will need a new chimney, should be about 2500 pounds"
Raquel is serving Des a drink and talking about the patio. She says it won't be ready until the summer but thinks they should have a party. Des thinks it is a good idea and wonders whom to invite? Raquel thinks it would be perfect for "our little foursome." Des doesn't know what she is talking about? Raquel explains it would be perfect for her, Des, Tanya and Alex as it would be a chance for them to be together as couple. She believes that Tanya and Alex have to sneak about all the time. Des does not think it is a good idea at all and tells her to forget it!
Audrey arrives and seeing Derek asks about his new job? He tells her it is going very well. She wonders about the company he is keeping for lunch? He says he just has Mavis "boring fish paste sandwiches." (Mavis is very hurt.) Audrey thinks that since Derek gave up lunch with his glamorous boss for her boring little sandwiches, it shows how much he loves Mavis. (Mavis clearly does not agree,)
At the Bus Station, Deirdre feels her day has been very successful and Ken is pleased for her. Ken tells her it has been good to see her. Deirdre says they have been through a lot together and are now very good friends. She says there was a time she hated him. He says he never felt that way about her. Deirdre says she did but no longer does hate him. She asks if he would like her to take the bus in the morning? He reluctantly turns her down, saying he has a stack of marking to do. She says she understands. He helps her with her things onto the bus. He says he cannot believe that he has put marking before her. She says that maybe it can be another time. Ken says he is sure they can manage it another time. He says goodbye. She kisses him and gets on board the bus.
At the Wiltons, Derek tells Mavis "these mood swings of yours are boring!" Mavis "boring like my sandwiches." Derek "precisely" Mavis tells him that these mood swings of hers, he found rather erotic just an hour ago. She feels he would say anything to get what he wants. Derek says she tends to jump to conclusions and she should know how he feels about her. She says she does "that I am perfect, erotic and boring." Derek says that he would rather have her fish paste sandwiches than lunch with the most beautiful woman on earth. Mavis feels that it would not be surprising if he had not eaten his sandwiches, merely glanced at them and then threw them away. Derek "you are right." Mavis "What?" Derek "Angela took me for lunch." "I had smoked salmon, 3 glasses of pink champagne and I fed your sandwiches to the ducks." Mavis (stands up without saying a word, heads for the stairs.) She glances back at Derek without saying a word and marches up the stairs. Derek (to Harry the budgie) "Now why did I say that?" "That was an insane thing to say." He calls upstairs "Mavis, you are the most beautiful, erotic woman I know." Mavis calls down" keep your voice down."
At Ken's flat, Ken tells Denise that he saw Deirdre off. He feels things are much better between them, and now they are good friends. Denise is pleased to hear it. (She seems distracted.) He wonders if there is something wrong? Denise admits she does have something on her mind. He asks what's wrong? Denise "I am pregnant." (Ken is shocked) Ken "Is it mine?" Denise "Yes, it is," Ken "Do you plan to keep it?" Denise "I want this baby" "But I don't want you to feel obligated in any way." Ken says he would like to hold her but does not want to upset her. She throws herself into his arms, sobbing. He holds her as the credits roll÷
Stephanie Hodgson
Directed by JULIAN FARINO Written by STEPHEN MALLATRATT
Thursday (3703, Friday 27 May 1994)
It's the next morning at the Platt's residence and Nick comes down the stairs yawning. Gail tells him to get a move on or he'll be late for school. She adds that its a good thing he doesn't have a paper round or he`ll be even more tired than what he is already. Gail tells him he has to babysit Sarah Louise and David after school which results in more moaning from Nick. Nick said he should at least get paid for babysitting if he can't get a paper round. Good point Nick and it did shut up Gail for a few minutes.
At the salon Denise is just opening up and Ken walks in. Ken wants to know if Denise has taken a pregnancy tes to be sure. Denise tell shim she is going to see a doctor that day. Ken offers to go with her but she turns him down. She does ask him to stop by later which he agrees to.
At Tanya's flat, Des and Tanya are in bed again. Des is telling Tanya that Raquel has gotten all domesticated and he's feeling guilty about it. He admits that Raquel is driving him crazy. He then asks Tanya when she is going to leave Alex for him. Tanya sighs "Oh don't go through all that again Des, you sound just like Raquel going on all the time" Des apologises and wonders what will happen if Raquel and Alex should ever find out about them. They both get dressed and Des leaves.
Ken stops by at Denise's flat. He asked her how the doctor's visit went. It was just a routine check up to confirm that she is indeed pregnant and the doctor asked her if the baby was planned. Denise admits they were careless but it wasn't deliberate. Ken seems to think that Denise is getting older and subconsciously she does want a baby because at 38 she isn't getting any younger. Denise tells Ken she won't ask him for child support. Toying with her emotions, and probably hormones, she asks Ken to leave and she'll see him later. Ken reluctantly leaves.
Behind the bar at the Rovers, Jack and Raquel are cleaning glasses. Jack asks Bet if he can go out for a while. To put a bet on the horses I bet... Tanya swans through the bar and Bet snaps at her that she's late. Raquel asks Bet to go easy on Tanya as she's going through m-a-n trouble. Bet asks where she has been and Tanya lies and says she forgot to set her clock. But we all know what she's really been doing huh
In the street there's a man knocking on Jim McDonalds door. It's Ronnie Williams, the man at the race tracks who Jim was in the Army with. No answer at Jim's house so he goes across to the garage and sees the Jag that Jim had driven to the races. Jim is working under a car and recognizes Ronnie's voice. Ronnie asks Jim if he's the owner of the Jag that he saw at the garage. Uh oh Jim...busted. Jim admits shamefully that it's his employers car, and not his own. Ronnie just laughs and says that Jim is a convincing liar and slaps him on the back. He asks Jim if he wants to go to the races again with him. Jim doesn't give an answer but you can see he's contemplating the idea...looks like he wants to go again but doesn't want Liz to know.
Meanwhile at the Rovers, Tanya is still moody and Raquel asks her if she's ok. "What's up Tanya, you can tell me. A problem shared is a problem halved" Tanya just tells her to butt out of her business. Charlie comes into the Rovers and gives Bet a wink and asks her if he is still on her Christmas card list. By the big beam on Bets face you can see she's glad to see Charlie. Charlie asks Bet if he can sleep on the couch for a while before he goes back to work. Bet says she can do better than that and gives him a knowing wink.
Jack is still nagging Bet to have time off so he can go to the bookies to put a bet on. Jack then asks Steve if he will put a bet on for him. Ronnie overhears Jack and asks Steve if its ok if he tags along to the bookies with him. Steve agrees and says any friend of his dad's is a friend of his too. Des serves Steve at the bookies and asks Steve who the man is he`s with. Steve introduces Des to Ronnie Williams his dads major from the Army days. The horse Ronnie bets on wins and Jack moans that he reckons the Major had inside information. Steve wins £200 UKP thanks to the Major's tips and is in the Rovers splashing his money around.
At the garage, Nick asks Kev for a job. Kevin tells him there aren`t any jobs for him. Nick asks Kev if he ever had a paper round when he was Nick's age. Kev says yes but he doesn`t want his kids to have one as there are too many nutters around at that time of morning. For trivia fans..... In the late 70`s, Kev played a kid called Neil Grimshaw who was a paper lad in the Kabin before he made his name as Kevin Webster!
Alex is pouring himself a drink at Tanya's flat and asks her if she wants one - a drink that is! Tanya tells him that he`ll never leave his wife, and Alex said he`ll need more time. He starts kissing her but Tanya said that he`ll mess up her make up and she`ll be late for work again. Alex doesn`t comment.
At the dinner table over at the Platt's house, Gail finds out David has oil over his shirt from being at the garage with Nick. Nick tells him why he was over there, and Gail sighs "not those blasted trainers again, I don`t want to hear another word about them" Martin pipes up that Nick has a point, he`s not a registered child minder, and therefore Gail shouldn`t be too hard on Nick. At least he took the kids with him, and not left them in the house alone while he went to see Kev at the garage for a job. Gail gives Martin one of her looks that could freeze water
At the Rovers Bet asks Charlie if he can stay for a little while longer. Charlie says he can`t as he has to be on the road. Charlie is on his way to Portsmouth for a delivery and he says he`ll call Bet in Portsmouth.
At the bar Ronnie asks Jim if he wants to go to the races with him, but Jim has a chauffering job he can`t get out of for Mike Baldwin so he declines. Steve asks Ronnie if he can tag along instead. Ronnie reluctantly says yes as long as Steve gets dressed up in a shirt and tie as its a posh place they`re going to and doesn`t want to be shown up, Steve rushes home to get changed
Out in the street, Ken sees Denise shutting up the salon and sarcastically asks her if now is a good time to talk. She ushers him up to the flat and and tells Ken that he doesn` have to pretend he`s interested in her now that she`s pregnant. Ken is furious and tells her he does want to be involved because he is the father like it or not. Ken also tells her not to make assumptions where he`s concerned. "This baby is much mine as its yours and I`ll have a say in the baby's future" With that he storms out leaving Denise stunned at his fury. Cue credits.
Update Written by Wendy Brackens
Ron Williams - SEBASTIAN ABINERI
Written by ADELE ROSE; Directed by DAVID PENN
Friday (3704, Monday 30 May 1994)
Its the following morning at the Rovers and there is a knock on the door. Bet comes down the stairs in her nightgown, and her hair down. She open the door and sees a female police officer. The officer asks Bet is she knows Charlie Whelen. Bet says she does. The female officer informs Bet that Charlie has been hit on the head, and his lorry hijacked on the A24. Bet is visibly shaken and sits on the stairs.
Out in the street Derek's sees Jim and asks him if he wants to buy Derek's car. Kev walks over to where they are talking and tells Jim he's late for work. Derek also asks Kevin if he wants to buy his car at a very reasonable rate. Kevin suggests to Derek to try and sell it at a car auction. Derek thanks him for his advice and says he will do that. At the Rovers, Betty comes into work just as the police woman is leaving. Bet tells Betty what just happened to Charlie. Betty tells her to phone the hospital in Newborn where Charlie had his accident. I'm not exactly sure where Newbury is, probably near Portsmouth where Charlie was going. Anyway, bet gets through to the hospital and she is informed that Charlie discharged himself that morning. Bet is worried as she has no idea if Charlie is ok.
In the Kabin, Mavis is browsing through the magazines as Ken walks in. Mavis is looking at some kids clothes in the magazine and remarks how cute children's clothes are compared to when she was young. Ken looks sheepish but says nothing. Derek walks in and tells Mavis what Kevin suggested about the auction. In a lovely little scene here, Rita tells Derek that Mavis has gone all broody with Ken literally squirming where he's stood and trying not to be rude to Rita by leaving so abruptly. Derek is still in a dither about his car. Mavis and Rita think its a great idea. Steve walks over to the garage all dressed up to the nines in a smart suit, shirt and tie ready for his outing with the Major at the races. Jim makes a joke about Steve looking smart enough to go to court. That'll come back to haunt you in a few years Jim! The Major arrives to pick up Steve and he asks Steve if he has enough money, as heel certainly need it at the race course that they are going to. Jim wishes them good luck. Ronnie says "donut worry Jim, Ill keep an eye on Steve" Jim mutters as they leave "that's what I'm worried about"
Outside the Wilton's house, Derek has borrowed Mavis` pink rubber gloves and is starting to wash his car ready for the auction. On anyone else those gloves would look ridiculous, but because its Derek, it doesn't look too bad! Nick walks past and never missing an opportunity to make some extra money, he asks Derek if he needs some help and says heel clean his car for £5UKP. Derek says no at first, then drops the price down to £4UKP. Nick says heel need some money to buy some rubbing compound to bring up the paintwork. Derek gives him a fiver and says heel need a receipt. Nick walks off elated.
Meanwhile at the Rovers Bet is putting herself into an early grave by chainsmoking. Jack tells Bet not to worry about Charlie and to thank her lucky stars that its just a knock on the head he's had, it could be worse. He said folks have been killed for worse than the whiskey that Charlie was hauling in his rig. As Bet is about to shout at Jack, Charlie walks in.
End of part one.
Bet hugs Charlie and asks him where he's been she's been so worried. Charlie said he's ok He tells Bet he was on his way to Portsmouth and he got attacked by two men. Charlie is very angry at himself for losing his stock of whiskey. Bet tells him it wasn't his fault and it could have been much worse. She then tells him to go and have a lie down and get some rest.
At the races with Steve and Ronnie, Steve has lost some money on the first race. Ronnie tells him not to be so worried and for him to pace himself with his betting. A bookmaker comes over to Ronnie and Steve and talks about the next race to Ronnie. He looks a bit of a shady character, and gives Ronnie a tip on a horse in the next race and Steve overhears. The bookmaker leaves and asks him if the horse will win. Ronnie tells him to keep his voice down, he doesn't want anyone else to know.
Back home at Weatherfield, Nick goes to the garage and asks Kevin for some paint restorer for Derek's car, he offers to buy some off him and shows him the £5UKP that Derek gave him. Kevin gets some off the shelf and gives it to Nick but refuses to take his money. At that moment Mike Baldwin walks in and catches Kevin giving away the car polish and shouts at Kevin that he's not running a charity shop and for Nick to hop it! Nick asks Mike is he's poor if he cant afford to let him have a bit of paint restorer. Jim and Kevin laugh so Mike tells them the cost of the paint restorer will be coming out of their tea money.....then he tells Nick to leave.
Back at the races and Steve has won some money on the last race. He picks up some tips from Ronnie that there is a horse to win 4-1, so Steve bets on it. Sure enough that horse wins too and Steve is elated. He intends to put all his winnings on the next horse but Ronnie tells him to pace himself so it wont look too suspicious. So Steve just puts £50 on this one and the horse wins to Steve and Ronnie's delight.
Nick goes back to Derek's with the paint restorer and the £5 that Derek gave him. Derek is most impressed with his honesty and integrity and tells him so. He tells Nick its very refreshing to see such a well adjusted child and tells him heel have a word with his parents about him to tell them how pleased he is,
Back at the races and Steve wins his stake money back. Ronnie tells him to listen and he may learn something. Steve wants to go and put money on another horse but Ronnie said that's enough for the time being and to quit while they were ahead. They had a good day so donut spoil it. Steve is disappointed but says nothing and he follows Ronnie out of the race track.
At the Rovers, Bet puts her feet up and reads a magazine. There's a knock on the door and the police woman is back. She asks Bet if Charlie is there and Bet says he got home a few hours ago and is now asleep in bed. The police woman wants Bet to wake up Charlie so he can fill out some insurance forms of the accident and to take a statement . Bet doesn't want to wake Charlie up and tells the policewoman to call back later, Bet can be so forceful when she wants to be. The policewoman is clearly annoyed at Bets attitude but agrees that she will come back later. "Tell Charlie not to go anywhere" she says to Bet as she leaves.
Denise knocks on Ken's door and he invites her in. Ken apologizes for his attitude towards her earlier and Denise tells him it doesn't matter,. Ken said I'm not looking for a wife and I know you're not looking for a husband but I just cant walk away from you...I want to be involved. Denise admits that she values what they have together and she wants to keep it going. They embrace. Kent said he wont interfere in her life, he wants to help out. Denise laughs and says she needs all the help she can get.
Derek walks in the Rovers and sees Gail and Martin having a quiet drink together and goes over to them. "Id like to talk to you about your Nicky" he said. "Oh no what's he done now" said Gail. Derek tells them about the professional job Nick did on his car and how honest he is and what a credit he is to them both. Derek goes on to say how proud they must be of him. Gail literally beams with pride.
Steve walks into the Rovers, sees his parents them starts flashing his money around and buys drinks for everyone. He tells Jim and Liz he had a brilliant day out and Ronnie won over 30 grand. He says that Ronnie knows all the owners, trainers, and bookies in the area. Steve said he's going with Ronnie to another horse race soon. Back over at Ken's house and he and Denise are discussing the baby. Denise said she knows Ken will be a great dad. Ken says that heel have to tell Deirdre, he doesn't want her to hear it from anyone else. Denise doesn't want him to. "Call it superstition but I want to wait after I'm 3 months pregnant and wait till the baby's ok before we tell anyone" Denise is worried on how Deirdre will take the news of her pregnancy. Ken tells her not to worry and to concentrate on looking after her and the baby. Denise still looks worried. Roll credits
Update written by Wendy Brackens
WPC Jackson - Jane Lancaster; Ronnie Williams
- Sebastian Abineri
Written by STEPHEN MALLATRATT; Directed by DAVID PENN
Monday (3705, Wednesday 1 June 1994)
It's been a lovely Christmas, a bit quieter but we did get a white Christmas after all. I know, I know, the original Christmas took place in the Middle east in the desert. No snow there. But in Canada it takes place in December and all the songs talk about White Christmas, Sleigh bells and letting it snow and it's nice to see an untrodden clean white blanket of snow. Except when it's falling, like it was here on Monday, it makes the driving ratty and there's no sleighs in the city to get us round like there used to be. It did make things less frantic however. Anyway, as always me mum and dad and I had a lovely day, with visits from my sister and her family and a few relatives later on.
Without further ado, we slide back 6 and a half years to June 1, 1994 where Charlie Whelan has had a restless night worrying about the loss of his lorry, load and livelihood.
Nicky has got up early too to prove to Martin and Gail that he can do an early morning paper round. Only he's made so much noise making them cups of tea that he's roused them from their beds in the process. Gail moans about being up so early when she'll have a long day at the café ahead of her (and I am a bit puzzled. The first scene, Bet says it's 7:15 so if the café is open for breakfast, wouldn't Gail be up by now to be to the café for what? 8 or so? *sigh* details!) Nicky whines about the paper route but typically, Gail puts her foot down and says no so he goes upstairs in a sulk. Martin tries to defend him but Gail has closed the subject.
Raquel fusses over Des who is inclined to leave for work without his breakfast (how could he stomach anything with her vapid pathetic sentimentalism this early in the morning!) He doesn't get away in time and she starts musing about getting a rose bush for the garden. Do what you want, it's only a rosebush, he says but oh no, she sees it as a symbol of their relationship growing stronger every year and bringing colour to their life (oh GAG. Yep, this is the point in time I remember going off Raquel who used to have a bit of spirit in her before she went all moony over Dirty Des) Des patronizingly smiles, assures her he knows nothing about gardens and she should do what she wants and escapes.
Derek stops into the Kabin to see Mavis before beginning his day. She tries to find out if he'll be seeing Angela again today. Course not, she's happy to let him do things his way, now that she's satisfied he hasn't lost his touch! Funny reaction from Mavis who tosses her head back, and raises her eyebrows in alarm but without a single word, at the thought of Derek proving his touch to his ex wife. Her tightened lips relax as he witters on about regaining his self confidence though even she has to roll her eyes at his inevitable excesses.
Denise sorts out an appointment for a customer but is hard pressed to stop yawning though she had an early night. Fiona takes the mick and is given Percy Sudgen to see to when he arrives for a trim before his trip to Normandy. He lectures Fiona about how the young people today have no idea of the sacrifices of his generation that fought at D-Day but she surprises him with her knowledge of the event, her grandfather having been there as well.
Raquel bores Tanya to the tea kettle and starts in on Jack suggesting he could make his back yard very colourful. The only thing colourful about his back is Vera's language when he forgets to swill it, Jack utters, apparently suffering the slings and arrows of his own back problems after humping crates up from the cellar. Bet confirms that Raquel is working tonight as Tanya has asked for the night off. Jack tries to skive but can't pull the wool over Bet's eyes. PC Jackson arrives to take Charlie's statement and is led to the back where a curious Tanya is ushered out of the back room. Bet then offers to make tea for the constable and then leaves them to it.
Alex arrives at the bookies' unexpectedly just as Des arrives for work. Resentment filling his eyes , Des discovers that Alex's frequent visits to this shop are due to his personal business this side of town (when he normally just lets Des get on with it on his own).
Charlie isn't able to give a lot of details and seems to be very defensive when asked to repeat the details. Bet narrows her eyes as she hears some of them as she closes the door.
Percy is so pleased with his cut that he passes Fiona a tip, what looks like 50p but could be just a 20 as she comments to Denise that she could buy a paper with a few more like it. Don't knock it, tips from Percy Sugden are rare indeed. Ken bounces in with a smile to confirm his date with Denise for tonight before heading into town. Fiona lets slip about Denise's tiring demeanor (when it really should be HIS demeanor that's very tiring indeed! ) and she has to defend her health to him, scolding Fiona for dropping her in it after he leaves.
Percy's itinerary for his trip is timed to the minute as evidenced by his reading it out of a blue notebook to Raquel in the bar. She diverts the whole list by asking about his trip. He expresses his respect for Fiona who knew all about D-Day so maybe there's hope for the young people today yet. Raquel dashes that one on the rocks when she thinks the French beaches have more to do with naughty photos than with war, making Tanya snort with derision. Tanya then tries to get some details out of Bet but Bet, tight lipped, is saying nowt. Jack tries to get Steve to go to the bookies for him but tells Steve betting is a mug's game when Steve declines. He should know! After the constable leaves, Bet goes to the back to talk to Charlie and confront him. Why didn't he tell the police about the side trips to Liverpool and Swansea? He could lose his license. He's only allowed to drive a certain number of hours a day but everyone does it, to make a few extra quid. She seems satisfied and offers him a meal. What d'you fancy, she asks. He gives her a long sexy one (oy! A look!!! A look!) and sighs, and says maybe food first then? (sigh)
Alex leaves the shop for his afternoon delight. Lucky man, Des says bitterly. Alex gloats, with all the fellows she could have, he must have more than luck!
Derek is apparently working late tonight, sorting out some paperwork. Emily comes into the shop to pay her papers and Mavis lets loose with a rant about Angela, working up a good head of steam against his ex wife for heaping work on Derek, to interfere with their personal live and to toy with him for her own devious pleasure! LOL !! Nothing Emily says can make her see any reason. Oh no, Angela is manipulating Derek like putty in her hands!
Gail arrives home shattered. Martin tries to talk to her about Nicky but she is adamant until he gives her some food for thought. After all at least Nicky seems to realize he can't get something without working for it which is a lot more than a lot of lads his age who prefer to take the easy way out, stealing and shoplifting.
In the bar, Jim and Mike ask Charlie if there's any news about the truck. He appreciates their support for his situation but it's not making him feel any better and would rather not talk about it. Emily is looking forward to four days without Percy but Mavis is still in a snit about Derek working late. When Emily tactfully suggests Derek will have to give up his job if she's going to get into a state every time he works late, Mavis backs off, saying she couldn't do that to him. Give him a break, then, Emily suggests. Denise scolds Ken for being overprotective of her health and they make plans for a night in and a takeaway. Derek arrives, earlier than expected. Mavis is alarmed that Angela seems to have made a special visit to see him but feels better when Derek seems afar more excited about the arrival on Friday of his new executive company car! And what kind of day did you have, he asks her. Mavis smiles weakly.
Gail and Martin delight Nicky with permission to do the paper route after all!
Des comes to see Tanya in between Alex's afternoon visit and an evening dinner date. He's fed up with sharing her and guilty over what he's doing to Raquel. He can't look her in the eye but insists they have to finish. You say out of my life, he declares, and I'll stay out of yours and he leaves.
Diane Johnston
WPC Jackson JANE LANCASTER
Written by BARRY HILL Directed by ROBERT KHODADD
Tuesday (3706, Friday 3 June 1994)
This episode was originally broadcast on the 50th anniversary of D-Day. The scenes in France acknowledge that important date.
Derek is taping a 'For Sale' sign to the windscreen of his car. Mavis is telling him that he doesn't have to go to work on the bus. Derek interrupts her and explains, as if to a small child, that he is going to get his 'spanking brand new company car" and even he cannot drive two cars at once. Mavis admonishes him for his patronizing tone and goes on to explain that she is offering to drive him to the office and then bring the old car back home herself. Derek, for some reason, does not want Mavis to drive him to work. Mavis suspects that Derek does not want her to bump into Angela and tells him so. Derek denies this is so. Her tells her it's 'an office politics thing' he needs to underscore his absolute need for having a company car. Mavis points out that he already knows he's getting a car. "Mavis, Mavis (more patronizing tones) I've told you it's office politics. You wouldn't understand. It's a jungle out there!" Mavis' expression tells us this spurious explanation hasn't fooled her one bit but she let's the subject drop and kisses Derek goodbye. He promises to be home at lunch-time in the new car.
Raquel picks beer cans up off the coffee table. "You went through enough of these last night," she remarks, "Not that anybody's going to start counting or owt . ." These remarks prick the guilty feeling Des into accusing Raquel of nagging. "You're beginning to sound like a wife!" Raquel protests at this. She tells him she doesn't like to think of him sitting at home on his own. "If you're going to drink this much you might as well be standing in the Rovers across the bar from me. At least we'd see each other!" Des tells her he's sick of the Rovers. Raquel tells him she knows he fed up about something and if it's her job and he doesn't like her working in the evenings she'll chuck her job in. Des looks incredulous "Why would you want to to that?" Raquel tells him they could spend more time together. Des looks as if that is the last thing he wants. Raquel prattles on. "I mean I suppose I don't really have to work, as you're earning good money." Now Des looks really scared. "As long as I keep turning in. Which is what I'm going to do now." "I just wish you'd talk to me Des. I know something's bothering you. ." Des curtly tells her to drop the subject and goes to work leaving a slightly shocked Raquel wondering what the matter is.
Denise and Ken descend the stairs from the flat into the salon. They whisper sweet nothings and Ken tries to tempt Denise to shut up shop and go out for the day. She resists the offer and tells him she will meet him in the Rovers for a sandwich at lunch-time. As they kiss goodbye Fiona breezes in and Ken quickly leaves. Fiona wants to know if Ken was arriving early or leaving late. Denise doesn't tell. Fiona says that at least she now knows what Denise sees in him because she found herself a man last night and he's an older man too. Denise raises her eyebrows questioningly. "Very nice," purrs Fiona, "Twenty-three!" Denise smiles, "Oh, quite decrepit eh?" then she purrs back, "Mine isn't."
In the Kabin, Rita and Mavis are giving Nick the third degree. Rita takes his word that his parents know he is applying. Mavis isn't too sure and tells him they can check. Nick tells Mavis to go ahead if she wants. After pointing out some of the job's more obvious drawbacks such as heavy papers, early morning starts and British weather, Rita tells him he can start next week and as Mavis is on the early paper shift he'll have Mrs. Wilton to greet him with a nice big smile. "Well I hope we can rely on him," sniffs Mavis after he has gone. Rita says that Nick lives close enough for them go go and get him if he's late. Emily enters the shop. She has received a phone call from Percy in France. "Nothing wrong?' enquires Rita. "Only with Mr. Sugden's sense of proportion," sighs Emily. "He's worried that I might forget to feed his budgie!" Rita and Emily are amused by this but Mavis opines that one can get very attached to a budgie. "I know I worry about Harry, left in the house alone all day." Emily still thinks phoning from France a bit much. "I sometimes think Mr. Sugden has been sent here from another planet!"
Across the Channel, the alien Sugden tries to come to grips with the natives in the form of the hotel desk clerk. He is at great pains to explain that he will be in a separate room to Madame Grimes and that she will need her bed airing in case she wants to coucher. As Percy mangles the lingo, the clerk patiently waits for him to go away. He finally does so and returns to Maude and Maureen who are in the restaurant finishing their breakfast. Maude asks him if everything was OK at home and Percy assures her Mrs. Bishop is fine. Maude points out the Emily will have to get used to being on her own once she and Percy are wed. Percy says he can't help worrying. "But she's a bit touchy so I cracked on I was enquiring about Randy." "Whose Randy?!" Maureen shrieks. Maude tells her to keep her voice down, people are looking. Percy explains about Randy. There followed the usual Percy type diatribe against all things foreign, which in this instance is focussed on the perversity of the French to refuse to learn how to make tea properly and the fact that a croissant and jam is not what one could call a 'fighting breakfast'. "And they wonder why they keep losing wars!" He then passes on to the lack of roughage in French bread. "That's why they drink so much wine," he explains, "if they didn't they'd seize right up!" Maureen supposes that Percy doesn't like France but he assures her he thinks it's a very nice place. "It's just the people I can't be doing with!"
Lunch-time in the Rovers and Raquel asks Bet who the bloke in the back room talking with Charlie is. Bet explains its the insurance adjuster come to talk about Charlie's missing truck claim. "Well I thought it couldn't be a friend. I mean they're arguing so much!" Bet looks a little worried but Mike calls her over. He does not make her less worried as he wants to talk about Charlie's missing truck too. "Anyone got to the bottom of it yet? I, mean it's a bit mysterious isn't it? Like a nine bob note." Bet says she doesn't know what Mike means. Mike grins, "Come on, of course you do." Bet tries to maintain her composure as Mike makes it fairly clear he thinks Charlie is involved in some sort of scam. Bet haughtily tells Mike that his trouble is that he thinks everyone else is as bent as he is. Charlie appears in the bar preceded by the insurance assessor. "This is where I'll be, if you want me again," he tells the claim assessor as he shows him out. Charlie is not happy. He complains to Bet that they have been asking stupid questions so they can try and get out of paying the claim. He goes and helps himself to a drink from the optics. Bet tells him to simmer down as the bloke is only doing his job. "He's harping on about last time," says Charlie, "It's nothing like last time." Bet wants to know what he means and Charlie tells her he had goods nicked from his lorry a couple of years ago. "He was making snide remarks about lightening striking the same place twice. It's nothing like last time," Charlie growls as he takes his drink into the back room leaving Bet staring after him.
In the Kabin Mavis is wittering to Rita how Derek didn't want her driving him to work. "In case I meet somebody and say something," she explains aggrieved. "Which perhaps I would!" she adds. Rita wants to know what is bothering Mavis. She tells her many men Derek's age would give their right arm to be working. She advise Mavis to lie back and enjoy it. Mavis doesn't see it that way. "She's bought him Rita! His ex- wife has bought him with a good job and a company car!" Rita shakes her head and mock seriously replies, "By 'eck! That's a high price to pay - for Derek." Rita tells her she should be grateful. They'll have money, they can go places and they'll have a nice car to go in. The mention of the car reminds Mavis that Derek is bringing the longed for executive vehicle home at lunchtime. She spots something out of the shop door window and excitedly opens it to be disappointed when the occupant of the SUV turns out not to be Derek. She pouts and wonders if he's not coming. "Maybe he's taken somebody out to lunch in his shiny new car!" Rita who has also come to the door in anticipation tells her to hang on. Another car is coming down the street. It is smallish and bright green. Mavis strains her eyes to see the driver. Rita is right. The large orange paper clip on the roof gave her a clue. The car draws up. 'Hawthornes - Stationery That Moves' is emblazoned in orange on the side of the car. Mavis gives a strangled cry, "Oohh Derek!!"
Steve is in the Rovers with his new found friend Ron Williams and Jim. Ron is buying. He proposes a toast to that great sportswoman of the turf - The Queen. Jim remarks that Ron is driving a grand car. Ron replies he hopes it is but maybe Jim will look at it for him. He tells them he doesn't know what shape it's in because he only just won in a card game last week. Mike overhears this in passing and tells Ron "Snap. I won a car in card game once." Mike leaves and Steve expresses his doubts about Mike winning a car. He thinks he was just saying it to act big. However Jim puts his son straight and tells him that Mike did win a car and it was Don Brennan's. Bet moves to the punter side of the bar to where Charlie is drinking alone. She tells him to go easy. "Why? If I can't work I might as well booze." Bet tells him she wishes that he had told her that his truck had been stolen once before. "Nothing to tell. It was a long time before I met you. What are you getting at?" Bet tells him she isn't 'getting at' any thing. Ken asks Denise if she wants another tonic but she tells him no as she doesn't really like the taste. She is only drinking it so people will think she's on the gin. She would rather have orange juice. "But that's a dead givaway - to another woman." Denise is determined no one will know about her pregnancy until she wants. Emily appears and tells Ken that she has just seen Deirdre arriving home from her mother's. Ken seems a little embarrassed. Denise guesses that he has not yet told Deirdre about their relationship and Ken admit this is the case. Denise wants to know if Deirdre has any claims on Ken. He tells her not except they used to be married and have Tracey in common. Otherwise nothing at all.
We move to a fine close up shot of the paper- clip on top of Derek's new transport. It appears that the orange colour is neon tubing. (I wonder if it lights up at night?) Derek appears at the Kabin door and after having a quick look round for anyone who might recognize him, he moves quickly to the car. Too late! Steve, Ron and Jim appear round the corner. Jim spots Derek skulking in the driver's seat and cannot resist a few jabs about the 'miracle of engineering' and 'the company chariot'. Derek does not want to chat. He tells Jim he has to go and sets off before anybody else sees him driving the Green Goblin.
In the T-shirt workshop Ron is looking things over. He is not impressed. He tells Steve there are more exciting ways to make a living. Steve wants to know, and the answer is "Pontefract." Ron tells him, "The Races. That will be my day at the office next week." Steve would like to go too and Ron tells him he is welcome to join him. "But bring some investment funds. And I mean serious money!" Steve tries to look cool.
Ken drops round to see Deirdre. She is surprised he knew she was back. When he tells her that Emily told him in the Rovers she is more surprised. "Not like you drinking at lunch- time." Ken makes up some excuse. Deirdre tells him that her mother has got into some sheltered accommodation and so she is back for good. "Unless my mother changes her mind!" She then mentions that she tried to call Ken last night to tell him she was coming but he wasn't in. Ken makes another excuse. "And I tried first thing this morning. You must have been up at the crack of dawn!" Ken changes the subject and tells Deirdre he will call round in the evening. "We have some talking to do." Deirdre is intrigued. She smiles to herself. Has absence made the heart grow fond again?
Percy, Maude and Maureen have been touring the Normandy Beaches and are now sitting outside a café waiting for service. Percy is still grumbling about the French. Maude concedes they do know how to charge. Percy says they did that in 1940. "When they found they couldn't make any money out of fighting the Germans they packed it in." Maureen is scandalized. "What a terrible thing to say! We've met some very nice people." Percy cites the French farmers who are always protesting and putting up barricades. "If they'd done more of that in 1940. . ." Maureen observes that Percy goes on about the French and the Americans but he doesn't have a bad word to say about the Germans. Maude interjects, "Don't get him started about the Americans!" Percy tells Maureen that the Germans were the enemy and you didn't expect them to be decent. "But ever since the war the French have been dead against us. It's because they've never forgiven us, because they gave in and we didn't!" Maureen sighs. "You're very bitter," Mr Sugden. Percy tells her he has a right to be because he remembers all the lads he fought with that never came back. "Lads that were better than me, but not as lucky." His eyes moisten and Maude gives his hand a squeeze.
Back in Weatherfield Liz is putting on her warpaint. Steve wants a word and she tells him to make it quick as she is due at the Legion in ten minutes. He tells her to keep this between them but he would like to borrow some of the money she got from the brewery. Liz puts her make-up down. "How much?" When he tells her he wants five hundred pounds. "HOW MUCH!!" Steve flannels about a great business opportunity, he'll pay her back, of course it's legal etc. ect. Liz is not sure. She tells Steve she'll think about it. "Oh well if you don't trust me!" Steve gets up to leave. He is actually at the doorway when she relents and tells him she'll get him the money the next morning.
In the Rovers, Raquel comes into the bar from the back remarking that Bet and Charlie must have fallen out about something. She tells Tanya that the pair of them are sat in front of the telly not talking. Tanya asks Raquel if Des has fallen out with them since he hasn't been into the Rovers lately. Raquel replies that she thinks he's a bit worried about work. At that moment Curly and Des enter the Rovers. Curly tells them he's dragged Des out the house where he was sitting all miserable. Ken comes up to order drinks and Raquel takes his order. Curly disappears into the loo, leaving Tanya to take Des' order. Tanya tells him she thought he might come round to the flat. Des reiterates that things are over between them. Tanya tells him things don't make any sense to her. Ken picks up the mineral water and takes it over to Denise. She tells him she is too tired to go anywhere tonight. Ken advises her to put her feet up and he will go round and see Deirdre and put her in the picture about him and Denise. "I'll tell her we're seeing each other." "Well that's one way of putting it," smiles Denise. As Ken leaves, Steve enters the Rovers and seeks out Ron. He tells him he's got some stake money. Ron forecasts a very satisfactory expedition to Pontefract for the both of them.
Ken arrives at Deirdre's. He gets straight to the point and tells her he has been going out with Denise for the past month or two. Deirdre looks shocked and then recovers. "Well now you come to mention it I did wonder. When I rang up and you weren't in." Ken tells her he thought she should know and would rather hear it from him than have the local gossips take her unawares. The news starts to sink in. Deirdre opines she wouldn't have thought Denise was Ken's type. "When you get to know her, she's a very nice person. Bit of a stormy life though. ." "Haven't we all?" shoots back Deirdre. Ken concedes the point. Ken tells her it's odd how things work out. He was always hoping he and Deirdre might get back together. "But Life seems to have other plans." Deirdre wants to know if it's serious. Ken hedges. "Well it is and it isn't. It started off fairly casual . . but it's become rather more significant for both of us." Ken looks half shifty and half smirky. "I'm going to be a father again." Deirdre's eyes widen in amazement. "She's pregnant? And it's your baby?" Ken smiling admits it was a bit of a shock to him too. "I mean, at my age . . " Deirdre explodes, "She's having your baby?!! My God Ken!" Deirdre reminds him of the arguments they had, the times she pleaded with him to have a baby, their baby, but he wouldn't listen. Ken is totally unprepared for this reaction. He reminds her there was Tracy to think of. "Yes there was always someone else to think of, usually yourself! You've done some things to kick me in the teeth in your time - but this beats the lot!" Deirdre is hysterical. Ken cannot reason with her. "I don't want your explanations! I don't want to know. Just get out!" she screams pointing to the door. Ken leaves without a word.
Update written by Libby Seekings
Ron Williams SEBASTIAN ABINERI
Written by JOHN STEVENSON Directed by DAVID PENN
Wednesday (3707, Monday 6 June 1994)
Its early morning, and Mavis runs out to Derek's car because he has forgotten his sandwiches. Derek is obviously impatient to leave as he's still embarrassed about the huge paper clip on his car. As he is leaving, he sees Des, and Derek waves at him. Des waves back with a huge smirk on his face, which doesn't go UN noticed by Derek.
Ken walks over to Denise's salon. Denise asks Ken how Deirdre took the news of her having a baby. "Like a dose of poison" Ken tells her. Denise says what a pity it is. Ken said Deirdre is so mad about it because they never had a child together that was their own. Denise then tells Ken she didn't want anyone else knowing just yet....especially Deirdre. "What's done is done" said Ken.
At the Kabin, Rita is having a field day over Derek's new car and teases Mavis unmercifully about it. Rita asks Mavis if Angela still fancies Derek. Mavis is annoyed...."That woman Angela is so petty". Deirdre walks into the Kabin, and Rita greets her with a hug. Rita asks Deirdre how Blanche is, and Deirdre tells her that she is ok and is in sheltered accommodation and is being well looked after. Rita asks her if she's seen Ken. " Oh yes I've done all the catching up I need" Deirdre says bitterly. With that she leaves.
Meanwhile, over in France....Maureen is pushing Maud in her wheelchair through the gravesite with Percy tagging along behind them. Maud sees a surname on a gravestone that she recognizes. Waltonshire. "I used to live near him" Maud reminisces. Percy said he wants to find some of his old Army pals on his own. Maud asks Maureen to take her to the American grave site. Percy said they'll meet up later. Percy spots a plane flying over the cemetery, he looks up and gives a salute and tears come into his eyes. Very moving indeed. I swear those were real tears I saw. Must confess to having a few tears myself at this scene.
At the Rovers, Steve and Ronnie are getting ready to go to Pontefract for another day at the races. Steve has borrowed £500 from Liz to go betting with. Ronnie tells Steve not to get too cocky, or he'll blow all his money away. Steve laughs and says its only a monkey. I take it a monkey is slang for £500.
Back in France, Maureen is wheeling Maude to the American war graves. Maureen is having difficulty pushing the wheelchair through the grass. Maud says "in a place like this, you count your blessings" Maude asks Maureen to stop at one particular grave as there is a surname she recognizes. Maureen looks at the name - Master Sergeant Leonard Beretz . Maude smiles as she says to Maureen..'we used to call him Danny" Then Maud drops a bombshell. "You have his chin and eyes Maureen, that's your father buried there" Maureen is visibly shocked.
At the McDonalds residence, Jim tells Liz he had some premium bonds mature and took them to the bank. "Catch yourself on Liz, do you think I wouldn't notice that £500 is missing from our wee bank account there"? Liz admits to Jim that she gave the £500 to Steve as a loan, to tide him over for a while. "You need your head tested Elizabeth, so you do" Liz tells him not to worry, she'll get it back. Jim looks doubtful.
Meanwhile in France, Maureen is in shock. "Why now Mother after all these years did you decide to tell me now"? Maud said she wanted to tell her for years, being in France seemed to be the right time. Maureen asks about Wilfred, Maud's husband, who she assumed was her father. "Did he know about this Danny"? Maud said he did, and brought Maureen up as his own. "Any man can be a father Maureen, its what you do after the birth is what counts" Maureen starts crying and looks behind the cemetery at the Omaha Beaches to where her real father died. Percy stops by and sees Maureen crying. Percy looks at Maud, and Maud said she's crying because of the emotion involved in the cemetery. Maureen asks Percy to look after her mother and she runs off crying,
At the hair salon, Denise is waxing Vera legs. Vera tells Denise and Fiona that she's going to Blackpool to see their Tommy and she wants to look her best. "R Tommeh is 2 in September, and he's grown so much" Vera tells Fiona that she should be thinking of settling down and having babies. Denise looks uncomfortable but says nothing.
At the Rovers Charlie is looking at Raquel's holiday brochures. He decides he needs a holiday after what he's been through. Bet walks in and Charlie tells Bet he had 100 grand's worth of whiskey stolen out of his rig. Bet asks if its a regular thing. Charlie feels hurt as he realizes that Bet thinks he did this on purpose, and she seems to think it was an insurance fraud.
Jim goes looking for Steve. He interrupts Curly and Kevin's conversation to ask if they'd seen Steve. Curly tells him he was at the Rovers earlier with Jim's pal Ronnie. Jim goes back home mad. As he walks into the house he sees Steve. Jim asks him where he's been. Steve tells him he was at the races with Ronnie. Jim asks him why he conned the money off his mother. Steve said he didn't con her, he just borrowed it and shell get it back. Jim said he heard it all before. Jim calls him a useless chancer and hits him. Jim said Ronnie is a con man. Steve said it takes one to know one. Jim snaps back "I have never been a con artist or a thief"
Ken calls in on Deirdre, and she is still mad at him. Ken asks her if it had made any difference if Denise had lives further away. Deirdre calls Denise a slut and Ken immediately defends Denise. Ken asks her to keep Denise's pregnancy to herself as Denise doesn't want anyone knowing yet. Deirdre grabs the knife she is using and asks Ken if he remembers Mrs. Bobbit. Ken backs away feeling scared. Deirdre screams at him to get out.
Liz comes home from work, and sees Jim still mad. "have you been using your fists on our Steve again"? she shouts at Jim. "Yes Liz I hit him, and Ill tell you why, he's a no good con artist rent boy" Steve comes down the stairs to the living room. He throws a huge bundle of money on the table. "There's your money plus a bit more, I'm moving out as of now" Liz shouts at Jim.."are you happy now"? as Steve slams the door behind him.
Update written by Wendy Brackens
Ronnie Williams - SEBASTIAN ABINERI
Written by JULIAN ROACH; Directed by DAVID PENN
Thursday (3708, Wednesday 8 June 1994)
It's morning at the Rovers and Bet is at the back doing the books. Charlie comes in and asks Bet if she wants to go to Spain with him. "But what if the cops stop by here again?, and who is going to look after this place while I'm gone"? Charlie replied "that's two reasons why you don't want to go to Spain, want to give me a third? With that parting remark, he storms out of the living room.
Over at Deirdre's house, her day isn't starting off all that great either. Liz pops over to bend Deirdre's ear about the goings on over at her house. But Deirdre has problems of her own and doesn't really listen to Liz moaning. Deirdre asks Liz if everyone knows about Ken and Denise, and Liz asks Deirdre if she thinks Steve will ever come home.
Back in France Maureen, Percy and Maude are at the Ferry terminal getting ready to come back to Weatherfield. The ferry is delayed which doesn't please Percy. Maureen is very quiet contemplating her news about her father, so its a very gloomy atmosphere. Maud tried to buck everyone's spirits up and asks Percy to get 3 brandies for them from the bar as a farewell drink. Percy is shocked. "its still morning here, you've lost all your senses woman" Maureen muttered 'she lost that a long time ago'
At the Rovers and Charlie is still sulking about Bet dropping hints that he hijacked his own lorry for the compensation money, so the atmosphere is still frosty between them. Charlie tells Bet that she doesn't know him at all. Jack comes into the room and interrupts them. Jack asks Charlie if he can get him some cheap whiskey. Jack said he'll have a crate if there's some spare. Charlie said he'll put Jack on top of the list ignoring the fact that Bet is looking daggers at him.
At the bookies Des is just leaving when Alex stops by. Tanya is in the passenger seat of his car. She makes some excuse of going to buy a newspaper and leaves Alex and Des alone to talk. Alex asks Des how he got rid of his first wife Steph. Des is evasive and doesn't give too much away as he realizes Alex is getting rid of his wife so he can openly date Tanya.
At the print shop Liz is looking for Steve but the print shop is deserted. Jim comes over to see if Liz has found Steve yet and she tells him no. Liz says she blames herself for all of this because it all started when she lent Steve the money. Jim apologizes to Liz for thumping Steve. Liz says its not me you should be apologizing to, its Steve. Liz wants them to be a proper family again. Jim laughs and says "that's what family is all about - all as daft as one another"
Detective Troy comes to the Rovers to see Charlie. D.I Troy informs Charlie and Bet that his rig has been found, but all the whiskey is missing...which was to be unexpected. Charlie follows D.I Troy to the police station to fill out some insurance forms and to make a statement. Jack jokes that the next time we see Charlie he'll be wearing arrows on his suit. Which doesn't go down too well with Bet. Jack seems convinced that Charlie is heading for jail. Bet looks worried.
At Deirdre's, Emily is telling Deirdre how much she's looking forward to Mr. Sugden coming home again. Deirdre said that all he talks about is the war. "I know Mr. Sudgen keeps on about the war a lot Deirdre, but what kind of world would we be living in if we had to go through what Mr. Sugden went through"? Jim and Liz knock and Deirdre's door and asks her if she wants to go to the Rovers with them. She agrees.
As they all walk into the Rovers, they spot Ken and Denise in the corner together obviously enjoying themselves. Deirdre walks over to Den and Denise and says to them in a loud voice loud enough for the whole pub to hear "I hope when Denise has your baby,, you'll be a better father to hers than you were with your own" She then tells Denise if it weren't for her, then she had Ken would have gotten back together. The whole bar is shocked and Denise and Ken are mortified. Satisfied that she caused a scene, Deirdre walks out the Rovers. Vera of course puts her big mouth in it and says to Ken and Denise "I believe congratulations are in order" Ken and Denise smile politely.
Tanya is picking up empty glasses in the bar and walks over to Des to pick up his empty glass. He grabs her by the wrist. He tells her he meant what he said, and its all for the best that they split up. Tanya pulls her wrist away from Des` grasp and storms off.
Des walks into his house and Raquel is there fussing over him. She mentions to Des that he seems to be drinking too much. "I'm only saying it because I care Des" Then Des snaps back "yeah and I'm only listening because I care" Raquel looks hurt.
Charlie comes back from the police station much to Bets relief. Charlie tells Bet it all went well at the police station and he is in the clear with the insurance company. He may even get his whiskey back. Bet tells him that its been quite a night all round. Charlie goes upstairs. When he comes back down again he is carrying 2 suitcases. Charlie tells Bet now that he's in the clear with the insurance company its time he went back on the road to start earning some more money. Bet looks crestfallen. Charlie also tells Bet that he knows she didn't believe him about the insurance so its best if he goes to work for a while. Bet asks him if she will see him again. Charlie replies "I'm surprised you want to" He picks the cases up and walks out leaving Bet upset.
Update Written by Wendy Brackens
Written by Peter Whalley; Directed by David Penn
Friday (3709, Friday 10 June 1994)
Nick has just finished his first day on his paper round. Don sees him and asks him how he's getting on. Nick said he loves his new job. Then Don says to him that he expects his first payment when he gets his wages. So it looks like Don paid for Nicks new trainers. Awww he's such a softie
Vera is looking at Jacks face in the newspapers, she is so chuffed. Rita comments "Dr Doolittle" and Vera replies. "our Jack?" More like Doctor do -nowt"! Vera tells Rita she shouldn't be buying this paper as Jack is in the paper, she wants a freebie! Vera puts an order in for more newspapers.
Over at Deirdre's house, Ken pays a visit. Deirdre is still furious at Ken. Ken again apologizes. " There are lots of complications in our lives, we should be joyful" Deirdre doesn't want to hear it. "Ken I couldn't care less what happens between you and Denise, why are you here? To gloat"? Ken just wants to reassure Deirdre that he'll always be here for her if she needs him, they go back a long way together. "Ok Ken you are such a smug man, you really put the final nail in the coffin, now get out!" Ken slinks out with his tail between his legs.
At Curly's place, Andy and Curly are looking at Jacks article in the newspaper. It doesn't put Curly in a very good light. Andy jokes about putting up the article on the noticeboard at work. Liz comes over to ask Andy if she has seen Steve. Andy doesn't seem too concerned as he tells Liz that Steve can look after himself. It doesn't stop Liz worrying though.
In the back room at the Rovers, Bet is putting her feet up. Bet is putting on a brave face and Raquel is fussing around her like a mother hen. Bet sends her out to serve the customers. Then Jack waltzes in all dressed up to go out on the town instead of serving behind the bar! He has on a huge hat and wearing dark sunglasses. He doesn't want anyone to recognize him now he's famous!
Over at the print shop, Mike opens up with Jim following close behind him. Mikes sniffs the air and jokingly says to Jim that he can't smell any dead bodies, so Steve can't be here! Mike asks Jim why would Steve leave home and Jim tells him it was because Steve got in over his head betting on the horses. In a rare moment of compassion, Mike pats him on the back and tells Jim not to worry. "Oh by the way Jim, Steve is 2 weeks behind on the rent of this place, make sure he pays it ok"? There's the Mike Baldwin we know and love!
At the cafe, Raquel walks in whilst Alma and Gail are serving customers. Raquel asks if its ok to see Tanya. Alma is alarmed but is busy serving a customer, so she just nods her head in agreement. As the customer leaves, Alma and Gail run to the stairs to eavesdrop as they know that Des was just there visiting Tanya. Luckily he had just left minutes before.
Fiona and Denise are busy in the salon. Fiona tells Denise she had no clue she was pregnant. She asks Denise if she was mad at being shown up in public, but Denise tells her she just felt guilty. Fiona tells Denise that she saw Ken going over to Deirdre's house earlier. As Denise is about to tell her to shut up.....at least I think she was, Deirdre walks in.
There is silence in the salon, and Deirdre said I just want to apologize for last night. "I have nothing against you Denise, I wish you well with the baby" Denise smiles and tells her that having a baby doesn't mean I'm giving up my independence. She accepts Deirdre's apology graciously.
Not a few minutes goes by when Ken walks in the salon. He invites Denise for a drink. Fiona is driving Denise up the wall with her little innuendoes about her and Ken and she blows up and tells Fiona if she keeps it up, she can look for another job. Fiona then puts on her famous sulky look and snaps back at Denise that it would be best if she looked for another job anyway as Denise won't keep the shop open indefinitely now that she's pregnant. Denise tells her she has no intention of ever getting rid of the shop.
Percy goes into the corner shop for some bread. Reg asks how he liked his trip to France. "It was the most moving experience of my life" said Percy. Out in the storage room of the shop, Maude asks Maureen if she's disappointed in her. Maud says no. Maud says "I have you Maureen and that makes me proud" Both start to weep, and Maude shows Maureen a faded black and white photograph of a handsome man in uniform......"that's your father, he was so handsome."
Ken and Denise are in a corner of the Rovers trying to be conspicuous. Denise tells Ken that Deirdre stopped by the salon earlier to apologize. "Is that why you went to see Deirdre today, so you can get her to apologize to me"? "Oh and by the way, you were seen coming out of Deirdre's house" Ken looks embarrassed, and admits that he went to see Deirdre, but only to see if she was still mad.
Raquel is annoyed because Bet and Tanya went shopping, and didn't invite her. She is still mad as her and Jack are the only ones behind the bar, and its packed. Bet and Tanya stroll in carrying lots of bags from their day out. Bet can see Raquel is hurt, and tells Raquel that she only asked Tanya along just so she can get gossip about Tanya and Alex. She assures Raquel that she does feel better, and for her to stop fussing over her.
Maureen is in the shop flat all alone. She stares at the picture of her real father. Reg comes in the room and asked why she isn't in bed yet. Maureen tries to hide the pic but eagle eyed Reg spots it and thinks its one of Maureen's past lovers. Maureen reluctantly shows Reg the pic and tells him its her real father. She tells him what Maude told her about him. To her surprise, Reg isn't angry. "On the contrary Maureen. I admire your mother more than I ever did before. It shows she's human" Maureen tells Reg that Percy doesn't know and for him to keep it secret. He agrees and they embrace.
Update written by Wendy Brackens
Written by STEPHEN MALLATRATT; Directed by DAVID PENN
Monday (3710, Monday 13 June 1994)
Steve returns, Percy suspects.
Another day starts. Raquel sees Des off to work. He's anxious to get out of the house and makes some excuse about an accountant arriving first thing. Raquel starts to sound like Derek, suspecting Executive Stress as the cause of Des's recent inexplicable behaviour. She kisses him in full view of the Street, observed by a disgruntled Curly and Andy, on their way to the supermarket. Jealous, Curly spitefully tells Andy that that kind of luck isn't for the patient (all things come to those who wait, Curly lad), they're for the boyish good lookers who cheat on women. Eh? Oh never mind. Liz approaches the car to see if Andy's heard anything from his brother.
Tanya is just getting up when Des knocks on her door, having driven all the way around the corner. He enters and kisses her.
Maureen speculates (endlessly!) about what her life might have been like had her biological father survived the war. My God she could bore for England! Reg explains that "chaos Theory", who's underlying principle is unpredictability. You know, if a butterfly flaps his wings in Manchester (accompanied by suitable arm waving) there's a typhoon in Hong Kong. He goes on to explain that if they went back in time to change one little thing, like her father not dying, then who knows? The Germans might have won the war and they would never have met! (Now, snap out of it! Well no , he doesnt say that, not in so many words!) Maureen chews her lip and goes right back to wittering about the same old stuff. Reg tries to get her to see that Maud did what she thought was best. He actually takes to Maud's defense, and eve thinks it's taken the sting out of the scorpion's tale now that her secret is out. Percy arrives in search of a notepad for wedding arrangements in a blatant plot device that the writers use every so often. There's an awkward silence when he arrives and then is told to go to the Kabin (which Percy being the meticulous man he is, would have known all along)
In a busy caf, Gail is just coming in late. Mike comes in to spread a little gossip, gloating in an extremely self satisfied way because he's just heard off Vera that Ken Barlow has got Denise pregnant!!! The women are astonished! Mike is in his element, "Put the word "randy" in front of the word "old" and "git" afterwards and there he is!" Mike is absolutely delighted to have fresh ammunition but Gail knows someone who won't be happy about it.
"Someone" is in her kitchen filling the kettle for Liz who's come to bend her friend's ear some more about Steve. Deirdre cynically tells her not to worry, they won't thank her for it. It's because she went through all that worry over Tracy that she knows this to be true. Liz realizes that the situation with Ken and Denise has hit Deirdre a lot harder than she expected. Deirdre admits that her life has changed so much, now she's alone, no job, no family and she's deeply in a rut. Liz advises her to do something spontaneous.
Jack gets a visit from a journalist who wants to do a follow up on the Birdman story. He's is put off until Jack finishes some crate shifting. Raquel is pondering a magazine article about the symptoms of Executive Stress (ah that's where she's got the idea then). There were no syndromes in her day, Betty shakes her head, folks just got on with it (yep, and maybe that is how it ought to be, oughtn't it?) Raquel is very worried because her Des is just not himself lately. Absent minded, constantly tired, (yeah, my ex complained about a constant backache!) and what's this word? Imp she realizes what it is and what it means and when Betty gives her that "Don't go there" look, she hesitates and then continues, preoccupied with work Betty finally runs out of patience and badgers Raquel back behind the bar to work.
Meanwhile Des is still canoodling with Tanya (likely having given his back another workout) Tanya finally pushes him away because she's got to get ready for work. He spots Alex's watch on her dressing table and realizes Alex probably left the bed warm for him! They argue and Des wants Tanya to break it off with Alex.
Jack is done his shifting and sits down with the reporter. He soon realizes that the interview is going downhill when, after admitting he's a bird lover, is confronted with his affair with Dulcie Froggatt, who has contacted the paper for her 15 minutes of fame, dramatically telling the reporter that Jack discarded her when he got bored with her. (and avoided telling the reporter that she was doing the horizontal hoo-dilly with both father AND son Duckworth during the same time period! A girl does have her reputation, after all! ) Jack maintains a No Comment stance and throws the guy out.
More arguing between Des and Tanya with the end result as an agreement that they will break it off with their respective partners tonight.
Steve shows up at Bettabuys, strutting in a new leather jacket and flashing a mobile phone around ostentatiously after a shopping trip to London. Andy calls Steve on letting their mother worry. Steve has twisted the whole situation to his own sympathy by pretending that their mother allowed their father to hit him (which she didn't as she wasnt' even there and tore a strip of Jim when she found out! Steve is after looking for a place to stay and talks Andy into giving him the keys to Curly's though Andy wants to ask Curly first. One condition, tell me mum where you are.
Maud and Percy discuss the cost of weddings at the church. She glances at his guest list. As she was discovered visiting the American cemetery, Percy asks about her American relatives. Dont have any. Oh he just had assumed Well he assumed wrong, she says sharply and changes the subject, reminding him that he was going to make fresh tea.
Liz passes on congratulations to Denise on her pregnancy and urges her to take care of herself before leaving the salon. Fiona reveals that Liz lost a baby and they reckon if she had taken better care of herself, it might not have happened. (Mind you, she got this from Steve and Andy who are bound to gloss over the fact that it was the stress induced by their antics that was more the cause) That gives Denise something to think about.
Des is seen arriving home from work, looking like the weight of the world is on his shoulders. Andy and Curly are home too. Curly doesn't want Steve to stay not even a few days and he's got to say No to Andy's request. But inside, Steve has made himself quite comfortable and Curly nearly hits the roof. Andy didn't say Steve was already in residence. Stave thanks curly for letting him doss on the sofa. (mighty big of him!)
In the pub, Jack tries to find out from Ken if there's any way to stop the publication of a newspaper story. Short of a court order under exceptional circumstances like National Security issues, no, he is told. Poor Jack realizes there's nothing he can do and he drags his feet back across the floor just as Denise arrives. She laughs to Ken about leaving early and letting Fiona stay and close up.
But Fiona has the job ads in front of her and is making an appointment for an interview for tomorrow morning.
Des is not best pleased. He finds Raquel in the corner shop and wants to know what there's weird music playing at home. It's a relaxation tape and she's on a campaign, he's getting proper nutritious food and a stress free night. All he wants is a couple of cans and to put his feet up but she's not having any of that. When he hears her Executive Stress theory he gets exasperated with her. See? she croons, "irritability". She can't fight him though and he charms her and assures her that he's not getting bored with her. He offers pizza and an early night so she reluctantly sets down her basket and leaves with him. Percy arrives as they leave. He's looking for information. He's picked up signals and has figured out it has to do with the American cemetery. Reg avoids shedding light on the subject because he's sworn to secrecy. It's between Maureen and her mother and he'll have to ask her.
Denise and Ken leave the pub but not soon enough to avoid Mike and his well timed shots about babies, cigar included. Fiona pops into remind Denise that she won't be in until late in the morning, she has a dentist appointment, playing on her boss's recent erratic memory "I told you about it weeks ago!" Deirdre has made a decision and has spontaneously booked a last minute two week holiday in Morocco, Agadir to be precise. She's leaving Wednesday afternoon, she tells an astonished Liz and Betty but they are both pleased for her.
Des is in the phone booth on the corner calling Tanya. He admits he couldn't tell Raquel and Tanya admits she couldn't break it off with Alex either. They make arrangements to meet tomorrow afternoon. Des walks sadly back down towards home.
Diane Johnston
Malcom Eden RICHARD HUW
Written by MARK WADLOW; Directed by MICHAEL KERRIGAN
Tuesday (3711, Wednesday 15 June 1994)
Happy New Year to all readers
Dulcie Froggat keeps Jack hopping. Maude tells Percy the truth.
Nick Platt has delivered the morning paper to Curly's house. Curly has found another story about his neighbour Jack "Birdman" Duckworth. It seems the reporter who tried to interview Jack the other day has gone ahead with his story about Jack's relationship with Dulcie Froggat (and other ladies) during his window cleaning days. Curly is reading the story out loud in the living room. Steve is in a recumbent posture on the sofa. Steve is trying not to wake up. Curly is reading the story to Andy who is stood with his ear to a glass tumbler against the party wall in the hopes of hearing Vera's reaction to the news item. Curly pauses, "Can you hear anything?" Andy cannot. "That's it! exclaims Curly. "She's finally done it. She's gone and killed him." He resumes the story . . . ."Jack Duckworth is all too familiar with being caught up a ladder said Mrs. Froggat . . . The recumbent one flips a corner of his duvet off his face. "Do you mind?" He rolls his eyes in mock aggravation and flips the duvet back over his face. Andy looks meaningfully at Curly, "Do you?" Curly shrugs and puts the paper down. "I don't mind," he answers. With one movement they each grab a corner of the duvet and pull hard. The effect is like getting a jelly roll out of the pan and Steve ends up on the floor wrapped in the duvet.
Next door, Vera gets her new reading glasses and settles down to read the paper. Jack, hurries downstairs in his undershirt and pyjama bottoms and looks at the empty door mat. Warily, he enters the living room. Vera is reading the horoscopes. Jack peers at the backside of the paper and sees the incriminating article accompanied by his photograph. "You won't do yourself any favours by avoiding confrontations today," Vera reads. "Huh, got you right," says Vera, indicating that it's Jack's stars she's reading. "A friend or partner will see you in a new light," she continues. "Ooh, I doubt it," she comments. Jack, who has been shifting about from one foot to another, tries to say something but Vera ignores him and reads her horoscope out loud. "Trust your instincts and don't be afraid to speak your mind over a personal issue. Someone from the past will make an unusual and unexpected reappearance!" Vera exclaims. She is delighted by the prospect. Jack tries for the paper and grabs her arm. "Watcha doin'?" Jack tells Vera she shouldn't be up on her day off. She should be in bed. He tells her to go back to bed and he will make a nice cuppa tea. Vera's suspicions are aroused. "Whatever it is you want, you're not havin' it!" Jack protests. He only has her well-being in mind. Vera tells him some toast would be nice. Jack asks her what she's doing with the paper. He gently takes it from her. When she asks him why he's doing that he tells her she doesn't want to start the day reading about the cares of the world. Vera accepts this gesture. "Maybe it's right about seeing your partner in a new light!" Jack smiles. "Jam or marmalade?" Vera chooses marmalade and goes back upstairs. Jack heaves a sigh of relief. He glances at the horoscopes. "Don't avoid confrontation," she says under his breath, "you must be flamin'joking."
Reg counts off the items of Deirdre's shopping . . . "paracetomal, sunscreen and bogroll. Looks like someone's planning a good holiday," he remarks. (Brits won't venture off the island without their bog roll!) Deirdre remarks Maureen looks as if she could do with a holiday also. When Reg tells her she has already had one, Deirdre gets in a little dig about not calling on her to help out. Maureen, who has had her head down over the pricing gun, appears harassed and distraught. They were obviously having an argument before Deirdre came in. "There are no American relatives invited to the wedding," she hisses. "Why couldn't you have been straight with him instead of telling him to confront Mum with it!" Reg points out Percy hasn't done that. "So far!" responds Maureen in vexed tones. Reg raises his eyes, sighs and stomps into the storeroom.
Meanwhile Deirdre's holiday shopping expedition has brought her to the Kabin. However Rita is lending her a couple of items not selling them. A travel iron and a hot beverage plug it in and stick it in your mug of water thingy. Percy, who is also there, again remarks on the impossibility of getting a hot cup of tea in foreign countries. (I remember our first family foray to the Continent. My parents not only packed a kettle, spirit stove, tea and sugar but also a large supply of British chocolate bars. Every afternoon we stopped the car and brewed up. One day, in a forest a gendarme arrived on his velocycle shouting "Pas de feu! Pas de Feu! We had contravened the local fire regulations. Fortunately the kettle had just boiled...) Rita explains to Deirdre that Percy has just come back from France. He tells Deirdre to past should never be forgotten. "Not in my case," she responds. Also she will be stopping the her papers. "After this morning's edition, we could all give them a miss for a while," says Rita darkly.
Vera is still in her dressing gown and picking up the milk from the front step. Curly and Andy see her as they leave for work. Curly wants to know if Vera is going to put her feet up with the paper on her day off. She tells them chance would be a fine thing. "He's sat up there, on the throne, reading it." Andy tells her there are some very moving stories in the paper today but before he can elaborate, Jack appears still undressed as before and pulls her inside. "Will you come in. You can't be on the street dressed like that with all these perverts looking at you." Vera wants to know where the perverts are but Jack tells her beggars can't be choosers.
Fiona is standing by the bus stop. Ken is passing by and she calls to him and tells him she going to the dentist. Ken walks over to her. "Got a soft spot for him?" he enquires. Ken remarks she is looking very nice, for the dentist. He hopes it isn't any thing serious and Fiona tells him it's just a check up. "Good, because it's best to get these things out of the way. Denise will be relying on you more than ever when the baby comes." Nick, who has stopped nearby to adjust his bike, overhears this conversation. Ken hopes the dentist won't do anything drastic. He makes it clear to Fiona that he understands the purpose of her 'dental appointment'. After he leaves, Nick goes up to Fiona and asks her "What baby?" She tells him, "Denise's". "How did that happen?" demands Nick. Fiona smiles, "That's something you'd better ask your parents or your teacher." Looking after Ken she adds, "Well no, not your teacher." Nick rides off looking puzzled as the bus arrives.
Raquel and Tanya are in the Rovers giggling over the newspaper story about their Casanova Co- worker. Raquel is gobsmacked. "Vera'll murder him," she says. Betty tells them Dulcie Froggat's husband tried when he came looking for Jack in the bar and nearly bopped him. "Of course Vera knew all about it," Betty explains. Raquel is puzzled that Vera and Jack are still together. "Of course they're still together," Betty states the obvious. "But if he was in love with someone else . . ." Betty sighs at Raquel's naivety. The penny drops. "So she forgave him?" Raquel tells them, "Well if a bloke did that to me it would be the end."
In the café, Jim opines that it must be another Jack Duckworth the newspaper story is referring to. He stops Maureen on her way to the counter. "Have you seen this? It wasn't just the windows he took a shine to said Mrs Froggat," Jim reads from the paper. He observes to Maureen that some people will go out with anybody. Maureen has come in for coffees as the shop kettle is not working. She is startled when Percy calls to her to join him and tries to make some excuses. Gail tells her she has to put a fresh coffee pot on thereby demolishing her excuse. "I think I might have said something out of place," begins Percy as she reluctantly sits down. He tells Maureen that since they came back from France he's sensed that there is something wrong. He wants her to know, because they are all going to be family, that although he knows he can't take the place of her father he wants her to think of him as a friend she can rely on. "If there's anything upsetting any of you and I can help in anyway, I'd be only too pleased." Maureen is touched by this gesture and tells him he's a lovely man. She bursts into tears. "I'm sorry, I can't explain!" Maureen rushes out of the café without her coffees. Gail demands to know what Percy said to her. Percy is mystified. "I don't know," he tells Gail. "I really don't know."
Vera is washing her front windows. Jack comes looking for her. He is still hanging on to the paper to keep it out of Vera's hands. Vera tells him she's not coming inside because she might miss the mystery person from her past. Jack offers to help clean the windows and starts to crumple up the newspaper. "Don't use today's!" she screams. "I haven't read it yet." She sends him inside for a bucket of fresh water. Liz is just leaving her house. She remarks on the fuss the papers have made. Vera agrees they went a bit over the top. "Is it true?" Liz enquires hesitantly. "Every word," laughs Vera proudly. "And you don't mind?" Liz is surprised. "Mind?" replies Vera, "It's the first time I've been proud of him since I married him!" Liz is gobsmacked. She is saved from having to reply (because there's no answer to that) as Steve comes out of Curly's house and Liz leaves abruptly to catch a word with him. Jack reappears with the water. Vera tells him proudly that people are still going on about the newspaper article. "Well," she sniffs, "It'll teach them next door to have a bit of respect."
(If anyone is wondering, rubbing newspapers on windows to dry them off was a old household trick to make them shine. Something to do with the ink. I'm not sure if it works now newspapers are printed with vegetable inks.)
Liz gives Steve a mild rollicking for not letting her know where he was. She wants to know if he is coming back home. Steve tells her it depends if he gets an apology or not.
Fiona arrives back at the Salon after her 'dental appointment'. She is followed in by Mike who wants to know if he can have his hair cut. Fiona glances at the book and tells him Denise is fully booked. "Curiosity good for business?" smirks Mike. He shakes his head. "I don't know, old Barlow a father again? His track record isn't very good. I even took my son out of his school. And where does that leave you?" Mike supposes if Denise closes the salon, Fiona won't wait around to be sacked. "Are you offering me a job?" Mike wants to know how good a mechanic she is. Mike says he will pop back when the manageress isn't so busy. "Good," says Fiona after he as gone, "because I didn't fancy touching your cap anyway!" This remark is heard by Alma and Denise who are behind a screen. Denise apologizes. Alma tells her on the contrary she should be apologizing to Denise for Mike but she's not into doing that any more. Denise is doing Alma's nails. Alma tells her she drifted off just then and had a fantasy about being married to someone else. "Anyone in particular?". "No, just not him," replies Alma. Denise asks if Alma once went out with Ken. Alma tells her she did. "Is he still reading those impenetrable books?" "And going to all the foreign arty movies," Denise replies. They both agree they can't make head nor tail of them. Denise wants to know about Mike. "Oh it's easy with Mike," grins Alma. "He doesn't use his brains at all!" They both collapse into a fit of giggles.
In the back room of the shop Reg is comforting a distressed Maureen. Percy's words have touched her very deeply. She is upset that she might have said too much to Percy. Reg tells her that Maude can fight her own battles. "It's between him and your mother now."
Percy has dropped round to see Maude. He is worried about Maureen's reaction in the café. She asks Percy what she said. "Well nothing really." Maude tells him Maureen wouldn't say anything. "She was protecting me, like she always has done. For the best motives." Maude tells Percy who the American was whose grave she visited and that she has told Maureen who her father was because she thought it was time she knew. Percy looks stunned. This information takes sometime to sink in. Percy questions Maude and clarifies that her daughter Peggy is the elder of her daughters. "Yes she's Wilfred's." "And you didn't know this American before you knew your husband?" Percy asks. Maude confirms this was so. "But I never kept anything from Wilfred," she tells Percy fiercely. "He accepted Maureen as his own and he accepted what I'd done. He was a good man." Percy agrees grimly, "He must have been." Percy tells her now he knows he won't put his foot in it any more. He tells her he is due at the library and takes his leave. Maude wants to know if he's still coming for dinner. Percy answers distantly that he will be there. "Good," says Maude, "we'll talk some more tonight."
Vera is looking for her reading glasses. Jack tells her he is going out. He still has the paper but Vera wants him to leave it. "Why? You always say there's nothing in it." Nevertheless Vera insists so Jack gives her the Arts and Reviews section of the paper carefully omitting the piece with the Froggat Frolics in it. He hurries off with the rest of the paper. Vera who has been turning the room upside down finally locates her glasses in a saucepan on the stove. As she finds them the phone starts to ring. Although she calls Jack to get the phone on his way out he has already disappeared and she picks up the call herself. To her delight the caller is an old co-worker Ida Clough. We do not see or hear Ida, we just hear Vera's half of the conversation. Vera tells Ida about her horoscope prediction but Ida has another part of the paper on her mind. "Last Friday's?" says Vera, "Yeah, that were our Jack. . . . today's? Yeah. I have got today's. But why? . . . ."
Jack slinks into the Rovers and is greeted by Mike and Jim. "I would have thought Vera would have stuffed you and your pigeons by now!" cracks Jim. Tanya observes that it's not really worth divorcing a man who's skint. Jack asks Betty if everyone has seen the article. Betty replies, "Well not everyone. You're still in one piece." Jack greets Raquel but she ignores him. Don wishes he wasn't going to be working that night as he would have liked to stick around and see what happens. Over in a corner, Percy does not approve of the general air of merriment surrounding the tale of Jack's window cleaning escapades. He remarks to Emily that he doesn't see what a man does with another man's wife to be a laughing matter. However he is also thinking of another adulterer. Percy continues emphatically, "Especially when there are innocent children born of such indiscretions!" Emily agrees somewhat. "But Jack didn't father any . . . " she trails off when she realizes they are sitting in earshot of Denise and Fiona who are both staring in their direction. Emily reminds Percy he is expected at Maude's before he can make any more damaging comments.
Ken joins Denise and Fiona. He has come to see if Denise would like to go to a French-Canadian film. "It has no dialogue but it has a still- life quality to it. . " (Sounds like watching paint dry) Coming so soon after Alma and Denise's discussion on Ken's entertainment preferences, Fiona and Denise can hardly keep their faces straight. Ken senses a joke but they don't let him in on it. Denise tells Ken she has to do the books. "I'll have to take someone else on eventually." "As well as or instead of?" asks Ken seizing an opportunity to clarify Fiona's position for her. "As well as," replies Denise. Suddenly concerned, she asks Fiona if she is leaving. Fiona replies that she is happy where she is and she and Ken exchange a little conspiratorial smile. Denise asks Ken if he knew that Deirdre was going to Morocco that evening. Ken didn't and asks Denise how she knew. "Every second person who came in the salon today made sure I did."
Maude is worried because Percy is late. She tells Maureen that she told him about Maureen's natural father. "Is he still coming for dinner?" asks Maureen. "He said he was." Reg has spotted Percy coming up the drive. Maureen lets him in and apologizes for what happened in the café. Percy tells her it was quite understandable considering the circumstances. Reg and Maureen are off to the cinema and excuse themselves. "I wondered if you might change your mind about tonight," says Maude. Percy tells her he is not in the habit of breaking his arrangements.
Rita, Liz and Jim are propping up the bar with an air of expectation. "Got any more dark secrets Jack?" asks Rita. "You seem to sell newspapers." Jack admits he's lived a little. "And loved a lot?" Liz ribs him gently. Jack wants to know why Raquel has been so distant with him all evening. Raquel lets him have it. She tells him that she is disillusioned with him and Vera. She thought their little spats were their way of showing affection. "You were an example to me." This is news to Jack. Raquel tells him that he and Vera are survivors. "You lasted longer than five minutes." Jack tells her the Froggat incident is long forgotten. "Not by Dulcie Froggat," Raquel reminds him. She tells him she doesn't understand why men are all the same and they're never satisfied with what they've got. She asks him if Vera has seen the article. "No. And that's the way I want to keep it," says Jack. Raquel looks up and smiles, "Evening Vera." The bar proppers brace themselves for fireworks or fisticuffs.
Vera is eager to tell Jack about her horoscope prediction coming true but she is puzzled that Ida was quite insistent that there was an article in today's paper. She asks Jack for his copy but he tells her he threw it away. Mike decides to light the blue touchpaper. "Here's a copy," he volunteers. "Whoops! so sorry Alma!" A quick thinking Tanya who was behind Mike bumps Alma so her wine spills over the paper. Vera's inquisition persists. She keeps asking if anybody has seen anything in today's paper. They all pass the question off to other people, like a hot potato, until it lands with the best liar among them, Tanya. "Not a dicky bird," Tanya tells her. Vera castigates them all as being useless. "And that Ida Clough, she never did know what day of the week it was!" Vera stomps out and Jack breathes again.
Deirdre's door is open waiting for the taxi. Ken arrives but to little enthusiasm. He tells her he only just found out she was going. "Was I supposed to consult you?" Ken tells her he didn't want her to leave with all this hanging over her. Deirdre tells him that 'all this' is hanging over him not her. In answer to his question why she is departing so suddenly she tells him she has no ties, no job, and she is taking a holiday. "I think I deserve it." Ken tells her he envies her. "Well I don't envy you Ken, if that's what you've been telling yourself." Don arrives with the taxi and Ken wishes her a good time and leaves. Don wonders if Ken was offering to go with her. "Making a run for it?" Deirdre tells him that Ken has managed to convince himself that no one can get along without him. Don tells her he's barking up the wrong tree with Denise. "And with me, Don," Deirdre assures him. "And with me."
Dinner at Maude's is quiet and strained. Finally Maude takes the bull by the horns. "I was planning on telling you Percy." Percy asks when that was going to be. He continues that the thought of going home to wives and young ones was the only thing that kept some blokes going. "But not all of them came back," counters Maude. "So some of them took out insurance, just in case. Was that how it was?" Maude reminds him that the men were not so innocent either though she admits she never asked Wilfred. She tells Percy even if she had she doubts she would have got the truth the way you men all stick together. She tells Percy how the women all felt shut out and the end of the war, the men never spoke about it and they still don't. "It's like a secret society. And fifty years on it hasn't changed. You only have to go down the Legion to see that!" Percy let's his true feelings out. He reminds her that she used his trip to Normandy the remember the war as she saw it. He tells her of the many times he's seen men receive letters like the one he presumes she sent Wilfred and how after that they practically committed suicide. "You women, giving yourselves to the Yanks, killed them as much as any gunfire!" Maude is overcome with greif. She tells Percy that Wilfred loved Maureen and he loved her too. Percy tells her she was very lucky. "It wouldn't have been my choice." "And now? queries Maude regaining her composure. Percy tells her he cannot say that he feels any difference between then and now. "So that's it?" asks Maude. Percy comes to the realization things are over. "Aye, I suppose it is."
Update written by Libby Seekings
Written by PATREA SMALLACOMBE Directed by MICHAEL KERRIGAN
Wednesday (3712, Friday 17 June 1994)
Jack is up early at the Duckworths house. Hess waiting for the paperboy to come before Vera gets up. At last, here comes Nick with the paper, and he grabs it off Nick before he can shove it through the letterbox. Sure enough, there's more stuff about him and Dulcie Frogget. Jack turns a lovely shade of white.
Meanwhile at Curly's house, Andy is moaning to Steve about not pulling his weight in the house and for him to start doing some housework. He tells Steve to do their laundry as Andy and Curly have both run out of white shirts for work.
Later on at Weatherfield Comprehensive, Ken is trying to teach his students. Nick is in his class playing the class clown. All the students laugh at Nick while he pulls funny faces behind Ken's back while he's trying to write on the blackboard. During the lesson, whilst Ken is talking, Nick interrupts with little innuendoes about Ken and Denise. Ken is furious, so he tells Nick to go outside and he'll deal with him later. The whole class is silent as they realize Nick has pushed Ken too far this time.
After the lesson ends, Ken tells Nick that whatever happens in his private life has got nothing to do with Nick or anyone else for that matter. Nick hangs his head in shame and apologizes to Ken. "you're not getting off with it that easy" says Ken sternly. I'm going to have a word with your parents tonight.
Jack goes over the Rovers to have a word with Betty. He asks Betty if he can have a private word with her. They both go into the back and Jack asks Betty for her Hot Pot recipe. Betty writes it down for him word for word so he won't mess it up. Betty knows that Jack is trying to suck up to Vera so she'll forget about the newspaper articles. "It'll take more than Hot Pot to soften up Vera once she finds out Jack"
Curly and Andy come home from work hoping to have a home cooked meal waiting for them. To their disappointment, the house is empty. Andy checks the washing machine to make sure Steve has done the laundry. He sees wet laundry in the machine and pulls it out. To his fury he discovers that Steve has left his favourite red shirt in with Curly and Andy's shirts, and they are all a lovely shade of pink. Andy throws the ruined shirts down, and says he's gonna kill Steve.
Vera comes home from work tired after a hard day. Jack greets her lovingly and told her that he made dinner for her so she wouldn't have to cook. Vera is thrilled, especially when Jack tells her its one of Betty's Hot Pots cooked by Jack. She opens the oven door and finds that Jack has forgotten to put the oven on! Jack apologizes to Vera, but Vera isn't mad at him. She is touched that he even thought of it. "I'll go down the chippy and get us some fish and chips for us Jack, and we'll have the Hot Pot tomorrow" Rubbing his hands in anticipation, Jack is very pleased with himself. Vera soon arrives back with the fish and chips and Jack is telling Vera about how his Hot Pot will probably taste better than Betty's and he can do all their cooking from now on. Vera isn't listening as she's reading the headlines on the newspaper that the chips came in. She throws the chips at Jack and screams at him calling him a two faced rat.....uh oh Jack..busted!
Update written by Wendy Brackens
Written by STEPHEN MALLATRATT; Directed by MICHAEL KERRIGAN
Thursday (3713, Monday 20 June 1994)
Curly goes outside to bring the milk in from the front step. He sees Steve still asleep on the couch and throws the newspaper at him to wake him up. Curly scolds Steve for still being asleep and also for not having a white shirt to go to work today, thanks to Steve ruining the laundry.
Uh oh, looks like another street resident has slept on the sofa all night too. Its Jack waking up after Vera screams at him. Jack complains to Vera about having a bad back, but Vera tells him a bad back is the least of his worries. She hits Jack...."I`ve never been so ashamed Jack, they're all laughing at me" Jack moans some more about his bad back.
It seems that Ken is also in someones bad books. Mts Jeffers, the headmistress calls Ken into her office before school starts. She tells Ken that she has had a number of letters from concerned parents about Kens relationship with a certain hairdresser. Ken defends himself by telling Mrs Jeffers that his private life is none of their business. Mrs Jeffers agrees, and tells Ken that she thought he should know about what the parents have been saying. She lets the matter drop for the time being, and changes the subject to other school matters.
Kevin is working under a car in the garage and Sally brings him a mug of tea. Sally mentions again about asking Rita to go on holiday with them. Sally feels sorry for Rita, but she doesn't want to ask Rita again as it would look as if she was nagging, So Kevin agrees that Rita can go with them. "You're a good man Kevin Webster" and she smiles and kisses him. Sally looks so pretty when she smiles, wish she would smile more often.
Rita and Mavis are serving behind the counter in the Kabin when Kevin stops by to ask Rita about the holiday. "Awww you don't want me there, I'll cramp your style" Kevin insists she won`t so Rita gives in and agrees to go with them. Her smile soon fades when she realizes that they are going to Blackpool. She quickly recovers, and tells Kevin that Hess so thoughtful to ask.
Jack brings Vera a hot pie from the Rovers hoping to sweeten her up. Vera looks at the pie and tells him where he can shove it. I think it'll take more than a pie to sweeten up Vera. Vera shouts at Jack some more, and he slinks off back to the Rovers.....aww you have to feel sorry for him with that puppy dog expression on his face.
At the Corner shop, Steve buys some flowers. Reg and Maureen assume its for a lady friend and they try to persuade Steve to buy roses instead as Maureen says they're more romantic. Reg agrees, but not for the same reason....they're more expensive. Then Reg says Percy should buy some flowers for Maude as they seem to be made for each other. Steve pays for the flowers and leaves.
Steve goes over to his old house. Liz answers the door and doesn't look too pleased to see Steve. He hands the flowers to Liz...... "its a peace offering to say sorry for you getting caught in the line of fire" he explains. "Like Father like son Mum" Liz shouts at him "you donut take after your dad, Jim is as straight as a dye. You dad is a decent man" Steve asks her.. "and I'm not"? Liz hands Steve back the flowers. "Here take them, donut try to buy me. I'm worth more than that." With that, he walks out the house.
At the cafe Percy orders his usual tea and teacake, As he sits down to eat it, Reg walks in to see him. Reg tries to persuade Percy to give Maude another chance. Percy asks him if Maude sent him to see him, but Reg denies it. Percy regretfully tells Reg that they are no longer an item. He says Hess out to keep faith, there was a war out there for some of us, and Maud needs to respect that. Percy walks out the cafe without touching his food.
Alf walks in the Kabin to buy a paper. Rita tells Alf about Kevin and Sally's offer to take her to Blackpool with them. Rita still has bad memories about being in Blackpool with Alan Bradley in 1989 when he tried to murder her. Alf tells her maybe its time to let the ghosts lie and to try to forget. Then Vera comes in the Kabin and they both shut up quickly. Vera thinks they were talking about her so she shouts at the pair of them for tongues wagging about her and Jack. As she slams the door behind her, she tells Rita that she is canceling her papers - indefinitely. Rita and Alf are just stood there gobsmacked.
Curly and Andy come home from work. There is music blasting all through the house and the living room is a mess. Steve hasn't even attempted to cook dinner, so he offers to take them both out - his treat. Curly is furious and tells Andy that he holds him responsible for Steve being there and he goes upstairs to get changed.
Vera goes over to the Rovers to tell Jack she cancelled the papers. She's still mouthing off so Jack buys her a whiskey to shut her up for a while. She sees Ken at the bar and asks him if she can sue the papers for libel. Vera shouts in the pub to no one in particular "we'll take you all to the cleaners, you see if we donut" Jack tries to calm Vera down and asks her what the Royal family would do in the same position. That gives Vera food for thought as she still thinks she's related to Royalty. As Vera gets drunker and drunker, she tells Jack that for her family honour, she's decided to drop the libel case. Jack is relieved.
Steve sticks to his promise and takes Curly and Andy out to eat, and then they end up at a casino at Steve's insistence. Both Curly and Andy feel uncomfortable and out of place, so Steve gives them £50 worth of gambling chips each. Curly tries to act sophisticated, and tries to chat up a girl at the casino, but she isn't interested. Poor Curly, luck isn't on his side as he soon loses his money too. Andy and Curly are bored by the gambling scene so they ask Steve if Hess ready to go home. Steve has won big on the roulette table so he gives them money to take a cab home and he stays at the casino.
Its late and Jack finishes work at the Rovers and goes home tired. He sees his house in darkness and is glad that Vera has gone to bed. He opens the door and he hears Vera's voice calling him seductively. "Oh Ja-ck, I'm up here" Jack slinks slowly up the stairs, his head bowed as he meets his fate.
Mrs Jeffers - ROMEY BASKERVILLE
Written by STEPHEN MALLATRATT; Directed by GARETH MORGAN.
Friday (3714, Wednesday 22 June 1994)
In the Corner Shop, Sally and Denise are comparing notes on their pregnancies, with Denise complaining of her bouts with morning sickness. She'll be starting birthing classes that evening, even though she tells Sally that she's opposed to natural childbirth -- "knock me out, and wake me up when it's over," is Denise's idea of the perfect delivery. When Ken comes into the shop, Denise quickly makes her excuses and rushes out of the store, much to Ken's puzzlement. Meanwhile, Sally asks Reg if he's looking forward to Maud's "big day," but Reg cuts her short by telling her the whole thing has been cancelled.
Martin is serving Maud her breakfast, and is offering sympathy with the tea over her cancelled wedding plans. He'd like to know what happened, but doesn't want to intrude. Maud makes it clear that she would like to talk about it, and begins to tell him that the situation has more to do with Maureen. Before she can complete her sentence, Maureen bursts into the kitchen, ranting at her mother to "go ahead and tell him everything." Martin tries to leave, but Maureen only screams at him to sit down, as she's off to the shop.
Liz stops on the sidewalk to ask Andy (who is waiting in the car for Curly) how Steve is getting on. Before Andy can respond, Curly emerges from his house, wearing a pink shirt. Liz is taken aback by this vision, and asks about it, prompting Curly to go off on a tangent about it supposedly being a Bettabuy shirt. "Men who wield power don't wear pink shirts!" he rants, and since this new colour is the direct result of Steve's negligence in laundry duty, Curly begs Liz to take him back.
Just outside their door, Sally tells Kevin that she's terribly embarrassed about inviting Rita to join them on holiday to Blackpool. She's avoiding Rita now, so wants Kevin to pay their paper bill. Kevin doesn't want to confront Rita either, so he asks Liz if she'd mind doing it. Liz points out that it would look a bit odd if she did that, and Kevin agrees. Meanwhile, Liz informs Jim that she's had a disturbing phone call. It seems that Steve is behind in his community-service hours, and now his parole officer wants a word.
At the Corner Shop, Vera tells Maureen that she's being hounded by the press ever since that article on Jack appeared in the paper. "You sound just like Princess Di," Maureen says in genuine sympathy, but Vera scoffs and reminds Maureen that Diana isn't "real royalty," having only married into the family. As Vera leaves Maureen to ponder this enigmatic statement, Maud enters the shop and wants to know why Maureen left in such a huff that morning. Maureen reminds her that when she was a young woman, Maud drove every decent, eligible man from her doorstep, including Reg. In tears, Maud claims that she was only trying to prevent what had happened to her -- she didn't want Maureen finding herself "in the family way." Now she supposes that Maureen would have been happier if Maud had been "shut away" the way pregnant young women were in those days. Maureen tells her that "of course," that isn't how she feels. She points out that if she and Reg didn't support her, Reg wouldn't have gone out of his way to try to talk sense into Percy yesterday. On hearing this revelation, Maud makes a quick exit from the store in her wheelchair, passing Betty on the way. Betty, unaware of the broken engagement, tells Maureen how optimistic she feels when she meets women like her mom. "You know," she tells Maureen, "I look at Maud and think it's never too late to hope.."
Liz, meanwhile, has gone to Curly's place for "a word" with Steve, and asks him if he's at least been helping Curly out with his household expenses. Steve puts on his 'big man' act, telling his mom that he took both Andy and Steve out for a night on the town. When Liz realizes that he's on his way out to a launderette (Steve tells her he isn't "allowed" to use Curly's machine anymore!), she tells him how "stupid" this whole thing has become. His family is living on the same street, and he's putting coins into a machine to get clean clothes. She tells him to "sit down and talk properly," and in return, she'll do his laundry. Steve offers to buy Liz and Jim a drink at the Rovers that night, and sort things out.
Lunch time, and Jack is taking the mickey with Curly and his pink shirt. Curly claims that it sets him apart and says something about him, the message being "stay clear." When Jack doesn't get it, Curly compares his shirt to Jack's stone cladding and Vera's hair. "There's a whole non-verbal grammar involved," Curly insists.
Nearby, Denise and Gail sit at a table and discuss the birthing classes and the delivery of Denise's baby. Gail wonders if Denise would want Ken there, and while Denise adamantly insists that she wouldn't, Ken, who has obviously heard a bit of the conversation as he was approaching, makes it clear that he wants to be present. Denise finds an excuse to leave abruptly.
Outside, Jim finds Liz walking home with a basket of dirty laundry under her arm. She ignores his cracks about Steve twisting her around his finger, and informs him that Steve would like to buy them all a round at the pub that night.
Ken follows Denise out of the pub, wanting to know if he said something to upset her. She tells him that she's about to begin childbirth classes, but that she doesn't want him to attend them with her, nor does she want him at the delivery. When Ken protests that he wants to be part of this child's life, Denise reminds him that "it's not like we're married." Ken hastily replies that they "could be," and a surprised Denise wonders if that was a marriage proposal. "It could be," Ken says again. Obviously taken aback by his glib answers, an exasperated Denise can only say, "oh, for crying out loud." "Is that a yes, or a no?" wonders Ken. Denise, looking like a deer caught in the head-lights, feebly replies that she has to get back to the shop. Ken tells her he'll see her that night.
At the Kabin, Don complains to Rita that he hasn't been on holiday in ages, and really feels due one. Rita admits that she wasn't, then was, then wasn't going to go away. "Why not just go?" wonders Don. Ken interrupts the conversation when he rushes in and asks for a box of chocolates. Nicky approaches his grandfather and tells him he needs a word outside, and when the two leave, Ken rolls his eyes. Rita doesn't understand what just transpired, until Ken informs her that he's "the talk of the street."
Around the corner, Alf is at the Cafe, complaining bitterly (as he inhales a huge plate of food) that he never has time to eat at any of the official functions he attends. Maud rolls in, and is pleased to find Percy there. She immediately tells him that she's just learned that Reg (that "interfering nose wipe") talked to Percy behind her back, and wants him to know that she had nothing to do with it. Percy suspected as much, and assures Maud that he knows this wouldn't be her way of dealing with things. Meanwhile, Maud makes it clear that she hopes they can still be friends, to which Percy agrees. As he goes to the counter to seal the deal with tea cakes, Maureen arrives and apologizes to her mom for the things she said in the shop that morning. Maud forgives her, telling her that she only wanted Maureen to understand how hard it was for Maureen's dad to get over the indiscretion Maud committed -- and to know how much Maureen meant to them both, in spite of that.
Back at the Rovers Return, Denise throws a wobbler when, after ordering a white wine, Tanya questions whether or not she ought to be drinking "in your state." When Gail asks if everything is alright, Denise throws her hands up in exasperation and says she's leaving, inviting Gail to have her drink.
On the other side of the pub, Liz is explaining to Jim that she only wants a bit of peace, so the least Jim can do is spend five minutes with his own son. Curly arrives and goes on again about his pink shirt, this time revealing that all the women working at Bettabuys wanted to "mother" him when they heard the parable of the pink shirt. While Steve flashes his money around, ordering drinks for everyone, Andy tells his dad that Steve had a "big win" the night before at the casino. Steve's cell phone rings, and when he makes a production of pulling it from his jacket pocket, Jim remarks that he'd rather go to the Legion where he can drink with "human beings," and leaves.
Ken, meanwhile, has prepared his flat for a romantic evening with Denise, but when she arrives, she almost immediately blurts out that she can't marry him. She offers to leave, but Ken insists that she stay and talk.
Kevin arrives home from work, and when Sally learns that he hasn't paid for their newspapers, she moans that their holiday plans are ruined -- if they go to Blackpool, Rita won't go with them, but if they go to Scarborough, Sally will feel guilty for not including Rita. Kevin tries to make her see reason when there's a banging at the door. Kevin lets Rita in, who wonders if they're still thinking about going to Blackpool. If so, she'd love to go with them, if the offer is still open. Sally makes it clear that they'd love to have Rita along, and Rita confesses that she realized that not going would give Alan Bradley some sort of hold over her. She cautions that she may need a bit of moral support now and then while they're there, and Sally happily promises that she'll get all the support she needs.
Back at Ken's flat, Denise thinks that Ken is relieved that she said no to his marriage proposal, but Ken denies that, telling her how disappointed he feels. She wonders where he even got the idea, and Ken rather impatiently tells her that people seem to think that it's the "obvious" next step. Denise reminds him that they have five failed marriages between them, and she thinks that's quite enough, but Ken insists that he wants to be a part of this child's life. Denise assures him that he can be, but that's not a good reason to get married, in her opinion. Ken's blood pressure is rising, as is his voice, and he wonders if he came up with some really good reasons, would she reconsider? Denise gives him a flat "no" in response, eliciting a lecture from Ken on his point of view. He wants this baby to have a stable environment, and he "cares" what people think. People on the street think he's an idiot, and are sniggering behind his back, while Don Brennan thinks he's a joke and some sort of aging Lothario. His students are having a field day over this situation, and some of his students' parents are even writing letters to the school about his 'immoral' behaviour. When Denise seems unmoved by these arguments, Ken accuses her of planning this baby all along. "I don't have to listen to this!" Denise angrily responds. "YES YOU DO!" Ken shoots back. "NO!" replies Denise. "I thought it was very sweet of you to ask me to marry you. I thought you did it because you cared for me. Now I can see that all you care about is yourself." With that, she slams out of Ken's apartment.
Outside of Jack's house, he is asking Don what the stone cladding "says" to him about Jack Duckworth. At first Don thinks this is some sort of trick question, but when Jack pushes the point, Don can only tell him that it makes him think "that's Jack's house, with the stone cladding." Denise comes stomping past at that moment, and Don, eager for a way out of this awkward interrogation, turns to her for help. He's clearly shocked when Denise tells him to "drop dead" as she walks quickly toward her salon. Seconds later, Ken rushes past, calling Denise's name, and when he sees Don, he stops and asks what he's staring at -- "the fool who got the hairdresser pregnant?" Don and Jack look at each other in amusement as Denise crosses the cobbles, lets herself into the salon, and slams the door behind her.
Update written by: HEATHER MORLAN
Written by: FRANK COTTRELL BOYCE Directed by: GARETH MORGAN
Monday (3715, Friday 24 June 1994)
Its early morning at Tanya's flat. Alex gets dressed hurriedly and wakes up Tanya. "Its 3.30 in the morning Alex, are you going home to Val to ask her for the divorce"? Alex buttons up his shirt "its tricky right now, maybe next time" Tanya pouts. "Go home to your wife Alex, this can't go on. I have a life and I can't see you being a part of it. Go on get out." With that he leaves, and Tanya is in tears. Curly is also up early at his house. He creeps downstairs and uses his phone to call Steve on his mobile. Steve wakes up from the couch startled. Curly laughs. "Its your early morning wake up call, get up you lazy git. Oh by the way, Happy Birthday." Andy comes down the stairs to see what the fuss is about and Curly gives them both a CD each for their Birthday.
At Tanya's flat, she phones Des and Raquel answers. Tanya is startled it's not Des as she thought, and asks poor unsuspecting Raquel if she wants to go to town with her to buy some shoes.. She knocks on their door and Des is shocked to see Tanya there. Tanya tells Des she feels sorry for him. He leaves for work quickly.
Meanwhile at Jim and Liz's house, Liz is writing Andy and Steve's Birthday cards. Jim won't sign his name on Steve's card. Liz calls him childish. "I won't sign my name until he apologizes to me Elizabeth. I don't want to be like Vera Duckworth visiting her son at Strangeways prison" Liz sighs, wondering how long this will go on for.
At the corner shop Denise comes in for a packet of biscuits. Reg leers at her and asks if she has any strange cravings yet. Maureen slaps Reg and apologizes on Reg's behalf. Maureen says wistfully "we would have had two of our own by now if we had married 25 years ago." Denise feels uncomfortable and walks out of the shop. As she goes to the salon she sees Ken walking down the street. They stare at each other for a few seconds, both feeling uncomfortable in each others presence. They both talk at the same time, then laugh. Denise apologizes for turning down Ken's proposal. Then Ken invites her to his place for a meal. Denise declines but offers to meet him at the Rovers for a drink. He accepts.
Over at Curly's, Liz stops by with gifts and cards for her twins. Steve notices that Liz signed his card and makes a comment about it. Liz snaps at Steve. "You're both as bad as one another, how long will this be going on for? Weeks? Months?" Steve tells her not until he apologizes. Liz should bang both their heads together!
Bet is at the Kabin wondering where Charlie is, and asks Mavis and Rita if they have seen him today. Little does Bet know that Charlie is at the cafe chatting up Alma and pretending to read her palm. Alma feels very uncomfortable and tells Charlie she is a married woman. Alma asks Charlie if everything is ok between him and Bet. Charlie lies and says no. Gail laughs and says that everyone in the street knows that Bet is potty about Charlie. He keeps silent.
Tanya and Raquel have finished their shopping and stop at a little cafe for lunch. Raquel is beaming. "Its nice to have friends, I haven't got any close girlfriends" Tanya smiles politely, but says nothing. "You don't fool me about shopping for shoes Tanya, I know what's on your mind" Tanya is startled, but quickly regains her composure. "Oh you do, do you"? "Yes its about you and Alex, you can trust me. Trust is always the basis of a good relationship. The wife always comes first. You should find someone who is free to love you. I know Des is always there for me" Tanya stands up, her eyes blazing with fury. "Oh you do, do you? you really think that?" then Tanya storms out of the cafe with Raquel looking on in astonishment.
At the corner shop, Charlie strolls in and asks Reg if he wants any lager. Mavis is being served by Maureen, so she tells Charlie innocently that Bet must be glad that Charlie is back. Reg tells Mavis that Charlie is the boss and he'll decide when to see Bet. Maureen is glaring at Reg.
Bet is serving Curly behind the bar. Both of them moaning about their love lives, or lack of. Curly buys Steve and Andy a Birthday drink. Jim and Liz walk into the Rovers, and Jim greets Steve coldly. Steve offers to buy Jim a pint, but Jim refuses, telling Steve he'll buy his own. Reg comes in and asks Bet to tell Charlie he'd like him to bring him some more lager. Bet shows surprise that Charlie is back. Steve walks out the pub, and dials a number on his mobile phone away from earshot of everyone. He tells the person on the other end of the phone that he wants to book a table.
Bet goes to the Kabin to pay for her papers. Mavis mentions to Bet that she saw Charlie earlier. Rita asks Mavis to make some tea. While Mavis is out of earshot, Bet tells Rita that everyone has seen Charlie today except for me. "What do I do Rita? Play him at his own game"? Rita tells her to do what she thinks is right.
Tanya calls in on Des, with the excuse of asking him if Raquel got home ok. Raquel is working at the Rovers, so they are safe for the time being. Tanya tells Des she finished with Alex. "I told him it was over between us, I was fed up of being his bit on the side. The ball is in your court now Des". He says nothing.
Jim gets a call from Mike Baldwin asking him to chauffeur a Mr. Cheshire into town. Liz had hoped that Jim would have made up with Steve today, but looks like Jim isn't interested as he gets ready for his driving job.
Raquel is feeling sorry for Bet as she can see she's missing Charlie. Every time a customer walks in the door, Bet looks to see who it is, thinking its Charlie. The door opens, and its Ken with Denise. Raquel is flustered and gives Ken the wrong change. Bet notices and snaps at Raquel to start cutting out the late nights. Ken brings the drinks over to Denise. "Do you love me ken"? Ken is startled. "I care about you Denise, we're not kids" Denise asks Ken if he would have asked her to marry him if she weren't pregnant. Ken asks her if its their age difference, but Ken denies it. Denise tells him she already has two failed marriages behind her because she won't compromise, and she's not starting now "so lets just leave it at that, shall we"? Ken agrees reluctantly.
Andy and Steve are out celebrating their Birthday at the restaurant that Steve booked for them. Andy goes to the bus stop to wait for a bus to go home, and Jim drives up in Mikes Jaguar. Steve gets in the back of the car grinning. Jim tells him to stop mucking around and to get out the car. Steve smugly informs Jim that he is Mr. Cheshire and he wants Jim to take them both home. Jim is furious and drags Steve out of the car. "Sorry to disappoint you Mr. Cheshire, but I'm leaving". Then he drives off, wheels spinning. Andy is mad too, and calls Steve a clown. Andy can't believe his brother could do something so stupid. At the Rivers, Tanya asks Bet if she can go home early as she doesn't feel well. Bet agrees, and tells her she may as well, its pretty quiet in the Rovers tonight.
Bet is still brooding about Charlie. Alma and Gail walk in after a long day at the cafe. Bet calls Alma over for a quick word. "If Charlie shows his ugly mug in the cafe again, could you tell him I'd like to see him"? Alma promises she will. Looks like Bet has given in after all. Poor Bet.
Tanya opens to the door to her flat, and is startled to see Alex there opening a bottle of wine. "Its time to celebrate, I've left Val, I've walked out on her for good. Now its just you and me" he raises a glass to her, Tanya is stunned.
Written by ADELE ROSE; Directed by ROBERT KHODADAD
Tuesday (3716, Monday 27 June 1994)
Mike feels magnanimous.
Jim finds out that Steve is just a boy whose intentions were good.
Tangled love lives start to unravel.
Morning has broken, the milk float is trundling up the Street and Alex is anxious to make a couple of phone calls from Tanya's flat. "So they won't send out a search party," he tells her. The first phone call is to Des to tell his employee he won't be around today. Tanya stands by, on tenterhooks, in case Alex tells Des where he is. He doesn't. He does ask Des to cover for him if his wife Val calls the betting shop. "Tell her you don't know where I am, in fact tell her you haven't heard from me." Alex puts the phone down. Tanya breathes again.
Andy passes Steve in the hall-way as he comes down for breakfast. Steve goes upstairs. "What happened last night?" enquires Curly. Andy supposes Steve has filled Curly in. Curly tells Andy that all Steve said in answer to the question "Did you have a good night?" was "Not bad, for someone who's got a psychopath for a father." Andy gives a short laugh, "Well go on, ask me." Curly asks. "Not bad for someone who's got a raving lunatic as a brother," is Andy's reply. Curly says he's glad he asked. Andy has a bit of rant about Steve and how he hasn't got a clue although he thinks he has etc. Curly interrupts and asks Andy if he knows how long Steve is planning to stay with them. "Look, I know he's your brother . . ." ". . but you want him out," Andy finishes Curly's sentence for him. Curly agrees. Andy tells Curly not to hesitate, Steve is trouble and he's getting worse. Curly resolves to speak to Steve before they leave for work.
At the McDonald's Liz is clearing away the breakfast dishes. Jim reminds her that he had a chauffeuring job the previous evening. "When I clapped eyes on him, I thought I'm not taking this guy anywhere." Liz wants to know what the guy had done. Jim tells her the customer was more like an acquaintance from a past life. Liz looks concerned. "Did he recognize you?" Jim tells her he most certainly did. "The first thing he said to me was, 'Hello Dad'." Liz looks puzzled, "Dad?" Jim spells it out for her and explains how Steve used an assumed name, Mr. Cheshire, to hire the car. "I told him I was his father not his chauffeur and he should get out and walk!" Jim tells her Andy was with Steve but he obviously didn't know anything about it. Liz looks even more concerned and wants to know why Steve would do such a thing. "To humiliate me," growls Jim. "If you want to know more about it I suggest you speak to Mr. Cheshire."
Above Jim's Café, Tanya is pouring the coffee while Alex recounts his final row with his wife and the subsequent 'walk-out' scene. Tanya is worried in case he told Val her name and is relieved that he didn't. Tanya expresses surprise that his wife didn't try and persuade him to stay. She wonders if she knew something was going on. Another thought grips Tanya. "You didn't give her this address!?" Alex did not. Tanya seems less than enthusiastic about Alex's sudden flight from marriage. She reminds him that there will be a lot of tough talk in the months ahead. She also keeps asking Alex what he has told he wife about her. "Did you tell her I was just a barmaid?" Alex is surprised by the question. "What is all this? It's not a competition. If it was, you've won because I'm here. I couldn't go back if I wanted to." (Is this what's bugging Tanya?) She tells Alex that she feels scared. "I feel like things have been set in motion and they can't be stopped. I don't know what's going to happen next." (Stay tuned listeners)
Curly approaches Steve who is already at work printscreening T-shirts. He beats the bushes for a couple of seconds but Steve cottons on. "You want me out?" He accuses Curly of conspiring with Andy. Curly denies this but is not a convincing liar. Steve lies back. "I was thinking of going anyway." Curly tells him that he and Andy have an after hours business meeting and will be back late tonight. "So if you could just put the key in the letter box (mail slot) when you've moved you stuff out . . " Curly flees before Steve can respond.
Tanya is making herself beautiful for her public. Alex, (still in his dressing gown) watches her. "One thing this means," he tells her, "You can kick that poxy job of yours into touch any time you like." Tanya smiles into the mirror. "Today?" Alex says yes if she want to. "And what will we do then?" another smile from Tanya, "Go house hunting?" Again Alex says yes. Tanya voices that settling down and living happily ever after is not something she thought of in relation to herself. Alex, sensing her unease, asks her to honestly tell him if she is sorry that he left his wife. Tanya thinks a moment, then tells him she is glad he left Val but she just wishes it was all over and they had moved in and all the mess that's going to happen was over and forgotten about. Alex tells her one day it will be. In the meantime she will go to the Rovers and he will stay in the flat and wait for her.
In the back room at the Rovers, Bet is presiding over the morning teapot with Betty and Raquel in attendance. Charlie Whelan is the object of discussion. Betty can't understand if Charlie hasn't come to see Bet, ('which he hasn't' interjects Bet) then what is he doing in Weatherfield? Raquel tells her she doesn't understand either so Betty is in good company. "Am I?" Betty is unsure of that dubious honour. Bet gives them a hypothetical explanation that maybe Charlie is having his lorry serviced. "There's a man down by the Canal that he goes to." This seems reasonable to Raquel. Tanya arrives and puts her two pence in on the subject. Bet is now getting rattled and as she goes to answer the phone she tells them all to drop the subject. Betty remarks that she wouldn't be young again for a pension. "Why don't you all find a nice man and settle down like we used to?" Raquel reminds her that some of us are doing that. Bet returns. The call is for Tanya. She is surprised and immediately demands to know who it is. All Bet tells her is, "Male."
Tanya approaches the phone warily, but it is only Alex. He can't just sit and wait in the flat like he said he would. Doing that has lead to thinking and thinking has lead to doing something. He tells her that he got the impression that; A - she doesn't think much of her flat and B - She doesn't believe he will stick with her and not go back to his wife. Tanya replies that she just thinks there are a lot of things to sort out. "Well let's start sorting," replies Alex. He tells her that after she left he called a realtor friend of his who specializes in selling flats.
Charlie is getting toast and tea in the Café. Alma tells him she has a message from Bet. "She says it would be very nice to see you, if you could spare her ten minutes." Charlie is very non-comittal. "Have to see how things turn out, won't we?" he goes and sits down with his tea. Gail observes that the bloom is off that relationship. "And they're not even married." replies Alma. Charlie sits at a table where Steve is having a coffee. He asks Steve if he is still after cheap beer and offers him the last few cases from his load at cost. Steve jumps at the chance and wants Charlie to deliver right away. He explains he might be moving. "But I can hang on till you get there." Alex appears through the doorway that leads upstairs and introduces himself to Alma. Alma is so gobsmacked that she forgets to say who she is and Gail has to remind her. Alex tells her that Tanya has asked him to give notice for her. He tells the drop-jawed pair that he and Tanya are getting together on a permanent basis and they should be out of the flat in a week or so. Alma shakes hands on this deal without appearing to think about it. Alex disappears upstairs again. "Is that all the notice she has to give?" squeaks Gail. Alma tells her it should really be a month. Gail indignantly wants to know why Alma accepted a week. "Because," Alma explains, "I think, for the sake of certain persons not a million miles from here, the sooner he takes her away the better!"
Jim and Kevin are having a pint in the Rovers. Jim has been telling Kevin about 'Mr.Cheshire' and his refusal to play chauffeur for Steve. He hasn't told Mike yet but if Mike gives him a hard time over it then he will pack the job in. Kevin is concerned. He doesn't want to lose Jim. At that moment Mike arrives. "Oh,how did you get on with that chauffeuring job last night?" "Funny you should ask that Michael . ." Our view follows Tanya, who has noticed Alex coming into the bar, as she moves forward to greet him. "Don't look so worried," he tells her, "I only want a quick half." He nods to Raquel and asks Tanya if she has told her co- workers what's happening. She tells him she has not but wants to know if he has seen Alma. He tells her it's all taken care of and she has nothing to worry about. Tanya wants to see the flat the agent has found before she agrees to move in. Alex reassures her. According to his friend Phil, "It's a palace." Mike has now heard the Cheshire Saga. "So he didn't pay you anything then?" Mike queries. Jim says he didn't give him the chance and if he had he wouldn't have taken it. Mike points out it was a premium rate. Jim tells him he wasn't bothered about that. "Isn't it enough that I was humiliated by my own son?" Kevin tries to put a word in Jim's defence but Mike has already made is mind up. He will forgive the money. He sounds grudging and Jim asks him, apart from the loss of profit, if he still thinks he should have been bowing and scraping to his own son. Mike takes a drink and a think. "I'd have probably done the same under the circumstances," he admits. "I mean, I wouldn't put up with that so I can't very well expect anyone else to. Can I?" He wanders off leaving Jim and Kevin open mouthed in victory. Wonder will never cease!
Alex wants Tanya to get the night off but she tells him it could be difficult. He tells her if she doesn't he'll be stuck in the flat watching the telly. "I could've stayed at home and done that!" Tanya says she'll try. Fortified by half a pint of bitter, Alex tells her he is off to see his solicitor. "I'm going to find out how you get one of them divorces I keep hearing so much about." (You'll need more than a swift half when you do, Alex.) Tanya broaches Bet on the subject of a night off. For the first time we actually see some enthusiasm about her situation from Tanya, (or is it just an act to get what she wants?) She explains that her bloke has left his wife and that this will be there first proper night together. "You are serious? I hope so. Because there's not much to laugh about in that." Bet looks off into the distance stone faced. Tanya presses for an answer. "I don't know," replies the Monument, "I'll have to think about it"
Liz walks into Dun To A 'T' her eyes blazing. She demands to know why Steve treated his father in the manner he did last night. "And I don't want any of your clever comments, because I'm not in the mood!" Steve rolls his eyes. "Oh this is one of those fair trials is it? Where I'm guilty from the start." He tells Liz he wasn't trying to humiliate Jim. He was trying to show him a good night out. "A good night out!" Liz is incredulous. "Yes. It was our birthday see. And I had all this money. . . "
. . . "so I opened the door an there he was with his suitcase." Tanya is telling her co-workers about Alex's sudden decision. Betty is not impressed. She wants to know if there aren't any single men that Tanya could take. "You know, that aren't married with two little children?" She doesn't buy Tanya's explanation that she and Alex love each other. Betty tells her she is leaving before she and Tanya fall out. After she has gone Bet asks Tanya if she is going to marry Alex. That's one of the things they are going to talk about. "If I give you the night off?" Raquel, who has been basking in the rosy glow of Tanya's romantic tale, pleads to Bet to let Tanya off for the evening. "Oh go on then," sighs Bet.
Mike has found out Tanya is leaving. "Oh that's great! He leaves his wife and we're out fifty quid a week!" "Romantic, isn't he?" Gail remarks to Alma who answers under her breath, "Only when it comes to money." Mike issues orders involving inventories, checking, missing items, breakages and bills. "You got that?" whispers Alma to Gail. Gail mock salutes, "Sir."
Des is sitting on the couch with his chin resting on his knuckles. Raquel, who is preparing food in the kitchen, having got all the details from Tanya is recounting them to Des. "So they're moving out to this new place. Oh, I am pleased for her." This is not what Des wants to hear. Raquel witters, "I mean I know he's married, so people are bound to criticize. But when love strikes, what can you do, eh?" Des agrees under his breath, "What can you do?" He asks Raquel if Tanya and Alex planned all this. Raquel tells him that Alex just turned up. "It was the last thing she expected. She didn't really expect him to leave his wife, not in a million years." "But he has," says Des not convinced. He is trying to get his head round this development. "It'll be a new start for both of them," Raquel continues. "We must invite them round. Let them know they've got some friends in this neighbourhood." Des says nothing. He is lost in thought.
Outside number 7, Whelan's Haulage is making a delivery. Don sees the cases of lager and comes up to help Steve carry the boxes inside.
Des is still lost in thought, only now he is lost in the Rovers. Mavis and Rita come in and order the usual V&T and a sweet sherry. Rita tells her she thinks she'll be able to manage a week in Blackpool without coming over all funny if she sees a tram. (Not an uncommon sight in Blackpool) Mavis is of the opinion that Sally and Kevin were very tactless in suggesting Blackpool but Rita tells her it's all sorted out. Bet returns with the drinks. "I see Charlie's back," says Mavis with a coy smile. "Is he? Then you've seen more of him than I have," responds Bet crisply. "Isn't that his lorry parked outside?" Mavis persists. "Is it? Fancy!" Ms Stoneface turns away. "Say that again about being tactless," says Rita as they pick up their drinks and move away. Liz is explaining Steve's motives to Jim. She tells him that he wanted the three of them to go on a night out. "Hiring the limo was just a joke," she tells him. Jim wants to know why Steve didn't tell him that. Liz tells him, "He tried but you just went mad." Jim doesn't buy this it. He thinks Steve made up this excuse when the joke backfired. "Check with the restaurant," Liz tells him. "There were three reservations made, for him, Andy and you." Jim puts his head in his hands. Raquel asks Des if he wants another drink but he tells her he's going home. He heads off without further ado, leaving Raquel to wonder what is wrong.
In the flat, Tanya and Alex are eating dinner and discussing what happens next. "Knowing Val, she'll want her day in court," Alex tells her. "And the sooner the better." Tanya realizes she will be cited as 'the other woman'. Alex tells her everything will be fine once they get out of her dump of a place and get properly established. "The main thing is keep telling yourself the worst is over."
Well you didn't think anybody could help carry a few cases of lager in without stopping for a drink did you? By this time a full-blown poker night is in progress. Steve is winning from Don and Charlie. He has just gleefully put down a running flush when Curly and Andy walk in from their after hours meeting. Curly wants to know what's going on. "Big deal at Dodge City by the looks of things," observes Andy. Curly tells Steve he is supposed to be moving out not holding parties. Steve protests that he will. "But not before we've had a chance to win our money back," says Charlie firmly. Curly and Andy look at each other and shrug. What can they do? The big guy has spoken.
Raquel comes in from work. Des is still brooding on the couch but now he has a glass in hand. Raquel tries to tackle him about what is bothering him but he refuses to discuss the matter. He suggests she goes to bed. Raquel tells him she is too concerned to leave him downstairs on his own. "Then I'll go to bed." Des drains his glass and goes upstairs. Sadly Raquel follows him.
Tanya and Alex are snuggled up in bed. He tells her that he thinks he'd better warn her about something. "When I'm happily divorced I shall be asking you to marry me." Tanya smiles. She warns Alex that she intends to say yes.
Someone descends stairs in darkness. It is a fully dressed Des. He takes something from a drawer and leaves the house. Raquel hears the door shut and comes downstairs calling for Des. When she realizes he has gone out she puts her coat on over her night wear.
Meanwhile at Curly's house the tide is turning against Steve. Curly has stepped in to make the four and is winning handily. "Why did you have to come back?" Steve groans. Another round of beers is requested from Andy. Doesn't look like this game is wrapping any time soon.
Des has made his way over to Rosamund St. and Jim's Café. He opens the side door with his key and goes upstairs. Entering Tanya's darkened flat, he creeps through the living room, opens the bedroom door, regards the sleeping couple for a moment and then flicks on the light. Alex and Tanya start up in bed. "What the hell?" shouts Alex. "Des!!" gasps Tanya horrified. "Go on tell him!" Des shouts at Tanya. Alex wants to know what's going on. Des looks at Tanya again. "Are you going to tell him, or shall I?" Tanya is speechless with shock and horror.
Update written by Libby Seekings
Written by PETER WHALLEY Directed by ROBERT
KHODADAD
Wednesday (3718, Wednesday 29 June 1994)
Thursday (3719, Friday 1 July 1994)
Friday (3720, Monday 4 July 1994)
Tanya lights another cigarette from the one she's just finished, then grinds out the dying butt in an overloaded ashtray. With shaking hands she dials a number and asks for Mr. Christie. When told that he isn't there, she snaps at the person, wondering if anyone there bothers to pass on his messages. She calms down momentarily and asks that he be told that "Miss Pooley from the Weatherfield Branch" has been calling -- "he'll know what it's about..."
At the Rovers Return, Bet and Charlie are having their breakfast while Bet tells him that as far as she's concerned, Tanya can look after herself, but Raquel needs all the help she can get. When Raquel comes into the room, looking for something, Bet quickly changes the subject, and when she leaves again, Bet informs Charlie that Raquel has been crying a lot. There's a quick subject change again, when Raquel pops back into the room, but this time Bet insists that she sit down and have some breakfast. Charlie laughs and advises Raquel not to argue with Bet, so Raquel sighs as she seats herself at the table. While Bet goes off to prepare something for her to eat, Raquel apologizes to Charlie for being there. Charlie dismisses the apology, but Raquel insists that he's only just come back to Weatherfield, and now there's someone else under foot. Charlie observes that Des is a fool, and didn't know when he was well off. When he notices how uncomfortable Raquel is with the subject, he changes the topic, wondering whatever happened to the work she was doing on expanding her modelling portfolio. Raquel admits that she'd put the whole thing on hold in favour of spending more time with Des. Charlie ascertains that the portfolio, as well as some of Raquel's other belongings, are still at Des' house.
Meanwhile, our vacationers in Blackpool aren't faring so well. Sally is carrying racks of toast from the kitchen so that Rita, Rosie, and Kevin can at least start their breakfast. Sally is about to return to the kitchen to help prepare the eggs when an exasperated Kevin declares that this "isn't on" -- after all, Sally didn't agree to come to Blackpool for a "working holiday." Mrs. Murdoch emerges from the kitchen, carrying several plates of eggs, none of which are what the Websters ordered, but everyone is out of patience, and takes whatever is available.
Curly arrives at Des' place, apparently there to retrieve the balance of Raquel's belongings. Des launches on a statement of defence, claiming that he never knocked Tanya about, contrary to the stories she's telling people. He readily admits that he went out of control that night, but would never, never, hit a woman. He challenges Curly, asking why Tanya didn't call the police if he really had hit her. Curly isn't much interested in Des' protestations of innocence, and will only tell him that he's very lucky that he didn't hit Raquel -- he'd have Curly to deal with then. Des mutters that all women are "devious." "Maybe so," agrees Curly, but right now Raquel is in bad need of a friend. He wonders why Des didn't talk to him first, before he went barging into Tanya's apartment, shouting the odds. Curly would have talked him out of it. Now, he advises Des to stay away from both women, and to keep a low profile. Their discussion is interrupted by banging on the door; Charlie would like a word too.
In Blackpool, the vacationers have finally left the bed and breakfast, and are on the beach. Rosie tells her parents that she really wants a ride on the trams, causing Rita to stare at a pair of them passing each other, deeply lost in thought. Sally and Kevin do their best to talk the child out of the notion, suggesting instead that they all go and make some sand castles, but Rita insists that it's all right, and asks Rosie which tram she'd like to ride. Then she informs Sally and Kevin that she'd like to take Rosie for a ride, but that it should be "just the two of us..."
Back at the Rovers Return, Bet tells Raquel that she's as pale as a ghost, and tries to get her to use some of her make-up. Charlie returns triumphantly at that moment, laden down with Raquel's portfolio, hot curlers, make-up, and some of her other bits and bobs. Raquel asks if Des had anything to say for himself, but Charlie informs her that it "wasn't a social call." Raquel is overcome with emotion at Charlie's intervention on her part, and near tears tells him and Bet that she's really touched by their support and kindness, and doesn't know what to say.
Des has had a stream of visitors today, and now it's Martin, who's there to find out about the damage to the Cafe. He wants it sorted before Mike gets involved. Des asks him to get Alma and Gail to send him the bill -- and to tell the women that he's sorry for everything.
Tanya also has a visitor -- Alex arrives, intent on collecting his belongings. He's amazed to find that his suitcases are empty, and when he demands to know where his clothes are, Tanya informs him that she put them away. "Stupid cow!" he snaps, to which Tanya responds, "so you said, over and over, the other night." She tries to help him pack his clothes, but Alex screams at her not to touch his things.
After the break, we find Alex lining-up his packed bags at the door. He stops for a moment to remove Tanya's keys from his keychain, and slaps them down on the table. Tanya asks if he wants the ring back (that she wears on a chain around her neck), but he informs her that she might as well keep it. He pauses for a moment and asks about the bruise on her face, giving Tanya the opening she hoped for. She begins her sob-story of Des slapping her about, but Alex isn't interested and laughs that she "deserved it." He hearkens back to the night when they met Raquel and Des at the restaurant, and realizes now that the secret looks being exchanged between the two had a lot more meaning than he ever suspected. He wonders if she enjoyed herself, with her dirty little secret. Tanya repeats the story she told to Bet and Raquel -- Des was using her, he was black-mailing her, he threatened to expose their relationship to Alex' wife, etc. Alex doesn't believe a word of it, so Tanya asks him why he thinks she wanted so badly for Des to be sent to Newcastle. Meanwhile, she reminds Alex that she was "waiting for him", and would have gone on waiting for him, even if he'd stayed with his wife. She wasn't the one who went after Des; it was Des who pursued her. Now, there's no reason why she and Alex can't be together. Alex snarls at her that he doesn't want her anymore -- "you've been with HIM. I couldn't go near you again, knowing that." Without further ado, he grabs his bags and walks out. Having lost the battle, Tanya screams at him to "GO ON! ... GO BACK TO HER! SHE'S WELCOME TO YOU!" but she collapses in sobs as Alex descends the stairs.
In the Cafe below, Alma and Gail are startled when Alex barges through the door, suitcases in hand, and slams his way out of the restaurant. They exchange knowing glances, but carry on serving their customers.
At the Rovers Return, Curly offers to have Raquel over for a meal or an evening in "...just as friends, you know." She thanks him for helping Charlie to get her things together from Des' place, and while Curly witters on, trying his best to be a friend, Raquel fights back tears. Alf interrupts with his complaints of how quickly a small child (David) can wear him out, giving Raquel an opportunity to escape to the back to collect herself. At one of the booths, Jim MacDonald tells Charlie that the Barnes brothers are "bad news, so they are," but Bet cuts short the discussion by asking Charlie to give a hand behind the bar. Jim asks Mavis if his magazine has arrived yet, but Mavis, who obviously feels very put upon because she is running the Kabin on her own, sniffs that it is in, but that he'll have to come by for it after she's had something to eat.
Tanya sobs quietly in her flat, and then picks up the phone and dials a number. She identifies herself, tells him that yes, she still has a job, and wonders how he's been doing. Clearly her father hasn't time to talk to her, so Tanya suggests that she could come around some time and cook him a meal. Her disappointment is palpable when she asks him to give her a call when he has a minute, and puts down the phone.
Back at the cafe, Martin tells Gail and Alma that Des wants them to send him the bill for any damage. Then he makes the mistake of joking that they "have to give it to Des -- two girls at the same time." In response, he receives glowers from the two women, and quietly slinks off.
We return to Blackpool and the bed and breakfast, where Sally is now helping to serve Kevin, Rosie and Rita their tea in the dining room. Sheesh, they could have stayed at home, because each is presented with a plate of -- wait for it -- FISH FINGERS! They're even prepared in the usual Webster fashion -- burned on the outside, while still frozen inside. Sally tries to make light of the situation by explaining that the Murdochs are experiencing "a few problems." Kevin loses his temper, telling Sally and Mrs. Murdoch that "we all have problems, which is why we've come on holidays -- to forget about them, right? Not to take on other people's..." As the other guests in the dining room applaud in agreement, Mrs. Murdoch advises her husband to prepare Kevin's bill, since he's obviously leaving.
In Weatherfield, Emily rushes into the Kabin, wondering if Mavis can give her change for the bus. Mavis looks decidedly uncomfortable and asks Emily if there's any chance she could stop behind the counter for a few minutes. Mavis hasn't... you know... since lunch. Emily encourages Mavis to go ahead and "do it," and as Mavis scampers off to the washroom, Emily calls after that she needs to hurry back.
At the Rovers Return, Tanya informs Raquel that Alex came by, took all his stuff, and left. She also claims that Des came by too, but that she gave him short shrift and showed him the door. She wonders if Des has been by to see Raquel, but the answer is a quiet no. Bet declares the subject "off limits" until after closing time. No sooner are the words out of her mouth than Des walks into the pub, looking very sheepish and begging for a word with Raquel. Bet gives him one of her steely glares, but Raquel insists that it's alright. Des sarcastically remarks that Raquel will be "safe" with him, "in spite of what people think." Bet instructs them to go into the back, where they can have some privacy, and snaps at Tanya to get back to work when it's clear that Tanya has plans to eavesdrop outside the door. Instead, Bet takes up the position...
Inside the living quarters, Des begins by telling Raquel that he's never hit a woman in his life. He claims that Tanya came to him first, and that it all began the night Raquel was away on a modelling job. He too resorts to the blackmail excuse, claiming that Tanya threatened to tell Alex. Raquel interrupts, telling Des that she doesn't want the details, but she stands up for Tanya, insisting that she loved Alex and was only waiting for him to leave his wife. Des lashes back by saying that Tanya used him to get back at Raquel, but Raquel continues to defend Tanya, insisting that she was so happy whenever Alex showed up -- "she was so in love with Alex, and still is."
"What have I done to you?" Des sadly wonders, looking at an emotionally shattered Raquel. She takes a deep breath and tells him that she "fell in love with the bloke I thought you were -- not the one you really are." Des insists that he is "the bloke you thought I was -- or, I used to be. I don't know what's happened to me." Raquel shrugs and tells him that he'll "work it out." "Please, Raquel..." he begins. "Please Raquel what?" she wonders. "Nothing," Des replies flatly, then hopefully says "maybe...?" "I don't think so" are her final words on the subject. Des realizes there's nothing further to say, so he quietly leaves. In the hall, he comes face to face with Bet, who gives him another of her icy stares before holding the back door open for him.
After Des' departure, Bet comes into the living room to find Raquel staring at the floor, biting her lower lip. She gently puts her hand on Raquel's shoulder and asks if she's going to be alright. Raquel struggles against the tears and without looking at Bet, quietly answers "yeah -- he'll not mess me about again."
Update written by: HEATHER MORLAN
Mrs. Murdoch: PAULA JACOBS Mr. Murdoch: PETER
BENSON
Written by: PATREA SMALLACOMBE; Directed by: DAVID PENN and MERVYN
CUMMING
Monday (3721, Wednesday 6 July 1994)
Right. Well, Things are going well in Blackpool now that the little group has changed hotels. Sally is a bit uncomfortable thought, because Rita seems to be paying for all sorts and she doesn't want Rita to feel that's why she was invited. Sally decides to have a word but Rita isn't offended at all and promises to share the load a little more, soothing Sally's pride. Later, on a walk along the boardwalk by themselves, Kevin surprises Sally when he remembers several small details about their first date and first weekend in Blackpool before they married, like what drink she ordered (rum and coke). Sally spies a shop that advertises fortunes told and decides she will have a go. She's delighted with what she was told but Kevin delights more in blowing holes in all the predictions, vague as they usually are. Sally is not to be turned off though. She's in a good mood!
Raquel is still licking her wounds and bemoaning her luck in men while around the corner, Tanya, looking as pathetic as she can, has managed to talk alma round to her side. Alma agrees to let her keep the flat, unable to resist the Oscar-award winning performance Tanya lays out for her. Gail shakes her head in bemusement when she hears the sorry tale and they both gape when Miss Barmaid of the Month comes trotting downstairs, the glow of Max Factor on her cheeks and sparkle in her eye to pay up her owed rent and spend her everlasting gratitude before swanning triumphantly out the café door.
Mavis is having a difficult time coping with the Kabin on her own but steadfastly refuses to go to Alf for help even though Emily isn't able to help out today. Later on she discusses Blackpool with Vera who wistfully misses her little Tommy. Mavis's remark that Blackpool isn't the other side of the world spurs Vera to call the Hortons to see how Tommy is and she runs into a vacancy at the B&B that Doreen's sister runs. She wheedles time off out of Curly who moans that he's is a soft touch and makes her plans to go to Blackpool on the morrow.
Curly has already done his share of badgering, nagging Steve to find somewhere else to live. An invitation from Jim to come back home is delicately turned down, Steve formulating an idea while watching Raquel parade her brave face around the bar. He later goes to see Des to try to talk his way into the house as a roomie but Des is packing and running to Hartlepool with his tail between his legs. (should have kept it there, he wouldn't have been in all this bother!) slyly Steve offers to watch the house while Des is gone for security purposes and Des, not wanting to be bothered, hands him over the key. Steve quickly makes himself at home!
In the bar later on, Alma has told Bet about her encounter with Tanya. Bet watches Tanya still swanning around the bar, making eyes at the men, including Charlie who seems to be lapping it up like most men do. They share the opinion that madame is probably very good at wrapping folk around her little finger and they are probably very soft in the head for falling for it.
Diane Johnston
Written by BARRY HILL Directed by DAVID PENN, MERVYN CUMMING (one for the Blackpool shoot no doubt)
Tuesday (3722, Friday 8 July 1994)
Deirdre looks terrific, Denise feels terrible and Vera meet an old flame.
A taxi draws into the street and Deirdre steps out and taking a deep breath looks around. She is looking very tanned and relaxed with a certain 'je ne sais quoi' about her, in fact, pretty good all round which does not go unremarked in the rest of this episode. Don asks her if it's good to be home. "Do you know, I think it might be," says Deirdre looking across the street and seeing Mavis who is on her way to work. (Gosh it must be early if Mavis is on her way to do the papers. Deirdre must have returned from Morocco on the red-eye.) Mavis explains that Rita is away. She welcomes Deirdre back. As Deirdre goes inside, Mavis crosses the street and remarks to Don that Deirdre is looking very well. "She should she's just come back from holiday," responds Don. Mavis alludes to the fact that Deirdre could be coming home a a very complicated situation. She is about to elaborate but Don cuts her off. "Yeah, I know all about her situation!" he snaps as he bangs the lid of the boot and picks up Deirdre's luggage leaving Mavis speechless on the pavement.
Later in the morning Ken is in the corner shop in search of Denise's crave of the week - Eccles cakes. There is only one left. Reg assures him they'll have more in by the afternoon. "And the catch on my window is faulty." Reg raises his brows questioningly. "And I'd like it sorted," continues Ken reminding Reg that he is his landlord. Reg makes some sarky remarks about tucking Ken up in bed and blowing on his soup for him. Ken does not rise to this but merely repeats his request. Maureen who has overhead Reg's feeble quibbling rushes over and tells Ken that of course the window will be sorted. "You'll sort it this afternoon, won't you?" she instructs Reg. Reg's body language indicates that hell might freeze over before he gets round to mending the window catch. Maureen changes the subject. "I must say that Deirdre looks rather well." "Oh is she back?" Ken tries to sound casual. "Oh yes! She's had a wonderful time!" "Did she really." This is not a question on Ken's part. "Oh yes she's done all sorts . . ." Now it is Reg's turn to cut in. He tells Maureen she's embarrassing the customer. Ken protests. "Oh no!" Maureen is sure she isn't bothering Ken. "You've gone on to pastures new haven't you?" Ken protests at this even more. Between them they manage to drive Ken out of the shop. As he turns to go, Ken bumps into Mike who gives him a big grin. "Deirdre's looking very well!" "So I heard," snaps Ken pushing past Mike before he has to hear any more about Deirdre's appearance. "I just saw her in the Kabin. If you hurry you'll catch her," Mike grins after after him. Meanwhile Maureen is explaining to Reg the situation between Ken and Deirdre. "I'm wondering if she's calmed down or whether it's all still festering inside." Reg advises her to keep her sordid speculations to herself and stop bothering the customers. Unaware of Mike, Maureen tells Reg that she doesn't think he has the temperament for a small shopkeeper. Reg protests. "I was born in a shopping trolley, me!" Mike stands by grinning as the pair of them trade insults. Maureen tells Reg that he has no patience for doing the menial jobs such as shelf stacking and no patience with the customers. Reg suddenly notices Mike. "What are you grinning at!?"
Emily is re-clipping her earrings after Denise has finished her hair. Denise is telling her how contrary her life has became. "Take Eccles cakes. A couple of days ago I couldn't get enough of them. Now if you bought one into the salon I'd be sick!" Emily tells her cravings are normal and healthy (for someone in her condition) Denise says she is not worried about her health but about her sanity. She feels tired all the time but she can't sleep. She feels hungary but then she can't eat. And worse, she can't do a thing with her hair. Emily assures her it will all be worth it in the end. "If I don't kill somebody first!" answers Denise desperately. Fiona bounces in. "Guess who I've just seen? Deirdre!" Emily is surprised because she thought she wasn't due back until the next day. "And she has the most amazing tan!" Fiona reports and is told to go and put the kettle on for her trouble. Emily, forgetting where she is for a moment starts to witter on about Deirdre. Hoping she's alright, remarking how she and Ken parted on such bad terms etc. "Oh I'm sorry!" Emily realizes what she is saying. Denise tells her not to worry. "You couldn't make me feel any worse than I already do." Fiona returns from her kettle duties with more news of Deirdre. "Do you know? She went for a ride on a camel in the Sahara!" Emily is tickled pink at this information. For Denise however this straw breaks her camel's back. "Will you please shut up about Deirdre! Both of you!" she explodes.
In Blackpool, Vera is pushing RTommy round the town pleasure spots. She is trying to teach the two year old his letter sounds. "Now you know this one. 'Buh' is for Bingo," she tells him happily as she approaches a large building. 'Buh' is also for 'Blimey' which is what Vera says as her attention is caught by a large poster advertising the Bingo and featuring none other but her old flame and now bingo caller - Lester Fontayne. Vera is transfixed in front of the poster. She tells Tommy how she knew him and doesn't he still look good. "I wonder if it's an old photo?" she muses. "He taught me the Lambada, yer know. He wanted to run away with me." Vera continues her one sided speech telling Tommy they could go into the Bingo Hall and see Lester. Then she has second thoughts. Maybe he wouldn't recognize her. "Anyway, it were different then. I was lonely. Now I've got you." (Tommy smiles) Vera tells him that's she's never told anybody about Lester before. "So don't you snitch on me," she warns him. Then with a sigh and a last glance at the poster she pushes Tommy off to the Pleasure Beach.
Back in Weatherfield it's lunch-time at the Rovers. Steve is showing Jim a car ad in the classifieds. The car is described as mint condition. Jim tells him that means it's got a hole in the middle of it. Steve wants Jim to look the car over but Jim is more concerned about the money. "They want cash. Where are you going to get that sort of cash?" Mike comes in and asks Jim how he's managing with Kevin away. Jim senses a trick question. "Well if I say I'm not coping you'll sack me and if I say I am you'll sack Kevin." Mike grins and tells him he's learning. He enquires after the state of Steve's business. "Managing to keep yer head above water?" he mocks. Steve ignores Mike's question and asks Jim how much the buyer in the ad wants for the car. Jim tells him two grand. "Just happen to have that on me," says Steve casually opening his fist and thumbing over a wad of notes. Boy that wiped the smile off Mike Baldwin's face! Jim sighs and tells Steve, "You may be a flash git but at least you're my flash git."
Ken appears and Mike is happy to turn his attention elsewhere. "Have you seen her yet? Have you? Eh?" he flashes his pearly whites at Ken as he passes the bar and joins Denise at a table.
"Deirdre's back." Denise sighs, "I know." Ken tells her that one would think the James Gang had ridden into town. "Everybody seems to be expecting a showdown on the Red Rec." He goes on to say he had hoped Deirdre would have calmed down by now although she had every right to be upset as it was a big shock for her. Denise is not happy to have Ken witter on about Deirdre and she is even less happy when he tells her he thinks he should take charge of the situation and go and see her. "What do you think?" "I think I'm starving." Ken remembers his purchase of earlier in the day. He pulls out the Eccles cake in triumph. Denise looks nauseated and backs away. She tells Ken she'll go and order a hot-pot. "Nothing for Ken?" asks Betty when Denise places her order. Denise tells her that he thinks he might go and see Deirdre. An experienced barmaid is never fazed by a non- sequitur. "That's nice," Betty answers. "It will be," Denise agrees pleasantly. "If she knocks his block off!" she hisses.
Vera is returning RTommy to his other grandparents. Doreen Horton explains that she has to get Tommy ready as they are going to a party. Vera is at a bit of a loss and unable to leave. She compliments Doreen on how well Tommy is doing. Doreen tells her she is sorry she can't ask her in as they do have to dash off to the party. "Never mind, I'm sure you'll find something to do in Blackpool. On your own, with no obligations." Vera is dismissed. She has to fill in time until she can see Tommy tomorrow.
Ken is knocking at Deirdre's door. Steve comes out of Curly's house with a box of CDs and meets Curly coming in. "Don't let me slow you down," he tells Steve when he finds out that his couch will be his own again. Curly wants to know if all the CDs in the box are Steve's. Steve protests Curly's suspicious mind. "I'm not calling you a thief exactly, I just think you have a loose definition of private property." However, Curly changes his tune when he finds out where Steve is moving. Curly suggests Steve should move in with a couple of mates and generally treat Des' place as a squat. In case he doesn't know what this entails Curly suggests Steve has all night parties, paints the walls black, makes long distance phone calls and pours golden syrup into Des' central heating system . . . During this litany of Squatter's Tips for Dummies, Curly catches sight of Ken passing by. Curly breaks off, "Here, you do know she's back don't you?" he says to Steve in lowered tones. "Thought we were going to see the 'Big Showdown' there." Ken, sensing that they are talking about him, turns round and shouts down the street, "Sorry to disappoint you. She's not in." He strides towards the Kabin and goes in.
Ken enters the Kabin to find Liz standing in the store and no one behind the counter. Ken wants to know if Liz has seen Deirdre. Liz seems flustered and embarrassed by Ken's appearance. First she answers no, then she corrects herself. "I mean I have. Would you like me to give her a message if I do see her?" Ken says there is no message, he just wants to welcome her back. "I suppose you know things were a bit tense between us before she left?" Liz says she did hear something. "Well even if she hasn't calmed down yet. . " "It's OK Ken, I have." To Ken's utter amazement Deirdre appears from the back room, dressed in a pinny, and positions herself behind the counter. Liz stands by awkwardly. Deirdre explains that Mavis couldn't cope and has taken her on to help out while Rita is away. "But I thought you only arrived back this morning!" says Ken. "You don't hang around." "Not any more, I don't," is Deirdre's answer. Ken is quite caught on the hop. "I was looking for you." "Well know you've found me," she answers coolly. Ken can't really talk with Liz standing by so he struggles to exit with his dignity intact. "Well, I'll see you." "Every time time you come into the shop," Deirdre assures him. After the confused Ken has retreated Liz, (who has stood by during this exchange trying to keep from commenting or breaking into a smile) can finally say something. "Blimey! You played that pretty cool!" Deirdre says somewhat testily that she felt pretty cool. Liz however has sensed something else. "A fella!" "What? Deirdre's turn to be surprised. "You've met a fella!" says Liz triumphantly realizing she has hit a nerve. "It's written all over you!" Deirdre relaxes and smiles. "I'm saying nothing!" she tells Liz. She doesn't have to. She can't keep the truth off her face.
Vera trudges into the guest house where she is staying. The landlady Shirley(Doreen's sister) greets her with "Back already?" Vera explains about the birthday party Tommy was going to. Shirley, who speaks in that particular posh northern way, tells Vera there is plenty to do in Blackpool although she does lock up at 11 pm. "The key is available, for a small deposit, if you wish to stay out later. No visitors in the rooms though. Fire regulations," she explains coyly. Vera says she'll just go to her room. But Shirley has another suggestion. Bingo. She shows Vera a flyer and tells her that her residents get a ten percent discount and the caller is a very entertaining gentleman. Vera has recognized the Bingo Hall in question and agrees he is. "Well, you'll find out for yourself later. He's staying here." This information puts Vera in a tizzy. Shirley, who thinks Vera is biased against show people, tells her that Mr. Fontayne is perfectly charming. "You might get him to tinkle the ivories later." Vera is panicked. She tells Shirley she has changed her mind and can't possibly stop in. "I mean, not with everything going on, out there."
In the corner shop, Ken has tracked down the afternoon Eccles cakes but is still sparring with Reg about the window latch. Reg tells him he has called someone but they haven't turned up yet. On his way out of the store Ken sees Denise who was hidden behind the shelves. He drops the Eccles cakes into her basket. He tells Denise that he has spoken to Deirdre and she is working in the Kabin. "Amazing," says Denise flatly as she searches the shelves. Ken tells her how impressed he was that Deirdre got a job. "Hooray," says Denise even more flatly. Ken ignores her evident lack of enthusiasm and blathers on about how Deirdre had calmed down and was very pleasant to him. "And she looked terrific, as a matter of fact." Denise turns and bites his head off. "Well, I am soooo pleased for her!" Ken cottons on he may have said the wrong thing. Denise, who does not look terrific, lets Ken have. "If Deirdre looks so terrific, why don't you go and live with her and ply her with Eccles cakes? I can't stand the sight of them myself!" She thrusts the offending pastries at Ken and storms off.
In the Rovers, Liz is getting all the details from Deirdre. "His name was Shamir*." (See Spoiler note below) Liz devines he is Moroccan. "He was a desert sheik," Deirdre purrs. Liz wants to know if he took her back to his tent and showed her - the stars. Deirdre tells her he showed her a lot of things she'd only read about in books. Liz is agog for more. "Well," Deirdre is cautious, "the hospitality of the desert folk is legendary you know." "And was he (pause) hospitable?" "He was legendary! They both giggle. Liz wants to know what Deirdre is going to do next. "Sell up and buy a camel?" Deirdre tells her she is going to forget about her failed marriage as there's more than that to life and she's is going make sure she gets one.
Across the room Steve is still flashing. His money that is. And this time in front of Fiona. She is not impressed and asks him if he has never heard of banks. He tells her he likes to be prepared for every eventuality. "What like a boy scout?" asks Fiona acidly.
In Blackpool, Vera is fighting temptation. She keeps reminding herself she is on her own but she is drawn to the Bingo Hall and after a brief stare at Lester's poster she enters and sits down. It's a bit like church. The room is silent as the game is in progress and it's all eyes down as Lester, looking like a tacky TV evangelist, intones the numbers. He doesn't even liven up proceedings with a joke when he calls out number sixty-nine. Vera takes a pew and worships from afar. She starts to tell the player next to her how she knew Lester from a long time ago, how he taught her the Lambada, and isn't his hair nice, for his age. The woman is not interested in Vera's memories and tells her to shush. Vera sighs and stares at Lester with a far-away expression.
Ken is ringing Denise's door bell but there is no answer. Across the street Fiona and Steve leave the pub. Steve thinks he has impressed Fiona with his money and now the prospect of Des' des-res will clinch a cozy evening on the couch. As he opens the door, Fiona turns and says her farewells. "But I thought you were coming in!" protests Steve. Fiona shrugs. "No. I was - leading you up the garden path," is her explanation. She smirks and goes back down the path leaving Steve open-mouthed. Ken has moved round to the front of the shop. He peers through the blinds and taps on the windows. Denise lets him in and after apologies from both sides (Denise blaming her hormones) Ken tells her they need to talk. Denise is not in the mood. He wants to know, if she doesn't want to lives with him, why is she acting like a jealous third-former as soon as Deirdre gets back. Denise admits she is jealous - of everyone who isn't pregnant, who doesn't itch, whose hair behaves and who've had a decent night's sleep. Ken tells her this could all stop if she let him look after her. Denise says she can't discuss any of this right now. She will take a hug though but she tells him it doesn't mean anything. It's just a hug.
In Blackpool the Bingo game is over and the music is playing in the foyer. Vera has not left the building. She is loitering around the slot machines looking slightly dazed. Suddenly she spots Lester descending the stairs and makes her move. She stops Lester and tells him she enjoyed his show. (Vera must be stunned if she gets hot over someone droning numbers) Lester pulls a glossy photo from his jacket and gives it to her telling her he's available for bookings. "I have other talents," he preens. Vera starts to mention Shirley the landlady and Lester thinks she is there to complain about the discount which was apparently non-existent. Vera thinking he doesn't know her starts to turn away, but she has taken off her specs and he suddenly does recognize her. "Vera Duckworth! Why didn't you say!" he looks her up and down and lies that she hasn't changed a bit. They start reminiscing about Phewelli (only he thought it was Rhyll). Lester asks about Jack (but he called Jim) and soon finds out that Vera is in Blackpool on her own. His interest is considerably perked up and he offers to walk her back to her hotel. "Oh go then, seeing as were staying at the same one." "You're at the Balmoral!" Lester can hardly believe his luck. "It's Kismet," he tells her and sings a bar or two of 'Stranger In Paradise'. Vera has quite forgotten she is on her own. Like a moth to a flame she takes Lester's arm and they walk out of the Bingo Hall laughing and joking together.
Update written by Libby Seekings
Doreen Horton ANNIE RAITT Shirley Henderson
SHIRLEY STELFOX Lester Fonteyn DAVID ROSS
Written by FRANK COTTRELL BOYCE Directed by BRIAN MILLS &
MERVYN CUMMING
Wednesday (3723, Monday 11 July 1994)
Thursday (3724, Wednesday 13 July 1994)
On the street where we live, Reg alerts Maureen to his busy schedule. Ken is still undecided on whether to take the flat and Reg tries to use the old "someone else is interested" trick but Ken sees through the ruse, especially when Reg elaborates on the scheme and drags Andy in as the supposed other interested party, and calls it "codology". (similar to codswallop I think LOL) Ken implies to Maureen that there is more to his hesitation.
Ms. More to his Hesitation and her assistant are opening up the salon. Denise looks less than well but when Ken comes in to see if she's free at lunch she pretends she's just fine. After he leaves again, Denise staggers to a chair, moaning.
In Blackpool, Vera and Lester are having breakfast discreetly at separate tables in an empty dining room. It's her last day thought the landlady, Shirley tells her that nobody is expected to occupy her room until next week, giving Vera pause for thought. She decides to take Tommy for a walk so Lester ascertains her route and time of arrival by somewhat discreet questioning so the landlady doesn't twig. (I think from prior comments he was probably chatting her up as well!) Lester leaves and Vera leaves shortly after.
Don arrives in the Kabin to pay his paper bill while Deirdre's on duty. Liz arrives too to invite Deirdre to lunch for another gossip about the Moroccan sun and desert nights. One note of interest, it's established that Ivy has gone on her annual religious retreat and from hindsight, we know that she will never return.
Lester arrives in a sort of , well I don't know what it is. It's a big area, surrounded by walls to cut off the ocean wind but with an open roof to catch the sun and you pay money to sit in a plastic patio sun chair. The background ambience is provided by elevator music specialist, Raymond Wallback on the organ. Sally and Kevin arrive too in full summer gear and sun hats wibbling about Rosie and Rita. They move on and here comes Vera and Tommy. Lester whines about his life on his own and how wonderful it is to see her again. He lays it on thick, flattering her and blaming fate for always throwing them together. Sally and Kevin are none the wiser.
Back home, Liz is thumbing through Deirdre's photos again and asks her if she expects to see her waiter again. Wistfully, Deirdre admits that it was a holiday romance and they always end with the holiday don't they? Liz is satisfied with that answer. Jim returns but when he sees that Liz has company he goes back out and down the road for a pint, realizing he's surplus to requirements. Liz wonders if the holiday romance was somewhat of a rebound thing after hearing about Ken and Denise. Deirdre thinks it probably contributed but not to worry, she's not about to sell up and move to Morocco with a veil over her face. (Yes! Isn't hindsight fun!!?)
Ken arrives at the pub followed by Reg who tries again to persuade Ken to take the flat. Ken promises an answer later in the day after he's sorted something out. Mike hands Steve a final notice on a bill and is bemused when Steve's mobile rings. He's not the only one with one now. Fiona races in to fetch Ken because Denise has collapsed in the salon.
Denise is fairly soon recovered though Fiona and Ken both think she should rest longer. Denise discovers Fiona and Ken searching for her doctor's number and is quite defensive and prickly with them for fussing over her. It was only a little faint and she's fine now. When Ken leaves, Denise gives Fiona hell for bringing Ken into it without her consent.
Emily is trying not to get drawn into an argument between Reg and Maureen, who is annoyed that Reg is leaving her alone in the shop yet again.
Back to the beach, Lester wants Vera to stay longer but she doesn't know how she can so he pouts and sulks and lays on the guilt, how it's their last chance. The landlady pokes her head in to see who's in the lounge and Vera puts forth the possibility of staying a bit longer. In clipped and plummy tones, Shirley asks Vera to let her know when she's decided. Lester is pleased but Vera has to call Jack first.
In the salon, Steve drops in for a word with Fiona so Denise takes the opportunity to go across to Ken's and leave them alone. Steve asks Fiona out, like, now, wherever she likes. She likes but isn't going to Des's house. Denise apologizes to Ken and promises to get checked at the doctor's. Ken tells her about Reg's flat but doesn't want her to think he's moving to put her under any pressure to move in. Which he is not, he assures her.
Downstairs, Percy asks after Maud. Maureen asks him to join her and Maud for a drink but he declines but sends his regards. Ken arrives to speak to Reg and get the key to the flat to have a look around. Don, who was lurking in the back, approaches the counter and exchanges a few innocent words about Ken moving but his face speaks volumes, mainly bitterness, resentment and jealousy.
Jim watches Fiona walk down the road with Steve who's on his mobile and carrying a pack of chips . Jim makes a comment about his jumped up son driving a flash car (huh? It looks like an old gray Yugo or something else equally small) and talking on a mobile. Who the hell acts like that round here, he comments disdainfully as if it's totally against the fabric of the community. Oh yeah, and he's talking to Mike and leaning against Mike's flash car LOL! Mike looks a bit like he's just been shot down !
Ken checks out Reg's flat, still furnished with lovely leather sofa and other suitably stylish accoutrements. Reg bounces in the room and is very pleased that Ken is accepting the offer. Ken wonders what's in it for Reg, though, because the rent isn't that much more. (no? then he was being overcharged for the sop flat in a building nearly 90 years old or scandalously undercharged for the new one that's only 4 years old or so). Never mind, Reg says smugly, all will be revealed!
Vera and Lester are in a big glassed conservatory like thing, a cafeteria perhaps as they have cups of tea. Vera has made arrangements to stay on as Jack doesn't seem to mind. Lester stirs it a little, wondering what Jack must be up to if he doesn't mind. Can't be worse that they're up to, Vera chuckles. Lester takes hold of Vera's hand and suggests they forget everything and everyone.
Back in the pub, Liz fills Jim in about Deirdre's romance. Deirdre joins them later and admits to Liz that she's written a long soppy letter to Samir but she's not sent it. Yet. Over in the corner, Maud listens to Maureen complain about Reg's frequent absences and not so innocently wonders if Maureen thinks there's another woman. Well it hadn't occurred to Maureen but now that her mother has planted the idea, it grows alarmingly. My mistake, Maud says, forget it but it's too late now.
Lester and Vera are now sitting in a boat sort of floaty thingy on a little waterway into a d ark Tunnel of Love. They giggle like school kids and Lester leans over and kisses her on the cheek. But Vera looks back and sees Rita and the Websters in line and yes, they've seen Vera too!
Diane Johnston
Lester Fontayne DAVID ROSS Shirley Henderson
SHIRLEY STELFOX
Written by PETER WHALLEY Directed by BRIAN MILLS, MERVYN CUMMING
Friday (3725, Friday 15 July 1994)
In Blackpool, Vera sneaks down the stairs at the bed and breakfast, and props a letter addressed to "Lester Fontayne" against a vase on a table outside his room. Her efforts are wasted though, because Lester opens his door at that moment and wonders if she was actually going to sneak off without saying a proper goodbye. Vera sheepishly points out that she was going to leave him a note. Lester was hoping that she'd stay for a few more days, but Vera moans that she can't very well do that after what's happened. Lester makes light of the events of yesterday, reminding her that all that really happened was that some of her friends saw them together. They weren't doing anything questionable, and anyone could see that they're just old friends. They were in an amusement park in broad daylight, after all, not sneaking around like some of the folk he's seen. He tells Vera that he'd always thought of her as being afraid of no one, especially some nosey neighbours. Vera gets that belligerant "you're dead right" look on her face.
Back in Weatherfield, Rita is giving Mavis some of the highlights of her vacation, and mentions that she even bumped into Vera Duckworth there, who didn't go short on company. Mavis misses the cue for some juicy gossip about her neighbour, and instead wonders if Rita was bothered by any unpleasant memories while she was there. "A few," Rita confesses, but none of them were that terrible. The good thing about the holiday there was that it convinced her that she's well and truly over the "Alan Bradley incident." Ken interrupts the discussion when he pops into the Kabin to tell Rita that he'll be moving that day.
Vera is on the phone to Curly, telling him that she's "sick as a dog" and couldn't possibly travel for at least another few days. She hangs up and tells Lester that she feels awful lying to a friend, but her mood changes instantly when he asks how she'd like to spend the day.
At Curly's residence, Andy comes down the stairs and asks who was on the telephone. He's told it was Vera, who seems to have come down with a case of food poisoning.
Emily picks up a few groceries at the Corner Shop and comments to Maureen on Ken's move that day. Maureen admits that they're going to be busy too, since they have a lot of boxes to move up to the flat after Ken has vacated the premises. Reg jumps in and remarks that perhaps they ought not to be so hasty about using the flat for storage, since they could just as easily rent it to someone else and make a few pounds. Maureen is surprised by this suggestion, since she thought that the whole idea of talking Ken into moving was so they could use the space upstairs for all the boxes stored in the back of the shop.
Rita arrives at Ken's flat with a tray of tea and biscuits. Ken has boxes stacked-up everywhere, but doesn't seem excited at all about moving into larger quarters. When Rita asks him why he seems down, Ken comments that it feels like he's been living on Coronation Street forever, and even when he moves, it's only to another house somewhere else on the street. Rita suggests that he could do something about that, if he wanted. Ken doesn't want to be regarded as some sort of aging playboy for the rest of his life.
Back at the Corner Shop, Maureen tells her mom that it now seems that Reg got rid of Ken only because he wanted to move someone else into the flat upstairs. She thinks Reg has another woman lined up for the tenancy, and cites all the mysterious meetings and phone calls he's been having lately. Maud tells her daughter that she's talking a "load of rubbish," reminding her that even Reg wouldn't be stupid enough to move his fancy piece upstairs, right under the nose of his wife and mother-in-law. Maureen isn't convinced, though, and Maud reminds her that she warned her about Reg. She wonders why Maureen even married him. "Because I love him!" Maureen snaps.
In Blackpool, Vera and Lester are enjoying a ride on the merry-go-round while they talk. Vera feels guilty being there, and thinks that the least she can do, if she's going to stay an extra few days, is spend some time with Tommy. Lester offers to come along, much to Vera's surprise, and tells her that he loves spending time with kiddies. He confesses that he has a daughter, Suzanne. Unfortunately, his wife ran off with a magician and took the little girl with her, who would be in her thirties now. He used to send presents and cards at Christmas and on his daughter's birthday, but between his constant moving around and his wife's life on the road, they eventually lost touch. He asks about Tommy's mother, and Vera explains the tragic circumstances of Lisa's death, remarking that it was a good thing that Tommy was too young to understand what had happened. She tells Lester that she and Jack raised Tommy for quite a while, but eventually everyone decided that it would be for the best if Lisa's parents raised the child.
Denise arrives at Ken's new house bearing a potted plant. Ken opens the door, looks at the plant, and sarcastically asks if it's some sort of "guilt offering." As Denise glowers at him, Ken launches on his spiel, telling her again that it's "lunacy" for the two of them to be paying expenses on separate living quarters. He wants them to be living together, and to be a family. Denise reminds him that he already has a family, and that he's still "emotionally chained" to his ex-wife. Ken vehemently denies this, and accuses Denise of using that as an excuse for not making a commitment to him. "Whoever's responsible for this mess, it isn't Denise, is it?" he snaps. Denise refuses to answer the question, and instead slams the door on her way out.
Maureen is crying into her drink at the Rovers Return, and when Raquel stops by to pick up some empty glasses, Maureen asks for another. Raquel observes that it isn't "like her" to be drinking like that, causing Maureen to tearfully snap "how do you know? How well do we know anyone?" She instantly apologizes, and wonders if Raquel ever suspected anything when Des was fooling around on her. Raquel replies that if there were signs, she certainly didn't see them, and besides that, she'd rather not discuss it. Meanwhile, Curly has come into the pub and is telling Rita that Vera has called from Blackpool with some sort of tummy bug. "Really?" says Rita, somewhat doubtfully.
Back in Blackpool, our "sick" Vera is enjoying a plate of fish and chips in a restaurant with Lester, while they reminisce over the good old days. Vera teases Lester that he must have a great time in the show business industry, with all sorts of lonely women throwing themselves at him, but he characterizes it as being a lonely life. "You reach a point where you want someone to come home to," he adds, giving her a meaningful look. Vera looks wistful for a moment, but then snaps back to reality and tells him to eat his chips.
Ken continues to haul boxes from his flat to his new digs, and bumps into Deirdre on the street. She offers to help him, but it appears he's almost finished. She laughs when she remembers how upset she was when he first moved into that flat, but now she feels very comfortable with his presence on the street. She jokes that he'll be better off in his new place, what with all the added space, "mod cons," and his girl-friend just across the road with her own business. "Yup," Ken replies bitterly, "I've got it all."
Deirdre rushes into the pub, apologizing to Emily for keeping her waiting. She explains that she stopped for a quick chat with Ken, and that she really wanted to help him with the moving -- "he seemed so helpless." Emily laughs and remembers that she used to feel the same way about Bernard. Even though he was leagues ahead of her in terms of knowing his place in the world, she still wanted to mother him. Deirdre produces the holiday photos she promised to show Emily, and it's only a matter of seconds before Shamir's name comes up. Deirdre makes a clean breast of it, telling Emily outright that yes, Shamir is many years younger than she is, but Emily has only encouraging things to say about the relationship. When Deirdre admits that she was expecting Emily's disapproval, Emily smiles and tells her that, on the contrary, she only wishes the two of them well.
In the Corner Shop, Mavis witters on to Maureen about what sort of olive oil she and Derek like to cook with, but Maureen isn't hearing a word and is clearly distracted and unhappy. When Reg arrives in the middle of Mavis' monologue, Maureen interrupts her to give Reg the third degree. She demands to know where he was and what he was doing, but before he can answer, she supplies her own answer, insisting that he was with "another woman." Reg reminds her that this sort of discussion isn't appropriate while a customer is in the shop, and asks Maureen what Mavis would think. "That I'm married to a lying, cheating, deceitful man!" Maureen shoots back.
In the salon, Denise snaps at Fiona to go and make some coffee while she takes over the daunting task of grooming Liz MacDonald's tresses. Liz wonders if something is wrong, and Denise replies that she and Ken have had a row. "He thinks we ought to be living together, as Mr. and Mrs..." she confides. "...and you disagree?" asks Liz. "Yes," Denise responds glumly, "but he sees that as some sort of rejection." As far as Denise is concerned, things are fine as they are. She suddenly stops talking, puts her hand on her stomach and winces, but then insists that she was only experiencing a cramp. She wonders out loud why pregnancy has to be so "flipping uncomfortable," and Liz laughs when she tells her that it's to stop women from enjoying it.
Back at the Rovers Return, Betty is wondering what's going on between Reg and Maureen. Maureen is quietly sobbing while Reg is doing his best to convince her that he isn't up to anything with another woman. He adds that "as usual," Maureen and her mother have put two and two together, and come up with 75. He goes on to reassure Maureen that she is the only woman for him, and he loves her deeply.
At a nearby table, Deirdre tells Liz that she made a decision, and has written and posted a long letter to Shamir. Liz isn't terribly encouraging, adding that she doesn't see the sense in that. Curly arrives with Andy, and is giving him the drill on a tradesman who will be arriving in the store the following day to discuss new fixtures and fittings for the staff washrooms. Curly won't be there for the meeting, as he has staff interviews to conduct, so he wants Andy to take care of things. Deirdre butts in at that moment, telling Curly that she couldn't help but overhear something about staff interviews, and can recommend a completely reliable, experienced person (herself). Curly tells her to come in the following day, and he'll see what he can do.
Ken meets Mavis on the street, and after being questioned about the move, tells her that he's nearly finished. If he had his way, he'd carry on until the job was done, but unfortunately he has to attend a PTA meeting at the school that evening. As Mavis walks off, Ken notices Denise heading toward her shop with a bag of shopping. He calls out to her, and as Denise shoots daggers at Ken, Steve MacDonald arrives at the shop to pick up Fiona. Ken decides not to pursue a discussion, and leaves for his meeting.
Back at the Corner Shop, Reg is on the telephone with someone, wondering if their "rendezvous" is still on. He chortles as he suggests that they might even crack open a "bottle of bubbly" to celebrate.
At the salon, Fiona is ready for her date with Steve, so calls out to Denise that she'll be leaving now. Denise emerges from the back of the shop looking pale and disoriented, and walks unsteadily toward the counter. Fiona looks on in alarm, wondering if she's alright, and Denise asks if Fiona would please call the doctor for her. As Fiona snatches up the telephone and frantically begins punching numbers, Denise lets out a scream of pain, crying "oh my God, here comes the baby!" Steve rushes forward and tries desperately to help Denise as she slowly collapses, a look of terror on his face.
Update written by: HEATHER MORLAN
Written by: ADELE ROSE Directed by: MICHAEL KERRIGAN and MERVYN CUMMING
Monday (3726, Monday 18 July 1994)
Tuesday (3727, Wednesday 20 July 1994)
More ups and downs than a Blackpool roller coaster in this episode - plus a surprise ending!
It is morning at Des' and Steve is standing in the living room staring out of the window. He has the look of one who has landed firmly in the clover. As Des come downstairs, Steve asks him if he'll be wanting breakfast in bed in the mornings. "Not from you I don't," responds Des. Steve wants to know what is wrong with him. "No, offence. I just don't want you in my bedroom." Steve thinks that Des has mistaken him for someone who rides on the bus but Des explains that he just doesn't like conversation at the crack of dawn. Steve says he understands and then proceeds to try and engage Des in a conversation about Raquel and Tanya. "You had them both on a plate and they kicked you into touch. . ." Des reminds him again about his aversion to early morning chit chat. "I'm likely to turn violent." Steve shuts up - for about three seconds and then remarks on Jim passing by on his way to work. On enquiry, Des discovers that McDonald Jr. is not as diligent about work as McDonald Sr. Steve won't be going to work for an hour or so. "Good. You can give me a hand - out back," Des tells him.
In the Kabin, Maureen is leafing through a magazine. Rita is stood by re-arranging the shelves. Maureen asks her if she minds her looking. "Does it irritate you?" Rita assures her that she does not get irritated half as much as Mavis. Mavis protests. "It irritates you too! You call them lodgers." "Yes but I don't feel obliged to go and do a mini stock taking and take it out of their hands." Maureen assures them she will buy the magazine. Rita assures her not to worry. "You're a customer, not a lodger." Maureen admits that she is really trying to kill time. She explains that as soon as she goes in the shop Reg makes an excuse to go out. "I don't feel like going in at all." Rita advises her to take the day off. Maureen explains that is not the answer. "It's our shop and we should be there together." Rita asks her if that is what she really wants as some couples say they spend too much time together. Maureen beats around some more and then gets to the nub. "The point is what's he up to?" "Aaaahhhh," ntones Rita leaning forward. At this interesting point in the conversation the phone rings. As Mavis makes no move, Rita pointedly says, "Shall I get that?" and as Mavis still doesn't move, Rita has to. Mavis moves closer. "And what is he up to?" Maureen tells her she doesn't know. "But it's not coming in here and reading Practical Photography is it?" She slams the magazine down on the counter and rushes out. Rita returns from the back room. "She didn't buy it," Mavis tells her. Mavis is of the opinion the it must be very hard being married to someone like Reg Holdsworth. "Just a life full of horrible uncertainties!" Rita agrees. "Oh and that was your Derek. He's gone to Bury. He's not coming home for his dinner." Oh dear now Mavis has an uncertainty of her own to contemplate.
The horrible uncertainty known as Reg is stood at his counter reading the paper. Maureen appears scowling heavily. "You're stopping in," she snarls. Reg plays innocent and protests he is reading the paper. "You're not stepping foot outside that door," Maureen is adamant. Regs plays the mimic. He tells her she sounds just like his mother did when he broke the bathroom window forty years ago. Reg does his best panto dame voice, "You're not stepping foot outside that door!" Maureen holds firm and tells him he is not going out and she means it. Reg tells her they need change. "I'll get it," Maureen holds on. "Dental appointment at two." Maureen loses it. "Liar!" she screams before she realizes Reg is yanking her chain. He tries to mollify her. "Any one would think you didn't trust me. . ." Maureen tells him she knows very well he is up to something. "And you won't tell me what it is!" Reg says he doesn't want to say anything until he is sure. "It could be the making of us," he cajoles her "And it could be this afternoon, really. So I'll just slip out for a couple of hours . . Maureen breaks free with a cry of exasperation . ."I could be in a position to tell you," Reg trails off as Maureen runs into the stock-room. Reg sighs heavily.
The outside job Des had for Steve was not in the back yard but the front. Presumably the sign was in the back yard and now they have just finished erecting it. Steve tells Des it looks horrible and will put people off from buying the place. Yes, it's a For Sale sign. It must be the same sign from the last time Des tried to sell his house. Des reminds Steve that sitting tenants don't do much for house sales either. "What do you suggest I do about that?" Steve says nothing.
In a Blackpool boarding house a full-fledged mid life crisis is being played out among the breakfast dishes. The crisis is Lester's. "You reach a certain age."(sigh) "The future looms". (heavy sigh) Vera tells Lester not to be sad. "I'ts my last day." Lester tells her this is why he is sad. "We'll see each other again." Lester has doubts. "If it's meant," Vera tells him. Lester doesn't want to trust to luck. "We have to make sure we see each other again." Lester starts a flight of fancy about 'the golden passage of the twilight years' and a bungalow in Filey. . . . Vera has to bring him back to earth. "Lester! I've got a home. I've got a grandson. I've got a husband, with a loft full of pigeons . ." "And I have a fireside with an empty chair," says Lester sadly. Vera tries to convince him he won't always be alone. Lester has to go as he's meeting the boss at ten o'clock. "They want me to stay on for another six weeks. Well, if the money's right. I've got to educate these people. They don't get Lester Fontayne for the price of a pie and peas supper!" Vera tells him what a lovely name Lester Fontayne is, compared to her Jack's erstwhile stage name Vince St. Clair. "It never suited him." Lester tells her,"The motto is 'Let the name suit the man'." He nuzzles her ear. "Meanwhile, think about Filey, the future, me," he urges. He leaves, telling Vera he will see her at the bus depot at dinner time. As Lester leaves the breakfast room, Doreen Horton arrives with Tommy for Vera's last outing with her grandson before going home. Vera tells him they will go to the beach and she will buy him a special treat. "Was that Lester Fountain I saw going out?" asks Doreen. "Fonteyn," corrects Vera gently in a dreamy voice. "And did he have the kipper?" asks Doreen tartly, looking at the breakfast plates.
Ken approaches Denise's hospital bed like a man walking on egg-shells. She opens her eyes and he gives her a kiss. Denise is drugged up and ready for the operating theatre. She tells Ken she is going to have a D&C. She tells him she's not sure what it stands for but it's a clean out. They both break into tears. "I'm so sorry," Ken cries as he hugs her tightly. "So sorry!"
Deirdre and Sally are conversing in the Corner Shop while Reg looks on earwigging. Deirdre wants to know if Sally saw Vera while she was in Blackpool. Sally is evasive. "Well it's big place," she says. Deirdre is of the opinion that some one with Vera's quality of decibels would be as obvious as the Blackpool Tower. "Blackpool? Blackpool?" says Reg. "Now where is that? I think I've heard of it." Sally and Deirdre look puzzled at this intrusion. "You know where Blackpool is," says Sally. Maureen looks up from polishing the counter show-case and explains that Reg is being sarcastic. "Oh yes! I remember. It's somewhere out there." Reg waves his hand towards the door. "Beyond these four walls. Outside. It's merely a concept to me. I haven't been able to sample it in person." he explains to his mystyfied customers. Maureen explains that Reg has spent three quarters of his time outside the shop this week and that she has put her foot down. Reg explains (to an increasingly amused Deirdre and Sally) that his wife does not understand what is entailed in running a shop. Maureen then airs her own grievance about Reg's understanding that wife = assistant. They inevitable climax of these proceedings arrives and Maureen flounces into the back room with Reg running after her. Deirdre and Sally by now are laughing openly. "All that, just because I mentioned Blackpool," says Deirdre over the din of the off-stage argument. "I should try Leeds and Bradford - could divorce them!"
It's separate tables for Emily and Liz at Jim's Café. They are making small talk and the subject of the conversation is Deirdre's vacation. They both agree she seems to have have a good time. Liz remarks that it seems to have put some colour in Deirdre's cheeks. "And a sparkle in her eye. Have you seen the photographs?" says Emily smiling. Liz cagily admits she has. Liz supposes a Moroccan holiday wouldn't be to Emily's taste. Emily tells her she thinks she's grown beyond the sort of holiday Deirdre's just had. Liz's face shows she is wondering how much Emily knows. "I'd have thought it more to your taste." Liz is shocked. "Emily, I'm a married woman." Now Emily is confused. "Oh I wasn't suggesting . ."Liz tells her she didn't think she was. "It's just that I couldn't take a holiday, on my own, being married." Emily agrees. They both digest the exchange. How much does the other know? Emily breaks that awkward silence, "He's a waiter, I believe." Liz smiles. "Shall I get two more teas and I'll come and join you!" As she gets to the counter Mike arrives waving a letter. "I've had another of those letters," he tells Alma, "and they're demanding more this time!" Alma asks if he means the ones from the Spanish Government. Liz asks him what he has to do with the Spanish Government. Mike explains he owns a scruffy piece of land there and they want to tax him on it. Not that he's ever made a peseta on it. He admits it was a bad investment. (This is the land which he was conned into buying by Robert Preston who made him think he was getting a bargain. Mike was trying to con Robert and got burned himself) Liz wants to know what the tax is for but Mike doesn't know because the letter is in Spanish. He can read the figures though and tells her that they are asking 14 million pesetas which is about £70,000. Liz asks him what he's going to do about it. Mikes answer is to screw the letter into a ball and bin it. Liz returns to Emily with the teas. "So, talking of overseas investments. . ."
At Blackpool Bus Depot Vera is sat waiting for Lester. She looks anxiously about her. Lester appears carrying a bag and also looking anxious. They spot one another and Lester rushes up and grabs her hand. "I need some clean air in my lungs. Come to Filey!" Vera wants to know what has happened. Lester tells her he's been dealing with lickspittals. "They don't know talent hen they see it! The number of time I've topped the bill in this town . . . I've debased myself calling his bingo . . ." Vera gathers from this he's been sacked. Lester doesn't answer her but points across the courtyard to a waiting bus. "Look! Filey! Some things were meant to be. You and me, Vera. Together, in the future! In the sunset! (Of course they won't be watching the sunset over the sea in Filey. It's on the East coast. Lots of bracing air though. Straight from Russia.) Lester grabs Vera and the weird yellow stuffed toy she is clutching and propels her half-way to the Filey bus before she realizes she hasn't got her case. She breaks free and starts to run towards the case. Then she slows to a walk. What is she doing?
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We rejoin the star-crossed lovers at the bus station. Lester is sitting in a crumpled heap on the steps of the Filey bus. He despondently accepts the hot drink Vera has bought him. "I was something to be reckoned with Vera. I was a star." Vera bites her lip and says nothing. Then she pecks him on the cheek. "Good luck. Do well in Filey." Vera gathers up her bags and the stuffed toy and walks away. Then she turns. "You'll always be a star to me, Lester." That said she walks quickly away towards the bus for Weatherfield. Lester picks up his things. It's the last call for Filey and Weatherfield. He gets on his bus. Vera has already boarded her bus and has taken a back seat. She looks forlornly out of the back window and waves to Lester as her bus departs.
In the Rovers Tanya asks Raquel if she has looked down the street recently. She informs Raquel that Des' house is up for sale. Raquel replies that it means nothing. "It were up for a year and nothing happened." (House sales at this time in Britain, especially in the North, were at an all time low. Thousands of homes were for sale and nearly every street was festooned with For Sale signs. Coronation Street was remarkably free of the phenomenon.) Raquel tells Tanya if anyone goes it won't be him. "What's that supposed to mean?" demands Tanya. "Is that a threat?" Across the bar Ken is expressing his thanks in the time-honoured manner to Fiona and Steve for getting Denise to hospital so quickly. "I think I owe you two a drink." Fiona wants to visit Denise and let her know what she has done about the salon appointments. Ken tells her that tonight will not be a good time as Denise will still be groggy from her procedure. He doesn't want her bothered by anything to to with the business. "Tonight's going to be very difficult for Denise one way and another," he tells her. "Good," says Steve to Fiona. "We can go clubbing."
Raquel has called round to see Curly. She tells him she is going away. She has tried to stick it out and face Tanya every day but she doesn't feel any better. "I still want to crawl into a hole and die." Curly can think only in platitudes. "Well, time is a great healer." Raquel tells him to shut up. "Sorry," Curly regrets the trite remark. Raquel tells him she isn't brave and now that Des is back. . . Curly interrupts saying he'd like to smash Des' windows. Raquel deters him from this action but thanks him for his loyalty. Curly can't see how Des could do what he did to Raquel. "Cos he's a man." Raquel says in the manner of one who ould expect nothing less. Curly angrily tells her, "We're not all like that!" Raquel tells Curly she is going to Brighton to continue with her modelling course. Curly hopes she is not getting ripped off but she tells him if she enjoys the course and it's worth it to her it's not a rip-off. There is the sound of door banging outside. Raquel jumps. "Whose that?" Curly tells her not to worry. "It's only Andy." Raquel looks relieved. The door opens and Andy appears. "Someone to see you," he says to Raquel and ushers in - Des.
Someone else is trying to get through a door. Rita is banging on the door of the Corner Shop which is locked. Maureen wants to know what she wants. "A jar of coffee. What's the panic?" Maureen tells her she has closed up for the day. "It says here you're open while eight," Rita protests. Maureen relents. But only because it's Rita. "I'm honoured," says Rita drily as she walks in and gets her coffee while Maureen pours out her troubles. "I'm tired of being his skivvy. I'm stuck here all day - like Patience on a monument. . " It seems Reg has managed to sneak out while Maureen was in the stock-room. "I didn't even hear the door lose." Rita doesn't really hear any of this sorry tale. She grabs her coffee, sticks money into Maureen's hand and is off out of the door. Maureen hears the door open again and looks up. Reg has appeared with his jacket lapel pulled over the lower half of his face. He looks around as if he is being followed. "Drop zat rolling pin and all will be reveeeled!" he says in a mock French accent. He chuckles to himself. Maureen says nothing but she sighs.
Des wants Curly to leave but Raquel says she wants him to stay. Curly sits down and keeps his head down. "Alright," says Des. "I don't want anything, I'm not offering anything and I'm not suggesting anything. I just want to apologize. I hope you can accept that." Raquel tells him she cannot. She tells him that he lied, and cheated and deceived her. "You went from my bed to hers and back to mine. It'll years before I an can forget that!" She will not forgive either. Raquel tells him that he has hurt her very deeply but she will get over it - one day. "But you! You've not faith, no honour and you've to live with yourself your whole life through! Well I know who I'd rather be!" Des looks very chastened. "Your so wrong Raquel . ." but she cuts him off. "No Des." Curly stands up. He's had enough. "Get out Des." Des goes. Raquel is shaking now it is over. Curly puts his arms around her as she weeps.
Reg comes out of the back room with bottle and glasses in hand. Maureen declines is offer to sit down. "I want to stand and chuck things!" Reg ignores this and pour two glasses. "By rights this should be champagne. . ." Maureen demands to know what is going on. Reg admits he is fed up of the shop, fed up with serving and fed up with the customers. "And I'm fed up of running the place on my own!" "Well, help is at hand." says Reg smoothly. "Cheers!" Maureen declines the cheap plonk. Reg tells her he has been seeing Eric Firman (of Firman's Freezers). Maureen is not impressed. Reg tells her that by getting Ken out of the flat upstairs he has "released the potential of the site." Maureen is aghast. "Selling? Are you mad? What do we do for a living?" Reg tells her that today he was offered a top management job to run Eric's freezer business. Maureen is incensed. Reg has done all this behind her back and presented it as a fait accompli. She can hardly believe he has not discussed this important decision with her. Reg tells her he didn't see any point in discussions. He raises his glass. "Estate agent tomorrow and here's to new life!" Maureen is speechless. Mother was right - again.
The bus stops at the top of the street and Vera and her the strange yellow stuffed thing alight. She looks around. Yes this is right. All the familiar sights. The cobbles, the viaduct, the Holdsworths rowing outside the Corner Shop. Yes this is Coronation Street. Vera puts her key in the lock and pauses before opening the door. Yes, this is home. She calls out to Jack as she enters.
At Weatherfield General a nurse is propping up Denise's pillows in readiness for her visitor. Ken arrives. "You look better than I expected. How did it go?" Denise answers, "Fine". "So when did you recover consciousness?" Denise tells him she didn't have a D&C. "Oh No? Good. That is good isn't it?" Ken wonders. "Do you believe in miracles?" asks Denise. Ken is puzzled "Why?" Denise tells him they gave her a scan first. "There's another baby." Ken can hardly believe it. They fall sobbing, into each other's arms.
Update written by Libby Seekings
Lester Fonteyn DAVID ROSS Doreen Horton ANNIE
RAITT
Written by STEPHEN MALLATRATT Directed by MICHAEL KERRIGAN &
MERVYN CUMMING
Wednesday (3728 Friday 22 July 1994)
Thursday (3729, Monday 25 July 1994)
Friday (3730, Wednesday 27 July 1994)
The For Sale sign goes up over the corner shop. Steve observes with a snarky comment about the brief tenancy and then discovers "Closed" signs on the Salon as well. Has the whole Street gone barmy? He enters the Salon to see what's going to happen to Fiona who rushes in behind him. She's full of excitement after a visit with Denise last night. The two of them have hatched a plan and they're going to rent a chair to another stylist. Best of both worlds. Denise knows someone who may be interested so no need to close the Salon.
Reg and Maureen bicker - again. She's in a right bink up about him selling the shop leaving her to keep things ticking over on her own. In between slings and arrows, Maureen serves Des and Audrey comes in, anxious about the sign. Reg (the rat) scurries out to avoid any further angst (deserting the sinking ship, Maureen points out).
Andy and Curly are about to get in the car, festooned with an L plate. (Andy's learning to drive). Andy's going to drive but Curly holds him off while he observes Des and Tanya talking outside of the pub. If he could hear what they're discussing, he'd hear Des accusing Tanya of telling lies to everyone about him. Blackmail, forcing her into everything. She plays it cool and tells him a few home truths. His idea of them trying to find a way to be together, what was why he burst into her flat in the middle of the night with Raquel two steps behind him, was it? She would have handled Alex. He (Des) was the one that blew it all when he came crashing through the door and it was every man for himself after that. She turns away and Curly, satisfied that Des seems to have been suitably told, allows Andy to drive away.
Vera listlessly decides to run across to the Kabin for fags. Jack, busy with the racing form, suggests she could lend him . . . but he thinks the better of asking. Still , Vera, still suffering her own private guilty conscience, hands him a tenner but if he wins, she wants half and she leaves for the door.
Gail is either letting cool air in or warm air out of the café door. Lady Muck, the Mayoress, sniffs over her three whole hours in the salon, a disaster with Ken acting like he owned the place and that Fiona, not the easiest person to get along with. Alma and Gail ask when Denise is due home (today) and they discuss the shop's fate. The discussion ensues with Audrey judgmentally deeming Denise's lack of foresight getting herself into that state in the first place. Mike puts his two pennies in and leaves Audrey to break the news about Reg selling the shop. Alma and Gail tease Audrey wondering if Alf will put in a bid. That clearly hadn't occurred to Audrey!
In the Kabin, Liz, Vera and Rita chat about their lot in life where their unexciting jobs are concerned. After Liz leaves, Vera again spins the story about Lester being an old friend of Jack's with a wife in the crowd and there was nowt going on but can Rita not say anything to Jack? Rita assures her with a wink that she was never going to. Vera goes away happy. (this scene actually occurred in the middle of the next two but I didn't have the heart to break it up)
Jack is still marking the racing form for possibilities when his pen runs out of ink. He goes searching and you can see what's coming, can't you. I hold my breath and sure enough, he dumps out the contents of Vera's purse and finds the Tunnel of Love photo of Vera and Lester. Jack's world seems to stop. Only the cooing of the pigeons is audible from the back yard as Jack lays the photo down on the table and removes his glasses, looking as if all the wind has been knocked out of him . He hears the door open and snatches up the photo again, turning his back on Vera for the moment as she witters on about how nice Rita is really. The smile is swiftly wiped from her face and she sinks into a chair when Jack reveals the photo in his hand. That's him, isn't it, the fella she fancied 4 years ago in Wales? Vera launches in to defense mode, and wails that it isn't how it seems, she bumped into Lester by accident! Honest, Jack, she whines. She makes it sound very innocuous but Jack doesn't believe a word. He knows when she's lying. She protests that she didn't tell him because she know what he would think. Oh, he's thought all right. He's had enough time to think himself into quite a state of anger, betrayal and indignation. What Jack is angriest about is that he believes that Vera has been seeing Lester all this time and planned this meeting in Blackpool, using their grandson as an excuse. The perfect excuse that she knew he'd believe. The evidence is right there! And then she had the brass neck to ask if he minded that she stayed over a few extra days. Vera knows he's got part of it wrong (and at least part of it right) but he's not buying any of it. He knows he's not been perfect but has never stooped so low as to use a child. Vera steadfastly maintains she never planned the meeting and never used Tommy to see Lester (oh yes she did!). Seeing it's futile, she throws it in Jack's face that Lester wanted her to run away with him, hoping Jack would realize what it meant that she returned to him instead. This only fuels the fire. How could Lester ask her to run away if they hadn't seen each other for 4 years and ran into each other by accident??? (Yes if I was in Jack's shoes, I'd find it illogical too) Well, she should have gone. Jack tells her with his voice painfully angry, dripping with pain, he doesn't want her in his house wishing she were somewhere else. Vera is reduced to futile wails of protest by now and Jack is disgusted and hurt and refuses to believe her, tossing the photo down as evidence.
We switch to the Rovers (this would be later, after the UK halftime break). Alf joins Audrey and Jack's head is heavy in his hand as he listens to Don lay further roadwork that will lead to Ivy leaving him for good. Let her go, Jack mumbles disconsolately, when they let women go on their own, they're not to be trusted is his bitter conclusion. He turns his back on a surprised Don all the while musing that perhaps there really isn't anything they can do. Audrey tells Alf the shop is back on the market and she wants to make sure he is not going to buy it back.
Ken and Denise arrive home in a taxi. Denise declines Ken's offer to let her recuperate in his flat.
Vera arrives in the pub, she must have been working the late shift and anyway she was too upset so she came home early. Jack reluctantly comes over when she calls to him and she asks him to come home to talk it out some more. He signs and gestures to betty that he has to step out and they head home to hash it out.
In the Salon, Denise is feeling fragile but chafing a bit under Ken's mother hen clucking.
Over at No.9 Vera shocks Jack with the admission that Lester was staying at the same B&B. D'you think he's stupid, Jack bellows! He concedes that she has had no contact over the last few years but refuses to believe it was just a bit of fun, not with them staying in the same digs. Vera regrets not telling Jack when she called for an extension (well, would you tell your partner you were staying on to flirt or worse with an old flame?) She gets defensive when he again accuses her of using Tommy and points out all the times she's had to forgive and forget. One woman after another and she could name them too. Jack looks distinctly uncomfortable now. All those times, a nd she's only asking him to forgive her once! That's different, Jack blusters, even if he has .. er .. flirted with the odd one, he's never carried their photograph around. Vera insists she was going to throw it away so Jack sits and watches her tear it up. What else can she do, Vera begs. Just leave it, Jack sighs, and goes back to work, not about to get over it that quickly.
Sally's in the corner shop talking to Maureen about the shop. She leaves as Reg returns. They bicker a bit more with Reg smugly cracking on "what are you and your mother going to do? Run it together?" as if it were the least likely thing in the world. Thank you Reg, Maureen is dangerously calm, What a wonderful idea!
Vera enters the pub. Betty calls Jack over but he declines Vera's offer to buy him a drink. Reg and Maureen arrive in full throttle. She's made her decision. She owns half of the shop and refuses to sell. She and her mother are going to run the shop. He scoffs, they'll find out, it's beyond them! Oh, big mistake! Maureen turns right around and leaves again but he doesn't follow. He gets his drink and bellows that she's setting herself up! Back to Vera who's trying to persuade Jack to smile which would mean he's not angry anymore. He manages to stretch his mouth out enough to satisfy her but though he leaves her smiling and satisfied at the bar, his face drops as soon as he turns around.
Update written by: DIANE JOHNSTON
Written by: PETER WHALLEY Directed by: GARETH MORGAN
Monday (3731, Friday 29 July 1994)
Reg climbs down a ladder, having just retrieved the "For Sale" sign that was hanging above the shop. Emily has observed this, and inside the store asks Maureen about the change in plans. Maureen's response is that Reg has been "head-hunted" for a highly-placed executive position as a frozen food specialist. Maud snorts that Maureen has a tendency to "dress things up" -- Reg is actually going to be the manager of a cash and carry. As Maureen glowers at her mother, Emily finds the whole thing a bit embarrassing, so quickly takes her leave, prompting Maureen to have a go at her mom for blabbing their business to everyone. Maud is unruffled, and tells her daughter that as far as she's concerned, they'll do better in the shop without having Reg around -- "he scares the customers away."
Down the street, Denise is having a hissy fit over how "filthy" the salon is, moaning that she can't be away for even a few days without the place going to hell in a hand-basket. Ken informs her that he's far more concerned about the baby and the state of her health, and demands that she sit down while he gets a mop and bucket. Seconds later, Jon Welch, the new hairdresser who is renting a chair from Denise, rushes into the shop. He immediately apologizes for being late, blaming the traffic, but Denise dismisses his excuses, given that he's working for himself. She introduces him to her "lovely assistant" Fiona, who immediately flutters her eyelashes in Jon's general direction.
At the Barnes' residence, Steve is doing his best to convince Des that he won't solve any problems by selling his house, and thinks he'd be better off staying put. Des sarcastically thanks Steve for his concern, since he knows Steve is thinking only of himself and of where he would live if the house does sell. Steve reminds Des that for the moment, his rent money is the only income Des has, but Des is confident that he's going to win a hefty settlement in his case against Alex for unfair dismissal. Steve wonders if the case is a good idea, since it will put all of Des' dirty laundry on display for the general public, but Des doesn't seem to care anymore.
Across the cobbles, Bet has just come downstairs after checking on Vicky, and remarks to Charlie that she's sleeping in and probably needs the rest after all her school exams. Charlie is tucking into a big English breakfast, and Bet tells him how good it is to see him eating -- it always makes her happy to see a man enjoying his food. Charlie laughs that it's easy when he's having the best breakfast in all of England, and he should know. He's eaten in hundreds of places while out on the road. In fact, he thinks Bet's breakfasts are so good that she ought to consider renting out the extra bedrooms and advertising the place as a bed and breakfast. Bet nixes the idea on the grounds that it would represent a lot of extra work. She makes a point of telling Charlie how grateful she is for his extra help over the past few days, especially since Raquel has been away. Charlie is only too happy to help out, but he has the impression that Jack isn't best pleased. "Leave him to me" smiles Bet. Charlie admits that he's really been enjoying the work behind the bar; he gets tired of hauling back and forth and spending so much time on the road, and now he's actually thinking about selling his rig.
At Jim's Cafe, Mike is mystified as to why his cell phone won't work, and even wonders if it has something to do with the cafe. Alma brings him a cup of coffee and a plate, on which is resting an unopened letter with a Spanish postmark. Mike groans that her idea of a joke isn't funny, but Alma wants him to deal with the problem, whatever it is. Mike gets up to leave, and when Alma asks if he's going to eat something first, he tells her he's just lost his appetite.
Back at the Rovers Return, Vicky is up and asking Bet if Charlie is now living there full-time. Bet replies that he's only staying until he gets his rig back. Vicky asks a few more leading questions about their sleeping arrangements, prompting Bet to remind her that it's rude to pry. Charlie comes into the room, after having changed a barrel, and asks Vicky about her vacation plans. She rhymes off some of the possibilities, including seeing her friend Bridget, visiting her grand-dad, and going to Kenilworth to spend some time with her boyfriend. Charlie remembers that he has a load to deliver to Kenilworth, and offers to take Vicky along with him. Vicky says she can easily take the train, but when Charlie insists that it won't be any problem for him to take her, Vicky reluctantly accepts.
Jon Welch is busy tending to the beauty needs of one of his customers while Fiona picks his brains and generally gushes over him. She wants to know how long he's been in the hair-dressing business (twelve years), and doesn't understand why he's renting space, since it's been her dream to own her own salon. He tells her that he used to have his own shop, but prefers renting a chair, since it frees him up from all the hassles of ownership. As Fiona continues her flirtatious interrogation, Steve arrives. Fiona isn't terribly interested in his invitation to meet him at lunch for a few drinks until she extracts a promise that he'll pay for them. Steve asks about the new bloke, and Fiona makes it clear that she thinks Jon is incredibly interesting and charming.
Alma finds Mike at a table in the Rovers Return and accuses him of hiding something from her. Mike claims that he doesn't know what she's talking about, but Alma can tell that there's something amiss, and asks if it has anything to do with the land he owns in Spain. Mike comes clean and admits that he may have to sell M.V.B. Motors. In fact, he may have to sell everything. His bank manager called and informed him that he has become a credit risk, so if he doesn't settle all his outstanding bills immediately, the bank will slap a bankruptcy notice on him. To make their point, they even bounced a cheque on him, which is why his cell phone no longer works. His service was cut off.
At a nearby table, Fiona petulantly informs Steve that she doesn't want to go to the race track with him that night. Steve tries to tell her that once she gets there, she'll get caught up in things and really enjoy herself, but Fiona dismisses him by stating that she hates racing. Steve accuses her of only wanting to rush back to work so she can spend more time with Jon.
Behind the bar, Vicky tries to tell Bet that there's really no need for Charlie to drive her to Kenilworth. Bet wonders if Vicky would be embarrassed to arrive at her boyfriend's house in a big rig but Vicky says that isn't the case. Bet insists that Charlie wouldn't have made the offer if it were an inconvenience. Staring at Fiona and Steve, Vicky asks if Steve is going out with "that girl." Bet admits that she's seen them together on a few occasions, and Vicky comments that she (Fiona) doesn't appear to be particularly happy. Bet reminds her that she didn't look particularly happy either whenever she was with Steve.
Mike is on his third drink, to Alma's dismay. She admits to being surprised by the mess he's in, since she had no idea that anything was wrong. Mike claims that you have to pretend you're doing well if you're going to be a successful businessman. The thing that really upsets him is that he only owes a "few lousy grand," but the bank has decided to really dig its heels in.
At the Corner Shop, Reg and Maureen are having another argument over her decision to keep the shop and continue to run it. Maureen insists that it's a good little money-maker, and that it was Reg who turned his back on the business. Reg admits that's true, and now he wants Maureen to do the same thing. There is no resolution as the two go around and around on the same theme.
It's obviously dinner time, because Des is in the process of cutting a pizza and asking Steve if he has any plans for the evening. Steve admits that he won't be seeing Fiona that night, and then goes off to answer the knock at the door. He calls Des, who comes into the living room to find that his visitor is Alex Christie.
Mike and Alma have retired to the Cafe, where they are trying desperately to translate the letter with the help of a Spanish/English Dictionary. After trying to find the meaning of some of the words, Mike moans that he can't make heads nor tails of it, but is convinced that it's a demand for money. Alma suggests that they try to pick out key words, but they quickly learn that one of those words means "to surcharge."
Angry words are being exchanged in Des' living room, as Alex accuses him of "getting back" at him by bringing the unfair dismissal case against him. Des insists that he was a good manager, but Alex disagrees, remembering only that Des made mistakes cashing out, and had a tendency to leave early when he felt like it. Des knows these are false accusations, because Alex wouldn't have employed him for so many years if he were such a poor employee, but Alex thinks he can prove that Des' performance was in a decline before he was fired. "I'll see you in court," Des snarls. Alex informs Des that he'll never get another job in a bookie shop, and Des reminds him that it should be quite an embarrassment to Val when the whole sordid story is revealed at a tribunal. Alex loses his temper when he hears that, and lunges at Des, who quickly calls upon Steve to be a witness to any fisticuffs. Alex warns Des to drop the case, or "face the consequences."
Back at the pub, Emily tells Mavis and Rita about the art class she attended on Monday. Mavis sniffs that she might have attended it too, has she known, but Emily reminds her that when she was invited to join the choir, she wasn't interested. Mavis insists that there's a huge difference between singing in a choir and art classes. Emily rolls her eyes and suggests that Mavis accompany her to the next class, since she's sure there's still space for another student. Ah, but Mavis won't be there the following Monday, as she and Derek are escaping to the countryside for a holiday.
Behind the bar, Bet thanks Charlie for offering to give Vicky a lift to Kenilworth. Charlie confesses that he wasn't actually planning to be driving in that direction, and in fact, he'll be going out of his way, but he made the offer because he felt it was better to know that Vicky got there safely.
Alma and Mike have returned to the Rovers, and Mike is now wondering how Maggie will react when she learns that she'll have to take Mark out of his private school. Alma is still trying to decipher the letter, and as she reads one of the words out loud, Charlie (who is collecting glasses) corrects her pronunciation. It turns out he's quite fluent in Spanish, having spent many days driving across Spain, so Alma asks him to help with a translation. Mike, however, insists that Alma is only trying to do her Spanish homework, making it clear that he doesn't want Charlie to see the letter. When Charlie leaves, Alma tells Mike he was stupid for not taking advantage of the situation, but Mike insists that he doesn't want all of Weatherfield knowing about his financial problems.
Back at Des' place, Steve is wondering what Alex meant when he said Des would have to "face the consequences." Des shrugs the whole thing off by saying that Alex knows he's going to lose the case, so he went around to Des' place, "shouting the odds." Steve hopes for Des' sake that things are going to be that straightforward, and Des' confidence suddenly seems a bit shaken.
Mike has changed his mind, and Charlie is now sitting in the same booth, going over the letter. He tells Mike that, according to the letter, he was invited to a meeting on June 23, which he didn't attend. On June 25, plans to move a highway were ratified, and now the government wants to expropriate his land. Mike blusters that they can't do that -- he paid good money for that land -- but Charlie tells him to calm down as he goes on to read that "compensation will be paid at seven million pesetas per acre." Mike grabs the letter from Charlie and does some quick math in his head. Then he laughs like the man on death row who's just received a reprieve. "I thought it was a tax demand," he tells Charlie, "but they're going to give me seventy thousand quid!
Update written by: HEATHER MORLAN
Jon Welch: DAVID MICHAELS
Written by: MARK WADLOW Directed by: MERVYN CUMMING
Tuesday (3732, Monday 1 August 1994)
Mavis is packing Scotch eggs ready for a picnic,while Derek rummages under the stairs for a groundsheet. He doesn't find the groundsheet but he does find his old Frisbee. He tells Mavis that they will take it with them on their day out. Derek is in a playful mood. He tells Mavis that today they will both be eighteen again, carefree and young at heart. He goes upstairs to look for the groundsheet (and possibly his old cricket bat). The phone starts to ring. "If that's for me, I'm out," he calls from the stairs. Mavis answers. Her tone tells us immediately that the caller is unwelcome. Mavis is trying to make excuses as per instructions but Derek, who is half-way up the stairs wants to know who it is. Mavis mouths, "Angela." On lip-reading this, Derek rushes down the stairs and grabs the phone out of Mavis' hand. We,like Mavis only hear one side of the conversation, but it seems Angela needs Derek for something and requires his presence on his day off.
Des examines his mail. "Bills?" enquires Steve. Des nods. "No love letters for you and no letter bombs for me," he replies. Steve tells him not to joke about such things. "I thought you weren't going to let him rattle you?" Des says he isn't. Steve asks Des if he is still going ahead with the tribunal for wrongful dismissal. Des answers, "Yes. Even if he does set his Rottweilers on me."
At Chez Wilton, Derek has capitulated. "Well of course I understand, Angela. In about an hour then?" Mavis raises her eyes and sighs. "I'm sorry, Mavis!" Mavis doesn't think Derek is at all sorry. She mimics his conversation with 'Angela Dearest'. "I did not say Dearest!" protests Derek. Mavis tells him he might just as well have. She is surprised he wasn't grovelling on his hands and knees. "She is my boss," reminds Derek. "And your ex-wife! Which she isn't likely to let any of us forget!" retorts Mavis. Derek tries to tell her he is as sorry about missing their day out as she is but Mavis doesn't buy it. "What does Her Highness want this time?" Derek spews some business guff about a high level think tank and counter optimum sales strategies. He tells Mavis it's very technical and she wouldn't understand. Mavis removes her pinny and picks up her coat. "Where are you going?" She tells him that since it appears she's been dumped she thought she would go and sell a few jelly babies. "But it's very technical. You wouldn't understand!" is her parting shot as she throws her pinny at him. In frustration Derek throws the Frisbee. Something in the kitchen crashes to the floor.
Deirdre is leaving her house with a letter in her hand. She sees Liz coming out of her front door and greets her. "Perfect timing! I was just going to thump on your door." Liz tells her she hopes Deirdre isn't going to try and get her to play hooky. Deirdre thinks this is not a bad idea but Liz is not tempted. "What's put a sparkle in your eye?" she asks. Deirdre holds up the letter. "Shamir?" "Yes," says Deirdre with a note of triumph. "You said he wouldn't write back!" Liz reminds her that she said not to be disappointed if he didn't write back. "Well he did. And what's more he wasn't embarrassed about the stuff I wrote." Liz wanders how far the "stuff" went. Deirdre tells her it was a bit mushy because she got carried away. "But he feels the same way!" she tells Liz excitedly. "In fact, I'm surprised the paper didn't catch fire!"
In the Café Gail is apprised of the news about the land in Spain. Audrey stands by putting her two pesetas in. Alma tells her that Mike isn't getting his hopes up until it's been looked at properly. Gail reminds her that so far it's only Charlie's word as to what the letter says. "We don't know well he speaks Spanish or if it's just his idea of a joke." Audrey wants to know if it's seventy or seventeen. "Because if it's pesetas that'll make a big difference." Alma tells her it's 40 million pesetas which is £70,000. Audrey shrieks as if it is her that this bounty is coming to. Gail and Alma try to calm her down. "Mike's going to a proper translation bureau to see if it's right," Gail tells her. "And even if it is, Mike was conned rotten on that deal, he's still lost money on it." Alma tells her. Audrey says if was her she'd be dancing on the tables by now. "Come on," says Audrey "it's cash you never expected to see again." Alma agrees. "It's heaven-sent right now, if it happens!" Alma crosses her fingers.
Mavis is telling Rita the latest in the Angela Chronicles. "Honestly! Rita. She treats him like a pet poodle." She asks Rita how she would like it if her husband was at the beck and call of another woman. Rita tells her she wouldn't. "If I had a husband," she adds drily. Mavis apologies for forgetting about other people's feelings. Rita tells her not to worry as nobody is a saint. "Except St. Emily here," she says as Emily enters to Kabin. "Who must be sanctified by now, putting up with Percy all these years!" Emily laughs and tells them that Percy's latest stunt was wanting to accompany her to her art class. "I trust you subtly disillusioned him?" Rita enquires. Emily did. "I told him there was no chance!"
Over at Coronation Street's other commercial hub, Maureen is checking that Maude is OK before she goes off to the Cash & Carry. Maude is assures her she will be fine as the breadman is unlikely to run off with her. "More's the pity," she observes remarking on the twinkle in his eye. Alf puts his head warily around the shop door and having made certain that Audrey is not on the premises he enters. He tells them he's been threatened with divorce if he's caught sniffing round the corner shop. "I think she's worried I might buy the place!" Of course Alf is sniffing round as he has seen that the for sale sign has gone. He is very surprised when Maureen tells him that she is going to run the place herself. But he is also pleased for her. Maureen tells him that Reg doesn't think she can run the place on her own. "I only hope they take me more seriously at the Cash & Carry." Maude remarks that Reg doesn't think any can do anything without him. "If he met God he'd tell him how to do his job right!" Alf laughs and tells Maureen that as long as she pays her bills the Cash & Carry won't mind if she's a green spotted Martian with two heads. He then suggests that he go with her to the wholesalers and show her the ropes. Maureen is delighted and accepts his offer.
Charlie is seated in the back room at the Rovers reading the paper. Vicky comes in (somewhat scantily clad for British August weather I thought) and tells Charlie that he doesn't have to worry about Wednesday as she can always go on the train. He tells her not to worry as it's all fixed and he will enjoy her company. Bet appears and gives him a kiss on the back of the head. "I am being molested again?" he jokes as Vicky leaves the room. Bet tells him it is more by way of a thank you. "For being such a poppet. With everyone, not just Vicky." Charlie tells her he just wants to make sure that Vicky gets to her destination. Bet tells him that she is in a tricky situation where Vicky is concerned. As she is not her guardian and has no status in the relationship she has to tread a fine line in handling Vicky. If she is too hard on her she'll will be off and Bet cannot stop her. Charlie thinks that Vicky knows she has her best interests at heart. Bet is more realistic. "How much weight does that carry, when your'e seventeen and the world is a great big shiny apple you can't wait to take a bite out of?" Charlie realizes she is talking from experience. She confides how she became pregnant at sixteen and her mother made her give the child away for adoption. "I don't want Vicky going through that." Charlie tells her she won't. "Not with you behind her."
Mike swaggers into the café with a big grin on his face. Alma and Gail are agog to know how he got on at the translators. "Evidently, Charlie knows his Spanish onions," he tells them. Alma gasps. "Does that mean we'll get the money?" Mike tells her they will get it - when they get there. He flashes the plane tickets under her nose. "How does sun, sea and sangria sound?" Alma thinks it sounds great until she hears they are going the day after tomorrow. "Doesn't give me much time to shop." Gail isn't thrilled either. "More to the point. It doesn't give me much time to find another pair of hands."
An unfamiliar face is reflected in the glass panel of Des' front door. Steve opens the door to the dark-haired stranger who asks for Des Barnes. "Sorry, wrong fella," says Steve warily. Steve tells the stranger he doesn't know where Des is. "But this is his pad?" Steve agrees, "When he's here." "I don't know what game you're playing, but I want a straight answer. Steve asks the man what it's about but he declines to say. "Then I can't help you," Steve makes to shut the door. "You ought to be more careful with who you're clever with, sonny," says the stranger menacingly before he walks away.
Liz has come round to Deirdre's to say her two dinars worth. She sees the writing pad on the table. "So, you're writing back then?" Deirdre tells her if she wants to makes a fool of herself it's her business. Liz tells her she doesn't want to see Deirdre getting hurt. She tells her that her holiday romance was a fantasy. "But now you're back in the real world." Don't I flaming well know it!" Deirdre sighs. Liz accepts that Deirdre has had a passionate love affair but tells her it is over and she can't let it take over her life. She is concerned that if Deirdre carries on writing that it will escalate into demands for money. "You don't even know him!" Deirdre is upset. Liz says she know the type and there's millions of them at these holiday resorts. "You think he's just a gigolo! Preying on stupid lonely women, like me. Go on say it!" Liz thinks she's said enough. She is concerned for Deirdre that is all. "You're right," she says "It's your business." Liz gets up and leaves. Deirdre turns to the writing pad and picks up the pen. But she is not in the mood and flings down her pen. Is Liz right?
Ken comes into the Kabin and Rita immediately enquires after Denise. Ken tells her that Denise is terrible. What he means is that she is champing at the bit to get back to work. "I've got to think of some way to keep her out of the salon," he jokes. Mike breezes in. On spotting Ken at the magazine rack he makes a crack about knitting patterns. He's come to buy sun-glasses supposedly, but on hearing the Kabin (A newsagent, stationery and greeting card shop) does not sell them he takes the opportunity to brag about his trip to Spain and his business deal. Especially as Ken is also there to hear. Actually because Ken was there. Having blown his own trumpet about his business acumen Mike flashes a grin, says "Adios amigos," and departs. Ken explains to Rita and Mavis that the performance was for his benefit. "Snotty little show-off!" says Rita, "He's worse than a child." She advises Ken not to let Mike get to him. Ken is philosophical. "He's got a few quid to look forward to. I've got a new child. Which would you prefer?" he asks as he goes out. The phone rings and Rita goes to answer it in the back room. It is Derek for Mavis but Mavis asks Rita to tell him she is busy. Rita does and comes back from the phone call with a message. Derek to be home early and will take Mavis for a meal or to the movies. Her choice. "I might just choose to be otherwise engaged!" say Mrs. Huffy.
Deirdre has made a decision. She is calling Shamir. She gets through but is told he is not there. Disappointed she puts the phone down. What next?
At the café Alma's mind is not on her work. She is mentally going through her wardrobe picking out the clothes she will take to Spain. It finally dawns on her that she and Gail are not on the same page about the holiday. "I thought you were chuffed for me?" Gail explains it's her on her own she's not so chuffed about. Alma says she's sorry. Gail assures her she can cope with the cooking. "What I need is a general skivvy- cum-dogsbody. . . Right on cue, Audrey walks through the door. . . "and I think I see one coming right now." The pair of them set about buttering Audrey up, praising her looks and her figure and how she stays so active until she says the magic words "Oh well, you know me I never like to be idle." "No?" Gail and Alma chorus.
Derek creeps into the house and is surprised to find Mavis sitting in the living room waiting for him. He did not expect her to be home so early. He tells her he will go and shower and change. "Informal was it, the top-level management think tank?" asks Mavis eyeing Derek's casual open necked shirt and cardie. Derek agrees they thought they would try a relaxed approach. "Very relaxed," sniffs Mavis Torquemada "You've got grass stains on your knees!" Derek compliments her on her observational prowess. Mavis wants to know what, exactly, Derek and Angela have been up to. "Frolicking alfresco? A touch of the Lady Chatterleys maybe?" shrills Mavis. Derek is too tired to fight the unexpected Inquisition. Holding his aching back, he confesses he has been mowing Angela's lawn. "All three and a half acres of it!" Mavis is gobsmacked. Derek explains that Angela is having a marquee put up for a charity event and the usual lawn-mower had dropped some shears on his foot. "So you cancelled our day out to go gardening for your ex-wife!" Mavis opines that Envirosphere was better than this. "At least you weren't in total slavery!" Derek tells her that Angela has no one else to turn to. Mavis is so cross at this remark she is speechless. She gathers up her coat and walks out. Derek is to tired to protest. He sighs and drags his aching carcass upstairs.
Liz and Deirdre are having a make up drink in the Rovers. "Thanks for not shoving my olive branch back in my face," says Deirdre. She admits Liz was right and that she needed bringing down to earth. Liz wants to know what changed her mind. Liz tells her she rang Morocco. "All I got was a massive phone bill and a frozen shoulder." She tells Liz that she spoke to one of Shamir's mates who kept her hanging on and finally came back and told her he wasn't there. Liz tries to soften the blow. "He could have been on his break." Deirdre has made her mind up that Shamir didn't want to talk to her. "Probably sick of daft women pestering him! No, I'm well off out of it. Put it down to holiday madness."
Emily is having a drink before going to her art class. She tells Betty it's Dutch courage. "I usually make an absolute fool of myself." Mavis rushes in looking for Rita. Bet reminds her that Rita had a Newsagent's do tonight. Mavis is somewhat flustered. "Oh I completely forgot!" Emily wants to know if anything is wrong. Mavis denies it. On hearing that Emily is about to set off for her art class she says, "Oh good. I'll come with you," and rushes to the door before Emily can finish her sherry.
Des comes home and is surprised to find Steve waiting for him. Steve tells him about the man who was asking for him. "What was his name?" asks Des. Steve tells him he didn't say. "But not the sort of bloke you'd like to meet in a dark alley. Des looks concerned. He wonders if he's a pal of Alex Christie's. "Well let's put it this way," answers Steve. "I don't think he's a pal of yours."
In the Rovers Bet sends Charlie over to an old man sitting in the bar. "Go and have a game of darts with him. His dog's just died. He doesn't know what to do with himself." Charlie goes willingly and Betty asks Bet if Charlie might be giving up the road. Bet tells her it's possible. "And would he be staying here permanently?" Bet answers, "It's on the cards." She wants to know if Betty is shocked but Betty says no. She tells Bet she should grab happiness where she can. Bet gives her a hug. "I wish I'd had a mother like you." Across the bar Vicky is chatting up Jon the new hairdresser in front of Fiona. Steve joins them. There is a little catty exchange between Vicky and Fiona before Vicky flounces off. Fiona does not hide her feelings about Vicky. "She can be a right little cat." She explains to Jon that Vicky was just using him to get to Steve because he had a thing with her once. "When he was into gym-slips." Steve tells her to back off. (At least I think that's what he said) Fiona wants to know why Steve has been such a misery all evening. He tells he he's worried about a mate. Vicky watches the trio from across the room.
Another woman sits on her own watching and waiting. Watching the TV in the dark actually. The phone rings. Deirdre points the remote at the TV and gets up to answer the phone. A pause. Yes she will accept the charges. It is Shamir. She tells him she is missing him too. "You don't know how much! In fact I wish you were here right now."
Update written by Libby Seekings
Jon Welch DAVID MICHAELS; Sean Skinner TERENCE
HILLYER*(first appearance)
Written by ADELE ROSE Directed by MERVYN CUMMING
Wednesday (3733 Wednesday 3 August 1994)
Thursday (3734, Friday 5 August 1994)
Mavis gains an admirer, Deirdre gets her money, and Des lands a job...
Mavis cuts some sandwiches as she dreams aloud about how wonderful it will be up in Saddleworth with her art class. Derek, dressed for work, tries to put a damper on Mavis' enthusiasm by saying rain is forecast. Undeterred, Mavis asks if he's sure that he doesn't want to go with her. "I've not the slightest interest in your amateur dabbling," Derek responds. He walks into the living room and plonks himself down onto the sofa to read the paper. "Come for the fresh air," Mavis persists, following him and perching on the back of the couch. Important businessman Derek insists that he can't, having "orders to process, people to call". A discussion about the state of the back garden ensues, with Mavis wondering why their lawn hasn't been mowed when Angela's has. Derek defends himself by reminding Mavis that the lawn mower is on the blink. No problem, borrow Angela's, is Mavis' suggestion. But Derek informs Mavis that Angela's lawn mower is also broken. It wasn't when he started mowing her lawn, but was by the time he finished. Mavis affectionately comments that Derek always seems to have a problem around mechanical objects, citing the lawn mower, car, and kettle plug as examples. She then makes one final stab at convincing Derek to spend the day with the art class, by saying that Derek is just like her -- an artist and a dreamer. Derek's response is that he's not interested in her pathetic attempt to express herself with a paintbrush. Mavis abruptly leaves, and Derek realizes that he went a bit too far.
Des has an early visitor -- Sean Skinner. Sean wants to know if Des is going to accept the position of manager at his Rosamund Street shop. Des has been making some inquiries, and has discovered why Sean doesn't like Alex Christie. Apparently, every time Sean tries to open a new betting shop, Alex objects to it. Sean says that Alex doesn't like the competition and he doesn't like Alex. He points out that Des doesn't like Alex either, or he wouldn't have thumped him. This last part is overheard by Steve, who pauses at the foot of the stairs, and then carries on into the kitchen. Sean offers Des the same salary he was getting off Alex, plus an extra tenner, and a rethink in three months. Des accepts and seals the deal with a handshake. Steve joins them and says it'll be good for him to have Des running the local bookies, prompting Des to tell Sean that he's already found him a new customer.
Alf is upset that Audrey is helping out at the cafe. Last week hairdressing and now this, he fumes as Audrey puts on her apron. "I need you as Mayor of Weatherfield, for support" he says, but Audrey ignores him. Gail suggests that he order breakfast to cheer himself up. Alf brightens, but Audrey vetoes his order and changes it to beans on toast. Nicky walks in, dejected because he can't go to Laser Crusader with a friend, due to lack of transport. Audrey offers a ride in Alf's limo, which is due to pick him up. Predictably, this doesn't go over well with Alf, who says the limo isn't a public taxi, but Audrey tells him that he should be able to enjoy a few perks as Mayor, otherwise what's the point of holding the position.
Charlie and Vicky arrive back at the Rovers. Vicky thinks Charlie should tell Bet about his impending court case, but since Vicky has no plans to come clean with Bet, Charlie says he's staying mum. Both claim they're keeping quiet so that Bet won't be worried. Their conversation is interrupted by a beaming Bet, who welcomes both of them back.
The amateur artists are settling in to begin their painting. Mavis has chosen a spot near Emily. A gentleman approaches and asks Mavis if she'd mind if he set up next to her. He eventually introduces himself -- Roger Crompton. He compliments Mavis on her easel and on her art work. Mr. Crompton is bitten by a bug, and girl guide Mavis offers him some insect repellant, evoking yet another compliment. Emily, fed up with all of Mavis' paraphernalia, comments that she doesn't know how artists like Monet managed to paint without folding chairs and insect repellant. "With a great deal of discomfort!" Mavis retorts. "And if they had these things, maybe their paintings would have been even better!". Emily winces.
At the salon, Jon finishes up Vicky's hair. He asks who she lives with that smokes, since he could smell smoke when she arrived. Vicky explains her relationship to Bet as Fiona sweeps the floor and listens. She leaves a large tip, prompting Jon to say that he could use more clients like her, not just for the tip, but also because of the hair and conversation. "Well, you know where I live," Vicky cheerfully replies, as Fiona and Steve, who has just walked in, look on. After Vicky leaves, Jon remarks that Vicky is a nice girl, and good looking. "But only a school kid, isn't she, Steve," Fiona says loudly. "Who?" Steve asks, to Fiona's disgust.
Back with our budding Renoirs, the art instructor peers at Emily's sketch and lets out a series of "yes, yes". Mavis' painting elicits a few words about "flow". Mr. Crompton's painting receives the comment, "very possible, in some ways, even more so". Mr. Crompton is puzzled by this, and Mavis explains that the instructor doesn't like to impose his artistic vision on anyone else, preferring them to user their natural talents. "But I want to be told what to do," Mr. Crompton says. Mavis offers to give him a few tips whenever she can. Mr. Crompton insists that she use his first name, Roger, and asks if he can call her Mavis, which he's heard Emily say. Mavis briefly looks uncomfortable, then agrees. Roger compliments her on her name, as Emily glances over with interest. Mavis suggests that Roger work from a light foreground to a dark background. Roger looks at Mavis' painting for an example, and yet more compliments are offered. "You're a very talented artist" he tells a smug Mavis.
Reg has invited Curly to the Rovers for a drink. A suspicious Curly wonders what Reg's ulterior motive is. Reg pleads innocence, but goes on to reveal that he's hoping an arrangement can be worked out between their two stores. Curly tells him to forget it.
Liz bumps into Andy while shopping and Andy wheedles an invitation for Sunday dinner. She then sees Deirdre, and is glad that they're still talking to each other. She explains to Deirdre that she'd gladly lend her the money if she thought there was any hope that she'd actually see the Moroccan chap in the flesh, but once Deirdre has sent the money, she'll probably never hear from him again. Deirdre doesn't believe that, and tells Liz that she plans to ask Emily Bishop to lend her the money. Liz says not to bank on it. She's sure Emily will see things her way and that nobody is going to lend Deirdre the money for the reason she wants it -- it would be like throwing the money into a fire.
In the cafe, Des tells Martin about his new job, and Martin is amazed that Des always manages to land on his feet. "Not where women are concerned," Des says. Gail wants Audrey to wash dishes, but Audrey refuses, worried about dishpan hands. Overhearing, Martin volunteers, which thrills Gail. Martin suggests that Des learn from his technique.
The art class is enjoying an outdoor drink at a local pub. Mavis and Roger are sharing a table and conversation. Emily thinks it's time to make a move, but Mavis waves her off, commenting that it's still early. Roger begs Mavis for more painting advice. Her response causes him to quote from a book, and he reveals that he's a librarian, but while he used to enjoy it, it's just been a job since his wife died. He says he took the art class to try to fill an empty space in his life but was ready to give it up that morning. However, thanks to Mavis, he now feels he may be getting somewhere. He calls Mavis "a giver" like his wife, and inquires if there is a Mr. Wilton. "Yes," replies Mavis, though her face shows that Mr. Wilton leaves a lot to be desired at the moment!
Back home, Derek is making a start on the garden by cutting the grass with garden shears!
Emily drops into Deirdre's, saying that she's just returned from the art trip later than expected, and Mr. Sugden had a message saying Deirdre wanted a word. Deirdre, saying "this is embarrassing", asks if Emily can lend her some money. "Is that all?" Emily smiles. "Will a cheque do? How much do you need?" "Will 300 quid be okay?" Deirdre asks. "No problem," Emily says. "I know how bills add up," she adds, as she writes the cheque. Deirdre agrees, keeping quiet about the real reason she wants the money.
Mavis pops into the corner shop, bursting with good cheer, and tells Maureen and Maude that she's been outside all day at Saddleworth Hills. "I've had beauty, conversation, and stimulation," Mavis trills, after describing how she felt while painting. Unimpressed, Maude asks her if she's going to buy anything. She buys a tin of baked beans, explaining that she expects "my husband will want feeding". Returning across the street, she finds Derek on his knees, just finishing the grass. He groans as he stands, his hand flying to his back. Mavis says there's beans on toast for supper. "We're not having beans on toast!" Derek exclaims. A retort dies on Mavis' lips as Derek says that it's all in hand. He's poached two salmon filets in a little white wine, with the potatoes just needing to be boiled. He apologizes for being dismissive of her painting hobby, and tells her she's the light of his life. They hug. Perhaps Mr. Wilton isn't so bad after all! The credits roll.
Sarah Ettritch (ettritch@home.com)
Sean Skinner - TERENCE HILLYER; Roger Crompton
- DONALD GEE; Jon Welch - DAVID MICHAELS Edwin Davis - IOAN MEREDITH
Written by - JOHN STEVENSON; Directed by - JOHN MICHAEL PHILLIPS
Friday (3735, Monday 8 August 1994)
Mavis and Derek are having breakfast, but Mavis seems to have gone into some sort of trance as she stares at Derek. He wonders if he's grown another head until Mavis explains that it's just the way the early light is hitting him. It's "fascinating" according to her, and she can see six or seven different shades of grey in his face. "Thanks very much!" Derek replies, but Mavis claims that it was a compliment, since Derek has "the perfect face -- just like a Rembrandt." Derek laughs and tells her she's taking her art class far too seriously.
Sean Skinner and Des stand outside the shop that will soon become Des' new place of employment. Des suggests he call the place "Skinner's Winners," but Don, who has overheard this remark, suggests something about getting "skint" in the place would be more appropriate. Still, Don thinks the shop will be a huge hit with the local residents, being only a few feet from the pub, and he wishes them both luck. Sean suggests that Des take him to the Rovers Return at lunch and introduce him to all the locals, but Des claims that he has to visit a few printers for estimates on their racing forms, so doesn't have the time. Sean is persistent, though, and wonders if they could get together in the pub later in the day, to which Des reluctantly agrees.
Tanya arrives for work, and finds Bet and Vicky still in their housecoats, while Charlie hasn't bothered to put on his shirt yet. Bet laughs that they obviously aren't ready for work, and as Tanya heads off to make a start in the bar, Bet decides she'd best get dressed for the day. After she leaves, Charlie asks "Tinker Bell" what her plans are for the day, but Vicky snipes that her pet name is "reserved" for Bet's use only, so she'd appreciate him not using it. Obviously a bit hurt by the rebuff, he asks her if she's told Bet the truth yet about her outing the other day. Vicky haughtily informs that she hasn't -- and wonders if he's told Bet about his speeding ticket.
As she gets ready to go to work, Deirdre happily tells Liz that Emily has loaned her the 300 pounds she needed for Samir's airfare. Liz wonders how Emily reacted when she learned why Deirdre wanted the money, and Deirdre admits that she didn't quite go into the whos or whys, so Emily is none the wiser. Meanwhile, the bank draft will be sent that morning, so "Samir is on his way." Liz looks doubtful.
Alf has stopped at the cafe for a cup of tea, and he and Audrey go over the name of the woman (Mrs. Jobson) they will be congratulating that afternoon on her 100th birthday. Nicky can't quite comprehend anyone being that old, and wonders if he'll live that long. He asks Audrey how many more years it will be until she's 100, but the only answer he gets is that Nicky's grandad will reach that age sooner than she will.
As she prepares to open her cash at Bettabuys, Deirdre asks Andy how things are going with his shared tenancy with Curly. Andy begins to respond, but abruptly stops when his old flame, Paula Maxwell, walks into the store, looking for the manager. She tells Andy that she's interested in applying for one of the "holiday jobs" advertised in the newspaper, but when she realizes that he's an assistant-manager, she decides to just forget the whole idea, since they didn't part on the best terms. Andy insists that it was entirely his fault that things ended the way they did, and offers to take her to the manager's office to fill out an application. He reminds her that Curly Watts is the manager -- the guy who used to prop-up the bar at the Rovers Return -- but Paula doesn't remember him.
Back on Coronation Street, Steve is asking Des if he can borrow his car. Des grumbles that Steve has it made, whereas he can't even go across the road to his local for a drink. Steve can't understand why things have worked out that way; after all, Des didn't do anything to offend Bet. Des tells Steve about Sean wanting to meet him there for a drink, and that he doesn't know what he's going to tell him if Sean pushes the point. Steve suggests that Des go and have a talk with Bet, pointing out that if she barred every bloke that fell out with one of her barmaids, she'd be short on punters in no time.
Andy agrees to put in a good word for Paula as she leaves the store. When Curly walks by seconds later, Andy intercepts him and wants to know about Paula's chances of getting a job there. Curly doesn't remember her, even when Andy characterizes her as being "memorable -- small, cute, dark. We used to go out." Curly's knee-jerk reaction is to advise Andy not to get "mixed-up" with staff. Andy can't believe he's hearing this "advice" from Curly, and has only two words for him -- "Elaine Fenwick." Then Andy adds to the growing list of Curly's entanglements with employees, including Kimberly and Tricia. Curly quickly scans Paula's application and dismisses it on the grounds that she has no supermarket experience. Meanwhile, he's already gone over a stack of applications, has selected five candidates, and wants Andy to prepare letters to go out to them. Andy sarcastically suggests that all the successful applicants are probably "blonde, slim, and blue-eyed." Curly informs Andy that he's just described himself. Curly also snaps that he forgot to include his liaison with Maureen. "Shows what you know."
At the Cafe, Don mentions the opening of the new bookie shop and his intention to pay it a visit. Knowing Ivy's views on gambling, Gail fixes him with a steely glare and reminds him that he can't just carry on as though Ivy doesn't exist. Don protests that he's been to see her and that she won't say when or even if she'll be coming home. Martin wonders if it would be a good idea to send one of the grand-children to convince Ivy to come back, and Don agrees it might work. He asks if Gail would like to come along, but she thinks it would be best if it was just Don and Sarah-Louise.
Alf and Audrey have arrived at the senior citizens' residence to do their official duties, but Alf congratulates the wrong woman, who protests that she's "only" 85. He's finally directed towards Mrs. Jobson, who demands to know who he is. After introducing himself as the Mayor (or "Muhr" as he pronounces it), Alf delivers a short speech of birthday wishes, and three cakes (one bar and two rounds, spelling out 100) are rolled into the lounge on a trolley. The candles are blown out with Alf's help, and Mrs. Jobson stares intently at him, insisting that she knows him from somewhere. Alf obviously puts her remarks down to some form of senile dementia, but she continues to insist to the ladies sitting nearby that she's met Alf before -- she just doesn't know where.
Back at the Rovers Return, Charlie and Bet discuss Tanya and the fact that she seems not to be looking for a job elsewhere, as she promised she would. Charlie observes that Bet really can't fault her and the way she's been doing the job -- she's been coming in early, staying late to help clean up, and pitching in wherever she's needed. When he asks Vicky to take a few things through to the back for him, she becomes very snippy and cooly informs him that she's going out. Seconds later, Des comes in and asks if Bet would consider lifting the ban she's placed on his drinking there. He tells her he'll be working nearby at the new bookie shop, and not being able to visit the pub would be a real handicap. Besides, he never did anything to her personally. Bet reminds him that "happy staff are productive staff," and that he's caused quite a few problems for her in that department. He points out that he's spent a good portion of his paycheques at the Rovers over the years, and would probably pull in more trade for her through his connections with the bookie. Bet is not about to cut her nose off to spite her face, and agrees that he can come back, but on one condition. If it bothers Raquel when she returns, he'll have to understand. Des agrees. Tanya enters the bar area to see Bet and Des in conversation, and her face freezes.
Mrs. Jobson has finally remembered where she saw Alf before. Eons ago, she lived in the same neighbourhood as he did, and now she's telling her elderly mates about what a "greedy guts" Alf was as a child, always after food wherever he could get it. "He's still after a free piece of cake," she laughs. An embarrassed Alf does his best to distract her by informing her that he and his wife have a gift for her, and he hands her a voucher. Mrs. Jobson announces that it's "luncheon for two at some unpronounceable place," and advises Alf to keep it -- "it looks like you need it," she cackles. Alf returns to his food, picks up a chicken drumstick, and then puts it back on his plate, looking humiliated.
Tanya asks Bet what Des wanted when he was talking to her earlier in the day. Bet informs her that she's allowing him back into the pub until Raquel gets back. If she objects, then he's out again. Tanya is clearly shocked by this revelation, and demands to know about her own objections. Bet cooly informs her that "as far as this place is concerned, and as far as I'm concerned, you're not Raquel." Tanya leaves the pub in a huff. Over the road, Mavis is undecided about going to the art class that night, but Emily, who has stopped by to accompany her to the class, insists that she ought to go since she's far better than Emily and even talks like an artist. She tries to remember what it was that Roger said, and then quotes him: "watching Mavis at work is like looking at a developing photograph." Mavis flutters her eyebrows in mock modesty. Derek comes into the room, having heard part of the conversation, and wonders what the topic of that night's class will be. "Perspective," Emily replies, and Derek laughs that Mavis really should go then, given that the tree in the picture he's looking at is all out of whack in proportion to the rest of the scene. Mavis sniffs that the tree is supposed to be in the foreground, so should look that way, and informs Emily that she's changed her mind, and will be attending the class after all.
At the Rovers Return, Deirdre asks Steve which nightclubs are "in" or "out," and explains that she's got a "young person" coming to visit soon. While Steve fills her in, Des arrives with Sean Skinner and introduces him to Bet. Curly comes in a few moments later and demands to know what Des is doing there. Before Curly has a chance to say too much in front of Sean, Des pretends that they're old pals and informs him of the opening of the new bookie shop and of his job there.
Nearby, Audrey laughingly tells Martin about Mrs. Jobson and that she knew Alf when he was a little lad, much to Alf's embarrassment. Andy comes in and is asked about writing the letters to the new job candidates. As it turns out, he didn't get the task finished, and brings up Paula Maxwell's name again.
Bet goes to the back and finds Vicky lounging on the couch. She asks if she's going to help out behind the bar, but Vicky isn't interested, and seems to feel there's enough hands on deck to get things done. Sensing that Vicky is avoiding someone, Bet asks if there's a problem and Vicky finally confesses that Charlie is keeping a secret for her about where she went the other day. She admits that she actually went to a rave, but that she couldn't tell Bet about it because she knew she would forbid her going. Everything would have been fine if Charlie hadn't offered her a lift -- things got complicated after that. She tells Bet that she's sorry for deceiving her. "It won't happen again, will it?" Bet asks, to which Vicky agrees.
Bet informs Vicky that she *will*" help in the pub, and also tells her not to ever ask Charlie to cover for her again. As Bet opens the door to go back to the bar, Vicky replies, "I'll do that if you get him to do the same." Intrigued by this statement, Bet comes back into the room. Vicky explains that Charlie will be going to court on Wednesday for speeding, and if he's found guilty, he could be banned from driving. Bet looks puzzled until Vicky points out that Charlie has worked hard at being "so helpful" lately, and that she's wondering if he's doing all that in order to pave a way for himself in case he loses his trucking job. "I asked him to tell you, but he wouldn't... I'm sorry." Bet tells her she has nothing to be sorry for. "But you're upset now," Vicky observes. With a strained look on her face, Bet hugs Vicky, telling her "that's the trouble with truth -- sometimes it can have a real string to it...."
Update written by: HEATHER MORLAN
Paula Maxwell: JUDY BROOKES Mrs. Fuller: SYLVIA
STOKER Mrs. Jobson: VEDA WARWICH PR Person: PAM SCOBY
Written by: PATREA SMALLACOMBE
Monday (3736, Wednesday 10 August 1994)
Opening scene, It's morning- Bet and Vicki discuss that Charlie still hasn't mentions to Bet that he is going to court, Bet muses whether Charlie will tell her or hope he doesn't loose his license and will never have to tell her. In walks Charlie wearing what must be described as a rather 'west coast of Canada' looking tank top, he does have a bit of a tan and a nice body so it doesn't look bad :) Vicki leaves in hopes Charlie will tell Bet. He doesn't but tells Bet his is out for a few hours in the afternoon ' a bit of business that's all'
Over at the Wiltons', Derek is looking at a map trying to figure out the best way to make his calls 'I shant' be late so if you were thinking of something special for tea..' Mavis doesn't bat an eye 'I haven't even given it a second thought Derek' Mavis tell him she has the afternoon off so she will be painting, and she doesn't mean the window frames! Over at the cafe, Audrey and Martin hold down the fort which means Martin does all the work and Audrey flirts with the men customers. Gail is visiting Ivy at the retreat and Alma and Mike are in Spain. Audrey complains about the boredom, flirting is something to do to pass the times and asks Martin where he would rather be. Martin replies 'well between mucky plates and mucky bedpans! ' Emily arrives for a cup of tea.
At BettaBuys Curly is in a right snit as he feels taken advantage of, he has a staffing problem and an Andy MacDonald problem. He wants Andy to help but Andy makes it clear that Curly made it clear that is not Andy's department and Andy is off to see to deliveries. Deirdre meanwhile has been sent to help in the bakery as there is clearly a staff shortage.
Back at the cafe, Audrey is filing her nails, Martin is none to pleased. 'I reckon that's an industrial injury!' she complains. Mark comes in searching for Alma, unaware she and Mike are in Spain, Audrey and Martin observe that Mark seems quite bothered about something.
At BettaBuys again.. Curly reads Andy the riot act, warning him to stop nagging him at work at home at the Rovers, that there must be some boundaries. Poor Curly tries so hard to be tough only to be worn down by his friends. He tells Andy that Paula can indeed have a job after all...Andy is thrilled and offers to help Curly with the other staffing problems.
Back at the Rovers Des come in for a pint not to be served by Tanya, Bet does the honours. Steve is at the bar aw well and is joined by Fiona. Steve invites her 'Chez Des' to share a bottle of wine and some lunch. Des tells Steve not to get to comfy as he will be back at teatime. Tanya and Vicki share a moment about being jilted, Tanya offers a shoulder to cry on but Vicki says she is fine. Charlie leaves for his mysterious afternoon, still not telling Bet where he is going, she is clearly disappointed.
Still the afternoon and Mavis settles in the back garden, music playing, bowl of fruit ready to be painted. 2 yards over Nikki and his pal ( can't remember his name) kick around a football ( which was green and plastic!), the ball of course ends up beside Mavis in the little pond. She scolds the boys and asks them to guarantee that it will not happen again, of course they can so she keeps the ball!. Mavis settles in only to be disturbed again a little while later by Steve and Fiona's lunch date. She tots and tots LOL.
Des and Sean have lunch at the Rovers. Sean is asking Des about his former boss Alex Christie, Des is hesitant to say anything as he has the tribunal yet and he is worried about Tanya. On cue Tanya comes to lean over the table to show her....I mean to clear the glasses 'She's trouble' Des warns Sean. Bet excuses herself from the bar and goes to the back to get some paperwork done. She finds Vicki still blaming herself for the current situation. Bet assures Vicki it is not her fault, that Charlie has been playing her for a mug and it is good Bet found out now, whatever happens will be down to Bet and Charlie and no one else.
Back at the cafe, Alf has arrived and observes Audrey's flirting and is a bit upset to say the least 'You're Mayoress you need to behave better than that' Audrey retaliates by telling Alf he smarmed (?) all over the ladies when he owned the shop. lol. Sally turns up having deposited the kids at a birthday party, I hope the mum serves fish fingers! and has a cup of tea and some cake. Gail returns to report Ivy is fine but will not be coming back home, she wonders how to tell Don.
At the Rover's Jim and Don swap driving stories, Gail arrives looking for Don to tell him about Ivy. Emily and Deirdre share a drink and conversation. Emily has lent Deirdre some money and makes sure Deirdre has enough to get by and offers more if she needs it....I want an auntie Em! Gail has told Don, he tells Gail he feels the marriage has been over for a long time and if Ivy is happy where she is he will not interfere, nor ask her to return. Meanwhile Mavis continues to paint despite her many interruptions, and what a lovely bowl of fruit. Derek comes home and asks 'when's tea?' as he is hungry, Mavis tells him not now she needs to finish in the afternoon sunlight, so hungry Derek takes an apple from her model.
At the Rover's again, this time with Andy and Paula, he informs her she does indeed have a job at BettaBuys. Poor Andy, it is obvious he has strong feelings for Paula...they discuss University and about when Andy left. Paula seems confuses as to her direction in life as Andy seems to know what he wants.. but does he? Charlie returns and asks Bet for a word...here it comes....She confronts Charlie about court and assumes he has lost his license, Bet feels taken advantage of, that Charlie led her on knowing he would loose his license and assumes Charlie will now ask to stay. Charlie tells Bet that yes indeed he was going to ask her to stay ..however he didn't loose his license he wants to stay because he wants to stay. YIKES! what will Bet say tomorrow to get out of this mess?
Written by KAREN LITTLE
Written by BARRY HILL Directed by JOHN MICHAEL PHILIPS
Tuesday (3737, Friday 12 August 1994)
In which Reg has his cover blown and Bet makes a decision.
The Street seems very busy today. Cars and buses abound. Lots of people- in contrast to the old lady and the dog who usually inhabit the opening scene. Lots of parked cars on the street also. Nick Platt appears riding his bike on the pavement (sidewalk) and chucking the newspapers at the front doors as he zips by.
Vera catches Gail on her way out to work. She wants to know about Gail's visit to the Retreat to see Ivy. "I just wondered how she was?" Gail tells her that Ivy is fine which pleases Vera. "Hey you don't think there's room for one more do ya?" Vera cracks on that Jack is driving her up the wall this morning. "He can't find his teeth . ." Gail excuses herself as she is late but Vera has one more question. "When's she coming back?" This was the question Gail didn't want asked. She hedges a bit and tells Vera that Ivy might not be coming back. Vera is puzzled. She starts asking questions about Ivy and Don. Gail doesn't answer them. She only says that Ivy is happier at the Retreat than she has ever seen her. Gail escapes, leaving Vera something to ponder on.
At the Kabin, Rita congratulates Nick on breaking the previous world record for a newspaper round (held by one Ashley Watkins) by over eight minutes. Nick, who is unfamiliar with Rita's sarcastic management style, thinks this is a good thing and asks if he will be paid more. "Sadly, no," says Rita. She informs him that breaking the landspeed record is not the name of the game. Delivering newspapers through the doors and not to the approximate vicinity of the doors is. Nick claims he doesn't know what Rita is going on about. Rita recounts the complaints received that morning (one nearly broken window and one cat-soiled gardening magazine) and tells Nick he must deliver the papers properly or risk the same fate as the previous record holder. "The reason why you said 'Who?' when I mentioned Ashley Watkins is because he doesn't work here any more." Rita smiles sweetly. "I sacked him."
At Holdsworth's Corner Store, Maud is in the back room surrounded by boxes of fruit. She complains the plums are bruised. "I thought you were going to have a word with the follow at the market?" Maureen, from behind the counter, tells her that the vendor said it was the fault of the packers. Reg is standing in the doorway between them holding a mobile telephone at arm's length through the plastic strip curtain in the direction of Maude. Maude is in the middle of complaining about the size of the plums when Reg steps through the curtain and activates the telephone which turns out to be a hand-held recorder. "Half these plums are bruised, Maureen.I thought you were going to . . ." Maude's voice makes her jump. She tells Reg to turn the thing off. She doesn't see why he needs it in the first place. "It's Eric Firman you work for - not MI5!" Reg informs her, in his supercilious way, that it is an essential weapon in the battle for the hearts and minds of the consumer. Maud is not impressed. He tells her pompously that he and Eric have formed a rear- guard action to ensure that where value and quality are concerned Firman's Freezers will not be beaten. Without further explanation Reg puffs out his chest, informs Maureen he will not be late that evening and leaves for work. Maude asks Maureen what all that was about. Maureen dismisses the question. "Oh just let him get on with it," she says as she takes the plums into the front of the shop.
Charlie and Bet are having a frank discussion. "Let's face it Bet. You think I' some kind of gold-digger." Bet tells him he's come to the wrong house if he does. "I haven't got two Premium Bonds to rub together. "Charlie has decided to confront Bet's doubt's. "That's why you don't trust me isn't it? You think I've been doing odd jobs around her so I can get my feet under the table in case I lose my licence." Bet startsto deny this. "But, you didn't tell me about the court case. In fact you went out of your way not to." "So you immediately assumed I was pulling a fast one? Like you did with the claim on my rig." Bet tries to tell him that was different. "Not from where I'm sitting," answers Charlie. He tells her he might just as well drive off into the sunset right now. "Maybe that's what you want . . ." Bet says it isn't. Charlie tells her it isn't what he wants either. He would like to settle somewhere after twenty years in the cab of his truck but he and Bet need to get to know each other better. "If you count the time we've actually been together it wouldn't add up to much more than a fortnight." Charlie wants to move in and clarify the relationship. Bet is hesitant. She tells Charlie that it's a big step for her after taking such a long time to come to terms with being on her own. Tanya waltzes in on this conversation and gets her head bitten off by Bet. "Knock next time.We're trying to have a private conversation!" Charlie tells her if she doesn't think they can make a go of it just to tell him and he will go. "So that's the choice is it - all or nothing?" Charlie tell her it has to be that way. "Because we can't carry on like this."
In the bar Vicky wants to know what's going on. "Did it look like they're having a row?" Tanya tells her all she knows is she nearly got her head bitten off when she walked in. Vicky is sure they are rowing and tells Tanya, "It's all my fault." She explains to Tanya how she told Bet about Charlie's court case. "So now Bet thinks Charlie's using her, but I had to tell her!" Tanya thinks Bet might have point. Vicky is concerned that they might split up. Tanya opines that if they do it will be Charlie's fault for not being straight with Bet in the first place.Vicky says that still doesn't stop her from feeling lousy about thewhole thing. Little Miss Ethics puts Vicky straight. "Look, if you know something that a friend of yours doesn't and should. Then it's your duty to tell them. Believe me, I know about these things!"
(Yeah right! However the Rules of Soapland dictate that heightened dramatic effect is achieved if the Golden Rule is broken at least 90% ofthe time.)
Mavis is in philosophical mode. She remarks to Rita how odd it is that creative people find it hard to express themselves outside of the chosen medium. Rita answers that she was saying the very same thing to Jack Duckworth only the other day. A young lad enters the shop and requests a packet of ciggies which Mavis absent mindedly sells him while still riding her train of thought on the nature of creativity. Rita returns to the counter from her shelf tidying activity and . . . We interrupt this philosophical discussion to bring you a public service announcement about selling cigarettes to minors. . . .notices the lad leaving with his packet of weeds. Rita challenges him for ID and is told he left his driving licence at home. She demands the cigarettes be returned and refunds his money. Fortunately, as originally this is a prime time show, we are not treated to the stream of invective, swear-words and generally obnoxious behaviour that would realistically accompany such transactions in real life. After a mild protest to the effect that Mavis must have thought he looked old enough because she sold him the cigarettes, the miscreant merely slinks away under Rita's withering look. A look that is turned on Mavis after the shop door closes.
At the café, another bored youth is trying the patience of the older generation. Gail tells Nick he should be outside in the sun not wasting his money of the video machine. (Other people's sons however should feel free to add to the café coffers as much cash as they have.) Nick thumps the machine and tells Gail he is waiting for a mate. At the counter, Audrey opines that Alma has a nerve swanning off to Spain and leaving Gail and herself to cope. Gail tells her that Alma couldn't help it and that even if the business is not sorted out by next Monday Alma will return anyway. Audrey complains that even after two hours in the bath last night she still smelled of grease. Gail laughs at her exaggeration."It's true! Even Alf remarked on it." She warns Gail she will only work until next Monday as she has to get ready for her trip to France. Gail has not heard about this. Audrey explains that she and Alf are going on a "State Visit" to Weatherfield's twin town in France. Apparently there will be walk-abouts, dinners and presentations. They will meet the Mayor and Mayoress of Charlesville. "Ibet she doesn't go around stinking of chip fat!" says Audrey.
Over by the video game machine Nick's mate has turned up. Guess who? Our erstwhile under-age baccy buyer. Nick is somewhat P.O'd to hear Rita put the kibosh on the enterprise. Gary assures him he has a master plan.They will try the chap on Fletcher Street. "I'll say they're for me Mam." Nick is not happy. "Fletcher Street is miles away!" (About three minutes on your bike Nick, according to my map) Nick gives the video game a parting thump.
In the Rovers, Charlie is telling Vicky to stop apologizing. "You did the right thing. Bet's very lucky she's got you. I wish I'd been as honest with Bet." Charlie tells her to drop the subject. As an afterthought though, he tells her that she probably did them both a favour as the court case has brought everything to a head. "It's about time me and Bet decided where this relationship's going - if it's going anywhere atall." He goes off to serve a customer leaving Vicky looking more worried than before.
In the Bettabuys canteen Curly is moaning about the level of staff product knowledge while Andy is counter-moaning about how long he has to wait for a driving test. (Two whole months! Poor thing. He should try Toronto. More like two years here!) Apparently Vera sent a customer who wanted Jarlsberg to the wine section. God forbid Elaine Fenwick should hear of this so there will be an impromptu cheese training session. Andy still has his head stuck in the paper. "Don't look at me! I wouldn'tknow a Blue Brie from a Red Leicester!" (Mmm colour blind as well asga stronomically challenged. . .) Curly will take the training session himself. "After all I did win a ten pound gift voucher in last month's inter-store cheese challenge."
Down on the shop floor, a furtive figure is frequenting the frozen food section. He is hunched over the frozen veg muttering into a hand held device. Yes it 's that undercover agent of retail espionage - Reg Holdsworth. His activities have caught the eye of one shopper as he records the details of the fish section. Another shopper comes up. Reg wants to know what she thinks of the fish fingers. She thinks they're all right and good value. Reg ridicules the contents and tells her there is more nutrition in the cardboard container. "You're in the wrong shop," he tells her. Have you tried Firman's Freezers?" Reg moves away. The curious onlooker watches him as he leaves.
At the Kabin Rita calls Mavis for tea. Mavis is still piqued over the cigarette issue. Rita hopes she isn't going to sulk all day.
Public service announcement - part II Mavis complains that Rita isn't seeing her point of view. "You can't always tell how old these kids are!" Rita tells her if in doubt she should ask for ID and not to be worried about offending those who are over age. "I rather lose their custom than lose my tobacco licence." End of Public Service Announcement
Someone enters the shop who turns Mavis' pout to a smile. "Roger!" Mavis goes all flustery. Roger is tall and greying. He wears a bow-tie .(Coronation code for artsy-fartsy type) Yes Roger is from the art class.He is introduced to Rita. He tells Mavis he suddenly realized that he passes the shop where she told him she worked nearly every day. So he thought he would pop in and see if they have a copy of a Handyman's Magazine. He's not sure what it's called but it has free wall-plugs as a give-away. Rita is way ahead of him. Hardly is the request out of his mouth before she hands him the magazine with a smile which clearly says "This was just an excuse to come in here, you have never bought this magazine in your life before because people who wear bow-ties do not, repeat NOT buy this sort of magazine." Roger reveals his ulterior motive to Mavis. He suggests that since he passes by the end of Coronation Street on his way to art class that he gives her a lift. "Oh, and Emily of course." Mavis is sure this arrangement will be acceptable to Emily as she is not keen on night driving. (It's August, in the North of England. How late are these art classes?) Roger will pick them up at a quarter to seven. Rita smiles to herself as she tidies the magazines.
The staff Cheese Product Knowledge Session is in full swing at Bettabuys dairy counter. Curly is waving a piece of cheese on a cocktail stick at the assembled shelf stackers. "Eeeewww it smells like our Jack's socks!I wouldn't put that in a mouse-trap!" Curly ignores her remarks and presses on. "And now on to Cornwall . . . " He is interrupted by the shopper who was watching Reg's antics . She is, of course, the store detective. She tells Curly that there is someone behaving strangely inthe frozen food section. "But I don't think he's stealing products. Ithink he's trying to steal customers!"
Bet needs some advice and Rita suggests she won't find it in the Agony Aunt's column of the magazine she's flipping through. "Come and talk tome while Mavis is at the bank." "It's Charlie," Bet starts, "he wants to move in." Rita says she thought he already had. Bet admits fellows like Charlie don't come along every day. "And here I am dithering." "Well, if it doesn't feel right," starts Rita. Bet tells her the trouble is it does feel right but there's still something stopping her and she doesn't know what it is. Rita suggests that Bet is frightened Charlie will let her down. Bet admits if he doesn't move in he can't walk out. "On the other hand maybe I've been on my own too long." Rita doesn't have the answer.But she tells Bet she's right about one thing, "Fellows like Charlie don't come along every day. And eventually they stop coming along altogether." Bet's face looks as if someone just walked on her grave.
Customer saboteur Reg has buttonholed another victim and is frightening her about the dyes in frozen ice lollies. "They can permanently stain the lining of your stomach . . ." "Oh they can, can they?" Curly surprises Reg from behind causing him to leap backwards. The store detective is also surprised. "Do you know this man?" Curly explainsthat Reg was the manager of the store. "Until he moved on to greener pastures." Curly tells Reg he should have told him he was coming and he would have rolled out the red carpet. Reg tries to act as if he is there by chance until Curly spots the tape recorder and grabs it. A few seconds listening time is all it takes for Curly to realize he has evidence of Reg's unprofessional activities. He removes the tape and threatens to send a letter to the Retail Trading Association not to mention Reg's boss. Reg can't bluff it out any longer. Curly orders him out of the store. Reg throws out some parting shots about the deterioration of the store since it was under his control and the state of the shelves. This causes Curly to shout at the first available shelf stacker to tidy things up.
Gail is mopping the café floor and Audrey is on the phone. Alf is stuck in a meeting and will meet Audrey in the Rovers. "You'll never guess who he's stuck in a meeting with? - The Weatherfield Association of Master Butchers!" announces Audrey. Audrey has now found out the real reason for the trip to France is a black pudding (blood sausage) competition between Weatherfield and Charlesville. Audrey has been disabused of her dreams of sight-seeing and shopping. Alf is bringing home some black pudding samples for them to try. "Lucky old you!" laughs Gail.
Bet come into the Rovers and asks Tanya if Charlie has returned. Tanya thinks he has and Bet goes to the back room first telling Tanya pointedly that she does not want to be disturbed. Vicky is coming down the stairs as Bet goes through. She asks Tanya if Bet has said anything. "Only that she doesn't want disturbing," growls Tanya. Vicky winces.
Charlie remarks that it is not like Bet to be out at opening time. "We were going to send out a search party." Bet tells him that she went out to think and when she does that she usually ends up walking round the shops. She hands him a bag. Charlie pulls out a shirt. Bet tells him that it is by way of an apology. She is sorry she didn't trust him. "But I find it very hard to trust anyone - especially when they mean as much to me as you do. But I'll try." Charlie asks if that means she wants him to stay. "Just you try leaving," answers Bet, her voice breaking slightly. They embrace as the credits roll.
Update written by Libby Seekings
Gary Ryan MATTHEW STIRLING; Jackie Quin HEATHER
PHOENIX; Mrs Appleton MARY WRAY; Roger Crompton DONALD GEE
Written by MARK WADLOW; Directed by BRIAN MILLS
Wednesday (3738 Monday 15 August 1994)
Thursday (3739, Wednesday 17 August 1994)
Nicky is busted, and Deirdre keeps the dream alive...
We begin at number 4. Over breakfast, Derek reads a newspaper story to Mavis about a geography teacher who plans to live in a chestnut tree for two weeks, intending to prove that the early English settlers were tree dwellers. Derek thinks it's rubbish and doesn't care if they lived in trees or not. Mavis disagrees, saying that "some of us find the thirst for knowledge a satisfying end in itself". Derek responds that "some of us have been listening to airy-fairy ideas", and implies that the other students in Mavis' art class are to blame. Mavis protests that he hasn't even met them, to which Derek replies that he doesn't need to, he can guess what they're like -- "lonely, middle-aged oddballs who failed in life, peddling daft ideas about tree dwellers to compensate". Mavis defends her art peers by staying that they're some of the most intelligent people she's met, and besides, Roger isn't an oddball, he's a very interesting librarian. "That's a contradiction in terms, isn't it?" Derek asks. "Interesting librarian." Mavis suggests that Derek must be threatened by the fact that Roger gives her a lift to art class. "Don't be absurd!" Derek laughs. "Why, is something going on?" he chuckles. He light-heartedly accuses Mavis of trying to make him jealous, saying it won't wash, because if there was something going on between she and Roger, she would hardly draw attention to it.
The Platts sit around their breakfast table. Gail and Martin reminisce about the comics they used to read as kids. When Gail mentions that there used to be a children's newspaper, Nicky deftly steers the subject towards encyclopedias and how their set is out of date, but it would be easy to keep up to date if the encyclopedia was on CD-ROM. Martin heads Nicky off before he can ask for a new computer. Nicky offers to sell his old one off, along with his games, but Martin tells him there still won't be enough money. "Gary has one," Nicky whines, but it's clear that Gail and Martin won't be budged. Nicky slams his cup on the table and races upstairs.
Liz bumps into Deirdre at a bus stop. Deirdre is clearly depressed about Samir. Liz offers a few words of advice ("you know where I am") and carries on. After glancing at her watch, Deirdre spots Emily across the road and looks thoughtful. The bus arrives. Deirdre climbs aboard, sits down, and gazes out the window at Emily as the bus pulls away. It looks like Deirdre is going to need to borrow more money for "bills"!
Nicky's friend Gary insists on handling all the fruit outside the corner shop, much to Maureen's annoyance. After inquiring why the corner shop sells fruit from France, he and Nicky finally leave. Maureen rushes into the shop and moans about them to Maude, who blames it all on the schooling at comprehensives. Maureen worries that Nicky will be led astray by Gary. Maude tells her not to worry because he's got a responsible man behind him, which is half the battle. But then we see Nicky and Gary in the ginnel, smoking. "I'm usually useless in the morning until I've had me first fag," Gary comments. "Yeah, me too," Nicky agrees. He inhales deeply, and coughs.
At Bettabuys, Ivy gives Paula some lip for grassing her up to Andy. Paula apologizes, saying that she can't get used to Andy being "a boss". Andy walks up and asks Very to go help in cosmetics. Vera interprets this as Andy siding with Paula and loudly tells Paula about how he used to run errands for her when he was a kid, and now look at him. Paula grins ear to ear. Vera turns and walks away after saying that both Andy and Paula are "Judases". Andy asks Deirdre, who witnessed the whole exchange, to help Paula with her shelf cleaning. After teasing Andy about putting two novices on the same job, she tells Paula that Andy will go far. "I think you could be right," Paula responds, with one of those thoughtful looks that all soap opera actors do so well.
Nicky and his silly mate are still smoking, and failing dismally at being "cool". They discuss what girls they fancy. Betty comes out of the back door of the pub with the garbage. As she places it in the bin, she spots the two lads and their cigarettes. "Nicky Platt! Does your mother know you're smoking?" Nicky's cigarette is quickly thrown to the ground. "I'm not smoking," is the sullen reply. "I saw you. Does she know?" Betty repeats. "Dunno." "She soon will," Betty promises, and stalks off. Nicky claims he's not bothered by being caught, and resumes smoking after Gary retrieves his fag for him.
As they stack shelves, Deirdre and Paula discuss Vera. "I thought Andy handled it well," says Paula, prompting Deirdre to ask if old embers are being rekindled. Paula smiles, and says he's a different bloke than before. She admits that she's not sure if they did the right thing by finishing with each other. Deirdre encourages her to hang in there if she feels anything for him, since you only go around the track once. She spots Emily and tells Paula she'll be a minute. Emily is examining all the different types of sunscreen. She informs Deirdre that she'll be leaving for a holiday on Saturday, with her sister and her husband. After some small talk, Deirdre broaches the subject of borrowing more money, saying she originally underestimated what she needed. Pulling off her specs, Emily asks how much she needs. "Another 300 quid should see me right," Deirdre answers. Emily, full of concern, asks Deirdre if she's in any serious trouble where money is concerned. Deirdre assures her that she isn't, and will be on top of things within a month or two. Emily accepts her answer, and promises to drop the money round that evening.
Audrey is trying her hand at cappuccinos, trying to "drag the cafe into the '90's". "We don't have cappuccino," Gail says, "and you don't make it by pouring whipped milk over instant coffee!" (which is exactly what Audrey was doing). When Gail asks who ordered them, Audrey points to two women sitting at a table, and then admits that they didn't ask for it by name exactly. They ordered two coffees, but "I've always wanted to try this". Gail is bewildered as Audrey proudly carries the two "cappuccinos" to the table. Betty walks in, and upon seeing what Audrey has placed on the table, exclaims, "frothy coffee! I've not seen that since teddy boy days. It was all the rage, then!" After placing her order, Betty tells Gail and Audrey about catching Nicky smoking. Audrey reminds Gail that she was caught doing the same thing when she was Nicky's age, and Gail says she hopes she got into trouble for it. She thanks Betty for telling her. On her way out, Betty asks Audrey where the cocoa is -- after all, it's not frothy coffee without cocoa sprinkled on top. Gail suppresses a laugh as she holds the tub of cocoa out to Audrey.
In the park, Nicky tells Gary that he wants to get his head together before going home. He puts on a brave face, but is clearly concerned about what will be waiting for him when he gets home. Gary leaves him to his thoughts.
Martin arrives at the cafe with Sarah Louise and David. Audrey warns him that Gail has some disturbing news. After telling him, Martin tells Gail to leave it to him. Rather than coming down hard on Nicky, Martin plans to tell him a few horror stories about what cigarettes do to your health. Audrey warns them that they must handle it correctly or whatever they do will backfire on them.
At the Rovers, Fiona tells Charlie and Tanya about how Nicky and Gary were ogling her through the salon window. Betty overhears, and adds that she caught Nicky and Gary smoking. Charlie advises Fiona to come on strong next time Nicky or Gary cause a problem, because if they're anything like he was when he was there age, it will cause them to run a mile in the other direction. Derek joins Mavis for a drink. They continue to bicker, with Derek poking fun at Mavis' air of superiority. Des and Sean discuss the fact that Tanya will have to testify at Des' tribunal. "She's taking it well," Sean comments, as he watches her serve customers. "She doesn't know yet," Des says. "First thing she'll hear of it will be a letter from the tribunal." He goes on to say that he's received enough nasty surprises from her in the past, so it's time that she got a taste of her own medicine.
Deirdre opens her door to Emily with a smile. Emily hands Deirdre an envelope containing the money. After Emily leaves, Deirdre pulls the bills from the envelope and kisses them.
Martin and Gail wait impatiently for Nicky to arrive home. Martin suggests that they wait until the next day before tackling Nicky, so he can bring home some supporting materials from the hospital, such as anti-smoking brochures. Gail agrees. Nicky walks in and hastily starts up the stairs. When he hears Martin calling him, he stops, and braces himself. He's surprised when all Gail and Martin seem concerned about is whether he's had anything to eat.
Deirdre calls Morocco and anxiously waits while Samir is summoned to the phone. A smile spreads over her face when she hears his voice. She tells him to hang on to the money she's already sent because she'll be sending him more money the next day. "Never you mind how I got it," she tells him, "just get yourself a ticket. Come anytime you like -- the sooner, the better." The camera pans to a vase of flowers on the table and the credits roll.
Update Written by - Sarah Ettritch (ettritch@home.com)
Gary Ryan - MATTHEW STIRLING; Paula Maxwell
- JUDY BROOKE
Written by - MARTIN ALLEN; Directed by - BRIAN MILLS
Friday (3740, Friday 19 August 1994)
Gary meets Nicky early in the morning, and jokes that he wants to see the "torture marks" his parents inflicted when they learned about his smoking in the ginnel, but Nicky shrugs and admits that they didn't say a word. He also lets on that he's "not bothered" one way or another about the whole subject. They decide to split Nicky's paper route, with each boy taking one side of the street.
Andy and Curly emerge from their house, and Andy jumps into the driver's seat before Curly can protest. He reminds Curly that his drivers test is scheduled for Monday, so he needs all the practice he can get. The need for that is clear when Andy first revs the motor and then lurches the car out of the parking spot, all of this accompanied by the sound of grinding gears. Curly's back-seat driving provides little or not enlightenment.
Gail and Sarah-Louise are busying themselves trying to get little David dressed when Sally arrives with Rosie. Gail apologizes for the fact that David isn't ready yet, but Sally laughs that they aren't exactly on a rigid schedule. Martin asks what Sally has planned for the day, and she tells him she thought it would be fun for the kids to go to the park, where they can play on the slides and swings. Martin wishes he could join them as he gets ready for work.
Vera dashes out of her house, having seen Curly's car lurching down the street, and hollers to Curly that he's forgotten about giving her a ride. Andy reverses the car to talk to Vera, and speeds backward up the street, nearly running her down. It turns out that they can't give Vera a lift, since they're not going into work straight away. Curly suggests that they're going to be busy with "management training," and Vera scoffs that she knows all about it -- more like they're taking some time off to skive. Andy peels out again, and Vera calls them a pair of rats.
Emily does her best to retrieve her newspaper, which has been firmly wedged into her mail slot, but when it's finally freed, most of the front page is torn. As Vera walks past, Emily complains that the headline has been lost. Vera doesn't understand her problem, since most of the headlines in their local newspaper are "a load of rubbish."
With the paper route finished, Gary is now wondering how he and Nicky can get some more fags. Nicky doesn't seem terribly interested, so simply shrugs, but Gary is anxious for a cigarette and suggests that perhaps they could steal a package. Neither of them has any money, so they can't even go to the cafe for something to eat. Nicky suggests they go back to his place, where he can make bacon butties. They set off for Nicky's, but hold back when they see Gail on her front walk, kissing David goodbye. The boys wait until she's safely around the corner before setting off.
At the Kabin, Mavis is busy lecturing Rita on her attitude towards Sally's pregnancy, pointing out that it's a natural state, and not some sort of illness. In fact, Mavis was just recently watching a program on television about a group of women who live somewhere in South America -- she can't remember exactly where. These women carried their babies on their backs as they laboured in the fields, and if a baby was due to be born -- well, a woman just squatted and had the baby there. "Then..." Mavis goes on, only to be interrupted by Rita, who suggests that the woman then went home and cooked a five course meal for her husband. "Did you see the program, then?," Mavis wonders, as Rita rolls her eyes.
The discussion is mercifully ended when Vera and Emily come into the Kabin. Emily explains that she'll be away, visiting her sister in Ridlington, so asks that her newspaper be cancelled. She also tells Rita that she hates to complain, but wonders if she could have a word with Nicky about pushing the newspaper all the way through the letter slot, rather than leaving it on display, a sure sign to would-be burglers that no one's at home. Rita promises to talk to Nicky about it. As Emily leaves, Deirdre, who has just come into the shop, stops her to wish her a lovely time on her holidays. She also wants to thank her for helping out by giving her the extra money she needed.
Nicky and Gary arrive at the Platts' house, and Nicky is caught surprised when Martin comes down the stairs. Martin correctly assumes that Nicky's friend is Gary, and introduces himself, since Nicky didn't bother. When Martin asks what they're up to, and gets no response, he decides he has to get off to work. After the door closes, Gary asks what Martin does for a living, and Nicky replies that he's a student nurse. "A bit young, isn't he?" observes Gary, to which Nicky responds that Martin is not his "real" dad. As Nicky heads off to the kitchen to prepare the sandwiches, Gary looks at a framed picture of Brian and Nick, as a little lad.
Gail is frazzled, trying to get all the food orders ready for a queue of customers, while Audrey seems totally unaware of the situation. Instead, she rattles on about her upcoming trip to France, informing no one in particular that she is Weatherfield's mayoress. No one seems impressed (the customers would rather have their food), so Audrey asks Gail how much she remembers of her French language classes. She pulls an itinerary from her purse and explains that it's the schedule for the upcoming trip to France -- but it's written entirely in French.
In the Bettabuys staff lounge, Paula asks Andy about his drivers test and offers to meet him after work to go over the manual. Vera comes along and more or less implies that Andy doesn't mind if "certain" staff members take a prolonged break, so Paula goes back to work. Vera seats herself at a table with Deirdre and scoffs that students think the world owes them a living.
Bacon butties having been consumed, Gary and Nicky retire to the playground, where Gary complains that his dad "stinks like a chimney," given how much he smokes. When Nicky doesn't respond (as usual, I might add ---he wasn't dubbed "the plank" for nothing), Gary wonders if his dad -- his real dad -- smokes. Nicky explains that his "real dad" is dead. He was trying to "sort out" a gang of thugs, and they stabbed him. "Bet you miss him," observes Gary. "I know I would."
Back at the Cafe, Nicky is the topic of conversation, and Audrey is doing her best to convince Gail that smoking is just another "phase" young men go through, along with the girlie magazines hidden under the mattress. When Ken walks in, Audrey quickly changes the subject, laying the flattery on with a trowel by telling Ken that whenever he arrives, the whole tone of the cafe goes up. Ken wants to know what the catch is, and Audrey goes on at length about his numerous abilities before finally asking if he can speak French. Although Ken protests that he's not as fluent as he'd like, Audrey pushes the itinerary at him and tells him she'll buy him a drink in the Rovers in about an hour, at which time he can tell her what it's all about.
Sean and Des emerge from the bookies and lock-up for the day. They're discussing Des' unfair dismissal case, which Sean thinks might be a bit dodgy if Des has to count on the testimony of someone like Tanya. Des, however, is quite confident that things will go his way.
Mavis and Emily are having a drink at the Rovers. Mavis goes on a fishing expedition, telling Emily that she "couldn't help" but overhear the conversation she had with Deirdre in the Kabin earlier that day. She feigns concern that Deirdre isn't in any sort of financial trouble, and a clearly disgusted Emily makes her excuses and beats a hasty retreat without giving Mavis any details. Betty comments that Fiona seems to be very happy these days, and Fiona bubbles that it all has to do with working with the lovely Jon. Behind the bar, Tanya approaches Charlie and suggests that he take a break. Charlie insists that he's doing fine, but when Tanya points out how busy they've been, he relents and heads for the back. Sean and Des arrive and order pints while Des glowers at Tanya and comments to Sean that he really wants to see her squirm.
Back at the Cafe, Gail is on the telephone, obviously speaking to Alma. She's not pleased to learn that Alma and Mike need a few more days to sort things out in Spain, and when Gail gets off the telephone and begins explaining her dilemma to Audrey, she's even less happy when Audrey leaves her in the lurch because she has to dash off to the pub to meet Ken.
The driving lesson has re-commenced, and now Andy is practising his parallel parking on Coronation Street. Having just closed the Kabin, Rita makes a bee-line for Gail, who is on her way home. Rita asks if she can have a word, and expresses her concern for Sally's welfare, wondering if Gail has thought yet about making alternate plans for a child-minder. Gail cooly informs her that the arrangement she has with Sally is none of Rita's business and something that she and Sally will sort out between themselves. With that, she abruptly walks away, leaving Rita with a puzzled look on her face.
Rita arrives at the pub, and after informing Audrey that her daughter nearly bit her head off over what Rita regarded as a simple question, Audrey assures her that it wasn't personal. Gail is worried about how to deal with Nicky and the recent news that he's been sneaking cigarettes behind her back. Ken informs Audrey that she isn't going to be pleased when he tells her what the itinerary is all about. When he mentions "noir" something-or-other, Audrey assumes it has to do with sexy French lingerie, so is disappointed to learn that it refers to black sausage. On the bright side, there is an outing in the schedule, but Audrey's hopes are dashed again when she's told it will be to a meat-packing place.
Gail and Martin are clearing the table after tea while Gail tells him of her confrontation with Rita that afternoon. Martin is preparing to talk to Nicky about the pitfalls of smoking, but assures Gail that he has no intention of being heavy-handed over the issue. Instead, he's going to give Nicky the cold, hard facts, but would prefer to do it after the other two children are in bed.
Back at the Rovers Return, Mavis is lecturing Derek on the superiority of sable paint brushes, arguing that while they may be more expensive, one cannot put a price on artistic endeavours. Liz arrives and chats with Deirdre, who seems fascinated by the interaction between Paula and Andy. As it turns out, Paula is quizzing Andy on road signs from the learners manual, and when it's clear that he still needs to do some work on them, Paula (who seems to have romance on her mind) suggests that they retire to a quieter place. Andy makes it clear that he's uncomfortable with the prospect of being alone with her, and diplomatically tries to tell her that a lot of water has passed under the bridge since they stopped seeing each other. Paula is eager for details, but Andy will only say that he just isn't ready for another serious relationship. Paula bristles when she gets the message, and reaching for her coat, suggests that Andy do some more homework on his road signs -- "cul de sac and dead end" in particular.
We return to the Platt household, where Martin has laid out some gruesome anti-smoking pictures on the kitchen table. Nicky comes in and begins perusing them, but doesn't seem even slightly fazed by the selection. "Not a pretty picture, is it?" Martin asks, when Nicky stops to stare at blackened lungs. "Kind of takes the glamour out of smoking, doesn't it?" Martin suggests, as he tells Nicky that smoking is a "mug's game." To Martin's surprise, Nicky informs him that he has "no right" to lecture him. Gail gently assures him that Martin is only trying to help, but Nicky insists that Martin is "trying to be my dad. But he's not my dad." Pushing past Gail and Martin, Nicky proclaims "that's my dad," as he points at the picture of Brian in their living room. Gail indignantly calls after him, telling him not to dare speak to Martin that way, but Nicky has already slammed the door on his way out. A crestfallen Martin stares at the picture of Brian and Nicky, shaking his head.
Update written by: HEATHER MORLAN
Paula Maxwell: JUDY BROOKES; Gary Ryan: MATTHEW
STIRLING
Written by: STEPHEN LOWE; Directed by: BRIAN MILLS
Monday (3741, Monday 22 August 1994)
A street sweeper swooshes by as we begin another day. Martin is still hurting from Nick's harsh words the night before. Gail assures Martin that he *is* Nick's dad and a better on e that he deserves. Martin wants to try to sort it out his own way even though Gail offers to intervene. They kiss just as Sally arrives to pick up the kids, having promised to take them on a picnic. Gail insists Nick apologize but Martin would rather she didn't. It's got to come from him.
Liz passes Percy who is out washing the doorstep, dirt the street sweeper stirred up off the road (We'll be hearing about this, mark my words!) She knocks on Deirdre's door to pick up a dress for delivery to the dry cleaner.
Alf and Audrey pull over and offer Gail a lift. Audrey jumps out to pop into the show so Gail decides to walk. In the amount of time that bit took, she could have been to the cafe on Rosamund street, it's hardly more than 50 feet! Alf gets out and is nearly hit by a bucket of dirty water that Percy lets fly out onto the street. Percy gives Alf an earbashing about the street sweeper machine (see? Told ya!) and the waste of electricity for the street lamps lit far after dawn. Ah the life of a Mayor. Percy turns around and has a go at John for parking too close to Number 3 and spoiling his view. John casts an impertinent comment on the cobbles ("Fax Me!") and runs across to the salon. Percy has another go at Alf.
Over at Des's, Des is looking forward to the tribunal. He figures they will have the truth out of Tanya even if she tries to lie. He's looking forward to spending a bit of Alex's money.
In the pub Charlie is checking circuits and ends up deciding to run out for a fresh light bulb. (This totally baffles me. If it was a bad light bulb wouldn't it have been obvious which one needed changing? Why faff around with the electrical circuits, says the daughter of an electrician!) General teasing of Betty, Tanya sighing for a childhood fantasy about owning a horse and Vicky offering to take her riding sometime. Filler scene.
Percy is now in the corner shop looking for baking soda to clean the oven. While Emily is away he's going to give the house a good clean but he's not using modern chemical cleaning solutions. He pays for and leaves with his bottle of bleach. Another filler scene.
Don comes into the cafe for some sandwiches to take fishing. Nick arrives and his can of pop is paid for by Granddad. Gail tries to get Don to take Nick and his friend fishing but Nick manages to speak past the perma-knot in his face and says his friend thinks fishing is stupid. Don lets it slide off his back but Gail sits Nick down to have a talk.
Steve bets his father than Andy will fail his driving test. Jim is confident and takes him on, noting Andy leaving with the inspector across the road.
Gail gently lectures Nick about how good a dad Martin is and he couldn't get a better one. Except for his real one, Nick single mindedly sulks. So Gail plays that card. What would Brian Say? Smoking, being nasty to Martin he wouldn't be very pleased. She wants Nick to apologize to Martin but all she gets back is that impatient "Can I go now" whinge. Think on what she has said, she leaves him with that. Nick just looks long suffering. At least i think that's what it is. Now that this actor actually attempts to act, the interpretation of the expression is really anybody's guess!
Steve is in the pub, still dissing Andy. Charlie admits failing his test four times and says often it's the whim of the inspector. Fiona arrives for drinks and lunch with John but when Steve tries to join him he is pointedly made aware that he is surplus to requirements so he sulks back to the bar. To make matters worse, Andy arrives bragging that he passed his test! Charlie buys him a pint. Tanya perceives that Steve wanted Andy to fail (because he lost the bet, not because he was spiteful since he failed first time around as Tanya suggests. Well, ok, probably that too! :-) ) To get back, he smugly tells Tanya she's in for a surprise by post and to ask Des if she wants to know.
Liz returns with Deirdre's now clean dress. Deirdre takes a collect call from Morocco and is thrilled that Samir has made the flight arrangements. She hugs Liz with excitement, he's arriving tomorrow!
Andy fills in his father on the details of the test, supping another free drink. John and Fiona discuss working on a cruise liner then leave as Fiona has to cut Percy's hair. Jim collects on his bet from Steve and Liz arrives and buys Andy a drink as well.
Don's telling fish stories in the cafe, but he threw the large one back. He greets Nick on his way out but Nick slopes up to the counter and wants food. No way, too close to teatime, Gail tells him just as Martin arrives. Martin asks Nick to come and help with tea. After a sharp look from his mother, Nick "s'poses so" and slopes back out the store in that slouchy reluctant way teenagers have. Martin rolls his eyes and follows.
At Bettabuys, Curly is narked that Andy has not come back to work and takes it out on the group of break-takers out the back of the store before he is paged back inside. (OH great, new driving license, and Andy is getting legless in the pub! LOL)
At home, Martin tries to talk to Nick. No, he's not Nick's real dad but they're all part of the same family and they should all pull together. For instance he could help his mum out at the cafe. Nick digs his heels in again on that one track resentful train of thought, and points out that Sarah Lou and David never have to help around the house, and all Martin seems to want is a slave! David's only three! No good, you would take his side, he's your real son! Well Nick whinges and Martin loses his temper and the whole conversation goes pear shaped quickly with Nick going over the same "You're not my dad" routine and stomping up the stairs.
Liz is back at Deirdre's to find out about Samir's visit. Deirdre doesn't feel she can ask for time off as she's not been there very long and worries that Samir will find nothing to do while she works.
Percy joins Maud in the Rovers after his hair cut and criticizes the looks of all the salon employees (Denise apparently looks as if she's stepped through a hedge backwards! *giggle* he's not having a good day is he? ) Paula tells Andy that she thinks Curly fancies her cause he was trying to find out if Andy and her were more than friends. I think she is trying to find out if Andy still fancies her but Andy plays it cool.
Martin has told Gail what's gone on. Nick has been upstairs still. Martin still thinks he should handle it the best way he can figure. Gail assures him she's not being critical of how he's managed so far but worries because Nick's not had any tea. Martin wearily says, Leave it, it'll teach him a lesson.
Steve admits to Des that he hinted to Tanya about trouble but didn't let any cats out of any bags. Des glances at Tanya behind the bar, his eyes full of contempt. Let her sweat, the letter's in the post and she'll get it tomorrow anyway. Andy apologizes to Curly for skiving off the day and realizes he's had a few too many so decides he better have an early night. Paula, anxious not to be alone with Curly, also makes her excuses and leaves a disappointed Curly. Tanya confronts Des about Steve's allegations. Des admits to her that she is going to be called as a witness to the tribunal. Try telling her lies to them, see how far it gets her, he spits bitterly.
Update written by Diane Johnston
Paula Maxwell: JUDY BROOKES
Written by: PHIL WOODS; Directed by GARETH MORGAN
Tuesday (3742, Wednesday 24 August 1994)
The mailman passes by the window of number one Coronation Street. Deirdre is busy putting a sparkle on her front window. She turns to deal with the wall mirror and pauses. "It's not the house that needs a top-to-toe," she sighs. "It's me!"
Gail opens the café door and picks the mail off the mat. Seeing the door to upstairs is ajar and hearing the outside door close she calls to Tanya who appears looking somewhat less than bright and breezy. Gail hands her an envelope. "Lazy article's pushed it through ours again." Gail remarks that Tanya is out and about early and Tanya tells her she couldn't sleep so she went for a walk. "Any chance of a cuppa?" asks Tanya. She opens the up the letter and does not look happy with the contents.
Deirdre, Vera and Paula are having a pre-work cuppa in the Bettabuy staff canteen. Vera remarks that Paula is on to a good thing getting a job with her boyfriend in charge. Paula puts Vera straight. "Ex-boyfriend." Vera wants to know all. Paula explains that it was her idea. She thought they were too young. Vera agrees and asks Deirdre's opinion. Deirdre is on another planet. She comes back to earth. What?" Vera tells her she was saying to Paula she should take her chances while she can. "Not wait till she's our age and it's too late!" Not what Deirdre wanted to hear. She says nothing but she gets up with a determined look, takes a deep breath and walks over to Curly. She proceeds to ask him for some time off. "Well how much?" asks Curly. He's is a bit startled when she replies, "Two weeks, starting this afternoon." "It's a bit sudden isn't it?" Deirdre tells him she didn't know herself until the day before. Andy tries to chime in with a reminder that the holiday roster had been set weeks ago. Further questioning by Curly however elicits the origins of the sudden visitor and her puts two and two together. "You want to return the favour I suppose? With a tour of the delights of downtown Weatherfield?" Deirdre pleads. She tells Curly she won't ask for anymore time off and she'll work through Christmas. "You certainly will," Curly concedes. Deirdre is ecstatic. "You're a Star!" she tells Curly as she leaves. Andy remarks that he's also a soft touch. "Well it's obviously not a girlfriend who's coming to see her is it?" Andy cottons on.
A despondent Tanya is slapping beer mats on to the bar. Charlie want's to know why she is down in the dumps. Tanya shows him the letter. It's from the Industrial Tribunal." She explains that Des has called her a a witness in his unfair dismissal case. Charlie remarks that it seems like Des has a good case. "Yes," says Tanya bitterly. "And I'm going to have to tell every detail of my private life to a bunch of complete strangers!" Charlie says it appears Des doesn't worry too much about her feelings. Tanya tells him Des should be concerned about her as it's all his fault. Charlie is not so sure. "You could have stopped things before they got out of hand." Tanya turns on him. "I suppose you've never got yourself into an emotional mess?!" Charlie tells her has but he didn't duck his share of the blame. Tanya concedes that maybe she should take her share. "I've paid for it!" Charlie reminds her that she'll pay for it again when the papers get hold of the story. "It's just the sort of thing the tabloids like - sex triangle with two bookies fighting over a pretty girl." Tanya's mood is not improved by this scary thought.
At the Café, Gail is being run off her feet. Martin appears. "Oh!! The Cavalry's arrived!" She throws a pinny at him. He declines the offer saying he just popped in to tell her he'll be working late. "Where's Audrey?" Gail tells him she is opening a creche. "With a champagne reception after." "Say no more!" responds Martin. Talk turns to Nick. Gail wants to know if he has said anything to Martin. Martin realizes she means an apology. "Oh no! I told you to leave it. . . " Gail tells him she will not have Nick talking to him like that. Martin is not happy. "If he's going to apologize I want it to be because he wants to - not because you've told him to!"
Alex Christie's mobile rings. It's Tanya. "Sorry sweetheart, we have nothing to say." When she tells him it's about the tribunal Alex agrees to meet her at one o'clock. "But I can't that's our busy time!" Alex is inflexible and so Tanya has to agree. Vicky has entered the bar during this conversation. Tanya wants to know what kind of mood Bet is in. Vicky tells her Bet is sunny. "Until you ask for time off this dinner-time." Vicky offers to cover for Tanya. This is unexpected and Tanya is sceptical. Why should Vicky cross swords with Bet to help her? Vicky tells her that she senses Tanya is falling apart under her cool exterior. "And just how old are you, seventeen or seventy?" "I just recognize the signs," Vicky replies.
Deirdre is pushing a shopping cart down the wine aisle at Bettabuy. "Having a party?" asks Vera as Deirdre puts two bottles in her cart. "No a visitor." "Your Mum?" pumps Vera. Deirdre answers in the negative but does add that she is having two weeks off. "Bit of a sudden decision," says Deirdre putting a foil-topped bottle in her cart, "Thanks to something you said," adds Deirdre as she walks briskly away leaving Vera to ponder that remark.
Percy is having a grumble to Paula as she stacks shelves. Something about people not making things but buying them. Paula smiles sweetly and tells him, "As it happens, I make a lovely potato pie." Percy does not believe her but she offers to let him have the recipe. "I was making potato pie before your mother was born, let alone you," Percy tells her. Paula moves off up the aisle and Percy accosts Curly who is coming down the aisle. "Nice girl, that," Percy nods towards Paula. Curly agrees. Percy suggests Curly could do worse. "I'm her employer!" "She's bonny and she can cook. What more do want? Is she courting?" Curly doesn't know. Percy tells him he should make it his business to find out. "You know what they say about faint heart!"
"About time!" says Gail has Nick comes into the café. "I've been on my own all morning!" Nick thought Audrey was helping. Gail disabuses Nick of that notion and also of the idea he can call Audrey by her first name. "It's Granny Audrey to you!" (Note to self for future: make sure any grandchild I might have does not call me Granny Libby - Libby will be quite sufficient!) She sets Nick washing the pots which he does the while grumbling that he is on holiday. Gail tackles him about not apologizing to Martin. Nick says he hasn't seen Martin. "That's because you've made damn sure you've kept out of his way!" Granny Audrey and Grandad Alf arrive. Audrey is full of apologies and tells Gail to sit down with Alf and she'll bring a cup of tea over. Alf also wants some egg and chips seeing as the vol-au-vents at the creche opening were only the size of a ten pence piece. Nick thinks he has an opportunity to leave but is soundly told to get on with the washing-up. Gail protests she has customers waiting but Audrey tells her to do as she's told and she will take care of the customers. "Children should listen to their mothers," she says pointedly for Nick's benefit. Alf notes that Nick seems to be having a hard time and Gail explains he's being punished for something he said to Martin. Alf correctly guesses what that might be. Gail is astonished. "Has Audrey been talking to you?" Alf tells her plainly that years of Ivy's brain- washing were bound to surface sometime. Gail is astonished. It has not dawned on her that this could be the cause. "But Ivy's quite fond of Martin now!" Alf opines Ivy tolerates him so she can see the grandchildren. "But she won't forget he's not her Brian - and she won't let Nicky forget it neither!" Gail realizes Alf is speaking the truth.
Tanya approaches Alex's car and gets in. She apologizes for being late but she couldn't get away until Bet went off to the hairdressers. She asks Alex if he is not bothered about her being called a witness against him. "Not if you say it's all lies." Tanya protests she can't do that. "People know about it." Alex tells her that it makes no odds. As far as he is concerned, Des was fired because he was ripping him off. "Was he?" That is news to Tanya. "He was if I say so," replies Alex. Tanya points out that then Des will sure for defamation and that will get in the papers as well. "What papers?" Alex scoffs. Tanya explains the scenario that Charlie painted about lurid tabloid coverage. Tanya asks him to ask Des to keep her out of the case. Alex is unyielding. He tells her there was a time when he would have done anything for her. "But now, I wouldn't even give you your bus fare home." Tanya entreats him for his help not his money. Even the suggestion that his wife will get to see his name and photo splashed all over the front pages does not move him. "I'm sorry I wasted your time," Tanya snarls as she gets out of the car.
Liz calls round to see how Deirdre is getting on. Deirdre confesses to feeling as if she has swallowed a bag full of butterflies. Liz compliments her on the house. "I'm more worried about what he'll think of me!" Deirdre points out that in Weatherfield there is no flattering tan to takes years off her. "No boat rides in the sunset. No warm tropical nights under the stars!" Deirdre is having a second thoughts crisis. "Why am I putting myself through this Liz? Why the hell didn't I listen to you in the first place?" "Because you'd regret it if you didn't," replies Liz.
Liz rushes up to Jim in the Rovers and apologizes for being late. She explains she popped in to see Deirdre. "Her friend's coming tonight." "That's if he turns up!" says Jim. This piques Betty's interest and she wants to no more but all Liz will say is that it is someone Deirdre met on holiday and she gives Jim a warning look to say no more on the subject. Andy however tells them that it must be somebody very special because she just asked Curly for a fortnight off. "And he gave it to her!" Tanya returns and gets the sharp end of Betty's tongue for being gone so long. However Vicky springs to her defence and tells her nobody really noticed they were short-handed.
Martin comes in late from work and flops, knackered, onto the sofa. Immediately there is the sound of loud pop music from upstairs. Martin gets up to do battle with Nick on the decibel front but Gail tells him she will go. Sarah-Louise appears on the stairs complaining that Nick woke her up. She tries to get Martin or Gail to read her a story but to no avail. She stomps back upstairs having unconvincingly threatened to run away. Gail calls for Nick to get downstairs. She tells Martin what Alf's opinion of the situation is. "Ivy's been filling his head with what a Superman Brian was!" Martin advises against attacking Brian's memory. "It will only make him more defiant." Gail tells him that she doesn't intend to but she will not have Nicky being disrespectful to Martin. Nick finally appears and there follows the sort of argument that all teen-agers have with their parents or guardians. I'll leave you to fill the rest in for yourselves. Save the traditional ending in which the parent throws up their hands and cries "What is happening to you? You're turning into a boy I don't even know!" Nick retreats upstairs. Gail turns to Martin. "Well, I warned you what you were getting into when you married me." Martin decides the best thing would be a nice cuppa tea. He goes to the kitchen. Gail follows. "Do you regret it, marrying me?" Martin sighs. "Do you really need me to answer that one?"
At Manchester International Airport Deirdre is pacing the halls. She stops some disembarking passengers, one of whom is carrying a leather camel, and asks if they are off the flight from Morocco. The young man confirms they are about the last of the passengers. "We left the camel on the plane," he grins. "If we hadn't we'd be halfway to Chorley by now!" Deirdre turns away from the barrier looking worried.
Meanwhile in the Rovers Audrey and Alf are discussing the Nick Situation. Audrey remembers that Nicky used to be such a nice little boy. "I wonder if it's his friends?" Alf points out that we would all like someone to blame. "Left to themselves our kids would be angels. But it's not like that." Alf is sure Gail and Martin are sensible enough to cope with the situation. Audrey starts wondering what it might have been like if they had met earlier and had children. Alf takes her hand and says mock-seriously "We'd have even more problems than we have now." Vera is on a fishing expedition. She is trying to find out about Deirdre's special visitor. No body rises to the bait. In fact they all clam up. Curly, Liz and Jim do not give her so much as a gnat's egg of information. "Nosy old bat!" says Liz to Jim after Vera has gone. Jim opines that Vera's eyes will pop out even more when she claps eyes in young Romeo. Liz hopes that he turns up. "Otherwise that poor girl will be shattered." Jim thinks that a lot more grief will be saved if he doesn't.
Deirdre approaches an information desk. The clerk declines to tell her if Shamir was on the plane on security grounds. He suggests if he did miss the flight he would have phoned and maybe she should check at home. She turns away not sure what to next. An official approaches her and asks here if she is Deirdre Barlow. She tells him she is meeting Shamir Rachid. "What's happened? He is alright?" The official asks her to go with him.
Tanya approaches Des in the Rovers. He is as receptive to her plea to drop her as a witness as Alex was to her plea to help her. "No dice, darling," says Des draining his pint. "So you can turn off the waterworks."
Deirdre is being questioned by the immigration official. He wants to know how long she has known Mr. Rachid. She has to admit that they only met in July when she was on vacation. Deirdre wants to know why she is being questioned. "Can you confirm the purpose of Mr. Raschid's visit?" Bit by bit the official gets the story. She invited him. He's here on holiday. He will be staying with Deirdre. "Even though you've only known him a short time?" the official raises a questioning eyebrow. The question of the money comes up. Deirdre hedges a bit but at the suggestion that the money Shamir is carrying is dishonestly gained she becomes riled enough to come clean. "I sent him the money. I paid his airfare. We're crazy about each other. He's my lover!" (Eyebrows now completely through the roof) "Is there anything else you'd like to know?" The smirk hovering on the face of officialdom would seen to say "probably not a good idea to go down this road."
Betty is leaving for the night. Charlie and Tanya are finishing up. He tells her he saw her talking to Des. "But I didn't get anywhere with him." Tanya thinks both Des and Alex want to punish her. She tells Charlie they are both capable of physical violence. "I'll be looking over my shoulder when I walk home tonight." Charlie tells her if she needs an escort to let him know. "Oh Charlie would you?" Tanya is quick to take up the offer.
Deirdre is still waiting but at least she is back in the Concourse. A young man in a white T-shirt appears escorted by an official. Deirdre's face breaks into a smile. "Shamir! Can he go now?" The official assents. "Well thank God for that!"
As a taxi turns into the Street Charlie and Tanya leave the Rovers together. Deirdre and Shamir get out of the taxi. "Well here we are! I'm sorry about the welcome. It wasn't quite what I planned." Shamir laughs. "Your face with that man!" "You should have seen his face when I told him you were my lover." "You said that! Now I know why he gave me a bad time. He was jealous!" Deirdre laughs. She tells Shamir the official probably thought she was just another silly middle-aged woman making a fool of herself. Shamir smiles again. "I don't," he says as she ushers him into the house.
Update written by Libby Seekings
Paula Maxwell JUDY BROOKE; Young Man (at airport)
PETER MACHEN Desk officer DANIEL COLL; Immigration Officer PAUL
BRIGHTWELL Samir Rachid ALI NEDJARI First Appearance of Samir
Rachid (pronounced Shamir?)
Written by ADELE ROSE; Directed by SIMON MASSEY
Wednesday (3743, Friday 26 August 1994)
Thursday (3744, Monday 29 August 1994)
Nicky continues to be a spoiled brat, Deirdre shows off her toy boy, and the butchers of Weatherfield begin their journey to France...
We begin with the France bound Weatherfield contingent. There is no room in the minibus for Fred Elliott's cooler, so it's decided that it will travel in the boot of the mayor's car. Audrey and Alf are comfortably ensconced in the back. Fred leans on the rolled down rear window and comments that the seats are all squashed together on the minibus. He asks if there is any chance of riding in the car, but Alf turns him down, saying it would look like favoritism. Fred responds to this talk of favoritism by complaining that the French always vote for their own puddings, but Alf is confident that Weatherfield can stand on its own and that the best pudding will win. "As long as it's not French!" Fred bellows, and heads to the minibus. Audrey praises Alf for the way he handled Fred and comments that some of the butchers don't seem to be in the spirit of the contest, which is meant to encourage friendship and cooperation, or as Alf puts it, "entente cordialle". "Mind you, they are French," he adds.
At the Platts, Nicky shouts at Sarah Lou for using his pen and then goes out. Sarah Lou begins to cry. Martin offers her another pen, but she throws it down and runs upstairs. Martin walks into the kitchen where Gail is putting sheets into the washing machine. Gail tells Martin that Sarah Lou wet the bed. "And that's my fault, is it?" Martin asks. "It all adds up," Gail replies, saying it suggests anxiety. "What would you say -- a father drinking, a son smoking, and a daughter wetting the bed. All's well with the world," Gail says sarcastically.
Andy and Curly are sitting in the car ready to go to work, but Curly isn't making any move to start the car. "I'm seriously depressed," he moans to Andy. "Accused of sexual harassment by Vera Duckworth, and I just stood there and took it! I didn't sexually harass Paula," he continues. "I ought to sack Vera, but I won't." "You could always run her over," Andy suggests, as Vera emerges onto the street. "Hiya," she yells, spotting them. "Can I have a lift?" "No, you flaming well can't," Curly says. Sticking his thumb on his nose and wriggling his fingers, he drives off, leaving an astonished Vera behind. "Feel better?" Andy asks. "I'm cracking up, but I feel better and I'm ready to start the day," Curly grins.
At the Barlow love nest, Deirdre and Samir make plans for the day. Deirdre insists that they go to the pub that evening, otherwise she'll be accused of hiding Samir away. She says she wants to take him to show him off, and also that the pub is a large part of her life socially. "The pub is where you go to meet people," Deirdre explains, "but I warn you, you're going to get a lot of looks."
We watch as the mayor's car and the minibus pull off the highway onto a side road. "Why are we stopping?" Alf asks. "The minibus wants something," Brian, the chauffeur, replies. "Fred Elliott will be at the bottom of it," Audrey guesses. While they wait, Audrey and Alf discuss butchers. Alf figures he could have been a butcher, since butcher is very close to grocer. Audrey asks Brian if he could have been a butcher. She's amused when he says he's too clumsy and would have had his hand off by now! Fred runs over and knocks on the window. He tells them about a nearby restaurant that makes the best sweet bread they'll ever taste. They decide to go and sample it.
Alma and Mike are back from Spain. Mike sits at the table reading a newspaper while Alma gets back into the cafe swing of things. Gail tells Mike that Mark has been looking for him. Mike rushes off to see him, saying that he was planning to see Maggie anyway. Now that he's got some money in his pocket, he's going to pay Mark's school fees again, Alma guesses.
Martin is reading to Sarah Lou when Nicky comes home. They have another row about Nicky's games. Martin apologizes for showing him up in front of Gary, but says he's still going to hang on to the games. Cue Nicky's "you're not my father" routine (zzzzzzzz...). He finishes by saying, "my father's dead" and runs upstairs. "Why did he say that?" asks Sarah Lou. Martin has no answer, and tells her to wait until her mom gets home and they'll discuss it properly.
Gail is gathering dirty dishes and finds an envelope on the cafe counter. "It's your present from Spain," Alma smiles. Excitedly, Gail opens the envelope and finds a wad of cash inside. "It's my share of the profits from the past two weeks. You deserve it." Gail is touched, saying it's come at a good time. She tells Alma about the "battle of wills" between Nicky and Martin, and how she's caught in the middle.
Mike pulls up to Maggie's and is surprised to see a for sale sign on the front lawn with "SOLD" slapped across it. Maggie isn't home alone. She introduces Mike to Gerry Woodward, her fiancé. "I've sold up. We're moving down to Gerry's place," she informs a stunned Mike. "And where does this Gerry live?" Mike asks. Didn't catch Gerry's answer, but Mike seems to think that it's on the other side of the world. "What about Mark?" he asks. "He's coming with me," Maggie responds. Mike protests, but Maggie is firm. Mike demands to know how long she's been seeing Gerry. When Maggie says that she's known Gerry a long time, Mike wants to know why Mark has never mentioned him. Maggie and Gerry tell him that they've been dealing with each other for years, since Gerry imports flowers, and have been seeing each other for months. Mike isn't satisfied.
The Weatherfield butchers and company stagger out of the restaurant pleased with their meal. Alf, feeling indebted to Fred, agrees that he can ride the rest of the way in the limo. Fred squeezes in, leaving a very uncomfortable Audrey perched between he and Alf.
Back in Weatherfield, Mike wants to know why Maggie didn't tell him about her plans earlier. "The fact is I can't trust you," Maggie admits. "With warning, you might have made a nuisance of yourself, and you still might." Mike tells her that he only wants what's best for Mark, saying that Mark would still be at Weatherfield Comp if he hadn't paid thousands of pounds to prevent that. "No, I've paid thousands, since you stopped paying," Maggie reminds him. "That's why I'm here, to pay you back," Mike says, "but you won't get anything if you take Mark away." Maggie's resolve stiffens. "You never change, do you," she says. "You're your own worst enemy." "What does Mark think?" "Mark's happy," Maggie says, "and he loves Gerry's yacht." Since Mark is out at a friend's for the day, Mike promises he'll be back. His parting shot is that yachts don't impress him -- he's just been to Spain and made a fortune by selling a bit of land. Gerry reaches for Maggie, probably to comfort her for putting up with Mike for so long!
The mayoral car stops once again. Alf stumbles out, appearing to need some air, or perhaps to attend to an urgent call of nature. Audrey is left alone with Fred, who immediately begins to make suggestive remarks. She flees, suddenly needing some air herself.
Martin tells Gail about Nicky's earlier outburst. A shattered Gail feels nothing but frustration over the situation. She agrees that they need to talk to Sarah Lou, who, strangely enough, has been sitting at the table in full view listening to their entire conversation!
Vera catches up with Curly, Andy, and Paula at the Rovers. She tells Curly off for his antics that morning. Curly says she deserved it, which causes Vera to start shrieking about how he sexually harassed Paula. Paula speaks up to defend Curly, saying she never felt threatened. Curly leaves in disgust. Mike and Alma enter, and Mike, in a foul mood, manages to offend Betty by implying that she wants him to buy her a drink. On the other side of the bar, Fiona discusses Mike's recent business deal with Ken, saying that Mike "makes money like it falls off trees." "At whose expense?" Ken asks. "Are you jealous?" Fiona teases. Des and Sean discuss staff for the new shop. Des, seeing Tanya at the bar, asks Sean to switch places so he can have his back to her. They change seats. Des tells Sean that Tanya is trying to make it up with him because of the tribunal, but he wouldn't touch her with a barge pole. Deirdre arrives with Samir and struts to the bar. Vera is instantly curious. "Look at her, old enough to be his mother," she clucks.
Gail talks to Sarah Lou about Brian's death, and explains that when she and Martin were married, Martin adopted her and became her real daddy, and Nicky's real daddy. The reason that Nicky is saying things like "Martin isn't my real dad" is because he's cross. Martin points out that just because people are cross with each other doesn't mean they don't love each other. "I know," says Sarah Lou, "but I think you should tell Nicky because I don't think he does."
Charlie and Percy watch Deirdre and Samir. Percy is predictably scandalized, but Charlie says "it's what makes the world go round" and is unfazed. Mike is convinced that Mark was so desperate to see him because he doesn't want to move with Maggie and Gerry. Alma tells him to stop worrying until he speaks to Mark the next day. When Mike comments that he gets bored with the Rovers, Alma points out Deirdre and Samir and says that you can't get more fascinating than that. Deirdre introduces Samir to Ken. They make polite conversation. Vera elbows her way between everyone and introduces herself. She invites Samir to visit anytime, while Ken mouths "very young" to Deirdre. Deirdre mouths back, "I know." "Good for you," Ken smiles. Tanya collects glasses from Des' table. When Des accuses her of being nice so she won't have to testify, Tanya calls him naive and implies that she may not tell the truth at the tribunal. Des frown. The credits roll.
Update Written by - Sarah Ettritch (ettritch@home.com)
Brian Bower - PAUL ANGELIS; Fred Elliott -
JOHN SAVIDENT Samir Rachid - AL NEDJARI; Gerry Woodward - DAN
ARMOUR
Written by - STEPHEN MALLATRATT; Directed by - MERVYN CUMMING
Friday (3745, Wednesday 31 August 1994)
Early morning, and at the cafe, Mike is feeling very gloomy over the news he recently received from Maggie. Now he moans to Alma that Mark is his son, he's moving, and Mike will probably never see him again. Worse than that, Mark's new step-dad is a flower merchant! Alma tries to convince Mike that Mark will be just fine, but Mike doesn't agree. He wants Mark to move in with them, but Alma points out the obvious -- their flat isn't big enough, and Maggie would never allow it.
Gail and Martin are discussing Nicky over the breakfast table. Gail wonders where Nicky is, and Martin cynically laughs that it's obvious Nicky is avoiding him. Gail tries to make light of the subject by saying that Nicky is simply going through a "difficult age." "So you keep saying," Martin replies sarcastically. Gail brings up the subject of the computer Nicky so badly wants, and suggests that the money Alma gave her could go a long way toward buying it. Martin throws a wobbler, reminding Gail that Nicky has been acting like a monster for the past few days, and now she wants to reward him for it. A frustrated Gail tells him that if the money would bring a bit of peace to the household, it would be well worth it. Martin thinks the idea is stupid, to which Gail snaps that just because Martin is in school, it doesn't mean that everyone around him is "stupid."
Mike continues his ploy to win Alma over to the idea of having Mark stay in Weatherfield and move in with them. He tells her repeatedly that Mark is the only son he'll ever have, and he doesn't want to lose him. Alma, in turn, tells him that Maggie would never agree to leaving Mark behind with them. Mike tells her that she should "leave Maggie to me," and feels that she'd at least be willing to allow Mark to spend part of the year with them. Alma finally agrees that if it's alright with Maggie, it will be alright with her too. "Darling, I love you!" Mike announces as he rushes out of the cafe to make the arrangements. He passes Gail on his way, who wonders why he's so happy. "Don't ask," is Alma's short answer.
Meanwhile, Deirdre is making breakfast for Samir, and asks what he'd like on his toast. She still can't believe that he's there, in her very own living room, and wonders what he fancies doing that day. Samir gives her one of his come-hither looks, and after stating that he'd like more of what they were up to last night and this morning (nudge, wink), admits that he loves going to the movies. If he had his way, he'd spend a few hours at a theatre watching one movie, and then go next door to watch yet another. As Deirdre ponders this, there's a knock at the door, and Liz asks if they'd like to come for a meal on Friday evening. The pair accept the invitation, so Liz tells them to come around half seven before she dashes off to work. After she's gone, Deirdre asks Samir if it's really alright with him to go to the MacDonald's for their tea. Samir insists it's fine by him, before pulling Deirdre close for another snogging session.
Mark finds Mike at his door and launches into an explanation of the move he and his mom are about to undertake. Mike informs him that Maggie has already put him in the picture, which is why he's dropped by. He needs to speak to Maggie, but Mark explains that she's gone somewhere with Jerry.
We change venues and now find ourselves in France, where Alf is giving the British butchers a pep talk outside their hotel He reminds them all that they are ambassadors for Great Britain and Weatherfield, and tells them to "walk tall" as they enter the competition. Looking around, he wonders why Fred Elliott isn't there. As it turns out, Fred is in the limousine with Audreh, offering a manly shoulder to cry on and an ear into which she can complain. And Audrey is complaining rather unhappily about all the silly formalities she has to endure as mayoress -- all this "be upstanding" silliness, for example. Fred is obviously quite taken by the scented lady, and tells her it would be his pleasure to buy her some lovely lingerie for which the French are so famous -- strictly as a token of his esteem. As Fred continues to fawn all over Audrey, Alf pokes his head into the car and tells them to get ready for the procession.
Back in Weatherfield, Mike tells Mark that he really doesn't want him to leave, so he suggests that Mark have a serious talk with his mom and tell her that he wants to live with his dad. Mike is taken aback when Mark tells him that he's really looking forward to moving. Mike tries to change his mind by pointing out that he'll lose touch with all his school pals, but Mark shrugs that he has no friends at the private school -- he was happier at Weatherfield Comp until Mike pulled him out of there. Now he's anxious to move with Maggie and his new dad. Mike bluntly reminds him that he's Mark's dad, but Mark doesn't acknowledge the remark, and goes on to tell Mike that he really likes going out with Jerry, who has a boat. Mike even offers to buy a boat, but Mark reiterates again that he's looking forward to the move. "I can write to you," he tells a disappointed Mike.
Sean and Des arrive at the Rovers Return and Des orders the drinks -- two large scotches -- causing Betty to wonder if it's Des' birthday. He replies that he's come into a bit of money, and asks if Tanya is around. Betty tells him that it's her day off, and Des seems disappointed. Andy asks about his windfall, and Des brags that Alex Christie caved-in and settled the unlawful dismissal case, to the tune of fifteen hundred pounds. Andy goes straight to Curly, who is sitting at a nearby table, and suggests tongue-in-cheek that he sack him, right now, so he can sue and make a few bob. Curly isn't amused, and tells Andy not to put any ideas into Vera's head. Jim pops in for a minute to inform Andy that he thinks he's found him a "fine wee motor" at the right price.
Don arrives at the Platt household, and tells Nicky that he needs to speak to his dad. Like a broken record, Nicky once again reiterates that Martin is not his dad -- "he's dead." He also tells Don that he's sick of being called after Martin -- he's Nick Tilsley, not Nick Platt. Don gently points out that he's not Nicky's grand-dad either, but because he married Ivy, he earned that title. Likewise, Martin married Gail and even adopted Nicky so he could earn the title of dad. He reminds Nicky that names aren't what it's all about, "it's how people feel about you that's more important." Nicky doesn't seem convinced, and insists that he's going to change his name back to Tilsley, but Don suggests that the only reason he wants to do that is to "get back at Martin." He insists that if he does that, it would be terribly hurtful not only to Martin, but to his mom too, "because their name is Platt, and they want to have the same name as you." He suggests that if Nicky really wants to change his name, he should wait until he's older, but for now, why not make his mom happy and leave things as they are.
Back in France, the contingent of butchers have moved indoors to the competition area, where numerous toasts are being proposed. The Charlesville Mayor, with an appalling French accent, toasts Alf and his "lovely bride" -- "bien venue et sante." Alf then rises and informs the delegation that his fair city has been twinned with Charlesville for 21 years now -- and 21 years ago, he promised that he would one day deliver his speech in French. In halting and horrific French, Alf blunders through a statement which he then translates to mean "I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and my wife's bottom too." He chuckles and explains to a room of puzzled French-speakers that in English, "this is a joke" (which no one else seems to get). Audrey sinks into her chair in embarrassment and mutters "and may God forgive you, it's older than you are." Alf goes on to announce that while some may laugh at English cooking, their black puddings can hold their own.
In another part of the hall, Fred (after ogling the waitresses), approaches a gentleman and asks if he might be one of the judges. Fred then suggests that there could be "something in it" for him, should he decide that his black pudding is superior. The judge has trouble understanding Fred's rhetoric (as did I -- most of it was whispered, accompanied by strange facial contortions on Fred's part), so Fred finally suggests that there could be folding money involved if the "right" decision is taken.
In Jim's Cafe, Alma is doing her best to buck-up Mike's sinking spirits by telling him that Mark won't forget him after he moves. Gail is pleasantly surprised when Nicky comes in and asks if she needs any help with the washing up. She puts him to work on a stack of dirty pots, and then tells him that she and Martin have been thinking about Nicky's desire to buy a new computer. They've decided to help out, and she hands him the money that Alma gave her, insisting that it's from both of them. Nicky happily takes it from her, saying "yeah, but... it's really from you, isn't it mom?" Gail sighs.
In Charlesville, Alf and his mayoral buddy are getting into the wine, toasting deGaulle, Churchill, and any compatriot whose name comes to mind. Audrey looks on disapprovingly, telling Brian (the chauffeur) the problems she has getting Alf into bed when he becomes legless. An official approaches the microphone, calls for attention, and announces that the black pudding that has been entered by the English must be disqualified, as there has been foul play. "One of our judges has been seduced." Fred bellows that it's all a pack of lies, but the judge comes forward, insisting that Fred "attempted" to bribe him with money and he is "deeply wounded" by these actions. Unwilling to believe the allegations, Alf tells the officials that all they're asking for is fair play -- "that is, if there is fair play in France." An offended French mayor retorts that "it is not we French who need instruction in fair play. It is, as always, the perfidious Albion."
At the Rovers Return, Mike is ordering yet another drink, causing Charlie to remark that he's really knocking them back. Mike is in an ugly mood but laughs that things could be worse, and points at Ken Barlow who is sitting nearby, smirking that he could be him. Deirdre and Samir come in and order drinks for themselves and Ken. At another table, Maureen asks Maud about the young man with Deirdre, and when she learns that he's Deirdre's latest flame from Morocco, remarks that he's far too young for her. Mike, in a loud voice, asks Deirdre if this is her latest "toy boy," and calls her a "cradle snatcher." Deirdre retorts that he's drunk, and gets a variation on the famous Churchill response: "I'll be sober in the morning, but you'll still be a cradle snatcher." tsk, tsk
Feelings are running high in Charlesville, where Audrey is doing her best to drag Alf away, while Fred continues to protest (in a very loud voice) that he's innocent of any involvement in bribing a judge. Alf insists that the French's refusal to carry on with the contest reminds him of the famous "tongue" contest (would that be French tongue?), where they also backed out at the last minute. Alf reminds them that they "brought these puddings a long way, and it cost a lot of money," but the Charlesville mayor belittles this remark by insisting that the French "speak of honour, while you speak of money. Napoleon was right -- you're nothing but a nation of shopkeepers." VERY insulted by this crack, Alf maintains that shopkeepers are "the salt of the earth," while in the background, Fred cheers Alf on by bellowing at him to "get stuck in."
At Audrey's urging, Brian tries to extricate Alf from the chaos, but Alf shrugs him off and tells him he's not finished. Taking the microphone in his hand, Alf announces to the gathering that they "came over here, extending the hand of friendship, and what did we get? Slanders, insults, accusations of nobbling the judges -- and this from our own twin town. Well, you've pushed us too far this time. As of now, our town twinning is off. Finito. Null and void. And as far as I'm concerned, they can fill in the channel tunnel!"
Update written by: HEATHER MORLAN
Samir Rachid: AL NEDJARI; Mark Redman: CHRIS
COOK Brian Bowes: PAUL ANGELIS; French Mayor: OLIVIER PIERRE French
Official: ROGER DELVES-BROUGHTON
Written by: JOHN STEVENSON; Directed by: MERVYN CUMMING
Monday (3746, Friday 2 September 1994)
Tuesday (3747, Monday 5 September 1994)
This will be my last update. I have enjoyed doing these but I think it's time for a fresh point of view. I may be back to help out now and then. Good luck to my successor.
Monday morning at the Platt household and panic- stations as usual. Nick can't find his homework and accuses Martin of moving it. Martin informs him he only moves things if they are lying in the middle of the floor. "That's where I left it! So where is it!" Martin denies knowledge of the missing homework. Gail thinks he's being awkward and points out that it's time Nick was going to school. "So if you do know where it is. . " Martin still denies he moved it. After more ranting by Nick, Sarah-Louise pulls the homework book from behind the chair cushion. "Well I definitely didn't leave it there so you must have moved it!" Nick storms out. Gail is suspicions are aroused and she wants to know if Martin did know where the homework was. Martin only replies that he can't be doing with any more of this and he picks up his bag. "Goodbye," he shouts and slams the door as a frustrated Gail throws up her hands and screams, "There's no point in shouting at him!"
Around the morning tea-pot in the Rovers' living room, Jack is recounting his previous night's dream. "I were in this darkened room, or maybe I were wearing a blindfold. ." Bet breaks in, "Don't you're telling my dream. I was dreaming about Raquel. She were up to her neck in this slimy stuff. . ." Tanya opines it was probably a beauty treatment. Bet thinks not. She says the her dream has really upset her. Jack tries to resume his tale. "And there were foot-steps coming nearer and nearer. . ." Bet wonders if Raquel is all right. Charlie asks why shouldn't she be. "Well she wasn't in my dream - and we haven't heard from her for weeks." Charlie says that you only hear from people when they're miserable. "She'll have found a new bloke." Jack carries on , " . . and they came nearer and nearer until whoever, or whatever, it was were right next to me then - Bam!!" Jack pounds his fist on the table scaring Bet and Tanya. "Blimey Jack! What are you playing at?" Jack tells them that in his dream this 'thing' came up to him and smacked him on the head and then went away. "Now that's got to be a sign or summat?" Bet is not impressed by this tale. Her mind is still on Raquel. "I think I've got the phone number of that modelling agency somewhere. . ." Tanya leaves to help Charlie. Meanwhile Jack is perusing the racing pages and gives a start. "It is a sign! Here it is! 'Blunt Instrument!' I mean it's got to be the one hasn't it?" There is no answer. Jack looks up. Every one has left the living room.
Andy is chatting to Paula Maxwell at the store. She tells him that in two weeks she'll be getting into a minibus bound for Goa (there must be easier ways of getting to India). Andy tells her rather glumly that he'll be stock-taking. Paula tells him there's plenty she knows who would give anything to have a job like his. Curly Watts comes up and Paula scurries off. Curly tells Andy the assessment reports have arrived. However Andy is not suitably enough impressed and makes a facetious remark about having his Mum and Dad sign them. Curly tries to impress on him the importance of assessment reports in relation to a satisfactory career path at Bettabuys. In fact Andy's report is so glowing that Curly is sure in will be given an promotion to an Assistant Managership in no time at all. "So I could be the Curly Watts of my generation?" Any hint of sarcasm whizzes by Curly. "What's wrong with that?" Andy draws breath to tell him but thinks better of it and leaves saying he has work to do.
Vera, who has witnessed these exchanges, comes up and asks Curly if he's still playing gooseberry between Andy and Paula. She tells him Andy is still keen but Curly doesn't think so. "Course he is! That's why he gave her the job." Curly points out that he gave Paula the job. Vera has really been hanging around to have a word with Curly about popping out to make sure her lecky bill gets paid. She explains she gave the money to Jack, but totally forgot about the new betting shop. Curly is puzzled. "What's that got to do with anything?" Vera explains that Jack has to pass it on the way to the Post Office. "Well it will be too much for him, won't it?" Vera is confident in her assessment of Jack's weakness of will where the gee-gees are concerned. She begs Curly for leave. "If I don't go, I'll have me electric cut off!"
Meanwhile Jack is trying to justify his feelings about the gee-gee known as Blunt Instrument by trying to persuade Ken that he would do the same if he had a similar dream. Ken isn't buying it. He tells Jack that dreams are expressions of the subconscious mind not supernatural hot tips. Jack wants to know the source of this definition and is told Sigmund Freud. Jack's turn not to be impressed. Ken tells him a horse is a horse and a dream is an expression of suppressed anxiety. Jack denies any anxiety and tries to draw Don into the discussion. Don relates a dream of Ivy's about a coach catching fire on a day trip. Jack tries to bring the conversation back to the matter under discussion. Ken opines that if he was to have a bet based on the dream it would be 'Sword of Damocles' running in the same race. Jack tells him it was his dream and he wouldn't dream about Damocles. "No, Blunt Instrument. It's a dead cert. I'll put a fiver on it." Don remarks if it's that dead a cert why not put a bundle on it. Jack admits he doesn't have a bundle. Bet appears in the bar and tells Jack that since he was asking to go out on an errand earlier, now would be a good time. "Straight back mind!" Jack takes the racing paper with him.
Outside the Bookie's Jack pauses. Will he go in? No the bus is coming. Jack sprints across the street to the bus stop. The bus draws up and fills the screen. The bus draws away - revealing Jack still standing at the bus stop. He takes a brown envelope from his inside pocket, glances at the paper again and strides across the street towards the betting shop. Vera was right. Jack is the weaker vessel.
At the café, Audrey is explaining to Alma about the latest news from the Town Hall. "The French accused us of cheating, you see. So Alf's taking Weatherfield out of Europe." Alma wonders if he can do that. Audrey tells her it depends on whether the Council decide if Alf exceeded his powers. "If he did, he's taking Weatherfield out of Britain and declaring himself King!" "So you'll be Queen then?" says Alma. Martin comes in to speak to Gail. He has come to apologize about the morning's upset and asks Gail for a five minute chat. Audrey offers to cover for Gail while she sits down with Martin. She hiding from Alf's speech making. "He keeps trying to practise on me," she tells them. "He mentioned Bulldog Breed this morning. He thinks he's Churchill!"
Martin is wondering if Nick is doing OK at school. He tells Gail Nick might be having difficulties with Math so he has bought a copy of the 'National Curriculum Maths Book.' Gail is impressed by this and gives Martin a kiss for being a great Dad. (This would not have been my reaction if my Dad came home with a book of math problems!) Gail is so happy with Martin that she decides they'll go to the Rovers for half an hour. Audrey says that's OK as long as they don't tell Alf where she is. "Tell him I've left the country. And if he mentions Bulldogs - muzzle him!"
Jack has met up with Steve in the betting shop. Steve tells Jack he has a horse in the next race that's a good bet. "I heard something on the grape-vine." Jack wants to know what Steve heard. "I heard my horse is going to win," replies Steve cagily. Jack presses for the name of this certainty. "Sword of Damocles." Jack rushes to the counter to change his bet but Des steps forward, "Sorry Jack, too late. They're off." Jack turns to the TV screen to watch the progress of the race. Steve smiles when the jockey falls off Sword of Damocles at least he'll get his stake money back. "So where's your horse? asks Steve. Jack admits it's not quite in the picture right now. "Oh? Is that because it's running faster than the camera or something?" asks Steve as the race ends. Jack grimly tears up his betting slip. Steve gets up and pats Jack on the head the while telling him "Oh well I suppose you have to let a few little one go before you catch the big one!" Jack calls Des over and tries to get him to refund his money on the grounds that he was going to change his bet. He pleads to Des that he needs the money. "Then you shouldn't have put it on a horse," is Des' response.
Nick is at the table doing his math homework. Gail wants to set the table but Nick says he is stuck. Help is offered but Nick declines the offer. "How can you help. Unless you know how to calculate the volume of a cylinder." It just so happens that Martin does know this. Nick is suspicious. "Have you been checking on my homework?" Martin tells him if he needs any help he Gail are there to help him. Nick says he doesn't need help. "I'm not in the thickie class!" Martin says they just want to help. Nick throws up his hands. "So you are saying I'm thick!" He stomps upstairs and refuses to come down when Martin demands it. "I'll come if Mum calls me!" Gail refuse to do this and ends up on a shouting match with Martin. This escalates to then point where Martin calls Nick a 'spoilt little brat'. Martin is appropriately dressed for this scene in a red T-shirt. "How dare you talk about my son like that!" Gail screams. "GET OUT!!" Martin can't believe this. He looks at Gail, gives a little snort of a snigger and leaves, slamming the door behind him. If we could see Nick upstairs, he must be feeling delighted at this outcome. Classic text book stuff. Teen v. Parents. Rule I - Divide and Conquer.
Martin bumps into Alf as he leaves the house. Alf is looking for Audrey. Martin tells him he hasn't seen her and carries on down the street. Alf follows and tries again. Martin turns round and tells Alf he has seen Audrey. "And she's avoiding you - and so am I!"
Across the street Andy and Curly have arrived home from work. Liz is outside the house and Curly does not miss the opportunity to tell her about Andy's glowing assessment and prospects. Liz is thrilled and proposes a celebratory drink in the Rovers'. This will also be a farewell drink as she and Jim are going to Belfast for Jim's mother's birthday. Liz goes to get her purse and Andy lets Curly know how he feels about him involving his parents in his work. "Next time keep your nose out!" Curly is still trying to work out why this was such a terrible thing when Martin hails him. "Just the man! How would you like to get stinking drunk?" Martin is not talking about a sociably merry evening. "I'm talking about systematically erasing your mental faculties." Curly's mental faculties process this invitation. "You're on!"
Vera enters the Rovers like an avenging angel wielding the Sword of Damocles. "Where is he?!" She wants to know why there is no receipt from the lecky bill payment. Jack appeals to Bet. "Chuck this woman out - she's interfering with my work." Bet asks a few pertinent questions and administers justice swiftly. She pulls Jack from behind the bar and tells Vera to take him home and do with him what she will. "And if I ever catch you betting on my time again you won't know what's hit yer!" Bet snarls at him. Ken observes that it looks as if his dream was true after all. "You are going to get battered about a bit!" says Ken as Vera takes firm hold and drags him out of the pub. Liz and Andy enter and Jim explains the cause of the brouhaha they witnessed on the way in. "Jack bet the lecky money on a horse. But the horse wasn't electic." Liz tells Jim the good news about Andy who stands embarrassed between them and tries to tell them it's no big deal. Liz replies that Curly thinks it's a big deal. "Curly Watts doesn't have a Life," replies Andy.
The Lifeless One and Martin are not comatose yet. They have sunk several cans and have arrived at that enquiring philosophical stage of faculty erasure in which one starts to wonder about the Wonders of Life and How Things Came To Be. "Bar codes!" slurs Martin looking at the side of the laager can. "There's a Wonder of Modern Life. How do they work then, Curly?" Martin has deferred to his host in bringing up a subject that he knows something about as opposed to the usual case where the questioned knows diddly squat about the proposed subject under discussion. Curly tells him it is "Disappointingly Simple" and then gives a long and complicated answer. He tells Martin he can read bar codes like Martin can read thermometers. Curly opines he was genetically programmed to run a supermarket. He brings up the subject of Andy's assessment. "Do you know how many years, how many years, I waited to get a letter like that?" Martin (who has taken on a slight aura of Dudley More) says, "How many?" "I never got one!!" blurts Curly. Curly and Martin both spray their laughter about the sofa. "I even, I even offered to photocopy it for him," continues Curly between giggles, "And he's not bothered!" Martin echoes this remark and adds, "Well that's what they're like today!" He tells Curly he getting too soulful and throws him another can.
Bet comes into the Rovers' living room. Charlie has made a brew but Bet thinks she might want something stronger. She tells Charlie that she rang the modelling school and found out that the course finished two weeks ago and as far as they know Raquel isn't working. Bet is worried about her. Charlie tries to tell her that Raquel is not her responsibility and that her taking it out on the rest of them isn't helping. "You've been niggling at Tanya all day." Bet tells him in no uncertain terms that she could not care less about Tanya. "So I'll say Goodnight then," says Tanya who walked into the room unseen by Bet as she was declaring her indifference. Tanya slams the door and Bet and Charlie say nothing.
Curly has graduated from laager can bar codes to whisky bottle bar codes. Martin wants to know what it means. "I don't know!" Curly shouts, "What does any of it mean?" He tells Martin that 36% of his shopping trolleys go missing every year. "What does that mean?" Martin thinks shopping trolleys are easy compared to Nick. Curly starts to talk about his real problems and how he feels when he sees happy families shopping in his store. Martin complains that he's had to listen to Curly's problems all evening but Curly points out that Martin can get drunk and then go home to Gail and talk about what's really bothering him. "But when you've gone who do I have to talk to?" Understanding that Martin should really go home Curly decides to take him. Martin is reluctant but Curly drags him out of the chair telling him he doesn't know what he got. They stagger outside and are obliged to have a sit down on the kerb. Martin tells Curly he should have asked Paula out. Curly says she's not in his league. Martin cites Julia Roberts. "Do you know who she's married to?" Curly informs him that Julia and Lyle split up. Martin apologizes for the bad analogy. They help each other up and stagger across the street. Half-way across Martin thinks of another example. "What about Barlow?" he cries pointing down the street to number one. Curly turns him round. "He lives over there," he says pointing Martin in the direction of the corner shop flat. "Well there you are! You just never know!" says Martin alluding to Ken's conquest of the much younger Denise. Curly tells him he does know. "From bitter experience, I know." Martin offers to ask Paula for him if he's shy. "Shy? I'm not shy," Curly hangs onto Martin for support, "I'm desperate!" They both collapse into giggles again.
By this time they have reached the front door of number eight. They stifle their giggling and Curly makes sure that Martin is standing unaided in front of the door. Martin takes a deep breath to compose himself. He tells Curly that he never thought in a million years he would ever get Gail. Curly knocks on the glass door while trying to conceal himself behind the door frame. Gail has heard the commotion and opens the door at the precise moment of contact so that Curly nearly falls into the doorway. "Gail!!" shouts Martin throwing up his arms. Curly tells her that Martin has been a model of propriety and not allowed a word against her. Gail is leaning on the door-post with her arms folded. "You're drunk!" Martin says he is sorry. He means about the fight earlier, not for being drunk. He tells her he is really glad that they are married. "Oh!" groans Gail, "a sentimental drunk!" Martin tells her he will try harder with Nick. Gail relents and pulls him inside leaving Curly to steel himself for the return journey across the street - alone.
Update written by Libby Seekings
Paula Maxwell JUDY BROOKE; Racing Commentator
ROBIN GRAY
Written by FRANK COTTRELL BOYCE; Directed by MICHAEL OWEN MORRIS
Wednesday (3748, Wednesday 7 September 1994)
Thursday (3749, Friday 9 September 1994)
Alf settles the twinning scandal, the Platt problems continue, and Samir makes a big decision...
Andy peeks into the street to see if Curly has left for wok. No luck. Curly's car is still sitting at the curb. "Let's wait until he's gone," Paula's voice suggests from behind him. "But then we'll both be late," Andy points out. He has another plan. He'll run to his car and get it started, and then Paula can jump in. Checking that the coast is clear, Andy dashes into the street, unlocks his car, and dives into the front seat. Paula calmly walks outside, shuts the door, and bids Curly, who has just appeared, a good morning. She then gets into Andy's car and Curly watches as they drive off. Vera happens to look out her front window and seeing Curly, knocks on it, shouting, "can I have a lift?" She emerges from the front door with her coat on, in time to see Curly's car pull away from the curb.
At the cafe, Alf specified "no black pudding" when ordering breakfast. Gail asks Ken for a word, while Alma hands Tanya her change. Gail wants to know what Ken knows about Gary. Ken doesn't know Gary, but says he'll talk to Gary's form teacher.
Bet is planning to go to Croydon to check on Raquel. Charlie isn't convinced it's a good idea, but Bet wants to make sure Raquel is okay. Tanya, who overhears the latter part of the conversation, enters the Rovers front room and asks if Raquel is alright. Bet bites her head off and sends her to collect glasses. After she leaves, Charlie tells Bet that he supports her decision to go to Croydon.
Deirdre and Samir walk to the bus stop. Deirdre has had a film developed and hands Samir the second set of prints. Samir is surprised that she had two copies made, then his face drops when he remembers that he'll be leaving Weatherfield later that day. Since they only have to be at the airport for five, Deirdre asks Samir what he'd like to do, and suggests showing him the canals. Samir, looking depressed, wants to go back to Deirdre's. Deirdre agrees, and they head home.
Alf has invited Fred Elliott round to the house so he can have a private word with him. Fred comes bearing a gift -- prime steak. "That could be misconstrued," a wiser Alf says. Fred waves Alf's veiled accusation aside and plops the steak onto the coffee table. Sitting himself on the sofa, Fred broaches the subject of the state of the tenders for the meat for school meals. Alf says he needn't concern himself with the tenders, as he won't be in the running. A furious Fred leaps from the sofa and demands to know what's going on. Alf tells him that there are rumours about what happened in France, and once rumours get started they don't stop. He tells Fred that they don't need his tender, and that he doesn't need the steak. He picks up the steak and thrusts it back at Fred, and demands that Fred leave his house. After the door slams shut behind Fred, a small smile creeps onto Alf's face. He's clearly pleased with himself.
Charlie chats with Rita in the Rovers, telling her he's planning to sell his rig and give up lorry driving. Alf, who is now enjoying a drink, chuckles as he tells Audrey about his encounter with Fred. Percy interrupts to show them the front page of the Weatherfield Gazette. "Jubilant Mayor in Untwinning Debate" is slapped across the front. Percy tells Alf he's behind him 100%, but Alf, knowing now that he may have backed the wrong party, doesn't seem pleased. "I've done the French a disservice," he admits to Audrey.
Ken, returning to the street on his lunch break to meet Samir, knocks on Deirdre's door. Not getting any response after a second knock, her turns to leave, but the door finally opens. Deirdre appears, clutching her dressing gown closed. Ken asks if Samir is around, since he had arranged to meet him in the pub at lunch. "He must have forgotten," Deirdre says, wishing Ken would just go away. When Ken asks if Samir is in, Deirdre hints that it's not really a good time, and Ken, finally noticing the dressing gown, has the good grace to look embarrassed. He gives Deirdre a farewell present for Samir, telling her it's a book about the lakes, "places he might want to visit next time he's here". Deirdre thanks him warmly, and Ken says he likes Samir and to give him his best. A thoughtful Deirdre shuts the door.
Steve gloats about his horse wins to Jack, and Jack suggests that living with a bookie must give Steve some inside information. Steve winds Jack up by saying he hears Des talk in his sleep. Paula and Andy are in for their lunch so that they don't have to face Curly in the Bettabuy's Canteen, but who should walk in but the boss himself. He scolds them for drinking during working hours, but when Paula shoots back that he must be there to set a good example then, he refuses the pint that Jack assumed he wanted and stalks off, loudly saying that he only popped in to keep an eye on his staff. Jack brings the pint to his lips, but Bet catches him before had can have a sip and tells him to give it to Steve.
Alf tells the chief executive of the council about his change of heart over the matter of the French. After listening to Alf, the chief executive decides that Alf is playing a brilliant political game and has decided to apologize to the French so that the French can no longer regard Weatherfield as some backwater town, but rather as being very magnanimous. After a long speech with a lot of big words in it, he tells a bewildered Alf that he has underestimated him. Out of his depth, Alf asks if it means that Weatherfield is still twinned. "You leave it to me, Alf," says the chief executive, ripping up the documents that would have untwinned the towns. "I'll make sure you're kept out of it."
Martin returns home from work and hurls his bag onto the sofa. Gail, missing this gesture of frustration, asks him to nip upstairs to tell Nicky and Sarah Lou to wash their hands. Instead, Martin sinks wearily into a chair. He's upset because Ken has just stopped him on the street to give him the "life and times" of Gary, and he doesn't like everyone knowing their business. Gail defends herself by saying that she's only worried about Gary's influence on Nicky. "I'm not worried anymore," says Martin, "because according to Ken, the sun shines out of Gary's satchel. In fact, I got the distinct impression that he thinks the problem might be our Nicky. If you want to get at the root of a problem, look for the problem family. I just got the every family goes through its rough patches treatment." Martin goes on to rant about all of their recent problems and how they should run off a circular about them to be distributed around the neighborhood. Nicky comes downstairs and announces that he's going out. He ignores Martin's shout that his dinner is in the oven and leaves. "Well done," Gail says.
Outside, Nicky asks Don if he needs any help polishing his car. Don doesn't need any assistance, so Nicky asks if he can watch telly at Don's house for a bit. He tells Don that he doesn't want to go home because his mom and Martin are always rowing. A sympathetic Don tells Nicky he'll meet him inside, and then gazes across the street at the Platt home. Samir and Deirdre leave for the airport, Samir laden down with baggage. Deirdre asks Don if he can run them to the airport, but Don says he can't because Nicky is over. Samir says he likes the bus anyway. "It's your lucky day then, isn't it," Deirdre comments. After a long pause, Samir says, "I don't think it is." He turns and heads for the bus stop. Deirdre catches up to him and puts her arm through his.
At the Rovers, Rita tells Bet about her chat with Charlie. Bet says she hasn't heard anything about Charlie selling his rig, then shoos Tanya away, who was attempting to eavesdrop on the conversation. A downcast Vera tells Bet and Rita that it's Tommy's birthday, but she and Jack weren't invited to Blackpool to see him. Percy offers to buy Alf a drink, for a "true patriot", but Audrey tells Percy that he's out of date -- Weatherfield is still twinned. Percy tells Alf he's sold them out and refuses to pay for Alf's drink. Bet asks Rita if she's planning to stop and drink all night. It's the anniversary of Ted's death, and Rita doesn't want to go home and brood. Bet suggests that they go into the back and have a quiet drink. At that moment, Charlie approaches Bet and offers to drive her to Croydon the next day. Bet turns him down, saying she needs someone she can trust to stay and run the pub. She and Rita disappear into the back.
At the airport, Deirdre and Samir attempt to make the chit-chat that everyone makes when they're soon to say goodbye to someone that they desperately don't want to see leave. Deirdre tells Samir that she'll probably be seeing him soon, perhaps Christmas. Samir says he'd like that very much. They promise to write to each other, and then check the flights. "It would be on schedule, wouldn't it," Deirdre sighs. They start to walk to the gate, but Deirdre suddenly stops and the tears start to flow. "I can't do this," she cries. "All this talk about seeing each other and hopping planes, when we could hardly have afforded to scrape together the taxi fare to the airport. And you've seen where I live. When you get on that plane, it's goodbye, and we both know it." Samir moves to kiss her, but she tells him not to, saying it will only end in tears. She says she's sorry and walks off, leaving Samir to head to his flight alone.
Nicky hasn't come home. Gail has rung all his mates but can't find him and is getting worried. Martin is preparing to go out to look for him when Don shows up on the doorstep. He tells them that Nicky is with him. Gail tells Martin to go tell him to come home, but Don says they're halfway through a film and so Nicky might as well stop with him. He implies that Gail and Martin could use the time to sort things out. This upsets them, and they wonder what Nicky is saying, but Don claims he's not saying anything and makes a hasty exit after they agree that Nicky will stay with him for the night. Martin leaves for the Rovers, not wanting to talk about Nicky for the 150th time.
Deirdre sits on a bench outside the airport, sobbing. The bus pulls up, and she climbs aboard and sits down. A shadow falls over her. She glances up, into Samir's face. "I do not have the money for the bus," he says. "I think I can run to that, just about," Deirdre smiles. He sits down next to her, and they share a long kiss. They pull away from each other and smile. The bus begins to move as Deirdre wipes the tears from her eyes. The credits roll.
Update Written by - Sarah Ettritch (ettritch@home.com)
Chief Executive - SIMON ROBERTS
Written by - STEPHEN LOWE; Directed by - MICHAEL OWEN MORRIS
Friday (3750, Monday 12 September 1994)
Another day begins on Coronation Street. At the Rovers Return, Charlie is making it abundantly clear that he's not pleased about Bet's plans for the day -- she's off to London to make sure that Raquel is alright. Charlie cracks on sarcastically that he never had her down as being a social worker as well as a barmaid, but Bet seems not to hear him as she does a last-minute inspection in the mirror and applies her lipstick. Outside, a cab honks its horn, and Bet kisses Charlie goodbye, asking if he'd mind throwing a load of dirty laundry into the machine while she's away. Charlie shakes his head and mutters "dirty laundry" to himself as the cab speeds off.
Next door, Samir tells Deirdre to get ready for work while he does the washing-up. Deirdre doesn't mind doing it, but Samir protests that she's the only one earning any money, so the least he can do is help with the house work. Deirdre wonders if he has second thoughts about not going home, but Samir admits that she was right -- if he'd caught his plane, it would have been the end of their relationship. Nevertheless, he awakened that morning wondering what he was doing there -- he has no money, no job, and no prospects. Deirdre suggests they concentrate on the easy things, as they kiss.
Don arrives home with a bagful of groceries and offers to make Nicky (who is sitting in front of the telly eating crisps) a proper breakfast. Nicky enthuses that would be great, and claims that he has to make his own breakfast at home. He tells his grand-dad that he really likes staying with him, and asks if he can stay again tonight. Don hedges a bit before telling him that wouldn't be a good idea, and when Nick sulks and says he doesn't want to go home because his mom and Martin are always rowing, Don tells him that all adults have arguments. Nicky tells Don that Gary's parents argued so much that they eventually split-up, but Don reassures Nicky that Gail and Martin aren't going to get divorced. Nick shocks his grandfather by telling him that he wouldn't be bothered if Gail and Martin did split-up. In fact, he'd be happy about it.
Back at the Rovers, Charlie tells Tanya that Jack has called in sick. Tanya says she isn't a bit surprised by this news, and when Charlie asks what she means by that, Tanya asks if Charlie noticed the look on Jack's face when Bet announced that she'd be away and that Charlie would be in charge. "So you think he's swinging the lead?" asks Charlie. Tanya opines that he's bound to feel a bit resentful, given that Charlie is relatively new on the scene. When Charlie asks if Tanya resents it, Tanya smiles seductively and says she prefers working for men.
Jack is indeed "swinging the lead," as we see him sneak past the Rovers Return on his way to the bookies. Inside the betting shop, Des asks Jack if he has the day off, and Jack claims that he's taking a sick day, since he's not "feeling so clever." Behind the counter, Sean reviews some of the betting slips and moans that he'll never get rich on the 50p bets made by the locals. Steve puts 300 quid on his horse, to Sean's delight.
At Jim's Cafe, Gail complains to Alma that she's shattered. She and Martin stayed up half the night, arguing over Nicky, and then Sarah-Louise came down, complaining that they'd awakened her. When Don arrives, Gail thanks him for putting up Nicky for the night. Don admits that he enjoyed the company, and wonders if it would be alright if Nicky stayed a bit longer, perhaps for a few nights -- "only to tell the truth, he's feeling a bit neglected." Gail bristles at this statement, and coldly informs Don that Nicky has been nothing but the center of attention in their home for the past few weeks. "Ah, but what kind of attention?" wonders Don. He goes on to tell Gail that he has some great plans to keep Nicky occupied, and suggests that she and Martin could probably use the time to sort things out between them. Gail informs Don that she appreciates his willingness to help, but she and Martin don't need him to be a marriage counsellor as well. Don suggests that she come over later that evening to talk to Nicky.
In the Kabin, Rita asks Sally about what goes on at the birthing classes that she's attending. Sally admits that they usually watch an educational movie and have a discussion afterwards, for which reason Kevin isn't much interested. Rita wonders if she could attend in his stead, and Sally seems happy for the company, so they make arrangements to meet. After Sally leaves, Roger rushes in and asks Mavis if it would be alright if he's a bit late picking her up for their art class.
In London, Bet arrives at a very loud and busy bar, where Raquel is getting an ear-bashing from the manager. After Raquel is informed that she needs to learn how to balance her friendliness with the customers with the need to get the work done quickly, she asks who she can serve next. Bet steps up to the bar, and a stunned Raquel dashes around to give her a big hug. "What are you doing here?" wonders Raquel, to which Bet replies that she was "hardly in the neighbourhood. I came to see you."
After the break, Raquel tells Bet she wishes she'd called -- Raquel would have arranged to have the day off and shown her around. Bet explains that she had a hard enough time tracking her down -- "Hercule Poirot would have had difficulty," but even when she did manage to get the name of the bar where Raquel works, the manager refused to give Raquel a phone message. Raquel admits that she should have stayed in touch, but didn't see much point when she decided to stay in London, since "this is where all the work is." Raquel quickly adds that she means modelling work -- her bar job is "just a filler." Meanwhile, she's saving her money for a rhinoplasty, and when Bet wonders what that is (when it's at home), Raquel explains that it's a "nose job." A photographer told her once that her right nostril is wider than the left, and Raquel believes that if her nose is made a bit smaller, "like Claudia Schiffer's," the jobs will pour in. Bet is shocked to learn that the surgery will cost about three thousand pounds, and tries to tell Raquel that her nose is perfect, as it is. Raquel doesn't agree, and sees the surgery as "an investment."
Back in Weatherfield, Jack watches a race on the bookies' closed-circuit television, and then despondently tears up his betting receipts. Steve, on the other hand, has cleaned-up, and saunters confidently to the wicket to collect his winnings. Des asks if he got a tip from one of the trainers, but Steve, as usual, refuses to reveal his source. Des tells him he'll have to come back the following day, since he doesn't keep enough money in the till to cover Steve's three thousand pound win.
Charlie locks the door of the pub after the last customer leaves, while Tanya announces that she's going to have a well-deserved drink. She asks if Charlie would like to join her, but he jokes that he has to do the laundry.
Bet asks Raquel if she's sure she's doing the right thing, and wonders if she doesn't miss her home and friends in Weatherfield. Raquel tries to be sincere when she insists that she's making new friends in London, and that she's planning to buy herself a really nice place once her career takes off. She asks about Des, and Bet tells her that he's found himself another job with a new bookie shop just around the corner from the pub. As Raquel continues to dry glasses and hang them from the rack above the bar, Bet wonders if she's only concentrating on her nose these days and given-up on her hand-modelling work, since that's the first time Bet's seen her doing that sort of work without rubber gloves. A distracted Raquel stares sadly at her hands and claims that she keeps forgetting to put them on. Clearly things aren't going well for our model. She tries to change the subject by asking about Charlie.
Charlie is having a cozy little chat with Tanya, who tells him that he doesn't strike her as the sort of guy who could settle anywhere for long, and seems like a fish out of water pulling pints in a back-steet pub. Charlie wonders what "type" Tanya is, to which she replies that she's "bitchy, manipulative, and a home-breaker -- haven't you heard?" She tells Charlie that every time she finds a Mr. Right, there's a Mrs. Right, adding that all the "good ones" have been snapped-up, including him. Charlie laughs because he thinks she's teasing, but Tanya fixes him with an intent, soulful look, and tells him that he's just the sort of man she's been looking for, "handsome and mysterious -- but already spoken for..." as she gets up to leave. Charlie looks thoughtful. The seed has been planted....
A few doors away, Don calls up to Nicky that his tea is ready. Nicky appears with a pair of weights that he found in the cupboard -- according to what Granny Ivy told him before, they used to belong to his dad. Nicky claims that he's going to use them to build his muscles, and end up looking just like his dad. Don asks if he thinks about his dad a lot, and Nicky sadly admits that he wishes he were still alive. "I know," Don responds sympathetically.
A taxi has arrived for Bet, and outside the London pub she tells Raquel that she's always welcomed to come back to the Rovers, and to never forget that it's still her home. Raquel asks Bet to say hello to everyone for her -- well, everyone except Des. In a show of bravery, Raquel smiles as she waves and blows kisses at Bet, but as the taxi disappears around a corner, her expression changes completely and she suddenly looks as though she's going to cry.
The Rovers has opened for evening trade, and inside Andy asks Curly if he's still not talking to him (over the Paula incident). At the Platts' house, Gail tells Martin that they've got to get things sorted out as far as Nicky is concerned. Martin is fed-up with the whole situation, and tells Gail that there's nothing to discuss because Nicky isn't talking to him. Gail thinks that Martin needs to be the adult in this situation and do his best to keep the peace, but an exasperated Martin tells her that since he isn't Nicky's "real" dad, there's no point in trying to be his dad.
Andy informs Curly that he thinks it's "stupid" for the pair of them to fall out over Paula. Curly admits that he's right. This is stupid. Therefore, he wants Andy to have his stuff out of his house by tomorrow night.
Gail arrives at Don's, and makes it clear that she's there to bring Nicky home. Don tells her that Nicky is upstairs washing his face (apparently because he's been crying), but Gail doesn't want to hear about it. Instead she bellows up the stairs that Nicky is to get himself down, NOW. Nicky yells back that he doesn't want to go home, while Don does his best to get Gail to "go gently" with the lad. Gail ignores Don and loudly informs Nicky that he's coming home now, even if she has to drag him there. Nicky obstinantly insists that he's not coming down. "Now look," Gail shrieks, "you may be able to wrap your grand-dad around your little finger, but it won't wash with me. Now, come on down, Nicky. I won't tell you again!" Nicky repeats that he's isn't coming home -- "in fact, I'm *never* coming home, and YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!" With that, Nicky goes into his bedroom and slams the door, while Don tries to convince Gail to leave him be for now. Gail has lost her patience, though, so she angrily screams that Nick should "stop here -- FOR GOOD."
Update written by: HEATHER MORLAN
Roger Crompton: DONALD GEE; Mike Murphy: JIMMY
HIBBERT
Written by: MARK WADLOW; Directed by: BRIAN MILLS
Monday (3751, Wednesday 14 September 1994)
Tuesday (3752, Friday 16 September 1994)
At No1 Deirdre is picking up the mail from behind the door and goes into the dining room where Samir has prepared breakfast and is pretending to be a waiter. Samir is talking about getting a job but Deirdre doesn't want him to.
Steve comes into the betting shop and Jack is already there and asks him if he has any hot tips. Jack says he has won a few times but Steve says Jack is not in his league. Des tells Steve to stop bragging.
In the Rovers, Tanya is drying ashtrays when Raquel comes in with a vase of flowers. Bet had asked her to bring them in. Tanya asks her if Bet had asked her to do any other work around the Rovers. Raquel said that Bet told her not to do anything until she is better. Tanya says that she never did say what was wrong with her. Charlie comes in and says that Raquel had a nasty bug and Raquel then leaves. Tanya tries to pump Charlie for information about Raquel. Tanya assumes that it was an abortion but Charlie says she is way off base. Tanya thinks Charlie knows something.
At Betterbuys, Curly approaches Andy and said that he had received his resignation letter and had sent it on to head office. Curly leaves and then Paula comes over and wants to know what Curly's reaction was to Andy's leaving. Andy says it had as much impact as if he'd told him it had started raining.
Back at the Rovers, Jack and Tanya are tending bar, Kevin and Ken come in and are having a discussion when Des comes in and asks for Raquel. Jack goes to find her.
Steve is leaving a building with an estate agent and bumps into Mike. Steve tells Mike that he may be his new neighbour. Steve has been flat-hunting in Mike & Alma's building.
In the Rovers back room, Des has given Raquel some mail that came for her. Des tries to apologize to Raquel for everything that happened. After some heated discussion Des offers her money and she says to keep it and accuses him of trying to compensate her.
After Des leaves, Raquel is reading her mail and Jack comes in. Part of the mail is the Newton & Ridley calendar that she posed for. She's Miss February. Jack says she has done us proud. Jack compliments her and wishes he were 10 years younger. Raquel gets up and goes over to Jack and kisses him on the forehead.
In the Kabin Rita asks Mavis how her life class went. Mavis admits that there was a male nude model at the class but she didn't see him as a man but as a series of curves and things. Rita says that Mavis never ceases to surprise her.
In the Street Don is cleaning his car when Nick comes out of the house. Don tells Nick that he didn't make his bed that morning. Gail comes over and asks Nick if he's all right and who school is and says to him "you know where we are". Nick calls her back and then says "nothing". Gail walks away.
Back in the Rovers Raquel admits to Bet that she feels a lot better. Tanya comes over and asks what Des wanted. Raquel says she told him where to go. Jack comes over with the calendar and asks the lads to come and get an eyeful of Miss February. Kevin wants one for the garage. Curly says she looks gorgeous but Raquel says it is all airbrushed to make you look better than you really are. Curly says she is the prettiest of the lot. Meanwhile, Tanya is fuming in the background and storms off into the back room.
Charlie is finishing a phone call and follows her in. Tanya is sick of everyone saying how wonderful Raquel is. Everyone makes Raquel out to be Snow White but Tanya is the Wicked Witch of the West. Charlie says that Tanya is just as popular with the customers as Raquel is. Tanya doesn't believe him. Charlie tells Tanya to let Raquel have her moment of glory as it will be her last. He tells Tanya that Raquel has given up on the modelling lark. Tanya wants to know more and says she won't tell anyone. She says she'd like to help Raquel and she's not the bitch everyone thinks her to be and hopes Charlie knows that.
Back at No1 Deirdre comes home and Samir has set the table. Samir tells her that he has got a job and starts on Monday. She wants to know how he got a job so quickly. He admits that he looked up Rachid in the local phone book and found one who owned a restaurant and said that he was his mother's uncle's third cousin and the guy gave him a job.
At the Rovers Curly and Kevin are discussing Andy's resignation from Betterbuys and Curly doesn't know where Andy is going and wouldn't give him the satisfaction of asking him.
Derek, Mavis and Rita are at a table discussing Mavis's art. Mavis admits to Derek that there was a nude model at the last class but lets Derek assume that it was a woman.
Steve joins Kevin and Curly at the bar. Mike and Alma are at another table and Mike is telling Alma about seeing Steve at their building. Des comes in and Steve offers to buy him a drink as he will be soon losing his lodger. Steve tells Curly that he's moving into Mike's building.
Jack brings out Raquel's calendar again and shows it to everyone. Tanya is fuming again in the background and says "well, it's always good to quit on a high". Tanya then announces to everyone that Raquel has packed it in because some photographer said that she had no style, no poise and no class. Raquel is in tears and quickly leaves to go into the back room. Des calls Tanya a grade A bitch.
Bet is comforting Raquel in the back room. Bet said she didn't tell anyone about Raquel. Raquel says she can't face anyone any more but Bet tells her that she hasn't done anything to be ashamed of. Bet leaves her and goes back into the pub.
In a very stern voice, Bet tells Tanya to leave "Out!. You're poison, Tanya, always were and always will be. I was a fool to have ever given you a second chance. I want you out of here, now, and I never want to see your evil little face in my pub ever again". She then throws Tanya's coat at her. Everyone in the pub is silent as Tanya leaves.
Update written by Christine Kaczynski
Written by ADELE ROSE; Directed by BRIAN MILLS
Wednesday (3753, Monday 19 September 1994)
We open with Deirdre and Samir gently discussing their day. Samir informs her that he will be working at the restaurant all day and night, insisting he must make the money so that he can repay the money she loaned him. Deirdre protests - a 14 hour day is barbaric!! and insists that there must be another way. [Ya think?!!]
Mavis goes into the shop and brings her sketch from her art class to show Rita. It's a male nude, and Rita teases Mavis - "trust you not to get a good seat". The sketch is from the back!! Derek comes in and looks at the sketch book - "You're not very good at this, are you. It looks more like a man than a woman"!! He tells her she obviously needs more practise. Typical man . . . Mavis did try to tell him that it was a male nude, but Derek interrupted her and she gave up.
Cut to the back room of the Rovers, where Charlie (a.k.a. Sexy) tries to get Bette to give Tanya another chance. She refuses and reminds him that it's none of his business and she doesn't appreciate his interference. She should have been rid of Tanya long ago, she thinks. Little does she know...
Tanya tries to cozy up to Alma at the cafe and says she was unfairly fired from the Rovers, that Bette went off her nut and that Tanya was an innocent party. And, being fired, would it be all right if the rent was late (...but I can't pay the rent...but you must pay the rent). Alma tells her that she was at the Rovers and that Tanya enjoyed hurting Racquel; Bette was right to fire her. She warns Tanya that if the rent is not paid on time, she will be glad of the excuse to evict Tanya. Gail asks Alma if she wasn't a little harsh, but Alma says not and that she hopes Tanya gets what's coming to her.
Tanya goes to the back door of the Rovers, and sympathetic Sexy, I mean,Charlie, lets her in to talk to Bette. She begs for another chance and asks for her job back, but Bette just takes the opportunity to blast Tanya again and then turns on the tall sexy one, reminding him that it's none of his affair.
Curly takes pity on Racquel, who is exhausted, and takes her home to make her tea. While Racquel gets comfy on the couch, Curly decides to confess his feelings for Racquel. He tells her how he feels about her, only to find she's fallen asleep and heard nothing.
Charlie goes to Tanya to give comfort and a shoulder to cry on, and they get very comfortable indeed. After a few hot kisses, Charlie shows what he's made of when he swings Tanya into his arms and kicks open the bedroom door to take her inside. Very very very sexy. Too bad it signifies the end of Charlie Whelan, because Corrie could always use a few good men.
(ed. note: Now i don't normally add anything to anyone else's update but since everyone knows Charlie Whelan is my hearthrob i couldn't resist! Indeed and DAMN this man is Fine and that last scene with him kicking open the door... wooohooo. too bad it was with Tanya but can't really picture him doing same with Bet can you? Anyway this marks the changeover of the strong silent sexy cowboy trucker to weak willed jelly baby in cowboy boots, alas! .... Diane)
Update written by Laureen
Written By JOHN STEVENSON; Directed By SIMON MASSEY
Thursday (3754, Wednesday 21 September 1994)
Tracy returns to Weatherfield, Derek discovers the truth about Mavis' drawing, and Emily discovers what her money was used for...
Raquel is initially alarmed when she wakes up on Curly's sofa. Her cry wakes up Curly, who has spent the night on a chair. They look at each other and laugh.
Tanya answers her phone but no one is on the other end. We then see Charlie quickly put the phone down at the Rovers as Bet comes down the stairs. She mistakes Charlie's quietness for concern over selling his rig. She apologizes to him for being a cow lately, admitting that she's nervous about them living together and might not get it right on occasion. Charlie listens, feeling guilty.
There's a knock on Curly's door. Raquel disappears upstairs so that whoever it is won't get the wrong idea. It's Andy, wanting a word. He and Curly make up. When Andy hears thumping upstairs, Curly tells Andy it's Raquel but it's not what it seems. Andy believes him.
Outside the Kabin, Mavis tells Rita that Derek still doesn't know that the model she painted is a man. She invites Rita out for a drink that evening, but Rita doesn't want to get caught in the middle between Mavis and Derek and so turns her down. Emily is back from holiday and stops to chat with them. Percy walks up. He wasn't expecting Emily back until later that day, and offers to cook her breakfast. Emily says she'll just pop off a present to Deirdre. Percy, Mavis, and Rita exchange glances. Percy tells Emily about Samir, his voice dripping with disapproval.
Back at the Rovers, Raquel tells Bet that she doesn't want to cause a fallout between Bet and Charlie. Bet tells her that she and Charlie seem to argue about everything these days. When Raquel says that she'd like to come back to work full time, Bet pulls her leg by asking her what experience she has.
Charlie has breakfast at the cafe. Alma tells Gail that Mike isn't looking forward to having Steve McDonald as a neighbor. They speculate that Charlie and Bet must have had a "ding dong". Tanya comes down for milk. Charlie asks her is she's alright. She tells him that she was woken up early by a phone call but the person on the other end didn't say anything, then stalks up to the flat.
A bus pulls away from the curb. Tracy Barlow is back on the street.
At Bettabuys, Vera asks Curly if they'll be having a whip round for Andy. When Curly thanks Vera for 'volunteering', Vera protests and says that Deirdre should do it since she's more familiar with what young men like. Deirdre, standing nearby, is amused. Curly fakes a coin toss to decide if Deirdre or Vera will do the whip round. Curly declares Vera the 'winner' without showing her the coin.
Tracy lets herself into Deirdre's and is startled to find Samir inside. Samir further surprises her by knowing her name and saying she must be Deirdre's daughter. "Well, that sorts out who I am," Tracy says. She chats amiably with Samir until she realizes that he is Deirdre's lover. When Samir tells her that he's 21 years old, she tells him she has to go and leaves.
At the cafe, Alma and Gail are convinced that they can hear a man's footsteps in Tanya's flat. We see that it's Charlie, who is upset that Tanya barely acknowledged him in the cafe that morning. They have a row. Tanya, at her manipulative best, winds Charlie around her finger and he ends up hugging her and promising her that he won't leave her.
Emily and Percy are at the Bettabuys checkout. As Deirdre rings up their purchases, Emily sends Percy off to fetch an item so she can speak to Deirdre alone. She seems very supportive of Deirdre and Samir, and doesn't mind that her money was used to bring Samir from Morocco. Deirdre invites her to meet Samir that evening.
At the Kabin, Audrey admires Mavis' drawing of the male model. Nicky, who is with Audrey, also gives it his seal of approval. Derek walks in and a conversation ensues about Mavis' drawing, during which Nicky tells Derek he's sure it's of a bloke. Derek is stunned. Mavis points out that she never actually said it was of a woman -- Derek assumed it was.
At the pub, Sally refuses the offer of another drink from Kevin, worried that they're taking advantage of Rita's willingness to babysit. They go home. In a booth, Emily chats with Samir. Deirdre is surprised when Samir tells Emily that he met Tracy that day.
Rita, liberated from babysitting, decides to take Mavis up on her offer of a drink after all. As she approaches the Wilton home, she overhears Mavis and Derek arguing about Mavis' drawing. She then sees Deirdre and Samir and overhears Samir ask Deirdre why she hadn't told Tracy about him. Rita decides that going home and spending a quiet evening on her own might be best, and seems quite happy that she's single!
Deirdre and Samir arrive home to find Tracy inside. Samir leaves for work. Tracy tells Deirdre that she and Samir are a joke. She suggests that Samir is using Deirdre. Deirdre doesn't care, saying that Tracy only comes around when she needs something or a place to stay. Tracy grabs her bag and moves to leave. Deirdre grabs her shoulders and tells Tracy, "not this time. You're not spoiling this for me." "I imagine your boyfriend will do that for you," Tracy shoots back. "That's my prediction." She walks out, leaving a deflated Deirdre behind. The credits roll.
Update Written by - Sarah Ettritch (ettritch@home.com)
Written by - PATREA SMALLACOMBE; Directed by - SIMON MASSEY
Friday (3755, Friday 23 September 1994)
At the Rovers Return, Bet gives Charlie a big hug and tells him they need to find a chance to get out and celebrate the fact that he's sold his truck. Charlie appears a bit uncomfortable so doesn't have much to say, and when the phone rings and Bet realizes that there's no one on the other end, Charlie gets up and leaves. He goes into the bar area, where Jack and Raquel are admiring the tower of coins that have been collected for Weatherfield General Hospital. Bet comes in seconds later and tells Charlie that whoever was on the phone decided to ring off. Charlie claims he has a few last-minute details to take care of before selling his rig and will see Bet later.
Down the street, Mavis goes on to Rita about the fuss Derek made when he finally realized that she was painting a nude male model. When Alf comes in, Rita jokingly asks him if he'd pose for Mavis' art class, wearing (only) his mayoral chain. Alf misunderstands the question, and agrees that he'd be only too happy to do that. Meanwhile, he wants to know if the ladies will be at the pub that night, when he'll be officiating at the "penny tower." After he leaves, Mavis assures Rita that she isn't the least bit interested in painting Alf Roberts in the full monty, and Rita assures Mavis that a lot of people will be relieved.
While Samir irons a clean shirt, Deirdre tells him how fed-up she is with Tracy and her judgmental attitude toward their relationship. Samir points out that Deirdre would probably react the same way if Tracy came back from her holidays with a man that was old enough to be her father. Deirdre bristles and wonders if Samir is having second thoughts about the age differential in their relationship. Samir realizes that playing the Devil's advocate has just caused their first argument, which Deirdre puts down to "good old Tracy."
At Bettabuys, Vera informs Curly and Paula that she's managed to collect 27 pounds from the staff for Andy's going-away present, and now she's wondering what she should buy him. Paula suggests a new shirt, since he's always complaining that he doesn't have enough of them, but that leads to the inevitable question of what size to get. The subject is promptly dropped when Andy arrives and tells Curly that the duties he's been assigned for his last week of work don't make a lot of sense. As he and Curly try to discuss the matter, Vera goes through a series of contortions in an attempt to stare down Andy's collar and learn his neck size. She has to give up when Andy suggests he and Curly go elsewhere, away from Vera and her strange manoeuvres.
Don shows up at the cafe to assure Gail that things are going well with Nicky, and that he's even doing his homework every night without an argument. Gail wonders if Don could talk Nicky into coming over for his tea that night, at which time she's hoping they can convince him to move back home. Don isn't sure it will work, but agrees to try. After he leaves, Ken arrives looking for Tracy, but Gail hasn't seen her.
Jack tries to convince Raquel that he can cause the tower of coins to collapse through sheer will-power, and when Raquel laughs that it's an impossible feat, Jack removes his glasses and stares intently at the stack. Charlie tells Betty that he has to go out to make arrangements for the sale of his truck, and Betty suggests that perhaps the new owner will come by now and then and allow Charlie to spend a few minutes with his beloved rig.
Apparently Ken managed to find Tracy, because they have a pre-arranged meeting at the cafe. Tracy immediately launches into her favourite topic, and wonders if Ken knows about Deirdre's latest love interest. Ken assures her that he's met Samir, and quite likes him. Tracy asks if Ken is aware of Samir's age, and when Ken guesses that he's in his mid-twenties, Tracy gleefully reports that he's "only 21." To her disappointment, this information doesn't elicit shock on Ken's part, so she goes on to tell her dad that Deirdre is "making a fool of herself." She tried to tell her mother that, but "as usual, got a load of abuse." The meeting doesn't go quite as Tracy planned, especially when her dad calmly informs her that he thinks they ought not to judge.
Charlie's "last minute" arrangements to sell his truck have led him to Tanya's flat, where he wonders if she's the person who called the Rovers earlier that day. Tanya admits it was her, and Charlie sternly tells her that he can't have her calling there whenever it suits. Tanya smirks and makes it clear that this is her idea of "good fun." Charlie doesn't approve and can't cope with all the lies and deceit, so he's decided that he's going back on the road. In fact, he already has a job lined-up to take a load to Hamburg, so he'll be leaving Weatherfield that night. Tanya correctly guesses that he's decided not to sell his rig. As Charlie gets up to leave, Tanya wonders what would happen if she were to write "HAMBURG" on a piece of cardboard and stand at the side of the road. Would he stop for her? Charlie assures her he would. Tanya tells him to come around to her flat when he's ready to leave, and she'll be packed. "I'll go with you."
In the back room of the Rovers, Raquel confides to Bet that she thought she'd never be able to work again after her relationship with Des ended -- she was that broken-hearted. Bet laughs that there will be lots more men in Raquel's life, and she'll probably get her heart broken again, but when she reaches Bet's age she'll realize it's not the end of the world. Speaking of heart-breakers, Charlie arrives back, and Bet wonders where he's been, since Dave Hume has called several times about taking delivery of the truck. Charlie claims there's "a bit of a problem" transferring the ownership and will have to get that sorted first.
Tracy returns to Deirdre's and asks if *he* is there. "If by 'he' you mean Samir, no, he's working" Deirdre replies calmly. Tracy condescendingly informs her mother that she's been talking to her dad, and "he feels the same way" as she does. Deirdre couldn't care less what Ken or Tracy think, but Tracy is only too happy to let her mother know that everyone "including Emily Bishop" thinks that Deirdre is making a fool of herself over Samir. Unfortunately for Tracy, she's no longer able to get a rise out of her mom, and Deirdre merely crosses her arms and wonders if Ken had any "news" for Tracy. Since he clearly hasn't bothered to put Tracy in the picture, Deirdre concludes that Ken must have been leaving that up to her.
Don and Nicky arrive at the Platts', and while Gail invites them to sit down -- their tea will be ready in about ten minutes -- Martin offers Don a beer. He also warns him that Gail will be bending over backwards to try to persuade Nicky to move back home, although Martin isn't sure that's such a great idea. He's tired of apologizing.
Denise holds her breath as Ken carefully adds a few more pence to the charity tower on the Rovers' bar. Andy, Curly, Paula and Vera arrive at the same time, and Vera is pleased to learn that Andy really appreciates the after-shave she selected for his going-away gift. She explains that she felt it was risky buying a shirt when she didn't know his size. Audrey and Alf (wearing his mayoral chain) are next to come in, joking about his duties. Tracy charges in, looks around, and makes a bee-line for the table where Denise and Ken are sitting. Ken offers to buy her a drink, but is interrupted as Tracy angrily wonders why neither of them bothered to tell her. She rants that all of them, including her mother, are "hypocritical... making out to be better than each other." Guess that means Tracy has learned about the pregnancy.
Betty announces that Alf's and Audrey's drinks are on the house, and that Bet will be in the bar area in about half an hour, when the ceremony can commence.
Meanwhile, Charlie has stopped at Tanya's flat and is preparing to take her suitcases down to the truck. Tanya laughs that she's skipping out owing a few weeks' rent, but declines Charlie's offer to lend her the money. She asks if Charlie has told Bet what's going on, and he admits that he couldn't face it, so thought he'd write her a letter after he gets down the road. The ever-considerate Tanya tells him that she'd be "furious" if a man did that to her, and really feels it would be "kinder" to explain the situation to Bet "face-to-face." Charlie reluctantly agrees.
Back at the Platts', tea is finished and Nicky is upstairs in his room, going through his tapes. Don decides that this would be a good time to sneak off, and suggests that Gail and Martin tell Nicky that he just learned he has to work the night shift. He's on his way out the door when Nicky comes down the stairs, wondering if his grand-dad was going to leave without him. Gail intercedes and gently tells Nicky that she hoped he'd consider stopping there, but Nicky makes it clear that he wants to stay with Don. Martin is prepared to argue the point, but Gail interrupts him and tells Nicky that if he wants to continue living with Don, that's fine with her. As Don and Nicky leave, Martin rolls his eyes in exasperation.
Charlie parks the rig in front of the Rovers and climbs out, telling Tanya that he'll be back soon. Ah, but we all know, don't we, that Tanya won't stay put. Charlie wades through a packed pub and finds Bet in the back. She's pleased to see him, and asks him to get behind the bar where his help is needed serving the customers, but Charlie tells her that he's come to a decision -- he's not selling his rig, and he's going back on the road. As he explains that he's leaving for Hamburg that night, the camera pans to the street, where we watch Tanya get out of the rig and go into the pub. She pushes her way through the crowd, walks past a startled Rachel, and lets herself into the back.
In the hallway, Charlie is explaining to Bet that things just haven't worked out the way he thought they would. "We both knew, me and you, that staying together might not work out..." Bet stands in shocked silence as Tanya sidles up to Charlie with a smirk on her face and informs Bet that she's going with him -- "has he not got 'round to telling you yet?" Bet's mouth drops open as she looks from Charlie to Tanya and then back to Charlie. "You mean, you two...?" she asks in stunned disbelief. Before Charlie can say a word, Tanya twists the knife by informing Bet that she and Charlie have been "lovers... for quite some time now." As Bet tries to take it all in, Charlie explains that he never meant for any of this to happen, but Bet finally grasps the situation and tells him she doesn't want to know. "Just get out, will you." Tanya smiles lovingly at Charlie and tells him to "come on. We won't stay where we're not wanted."
Meanwhile, Alf has started the ceremony surrounding the stack of money on the bar, and as the patrons cheer and count down, he pushes the tower over, the coins cascading into a bag held by Raquel and Jack. No one seems to notice as Charlie strides towards the door, with Tanya only a few steps behind him. Bet walks into the bar area to watch him leave, a wooden smile on her face, and Audrey tells her that she missed the whole performance. Mustering all her dignity, Bet tells her they'll just "have to pile them up and do it all over again, won't we?" The crowd laughs in approval as Bet stares off into space, still wearing the same forced smile. Outside, Charlie slowly guides his rig away from the curb and drives off into the night.
Update written by: HEATHER MORLAN
Written by: PETER WHALLEY; Directed by: SIMON MASSEY
Monday (3756, Monday 26 September 1994)
Tuesday (3757 Wednesday 28 September 1994)
In the Rover's back room, it's the morning after, and Bet is sitting at the table in a leopard-print housecoat drinking tea and smoking. Raquel comes in, also just out of bed and in her housecoat. It's evident that they are both hung over. Raquel complains about her burning throat and Bet reminds her that she smoked half a dozen cigarettes the night before. They both hope that everything is behind them now.
At the Platt's, it is Gail and Martin's 3rd wedding anniversary and they exchange gifts. They hope to have Nicky back home that night.
Over at No5, Don is cooking breakfast when Nicky comes in from his paper round. Nicky says that he'd cook breakfast but Don says it's OK. Nicky says he'll have to cook when Don goes on nights, but Don tells him he has to go back home tonight. Nicky doesn't see why he can't still stay at Don's house while Don is working nights. Because you're not old enough, Don tells him.
Ken is leaving his flat and runs into Denise on the street. He's upset about Tracy. He was awake until 2:00 in the morning worrying about Tracy. He feels he las let Tracy down. He says he'll go to see her to patch things up but he doesn't know how she'll take it. He thinks he'll go and see at lunch time. Denise wishes him good luck.
Des is coming out of the corner shop with a loaf of bread. He crosses the street and a car beeps at him. It is Steve and he's wearing a suit and tie. Des thinks it must be a wedding or a funeral to get Steve into a suit. Steve tells him he is going to see the bank manager about a 20,000 loan for his business. He says he can't lose. Des goes into his house and Steve drives off.
Back in the Rovers back room Raquel is sitting at the table when Betty comes in. Betty is complaining about dirty glasses. Raquel tells her she and Bet had a bit of a binge last night. Raquel gets up to close the door and then tells Betty that when Charlie left for Hamburg last week, that he's not coming back. Betty wants to know what went wrong but Raquel tells her that it's a long story. Betty asks if anyone else knows and Raquel says no one else knows. Betty then asks if they were rooting in her kitchen last night. Raquel says she was looking for sugar to make mint juleps. "No wonder you both feel rough" Betty says, "it were dishwasher salt you took".
In the cafe, Gail is serving a customer. Alma and Gail start wondering about Tanya in the flat. There's no sign of her and they wonder if anything's happened to her. Gail tells Alma to go and have a look. Alma says that Tanya bit her head off last time she went up unannounced. Alma eventually decides to go up and see. She jokingly says to call the police if she's not back in 5 minutes.
At the flower shop, Tracy is working outside when Ken comes up to her. Tracy wants to know what he wants. He wants to apologize. He asks when Maggie lets her off for lunch. Tracy tells him that Maggie isn't there anymore and has moved to Felixstowe. The flower shop has a new owner. Tracy says she is meeting a friend for lunch and even if she wasn't she still doesn't want to talk to Ken. She goes back inside the shop.
At the cafe, Alma comes down the stairs from the flat. Tanya's gone and she owes two weeks rent and an unpaid phone bill. Alma says that she's going to find Tanya and "wring her flippin' neck".
Back at the flower shop, Ken has followed Tracy inside. He starts to apologize about not telling Tracy about Denise and the baby. Tracy just walks away and Ken follows her again. He says he is sorry and he understands that Tracy is angry but he's trying to make amends. Tracy is not interested in what he's saying and what's the point apologies when the damage is already done. Ken says he'll try harder in the future. Tracy says that he should have tried harder 5 years ago and brings up the subject of him leaving her mother for Wendy Crozier and asks if his apologies can mend all that. She says that he's been a lousy father and she'll never forgive him.
In the Rovers, Steve is sitting in a booth when Des comes up to him. Apparently, Steve didn't get the bank loan because he didn't have any security and then there's his criminal record.......He wonders if he can get the money anywhere else. Des says that there's always the gee gees (horses).
Behind the bar, Jack is checking the horse racing in the newspaper. He sees one called Charlie's Fancy and asks Betty if he should tell Bet. Betty says "not if you know what's good for you" and tells him that Charlie is gone for good. "I'd keep quiet about that horse, if I were you" she says, "otherwise it'll be Jack's Cards, dead cert."
Mavis is sitting at a table in the Rovers and Derek comes to sit down. She is looking at pieces of picture frame samples for her art work. They then have a discussion about art and painting and frames.
Mike arrives at the garage and finds Kevin with Sally, Rosie and David visiting him. Mike has got a job for Kevin - chauffeuring Japanese businessmen. Kevin says no. Mike wonders what he is going to do about the booking when Steve pulls up. Kevin says to get Steve to do it. Steve says "don't ask me" and Mike says "don't worry, I'm not". Fiona comes up to Steve and says that Andy's looking for him. Mike tells Fiona to go back to her job as he's trying to run a business here and then he goes off. Fiona says that Mike is laying down the law because he has come into some money. At the mention of money, Steve's radar tunes in. Fiona tells him about Mike's cash from Spain.
In the cafe Alma is serving Audrey tea. Nicky comes in and asks Gail about Don working nights. Gail says that Don needs the money. Nick wants to know why he can't stay by himself at Don's house. Gail says "because you can't. Don doesn't like it and I don't like it". It's a matter of him being alone without an adult to look after him. Nicky says OK and then leaves. Alma is still wondering where Tanya could be when Audrey suggests that Bet may know.
In the Rovers, Steve meets Andy and Paula and asks them what they have planned for Friday night. They have nothing special on and Steve invites them to his flat-warming party. He also invites Fiona. She asks him what it is in aid of and Steve says that it's not in aid of anything. Fiona says that everything he does is in aid of something and that he's getting as bad as Mike Baldwin. Fiona will think about the invitation.
Gail is at the bar buying wine to take home. Don comes over and she tells him that Nicky's got the message.
Nicky comes out of No5 carrying a large backpack and sees Gail leaving the Rovers and crossing the street. He quickly goes back in the house and closes the door. Once he's sure that Gail has gone, he comes out again and disappears down the street towards Rosamund St.
Ken and Denise are in the Rovers. The confrontation with Tracy is bothering Ken. Denise tells him not to let it get to him.
Alma is at the bar asking for Bet. Raquel tells her that Bet is having a soak as it has been a long day. Alma asks Des if he's seen Tanya. He says that the farther away the better she is as far as he is concerned.
At the Platt's, Gail is setting the table. There is a knock at the door. It is Don but without Nicky. Nicky has gone to stay with his friend Gary for a few days while Don works nights. Gail goes off to ring Gary's mum to see if he got there. Martin asks Don in for hamburger and chips.
Bet is in the back room at the Rovers when Raquel comes in and asks how she is feeling. Bet is very up beat and cheerful. She says she is fine. Raquel leaves and then Bet looks sad again.
Raquel is talking to Betty behind the bar and says that she thinks that Bet needs company and that she'll call Vicky and ask her to come over.
Mike is buying a drink at the bar when Ken comes over. Mike: "Cheer up, you've got the joys of fatherhood coming your way soon, haven't you?" Ken: "That's right, and I don't have to go to Felixstowe to enjoy them either".
Mike goes to sit with Alma. Mike is complaining about Ken. Alma tells Mike that he doesn't pay any attention to her any more. He says he has a lot on his mind. Alma says that she also has a lot on her mind. "Like what?" Mike asks. Alma is fed up with feeling neglected all the time. Mike offers to take her out for a slap-up meal. She doesn't want a slap-up meal, she just wants a bit of attention. Mike wants to know what is bothering her but before she can answer Steve comes over to invite them to his flat-warming party. Alma would like to go but Mike thinks Steve has a nerve asking them and rants on at Steve telling him that he'll call the police if he hears any noise from Steve's flat.
Alma points out to Mike that it doesn't matter if she wants to go to the party and this is exactly what she is complaining about. Mike asks (in disbelief) if she wants to go to the party. Alma says that she'd just like to be asked. Mike says he didn't think and Alma cuts him off and rants on at him and says she's had enough and storms out of the Rovers.
Update written by Christine Kaczynski
Written by MARTIN ALLEN; Directed by MERVYN CUMMING
Wednesday (3758, Friday 30 September 1994)
The day of Steve's party dawns, and he talks to Mike about the select group that will be getting together. He asks Mike to come, but Mike declines. Steve tells Fiona and Denise that he is cancelling the party because Mike won't come.
Derek informs Mavis that he is attending the North West High Achiever awards - Mavis laughs and says she will be attending the Royal Academy and must arrange for her one woman exhibit. Derek sulks that Mavis doesn't take him seriously and accuses her of thinking that he is a Low Achiever!! Mavis realises that Derek was serious, and apologizes, asking if she can attend the function with him. Derek sputters and then confesses that he is attending with Angela. Mavis cottons on right away that it is Angela who is the High Achiever, not Derek, and chastizes him. She finishes with - Don't expect me to think of you as a High Achiever when all you are is Angelas hand bag carrier!! I love it!
Alma complains to Gail abount not attending the party. He never takes me anywhere, he doesn't appreciate me, that sort of thing. Gail is hardly interested, Martin is cooking her dinner, Audrey is taking the kids, and Gail and Martin are going to have a lovely belated anniversary dinner. Alma moans that she doesn't think that she and Mike will make it to their next anniversary.
Bet and Raquel discuss philosophy in general and Tanya in particular. Raquel wonders if there is a type of woman who only fancies men that are with other women. Bet says of course there are - look at Tanya. Raquel says that Tanya is so attractive, no man could resist her. It isn't Charlie's fault, Tanya was just too much woman to resist. Bet is incredulous: Not Charlie's fault? Then it must not be Des' fault either, she points out. Racquel is confused, thinks for a minute, and agrees that no, it wasn't Des' fault. Tanya is solely to blame. Bet thinks Racquel is a soft touch and doubts that either man put up much of a fight.
Alma and Gail are also wondering about Tanya and where she could have absconded to, when Mike comes in and takes Alma out to see a surprise. SURPRISE! It's a Mercedes - for the business. Alma is disgusted and throws up her hands. She's obviously had enough, and as she stalks off Mike follows after her and wonders what he has done now. A bemused Sally and Kevin look on, and Kevin points out that he and Sal aren't the only ones who row. Sally likes how Alma just walked straight off, and comments that she's going to have to practise that.
Alma goes to Bet to find out where Tanya could have gotten to. At first Bet says nothing, but then tells her that Tanya went to Hamburg. Hamburg in Germany. With a lorry driver. Oh my!! She tells Alma to keep it quiet. Alma promises, she would never say a word.
Ken and Denise are in the Rovers and have a good moan about Tracy. Tracy thinks Mike is disgusting. She thinks Denise is disgusting. She thinks the fact they are having a baby is disgusting. Denise tells Ken not to mind Tracy too much and asks Ken about Susan. Ken tells Denise about Susan and Mike, and vows to do better with Tracy.
Mike is trying to get round Alma's bad mood and decides that they will, after all, go to Steve's party. It doesn't work, but it sure cheers up Steve. Reg and Mike commiserate about women and marriage. Reg tells Mike and Steve that marriage, in his opinion, is like crossing Niagara Falls blindfolded and on a tightrope. My husband agrees, but insists that in our marriage, he is not only blindfolded and on the tightrope, he must also hop on one foot. Hmmm.
Steve tells Fiona and Denise that the party is back on and hands Fiona a list of party goodies that he wants her to pick up. Fiona is less than impressed, and Steve can't be bothered about her - Mike is coming to his party, and all is well in Steve's world.
Alma has not been able to keep her mouth shut long enough for her teeth to touch, and is busy telling Gail all about Tanya and Charlie. And she's drinking, and she looks terrible, she tattles. Oh, and by the way, Alma remembers, she did promise Bet that she wouldn't tell a soul about Tanya and Charlie. Don't worry, Gail tells her, whoever I tell, I'll make them promise the same!!!
Raquel comes to Bet with a visitor - it's Vicky. Vicky spins a tale of classes letting out early and a need to get away for the weekend, but Bet is no one's fool and sees right through it. She knows Raquel sent for Vicky, and she's glad that Vicky has come. Vicky is worried about Bet's drinking. They discuss Charlie, and Bet says that he is a rat and that she's better off without him. Not true, says Vicky. Not yet, Bet agrees, but soon she will be.
Steve panics - Fiona is late with the party food, the only guests are Andy and his girlfriend, and things are not looking good. When Fiona does arrive Steve tells her off and orders her about. Fiona warns him not to treat her as a servant, but Steve pays her no attention.
Martin and Gail discuss Nicky living with his grandfather, and what they should do about it. They agree that it isn't right, but Martin feels that they should leave Nick there until he is ready to come home. Martin vows to try harder with Nicky, and Gail is pleased.
At the Rovers, Reg gives Derek a hard time about not taking Mavis to the High Achiever awards and makes comments about having two women. Mavis is not impressed, though Derek looks like he might be, just a little.
The party is in full swing and the gang's all there. Steve goes into schmooze mode with Mike and orders Fiona about. Mike and Steve talk business, with Steve pushing the T-shirt business and asking for Mike's advice. Fiona and Alma commiserate about being left out of the man talk, and Fiona decides to push all of Steve's buttons at once. She joins the manly conversation. Not now. Later, grunts Steve. This is serious business talk. Man stuff. Leave it. Alma chimes in with a cheery "told ya" and Fiona loses her temper. She has had enough of Steve and tells Mike that this party is a set up and that Steve is just sucking up to Mike to get him to invest in the T-shirt business. Fiona feels better. Steve feels sick. Mike looks stunned.
Update written by Laureen
Written By PETER WHALLEY; Directed By MERVYN CUMMING
Thursday (3759, Monday 3 October 1994)
It's Monday, the day of the awards banquet. Remember? Derek is escorting Angela. Derek is off to work this morning crowing about his mature and reasonable marriage while Mavis tries to score points and make Derek jealous by informing him that Roger is taking her to art class tonight, alone most likely. All this sails blissfully over Derek's head while he complacently witters his confidence that they have no jealousy, such is their mutual trust and ability to follow their own separate interests. He drives off, thinking he has assured Mavis that this evening is completely innocent while she watches him go with consternation.
Audrey is subbing for Gail this morning and Alma has told her all about the real reason for the party "last night" (which had to be at least two days or three days before if the party was Friday and today is Monday). Audrey wonders why Mike didn't stay to get a few more details of Steve's "dodgey" plan (if only to satisfy her curiosity!). Alma dismisses it, if it's Steve involved, well, Mike wasn't born yesterday in spite of his other faults. Just then Jim arrives home from Ireland and Audrey and alma swiftly change tracks and paste warm but slightly guilty smiles on their faces. Audrey informs Jim of Steve's flat warming which, by all accounts, went off with a bang. O(h? And what kind of bang would that be, he asks. Oh, well, Audrey simpers, what kind of a bang did you say that went off with, Alma? .. . who gives Audrey back one of those thousand yard killer glares!
Quite a bang if the state of Andy is anything to go by. Steve must be doing well at the horses because printing t-shirts isn't going to get you a flash flat and a leather sofa like the one Andy has slept on. Steve is making large cups of tea and not looking that bad unlike Andy who doesn't remember much. Steve tells Andy that Paula left after she threw a bottle at Steve's head and called him a sexist pig and stormed off when Andy wouldn't take sides. All Andy remembers is Steve shouting about what a hot shot he's going to be when he grows up but doesn't remember details. Steve doesn't remember and is horrified that Baldwin might have heard him. He could have heard you from Wigan, Andy points out. Neither remembers which odds Steve was shouting but it was a load of rubbish. (hungover and in their sleep gear (t-shirts and shorts i assume) these two look about 14 years old!) Steve starts to rant and blame Fiona for the disaster while Andy just wants to go back to sleep and save his poor head more agony.
Morning in the Rovers and Vicky is suggesting a driving holiday in France to cheer the three of them up. None of htem can drive, Bet points out and Raquel would rather holiday on a warm sandy beach. Bet informs Vicky that she's back to school tomorrow as she has cheered up bet as per her original mandate. Raquel proposes the two of them spend the morning in Manchester shopping or a sauna so Bet agrees just to get Raquel off her back. Vicky jumps up to go get ready but hugs Bet and assures her optimistically that there are plenty of men out there and she's still attractive before running off. Bet winces at the youthful patronizing and adds, "And i still have all me teeth!" Aw yeahhhhh, Raquel chirps in agreement!
Maureen is sitting under a cloud of hairspray in the salon. She and Reg are going to the function tonight as well. Fiona is in a foul mood. Boyfriend trouble, Denise tells Maureen. He is NOT my boyfriend he's just a jumped up littlenerd and i HATE him, Fiona shouts. Oh dear... Maureen then proceeds to put a frown on Denise's face when she mentions that Ken had a long face this morning too.
Jim and Liz have appeared on Steve's doorstep to have a nose round the new flat. Steve lets them in apologizing for the mess leftover from the party. Liz has a look around while Jim gets in a dig at Steve throwing his money around unlike the reliable Andy when the toilet flushes. Liz seems hopeful that she will get to gawp at Steve's mystery girlfriend but it's only Andy looking slightly more human now he's washed and dressed. Shouldn't he be off to work, Liz asks and the bomb is dropped. Andy's only gone and chucked in his job!
Fiona is still moaning until Denise asks her to give it a rest so she can have a chance to express her worries about Ken who is still upset over the row with Tracy. She feels guilty that she didn't encourage Ken to tell Tracy earlier and wonders if she should go talk to Tracy and take the blame. It's just that she really doesn't know Tracy and it would probably be seen as sticking her nose in (which logically concludes that is exactly what she'll end up doing). Mike comes in to have a word with Fiona who seems eager to fill him in on more details about what Steve wanted him at the party for.
Back to Steve's flat, Liz and Jim are pleased that Andy wants to go back to university but are gobsmacked that he chucked in his job without finding out if he can even get back in to school and further shocked that because he quit the first time around, he doesn't qualify for a grant now. Andy say's he'll manage somehow, get a part time job or something. The doorbell rings and adding insult to injury, Mike walks in, giving Steve hell for waking him up at 3 a.m. He wants to find out a bit more about this merchandising deal Steve has on. After the ad break, Liz and Jim are gone and Steve has shown Mike the business prospectus. Steve tries to bluff but Fiona already told Mike that the bank turned Steve down. Steve then offers Mike a partnership if he puts up the money and Steve does the work. Mike uses the opportunity to turn Steve down just because he can and threaten the authorities if there is any more noise at 3 a.m.
Roger arrives just before Derek leaves for his do. Derek looks very smart in a tuxedo. He manages to impress Roger but doesn't get away quite fast enough and has to admit he isn't up for an award himself, his boss is. He leaves in a flurry of forced self importance "Expect me when you see me, Mavis, it'll probably drag on!". Mavis is then taken aback when Roger impetuously proposes (in an amazingly long string of words before he gets to the point) that they skip art class and stay there. We don't find out why just yet.
In the flower shop Denise and her nose are lurking by the begonias while Tracy serves another customer. Tracy snarls at Denise when she sees her. This isn't going to go well, Denise takes a deep breath and tries to reason wit Tracy as an adult. She apologizes and says it's her fault Ken didn't tell his daughter earlier. She wasn't so confident, first about the baby and then about her and Ken. Never seemed like the right time. Further apologies but Tracy is unconcerned about Ken being upset and refuses to go back and see him and make it up. She relates that she and Craig broke up and she had no money to pay the rent. Tracy went home and found "her with *him* young enough to be nearly her own age" and "Him with you having his rotten babeh!" She'd rather live in a cardboard box! She stonewalls Denise and tells her to leave which Denise does, seeing as she's not getting anywhere, telling Tracy the ball's in her court. (Personally i would have told Tracy to grow up and remember her parent's have lives, too and the world doesn't revolve around her!)
In the pub, Curly buys Andy a pint and mentions that he may do some decorating. Raquel perks up at the mention and leans across the bar in conversation with Curly while Steve joins Andy in a booth.
Back at Number 4, Roger is busy sketching Mavis who is posing for him Roger is rabbiting on about art and inspiration while Mavis worries that their fellow art students or at least the instructor might be putting two and two together and making something more immoral of their absence. (she seems to be looking rather hopeful, more of that building of jealousy to get back at Derek i think!) Roger is so pleased that Mavis seems to have unlocked his inhibitions and freed his need to express himself. Mavis says that she seems to spend her life saying things that other people want to hear. Roger enthusiastically gushes how wonderful to find someone you can express these things to, someone who can really communicate, don't you find, Mavis? He goes on and on while Mavis can't get a word in to answer him so ends up grimacing and smiling self consciously and nodding in agreement, squeaking the odd "mmmm"! LOL!
At the awards function, Derek is sitting and chatting with Reg and Maureen who is expressing admiration for the business dynamo that is Angela. Eric Firman drops by and mentions that Angles seems to be looking for Derek so he takes off his napkin from round his neck and leaves his plate of finger foods and scurries off, much to Reg's derision. When Maureen mentions that Derek and Angela seem to work closely together, Reg surprises her by revealing that Angela was the first Mrs. Wilton. Reg makes a few snide comments about Derek being Angela's lapdog and crawling around sucking up to her and then whips round, with a smarmy smile pasted on his face and offers to light Eric's cigar for him. Maureen rolls her eyes. LOL!
Raquel is still following Curly around chuntering on about decorating. Denise has told Fiona all about her visit with Tracy but Fiona is distracted by Steve and making faces at him from across the room. Mike arrives to meet Alma and starts musing that he maybe should take Steve up on his deal if he can swing the profits 80/20 in his favour. Alma is disgusted with Mike for actually considering going into a half baked deal with a half baked kid like Steve and drags Audrey off for a meal on their own, leaving Mike blustering about it being a good business proposition!
Derek fetches a tray of drinks back to the table with Reg, Maureen and Eric. Angela has lost the award and is apparently now in the toilet consoling herself and Derek thinks she was robbed. (i'm beginning to think Angela is going to be like the phantom wife, Vera, of Norm from Cheers! Always heard of but never seen!) Derek gloomily states he can handle Angela losing, what he has a hard time with is who she lost it too, just as we see a familiar face in the background mingling. Sure enough a body approaches the table and we hear a cheerful "DIRK!" Yep, Norris has won the Northwest High Achiever award (just for selling Envirosphere???) The others congratulate Norris who is humility personified but who also has a tall willowy blonde on his arm, Miss Butterwouldntmelt.. er.. Butterworth. ;) Derek is humiliation personified as Norris lays down his large crystal award in front of Derek and tells them all that Derek taught him everything he knows, why he all but mentioned Dirk in his speech!! I wonder if they're serving crow for dinner? Derek certainly looks like he's had a large helping. Maureen decides to go check on Angela as Norris asks after Mavis and sends his best.
At home, Mavis is now curled up on a chair while Roger adds a few touches to his sketch. Mavis has told Roger about the novel she once wrote which was not that bad but nothing special, seemingly the story of her life. Nonsense, Roger counters. Mavis stutters and stammers, You don't fancy, well, maybe we shouldn't. But we could (spit it out! Honest to God these two!)... pop across the road for a drink? Roger doesn't feel the need for artificial stimulation and is quite happy to stay put. Mavis settles back looking very satisfied with herself as the credits roll...
Update written by: DIANE JOHNSTON
Norris Cole MALCOM HEBDEN; Eric Firman MALCOM
TERRIS; Roger Crompton DONALD GEE
Written by: SALLY WAINWRIGHT; Directed by: MICHAEL OWEN MORRIS
Friday (3760, Wednesday 5 October 1994)
Another day dawns on the street. As Ken heads off to work, he bids a cheerful good morning to Reg Holdsworth, but is taken by surprise when he sees Tracy approaching. She comes straight to the point and angrily informs him that she's only come to tell him goodbye. She's packed-in her job at the florists, and now she's leaving Weatherfield and going to London. Ken does his best to convince her that they need to sit down and talk about all this, and even invites her back to his flat for a cup of tea, but Tracy won't hear of it -- she's already had "enough talk" from his girlfriend, who stopped-by yesterday. In clear self-pity mode, Tracy whines that she came back to Weatherfield wanting only to see her mom and dad, and what did she get? "She's busy with her toy boy and you..., well, I thought you'd be past it now." Then she snottily informs Ken that she's broke, has nowhere to stay in London, and will probably end up "sleeping rough -- every father's nightmare." Ken tries to put the best possible light on her plans by saying that London is probably an excellent place to explore, but he insists that she take some money from him. Tracy tells him to keep his rotten money and to "drop dead," and with that she walks away. Ken tries to follow and talk some sense into her, but Tracy jumps onto a bus and leaves Ken in the dust.
At the beauty parlour, Alma is having her hair washed by Denise while she complains about the finagling between Mike and Steve. Liz, who is also there, tells Alma that she was under the impression that Mike wasn't interested in investing in Steve's big contract, and is surprised to learn that Mike is still thinking about it. The discussion is interrupted when Ken arrives and asks Denise if he can have a private word. In the back, he asks if she went to see Tracy the day before, and Denise admits that she did. Ken tells her that Tracy has just left town, and is on her way to London, more or less giving Denise the impression that it's her fault.
Across the street, Raquel and Vicky are getting the pub ready for another day of business while Raquel witters on about Curly's "aura." Bet strolls into the bar area with a stack of mail, and Vicky wonders what she's reading. Bet tells her that it's a postcard from Hamburg, and Vicky assumes that it's from Charlie. "What's it say -- please forgive me?" she jokes.
In the Wiltons' kitchen, Derek is expressing his anger over Norris Cole and the fact that he won the Achievers Award. He scoffs that Norris was "waving his prize around" in his own self-satisfied way, and characterizes his former friend as acting "significant and sinister." Mavis laughs that Derek is making far too much of the "trinket," but what really miffs Derek is that Norris claimed that he can't fill dehumidifier orders fast enough. Meanwhile, Derek wouldn't give him the satisfaction of knowing that he'd become a complete and utter failure. He implies that Norris had some sort of "in" with the judges, and pouts that he didn't deserve to win. "Didn't deserve it?" Mavis echoes -- "then who did?" Derek responds that Angela should have got it, and then tries to cover his tracks by saying that he meant that Hawthornes should have been the recipient. Too late, though, as Mavis sputters and harumphs over his "precious Angela."
The pub is open, and Liz and Jim discuss Steve over their drinks. Liz lets Jim in on the conversation she had with Alma that morning, implying that Steve might still cut a deal with Mike, but Jim isn't impressed and hopes that "Baldwin" does get involved and "rips off" his son. Liz is shocked by Jim's remarks, but as far as Jim is concerned, Steve has become way too full of himself and needs to be brought down a peg or two. Steve comes in seconds later, and as though to reinforce what his father just said, tells his parents that he's now looking to hire a housekeeper. Liz asks him if he's heard anything further from Mike about backing the contract, and Steve reminds her that she already knows Mike gave him "the knock-back" a few days ago. Liz repeats the conversation she had with Alma earlier that day, and Steve's demeanour brightens instantly.
Meanwhile, Derek is bending Jack's ear, implying again that Norris must have bribed someone in order to win the award. Jack doesn't seem very interested, and instead wonders how Mavis feels about him escorting his ex-wife around town. Derek sniffs that he is "allowed" out to do his own thing, but Jack seems suspicious.
Raquel and Curly walk through a large furniture store while Raquel blethers on about her decorating ideas for Curly's house. They pass through the bedroom furniture area, and Curly suddenly stops and announces that he needs a new bed. He's always fancied a four-poster, but Raquel doesn't think one would suit a man's bedroom. Curly lies down on one of the floor models and invites Raquel to try it for comfort, but she awkwardly reminds him that she won't be sleeping on it. Curly loses interest and decides there's no point in buying a new bed if he's going to be the only one sleeping in it, so Raquel changes her mind and lies down beside him. She agrees that it's quite "comfy" while Curly tells her of the tragic tale of Reg's leaky water bed. While Raquel giggles over the story, Curly decides he'll buy the bed.
Mavis tells Denise about her art classes while Denise puts the finishing touches on her hairdo. Denise confesses that she's always fancied having her portrait painted, and Mavis chirps that "as a matter of fact, a fellow student has taken quite an interest" in her as a portrait subject. She suddenly shifts gears and begins to talk about Angela, and how she feels like she's living "in the shadow of a domineering ex-wife." She complains that she "sometimes feels like an after-thought -- left-overs" in Derek's life, and can't help but think that the "happiness of youth is better than the happiness of middle-age." The comment strikes a chord in Denise, who suddenly bursts into tears and announces that she has to shut the shop. Mavis wonders if it was something that she said, but Denise puts it down to "hormones." Mavis apologizes if she's somehow managed to upset her, and leaves.
Outside, Mavis sees Ken and tries to impress upon him how upset Denise was when she left. She wants him to stop by and make sure she's alright, but Ken flatly refuses and walks away. Mavis continues on her way home when Derek pulls up in his silly car. He launches into an apology for being so insensitive that morning and going on about Angela, but Mavis is still shaken over her experience in the beauty salon. While she tries to tell him about it, Derek talks over her and complains about his awful day. He suddenly realizes that he's doing it again -- going on about Angela, and promises that from now on their home will be an "Angela-free zone." Then he asks what Mavis "got up to" while he was out with "Mrs. Taboo," and Mavis goes on the defensive, wondering just what he's implying. Derek tries to explain that he's merely trying to show an interest in what she's been doing, but a clearly guilt-ridden Mavis tells him that having to deal with "all his questions" is like living with Perry Mason!
Mike arrives at the Rovers Return and finds Steve propping up the bar. When Mike asks him if he's found someone to back his contract, Steve lies and claims that a "friend" is coming up with the money. Mike implies that he might have been interested if Steve had played his cards right, and Steve replies that nothing has been signed yet, so Mike can still get in on the deal if he's interested. Mike quietly tells Alma that he's convinced that he could make a pile of money on Steve's contract, but Alma is convinced that all he'll get out of the deal is "scalped." As the pair leave, Steve smiles and says "gotcha" to himself.
Down the street, Raquel and Curly are busy ripping off the old wall-paper while Raquel explains the colour scheme she has in mind. Curly goes off to answer the door, and ushers in Andy. While Raquel explains her decorating ideas to Andy (including the colour of "crushed strawberries" above, and wall-paper below the dado), Andy points out the obvious -- that Curly doesn't have a dado. Curly hastily informs him that this can easily be rectified, but Andy's point is that a dado (whatever that is) wouldn't suit Curly's lifestyle. Raquel suddenly realizes that she's living out her interior decorating dream in someone else's home, and announces that she shouldn't have made all the choices. In fact, she should have allowed Curly to make the decisions. Apparently feeling a bit embarrassed by her presumptuousness, she beats a hasty retreat, advising Curly that she's going to give him time to think about it. As the door closes behind her, Curly glowers at Andy and sarcastically thanks him.
Bet calls time in the pub and ushers Ken out before locking the doors. She's clearly had more than a few drinks, judging from her slurred speech and unsteady gait, but she opens another bottle and offers a night-cap to Jack and Raquel. Jack sizes-up the situation and decides he'd better go home. Raquel suddenly remembers that Jack hasn't seen the postcard, so Bet tells him to go and get it off the bulletin board. She hands it to Raquel and tells her to read it out loud. Raquel reads "wish you were here," adding that Charlie couldn't have said fairer than that. She sees it as a sign that he misses Bet, but Bet tells her to read the card again, "and this time, include the punctuation." Raquel reads again, "wish you were here... question mark." Bet tells her to look at the signature, and Raquel declares this to be "the worst" when she finally realizes that the card is from Tanya. Jack, who still hasn't been put in the picture, wonders what Tanya is doing in Hamburg, but when he puts Bet's drinking and Charlie's sudden disappearance together, the penny drops. He's about to throw the card into the trash when Bet insists that he put it back up on the board, announcing that she's going to have the message engraved on her tombstone. Raquel leads her, sobbing, into the back.
Ken goes to Denise's after leaving the pub, and apologizes for the way he behaved that morning. He explains that he was frantic when Tracy told him she was leaving Weatherfield, and just didn't understand how she could go off like that. Denise tries to defend her actions by telling Ken that she was only trying to make things right between him and Tracy, but all she succeeded in doing was getting everything wrong. She realizes now that she'll be in her fifties when the child she's carrying is a teenager, and finds that a scary thought, since she isn't used to families. She and Ken commiserate on their separate failures, and he invites her back to his place for a night cap. As they walk arm-in-arm down the street, Tracy appears out of the darkness, and to her father's utter delight, informs him that she'll actually be staying with a mate when she gets to London. Meanwhile, she's looking for a place to spend the night, and was wondering if her dad would mind putting her up. Ken is only too happy to have her stay (instead of telling her what an obnoxious little toe-rag she's been), and even offers to make her something to eat. Tracy suggests that Denise come along too, but Denise (smiling through clenched teeth) declines, claiming that she has some "nesting" to do at home. As Tracy and Ken walk toward his flat, joking about his appalling cooking, Denise slowly walks back to her salon, alone.
Update written by: HEATHER MORLAN
Written by: FRANK COTTRELL BOYCE; Directed by: MICHAEL OWEN MORRIS
Monday (3761, Friday 7 October 1994)
Tuesday (3762 Monday 10 October 1994)
We open at No4, home of Derek and Mavis. It is the morning after Derek saw Roger's portrait of Mavis. He's insisting that they need new wallpaper and curtains now because those that they have were featured in in the painting. Derek is trying to picture how it was when Mavis posed for the painting. Mavis tells Derek he is making a fool of himself. He insists that he is not. He rants on some more about Roger and then tells Mavis that he thinks she has changed and he doesn't know her any more. He then storms off to the lounge to finish his breakfast.
In the cafe, Audrey is complaining to Alma about Alf. Apparently, Alf is always too busy. She says that he hasn't got any more duties until tomorrow so they're going to have a drive out to the country and maybe have a nice posh lunch somewhere.
Don comes into the cafe to speak to Gail about Nicky. Gail tells him to go and sit down and she'll bring him a cup of tea. Gail sits down with him and they discuss Nicky staying with Don. Gail wonders what the rest of the street think about Nicky living with Don. Audrey shouts over "How's Nicky?" She thinks it must be Don's cooking that is keeping Nicky there. Don tells Gail to just let things take their own course. "How long are we going to play this silly game?" she asks, "a month, a year?" Don says Nicky is better staying with him and that some lads his age are sleeping rough in Euston Station.
Curly is eating breakfast and reading the paper when Raquel comes in. She immediately starts scraping wallpaper. Curly doesn't see how anyone can enjoy decorating. His dad used to say "plumbing's a trade, plastering's a trade but decorating is a disease" Raquel asks him if it is alright if Andy helps her. Curly says OK and tells her that the new sofa will be arriving that afternoon. Raquel picks up a map and asks him if he's going on a journey. He says he was just looking at it last night. She thinks he is still wondering about the Halifax job. He says he would be interested if it was nearer but there's more to life than spending 2 hours on the M62 every day. It's either that or move and he wouldn't want to move especially after all the work that Raquel has done and he knows when he's well off. Then he leaves for work.
Mike pulls up outside the garage. He asks Kevin to check the oil in the jag. Kevin asks Mike to do it himself because he is busy. Mike doesn't want to get oil on his hands when he has a meeting to go to. Kevin says he'll get Jim to do it when he comes in. Mike then tells Kevin that Jim is in Birmingham on a driving job and won't be back until tonight. Kevin is upset because he has a lot of jobs booked for today. Mike says he'll just have to work overtime. Kevin is worried about Sally who is about to give birth any day.
Maureen is on the phone in the back room of the shop. Apparently, Maud's transportation to the chiropodist has been delayed. In the shop itself, Maud is putting price labels on packages while Alf is chatting to her. Maureen comes in and explains about the breakdown and they'll just have to cancel the chiropodist visit. Alf offers to look after the shop while Maureen takes Maud herself. Maureen agrees and Alf looks thrilled. He tells them to take their time and have a look around the shops as there's no hurry. He beams "I'll be like a pig in muck!"
Mavis is outside the Kabin when she spies her car parked outside the garage. She looks at it curiously as there is a poster in the window.
At the garage, Steve is talking to Kevin. He admits that he and Fiona have had a falling out when Mike comes in complaining about "time is money" and Steve is wasting his time and Kevin's time. Kevin tells Mike that Steve is upset over Fiona. Mike's solution is to take out his credit card and call a florist and "Bingo!!"
Meanwhile, Mavis has gone over to her car to see what the sign says.....
REDUCED
For
Quick Sale
£1,200 Good Runner
RELIABLE
061-715-5842
Ask for Derek Wilton
Mavis is visibly annoyed and goes back into the Kabin.
Alf is serving Betty in the shop. Don comes in wondering if Alf has bought the shop back. Betty says he's having the time of his life. Alf asks Don how his business is going (what a mistake that was!). Don proceeds to go on to Alf about how business is not as good as it was a year ago and wonders why Alf doesn't know about it. "What is it you do down at that town hall, apart from wearing fancy clothes?" he asks Alf. Alf looks puzzled. Don tells him that they've flooded the market with 30 more cabs and there's not enough work to go around as it is. Alf says that it is not his committee. "You're not on any committee" Don says "so what is it you do there". "I'm the mayor" says Alf.
In the Rovers Derek gets a drink and goes to sit with Mavis. She wonders what he is doing in the area at lunch time. He says he is just passing through but Mavis thinks he's checking up on her to see what she's up to "and before you ask" she says "there weren't any calls about the car" and she pulls out the For Sale sign that she took from the car. She says she wants to keep the car. Derek doesn't think she needs a car but Mavis says that he doesn't like the idea of her having a car, i.e. being independent of him. He insists that it was "our" money that paid for it and they own it half & half. "Right" says Mavis "well my half is not for sale".
Audrey comes into the Rovers and asks Betty what she as to eat. Betty says not much and offers her macaroni or a sandwich. Audrey will have a gin & tonic, a large one. Betty then says that they're out of tonic, too.
Back to Mavis and Derek and the car....Mavis doesn't think it is worth £1,200. Derek agrees to £1,000 then Mavis says "well that's £500 that I owe you". Derek doesn't answer right away and then Mavis says "It's not worth £1,000 then?" Derek says it is but he'd rather sell it to a stranger. He still doesn't see why she needs a car.
In the shop Denise is buying whiskey. Mike is at the counter buying cigars. Denise pays and then leaves. Mike wonders what it'll look like, this son of Barlow. Alf says that if it is a little boy then it will be your brother-in-law. "How d'you mean?" says Mike. "Well you were married to his daughter" Alf says. Mike, very emphatically says "Was...Barlow's no relation" and then leaves the shop. Audrey comes in. She wonders when Maud and Maureen are coming back because she thought they could have a drive out to a little pub near Congleton. Alf doesn't think they'll get there in time. Audrey doesn't know what to do now. Alf can't leave the shop unattended. "You don't mind leaving your wife unattended" Audrey says.
At Bettabuys, Curly is speaking to some of the store girls and then takes one of them, Samantha, aside to show her the delicatessen layout. As the proceed down the aisle he spots someone. It's Mrs Rogers from Head Office. He tells Samantha to carry on and he'll be with her in 5 minutes. He goes to greet Mrs Rogers as he thought she might pop in today. He thinks she's come to see him about the Halifax job but it's apparent by her attitude that it's nothing to do with that. She wants to see him in his office at 4:00 that afternoon. Curly wants to know what it is about. She says that this is not the place to discuss it. Curly looks puzzled.
In the salon Denise and Fiona are chatting when a bouquet of flowers is delivered. Denise assumes that they are for her but Fiona says that they could be for her. They are for Fiona, from Steve but she doesn't want them. She's upset that he thinks he can get her back with a bunch of flowers. She says Denise can have them and then she storms out.
At the shop Alf is having trouble with the till. Audrey comes in a little tipsy. She wonders where the dynamic duo, Maud and Maureen, are. "Have they not returned?" she asks Alf "It's been 3 and a half hours". Alf tells her to go home and when he's finished he'll take her somewhere nice. "Don't be surprised if I'm gone. I'm fed up with your broken promises". At that moment Maud and Maureen return. They never even saw the chiropodist, it was too busy. So, because Alf told them to take their time, they went for a drive in the country and had a nice meal at a little pub. They brought Alf a little pot of honey for allowing them to stay out as long as they liked. Audrey's not too thrilled about all this.
Mike comes into Steve's print shop and wants to know how much work Steve has at the moment. A couple of day's worth answers Steve. Good, says Mike because we're going to need those machines for the new order.
At No7 Andy answers the door. A delivery man is bringing in the new sofa. Raquel is also there. They want him to take the old one away and offer it to him for £20. He takes it for £10. He'll find someone who wants it.
In Curly's office, Mrs Rogers is there and Curly still has no idea what this is all about. She proceeds to tell him that they have received numerous complaints about his personal behaviour and without being too dramatic, it amounts to a catalogue of incompetence and sleaze.
In the Rovers, Betty is giving Bet a list of stuff that they have run out of. Bet says that she'll ring for deliveries in the morning. Mike and Alma come into the pub and join Steve at the bar. Betty has to tell them that there's no tonic, no crisps and no soap in the ladies'. "Why would I want to use the ladies'?" says Mike. Fiona comes over to Steve and she goes on at him about the flowers and then tells him to leave her alone.
Back in Curly's office Mrs Rogers starts to relate specific
incidents.
"In January 1991, Miss Kimberley Taylor was forced to apply
for a transfer to another branch. Any comments?" she says.
Curly protests that this was before he was manager.
"Does it make a difference? I don't think so" Mrs Rogers
says.
"But it is all exaggerated and it wasn't like that. You make
me sound like some kind of pervert!"
Mrs Rogers continues looking through papers.
"Oh yes, there was an occasion in December 1993 when you
made certain suggestions to Miss Fenwick and attempted to ply
her with alcohol"
"It was a Christmas party" Curly says "and anyway,
I didn't do anything"
"And subsequently, by devious means, you prevented her from
taking an appointment at Goole" she says.
"I know it sounds cheap and nasty but it just wasn't like
that" Curly protests "Obviously, Miss Fenwick holds
some kind of grudge against me"
"and Miss Taylor?" Mrs Rogers asks
"Yes, her as well"
"and all the other people who've complained? You're saying
that they all have grudges against you?"
"It's possible" Curly says
"and you're prepared to say as much in court, if necessary?"
Mrs Rogers asks. "You see, Miss Fenwick and Miss Taylor are
prepared, if required" Mrs Rogers doesn't want to put them
through the ordeal as it would be extremely bad publicity.
"If you wish to find alternative employment I don't think
the press coverage would help your cause" she says.
"I don't wish to find alternative employment" Curly
insists
"I'm afraid you have little choice" Mrs Rogers says
"and I suggest that you clear your desk here and now"
Curly looks stunned.
Update written by Christine Kaczynski
Mrs Rogers JILL BENEDICT; Delivery Man TONY
PEERS
Written by PHIL WOODS; Directed by BRIAN MILLS
Wednesday (3763 Wednesday 12 October 1994)
We open in the Rovers, with Bet telling Raquel to stop fretting. She's worried about Curly, and wants to go see if he's okay. Betty tells her to leave him be, Bet wonders aloud why he was sacked. Raquel leaps to Curly's defense. He wasn't sacked, she says, it was more an "irreconcilable difference of opinion". Bet tells her to go and check on him. She does, and is pleased to see him up and about. She wishes him luck at the job center, and fixes his tie as she encourages him. Curly is down in the dumps as he leaves for the job centre. Raquel offers to tidy up Curly's home for him; he could care less.
Derek waxes philosophical about the sanctity of an Englishman's home, and his wedding vows, and inevitably they argue again over Roger's painting of Mavis. This is tiresome. Mavis needs to slap Derek until he shuts up!
Raquel is tidying up for Curly when suddenly there is a blue flannel arm knocking on the door. A deep voice asks to come in. Is it? Could it be? It is!! Its the long tall sexy one! He's back and he knows he's done wrong. He knows it might be too late, but, well . . . Charlie and Raquel discuss Curly's couch and decor (or lack thereof) until the moustache finally cuts to the chase and asks Raquel to help him. Please. (If she doesn't, I will!!)
Kevin is annoying Mike by refusing to drive for him. He says he won't go anywhere while Sally's so close to delivering the baby. Mike is disgusted - why would any man want to see a birth anyways? He gives a classic Baldwin shudder at the thought. Jim also can't drive for him, and it looks like Mike's got to do it himself. We'll see.
Raquel tells Charlie that she doesn't want to gear details of him and Tanya. Charlie doesn't want to give her any, he just wants 5 minutes with Bet. He says he doesn't want to hurt her any more than he already has, he just wants to tell her how he feels about her. He says it could change their lives. It could very well end yours, Charlie, mutters Raquel. It's just a chance he'll have to take, he says, bravely. He begs Raquel to help him. She does.
Curly comes home to find Charlie on his uncovered sofa. Horrors! Charlie tries to explain what he's doing at Curly's, but Curly could care less. He just has to get the plastic back on the sofa as soon as he can. Then they can sit on it.
Raquel goes to Bet and proceeds to beat around the bush until she can finally say it. Charlie is back. Where is he, asks a wooden Bet. Raquel goes to bat for Charlie. He didn't want to drop in on you. He wants to talk, to explain. He loves you Bet. Bet thinks he has a funny way of showing it, and Raquel agrees and says that men always get everything in a twist. Bet agrees. Starting and ending with knickers, she says. Poor Raquel is sinking fast as she asks for just five minutes for Charlie. Bet is bitter.
Back at Curly's, Charlie drinks while Curly whines. Raquel comes in and tells Charlie that Bet has agreed to give him five minutes. Is it hopeful? he asks. Well if she reaches in her handbag, run for it, Raquel tells him. Charlie pretty much floats out of the room. Raquel notices that Curly has put the plastic back on the couch and he tells her that it, and everything else he bought, has to go back. He can't afford any of it. Miss "Always A Bright Side" tells Curly that the room will look lovely with no furniture in it. Curly is astounded and leaves for the bar. Bet leaves to meet Charlie. Raquel is hopeful. Andy and Curly discuss Bettabuy's and life thereafter. Andy thinks its not so bad. Curly thinks it couldn't be worse, but they agree that at least they are in the same boat.
Bet spots Charlie across a crowded room and joins him. She pointedly looks at her watch and tells him he has five minutes.
Liz and Jim join Curly and Andy at the bar with good news. Andy has been accepted back at University. Andy is thrilled, and Curly looks ill. Andy's already jumped ship, he notes, as he shakes Andy's hand. Poor Curly. Charlie starts talking. He admits he ws flattered by Tanya's attention and reveals that he was humiliated when Tanya left him in Germany. But Tanya was a mistake. He ws wrong. He wants Bet, and she is all that matters to him. He loves her. Bet tells him that she'll sleep on what he has said and let him know her answer tomorrow.
Charlie goes for a bite at the cafe and Mike needles him about being a cowboy. A trucker. Not a cowboy. says the tall one. Whatever, says Mike. He then asks Charlie to drive the Merc for him on Saturday night. Charlie can't think why not, so agrees.
Derek and Mavis arrive at the Rovers, and Derek is in a foul mood. Mavis says that Derek didn't notice her hair. He asks if she's had it cut, but she hasn't. It's been styled. Derek gets nasty and tells her that perhaps the "art nonsense" has changed her, but it hasn't changed him. Raquel asks for an update when Bet returns but gets no details. Bet goes to the back and pours herself a drink but, upon further consideration, puts it down.
Update written by: Laureen Sutton
Written by: STEPHEN LOWE; Directed by: BRIAN MILLS
Thursday (3764 Friday 14 October 1994)
It's a gray day. Derek stalks out of the house, with a face equally stormy. He snaps at Gail who has given him a cheery greeting. Don steps out of the house to let Gail know that Nicky's feeling poorly today but advises Gail to leave the lad sleep for now. She promises to check on him later after Don assures her that Nicky isn't trying to put one over to miss school.
Across the road, Roger has dropped in to see Mavis. He notices her new hair style and is returning her painting from the library exhibition. He offers her the portrait of her as a gift. She's delighted with the gesture and offers him her still life in return. They smile shyly and she decides to make a cup of tea.
Reg has brought a bunch of grapes to cheer up Curly and also to nose around and see if he can find out why Curly was sacked, a fact that Curly emphatically denies. He and Bettabuys just parted company, a difference of ideologies. Reg isn't fooled but Curly is saying nowt. Curly gives Reg hell for spitting grape pips on the plastic covered couch which is going back today.
Fiona sulks in behind the curtain at the salon, avoiding Steve who was apparently in looking for her. Denise is fed up of running interference and urges Fiona to at least talk to him and tell him she 's not interested. She reluctantly agrees, eyeing a sad excuse for a sandwich when she could be noshing Betty's Hotpot.
Roger and Mavis chat about an upcoming exhibition but Derek arrives home in the middle of it. Derek barely contains his contempt and jealousy. Roger excuses himself and slowly Derek loses his grip, accusing Roger of a string of women. He sees Mavis' portrait and hands it back curtly to Roger, along with a load of sarcasm and ushers Roger out the door. Mavis lays into him and a huge row ensues with Derek accusing her of nearly being persuaded to participate in a life drawing in the lounge! He warns Mavis that Roger has a way with mature ladies and probably maintains a card index! He cuts off Mavis' protest sharply. He's tempted to say "Act your age", he hisses, but that's just what roger is out to exploit! He turns and leaves the room and Mavis in it fuming.
Raquel serves Steve who has been watching the door for Fiona. Charlie walks quietly in, looking very sharp in a clean white shirt and string tie under his leather jacket. Bet brings Charlie through to the back and Raquel all but ignores Reg in an effort to watch them or hear.
In the back, Bet, looking like a million in a cerise jacket over a print top, hair and makeup perfect, invites Charlie to sit down at the table and hear her five minutes. She quietly begins, not wanting to rake up the whole situation. She believes he loves her, and she believes she loves him. He starts to smile tenderly but she holds him off until she finishes. What he did cost her self respect and self trust. She's glad he came back to give her the choice but she can never trust him again and cannot take him back under those terms. They stand up and she says Good Bye Charlie. He tells her he loves her and she replies in kind. Slowly he lifts her hand to his mouth and kisses it. He turns to the door, with one last sexy glance back as they both smile weakly, and leaves. When the door closes, Bet lifts the hand to her mouth and her face is wracked with grief.
Out in the bar, Raquel sees Charlie leave. He hesitates, gives her a glance and a sorry shake of his head and leaves. Raquel goes to the back where Bet is steeling herself. Why, Bet? Why? Raquel pleads, aching for her friend. But Bet has decided she must move on, straightens her back and returns to run her pub where she greets the punters with a pasted on bright smile. Jim comes in and accepts a pint from Steve but then gives Steve a hard time for not showing up for a family celebration the night before in aid of Andy's newly re-started university career. He leaves Steve at the bar as Mike comes in, angry because Charlie has gone off in his truck when he was supposed to drive the Mercedes to the airport for him. He seems to be blaming Bet but Bet clearly and firmly tells Mike that Charlie is not her boyfriend and puts Mike firmly in his place. He Shanghai's Steve into the job instead and Jim Shanghai's Steve's abandoned beer. Raquel watches Bet flirt with Reg, knowing it's a cover up for her real feelings and sighs sadly.
Outside, Maureen and Vera watch as Curly's couch is removed and taken away in the delivery van. Curly closes his door with a sigh.
Gail's been to check on Nick who looks sorrowful on the sofa. Outside she quizzes Don to make sure Nick wasn't swinging the lead and scolds him for spoiling Nick with videos. When Don comes back in Nick is sitting up and looking quite a bit brighter.
Steve is trying to get Fiona to go for a drive in the Mercedes with him now that he's done the airport run but she is just plain not interested. He follows her back into the salon but Fiona blasts him for just wanting to put on a big show with the car and storms out. Steve tries to find out from Denise what will win Fiona's heart but Denise discourages him from any further attempts.
Bet has given Raquel the night off, not able to handle the constant stream of sympathetic looks. Poor Betty is tired but Bet promises to make it up to her. Steve has come in for a consolation pint while Mavis is venting her frustrations in Emily's ear. Poor Emily looks like she would love to sever her right arm with a spoon while Mavis declares that nobody would believe how wild Derek gets when he's angry. No.. Emily murmurs. Again.
This next scene was so wonderful yet so bittersweet! It really touched me and Raquel's sentiments were SO true! Raquel is laying on her stomach on Curly's floor facing away from him. Curly is propped up in a corner, tin of ale in one hand, head in the other, looking very downtrodden. Raquel is in a philosophical mood. "Love's funny though, in't it? Well, it's not funny in a funny sense" she offers with a somewhat bitter laugh, "'Cept for folk lookin' at yer an' laughin' at yer. That's not really funny either, but ... No, it's strange... It's like the wrong person's always fallin' in love with someone they shouldn't be, an' that person don't fall for them but somebody else... Or they fall in love at different times an' miss each other somehow. Fair makes you believe in Cupid thought, don't it? It's like he's not working full time or had too much to drink, shoots an arrow and 'e's off. Only half done t'job!" Curly is still holding up his head looking bereft. "No." he agrees with a sideways longing look at her. She continues. "Friendship's different though." He looks at her again, listening. Perhaps he knows this is how she really feels about him but wishing it weren't so. "Friendship, you know where you are. I don't think Cupid bothers wi' friendship at all, just... left to us to gerron with it". She looks thoughtful, "Least you know you can trust in that." Curly swallows hard while Raquel looks off in the distance, lost in her own thoughts.
Back across the road Mavis looks at her still life painting, now hung on a wall. Derek returns. In clipped tones she hopes he's eaten. (She's not cooking for him, that much is obvious! LOL!) He's had an "executive sandwich" on the road (What the heck is that? Does it have cress in it instead of lettuce or summat? The pomposity and overbearing of this man is appalling!!! ) Mavis hands him his post with a dose of sarcasm. Derek opens one and pales, and tries to avoid telling Mavis what it is but she's seen the envelope and it's from a solicitor. Turns out it's from Angela's husband's solicitor and Derek is being cited as co-respondent in Angela's divorce!!! Sheer silliness, Derek weakly protests but Mavis storms out of the room.
Update written by: DIANE JOHNSTON
Delivery man: TONY PEERS; Roger Crompton DONALD
GEE
Last appearance of Charlie Whelan: JOHN ST RYAN
Written by: STEPHEN LOWE; Directed by: BRIAN MILLS
Friday (3765, Monday 17 October 1994)
Oh dear! It seems that Mavis has had all night to mull over the fact that Derek has been cited as co-respondent in Angela's impending divorce, and over the breakfast table, she tells him he had a lot of nerve accusing Roger of "dallying" with her when he's been up to all sorts of nasty tricks himself. She even characterizes herself as being "just another notch in his grimy bedpost"! Naturally, Derek denies any sort of involvement with Angela, so Mavis snatches up the legal letter and reads aloud that part that names him as co-respondent. "Lounge lizard!" she snarls.
Next door, Gail finds Nicky stuffing a newspaper into the mail slot, and sarcastically remarks that it's amazing how sick he felt yesterday, but seems to be "right as rain" come Saturday. Nicky mumbles that he's still feeling poorly, and claims that as soon as he's finished his paper-round, he's off home for a lie-down -- and then he has to do his homework. Gail changes her tune and admits that he does look a bit pale, and since Don is working all day, Nicky is more than welcome to call on his mom if he needs her.
Back at the battle-field, known as the Wiltons' kitchen, Derek insists that Mavis has "no right" to accuse him of philandering, and suggests that they both just calm down and discuss the issue rationally. Then he throws fuel on the fire by informing Mavis that Roger is nothing but a "sexual predator," and while Mavis huffs and expostulates that this simply isn't true, Derek reminds her that as a man, he knows only too well what other men are like. Mavis retorts that not all men are like Derek, and that there are men (like Roger) who have "finer sensibilities." Derek insists that he's never been unfaithful in his life, but Mavis is unconvinced and announces that their marriage is "a sham, a farce." Derek decides that the only way to get to the bottom of this is to go and see Angela, but Mavis sarcastically suggests that he really wants to see her so that he can "nibble on her toes." Derek is shocked.
In a quieter place (the beauty salon), Denise offers condolences over the end of the relationship between Bet and Charlie. Fiona bursts in, full of apologies for being late, but the travel agency was really busy. Denise tells Bet that Fiona was picking-up her airline tickets for a vacation in Tenerife. Fiona asks if *he* has been around, but Denise assures her that she hasn't seen him all morning. As Fiona disappears into the back, Bet wonders who *he* might be. "Steve," replies Denise, and both women chuckle when Denise remarks how awful it must be, to be pestered by a good-looking 20-year-old man.
At Curly's house, Raquel is doing her best to convince him that he should go and get dressed -- he needs to think positively, and you can't do that in your pyjamas. Vera pops by, wondering if there's anything she can pick-up for Curly while she's out shopping, but when she sees the state of his living-room, she characterizes the place as being "dog rough." She tells Curly that she saw the furniture truck, and the men retrieving his new sofa, and makes it clear that she's really there to find out what's going on. Curly insists that he sent the sofa back because he decided that he didn't like it -- and also claims that he resigned his position at Bettabuys before asking her to please leave. Vera isn't in a hurry to go though, and assures Curly that whatever he wants to tell her will be kept in strictest confidence (as if!), but Curly doesn't want to talk about it and asks her again to leave. After the door closes behind Vera, Raquel tries some positive reinforcement by getting Curly to repeat that "it's through hardship we grow," and "you resigned on a matter of principal."
Rita is surprised to see Mavis arrive for work, since she was supposed to have Saturday off, but Mavis pleads that she simply can't stay at home and ponder the fact that her marriage is "built on sand." She advises Rita to "thank Providence" that she's single.
At the mini-market, Nicky begs his grand-dad to buy him a game. Don agrees that he can have it, but only on the understanding that he'll put all the groceries away and finish his homework. Don leaves to start work, and Maureen asks Nicky if he's now living permanently with his grand-dad. Nick shrugs and says he guesses so, leaving Maureen to wonder if he doesn't miss his family. Nicky claims that he's not wanted at home -- his step-father doesn't like him and gives Sarah-Louise and David preferential treatment. He moans that he never has any money either, except for the little bit he earns from his paper-round, and even then, his step-dad didn't want him to take on a route. Maureen is oddly moved by Nicky's pity-party, and tells him he could earn some extra money by doing odd jobs for her.
Martin arrives at the Cafe with Sarah-Louise and David in tow, and tells Alma that he and the kids had an enjoyable outing, even though he missed having Nicky with them. Gail tells him how awful she felt about implying that Nicky was faking illness to stay home from school on Friday, especially when he told her he was going straight back to bed after he'd finished delivering his papers. She asks Martin if he'd pop by Don's house to give Nicky his weekly allowance, but Martin laughs that given how Nicky feels about him at the moment, he'll probably just chuck the money back in his face.
Raquel is on a mission to make everyone feel better about themselves today, and after giving Curly the benefit of her wisdom and moral support, has returned to the Rovers, where she presents Bet with chocolates, and compliments her new hairdo as being "absolutely lovely." While Raquel wibbles on (in complete sincerity) about chocolate and friendship, apparently unaware of how simplistic and condescending her advice is, Bet looks like a cornered cat. Still, she manages to thank her for her concern before escaping to the back.
At a booth in the pub, Derek offers to buy Emily a drink, but Emily is of the opinion that he ought to go home and patch things up with Mavis. Derek defends himself by insisting that he never gave Angela so much as a peck on the cheek, let alone think about committing adultery with her, whereas Mavis... He rants about her "friend" Roger, and how Mavis is simply unable to see that the man has ulterior motives. Emily asserts that Roger isn't "that sort of man," but even if he were, Mavis wouldn't be slightly interested. Ah, but Mavis has some sort of "fatal attraction" when it comes to men, and Derek insists that she's actually "a siren." Emily rolls her eyes and dead-pans that *if* that's true, Mavis is unaware of it. Derek pouts and delivers a melodramatic lecture about sirens "sinking ships," summarizing Mavis as being "frighteningly attractive" -- a lethal combination of Madonna and Garbo.
Bet returns to the bar area, but when Raquel begins again on the importance of friendship when one is weathering a storm, Bet tells her she has a "sickly taste" in her mouth and really needs some fresh air.
Back at the Kabin, Mavis is venting her spleen on her own situation -- as far as she's concerned, she married a philanderer, their wedding bed is "tainted," Derek is a "ladies man," blah, blah, blah. Rita is saved from the tirade when Bet comes into the shop, complaining that she's suffering "death by kindness," and begging Rita to go for lunch with her. Mavis whines that she'll be all alone, with no one to talk to, but Rita can only suggest she do a stock-taking to fill her time before rushing off.
At the Cafe, Alma complains about having to work on Saturdays, and Gail suggests they hire a handsome young man, like Deirdre's Samir, to help out. Martin returns from his errand to deliver Nicky's allowance, but since there was no answer when he knocked on Don's door, he assumes that the lad has gone back to bed. Mike arrives and offers to take Alma out for dinner. He gives her a choice between two posh restaurants, but Alma wants to try something different.
Meanwhile, the "sick" lad is helping Maureen by humping boxes of stock from the rear of the store. Reg arrives and is taken aback by his newest employee, but Maureen insists she needs a "Saturday boy." As Reg goes into the back to show Nicky the ropes, Maud agrees with Reg that they really don't need the extra help, and suggests that the only reason Maureen hired Nicky is because the two of them have something in common, having lost their fathers at an early age.
Derek has set the dinner table and is placing a vase of fresh flowers out when Mavis arrives home. He tries to tell her that he went to see Angela to discuss the divorce, but Mavis cuts him off and suggests that the pair shared a romantic lunch somewhere. Derek replies that, as a matter of fact, Angela wasn't at home, so he had lunch with Emily at the Rovers. He points out that he bought the flowers for her, but Mavis sniffs that they're probably "second hand," bought with Angela in mind. "You could at least have the decency to burn the blasted things," she shrieks, as she stomps out of the kitchen and heads upstairs. Derek sighs heavily.
Back at the mini-market, Gail is empathizing with Maureen over having to work on Saturdays when the rest of the working-world has the day off. She's surprised when Nicky comes out of the stock room, wondering if Maureen has any more jobs for him. Maureen tells him he can go home now, and asks Gail if she thinks eight pounds is a fair wage for his day of work. Gail sarcastically comments that it's a generous wage for "an invalid" who has the sort of illness that gets you off school on Friday and earns you money on Saturday.
Outside the shop, Gail encounters Don and asks if he's aware of Nicky's job. Don assumes she's referring to Nicky's paper round, so Gail puts him in the picture. Don can only laugh and give Nicky credit for taking the incentive, but Gail disagrees, especially since he was apparently sick yesterday. Don defends Nicky by saying that all kids try that on, but Gail gives him a withering look and informs him she doesn't think the situation is funny at all. Nicky is her son, but she feels like she's quickly losing control.
As Gail heads home, Nicky emerges from the shop. Don makes it clear that he doesn't think Nicky is particularly clever by deceiving his own mom.
Mike complains about the strange offerings on the menu in the restaurant that Alma has chosen, and moans that he doesn't know what most of the stuff is supposed to be. Alma tells him she was in the mood to try something new, when Samir arrives, asking if they'd like something to drink. Mike cracks wise about the menu, but then he recognizes Samir and asks Alma if he's Deirdre's "friend." Alma nods as Mike asks if he's working there, but Samir hedges a bit and implies that he merely knows the owner and is "helping out a friend." When Samir goes back to the kitchen, Mike tells Alma that he now understands why she chose that restaurant, and also lets her know that Samir would be in deep trouble if the immigration officials ever found out about his job.
Back at the Wiltons, things are heating-up again as Mavis and Derek exchange insults and innuendo. "You accuse ME?" Derek rages, reminding her of her "sordid little liaison" with Roger, but Mavis one-ups Derek by reminding him that he's the one named as co-respondent. She even goes as far as telling him he's known as "the notorious philanderer of Weatherfield." "CRAP!" retorts Derek, and then seemingly not able to believe that he actually uttered the word, threatens to say it again. Apparently stunned by the outburst, Mavis announces that she's going out -- "I'm not spending the night with a madman!" As Mavis bolts from the house, Derek follows her out onto the street, repeatedly calling her name, but Mavis ignores him. He tries (unsuccessfully) to assert himself by telling her that "as my wife, I ORDER you to come back," but Mavis shoots back "wife or concubine?" She hurries around the side of the Kabin and rings the bell to Rita's flat. When Rita finally speaks into the intercom and asks what it is that Mavis wants, the answer is "SANCTUARY!"
Update written by: HEATHER MORLAN
Written by: STEPHEN MALLATRATT; Directed by: SIMON MASSEY
Monday (3766, Wednesday 19 October 1994)
Tuesday (3767 Friday 21 October 1994)
Just a quick summary today...
Mavis is getting under Rita's feet, all out of sorts and determined that her marriage is over. Rita finally insists she take the day off. Since Rita's out for part of the day, she arranges to Emily to fill in. Emily is glad to help but she is surprised when Samir comes in full of effusive gratitude for "borrowing" Deirdre the money. He dumps out a pocket full of coins in his first installment to pay her back. Mavis has Rover over to apologize for Derek's behaviour. Roger reinforces Mavis's suspicions by implying that Derek's anxious protests of innocence and accusations of Mavis' infidelity are a classic mask for his own guilt.
Raquel is concerned that she may have given Curly the wrong idea when she was trying to support him and now she thinks he fancies her. She tries to catch him before the pub opens but misses him as he's buying beans from a sympathetic Maureen. Reg pops round the shop to brag that he's heard the real reason why Curly is no longer at Bettabuys but doesn't tell Maureen. He goes round to let Curly know he knows and promises he won't tell anyone. Poor Curly feels further kicked while down when Raquel comes round to make it clear that though she thinks there are lots of girls out there for him, she isn't one of them. Awwwww!
Steve is moping around, jealous that Fiona is going on holiday. Mike suggests that Steve book a holiday for he and Fiona somewhere really upmarket and much better than Teneriffe and sweet her off her feet. Denise doesn't help after she teases Steve that the live wire that is accompanying Fiona, someone named Maxine, will have the pair of girls turning Teneriffe on it's ear. Steve has decided to take Mike's advice and starts poring over holiday brochures.
Gail is still needling Don about his methods of caring for (and spoiling) Nicky. Don gets impatient and tells Gail that she's got to trust him to do his best. Gail continues to moan to Martin who's no help at all, feeling there's nothing more he can do to win Nicky back over. Gail just wants her son back but since that's not going to happen just yet, Martin advises she let Don get on with it.
Rita criticizes Mavis for entertaining Roger. It wont' be long before the neighbours realize she's left Derek and then it will logically follow that Roger is Mavis' boyfriend given the way people talk. Rita urges Mavis to go back home and she does. But she is not receptive to Derek's tentative advances to peace. She's not the gullible wife he thinks she is and is convinced he has had an affair with Angela. She coldly informs him that she doesn't want him near her and can't stand the sight of him. She's packed his bags for him and makes him leave the house! Is this the end of Mavis and Derek??? Stay tuned!
Update written by: DIANE JOHNSTON
Roger Crompton DONALD GEE
Written by: PHIL WOODS; Directed by: SIMON MASSEY
Wednesday (3768, Monday 24 October 1994)
Derek and Mavis argue in the Kabin, with Roger interfereing as much and as often as he can, until Rita has had enough. Derek leaves and Rita tells Roger to leave as well. Mavis is convinced she drove Derek into Angela's arms, and Rita doesn't have much to say to the contrary. Curly is watching spaghetti westerns and eating (spaghetti?) out of a can when Des arrives. Curly is indifferent to Des at first, but soon warms up as Des confesses he was in the wrong for the way he treated Raquel. Curly agrees with Des, then admits he, too, treated her badly. He is caught between feeling sorry for himself and, well, just being a misery. Curly decides that Des got Curly's share of charm, charisma and sex appeal. Des says if he did, it didn't do him much good. Curly wants to know Des' secret with women. Des says its all over-rated.
Deirdre is whining about Samir working at night and that she never gets to see him. Raquel tells her to go to his restaurant but Deirdre doesn't think Samir would like that. Raquel thinks he would, and Rita encourages Deirdre to go too. Raquel shares a romantic fantasy in which a man turns to take one look at her and decides shes the one for him and he wants to marry her. Derek moans to Norris about the state of his marriage and regrets his behaviour with Mavis and Roger. Norris counsels him to tell Mavis how he feels, and to tell her that Derek isn't staying with Angela, that he's on Norris' couch. Derek asks Norris to do it for him, but Norris wants to stay out of it. Derek is forced to pull out the big guns and tells Norris that if he can't get this situation with Mavis sorted soon, then who knows how long Derek will be staying on Norris' couch. . . Norris gets the message. Mavis is again carrying on to Rita when Norris comes into the Kabin. The chit chat comes to a screeching halt when Norris reveals Derek's living arrangements. Mavis asks how long Derek has been at Norris', but doesn't believe him when he tells her. Norris is desperate and sputters about Derek on his couch and Derek in blue-striped pyjamas, but Mavis isn't buying and Norris leaves. Rita is the voice of reason as she points out that Norris may not be lying. Of course he is, sputters Mavis, until she remembers that she did, in fact, pack Derek his blue-striped pyjamas. But then again, maybe Derek told Norris to say that - Mavis is in a lather until Rita tells her to get herself together.
Steve tries to convince Fiona to go on a holiday with him, but Fiona is firm. She wants to go WITH THE GIRLS. Steve doesn't get it - aren't they a couple? Fiona says they are not. They just have sex, she says, not a relationship. She hammers it home for him - It's her holiday, not theirs. Mavis is alone watching TV when Roger arrives with a bottle. He wants to get her creative juices flowing (huh??) and get her out of her misery. I wish he'd get her out of my misery!! He also convinces her to rehang his picture of her. Ugh.
Deirdre shows up at Samir's restaurant. He is thrilled to see her, but she can't stop apologizing for intruding and says she shouldn't be there. She's also more than a little jealous when she sees Samir talking to a girl. Poor Samir. He says that the girl is the boss' daughter and he isn't at all interested in her. Deirdre insists that he must be, the girl is a knockout. He says she is like every girl he grew up with and laughs that she has little fat legs. Not like his long-stemmed English Rose, he tells her. Aww. Has she really got fat little legs, Deirdre asks. An elephant would be jealous, Samir assures her. As he leaves her table, the girl in question walks past and we see two lovely long slim legs. Not just an elephant, Deirdre mutters.
Roger smarms Mavis and asks her to go to the pub with him. Not even Derek can say that it is inappropriate to be at the pub, he says. Mavis agrees. Derek and Norris pull up outside, and Derek decides to go home. He tells Norris that poor Mavis is probably inside, sobbing her little heart out. They then spot Mavis and Roger making their way to the Rover's, with Mavis on Roger's arm. In the pub, Roger continues his pursuit of Mavis and does his best to charm her. Blech. Alma and Denise are talking about baby names. They discuss boys names, but Denise is sure she is having a girl. Denise asks Raquel if Curly has apologized to her yet. She says no, but says she is glad that Des and Curly are friends again. They both need friends, she says.
Derek is conviced that Mavis and Roger are up to, well, probably much the same thing that Mavis is convinced Derek and Angela are up to. Norris frantically tries to get Derek to see reason. They're not in a romantic candlelit restuarant, they're in the local pub. They're not hiding, becuase there is nothing to hide, he points out. Derek sees that Norris could be right. Until he goes inside and sees that Roger's portrait of Mavis is back on the wall. It's all too much for poor Derek, and he slowly sinks to the floor.
Update written by: Laureen Sutton
Written by: ADELE ROSE; Directed by: JOHN GORRIE
Thursday (3769, Wednesday 26 October 1994)
The first scene opens with a view of Roger's portrait of Mavis. Mavis is heard talking in the background. It sounds like she and Derek have made up. Mavis is apologizing. "I'm afraid it's you and me against the world now, Harry" Harry??? Oh, it's the budgie she's been talking to.........Derek is nowhere to be seen.
Meanwhile at Norris's flat, Norris is clearing up breakfast. Derek thinks he has been pushed out of the nest by another man and his handiwork is on the wall to prove it. Norris tries to console him but Derek says there must have been a plot to get rid of him. He doesn't know when they'll get back together but at least he has somewhere to stay for the time being. Norris doesn't appear to be too thrilled at the thought. He says that Derek should count his losses and move away like he did. "Leaving is not enough" says Norris, "you need to make a bigger gesture to show you mean business and as long as you're in the same vicinity there's always the temptation of crawling back. Derek thinks that is a bit drastic.
Samir and Deirdre are sitting at the table at breakfast. He is reading a letter from his best friend, Fahim. Samir appears nostalgic. Deirdre wonders if they are doing the right thing because of the age and culture differences. She tells Samir that he should be back in Morocco finishing off his education. She thinks it is only a matter of time until he meets someone younger. Samir doesn't think so and that he wants to stay with Deirdre. He says that he is going to pay back Emily for the money that she lent Deirdre.
In the salon, Fiona is going on about her holiday to Tenerife. She tells Denise about Steve asking her to Miami and then turning him down. Denise can't believe that she said no.
In the cafe, Alma asks Steve if has finished his coffee. Steve mumbles something and then gets up and disappears into the toilets. Emily and Samir are at another table. Samir is counting out coins to give to Emily. She says that he doesn't have to do this, but he gives her £10 in change anyway. He likes to settle his debts. Emily asked how he knew that she would be in the cafe. He said that Mr Sugden told him. "Oh, the Weatherfield Tracking Centre" says Emily. She gets up to leave telling Samir that she is doing Meals-on-Wheels. Of course, she then has to explain about Meals-on-Wheels to Samir. He says that she is a very good person.
Steve comes out of the toilets and spots Samir sitting alone and asks him if he's interested in a spot of work. Steve says he might need some help in the print shop. Samir says he would be interested but he's not supposed to work here. Steve says that if he doesn't ask any awkward questions, then Samir doesn't have to answer any.
Curly comes out of his house and greets Don who is working under the bonnet of his taxi. Ken is passing by on the other side of the street and comes over to speak to Don. It seems that Nicky is having some problems with his schoolwork. Don says that he will speak to Nicky about it. Ken asks Don if he'd like to come to the school's Open Day. Ken is not sure whether it should be Don or Gail that he should be speaking to. Don says to leave it with him and he'll see to it.
Curly comes out of the Kabin as Kevin is going into the garage. They stop to chat. Curly tries to tell Kevin all about babies......going on and on about it but only by what people have said, not having had any himself, none that he knows of, anyway. "And I really don't know what I'm talking about. Do I?" he finishes with.
In the Rovers, Raquel is serving Denise. She tells Denise how she doesn't like Curly being on his own right now. She says that she will offer him the arm of friendship next time she sees him.
Still in the Rovers, Steve is telling Mike that Fiona has turned him down about Miami. She doesn't want to get serious with him. Mike thinks that Steve should be more assertive with Fiona, because women like that he says. He says that Fiona would be impressed with Steve.
Gail is leaving her house and sees Don coming out of the Kabin. He starts to tell her about his conversation with Ken. Gail asks if it can wait because she's left Alma alone in the cafe. Don tells her it is about Nicky. She decides to hear what he has to say. He tells her it is about Nicky's schoolwork. Gail wonders why Ken didn't come to her as she is Nicky's mother. She tells Don that there is more to parenting than treats, takeaways and letting him get his own way. Don has to be firm with Nicky even if it makes him unpopular. Don tells her that she is like a broken record, always carping on at him. He is doing his best with Nicky and he'd like a bit of support. After all, he didn't ask Nicky to come and live with him.
In the Kabin, Rita asks Mavis if it's wise giving Roger encouragement. Mavis says that it is a perfectly innocent relationship. "That's what Derek says about Angela" Rita says. Mavis tells Rita that Roger came around last night to hang the picture. Speak of the devil.......the door opens and in comes Roger. He is carrying a very large book. It's a book on portrait painting from the library and he thought that Mavis would like to borrow it. Mavis, to Rita's dismay, invites Roger to come and have tea with her and they could look at the book together. Mavis gets her coat and they leave together. Rita doesn't know what to make of all this.
In the cafe, Gail and Alma are cleaning up. Gail asks Alma "Is that what I'm like? Endlessly carping on?" Alma says that she is used to it now and doesn't notice it any more. She comes over and gives Gail a hug and says that of course she's not like that and it's only natural that she should worry about Nicky. Gail wonders how she can prove to Don that he has her support.
Mavis and Roger are sitting on the sofa looking at the portrait book. They are discussing eyes being the mirror of the soul. Roger says that he tried to look into Mavis' soul when he was doing her portrait. They both look at the portrait at the same time. Mavis says that the mouth can tell a lot about a person as well. She then asks Roger if he thinks the portrait is a bit provocative. "What? The mouth?" he asks. "No, where it's hung" answers Mavis. He says that he'll move it if she likes. Mavis then says to leave it where it is as it is a fitting symbol, painted in all innocence when the man she trusted was deceiving her with another woman. Roger agrees that there is a certain innocence about the face. "Look into my eyes now" Mavis says sadly "all you see is bitterness". Roger reaches over and cups her chin with his hand. "Disappointment. Bitterness, no, you're not capable of it" he says. "Roger, you are a rock to me. I don't know how I'd cope without you" says Mavis. Then there is a noise in the background and they turn to look as Derek comes through the door. "Aha!!!!" says Derek "Just as I thought....."
In the Rovers, Curly is reading a newspaper. He looks at Raquel and without saying anything to her, gets up and goes over to talk to Sally. He asks Sally how she is feeling. She's fine. He offers to help if she needs anything over the next few days, like shopping, lifts to the hospital, etc. She says thanks, but they'll be all right. Curly thinks that it must be very boring getting near the end of her pregnancy. Not really, she says. "Well, you know where I am if you need anything. Can I get you another drink?" he asks. Sally declines his offer. Rita rushes in carrying some magazines for Sally. She proceeds to ask Sally the exact same questions that Curly just asked, but this time Sally has exactly the opposite answers. A dejected Curly gets up and leaves.
Don is standing at the bar when Gail comes in. She wants a word with him. She says that she is sorry and it was unforgivable of her. Don said that he felt that he was not appreciated. She gives him some money in an envelope. It is towards Nicky's keep.
Reg comes into the Rovers and stands beside Fiona who is reading a travel magazine. He asks about her holiday and says that he also spent a week there before he married Maureen. He was checking out the supermarket setups. In fact, he asks Fiona if she'd make a note of what is selling in the frozen food market for him. She's going for a good time, she says.
Back at No4, Derek is fuming. "Aren't you a little Miss Innocent" he says. Mavis tells him that it isn't what he's thinking. Of course, Derek doesn't believe it at all. He rants on and on about Mavis and Roger and accuses her of going on about him and Angela to cover up her torrid little affair with Roger. Roger is very indignant. Derek says that they wanted him out of the house so that they could liaise in comfort. Mavis accuses Derek of "living in sin" with Angela. Derek insists that he is not living with Angela, but with Norris. Roger goes up to Derek and gives him his word that there is nothing between him and Mavis. What Derek just saw was completely innocent. Derek doesn't believe him. "And what about last night?" he asks. He knows that Roger was there last night. "Which part of her anatomy were you studying then?" he shouts. Mavis is shocked. Roger states that his behaviour towards Mavis has been beyond reproach, "unlike yours, which has been despicable". Derek rushes up to Roger and grabs him by the lapels. They struggle as Mavis tries to separate them. Roger says "It's all right, Mavis, I'm going. I'll tell you this for the last time, Derek, your wife is as pure as the driven snow. You make peace with her now, otherwise you may lose her forever". Then, in his agitated state, he turns to leave but goes into the wrong room, quickly realizing his mistake he finds his way to the front door and leaves. Derek and Mavis look at each other.
Samir and Deirdre are having a drink in the Rovers. Samir tells her that he has been offered another job. He then tells her about Steve's offer. Deirdre doesn't think that it is a good idea for him to work for Steve, but to keep him in mind as a fallback just in case the cafe goes wrong but otherwise steer clear of him.
Emily comes in and goes over the Sally and Rita. She has brought Sally some baby clothes. She also offers her help to Sally if she needs anything.
Curly's back at the bar reading his newspaper when Raquel comes over to him. She says that if she's been at fault over this misunderstanding then she's sorry. "I only wanted to be friends" she says. "If you still want that then I'm happy to let bygones be bygones". He points over to Sally, Rita and Emily who are getting up to leave. "You see that lot over there? I'd rather be with them. At least they don't lead you down the garden path and then give you the brush-off". He grabs his newspaper and leaves quickly.
Mavis and Derek are still arguing. She insists that she and Roger were just looking at a book. She reiterates that there is nothing going on between them and she'd never have met him if Derek hadn't been spending so much time with Angela. All their problems started when Derek went to work for Hawthorne's. There's only one way to resolve the problem Mavis says. "You have to resign from Hawthorne's". "Resign? But I'm innocent" Derek says. Mavis tells him to stay then, but they'll just drift further apart. Leave, and then they might still heal the breach. "What about you and Roger?" says Derek. "It's not about Roger" Mavis insists. "Is that your final word?" asks Derek. "Yes". He turns towards the door. He says that he will not resign. He may want to save their marriage but he'll not admit to something he didn't do. Mavis wonders what's going to happen now. "Well, it looks like we're heading for the rapids, doesn't it?" Derek says as he points to the portrait "and by sticking that up there, you've just thrown away the paddle". He leaves the house leaving Mavis devastated.
Update written by Christine Kaczynski
Written by MARTIN ALLEN; Directed by JOHN GORRIE
Friday (3770, Friday 28 October 1994)
Norris is none too pleased that there's no bread for toast, and Derek rather sheepishly confesses to being up in the middle of the night, unable to sleep, so made himself a sandwich. Oh well, Norris will have to make do with breakfast cereal -- until he's told that Derek polished the milk off too. Derek suggests that Norris leave a note for the milkman, telling him to leave an extra bottle of milk now that there are two people living at the Cole residence. Norris thinks it makes more sense for old "Dirk" to take the bull by the horns and taunts Derek that he's allowing Mavis to completely "run the show." She said "get out," and that's exactly what Derek did, instead of standing his ground and insisting that if she wanted a separation, she's the one who ought to have left the matrimonial home. He reminds Derek of "the golden rule" of salesmanship -- "assert yourself and take control of the situation." Derek gets motivated by the little pep-talk and agrees that he's going to "crack the whip," since he knows that deep-down, that's what Mavis really wants him to do.
At the Kabin, though, Mavis is telling Rita that she wouldn't have Derek back for all the tea in China, especially after he accused her of "misbehaving" with Roger. Rita points out that Mavis accused Derek of exactly the same thing, with Angela, but Mavis naturally feels that her accusations were founded in fact, whereas Derek's were not. Rita sighs and tells Mavis that she had better make up her mind before winter arrives. Does she want Derek, Roger, or would she rather spend her evenings knitting a nice, warm bed jacket?
Mike is showing an unnatural interest in Steve's love-life and the problems he's having with it, so he seems strangely encouraging when Steve tells him that he's gone ahead and arranged a surprise for Fiona. He's booked a flight to Tenerife, and has even reserved a room in the same hotel that she's staying. Mike grins and congratulates Steve, telling him that "women never know what they want until a man tells them." The only problem is that Steve will be flying off to Tenerife the following week, so he's a bit concerned about leaving Mike with all the work involved with the large t-shirt contract. "No problem," smiles Mike.
Reg pops into the mini-mart to see how things are going. Vera wonders how he manages to hold down such an important job with Firman's when he spends half his time in the shop, but Reg mutters that it all has to do with time-management. Vee also suggests that the least Reg could do is give poor Curly a job, and after she leaves the shop, Maureen reinforces Vera's request, saying that Curly is a "nice" man who deserves a break. Reg snarls that Curly is not a "nice guy," citing his dismissal on the grounds of harassment, and characterizing Curly as being unable to keep his hands off the women he works with. He suggests that Curly used his managerial position to "impress the women into familiarity," and even reminds Maureen that she wasn't above giving-in to his charms. Maureen angrily replies that she thought all that was behind them, and she can't believe he's dredging-up that part of her history. She doesn't agree with Reg's assessment of Curly, and insists that she "knows him better." Reg sarcastically replies that he can't argue with that!
Rita answers the phone in the Kabin, and advises Mavis that it's for her -- and it's "a woman, from Hawthorne's." Mavis goes into a tizzy and insists that she can't speak to whoever it is, but Rita thrusts the phone at her and leaves. Mavis responds to the person on the other end that "NO, it wouldn't be convenient," "I beg your pardon?" and "NO, I won't set foot in your office!" before banging down the phone. In a complete huff, she explains to Rita that it was Angela's secretary, who wanted Mavis to meet with Angela that afternoon!
At the Rovers Return, Fiona orders a drink and talks excitedly about her trip to Tenerife. She asks Raquel if it's like any of the other Canary Islands, but Raquel hasn't got a clue and suggests she ask Curly. Curly, however, is dourly staring at his half-finished pint, apparently in a complete funk, and only tells Fiona not to bother asking him anything because he "knows nowt." When Steve comes in, Fiona offers him a drink, which he happily accepts. Then he makes the mistake of informing her that she'll have a chance to buy him a pint next week. Fiona reminds him that she'll be in Tenerife by then, so that would be impossible. Steve smiles and tells her of his own plans -- he has an airline ticket booked, and has even reserved a room in the same hotel. Fiona's mouth falls open in shock, and when she finally realizes that Steve is not joking, she asks if he's crazy. She makes it very clear that she doesn't want him "butting-in" on her holiday plans, and even goes so far as to tell him that if she sees him even once in Tenerife, she's going to tell the police that he's bothering her. She insists that he take his ticket back NOW, and get a refund -- and then reminds him not to forget his pint (which she promptly dumps over his head). As Steve and Fiona go their respective ways, Raquel wonders who's going to pay for the pint.
An attractive, middle-aged woman arrives at the Kabin and immediately assumes that Rita is Mavis. While Rita assures her that she is not Mrs. Wilton, Mavis appears from the back of the shop, carrying fresh cups of tea. The woman seems surprised when she realizes that Mavis must be Mrs. Derek Wilton. She announces that "it's high time we put our cards on the table. I'm Mrs. Hawthorne -- the first Mrs. Derek Wilton." Mavis drops her tea cup, which shatters on the floor.
After the break, we find Mavis picking up the pieces of china while Rita insists that she'll do it. Angela informs Mavis that her (Angela's) husband is responsible for the mess they're all in, and insists that they need to talk. Mavis wouldn't come to her office, she she's had to come to Mavis. Mavis retorts that they have nothing to discuss, but Angela implores her to "please be reasonable." Mavis finally relents and agrees that Angela can have ten minutes of her time -- at 6:30 PM that evening -- and that is her last word, so Angela can take it or leave it. Angela has no choice but to agree, and then makes a hasty departure. After she's gone, Rita stares at Mavis in admiration, congratulating her on being "so good" with Angela. A shaken Mavis wonders if she was really that impressive, and Rita assures her that her way of dealing with Angela put her in mind of Maggie Thatcher.
Gail stops by after work to pick-up David from the Websters, and asks Sally how the pregnancy is going. Sally responds that she can't wait for it to end, and that if the baby hasn't arrived in a week, the doctors plan to do an inducement. Kevin points out that his life would be a lot easier if the baby came soon -- Baldwin has been bothering him about driving for his limousine service, but Kevin is afraid to go very far from home. Sally snaps that she's not bothered about Baldwin or his stupid business when it comes to the health of her new baby.
Mike answers the phone at Steve's small office, and it's apparent to the viewer that he's talking to Steve's associate who brought him the huge contract. Mike tells the man that Steve has left for a holiday in Tenerife with his "lady friend," but with Mike it's always been "business first, ladies second." He assures the man that he'll be available to talk about details. As he hangs up with a crafty smile, Alma comes by wondering if he'd like to go for a drink. Seeing the look on his face, she wonders if Mike is up to "something wicked."
Rita is telling Mavis, as they close-up the shop, that she ought to get home and get ready for "The Meeting," adding that she wishes she could be a fly on the wall. Derek rushes into the shop and announces to Mavis that he's coming home, immediately, won't take no for an answer, and will brook no argument on the subject. Mavis tries desperately to get a word in edge-wise, but Derek won't give her the opportunity. When he's finally finished asserting himself, Mavis announces that she's expecting a visitor -- Angela -- so even if she were agreeable to his moving back, tonight just isn't convenient. Derek is horrified when he learns of the impending meeting, and finally manages to tell Mavis that she "mustn't..." Mavis bids him a curt good night before leaving. In desperation, Derek asks Rita what the women are up to, and is told not to ask her -- "they're your wives."
Deirdre is alarmed when she hears someone coming through her front door. She's relieved and surprised to find that Samir has returned from work early. He tells her that his boss gave him the night off.
At chez Wilton, Mavis lets Angela in, who makes a point of thanking her for allowing the meeting, even though she should be at her golf club. She tries to impress on Mavis that the two woman have no quarrel, but Mavis begs to differ. Then, remembering her manners, she asks Angela if she would like a drink. Angela would like a vodka, but since Mavis doesn't have any, she settles for a sherry. When she notices that Mavis isn't pouring one for herself, Mavis sniffs superiorly that "she doesn't have the craving." Angela goes straight to the point, telling Mavis that she's playing straight into Mervin's hands. Since Mavis doesn't know a Mervin, she has no idea what Angela is talking about, so Angela explains that he's her second husband, and that he's the one who trumped-up the charges that Angela was sleeping with Derek. She scoffs that it's "the oldest trick in the book" -- he's trying to get a huge settlement by accusing her of what he's doing. Now Mavis has played straight into his hands by falling for his accusations, and by throwing Derek out of the house, she's all but admitted that the alleged adultery has happened. She informs a bewildered Mavis that "your gullibility could cost me a packet."
Meanwhile, Derek is at the Rovers Return and having a hissy fit over the meeting. He looks out the window and panics that Angela has arrived, telling Norris that "they're there, the two of them in one house." Norris wisely observes that "it's a great mistake allowing two of one's wives to get together," but Derek insists that's the last thing he ever wanted. In fact, he even rushed back to Angela's office to stall her, but he was too late, and she'd already left. Norris sadly observes that Derek is not the man he met on the motorway, the man named "Dirk, with the keen, razor-sharp mind to match his name. You need to face it, old chap -- you need to sharpen-up!"
At a nearby table, Maud asks Reg why he won't offer Curly a job. After all, she points out, he's a "nice lad," so why won't he help? She wonders if there's something afoot that she's not been told about. Reg and Maureen exchange meaningful glances before Reg goes off to the bar to order drinks. He encounters Curly, who is glumly staring off into space, and sarcastically tells him that "little boy lost," has become "the raging beast." He offers to take Curly off to the vet to have him "fixed," as they do tom cats. Perhaps that would help reduce his hormone levels.
Back at Derek's table, he wishes he knew what the two women were talking about. "It's obvious," replies Norris. "When wives, past and present, get together, there's only one thing they have in common -- YOU."
Mavis, meanwhile, is angrily telling Angela that it would be easy for her to lie about the entire situation, especially when it's been clear for some time now that she's been interested in Derek. Angela retorts that she's not the least bit interested in Derek, and certainly doesn't want him back. Mavis points out that she did offer him a job at Hawthornes, asked him to squire her to one of their functions, and even got him to mow her lawn. Angela admits that in retrospect, she didn't act too wisely, and as for the lawn-mowing incident, she regrets that too -- the lawn-mower hasn't worked properly since Derek got his hands on it(!). She makes it clear that while she doesn't dislike Derek, she certainly doesn't want him as a husband again. When Mavis takes offence at this statement, Angela reminds her that she, above all else, must be aware of his "shortcomings." Using all sorts of golfing parallels, Angela insists that Derek is about as good at being a husband as he is at golfing -- no drive to speak of, his approach play is pretty hopeless, and as for his putting -- well.... Mavis draws herself up straight, looks Angela in the eye, and tells her she'd better leave. "Derek always said you thought you were a good golfer, but that you spent more time in the bunkers than Adolph Hitler -- who, in many ways, you closely resemble." Angela huffs her way out of the house, while Mavis takes a deep breath and looks thoroughly offended.
Update written by: HEATHER MORLAN
Angela Hawthorne: DIANE FLETCHER
Written by: JOHN STEVENSON; Directed by: JOHN GORRIE
Monday (3771, Monday 31 October 1994)
Tuesday (3772 Wednesday 2 November 1994)
At the Webster's house Sally answers the door. It is Gail, Sarah Louise and David. Sally says she is bored waiting for the baby to arrive. She offers to look after David for Gail while she is at work. Sally says it'll keep her occupied. Kevin doesn't think that Sally should be doing anything right now except resting. Sally is sick of staring at the wallpaper and she needs to be occupied. Kevin reluctantly agrees.
Steve pulls up to the print shop. Samir is waiting on the steps for him. He tells Steve he has a couple of days off and would like to accept Steve's previous offer of work. Steve tells him that there is no more work right now. He needed him yesterday, not today. Samir thanks him and apologizes for bothering him.
Steve goes into the garage looking for Mike. He tells Jim that he has come to collect his profits from Mike. He asks Jim to tell Mike when he sees him.
At Curly's house there is an insistent rapping at the door. Curly comes downstairs wrapped in nothing but a duvet. He opens the door to see Maureen standing there. She's come to see if he's OK. He invites her inside. She's brought him some cleaning stuff and is busy unpacking it when she looks up and realizes his state of undress. She tells him to go and get dressed and she'll clean up the house.
Deirdre and Samir are sitting at their table. Samir has told her that he asked Steve for work. Deirdre reminds him that she'd warned him about Steve. Samir is worried about his restaurant job. Deirdre asks him what he's doing with his day off. She says "What if I took the day off, as well?"
Maureen has finished cleaning up Curly's living room. He thanks her and offers to pay for the cleaning supplies but Maureen declines any payment. Maureen seems a little nervous as she tells him not to tell anyone about the fact that she came to visit him and cleaned his house. The she leaves the house and immediately runs into Deirdre and Samir. Maureen nervously mumbles about Curly not being well, etc. etc. Then Des comes over and asks how Curly is. Des says he'll take Curly to the Rovers tonight.
Audrey comes rushing into the cafe. Percy greets her with "Good morning, Madam Mayoress". Audrey ignores him, apparently she's very late because of Alf and apologizes to Gail.
At the Webster's, Rose and David are playing and Sally is lying back in a chair holding her stomach. She gets up to pull David out from under the table when she feels a twinge.
Over at the garage Mike arrives and Jim tells him that Steve was looking for him. Kevin tells Mike that he's just about to take his dinner break. Mike says that's good timing as Sally, Rosie and David come across the street. Kevin gets the car ready. Sally gets into the car. Gail comes over to take the children. Kevin and Sally drive off to the hospital. "Why these women can't hold off until the end of a working day, I'll never know" says Mike.
Steve comes out of the print shop and Mike tells him that he's been working on the figures. Inside the print shop, Steve is reviewing Mike's figures. He can't make sense of them. It appears that Steve only gets £493.71 for all his work. He thinks it should be more like £5,000. Mike asks him if he's got his own set of figures. Steve starts to question Mike about everything in his accounts. Mike talks his way out of everything. Mike tells him to sit down and go through the accounts with a fine-tooth comb and if he finds anything amiss to come and see him. Mike says even the Inland Revenue can't make a dent in his books.
In the Rovers Betty is questioning the practice of fathers being present at the birth of a child. They didn't do that in her day, so she doesn't agree with it. Of course, Raquel thinks it is wonderful and goes on about a friend who video-taped the birth, but Betty thinks it'll put everyone off her hotpot.
Norris comes in and spies Derek sitting alone. He has found a solution to all Derek's problems. After rambling on for a while he gives Derek a brochure for the Malbren Guest House. He thinks Derek should move there. After more ramblings on about Derek making a clean break from Mavis, Norris says he'll meet Derek at the Rovers later and they'll go and see the guest house.
In the Kabin, Mike comes in to buy cigars. He mentions to Rita that Sally has gone into the hospital. Rita says she better go and check to see that Rosie is all right. Mike tells her that Gail is looking after Rosie. Rita stops and looks puzzled.
Samir and Deirdre are walking arm-in-arm in the park. Deirdre says she had forgotten what it's like being just the two of them together and not worrying about jobs, money, etc. After a long talk, Samir says he loves her and they kiss like a couple of teenagers.
Back at the Webster's Gail, Audrey and the children are all there as Kevin returns from the hospital. There is no news yet.
Mike, Alma, Rita and Mavis are at the bar in the Rovers discussing Sally and Kevin. Rita tells Mavis that Norris has just come in. Norris says that he's just waiting for Derek. Rita looks towards the door and says "Here comes Tweedledee" to Mavis as Derek walks in. Norris and Derek prepare to leave to go and check out the B&B. Derek tells Mavis where they are going and asks her if she wants the address. She just tells him to send her a Change of Address card along with all his other business acquaintances. Derek and Norris leave. Mavis needs another drink.
Mike and Alma are sitting in a booth when Steve comes in. He still can't figure out Mike's accounts and still thinks he should be getting a lot more money. Mike tells him that it was a one-off deal and there's no more partnership. Steve looks incredulous.
Update written by Christine Kaczynski
Written by STEPHEN LOWE; Directed by MICHAEL OWEN MORRIS
Wednesday (3773, Friday 4 November 1994)
Auntie Rita has spent the night with Rosie while now Kevin is back at hospital cooing over the new baby with Sally. She asks him to get bread in and looks forward to getting comfortable on the settee.
Deirdre is back to work this morning and Samir insists on doing some housework just as strongly as she insists he shouldn't.
Back home now, Kevin surprises Rita with the news that Sally will be coming home today, 24 hours after she's had the baby. Rita offers to have Rosie but Kevin wants to take her with him to make her feel included. Wise decision and Rita understands and indeed approves. Give us a shout if you need me, she offers.
Curly was the first customer in the door at the caf even before Gail arrives (late). Steve comes in, quiet but sarcastic. He questions the prices on the wall asking if they will remain so, only, he wants to avoid another Baldwin rip off. Alma starts a slow burn. Steve joins Curly and continues to make snide comments. It doesn't take long for Alma to see red and toss him out with a very large flea in his ear, surprising even herself! Well done!
Rita spreads the news about the new Webster baby. Betty buys a card for the family and leaves. Rita warns Mavis that she may have to look after the shop alone should the call to arms come from Number 13. Mavis doesn't mind and is a bit prickly and distracted. Rita correctly perceives that Mavis is too busy mulling about her own problems to be happy about the new baby. Mavis seems glad at least that Derek is getting away from Norris, that Evil Man, now he's moving to a B&B.
Derek and the Evil Man are sneaking into Number 4 at that very moment. After establishing that Mavis is not home, Derek goes into the kitchen to pick up a few home comforts, like the kettle. Norris wanders around the room chattering and encouraging Derek in his new independence. He stops and notices something odd. Is this budgerigar meant to be lying on its back with it's beak open? OH NO! Harry's curled up his tootsies, gone off his perch and gone to meet his Maker! (I wonder if he's pining for the fjords and all! Heh heh heh) Mavis will be devastated! Norris is heartless and points out that it's no longer Derek's problem is it? He's not part of the household anymore. Why not open a window and pretend it's flown away? That would be worse, Derek says, she'd just be roaming the streets looking for him. Norris loses patience and decides he has to get on with his schedule and he leaves.
In the pub, Raquel is all soft and broody thinking about the baby. Jim joins Steve who's still resentful and miserable about Mike. Samir arrives to see if Steve may have work in the future. Steve is very gloomy about his own future.
Rita is still confident that she'll be called for, the minute the Websters get home from the hospital. Mavis declines a lunch break and glares when Norris enters the shop. He came for a packet of mints, as he likes something to suck on while he drives (the mind reels away defensively from this image!) Mavis reacts with outrage when she hears that Derek is at the house taking some things and is huffy with Norris who, on the way out, turns and with great pleasure it seems, tells Mavis bluntly that the budgie has died but not to worry, Derek is dealing with the funeral arrangements. Have a nice day! (rotten sod!)
Mavis runs down the street just as we see Kevin and Sally arrive home. Maureen comes out of the shop too have a look at the baby and finds out they are thinking of calling her Lauren.
Into the house and right over to the now empty cage, Mavis streaks in horror. Derek has put the bird in a box, not knowing what Mavis wanted done with it. She is distraught but has a blinding, bitter realization (which only Mavis could concoct) that they have killed Harry with the way they've carried on, poisoned by the atmosphere they've created with their insults, hatred and spite. They never thought what the suspicions and accusations were doing to Harry. How do we stop it, Derek asks. Mavis gingerly offers the olive branch and Derek gratefully takes it and they decide to bury the past.
Sally is settled on the settee and Gail is visiting and takes Rosie off with her for the afternoon. (uh oh. Rita's not going to like this!)
Derek offers to resign from Hawthorne's but Mavis won't hear of it and Derek insists Mavis continue to be friends with Roger. They confess to their respective jealousies. Mavis is worried that Derek was falling under Norris's influence. Derek scoffs at the very thought but Mavis hits the nail on the head when she voices her fears that Norris was trying to persuade Dirk he was better off without Mavis. (which he was). Derek's eyes narrow, probably wondering if Mavis is psychic and feebly protests then insists Norris will be pleased they have made it up. They nearly start bickering again but realize it in time and cuddle in together, happy again.
Samir has cooked a nice Moroccan meal for Deirdre (wow! Housework AND he cooks!) She thinks he should just relax and enjoy the 3 months he has left on his visa and forget about working. He says he's no longer on holiday, he lives here now so must work. He doesn't think he would have much luck getting a legal work permit though.
Rita has told Percy about the budgie's death. Mavis rushes in to tell Rita about her and Derek's reconciliation but Rita and Percy both misconstrue the reason she's all smiles at first, thinking Harry's not dead after all. Mavis clears things up but Percy seems peeved she's not more upset about the bird. Well let's face it, making things up with Derek is more important in the grand scheme of things but Percy doesn't quite see it that way and toddles off in a mood. Rita expresses surprise that she hasn't been sent for by Sally and Kevin yet.
Des stops in to try to get Curly out of the house to celebrate their mate's new baby. Curly hadn't heard and is chuffed and goes along.
Steve comes in to the pub. Alma has to hold Mike back from going over to Steve now that she's told him about Steve slagging his good name off. He stays put but then hears Steve make more disparaging remarks to Curly and Des and doesn't hold back any longer, telling off Steve royally. Rita arrives but has to admit to Audrey that she's not seen the baby yet. Maureen interrupts and Rita is stopped dead to find out that not only has Maureen seen the baby but knows the name and that Gail had Rosie for the afternoon. Jealousy knots Rita's face.
Next door, Deirdre and Samir are clearing up. Deirdre has an idea, whey they need to do is change his status from being a foreign visitor into. .. her husband! Will he marry her? Samir stares in shock.
Update written by Diane Johnston
Written by PETER WHALLEY; Directed by MICHAEL OWEN MORRIS
Thursday (3774, Monday 7 November 1994)
We begin seconds after we left off yesterday with Samir stunned by Deirdre's proposal and she realizes he's not taking it well. He is more insulted, it turns out , that she wants to marry him so he can stay and work in the country. Yes, they love each other but that wasn't the main reason she asked at this time. He can't use her like that and he feels he's let her down. Deirdre back pedals but ends up getting defensive in her embarrassment and withdraws the proposal. Forget that she even mentioned marriage,! He tries to smooth things over but she's regretful and defensive and goes to bed alone.
Rita rings in the papers in the early morning, the sky just barely turning from near black to indigo and purple, streaked with rays of the rising sun. She hears a baby cry and looks up at the light going on upstairs at the Webster's and sighs.
Down the road, Mavis discovers Derek putting the finishing touches on Harry's grave in the garden. He even erects a little marker "In loving memory of Harry, More than just a friend. November 1994".
Sally's fed and changed Lauren while Kevin makes a cup of tea and offers to do a few chores and go buy a present for Rosie like they agreed. They cuddle up together, not able to take their eyes off this little miracle they've created.
Curly slopes into the corner shop. Maureen warns Reg to be nice but his idea of cheering up Curly is to tell him he's better off out of Bettabuys, the place is really going downhill. Oh, you mean better off without a job while you got another job, a shop and a wife, all the things Curly doesn't? Curly starts to rant but is interrupted when Raquel comes in. Reg makes a hasty escape. Raquel offers to see if Bet needs any help behind the bar but Curly cites his entire job history before and after getting his qualifications and ends up saying he doesn't want to work behind a bar and anyway, he wouldn't be any good at it.
Kevin, with a large dolly under his arm, notices activity in the garage, unusual this being Saturday. (Airing on a Monday) Mike and Jim are there, Jim having a few driving jobs later on. They both tease Kevin about the doll and the new baby causing Kevin to have time off but it's a gentle ribbing, Mike being rather envious really of Kevin able to go home to his new baby. He says as much to Jim after Kevin leaves and Jim looks at him thoughtfully, and somewhat sad as well, perhaps remembering baby Katie.
Deirdre is hanging out clothes and still somewhat cool to Samir after last night's disaster of a proposal. He tries to talk to her about his reasons for not accepting, that they would be getting married for the wrong reasons. It doesn't seem much comfort to her at this point and the distance between them remains. He leaves and she watches him go sadly.
Vera buys a baby card in the Kabin while Rita looks on, miserable and feeling shut out, an invitation not yet forthcoming. She tells Mavis she'll go when she's good and ready but Mavis knows and takes Rita to task for expecting a personal invitation and Royal escort while everyone else is just dropping in. Rita admits she should have had an invitation, considering all she's done for them (how's the view from up on that high horse, Rita? Then again, she's never been in that position, having the house in an uproar settling in with a demanding infant and small toddler, hormones raging and sleep deprivation running rampant!)
Bet chats to Andy about his new student status and upon hearing he's looking for part time bar work, immediately takes him on and sets him to clearing the empties, much to Raquel's consternation. Kevin has managed a half hour away and arrives a few minutes before Jim and Mike who had invited him for a drink to wet the baby's head. Don arrives shortly after, taking the mickey out of Kevin, asking him why he wasn't sent for to deliver this baby since he delivered Rosie first time around!
Mavis is off for the rest of the afternoon and she and Derek share a snack while she tells him about Rita's attitude. Derek is trying to get hold of Norris to tell him the good news about their reconciliation and they talk about their upcoming anniversary. Anything she wants to do, Derek offers generously.
Reg has arrived in the pub as has Curly and martin. Most of the lads surround Kevin but Curly is off to one side, moping. They joke and laugh but Kevin can't stay longer than his allocated half our. Liz arrives and is surprised to see Andy behind the bar. She tells Jim that Steve has gone off to London and they despair of their son's irresponsibility.
Rita explains to Emily (who is the only one i ever see sporting a poppy for the upcoming Armistice aka Remembrance Day at least now Percy's gone) that although Mavis does feel bad the budgie died, her grief was offset considerably with her and Derek making up their differences, although Rita surmises, Percy probably wouldn't agree! Liz comes in for a card and the knot in Rita's face twists a little more upon hearing about the little crowd in the Rovers' drinking the baby's health.
Kevin arrives back home to his little family. Sally's realized that Rita has not been over but Kevin figures she's just busy running the shop on her own today and will be there when she can.
Liz is now in the corner shop. Hearing that Reg is in the pub spurs an exchange about men preferring the company of their mates in the pub to spending time with their wives. Maureen describes Jim as a "man's man" and you couldn't say that about Reg could you? They both tease a distracted Deirdre about her handsome young boyfriend but she snaps about him being no different than the rest of the men round there, in spite of him being from a different country and culture. (That apple is looking most definitely less shiny!)
In the pub most of the remaining lads are well oiled and checking the newspaper to see if there is a football match on (they find one, a City match!) and all decide to go, even Reg and Mike (the last two i could picture at a match but that's what good will and good ale will do for you!) They try to persuade Curly after a subtle indication from Bet. He's reluctant but with a bit of chiding from Bet and Raquel, Martin and Reg manage to get him to agree to go along. After the crowd clears, we see Derek and Norris at a table. Norris is not pleased at Derek's news and indeed forecasts a bleak future. Derek was just poised to leap forward, his future in his hands and now, one dead budgie later, he's back in his cell serving a life sentence. Derek insists it's where he's happiest and he'll prove it!
Samir arrives home, all smiles because he's been to the restaurant, the Casablanca, and found out that Immigration have been and gone and the coast is now clear. He can start working again! Deirdre manages a grim lifting of the corners of her mouth but what comes out is sarcasm. He wanted to work but not if it entailed marrying her! He's been asked to work tonight if it's ok with her, he earnestly asks. She shrugs in that way we women do and lays it on thick, the way we women do LOL, She'll find something to occupy herself, do whatever is best for him and never mind her. Poor lad doesn't know what's hit him!
Derek tries to talk to Mavis over the roar of the Hoover about how pleased Norris was. Derek has had a great idea how they can celebrate their anniversary, a dinner party! Doesn't sound that great to her, you can tell. He starts out with his proposed list, trying to ease her into it with a joke or two. First Rita, then your new friend and local Leonardo Roger... Mavis is already objecting. That's two for you now my two guests, Norris of course and...er... Angela! These apparently are the four closest to them that have supported them over the last few weeks of their trials and tribulations. Mavis looks about as pained as she possibly could as Derek predicts it will be the Perfect Evening! Yeah. Right.
Update written by: DIANE JOHNSTON
Written by: PETER WHALLEY; Directed by: BRIAN MILLS
Friday (3775, Wednesday 9 November 1994)
At number 4, Mavis stops to smell the single rose she's placed in a vase on a breakfast tray. She's just about to take the tray upstairs when Derek comes down in his dressing-gown, expressing his disappointment because he was going to bring Mavis her breakfast in bed. They exchange anniversary cards and giggle when they realize that they bought identical cards (inscribed "two hearts beating as one") for each other. They even planned the same breakfast for each other -- smoked salmon and poached eggs!
Deirdre moans about her clothes and her hair as she prepares for work. Samir tries to convince her that she's beautiful, and Deirdre changes the subject by asking what he'll do after work. Samir insists that he'll do his usual, and rush straight home to her. Deirdre suspects that he must be invited out afterwards by some of his work-mates, and Samir confesses that it happens now and then, but he just isn't interested -- he wants to spend all his free time with her. Drear smirks that spending so much time together must have given him a taste of what it would be like to be married to her, and he must feel like he's had a "lucky escape." She quickly apologizes for the crack when she sees that Samir doesn't know what to say in response.
Back at the Wiltons', Mavis answers the telephone and tries to remain cool when she realizes it's Angela. As it turns out, she can't make it to the anniversary dinner they'd planned. Derek takes the phone and tries to get her to change her mind, but Angela insists that Friday would be a better night (oddly, this is supposed to be a Friday, according to my calculations). Mavis tells Derek that she'll check with the others and see if they can change their plans as well, while Derek complains that, as usual, Angela wants everyone else to shuffle their schedules around to suit her -- including having Derek and Mavis change the date of their anniversary! When he realizes that Mavis isn't terribly upset, he hints that she never really cared for his plan to have a dinner party, but Mavis suggests that Derek get off to work while she does her best to sort things out.
Samir sees Deirdre off, but as he looks around outside, he first sees Derek hugging and kissing Mavis on his way out the door, and then notices that Jim and Liz MacDonald are kissing goodbye on their stoop. He makes a point of giving Deirdre a passionate kiss on the street, and Liz, who is walking past, jokes that Samir is fitting right in with the rest of the neighbours. Deirdre walks off, unhappily muttering to herself that they're just like everyone else alright -- "except for being married."
At the Websters, Sally explains to Rosie that Lauren has no teeth yet, so is too young to eat the piece of toast that Rosie is offering the baby. Rosie corrects her mother and informs her that the baby's name is Sophie, and Sally jokes to Kevin that when he gets home, they'll have to practice the baby's name with Rosie, who can't seem to get used to Lauren. Sally then wonders if Kevin has been talking to Rita, and expresses surprise that she hasn't been by yet to see the new baby. Kevin says he'll pop by the Kabin and make sure that Rita knows she's welcomed to come by at any time.
Deirdre stops at the Kabin for a few items and asks Rita about the Websters' new baby. Rita pretends that she's seen the baby, and reports that all is well. Outside, Raquel waits with Curly at the bus stop. He's on his way to the Job Center, and remarks that during his very first visit there, he found his position at Bettabuys. Raquel thinks that bodes well for his next visit, and kisses him goodbye when the bus arrives. Meanwhile, back inside the Kabin, Kevin asks what Rita is doing that night, and just as she begins explaining that she'll be attending the Wiltons' anniversary dinner, Mavis rushes into the store and announces that everything is cancelled until Friday. Kevin wonders why Rita hasn't been around to see their newest addition to the family, and invites her to come over after work. Mavis goes into the back in search of anniversary dinner napkins, and after a quick think, Rita grabs her coat and announces that Mavis will have to "step in" for a few hours, even though it's her day off. She's gone before Mavis can protest.
Andy gives a demonstration of the art of pulling a pint, as learned at "The Queens," and Bet agrees that he's "not bad" at it. It's pointed out that there isn't a lot of room behind the bar, so it's important that he learn the "hand signals" of negotiating tight corners. Raquel explains the art of "gliding without colliding," while displaying what a hand to the right or left shoulder signifies.
Rita has apparently spent her time away from the Kabin doing some shopping. Carrying several bags, she goes into a building society and announces that she wants "to do something rather special today."
Back in Weatherfield, Reg orders a pint and jokes about the new blonde (Andy) behind the bar. Curly arrives, and in response to Raquel's query of how things went at the Job Center, characterizes his day as somewhat akin to "being in a hall of mirrors at a fun fair." He leaves without having a drink, prompting Des to wonder how things are going for the lad. Raquel replies that while Curly is having a tough time, his friends are doing their best to keep his spirits up -- and he ought to do that too. She then approaches Reg, who is sitting at a nearby table, and tells him that Curly could really do with a written recommendation from someone like him, who is both a friend and an ex-co-worker.
While Mavis waits for Rita to return, she and Liz MacDonald have a cup of tea. Liz reminisces about their sixth wedding anniversary, which she and Jim spent on the telephone because Jim was on an out-of-town posting. Mavis can't imagine anything very romantic about that, and looks decidedly uncomfortable when Liz tries to explain how wonderful "phone sex" can be. She seems more than relieved when Rita arrives back, and tells her that she needs to get home. She didn't even have time to make the bed that morning. Rita teases her that there doesn't seem much point in making it, since she and Derek will just be jumping back into it -- it is their anniversary, after all. Before Mavis rushes off, she asks if Friday will be okay for Rita. Rita admits to not having a busy social calendar, so any night would suit. Besides, the "mystique" is gone, now that she's met Angela.
Jim MacDonald admires the new baby, but when he calls her Lauren, Rosie corrects him that the baby's name is Sophie. Sally laughs and explains to Jim that Rosie's dolly is named Sophie, and that she has a whole list of imaginery friends, including a son named William and a husband named Andy (after Andy gave her a stuffed toy rabbit). Kevin offers Jim a drink, but he has to get going. He encourages Sally and Kevin to spend as much time with their children as they can, since they grow so quickly. After Jim leaves, Sally tells Kevin that she spent all morning correcting Rosie, who insists on calling her new sister Sophie. Kevin admits that he's not too comfortable with the name Lauren, and feels that the name Sophie suits the baby more. After a short discussion, they agree that the baby will be named Sophie -- although Rosie will now have to find a new name for her dolly.
Deirdre has finished her day at work and is just about to relax at home while Samir gets ready to go to work at the restaurant. Clearly, neither is too pleased with the schedule. Samir suggests that Deirdre might enjoy spending a few hours at the pub.
Speaking of the pub, Raquel and Bet list off the names of all the locals who've worked behind the bar. Bet thinks this is Raquel's way of hinting that Curly might find a job there too, but Raquel tells her that Curly really isn't interested in that sort of work.
Rita holds and admires the new baby. She tells Kevin that there's an envelope in her purse that she wants him to open, and Kevin finds a bank pass book with a one thousand pound balance. Sally immediately protests that they can't take the money, but Rita explains that it's for Sophie's education. Kevin gratefully accepts it.
Back at the Rovers Return, Curly arrives for a pint and is pleased when Reg hands him a letter of testimonial, which will hopefully make it easier for him to find another job. At a table, Jim tells Liz that he's been thinking a lot about Katie (their premature baby that died shortly after birth). Liz isn't surprised, given how much time Jim spends with Kevin. Des promises Raquel that he's going to do whatever he can to help Curly find a job.
Mavis is surprised to find that there's a new budgie in Harry's cage. Derek hopes she doesn't mind, but he just happened to be passing a pet store on his way home. As it turned out, someone had just bought this bird's cage-mate, so he was suddenly alone. In the circumstances, Derek couldn't resist. He asks Mavis to accept it as a gift of his love on their anniversary -- "a beauty for a true beauty." They decide this is the perfect name, and Mavis looks happily at the bird and says "hello, Beauty."
Update written by: HEATHER MORLAN
Written by: PATREA SMALLACOMBE; Directed by: BRIAN MILLS
Monday (3776, Friday 11 November 1994)
Tuesday (3777 Monday 14 November 1994)
The Mayor's limousine is driving down the street with Audrey in the back. It stops near Gail's house and Audrey gets out. Percy has spied the limo on the street. Brian the chauffeur nods to Percy. Percy gives him a very disapproving look.
In the Kabin, Curly is buying a copy of the Racing Chronicle.
Rita questions his taste. He's looking for tips because he is
starting work at Skinner's bookie's today. Rita gives him a tip:
Take your usual paper and save yourself some money. She says that
there's nothing to clerking in a bookie's, after all, she's done
it herself. Emily says she remembers "Didn't you work for
Benny Lewis on Rosamund St?" That was 20 years ago answers
Rita, and she always took in more money than she gave out. Curly
asks her how she thinks he'll get on.
"Are you tattooed?" Rita asks.
"No"
"Do you smoke?" she asks.
"No"
"You'll be all right then. They'll think you're an intellectual"
Curly thanks her and then leaves.
Percy crosses the street to meet Curly as he comes out of the Kabin. The limo is still there. Percy and Curly are talking in the background. It's evident that Percy is making his views on the limo known. Audrey and Gail and the children come out of the house and Brian puts the children into the limo. Gail asks Audrey if it's all right for them to go in the limo to school. Why shouldn't her grandchildren travel in style, Audrey answers. "If you've got it, flaunt it!" she says "Brian will do anything I ask" as she gets into the limo. Percy is still going on to Curly about how their community taxes are being used to take the children to school in the mayoral limousine. It's a waste of public resources he says. Percy is on a mission now. "It's not going to stop here" he insists. Curly responds with "Stick your hand out, you might get a lift!".
Samir is getting ready to go to work early. He says he's going to arrange the wedding. Deirdre decides to go with him. He says that they should go to the Casablanca for lunch. He wants her to meet Omar. She says that she would like Tracy to be the first to know about them before anyone else but she eventually agrees to go and meet Omar.
Curly is behind the counter at the bookie's and Jack is in the queue. Curly is all business, he has no time for small talk with Jack. Jack asks for his opinions on his selections. Curly says he only works there but Jack keeps trying to pump him for tips. Curly says he know nothing. Jack then insists that any business between them is extremely confidential. Obviously, he doesn't want Vera to know what he's up to.
Audrey and Brian arrive at the cafe. Audrey wants a cup of tea. Gail says that she thought Audrey was at the hospital opening up a new ward. Audrey's response is "Been there. Done that. Got the T-shirt". Brian is holding a T-shirt. Audrey tells Brian to go and sit down. She tells Gail to give Brian another egg. "He's a big lad, is Brian". Gail says that she's noticed. "I do love to watch him eat" gushes Audrey.
In the Kabin, Alf is poking at his teeth. Apparently, some treacle toffee is stuck behind his teeth. Rita says that he should hand them around in the council chambers, they'll cut meeting times in half. Alf thinks that this is a good idea. Alf leaves as Roger comes into the Kabin. He's carrying a bunch of flowers. He asks for Mavis but Rita tells him that Mavis and Derek have gone to Troon to stay at Angela's cottage. The flowers are a thank-you gift for the dinner party. Roger then offers the flowers to Rita. "It's not another free meal you're after, is it?" she asks. He says that he'd like to ask her if he thought she'd accept. She tells him that she'd definitely think about it if he asked her. He hands her the flowers and then leaves.
Samir arrives at the Casablanca and is greeted by Omar. He tells Omar that he's getting married and Omar offers his congratulations. Deirdre then comes in and Samir introduces her to Omar. Omar sits them both down. "Today you are my guests for lunch" he says.
At the bookie's there is a long queue again in front of Curly. One of the punters is getting quite annoyed with the delay. He gets to the front of the line and starts arguing with Curly about the odds changing between the time he joined the queue and the time he reaches the front of the line. Des comes up behind Curly and Curly explains the problem. The angry punter then says to stuff it and takes his money back. "I'll know where not to spend it in the future" he says as he leaves. Curly apologizes to Des. Des tells him not to lose too many customers.
Alf has just turned the corner by the shop at the end of the street. Percy comes out of the shop and goes on at Alf about the abuse of facilities. Alf doesn't know what he is talking about. Percy goes on about how the people he's talking about don't travel by bus as it's beneath them. They travel by virtue of the fact that they're related to the mayor. Alf tells Percy that his chauffeur only takes people on official business. Percy tells him that the limo was outside No8 that morning. Alf explains about Audrey's official business at the hospital today and if they wanted to take the children to school on the way then that's OK. Percy then shouts that the hospital is on the other side of town. Alf doesn't have time for this and says he's going to have a drink.
Another long queue in front of Curly at the bookie's. Jack places his bet with Curly. After leaving Curly, Jack goes over to Don. Jack is looking quite pleased with himself. He's pulling a fast one on Curly. Don gets wind of it and tells Jack that it is a mistake but Jack tells Don to be quiet. Don tells him that he'll get Curly in trouble.
At the Casablanca Omar toasts Samir and Deirdre (looks like milk they're drinking). He asks Deirdre to tell him about herself. She admits that she's been married before and she has a 17 year old daughter. Omar and Samir converse briefly in Moroccan. Deirdre wants to know what they are saying. Samir tells her that Omar thinks that she is too young to have a daughter of 17. After Omar leaves, she asks Samir what did Omar really say to him. Samir repeats what he said about her being too young to have a daughter of 17.
In the Rovers Betty is going on at Jack about being too busy checking the racing results and not doing his job. Alf wants a drink. Percy comes in and immediately goes at Alf again about the limo. Alf again tells him that Audrey only uses the limo for official engagements. Percy wonders what kind of official engagement they had at Jim's cafe at noon.
Don comes into the Rovers to tell Jack that his horse has won the race. Jack's all excited. He thinks he has won 30.
In the cafe, Audrey and Gail are looking at a picture of Alf in the newspaper. Audrey thinks that he's gained weight because of all the official lunches he has to go to. Martin and the children come in immediately followed by Alf looking quite annoyed. "You've had a hard day, I can tell" says Audrey. He says that it is Audrey herself who is giving him a hard time. He asks her about using the limo to take the children to school. Audrey guesses correctly that it was Percy who told him. Alf says that it's no joking matter, as mayor he's under close scrutiny of the public and so is Audrey. If she doesn't stop using the limo as her own personal runabout then she can stop using it altogether. Audrey says he can't stop her using it because she's the mayoress. "We'll see about that" says Alf.
Jack's back at the bookie's to collect his 30 winnings. Curly gives him 6.75. Jack asks him for the rest of it. Des comes into it and explains all about the odds. Jack doesn't want to hear any of it. Des says that it was just a mistake.....or you can call it fraud. Jack thinks it is a rip-off. Des tells him if he ever pulls a stunt like that again, he'll be barred. He tells Curly to be more careful.
In the Rovers, Liz comes over to Deirdre who is sitting alone.
Jim, Curly and Don have their backs to the bar, Jack has just come up from the cellar. Jim, Curly and Don are chatting about Jack and his tricks. Jack can hear them talking. Don says that Jack said something about the cellar. "Best place for a rat" says Jim. The three of them turn around in unison and pretend to be surprised to see Jack there. Curly tells Jim and Don to leave Jack alone. Jack says that everything backfired on him. Don wants him to apologize to Curly. "Sorry, Norman" says Jack very quietly. Jim gets Jack to buy Curly a big drink.
Samir joins Liz and Deirdre. He makes a comment about the reception. Liz picks up on this immediately. Jim also overheard and comes over. Deirdre tells Liz and Jim that she and Samir are getting married. Jim is about to spread the news throughout the Rovers but Deirdre stops him. She says that they can't stay as they have things to do. Jim and Liz offer their congratulations.
Back at the house, Samir apologizes to Dierdre about letting their news slip out. Deirdre again asks Samir about what Omar really said to him in Moroccan. She knows that Samir didn't tell her the truth. He then tells her that Omar was wondering if Deirdre could give Samir children. Samir doesn't even know if he wants children and he just wants to take things one step at a time. Deirdre wonders sadly how many other "Omars" there are out there.
Update written by Christine Kaczynski
Brian Bowes PAUL ANGELIS; Omar Bemmani HASH
CHAMCHOUN Irate punter PHILLIP DAVID
Written by KEN BLAKESON; Directed by SIMON MASSEY
Wednesday (3778, Wednesday 16 November 1994)
Thursday (3779, Friday 18 November 1994)
Brrr, must be a cold morning, Ken is scraping frost off his car window.
Deirdre and Samir are making wedding plans, Deirdre planning on a shopping trip into town today. Samir gets off the best line, she asking him what he's going to wear and he suggesting a "shirt of hair". Deirdre plans to tell Emily their news and they chat about Tracy's spiteful reaction. Samir is sympathetic, Tracy has had a shock and reveals he himself dated a 17 year old for awhile. His point is that Tracy sees herself as dating men his age, not as potential step-fathers. He suggests that Deirdre give Tracy a little space. They kiss good bye and he jokes "Good bye, Chuck" to which she responds "Bislama" (i know that's probably not spelled right, apologies to any Moroccans) and they chuckle.
Liz and Jim are having their dinner. Liz admits that Steve has been in touch by postcard. (apparently the reason she's got an extra layer of slap on her face to cover her distress!) Jim's jaw drops when he reads it and he's immediately on his feet ranting. They have had the community service officer round, lying through their teeth to keep him out of jail and where is he? Swanning around with Mickey Flamin' Mouse in Disneyland! In FLORIDA! He threatens to show the postcard to the community service lady but although Liz more or less agrees with his scathing assessment of their son, she doesn't want to see him in jail.
Denise is peering through the blinds of the salon and chewing gum ferociously to stave off a nicotine fit. Whoever she was watching is now approaching so she skips back from the window as Ken arrives. She has seen him knocking on Deirdre's door and failing to get an answer has come across. He knows they said they'd keep out of it but he really still cares for Deirdre and is afraid she's doing something really stupid, marrying for what he sees as the wrong reasons. Denise thinks Deirdre and Samir seem like they are in love and what would be the right reason? If she was pregnant? (ow!) Ken flinches too and protests that he had other reasons for asking her to marry him. Yes, like his reputation. He sees he's not getting anywhere and turns to go but she stops him with an apology but reminds him that if he goes in with guns blazing, he'll regret it.
Betty has served Des with a chili bake but he seems to think it's a hot pot. Betty assures him there is chili powder in it, her concession to Bet's request to put something more on the menu. LOL! Curly arrives and apologizes to Des for leaving him in the lurch but is on a high after reading a self help book on promoting yourself to success and has decided he's ready for loftier stations in life, no offence. Des is amused at Curly spouting all the buzz words he's read like action/reaction and unstoppable force. Reg comes in complaining that half his staff have gone for job interviews for a new store called Sooper Scooper, where you buy all your dry goods in large plastic bins (bulk type buying). Curly's ears perk up.
Deirdre finds Emily in the Kabin where she's covering for Rita who's in the salon getting her hair done in anticipation of her artsy evening out with Roger at the library. She tells Emily she's been shopping for a wedding outfit. Oh, Emily says brightly, who's getting married? Me! The light goes out. But she doesn't' have a chance to say anything because Deirdre is inviting her to the wedding seeing as there wouldn't even be one if it weren't for her and please keep it to herself as she knows people round here don't approve but she doesn't want to hear it. Emily obviously doesn't either but Deirdre doesn't twig.
Gail arrives home from picking up the little ones from the new child minder to find an empty house and Martin just coming out of the pub. He was supposed to be home at 4 to start the tea! Well he'll start it now but sighs in frustration when his helpfulness isn't appreciated. (wonder why? /sarcasm) They go inside just as the mayoral limo comes round the corner. Audrey has arranged to pick up Roger and Rita seeing as they are going to the art exhibit anyway in their official capacity and Coronation street was on the way. Alf again tries to lecture Audrey about misuse of the public car but it goes in one hear and out the other as usual as Audrey is more interested in getting a gawp at Rita's new fella. Roger is introduced and sits in front with Brian and away they go.
We are transported to the exhibit in the next scene where Alf and Audrey are posing officially while Rita is feeling distinctly uncomfortable, not used to the art scene. (oh for heaven's sake it's a LIBRARY EXHIBIT!) Roger assures her the point of having it in the library is so that more people will feel comfortable. He fetches drinks and when Audrey joins them he goes off to fetch one for her too while Audrey tries to gush about Roger to Rita. Rita assures her that Roger is just a friend. A foreign concept to Audrey apparently.
Liz is helping Deirdre try on an outfit (not sure if it's borrowed or not because Deirdre worries it is too tight and this is a woman that's not changed dress size since she was 16!) She snaps at Liz but it's really about Tracy and they discuss her daughter's horrid accusations. Still, Deirdre worries, she's probably only said what a lot of people are thinking. Liz admits she was against Samir coming in the first place and worries it won't work out but she does know that Deirdre loves Samir and that's what matters. She begins to tell Deirdre her worries about Steve.
Back at the library Audrey is acting like a cranky four year old pulling at her mother's arm to go home but Alf is still enjoying himself, schmoozing with old and new contacts. Audrey excuses herself and Alf gets a warning from a high end committee member who reveals that there are steep budget cuts coming after complaints about various abuses. Outside, Audrey has joined Brian to complain about how boring it all is. He offers her some brandy, admits he uses the car for moonlighting on personal time and they flirt.
Denise joins Ken in the Rovers but he is just about to leave to see Deirdre. In spite of his disapproval, he feels there has been enough bad feelings and he plans to just wish them well. Martin is back in the pub moaning to Des about rowing with Gail and not seeing enough of her with early starts and long days (what the heck are you doing in the pub then, you prat!) Curly arrives, all suited up and is brimming with confidence. He went to the interviews for Sooper Scooper and has been invited to apply for the manager's job!
Again in the library, Alf is now looking for Audrey but Rita's not seen her.
Ken is congratulating Deirdre who is on her guard, waiting for more than just a well wishing. She gets it. He just can help himself can he? He is hurt she didn't tell him herself and says he doesn't really go along with it but does hope she is happy. She snaps that she's not looking for his approval. It quickly descends into a row, when he points out the risk she's taking marrying someone to keep them in the country and how difficult it will be with someone of a different culture. She'll manage like most couples. But the conversation really goes pear shaped when he accuses her of taking a holiday romance and blowing it all out of proportion and is sure it's all a reaction to what happened between him and Denise! Her face tightens and the fuse is lit. Outside Denise is just leaving the salon and sees Deirdre's door open and Ken ushered out. Deirdre is hollering at him to leave the street and go as far as he can and slams the door in his face!
Alf finally finds Audrey, spying her in the front seat of the limo with Brian, drinking brandy and laughing.
Update written by: DIANE JOHNSTON
Jerry Hindmarsh PETER IVATTS
Written by: MARK WADLOW; Directed by: SIMON MASSEY
Friday (3780, Monday 21 November 1994)
While Deirdre gets breakfast on the table, Samir picks up the mail that has just come through the slot. He's pleased to find a letter from his mom, so sits down to read it. Deirdre asks if he's told his mother yet of their wedding plans, and Samir replies that he hasn't, largely because he knows his mom would want to attend but couldn't possibly afford the airfare. In response to Deirdre's question about his mother's age, Samir will only say that women in Morocco tend to marry at a very young age (giving us to believe that she may not be much older that Deirdre). Given the attitudes they've been coming up against in Weatherfield, Deirdre jokes that there won't be a lot of people queuing up to throw confetti at their wedding.
Roger arrives at the Kabin, eager to tell Rita how much he enjoyed their evening out. Since Rita concurs that it was a lovely night, Roger wonders if she'd like to go out again. Rita agrees that would be pleasant, but jokes that she's not sure she can guarantee a chauffeur-driven limo again. Their conversation is interrupted when Percy comes in, looking for "secs" (?). A lot of fun is had with this word throughout the episode, since it sounds like "sex," but for the life of me, I could not find it in any of my dictionaries (under "secs," "seks," "sechs," "sects," and even as an alternate meaning for "sex,") so perhaps the word has gone out of usage. In any event, Rita has no idea what Percy is going on about, so he chides her by asking if she's forgotten her roots. Rita quips that she's a woman, so couldn't forget a thing like that. In fact, Denise takes care of that little problem about every four weeks. Percy remarks that he can see he's going to get no help from her, so leaves in a huff.
At the Corner Shop, Reg is going on to Maureen about pouring their profits away on unnecessary expenses when Percy arrives. He asks if they stock "secs," and this time Maud actually knows what he's referring to -- they're those "little bits, used for shoring-up the heels on your shoes." The shop doesn't carry them, though, so Percy delivers one of his sermons about how nice it would be if small shops actually catered to the needs of their customers, rather than stocking all sorts of unnecessary items. Percy goes on his way, quite disgusted by the state of the shop-keeping world, while Maureen tells Reg that perhaps Percy has a point.
In the street, Deirdre and Liz stop for a chat. Deirdre is going shopping for a few things needed for the wedding, and takes the opportunity to broach the subject of witnesses. She tries as delicately as she can to let Liz know that she and Samir have decided that Alf will be asked to be Samir's witness, while Deirdre feels she really ought to ask Emily to be hers. After all, if it weren't for Emily's financial help, the wedding wouldn't be happening. Liz claims that she's not the least bit upset over the news, but when she walks away, she looks disappointed. She rounds the corner to see Steve parking on the street, and makes a beeline for him. She makes it clear that she's not pleased by his sudden departure from Weatherfield, but Steve rather glibly wonders if she received his postcard from Florida. Liz wonders if he was considerate enough to send one to his parole officer too, and informs Steve that they need to talk, NOW.
At the cafe, Audrey quickly ducks behind the counter and feigns concern over all the dirty dishes when Alf arrives. Percy, who is sitting with Maud, has another go at Alf for abusing his mayoral perks (referring once again to Audrey allowing her grandchildren to be taken to school in the limousine), but Alf isn't in the mood. He informs Percy that he's tired of people like him who have nothing better to do than watching the activities of others. After Alf leaves, Audrey tries to apologize to Percy for her husband's behaviour, but Percy indignantly leaves, taking Maud with him.
Steve is eating lunch while his mother brings him up-to-date on the calls and visits they've had from his parole officer. Steve shrugs off her concerns, claiming that his officer is a pushover, so he'll have no problem dealing with her. Liz wonders if he also bought her a bottle of expensive perfume at the duty free, and warns that Steve's dad is extremely upset over the whole thing. On cue, Jim arrives home and wise- cracks that perhaps Steve would like him to run a hot bath -- "nothing's too much trouble for our wee lad." When he asks if Steve is aware that the authorities are looking for him, Steve only reiterates again that he's not worried. The conversation ends abruptly when Steve receives a telephone call and announces that he has to go out.
In the next scene, we find out who was on the telephone for Steve. He's at the airport, picking-up Fiona, who has obviously just returned from Tenerife.
At the Rovers Return, Bet, Rita and Raquel are all insisting that Deirdre must have a hen night. Samir, who is unaware of this custom, wonders if he can attend too, but Bet informs him that the only way he can be there is if he comes in a Chippendale costume. Meanwhile, Samir is unsure of what he should wear to his wedding, and Don advises that a suit and tie is the usual groom's attire. Samir doesn't have an appropriate tie, so Don offers to lend him his black "funeral and wedding" tie.
Fiona and Steve have stopped at the beauty salon so that Fiona can give Denise a gift she bought in Tenerife. While they're there, Jim arrives, insisting that Steve call his parole officer, who has called the house yet again looking for him. Steve punches numbers into his cell phone, and after Jim walks away, satisfied that his son is finally doing something responsible, Steve asks the person on the other end to book him a table for two that evening.
It's dark, and Samir is apparently waiting for a bus to go home. Ken pulls up and offers him a lift, so Samir gratefully jumps in. After a few seconds of silence, Samir shows Ken the new tie he bought for his wedding, and asks if it's appropriate for the occasion. Ken gives his approval, and Samir seems to be relieved that he made the right choice. Ken wonders if Deirdre has told Samir that he won't be attending their wedding, but Samir makes it clear that he's not bothered who shows up for the event, as long as Deirdre is there. Ken then makes his pitch, telling Samir that he knows Deirdre far better than Samir ever could. He hints that Deirdre is easily swayed, pleads with Samir not to push her into a marriage they'll both regret, and tells him they're about to make a "terrible mistake." Samir asks Ken to stop the car, and after Ken pulls over, Samir thanks him for his advice on ties, but not for his advice on the woman he plans to marry. When Ken asks why Samir wants to marry Deirdre, Samir curtly informs him that it's none of his business before getting out of the car.
Back at the Rovers Return, Curly tells Maureen that she can buy secs at the super scooper store. This leads to several lines about secs, including Maureen's observation that Reg won't have secs, while Raquel quips that her dad loved secs, etc. Maureen asks Percy if he ever managed to find secs, and Percy, apparently disgusted by all the jokes, informs her that he's wearing them. Audrey and Alf arrive, and it's clear that Alf is still giving his wife an ear-bashing over the events of the night before. Deirdre rushes into the pub and asks Alf if he'll be a witness at her wedding, and Alf happily accepts. When Bet asks Deirdre again about having her hen night in the pub, Alf asks Audrey if she's going to use the occasion to flirt with every man in the room. Audrey pretends that she doesn't know what Alf is talking about, but he brings up Brian's name (the limo driver) and tells her that he wants her behaviour to stop. He informs Audrey that she clearly has no shame, so he's going to put a stop to it all.
In the Kabin, Rita and Emily are discussing Deirdre's hen party, both agreeing that she's entitled to some happiness after all she's been through. Ken arrives and puts a damper on everything by asking Emily to "have a talk" with Deirdre about her upcoming wedding. As far as Ken's concerned, Samir is marrying her for only one reason -- she's his meal ticket.
At the pub, Deirdre and Samir are enjoying a drink when Ken and Denise arrive. Deirdre can tell from Samir's reaction that something has happened between him and Ken. Emily comes in a few seconds later, and Deirdre offers to buy her a drink. Oddly, Emily claims that she has to go home (why did she come into the pub?). Deirdre asks Emily if she'll be her witness, and laughingly points out that if it weren't for Emily, the wedding wouldn't be happening. An uncomfortable Emily stammers that that wasn't her intention, and now she cannot be witness to a lie. "I'm sorry I got involved, and all I can say is that you're making a mistake." With that, Emily walks out of the pub, leaving a shocked Deirdre behind. Trying not to cry, she asks Samir why they're doing this. Samir quietly replies that they're doing it "to celebrate our love, and no one is going to stop us."
Update written by Heather Morlan
Written by: STEPHEN LOWE; Directed by: JOHN GORRIE
Monday (3781, Wednesday 23 November 1994)
Tuesday (3782 Friday 25 November 1994)
It's Deirdre's wedding day innit? And it's raining when Liz arrives on her doorstep with hot baked goodies and support.
Sarah and Gail are getting breakfast started and quietly talking about weddings and brides but Sarah's young voice raises excitedly and Sleeping Beauty on the settee awakes (Oh sorry, wrong version of Nick. This one doesn't want to be a model/rock star) Nick is about to stay for breakfast when Martin comes downstairs with David. Martin has only got in from night shift shortly before but hadn't dropped off to sleep yet. He's congenial to Nick but Nick leaves without further ado. Gail's temper soars but Martin is unapologetic. He's not hiding in his own house!
Back across the road, Deirdre tells Liz she's had a restless night. Liz asks about Deirdre's first wedding to Ray who Deirdre then describes as a rebound, unpredictable and dangerous which all added to the thrill. He wasn't that different from the man she rebounded from, come to think of it (Billy Walker). Ken on the other hand, was safe. Her face lights up when she describes how young and alive Samir makes her feel. Deirdre appreciates Liz's honesty and support despite her misgivings. A true friend (and it IS, isn't it. You don't have to think your friends are making the right decision but you can still support them anyway). She does fear she can't make Samir happy, given her track record. The past mistakes might not all have been hers, but in the end they all ran off and left her. She leans against the kitchen counter, her face clouded with doubts, what does that say about her?
In the pub, pre-opening, Raquel feels sorry for Deirdre and Samir. It's no way to start off is it? No new frock, no reception and everyone thinking your potty for doing it. Raquel is just pleased for Deirdre as is Bet and Bet comes up with an idea. She's going to throw a reception for the happy couple, complete with cake!
Over at the garage, Jim isn't particularly looking forward to the wedding. Mike (having mentioned to Don yesterday that he was going to donate the use of the Mercedes) has a proposition for Jim. (Well Mike certainly wouldn't offer to drive it would he? LOL)
In the Salon Steve apologizes to Fiona but she's not having any of his soft soap. He explains that he's got to prove to Miss Bullock that he's got a respectable life style. She's distinctly unimpressed. When is he going go grow up! She blasts him for all of it, gambling, spending money like water.
Curly rushes into the Rovers, He got the job at Sooper Scooper!! Raquel and Bet drag themselves away from their wedding planning briefly for a well done but he sees he can't catch their interest even after he tells them that there's just one problem.
In the Kabin, Maureen, Rita and Ken listen on as Emily declares that she just can't go to Deirdre's wedding on principle, calling it a recipe for disaster (well it will be but not in the way she thinks). Sally criticizes her for it and says she's dead pleased for them both and why can't people just be happy for Deirdre? That gives Ken pause for thought apparently because immediately after this he interrupts Deirdre who's trying on a very ugly straw hat (first of all it's November, straw hats are a little out of season and second of all, if she's trying to make herself look younger, wearing schoolgirls' toppers is NOT quite the way to go about it!) Ken arrives on her doorstep and promises he's only there to wish her well and apologizes for the crack he made accusing her of marrying Samir as a reaction to him and Denise's situation. He seems to sincerely wish her well. She deserves happiness. But it all sounds a bit hollow to me. Deirdre accepts his wishes but wonders why people can't just put their prejudices aside for a day and wish her well. Even Tracy hasn't responded to the invitation Deirdre sent her and doubts she'll show up. Obviously the one dark cloud over her day.
Martin arrives at the caf to talk to Gail about what happened that morning. Gail's defensive and testy. It was all going so well, the first positive sign and they felt like a real family again. Martin hears the unspoken words, "until you showed up and ruined it" and takes it very personally and storms out as Ken and Tracy come in. He's called her there to try to persuade her to go to her mother's wedding but she's got her heels dug in. He tries door number 1, they accepted her choice when she went off with Craig. Doesn't her mother deserve the same respect for her choice? Maybe. But. Ken leaps in with door number 2, Someday she'll get married and won't it break her heart if her mother is not there to see it? Ooooh, I think that's probably done the trick.
Meantime, Raquel is fussing over Deirdre doing her makeup while Liz does her nails. Rita arrives with a lend of a hat Ted bought her but she never wore. (I can see why, it wouldn't fit over all that hair!) It's got a thick white satin headband, a big white fluffy flowery thing that goes at the back and a cloud of netting over the top. Deirdre is touched. Liz takes delivery of a bouquet of yellow roses from Samir. Deirdre reads out the card filled with words of love and the rest of the women utter a collective sigh with the romance of it all. Raquel proceeds to put her foot in it, however, by wondering where Tracy is. Deirdre's face falls a bit but she manages to keep the atmosphere light.
In the pub, Alf and Audrey are having a drink before the wedding. Alf tries to suck up to Audrey by complimenting her on her new dress but Audrey is full of venom and sarcasm about losing the limo and Alf's plan to take the public bus to functions. Alf fires back with equal critical words about the Mayoress canoodling with the chauffeur, Very dignified that! (not!) Bet invites Emily and Percy to the reception. Emily politely declines but Percy wades in with both feet and gives the whole rhyme and reason behind her decision, wholly supporting her point of view. Suit yourselves, Bet doesn't belabour the point but Emily just wishes Sugden would shut it!
Sally and Maureen run down to see Deirdre leave for the registry office. Jim is suited up and has the Merc ready, revealing Mike's generosity. Alf and Audrey emerge with Bet to follow the bridal car in theirs, bickering over who's driving. Deirdre looks really nice, the hat really suits her new hair style which is quite short and straight and unfluffy for the first tine in years. She's even removed her window pane specs for the occasion which DOES make her look younger and the hat is perfect! Percy casts a disapproving glance and after they drive away, mutters "God help 'em when the novelty wears off".
At the registry office, Samir waits nervously while his best man is still less than wholly supportive. Deirdre and party arrive to Samir's joy and soon it's their turn once Alf, Audrey, Bet, Mike and Alma also arrive. The registrar wants to see them alone first to clear up paperwork.
The Salon is busy. Steve is back again whining after a hard afternoon's graft on the community service circuit. As usually thought he's glib and Fiona just turns her back on his sorry self.
The wedding proceeds though the registrar hesitates when a late comer lets herself in and sits down. Tracy! Deirdre has seen her and smiles, her day is complete. The vows are taken, hands beringed and bride kissed as they are pronounced husband and wife. As they leave the room later, amid congratulations and Bet's invite to the Rovers, Tracy tries to make her getaway but Deirdre manages to take her aside. Tracy does at least tell her mother she looks nice but won't go over to say hello to Samir or come to the reception and slips out the door. Deirdre composes her face and returns to the group for a photo with her new husband. Tracy is seen leaving the courthouse, wiping tears from her cheeks.
At the Rovers, later, Liz is being bitchy about Tracy, Alma is calling Mike on the carpet about lending the car just to get up Ken's nose (he takes great pleasure in this thought) and Samir's best man is grousing because his offer of a reception was turned down by the bride. He believes Deirdre is happier here with her own kind, of which Samir is not one. Alf and Audrey are still bickering about the car situation. Deirdre is happy as Larry as she and Samir look forward to their future. Bet and Rita watch the happy lovebirds fondly and raise their own glasses to them. Liz approaches Mike to do something to help Steve out of his jam with the community service officer but Mike is his usual arrogant self and dismisses her. Curly finally gets to tell Raquel what his problem is. There's a staff meet and greet next week and he has to bring his fiance. Oh no, Raquel protests, not a chance! Bet overhears and with a smirk agrees to pose as Curly's fiance instead.
Outside Ken walks down the dark street and looks over at the Rovers. Inside Deirdre and Samir cut their wedding cake. Ken slips in the door and watches them surrounded by well wishers. He's obviously taking this wedding badly and leaves again unobserved by all but Rita. He walks back down the empty street alone as the credits roll.
Update written by Diane Johnston
Omar Bemmani HASH CHAMCHOUN; Registrar BRIAN
SOUTHWOOD
Written by ADELE ROSE; Directed by JOHN GORRIE
Wednesday (3783, Monday 28 November 1994)
Ok, i accidentally taped over this episode so this is going from memory.
Bet spends most of the day winding up Curly about posing as his fiancee. Curly of course is too polite but is cringing at reports of Bet choosing frocks. Bet asks him about the dress code and should she wear her hair up or down. She finally lets him in on the joke at the end of the day much to his relief but Raquel still refuses to go with him instead.
Mavis has a knot in her face because Roger has transferred his affections to Rita who assures Mavis that it's all above board and friends only. At art class Roger quizzes Mavis as to what Rita's hobbies might be while they paint side by side. Only Mavis is obviously not really paying attention. The instructor comes by and is thrilled with Roger's newest creation. The Flame, she's yours yet not yours, perhaps never will be but still your muse, he waffles. Mavis flutters and simpers, obviously assuming Roger is painting her portrait again. (you know where this is going don't you?) Rita comes to the class at the end just as canvasses are rolled up to pick up Roger. They're out for a movie. The instructor feels he knows Rita ... The flame? He asks Roger who blushes. Mavis realizes that Rita was the subject of Roger's masterpiece! They offer to drive her home before the movie but she sourly turns down the offer.
Ken spends the day moping around. Rita, having seen him yesterday observing the wedding couple, tells him he's got to move on with his life and let Deirdre go. He's obviously upset because, now that she's remarried, she's well and truly out of his life and doesn't need him anymore. Tactful that. Later on Denise is not so tactful. Tired of everyone fussing around her, she finally lets Ken have it when he is petulant about their relationship going nowhere. She tells him there is no point to them as a couple until he gets Deirdre out of his system where she still obviously resides.
Steve finds out his mother approached Mike and gives her hell for interfering. He later impresses Fiona when he finds Liz in the salon and apologizes. He does go talk to Mike who of course, takes the mickey when Steve proposes that Mike doctor the books to make it look like Steve came out better on their recent deal than he did, thus justifying the lifestyle, Steve will pay part of the tax bill Mike would have had and it gets Steve out of a jam. Mike makes him sweat all day then finally hands over the paperwork, extracting a promise from Steve to be at Mike's beck and call for work purposes. Mike is tickled pink to have Steve where he wants.
Update written by: DIANE JOHNSTON
Thursday (3784, Wednesday 30 November 1994)
Friday (3785, Friday 2 December 1994)
Sally, with Rosie and baby Sophie, is in the Kabin talking to Mavis and Rita. She is telling them all about Sophie and how when Sophie wouldn't go to sleep the Kevin took her for a walk up and down the street and then she fell asleep. Ken comes into the Kabin as Sally is explaining how Kevin was in the delivery room when Sophie was born and how he cut the cord. Mavis is looking a bit squeamish. Ken admires Sophie and then leaves after buying some stamps. Sally is not sure what she should say to Ken about babies because of his situation. After all, his other children are older than she is. Mavis comments that the young have no monopoly on complications aiming a jab at Rita's relationship with Roger. Rita explains to Sally that a fellow she knows wants to paint her portrait. This is news to Mavis. Apparently, Roger is fascinated by the colour of Rita's hair.
Ken is now in the salon talking to Denise. He says she is looking tired but she insists that she is fine. It's a big day today, Fiona is actually going to cut someone's hair. Andy is going to be her first victim. Ken has come to the salon to tell Denise that he saw Sally's baby this morning and it reminded him that he and Denise are actually having a baby soon and they never talk about it. They've never even discussed names for the baby. Fiona and Andy arrive. Denise says that she is going to call the baby Sarah, after her mother. She says that she knows that it is a girl. Ken leaves saying that he'll see her that night. Fiona says that she thought Denise's mother's name was Irene. Denise tells her it is, but Ken would probably want to call the baby Deirdre.
In the cafe, Percy takes his cup of tea and sits down. Alma and Gail are discussing Christmas and Gail really feels that the Platt's are a family again after putting up the decorations together. In comes Audrey and Percy stops her to ask her to pass on his good wishes to Alf for the stand he has taken against his "municipal self-indulgence". Audrey hasn't a clue what he's on about. He explains that Alf has gone up in his estimation because of his getting rid of the mayoral limo. Audrey goes on to complain how difficult it is taking taxis everywhere.
Fiona is cutting Andy's hair as he tells her stories about his and Steve's childhood. The worse Andy makes Steve sound, the more Fiona appears to like Steve. Curly comes in and sits beside Andy. Jon is going to cut Curly's hair for the Christmas party that he is to attend. Jon comments on what he could do to Curly's hair, but Curly says that it doesn't matter what he does, he'll still look stupid. He then explains how Raquel was still thinking about going with him to the party as a favour to him. Fiona tells him that Raquel can't go to a party without a new frock and if she's going as a favour then he shouldn't expect her to pay for it. Now Curly has to buy Raquel a new frock.
In the Rovers, Mavis and Derek come in with Mavis telling Derek about Roger being fascinated with Rita's hair. Mavis is sure that Roger is being insincere and thinks that Rita is being taken in by him. Derek says that Rita's hair colour is very striking. "If Roger is so fascinated by the colour of her hair, why doesn't he just ask her what it's called? It must be written on the side of the bottle" says Mavis.
Liz and Jim are at the bar when Jim spies Raquel's calendar on the wall. Raquel storms over to it and asks Andy (whose hair doesn't look any different) if he put the calendar up. He says he did because he thought she'd like to share her moment of glory. She rips it down and storms out to the Rovers back room. Bet follows her in as Raquel finds another calendar on display. Raquel says that she looks gormless in the calendar picture. She explains that the picture was taken before she became involved with Des and you can see what's coming by looking at the face in the picture. Bet tells her that she has a choice to make. Either life's over or it isn't. One way Des has won and the other way, Raquel may win, herself.
Curly comes into the Rovers (hair also looking no different). He's carrying a package and wants to see Raquel. He tells Bet that he's got a dress for Raquel. Bet reminds him that Raquel hasn't said yes yet. Curly thinks she might when she sees the dress. Raquel, with a confident step, comes over to Curly and dismisses Bet. She has decided to go to the party with Curly. He looks absolutely stunned. He was sure she would turn him down in the end. Raquel excuses herself and goes to pin the calendar back up. "Feast your eyes on that, Mr Wilton" she says.
In the corner shop Maureen is complaining to Reg about customers coming in and not buying anything. Percy comes in asking about Maud's whereabouts and did she mention anything about a Pie and Pea supper (whatever that is!). Maureen says no and then goes on and on about how she is a shopkeeper and Percy says that shopkeepers should always be polite to their customers. Maureen says that it is a shop not a drop-in center for aged gentlefolk and suggests that if he doesn't want to buy anything then just go. Percy says that he did come in for a few things but now he'll take his custom to Mr Patel. Ken, who's been in the background all the time, is holding some flowers. Maureen, very snappishly, asks him if he's made up his mind yet. Reg starts to speak to her but she snaps at him, too. Ken buys the flowers and as Maureen has the till open, Reg reaches over to take some money out of it. She nearly slams the drawer on his fingers. It's not the family petty cash she snaps at him. She's fed up with finding letters in place of the money. Maureen is very upset as Reg walks out.
Fiona and Steve arrive at Liz's pub. They greet her and Fiona starts to tell them about the stories that Andy told her. Fiona and Liz are enjoying this but Steve looks very uncomfortable. He decides to go and play the fruit machine. Liz tells him he doesn't have a chance because Mrs Stanhope is still there playing. Apparently, Mrs Stanhope has a system for playing the fruit machine and empties it quite often. As Steve looks over at her, Mrs Stanhope punches the machine and then walks away from it having run out of change. Steve then goes over to the machine and puts his money in it and immediately wins the jackpot. Mrs Stanhope comes running over and indignantly claims that that's her machine. Steve says that he doesn't see her name written on it anywhere. She asks who he is and he tells her that Liz is his mother. She then storms over to Liz. She is going to go in front of a committee accusing Liz because Jim won something in a raffle and Steve won the jackpot on the fruit machine. Steve offers her the money he won. It's not the money, it's the principle, she says. The principle of not allowing cheats in the Legion. Liz calls her a stupid old bat as Steve tells her to calm down. Liz grabs Mrs Stanhope by her coat lapels and tells her she can tell the committee to stick her job in the fruit machine because she quits. "Another quiet night out with the McDonald family" says Fiona with a smile.
Curly comes back into the Rovers with the dress because Raquel was too busy for him to give it to her at lunch time. She greets him at the bar. He explains how the dress was supposed to be a bribe but that now it's a thank you present. If she doesn't like it she can take it back and exchange it. Raquel looks at it in amazement, it is something that she had been admiring in the stores for a while. Curly tells her he noticed her admiring it when they were shopping for his new bed. She leans over the bar and kisses him. It's one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for her she tells him, but she wants him to take it back. She says that she has loads of frocks and there is one that she wants to wear. She doesn't want him to make a big fuss over it as she is just doing him a favour as a friend. He agrees and thanks her. Reg comes over and tells Curly that he's heard that he is trying to pass himself off as a married man. There's no need to go to all this trouble, he says, you just sit alone in a corner of the pub and don't go home until closing time. That's what marriage is all about. Meanwhile, Maureen has come up behind him. They both say that they have missed each other and hug tightly.
Ken and Denise are sitting on her sofa in the salon flat. Ken is talking about when the baby comes. He is very enthusiastic about wanting to be a proper father to the baby. He wants to be there for everything. He wants to bond with the baby. Denise then pulls away from him and sits up. She says that they don't have a relationship, they have a predicament. She says that he's been very good about things so far but it's starting to wear a bit thin. She doesn't want him to be there at the birth and she doesn't want him in her life. Ken can't believe what he is hearing. Denise wants to start a new life without him. They continue to argue passionately about it, then Denise gets up and tosses Ken's coat at him and opens the door and tells him to get out. He leaves reluctantly. Denise slams the door behind him and breaks down in tears.
Steve and Fiona have brought Liz home. They are outside No11 in the dark. Liz is telling Steve that it is not his fault that she quit her job. She then says goodbye to them and goes into the house. Ken passes by and Steve and Fiona greet him, but he continues on in silence. As he passes by No13 Sally is coming outside with Sophie in her arms. She explains to Ken that she is taking her for a walk because Sophie won't sleep. Ken doesn't say anything but looks at them very sadly. He's almost in tears as he slowly crosses the dark, wet street to his own flat.
Update written by Christine Kaczynski
Jean Stanhope played by LORRAINE PETERS
Written by FRANK COTTRELL BOYCE; Directed by TIM DOWD
Monday (3786, Monday 5 December 1994)
OH. Fiona and Steve must have spent the night together because they're kissing good bye discreetly in the car. One last quick kiss just as Jon arrives for work.
Deirdre thinks Samir ought to be registered for paying taxes and things. The advantage now is that he can get benefits. She wants to do it all above board now they're married. (eh? No red tape, no mention of sponsorship. Is it that easy? You just need a marriage license? I doubt that very much!)
Denise comes out of her flat door and is approached by Ken, hoping to change her mind about finishing with him. Don't know where she was originally heading but she changes her route, shouting at him to leave her alone and dashes into the Salon, locking the door and leaving him outside, pathetically knocking and calling her name. Inside she warns Jon and Fiona not to let Ken in until she's upstairs and not to let him upstairs. Do you think they've had a row, Fiona smirks? (sharp like bowling ball, that one!)
An old van pulls up in front of a wrought iron fence on a leafy sunny street. Oh it's former chauffeur Brian come to moan at Audrey about the loss of the limo. He's had to be put on general council duties, dial a ride, meals on wheels, chauffeuring noisy kids and cranky old ladies around. Quite a come down from his former glory days and he's not well pleased. His interest and temper are sparked when a comment from Audrey makes it clear to him that Alf discontinued the limo because he was jealous of he and Audrey having a laugh together.
In the cafe, Don tells Gail that Nick wants an air pistol for Christmas. Silly cow says she'd even consider it if it would get Nick home for Christmas. Don says he'll see what he can do. Steve enters for a take away sarnie and sees Liz looking through the job ads in the newspaper. He feels responsible for her unemployed status but she's not bothered. She quite enjoyed giving Jean Stanton a piece of her mind even if it means finances will be tight for awhile. Steve says he'll find a way to help out.
Brian's on the warpath as he runs down the garden path, threatening to go to the press. Audrey manages to hold him off by saying she'll talk to Alf, confident she can wrap him around her little finger as usual.
Steve asks Des about a job for Liz at the bookies' but there isn't anything available at the moment. Steve joins Fiona and they discuss sleeping arrangements, Fiona thinking she really ought to go home as she's not been for three nights and her mother is getting narked. The discussion that ensues ends up with Steve proposing... that she move in with him.
In the corner shop, Maureen is all aflutter over Deirdre and Samir's romance. She pulls Emily into the discussion and Emily awkwardly agrees it was a romantic story, how the Raschid's got together but it's clear that there is still quite a distance between Emily and Deirdre. Reg comes through from the back adding a cynical remark to the discussion about ardor cooling off after 6 months, especially when both are working different hours. This is a blatant shot at Maureen and the two of them retreat to the back for a row about his insinuations that she ought to give up the shop while Deirdre asks Curly about advice how to register Samir. Maud interrupts Reg and Maureen to go for her dinner and that only adds to Maureen's frustration.
Denise is sat in the salon while Jon has stepped out. Fiona returns from lunch and tells Denise about Steve's proposal. Denise is distracted and not overly enthusiastic which gives Fiona cause to stoutly defend Steve's character. Oh Fi, Denise placates, look at me. Twice divorced and pregnant by a man i can't stand. Hardly the one to give advice. She doesn't know what to do about Ken and is seriously considering moving and selling up. Not a word yet to Jon, she warns.
Steve hands his mother an envelope containing a great deal of money. But when he admits he won it on the horse, she refuses to accept it. She can't stop him betting but she's not encouraging it either.
Ken is griping to Rita about not being allowed to have any say in his new child's life and tells her the whole sad story. Denise would rather be a struggling single parent than have anything to do with him. Rita thinks it will blow over but he's not so sure.
Jon compliments Fiona on her progress in her career now that she's actually cutting hair. She muses on her future but when Jon asks her what's on her mind, she keeps Denise's confidence and only says that Steve asked her to move in. From her reaction when he asks if she really likes Steve enough to, it looks like she just might say yes.
Audrey has soothing music on and a lovely dinner prepared, Alf's favourite. He knows something is up but she denies it's because she's been spending.
Liz has told Andy about Steve offering her his ill gotten gains. Poor student, Andy, wishes Steve had offered it to him and teases his brother about it when he arrives. Deirdre has been to the appropriate department and started the process to have Samir officially registered. Steve tries to get Fiona to say yes to moving in but she makes him wait a bit longer and wants to have more of a think about it.
Audrey has pulled out all the stops and is even offering to massage Alf's sore feet. She finally admits she wants to talk to him about the limo but he steadfastly refuses to relent and says he couldn't get it back if he wanted to. Frustrated, Audrey tries her last bluff and resigns as Mayoress. He'll just have to get someone else. Fine, he declares, he will! Ooops, pushed a bit too far i think. LOL Audrey's face is a treat!
Update written by: DIANE JOHNSTON
Brian Bowes PAUL ANGELIS
Written by MARK WADLOW; Directed by BRIAN MILLS
Tuesday (3787 Wednesday 7 December 1994)
In the Kabin, Audrey is telling Rita and Mavis that she is no longer going to be the mayoress. Audrey implies that Alf is going to ask Rita to be his mayoress and she tells Rita to expect Alf to put in an appearance some time today. Rita says that Alf will be wasting his time.
Deirdre and Samir are leaving for work just as Emily comes out of her front door. Samir wants to talk to Emily but Deirdre tries to dissuade him. Emily doesn't want to cause any more unpleasantness. She realizes that they are in fact married and wishes them well. Samir knows that Emily didn't approve of their marriage but he says he'll prove her wrong. He want Emily and Deirdre to heal their friendship and to pay back the money that he owes to Emily.
Audrey is now in the cafe giving the story to Gail and Alma. Nicky and his friend come into the cafe. They've come for some dinner. Gail is very pleased to see him. Audrey asks Nicky what he wants for Christmas. He doesn't know yet, but he'll get back to her. He asks her if she and Alf are coming for Christmas dinner this year. Gail agrees that they would be welcome and Nicky says he'll be there too.
In the corner shop, Percy is buying ingredients for baking a Christmas cake. Maureen has picked the items for him but there is no mixed spice in the shop. "What's the good of a Christmas cake without mixed spice?" insists Percy. Maureen tells him to come back tomorrow but he says he wanted to bake the cake today and he's late already. Percy is really annoyed now. He prepares to leave leaving his stuff on the counter. He says that if he has to go to Bettabuys to get mixed spice then he might as well get the rest of the stuff there as well. Maud jumps in now and tells Percy to take his stuff with him and start baking and she'll have his mixed spice to his door in ten minutes. He has his doubts about this but then accepts Maud's offer, grabs his stuff and saying that he'll pay for everything when he gets the spice.
Reg arrives. He's come to take Maureen out for lunch, but she says that she can't go. Maud now sees that Reg has some free time so she asks him to go to Patel's on Rosamund St and buy some mixed spice and deliver it to Percy and settle his bill at the same time and that he can have the spice for free. Reg leaves grudgingly.
Emily is in the Kabin talking to Mavis and wondering whether or not she did the right thing by not attending Deirdre and Samir's wedding. Mavis then tells Emily about Audrey no longer being the mayoress all because of Alf giving up the limo. Coincidentally, in comes Alf. He's here to see Rita. Mavis tells him that she went to the wholesaler's and she left just after Audrey was there. At that moment Rita comes back and tells Mavis that she can go for her dinner now. Mavis doesn't want to but Rita insists that she does. Rita tells Alf that she has been expecting him.
In the salon Fiona and Jon are discussing the salon business. Fiona wonders why Jon has never considered getting his own business.
Over at the Rovers Alf and Don are chatting. He's told Don about Audrey. Don suggests Raquel for the mayoress and he should give it some serious thought.
Betty and Liz are discussing Liz's lack of a job. Des overhears and says that he'd give her a job if he had one. That's what he told Steve. Des tells her that Steve had asked him if there were any jobs available at his place for Liz. She hopes that Des doesn't think that she put Steve up to it. He says not and if there was any job available, Liz would get it.
Bet goes over to sit with Alf. She's heard about Audrey and asks if he has anyone in mind. As she continues to talk to him, it's beginning to look like she's buttering him up so that he'll ask her to be mayoress. She says that she can think of someone right now and with a big smile leaves Alf and goes back to the bar. Alf quickly downs his drink, puts on his hat and leaves.
Alf is now in the cafe sitting at a table talking to Gail. He's eating what looks like a yummy jelly doughnut. He suddenly gets a bright idea and asks Gail to be his mayoress. He thinks that Audrey couldn't complain about that. Gail says she wouldn't mind but she already has a full time job. She turns him down. Alf then looks over to Alma. "Pass!" says Alma.
Percy is in the salon having a trim (of what, I'm not sure!). He's left his Christmas cake in the oven and hurriedly leaves as Fiona tries to wangle a visit so she can have some of his cake and a sherry. He arrives home at the same time as Emily. He goes in the house first as Emily spies Samir coming from the bus stop. He's walking with his head down, very unhappily. She asks to speak to him. "Now?" he asks. "If that's all right" says Emily. Samir says no, not now and goes into the house.
Alma's closing up the cafe for the night when Audrey comes in carrying a lot of packages. She has spent the day shopping. Alma puts the kettle on. Audrey tells her that Alf has been asking everyone he meets to be his mayoress. Audrey thinks it's hilarious that he's even considering Raquel. Alma tells her that she didn't know about Raquel but she knew Bet was in the running. "Bet Gilroy?" says Audrey, turning very serious all of a sudden.
At the Rovers, Reg and Maureen are having a drink. Reg wants to out to the pictures or for a meal but Maureen is yawning her head off. She's had a long day and just wants to go home. Reg says that he's not seen much of her lately. Maureen, with another big yawn, says all right where do you want to go. Now he doesn't want to go anywhere. He justs wants the two of them to have a life away from the shop and her mother. Maureen says that they're stuck for now.
Fiona comes in and greets Steve at the bar. She has a lot on her mind. She talks about Denise selling the salon and not telling Ken anything about it. Fiona thinks that someone should tell him but Steve tells her to keep out of it.
Deirdre arrives home with Liz in tow. Liz has got her pictures from the wedding. They both start to gush over the pictures when Samir comes into the room. Deirdre is surprised to see him home at this time and tells him to come over and see the pictures. She realizes that something is wrong by the look on Samir's face. He tells her that he has lost his job.
Alf is sitting in his car opposite the Rovers when Don comes over and knocks on the window asking if he's going to sit there all night or come in for a drink. Alf is dreading meeting up with Bet.
Samir is telling Deirdre about the circumstances around him losing his job. Deirdre wants to help him by going to see his old boss but Samir doesn't want her to do anything, he'll sort it out himself. He still needs a letter from his employer so he's going to find a new job.
Alf and Don are still outside the Rovers in the car. Don tells him that he has to go in the Rovers and tell Bet that she got hold of the wrong end of the stick. Audrey comes along the street carrying her shopping. She tells Alf to get out of the car because they have to go into the Rovers to confront Bet. Alf says he doesn't feel like it and why don't they just go home. Audrey insists that Alf get out of the car and go into the Rovers and tell Bet that she is not going to be the next mayoress of Weatherfield. Alf says that Bet misunderstood him and he reluctantly gets out of the car. Audrey gives him an ultimatum "either you tell her or I will".
Alf and Audrey come into the Rovers and are greeted by Bet with a big smile. She offers them a drink on the house but Audrey says that they are not stopping, they're just here because Alf has something to say to her. Bet is very glad about this because she also has something to say to Alf. She thinks that she has solved his problem; Betty Turpin will be his mayoress. Alf is just 'chuffed to little mint balls' about this turn of events. Betty says that she doesn't know what to say. "You're not the only one" says Bet as they look over at Audrey's sour face.
Update written by Christine Kaczynski
Written by KEN BLAKESON; Directed by BRIAN MILLS
Wednesday (3788, Friday 9 December 1994)
Hi Folks. Back helping out this week and next. In this episode two of the character get to play another role. Betty's performance as Mayoress of Weatherfield is a public triumph. Raquel's performance as Curly's fiancee is more private as only two people know it's a performance and one of them isn't entirely sure. . .
It's afternoon and a taxi draws up to the Rovers. Mayor Alf, complete with chain, motions Brian to go inside. They are greeted at the bar by Bet who asks Raquel to see if Alf's new Lady Mayoress is ready. Raquel does a little curtsey to Alf before disappearing to the back room. Bet, ever Mine Good Hostess, offers them a swift half which Brian likes the sound of but Alf cuts in with a decline saying that there will plenty where they are going. Reg enquires the whereabouts of today's "Rate-Payer Funded Excursion" and is told that the Rugby Club is opening a new bar and restaurant. Reg rests his case. Maureen wants to know why Audrey isn't going. Alf replies, "Doctor's orders. The stress and strain was beginning to show."
Raquel returns with Audrey's stand-in Mayoress, Betty Turpin, who is dressed in a deep Thatcher Blue dress that draws compliments from Alf and the others. "Brian has your chain," Alf tells her as Brian starts to open a large wooden box which he has been resting on the counter. So that's what Brian is there for - official chain bearer. (Well I knew he wasn't driving the taxi) The gold chain is put round Betty's neck with great ceremony while the bar staff and Maureen ooh and ah over it. Alf gives Betty his arm. "Let's go," he says leading her out. "As long as no one's taken our taxi," says Brian with a confidential wink to Bet.
Raquel looks after them and hopes Alf will look after Betty. "He'll have to. No one can afford to lose two Mayoresses in one year," replies Bet grimly. Then, in a lighter tone, she enquires about Raquel's impending public performance - as Curly's fiancee at the Sooper Scooper Christmas bash. Raquel tells Bet that she has to go through with it or Curly will lose the job if they find out he lied to them. She takes a deep breath, "What I have to do is persuade myself, just for tonight, that I really am his fiancee." Maureen tells Reg she has to go because she cannot leave Maud on her own in the shop for too long. Reg protests that hardly having time with his wife wasn't what he signed up for at the alter. Maureen reminds him that nobody knew what was going to happen. She won't argue with him and leaves. Bet, who has witnessed this exchange, warns Reg. "I hope you're not falling out with your wife - because I'm not licenced for it!"
There is no falling out next door at number 1. Samir greets Deirdre, who has returned home earlier than usual, with a kiss. She is concerned about him at home all day but he tells her some good news. A Spanish restaurant in Manchester has offered him a job and he starts next week. It is nicer than and Casablanca and pays more. (Lucky or what?) Deirdre is estatic. "Maybe our luck's changing at last!"
Ken is buying a paper to check the cinema offerings. Rita tells him she is going to a "ball". Ken is impressed. "Yes the Annual Newsagents' Ball" beams Rita as she tells Ken it's a quick wash behind the ears and best frock job. Mavis is pulling faces in the stock room during this exchange. Ken wishes Rita well at the ball. As he leaves, Mavis emerges from the back of the shop. "Well I hope Roger knows what he's letting himself in for!" she sniffs. Rita enquires her meaning. Mavis tells her she is sure that newsagents are not the sort of people Roger is used to mixing with. Rita is "astonished" "You think not? Maybe I shouldn't go? I could phone and say I'm poorly. What do you advise?" The sarcasm rolls off Mavis like grease on Teflon. "Far be it for me to advise you," she responds and then opines that Roger is not the sort to go in for riotous evenings. Rita wonders if she should get him to brings his easel and they could all dance round him while he paints. Mavis is sure Roger would prefer that. "Oh dear," Rita says mock seriously, "You make me wish I'd asked Ken. But then," she smiles, "there are so many "unattached" men around that you just don't know "who" to choose." As she flounces off to the stock-room Mavis realizes Rita is free to choose - and she isn't.
Jon is doing Raquel's hair. He asks her about her date. "Ooh No! he's not my boyfriend!" exclaims Raquel, "but we are supposed to be engaged," she adds to Jon's confusion. Denise tells Fiona that she is going out to try and find out what the salon's worth. Fiona isn't happy to hear this but Denise tells her it's going to affect her so she has a right to know. "But no one else mind," is Denise's parting shot. She bumps into Curly on the way out. He has come to check with Raquel that things are on track for tonight. Curly tells her he was on the phone with one of the new bosses and he was told that everyone's looking forward to meeting her. Raquel sighs and looks sick. "Oh they're not are they!" "That's the fiance then?" questions Jon after Curly leaves. "Just for tonight," replies Raquel "Oh you don't believe in long engagements then?"
Reg is looking for Maureen and is still in a whiny mood. He wants Maureen to come home but she points out she can't shut the shop before the stated time. Reg tries the Guilt Whine. "Well I'll just have to go down the Rovers and stand at the bar with all the other lonely men. I'm sure they'll have some stale rolls left over from lunch time. I won't starve." Maureen sighs. She is too tired to argue. Reg bustles out past Maude. Maude wants to know where "King Farouk" has taken himself off to. Maureen tells her he's gone to get something to eat. "And drink, most likely," says Maude darkly. "I wouldn't have his liver for a gold clock."
Down at the Rovers, Audrey and Alma take their drinks off the bar and go and sit in a corner. Bet tells Andy that it's just the two of them tonight as Raquel is off with Curly and Betty is "Mayoressing". She assures Andy if there are any peculiar customers she'll deal with them. Speaking of which. . . Reg enters on cue and demands food in the customary manner of a spoilt child. Bet slaps the menu down in front of him. Alf and Betty appear. The Rugby Club Bar opening went very well and Alf is very pleased with Betty's performance of her duties. Betty says she will work tonight and goes to change her dress. Reg tries to accost her for service but she ignores him. Meanwhile Alf has spotted Audrey in the corner and goes over to laud Betty's debut. "She took to it like a duck to water," they are told. Alf offers them drinks but Audrey declines frostily. Alma tells her, "That could have been you." Audrey agrees it could if she wanted to drive about in rickety taxis and "behave" herself. Alma wants to know the details of any misbehaviour and Audrey is in the middle of confessing that although she didn't misbehave she was tempted a few times, when the object of temptation sidles up and sits down beside them. "Oooh Brian!" Audrey's voice rises in surprise. "So you deserted me then?" enquires the Chauffeur-without-Limo. "Well I had to Brian," Audrey shrills -"It was the only way I could keep my hands off you!" Brian wants to know if Betty will keep her hands off him. Audrey tells him banteringly, "It depends if you're hoping she will or she won't!"
As Jon and Fiona are leaving the Salon, Denise runs down the stairs from the flat and asks Jon if he is in a rush to leave. She also asks Fiona to go and buy a bottle of red wine. Jon is a little taken aback at this turn of events but Denise explains it. "I'm going to prove to you it's in your best interest to buy this shop." Jon is taken further aback. "You must be joking!" Denise says not. She also tells him to sit down and listen. She promises it will be painless.
Over at the Rovers, Reg has finally got some food and is eating, stood up at the bar. He accepts Ken's offer of a pint as a welcome gift to wash down his dinner which he refers to as a disgusting mess. (However we note the plate is fairly clean so it can't have been that bad)Bet appears from the back with a bottle of wine which she hands to the waiting Fiona. "Not a great wine," Bet tells her. "But use it on a dirty oven - it'll bring it up a treat." Steve wants to know what the boozing is in aid of and Fiona explains Denise's plan to sell the business to Jon. "This is supposed to soften him up." Steve wants to know why Denise is selling. "Because she's desperate to get away from Ken Barlow," Fiona tells him and promises to return when she has delivered the wine.
Curly arrives to pick up Raquel for the party. Reg sniffs Curly's aftershave and makes a few cracks about Curly chasing women and is he not taking the pills the doctor gave to stop that sort of thing? Curly tells Reg he has come to take Raquel to the Sooper Scooper Christmas party. "Why, what harm as she done you?" cracks Reg nudging Curly in the ribs.
In the back room, Raquel is trying to think herself into the part she has to play. "Will this help?" asks Bet proffering a ring with a large chunk of crystallized carbon attached to it. Raquel gasps. "But that's your. . " "Engagement ring Alec gave me. I know," says Bet. She tells Raquel to put it on. "It must have something about it," Bet tells her, "because it convinced me I was engaged to Alec.
It's hard sledding at the Salon. Jon has only drunk half a glass and Denise is on water so Fiona will probably be cleaning the oven with plonk tomorrow. Denise puts forth some good reasons as to why the Salon is an ideal buy for Jon. "You're very persuasive." "Have another drink," smiles Denise as she tops up his glass.
The Sooper Scooper Party is underway. Full marks to the locations people for finding such a tatty factory-type location. Sooper Scooper is not in the big leagues when it comes to the party budget. Curly and Raquel appear on the barren staircase leading to the party room which is thankfully fairly dark. (The ante-room however has bilious green wallpaper strewn with flowers) Raquel is suddenly struck by the thought of questions she might be asked and starts asking Curly stuff like "How long have we been engaged. Where did you propose to me?" It has not occurred to Curly that such facts might be of interest. He garbles off about proposing up a mountain but when Raquel asks him the name of the mountain he realizes things are getting too complicated and scraps the mountain in favour of the bandstand in the local park. "And was there a Band?" asks Raquel. "No there wasn't!" Curly sees Raquel's startled look. "There were squirrels," he says appeasingly. "Collecting nuts," he adds. They agree no date has been set for the wedding. "Just say, sometime in the Spring."
At the Salon Denise is still working on Jon. "Aw come on! What's there to think about?" she is saying as Ken walks in. Denise jumps up and goes into the front of the shop. "Yes? What do you want?" Ken takes in the scene. "I don't want anything. I saw the lights on and wondered if there was anything wrong." Denise tells him there is nothing wrong. "So I see," says Ken eyeing Jon who has come to the front with his coat in hand (having seen an opportunity to escape). "In fact, I see quite a lot," says Ken steadily looking at Denise and Jon. Certainly more than I did before." Jon mutters something about seeing her tomorrow and makes good his escape. Denise looks like a fisher watching the big one escape. She gives Ken a "Thank you "very" much" look. Ken tells her he won't intrude further but Denise tells him he's not going away thinking what he's thinking. She explains she was talking to Jon about buying the business. "I'm selling up and moving away." "Away from me?" Denise tells Ken he can interpret that how he likes. Ken leaves. "Damn!" mutters Denise.
At the Christmas party the firm's Big Cheese is engaging Raquel in the sort of conversation that I last heard in the seventies. He does seem a bit of an old fart so we'll have to forgive him. He wants to know if Raquel will carry on working long hours at the bar after she is married. "What will your husband think?" Raquel is not sure and so the question is put to Curly who diplomatically replies "What ever makes her happy." Curly's boss chimes in, "What even if you have to do the cooking?" (Sad innit) Curly tells them he is not marrying Raquel so she can look after him. The Boss looks Raquel up and down and asks crudely, "What are you marrying her for?" Curly maintains his dignity and responds, "So I can look after her." This answer satisfies the Big Cheese. More questions follow about the wedding date (successfully negotiated) Church wedding? (brave attempt considering no rehearsal) Honeymoon? "Here I hope you're not expecting time of for your honeymoon?" Chairman and Management finally take their leave and Curly heaves a sigh of relief. "They were joking weren't they? They will let you have time off for the honeymoon?" says Raquel before she realizes she no longer has play the part. Seeing Curly's bemused expression she burst into embarrassed laughter. "I were getting carried away. . ." Curly isn't laughing. He is smiling inside though.
At the Rovers Deirdre is telling Bet about Samir's new job. Bet says "Good for you Love. It'll get you out of the house. Give you a bit of time away from her." She nods towards Deirdre. Samir tells her he doesn't want any time away from Deirdre. "I want to be with her the rest of my life." Bet give him a look but then takes a deep breath and says to Deirdre, It's a different culture isn't it?" Deirdre says nothing but she looks contentedly smug.
Across the bar Derek is ready to go home but Mavis is still worrying at Rita/Roger situation. "I think it's all going to backfire on Rita," she announces without a proper introduction of the subject. "What is?" asks Derek. Mavis pours scorn on Rita inviting Roger to the Newsagents' Ball. "I tried to warn her. I mean I can't see Roger being happy in a roomful of newsagents!" Derek suggests that she will probably hear all about it in the morning. "Well I can't say I'm "that" interested," Mavis sniffs. "But if she insists on telling me I'll have to listen won't I? I won't have any choice!"
At Grassmere Drive, Alf is dozing in the living room. Audrey appears in her dressing gown. She says she can't sleep for thinking how happy Alf is having got rid of her as Mayoress and happy he got Betty instead. "You're determined to make an argument out of this aren't you?" Audrey wants to know what Alf told people when they asked where she was. Alf tells her they didn't. This upsets Audrey more. "You mean they didn't notice? They thought Betty Turpin was me?" Alf admits a few asked and he told them she was under the weather. This does not please the Ex-Mayoress either. She informs Alf that Betty can do it for a week and then she'll take over again. Alf informs her she will not. "I can't do that to Betty!" Audrey asks if Betty's feelings take precedence over hers and is told in a word - "yes". After accusing him of becoming arrogant since he became Mayor and telling him it's all gone to his head Audrey tells Alf, "OK Betty can do it. But, before you go accusing me on anything, remember, you wanted it this way!" Upon uttering this incomprehensible threat she stalks out of the room. Alf sips his Scotch, lies back and closes his eyes. Like oil off Teflon.
At the end of the night a taxi draws up outside the Rovers. Curly has bought his "fiancee" safely back home. Raquel thanks him for a lovely night. "It's me that should be thanking you." Raquel tells him she was surprised how much she enjoyed herself. "I mean, once I got into it." "So it wasn't too bad, being my fiancee?" Raquel says it wasn't. "Good," says Curly, "because for me it was a dream come true. Goodnight Raquel." She gives a little laugh and bids him good night also as he walks away. Curly stops and turns, "Of course, it could all come true," he smiles. "We could get engaged, And we could get married. It's all up to you. Good night." He walks away leaving Raquel slightly stunned but slightly smiling as Curly's words sink in. And so it begins. . .
Update written by Libby Seekings
Brian Bowes PAUL ANGELIS; Jon Welch DAVID MICHAELS Keith Baker-Main
(Big Cheese) CHRISTOPHER BRAILSFORD; Jim Muir (Little Cheese)
RICHARD COLSON
Wrtten by PETER WHALLEY
Thursday (3789, Monday 12 December 1994)
Curly emerges from his house all suited up for his first day of work. Bet comes by and, smiling widely, asks how the party went the night before. A shy smile steals across Curly's face and his response travels from Ok to Brilliant in less than 4 adjectives. Did Bet see Raquel this morning? Only briefly. Did she say anything about anything? Bet is puzzled but they are interrupted by Vera who's come out to wish Curly luck on his first day and also to finagle a ride to work as it's on the way. Curly is annoyed because he was trying to find out if Raquel said anything to Bet but Bet obviously has no idea what he's on about.
In the cafe, Samir wants a private word with Emily so Percy is shuffled off to the counter mumbling. Samir only wants to let Emily know that he had been out of work so will be a little behind in his repayments. She protests that there was no hurry but seems somewhat impressed that the earnest young man is so concerned about settling his debt.
Steve and Jim start discussing Steve's potential bet this morning but Mike comes up behind and hears Steve being glib as usually about his boss and puts short shrift to that, sending Steve off with a load of work that will keep him from skiving to the bookies.
Curly has been introduced around to the staff who are wearing very American style green caps and vests that are boldly red striped on one side and green on the other. Curly is dismayed to find out that he is going to have to wear one of the uniforms too, uniforms that were designed by the owner's wife, no less.
Betty had to call in and beg off work, emergency Mayoress duty. This is something Bet hadn't thought of when she decided to promote Betty's cause and she sends Jack down to see if Liz wants to earn a few quid over dinnertime. Raquel's head is in the clouds and wants to start chattering about the party but the timing is not good and Bet points her in the direction of the butties in the kitchen waiting to be cut.
In the Salon, Jon and Fiona are having a tea break. Denise comes downstairs to find out if Jon's made a decision. He's reluctant but as the finances are rather twisted, he has to turn her down.
Liz teeters into the pub to help, glad of the work. Raquel greets her as she passes then decides she really needs Bet's advice. She tells Bet that Curly proposed, right out of the blue it was! He's very fond of her and she could do a lot worse, she begins. Bet, you can tell, is holding back a lot of what she wants to say and chooses what she does say carefully. She can see Raquel's head is in danger of being turned by her first real proposal. Is she in love with Curly? Raquel admits she really likes him but then she loved him across the road and look how that turned out. She seemed to enjoy the game of pretending at the party and it sounds like her imagination has run away with her a bit. Bet listens quietly while Raquel expounds on all Curly's good qualities and then asks, Why aren't we celebrating then? This seems to bring Raquel down to earth somewhat. Her face falls and she shamefully admits sometimes she feels sorry for him and that's not good, is it? Bet shakes her head silently. And she really respected Curly last night but she doesn't always and sometimes feels like she's stronger than he is. Bet lets her talk the truth but will Raquel listen to herself? Poor kid is a knot of mixed emotions and doesn't know what to do. She wants to say yes but she wants to be really sure. Curly doesn't deserve lies or half truths. (Guess she didn't listen hard enough)
Reg breezes into the shop to take Maureen out to lunch. However she's not in evidence. Maud tells Reg that a case of vinegar crashed to the floor (which, by the way, couldn't he smell when he walked through the door?) and Maureen is out back cleaning up. He finds her out in the yard in tears over the crate (all that vinegar, no wonder!) She's fed up and can't cope any more. He was right. She just couldn't do it on her own so he can sell the shop and good riddance, she screams. She is finding the financial end over her head and her mother is no help really. She can't ask Reg for help because he'd only gloat and tell her to pack it in and he gives her nothing but emotional blackmail. He tries to protest but she continues. She only wanted to do something successful. The failure is weighing heavily on her shoulders. He at least has the grace to apologize for making her feel bad. He only wanted for them to be together more. She wants that too, and she leans against him for support.
In the pub, busy now that it's dinnertime, Jack chats to Steve and Sean Skinner. Jack was hoping to get a bet on earlier but didn't and neither did Steve. Sean suggests that Steve, being a good customer, open an account so all it would take is a phone call (Oh dear, thin end of the wedge is that) Bet asks Liz to work tonight, seeing as Raquel is still next to useless in her own little world and knowing Raquel will probably want to avoid Curly at least for tonight.
Curly, who is trying his best at his new job but complains to the owner who has returned to see how he is getting on that the staff don't seem to really respect his authority. He blames the uniforms. Mr. Muir strokes Curly's ego and leadership qualities and leaves him to it.
Back in the Salon Fiona confronts Jon why he won't buy the shop. He could make a good go of it and then she wouldn't lose her job. He says he doesn't want to. Finally he admits it has more to do with his ex wife. She goes after a cut of everything he earns and the more he makes, the more she takes. It's not much incentive for him. He agrees it's probably cutting his nose off to spite his face.
It's evening now and a police car comes round the corner into the street and stops in front of number 1. They're from immigration, they inform Deirdre. Can they come in? Uh oh!
Gail and Martin are having a drink in the pub. Gail is musing on the possibility of having goose for Christmas because Nick doesn't like turkey. That sparks Martin off again, growling about the holiday revolving around Little Lord Fauntleroy regardless of what the rest of them like. Gail snaps at him and goes home to make the tea. Curly comes in now back in his suit and asks after Raquel. Bet covers and says she went off shopping and meeting some mates and had left a message for Curly to apologize, she'd completely forgot about arranging it. Curly seems to accept it but asks a sulky Martin how it is that women always know what churns you up the most! In another booth, Maureen has calmed down and is resolved to giving up the shop no matter what Reg suggests even to hiring an assistant. Nope. She wants shut. It feels like a weight is off her shoulders now she's made the decision. He agrees and takes the blame on himself, not wanting her to blame herself any longer.
At home, jack is having a kip. (Must be his night off too because Andy and Liz were behind the bar). Vera wakes him when she rushes in all excited because she's seen the police car. She of course now has criticisms to say about that foreigner and they both go outside to see if they can see anything. Nothing's happening though, and they are just about to go back inside when they spot a man wearing a camel coat strolling down the street. Vera recognizes him! Clifford! She at least is happy to see him though Jack doesn't seem overly so.
Inside number 1, the immigration officers are grilling Samir about his job at the Casablanca. Samir admits he worked there while Deirdre just keeps interrupting with frantic pleas and defenses. They're married all legal like and the DSS has been informed so why are they being harassed? She's basically being ignored. They are told that they will need to be interviewed by immigration and will be contacted about a date. Deirdre flaps around helplessly asking WHY as they leave.
Update written by: DIANE JOHNSTON
Jim Muir CHRIS BRAILSFORD; Clifford Duckworth
(first appearance) DAVE KING Immigration Officers: MALCOM RAEBURN,
JAMES McKENNA
Written by SALLY WAINWRIGHT; Directed by KAY PATRICK
Friday (3790, Wednesday 14 December 1994)
At the Duckworths', Jack and Vera are having their breakfast while Jack complains about Clifford sleeping late. Vee calls Jack a miserable sod for begrudging his brother a lie-in, but Jack begrudges more the fact that Clifford drank everything they had in the house the night before. It's clear there's no great love between the brothers as Jack complains that Clifford was "nothing but a swine" to him when they were kiddies. Jack was forced to wear his cast-offs, right down to his stinky shoes! Vee reminds him that everyone had to wear their older siblings' cast-offs when they were kids, so Jack ought not to hold that against Clifford. Jack rails that Clifford used him as a "guinea-pig" when they were youngsters, and remembers an incident where Cliff used an old two-by-four to fashion a foot-bridge over the canal in their neighbourhood. Of course, Jack was asked to see if it would hold his weight -- and that's when he learned how to swim! While Vera chuckles over the story, Jack mutters that Cliff used him for all sorts of nasty things, and now he admits that he "can't stand" his brother. Vee insists that we all have to make exceptions for our family members, reminding Jack that "he's your brother, so we'll do the decent thing by him."
Down the street, Maureen and Reg are discussing their plans to sell the mini-market. Reg insists they'll get in an evaluator because he's not willing to let the shop go "for a song." Maureen is looking forward to getting rid of the business since she and Reg don't get many opportunities to see each other. Reg proposes that they meet for lunch; he'll pick her up in a cab just around the corner from the shop, but she's to keep the plan a secret from Maud, who would probably just spoil everything by insisting on joining them.
Clifford has finally rolled out of bed, and downstairs he tells Vera that he hasn't slept so well in a long time. While Vera asks what he'd like for his breakfast, Jack interrupts and demands to know what it is that Clifford wants. Why has he shown up, out of the blue, after years of silence? Cliff claims that he's there to "put things right. I'm here to say I'm sorry." He breaks the news that his "card has been marked," he has a dicky ticker, and it can't be fixed. The doctors have told him that he'll probably not have more than a year, but he could go tomorrow. Now he realizes that he has to put things right while he has the time. Jack chokes up when he hears the news, and doesn't know what to say. The ever-optimistic Clifford kindly points out to Jack that their dad died at the age of 51 with a bad heart -- "and you could be next, Jack"!
Samir answers a knock at the door, and invites Emily to come in. She obviously wants to know why the police where at their house the night before, and is taken aback when Samir accuses her of reporting him to the Immigration officials. He believes she's angry at him for not being able to repay the money she loaned Deirdre, so took her revenge by calling the police. Now he could be deported. Emily indignantly informs him that he's just accused her of a "terrible thing," and that she wouldn't dream of getting him into trouble over something as inconsequential as a few pounds. Samir quickly realizes that he's made a mistake, but Emily takes her leave before he can apologize.
Clifford tucks into a huge breakfast ("like the condemned man") while Jack goes off to work. Before he leaves, though, Clifford offers to pop by the pub for a few pints, even though Jack does his best to discourage him. After Jack is gone, Clifford reveals that he married a woman, also named Vera.
Maureen meets Reg just outside the shop and they hop into an awaiting cab for what Reg promises to be an "experience she'll never forget."
Vera can't get over the fact that Clifford married a Vera too, but Clifford sadly confesses that his Vera is "nothing" like our Vee. She's not warm-hearted or kind as Jack's Vee is, "but still," he sighs, "I've made me bed and have to lie in it." He tells Vera how important it was to him that he saw her and Jack one last time, after he learned of his heart condition. Since they're exchanging confidences, Vera tells him that she has something to share too, by way of a secret, but he's not to tell anyone else. Before her dad died, he told Vera that her grandfather was King Edward VII ("you know, the one they named the potatoes after," Vee explains). The child wasn't legitimate, but nevertheless, Vera has royal blood coursing through her veins. Clifford looks dubious at first, but plays along, allowing that he's so pleased to have learned this, and always knew Vera was "regal" by nature. He often wondered how Jack managed to get a woman like her!
In a very posh restaurant, Maureen and Reg stare into each other's eyes as Maureen whispers that she feels like she's on some sort of secret assignation. While they toast each other's health, Reg instructs the "Garcon" (or "Garkown" as he pronounces it) to send a bottle of wine and smoked salmon sandwiches to room 437. Maureen is surprised and delighted, but wonders if they can afford all this. Reg reminds her he isn't a penny-pincher when it comes to matters of love. Ooh la la!
Back at the Rovers Return, Vera and Clifford have downed a few pints, and Vee tells Jack that she's taking Clifford off to the chippie for something to eat. Jack grumbles that he can't believe how much Clifford eats. Before they leave, Clifford tells Jack that his back yard was full of filthy pigeons, but Jack will be pleased to learn that Clifford soon got shot of them! At a nearby table, Jim tells Liz that he saw Steve dropping Fiona at the beauty shop that morning, and he's beginning to suspect that the pair are living together.
Gail reminds Alma that she and Mike were invited to the Platts for their Christmas dinner, and now Gail is wondering if she can renege on the arrangement. Alma understands completely that Gail really wants to make Christmas a day for "just the family." Gail is excited by the prospect of having everyone together, especially Nicky, and with a bit of luck, is hoping that Martin and Nicky will be pals by the end of the day.
Deirdre bumps into Liz on her way home from work. Liz invites her and Samir out for a few drinks at the Rovers, but Deirdre says she's stopping in for the evening. In response to Liz's questions, Deirdre tells her that they're in deep trouble with Immigration. Liz can't believe that they might actually throw Samir out of the country.
Maureen and Reg return to the street after their, ahem, afternoon delight. "You were wonderful," gushes Maureen. Reg preens and agrees, of course. The after-glow wears off rather quickly, though, when Maureen finds Percy working behind the counter and Maud demanding to know where she's been all afternoon. A delivery of liquor arrived while Maureen was away, and since Maud couldn't handle the heavy boxes, Percy kindly stepped into the breach. Maud blames all their problems on Reg, exclaiming that while Maureen rushes around town, running errands, Reg is "lying down on the job." (Get it?)
Back at the pub, Don insists that he'll pay for a round of drinks for Clifford and Vera. Emily unhappily tells Ken about Samir's accusations, and of his fears that he could be deported. Ken thinks about stopping by to talk to Deirdre about the situation, but Emily strongly discourages him. Meanwhile, at the bar, Vera proudly informs Raquel that Clifford fancied her first, but she ended-up marrying Jack. Now she's just learned that Clifford found himself another woman named Vera!
Deirdre suggests to Samir that they get a lawyer to sort out their immigration problems, but Samir insists that they can't afford it. He sits down to read a letter he's just received from his mom, and Deirdre asks him to translate it for her. Samir tells her that his mom writes that she wishes she had been able to attend their wedding, and is looking forward to someday meeting his "beautiful, *young* English bride." Deirdre flies into a rage, accusing Samir of lying to his mother about her age.
At the Rovers Return, Jack glowers at his brother, who has been smoking everyone else's cigarettes and swilling beer that he hasn't paid for. Vera tells Jack that he's being a miserable beggar toward Clifford, but Jack's attitude is that the least his brother can do is die in his own bed (in his own home).
Raquel is caught off-guard when Curly arrives at the pub with his new boss, Jim Muir. While Curly orders drinks and calls her "darling," Muir wonders why Raquel isn't wearing her engagement ring. As the pair fumble about for an explanation, Curly comes up with the brain-wave that Raquel never wears the ring at work. Her land-lady is jealous of their relationship, so Raquel is keeping the engagement a secret. Meanwhile, Cliff cadges another beer and cigarette from Vera. Jack is not exactly thrilled when Vera announces that his brother is staying for Christmas on her insistence.
Over at the Platt residence, Gail is excitedly telling Martin about her Christmas plans. She's already bought the beer and liquor, and wants Martin to find some nice Christmas crackers the next time he's out. Martin breaks the news that he has to work part of Christmas day, so won't be there for his dinner. Gail's mouth falls open in shock as she tells him he "can't be serious -- it is Christmas day, after all." Martin claims that he has no choice, but Gail accuses him of arranging things that way, and calls him "childish." "Don't you care about your own family?" she asks incredulously. Martin rolls his eyes and retorts sarcastically "my family? Well, that's a joke. What family? We stopped being a family when you decided Nicky was special -- in a class of his own -- and I didn't count."
Update written by: HEATHER MORLAN
Clifford Duckworth: DAVE KING; Jim Muir: CHRIS
BRAILSFORD
Written by: JOHN STEVENSON; Directed by: KAY PATRICK
Monday (3791, Friday 16 December 1994)
Lives are turned upside down in more ways than one.
Deirdre is ironing her wedding outfit. Today is their interview with Immigration. She's hoping the dress will again bring her luck. She wants to look respectable and is angry at the whole situation. Samir is afraid and feels guilt ridden because his pride made him insist on paying his way. He is afraid he'll go to prison but she fiercely insists she won't let that happen.
Ken drops in to the salon to find out if Jon is buying. It. His initial smugness when Jon tells him that he's not doesn't last long because Denise appears to give him a telling off for being nosy and hoping that she'll stay around. She promises that if she moves away she'll keep in touch but he bitterly describes it as a call or a status update from her when she thinks of it. (more than he would do under his own steam though.) He coldly questions how their loving friendship turned into this and he leaves in disgust and frustration.
Martin is helping Sarah Lou with her fairy wings for the Christmas play this afternoon. Gail is in an incredibly bad mood and accuses him of playing the loving Dad when it suits him. If he truly cared about his kids like he says, he'd be with them on Christmas day! They shout at each other (after sending SL upstairs to wash the jam off her face) and he ends up stalking out (to go to the pub no doubt) leaving Gail to grimace uncontrollably.
In the corner shop, Clifford asks what Vera's favourite sweet is. Alf is there and he says Vera always bought lemon sherbets so Cliff buys some of those. He tries to get out of paying by flattering Maud and turning on the charm and then asking Maud to put it on the Duckworth's slate but she says there is a shop rule. No slate for any Duckworth and that includes him and she makes it clear that she's got his number. Alf answers the phone while Maud is serving and when Clifford leaves Alf tells Maud that the call was from a hotel where Maureen left her business diary in a room there yesterday. (Oops, busted!)
The pub isn't open yet but curly has been let in the back door and comes through to see Raquel. He apologizes for putting her on the spot the night before when his boss turned up unexpectedly. Thing is, he cautiously begins, he doesn't know where he stands. She's hardly spoken to him since it all happened. (the proposal) If she's only delaying to let him down gently, he's ready to take it standing up. He pledges his love, finally able to find the words, and will do everything in his power to make her happy. She's touched and stops him and softly tells him she wants to make him happy too and that's why she has to make sure she's really sure before giving him an answer. "So I'm in with a chance then" he hopefully asks. Oh Curly, she coos, you *always* had a chance! But she's still unsure as a doubt shades her face when he walks away happily.
Clifford arrives back home with a bag of sweets for "Vee" (Jack objects, he's the only one that can call her that) and a big story about remembering that she always liked them back when they all used to go to the cinema. She buys it. Jack doesn't but says little other than to growl from the corner as Cliff bums a ciggie from Vera who fusses over his pathetic cough. Anything you want, Clifford, she even lights his cigarette for him!
In the staff room at Weatherfield Comp, Ken and a fellow teacher, Gillian, are discussing their respective break ups with their partners. There's a staff Christmas "knees up " tonight and Ken suggests they go together to put in an appearance. Why not, she says, it's not like it's a date, more like two survivors clinging to the wreckage and they make plans. It'll give Mrs. Nixon something to gossip about, she laughs. Not just Mrs. Nixon, Ken replies rather obliquely. (now what gossip mill do you suppose he wants firing up?)
Reg and Maureen return from the Cash and Carry. Maude confronts them with their deceit about their illicit lunch break yesterday now that she has the proof from the hotel that called. Why couldn't they just tell her where they were going instead of lying? It makes her feel used and surplus to requirements so she tells them she's handing in her notice. Vera arrives for something and though she's noticed by the three in the back room, the customer is ignored because Reg has just dropped the bomb that they are selling the shop, another fact that Maud didn't know about. Vera takes this all in.
Deirdre picks up a bottle of milk from the front and, laden with shopping, unlocks the door. Symbolically, the milk bottle slips her grasp and glass and milk splatter all over her front doorstep. This is the last straw for her poor nerves and she slips inside, leaving the door open, and sobs while sinking down onto the staircase. Raquel happens by just then and, seeing the glass and hearing Deirdre cry, enters the house to see what's wrong. Deirdre tells Raquel she's not injured but there's a problem she and Samir have to deal with. Raquel assumes they've had a row which Deirdre corrects without going into detail. Raquel wonders if it's all been worth it then, even with the trouble she's going through now, whatever it is. Deirdre emphatically declares that when you find a fella you would trust with your life, you'll walk to hell on burning coals rather than lose them. Raquel is nearly in tears as well by now. Oh you'll not lose him. No. I won't. Deirdre sets her chin with determination.
In the bar, Jack is leaning across commiserating with Reg about women. He moans in his turn about how his brother is turning Vera into Mother Theresa with his pathetic coughing. Curly comes in and when Raquel sees him, she takes him off to one side and starts to tell him something. But he assumes she's ready to turn him down and starts babbling about still being mates. She interrupts him and says she'd be happy to marry him! He bubbles over with excitement after being reassured she's not winding him up and kisses her gently.
Liz brings an assortment of ties for Samir who seems to be getting rather bitter. Liz is supportive and encouraging.
Gail gets ready to leave work early for the school play. She's still owly about Martin's decision to work over Christmas and makes it clear to Alma that as the only married student with kids, he could have got Christmas day off if he'd wanted to. She leaves as Des comes in with Curly who's apparently brought him there on a mission. They sit down with tea and Curly tells Des that he and Raquel are getting married. He didn't want Des to hear from anyone else no matter what's gone on between them in the past. Des is rueful, knowing he blew his chances. Curly has no illusions. He knows Raquel doesn't love him and will never feel toward him the way she felt for Des but she's fond of him and in time he hopes she'll grow to care for him. Des congratulates Curly anyway. Be happy and take good care of her.
Deirdre and Samir are nervously waiting in a hall and then Samir is called for. They aren't going to be interviewed together. Samir is interrogated mercilessly, all but enduring thumb screws and the rack as he is accused of preying on a lonely divorcee to worm his way into a western country. Samir tries vainly to defend himself, his pride, his love and his umpteen generations of ancestors. Deirdre does much the same protesting her love as well. She is eventually let go home but is told that Samir will be held in custody for a few days while the investigation continues.
Vera arrives in the pub with the news about the sale of the corner shop and the dream that she and Jack could buy it and work there together. That goes over with Jack about as well as you would expect. Alf's eyes light up at the news though Bet cautions him about Audrey's predictable opinion on that. Clifford arrives and cadges another ciggie and Vera immediately fawns over him and buys him a drink. Maureen apologizes to her mother who is feeling much like the fixtures and fittings, not much use to anyone the way they've been treating her. Ken arrives with Gillian for a drink before they go to the party and the hoped for hive of gossip behind the bar between Liz and Bet begins promptly on cue. Des comes in and congratulates Raquel, assuming she has already told everyone. The news spreads smiles across everyone's face but when Des hears Raquel tell Bet that she'd be a fool to turn down one of the few men you can trust, he slinks out unnoticed. Denise and Jon arrive and run into Ken and Gillian, whom Denise has met before it sounds like. Awkward greetings are doled out and Denise and Jon move across the bar. Gillian is highly annoyed that Ken used her to make a point even though he protests that he didn't know Denise would be there. She hardly goes out at all these days (No but he's pretty sure someone would make sure she knew about his "date" just the same!) They leave and Denise tearfully admits to Jon that it hurt seeing Ken with someone else. Curly comes in to further congratulations and doesn't mind that the good news preceded his arrival. Champagne ensues amid much merriment.
In start contrast to next door where Deirdre is racked with heaving sobs, devastated. (And boy did Anne Kirkbride do this well. You really believed her heart was broken! A change from her flapping her wings and squawking ineffectually at the immigration officers over the last few days)
Update written by Diane Johnston
Gillian James ANNETTE EKBLOM; Immigration Officers:
MALCOM RAEBURN; JAMES McKENNA
Written by ADELE ROSE; Directed by KAY PATRICK
Tuesday (3792 Monday 19 December 1994)
Reg comes downstairs and meets Maureen, complete with curlers and housecoat. He's still complaining about Maud. Maureen asks him how she'll cope alone in the shop until it's sold. Reg says that they'll hire someone. That'll make Maud feel very unwanted says Maureen. They continue to argue about Maud.
There's a knock at Deirdre's door. She goes to answer it. She's still in her housecoat, wiping away tears. As she opens the door, Vera barges in. She's come to get Deirdre for work and notes that Deirdre is not dressed yet. Deirdre tells her that she is not feeling well today. Vera wonders why Samir is not looking after her. Deirdre tells her that he has gone to see a friend. Vera doesn't believe her. There's another knock at the door and Liz arrives. Deirdre almost pushes Vera out the door. Outside Vera meets Percy coming out of No3. Of course, she blabs to Percy about Deirdre being upset and Samir not being there. As Percy leaves, Clifford is coming along the street. He says he'll walk her to the bus stop. He starts to tell Vera about the Mercedes he used to have and about the timeshare in the Costa Brava that he also used to have. He says he wants to die in peace with his family.
Back at No1, Deirdre tells Liz that Samir is being held by Immigration. She doesn't know what she's going to do about this.
In the back room of the Rovers, Bet and Betty are sitting at the table when Raquel comes in with a teapot. She's relating all the good points about becoming Mrs Watts. She'll still have the same initials. Bet tells her that now she won't have to chuck out her monogrammed tea towels. Bet says that marriage was never her number one priority but of course, it was for Raquel. She has always wanted a good husband and a couple of kiddies. Bet hopes that Raquel isn't pregnant. Raquel indignantly denies it. Another good thing, she says, is that she and Curly started off as friends, a solid foundation to build on. She gets up to go and phone her parents to tell them the good news.
In the cafe, Alma serves Maud as Martin comes in. He's come to fill in for Gail while she is out Christmas shopping. Maud asks him to sit down with her and offers him half her tea cake. He asks why she is in the cafe on her own and she tells him about Reg sacking her and selling the shop.
Emily is in her kitchen cutting up shortbread when Percy comes in and starts to tell her about Samir leaving Deirdre. Emily feels sorry for Deirdre but she says that she won't be calling on her because it will only look like she's going around to say "I told you so". Percy says the Deirdre should have taken notice of her.
Vera comes home to Jack. They're just going to have a quick cuppa and then go to town to buy Tommy's Christmas present. Jack says it doesn't need both of them to go for that. Well, she can't lug a toy car home on her own. She asks him if he knew that Clifford used to have a Mercedes. Jack says he probably got if from the same bloke that he, Jack, got his Lamborghini from.
Martin is in the corner shop being served by Reg. Reg tells Martin that he's given Maud the day off. Martin knows about Maud having seen her in the cafe that morning. Reg then tells him that Maud resigned of her own free will. Martin says that she's an old lady who only wanted to feel that she mattered. "And I hope you can sleep at night" he tell Reg as he leaves the shop. Maureen tells Reg that he'll have to apologize to Maud. A proper apology.
Deirdre comes into the shop to buy some tissues. Maureen sees that Deirdre looks upset but Deirdre says she is fine. Alf comes in and Deirdre says she would like a word with him. She tells him about Samir and wonders if he knows anyone who could help but he says that it's not his jurisdiction. No one appears to be able or willing to help Deirdre. She wishes she could talk to Emily about it. She leaves the shop in tears.
Back at the cafe, Alma is serving Ken. She asks him about his girlfriend, not Denise, but Gillian the schoolteacher. Ken says that there is nothing going on. Alma then tells Ken about Samir being taken into custody.
Liz has come around to see Deirdre again. She asks Deirdre how it went with the Immigration people. It's all down to the Home Office says Deirdre and who know what they'll say. She has an appointment with the MP and the Moroccan Consulate but she doesn't know if they'll be able to help. Liz says that Deirdre should just face the fact that she's had nothing but bother since she met Samir. Deirdre vehemently denies this. Liz says it might be better if he goes back to Morocco for the time being. Now Deirdre is really mad and tells Liz to leave now. Liz urges her to be realistic and then leaves.
Later that night Deirdre meets Ken in the street. She starts to tell Ken about her problems but he's already heard. She wonders if he has any bright ideas and tells him about her appointments tomorrow. He thinks she has everything covered but suggests maybe a solicitor might help. They part and after crossing the street Deirdre stops outside Emily's door and raises her hand to knock. She thinks for a minute and then changes her mind and then goes to her own door.
Jack is talking to Clifford about what a schemer he used to be. Clifford implies to Jack that he has a lot of money stashed away. Jack tries to get him to admit that he never had a Mercedes or a timeshare in Spain, but Clifford says nothing and gets up to go to his room as his chest is paining him.
There's another knock at the door of No1. It's Emily. Deirdre is so happy to see her and they hug. Emily is still under the impression that Samir has left Deirdre. Deirdre figures out that that piece of info must have come from Vera. She tells Emily the true story and that she's going to fight it even without the help of those she thought she could count on, like Ken, Alf and Liz. Emily says that perhaps they think it would be in Deirdre's best interest if Samir went back to Morocco. Deirdre turns on Emily saying that Emily only came because she thought that Samir had left of his own accord. Emily says sorry and turns to leave. Deirdre doesn't want her to leave, she'd like Emily to be on her side but Emily can't support her in this. They start to argue about the whole situation. Emily tells her that Samir accused her of shopping him to the authorities. Deirdre knows nothing about that as Samir never told her. She tells Emily that Samir probably wasn't thinking straight and she pleads with Emily. It's not just friendship that she needs. "More money?" asks Emily. Deirdre goes on about solicitor fees, whatever it takes. Emily tells her to please not ask her because she'll have to say no. Deirdre asks her to give one good reason why. Emily says that Samir is a child and will probably make someone a really good husband some day, but not you. Deirdre accuses her of jealousy because she no longer has Bernard and Deirdre still has Samir to love. They stare at each other in silence. Then Emily turns to leave the house. Deirdre breaks down and sobs her heart out.
Update written by Christine Kaczynski
Clifford Duckworth played by DAVE KING
Written by ADELE ROSE; Directed by MICHAEL KERRIGAN
Wednesday (3793, Wednesday 21 December 1994)
Deirdre, in her dressing gown, descends the stairs with a sigh and picks up the post . She throws the letters, unopened onto the hall table and moves to the living room. She doesn't get there but dissolves into a sobbing fit in the doorway. The phone rings and she rushes to answer it. "Samir?" It is.
Next door, Percy retrieves a Christmas card off the mat. He tells Emily it's from Gunner Claus S---? (no it wasn't Santa) Some German war veteran Percy knows. Percy does a cards received tally and notes that Mrs. Rachid has not sent a card. Emily supposes Deirdre has other things on her mind.
Which she has. Deirdre is coming out of her front door with her coat on. She is not contesting the World Dressing Championships though at thirty seconds from picking up the phone to leaving the house must count for some sort of record. She even had time to comb her hair. She slams the front door shut and hurries off.
Vera is waiting at the bus stop and Deirdre rushes up to her. Vera ignores her greeting. Deirdre tells Vera she needs a favour. Vera looks the other way. Deirdre pleads. "I'm going to be late for work and I need you to cover for me." Vera gives Deirdre an earful about fair weather friends and tells her , "Forget it. You know what you can do!" as she gets on the bus. Deirdre is left standing there forlorn as Mike drives up behind the departing bus and offers her a ride. She tells him she is going to the airport not work. Mike tells her he wasn't going that way but to get it. (Hmm? Mr Nice Guy. What did Alma put in his tea this morning?)
There is no Pleasant Personality Potion in the tea at Nightingale Road. Maud and Maureen are battling over the shop affair. Maude is still complaining about not being told about the sale and Maureen is exasperated with her mother's impending withdrawal of labour. Reg keeps quiet during this exchange and concentrates on his tea and toast. Maude tells them she will not be taken for granted by anybody. "You wouldn't expect someone to officiate at their own funeral, would you?" she demands. She tells them expecting her to help in the shop while they sell it amounts to the same thing. Maureen groans, "Don't talk rubbish!" Maude continues that she knows why they are selling the shop. It's because they want her to stay home and go quietly daft all the sooner to shove her in a home full of silly old beggars. This remark snaps Maureen. She lets forth a tirade against her Mother that even Reg recognizes is beyond the ordinary. He tries to calm her but she will not be calmed. She tells her Mother she doesn't care what she thinks any more. She's played the guilt card once too often and this time it won't work. Maude actually seems to deflate under this attack. She begins to realize that Maureen has reached beyond the end of her tether. "She can stew in her own juice!" screams Maureen as she leaves the room followed by a concerned Reg.
Deirdre is explaining to Mike why she has to get Samir from the airport. "He just sounded lost and frightened poor lad. He doesn't have a penny on him." She hopes that he's been well treated. "Or there'll be trouble." Mike says he thought they were letting him go. Deirdre tells him they are but that's not the end of it. She didn't quite get the full story yet. Mike says nothing. He listens while Deirdre pour out her feelings about the whole affair and how she is getting no support from people she counted as friends. "But they do feel they can judge me. I'm being made to feel as if I'm a few bricks short of a house!" Mike tells her to fight for what she wants and gives her a business card for his solicitor. He also tells her when she needs money he will see what he can do. "I'm not judging you," he tells her. (Well blimey! What hath wrought this change? Buy some shares in it right now!)
In the corner shop Reg makes to leave but Maureen wants him to call in sick. He refuses. "It's not just for today, is it? But tomorrow and the next day. You've handled her all wrong, you know." Only Raquel's presence in the store prevents another outburst from Maureen. She points out she will be on her feet twelve hours a day. "And what if I have to - you know?" Reg tells her she will have to shut the shop for five minutes. Maureen wants to know about lunch. "Well call her to come in." "She won't!" hisses Maureen. "Oh go to work!" Reg beats a hasty retreat. Raquel approaches. "How much are these Fig Rolls?" "I don't know," sighs Maureen dissolving into tears.
Meanwhile in the anonymous corridors of the immigration department Deirdre is searching for Samir. She turns a corner and sees him slumped on a chair in a corner. She runs up to him and hugs him.
Maude has made it out of the house under her own steam and is in the cafe. Martin and the kids are there. He asks her if she wants to go into town with them but she declines the offer. Martin asks if anything is different and Maude tells him, "No, they'll not change their minds." She seems to have recovered from Maureen's morning outburst and is happy to start slagging her off again. "That's the trouble with Our Maureen. She gets it into her head she can't do something and that's it. End of story. Dozy Article! She's never had any confidence in herself!" (Gee, I wonder how come?) Martin floats an idea for Maude to get an assistant. He suggests Sally might do it. Sally is over at the counter with Rosie and the baby. Raquel is also there getting into the swing of 'Wedding Talk' She is telling Alma that she has decided on Peach and Green for the bridesmaids. Well almost decided. She tells them her biggest fear is that after the wedding is over she isn't left wishing that she had done something differently. Sally wants to know if Alma would have done anything differently. "Different Husband?" responds Alma. Sara- Louise asks Sally if she can be Raquel's bridesmaid. She is too shy to ask Raquel directly. Martin overhears and tells her she is suppose to be invited to to that. "You just can't go volunteering!" However Raquel is taken with the idea and says S-L is just what she's looking for. "Looks like someone has a job," says Maude who then calls Sally over for a word. "Looks like she may not be the only one," mutters Martin under his breath.
Mike's car draws up to number one and Deirdre and Samir get out. Mike tells her again if she needs any help to just ask. Deirdre thanks him and gives him a kiss on the cheek. "I'm just beginning to realize who my friends are."
Inside the house, Samir looks done in. Deirdre tells him she will have to go to work or they will be in more trouble. But she is reluctant to go and embraces and hugs him several times. "Everything will be all right," she assures him. Samir is not optimistic. he is sure he will still be deported. "Nothing has changed," he tells her. "They will write a report, discuss it and then deport me." Deirdre will have none of it. She tells him they will appeal. She asks him to phone the embassy and the solicitor while she is at work and make appointments. Samir says he will but he does not seem very enthusiastic. "You're here now and you're stopping here," she tells him. "I'm not letting you go again." Deirdre hugs him again a few times and then leaves. Samir sits down and gazes around his new cell.
Maude has turned up at the shop and has ordered Maureen to go and take a lunch break. Much to Maureen's astonishment she has apologized and wants to make amends. "You're plotting something," says Maureen suspiciously. Maude denies it. "You do understand why I can't carry on don't you?" Maude can't resist. "Because you don't have any confidence in your own abilities Maureen." (Maureen groans) Maude remembers she's apologized. "I'm saying now't!" Maureen tells Maude it's her fault that she doesn't have any confidence. "I'm not arguing," replies Maude. Maureen sees she means it and so she grudgingly thanks her Mother for coming to her rescue and goes off to have a break.
Lunch time at the Webster's and Sally is putting Maude's proposal to Kevin. After some whining ( you can make up the details yourselves) Kevin agrees. Sally can work evenings in the shop as long as it's not for more than a month.
Emily is looking a little down in the dumps. Percy wonders if it's some he did or said. When Emily tells him it's not he jumps to the conclusion that she's sad because she didn't get a Christmas card from Bernard. Emily is forced to tell him what is troubling her. She tells Percy that Samir hadn't left Deirdre he was just in custody. Emily says she wanted to comfort Deirdre because she thought it was all over. "But it's not. She's just getting in deeper. And I now realize there is a point at which you have to stop. Not stop caring or worrying but stop telling someone that in your opinion they are . . well not digging their own grave - but something very similar."
Sally is installed behind the counter with Maude. Cliff is buying cigarettes, he produces a 5p off coupon. And then pulling a note off a bankroll reminds them, "You've got to look after the pennies." Maude eyes the fist of money and remarks that maybe he could teach Jack a few things. Cliff tells them that Jack is doing alright and that he would give all he had to have a woman like Vera. Maureen breezes in followed by Reg. "Cavalry's here! Reg will take you home." Then she sees Sally. "What are you doing there?" Maude tells them she found them an assistant. Sally, realizing that Maureen and Reg knew nothing about the arrangement is very embarrassed as Maude explains the terms to Maureen. "I thought you knew. Oh I'm sorry. I'll get my coat." Maureen tells her to hang on. She questions Sally about the hours and the terms and if Kevin minds. Having received agreeable answers, she asks Sally to stay. Reg, happy at the prospect of not having to line the pockets of Travel Inn or some such motel chain, takes Maureen by the hand and hustles her out of the shop. Sally is none to pleased at being put in such a position. Maude tells her, "That's how you have to do it with our Maureen, present a fait accompli - that's the first part of the plan over." "First part!" exclaims Sally, "What's next?" Maude tells her that when Maureen and Reg find out what a good little worker she is maybe they won't want to sell the shop. Sally does not look displeased with this plan.
Deirdre breezes in. She is late because the buses are packed with Christmas shoppers. "Did you ring them numbers?" Samir did not. "I don't know how to talk on the phone," is his excuse. But he seems to do OK without a phone. He tells Deirdre he has been going crazy sitting in the house all day. "That is all I have to do now. Sit here until they deport me!" Deirdre tries to calm him. "Until they sort things out. It will be all right." Samir is upset. He has had a lot of time to think about his situation. He tells Deirdre he is nothing, he has no work and no future in England. She tells him she is sorry at the way he's been treated by the authorities but she reminds him that they are not doing anything wrong and that has to count for something. "Doesn't it?" she pleads.
Over at the Rovers, Raquel is bending Fiona and Steve's ears about her wedding plans. (Has this ever happened to you? Someone at work announces their engagement and the next two years talk of nothing else but the Big Event in every minute detail. Luckily we won't have to listen to Raquel for two years.) Steve is trying to get Fiona to leave but Raquel starts to tell how she got in touch with a Bridal Wear maker that she did some modeling for to see if a dress she liked was still available. "And they offered me a discount! So they must have been very pleased with the work in did for them." Steve glances at the photos Raquel is showing to Fiona and pragmatically suggests they may just have been left with a load of dresses they couldn't shift. He receives a swift kick on the shin from Fiona for this remark. Raquel is oblivious and warbles on about how Sarah- Louise is going to be her bridesmaid and their Bernice's little lad will be the page boy. She starts asking Fiona if Jon could do her hair like in one of the photographs. This is too much for Steve and he moves up the bar to join his brother. Andy has been watching Steve's attempt to break Fiona away from the conversation and remarks, "Nice to see who wears the pants in your house, mate." Steve controls the urge to thump his brother and replies that he takes his Dad's advice on that score. "You know what he always said about me Mother?" Steve is just enlightening Andy on how to allow the women to think they are the boss when the Mother in question (who has been clearing tables behind them) steps between them and asks what they are whispering about. "Nothing," they both reply.
Over in another corner of the room, Alma is struggling to comprehend that her normally insensitive husband has actually put himself out for another human being. "You drove her all the way out to the airport and then back again?" Alma is stunned. "And you didn't ask them for the petrol money?" Mike says not. "Well that's a turn up for the book! You doing something for nothing." Alma is clearly wondering why as she watches Mike go to the bar for more drinks.
Samir is trying to explain his experience with the Immigration Authorities. It now transpires that Samir hit one of his interrogators. He tries to explain that the endless questioning over and over again made him lose control. Samir complains that ever since he arrived people have been suspicious about him. "People do not take me for what I am. They think I am this bad person who is no good for you!" He tells her she is losing her friends and he doesn't know who he is any more. "I have no job, no rights and no friends. Here I am nobody! In Morocco I know who I am." Deirdre listens with mounting discomfort. She tries to tell him he is homesick and its understandable after all he has been through. Samir tells her that at the airport he realized how easy it would be to get on a plane and leave. "Just tell them want they wanted to hear and go. But my heart is with you Deirdre. I want to be with you." He tells her that in his country this would not have happened. "They would not do this to you. It's true." Deirdre looks troubled. Maybe Emily was right. This situation is turning into a nightmare.
Update written by Libby Seekings
Clifford Duckworth DAVE KING
Written by SALLY WAINWRIGHT; Directed by MICHAEL KERRIGAN
Thursday (3794, Friday 23 December 1994)
Friday (3795, Sunday 25 December 1994)
Monday (3796, Monday 26 December 1994)
It's Boxing Day. Martin has had a sleepless night. Gail creeps downstairs to see why he's up so early. She jokes that he's feeling guilty for not spending Christmas day with is family (Oh you don't know the half of it!) She further adds to his guilty conscience by telling him she was secretly proud of him for doing good and helping others when they sat at home feeding their faces. They decide to do something with the kids today since the cafe will not be open and choose to go to the pictures.
Deirdre is musing on life in Morocco with some trepidation. Samir patiently assures her that Morocco is a developed country, and life there won't be a whole lot different except she will be made welcome. She can still drink alcohol and go out in public dressed as she likes (no veil). There will be satellite telly and videos and all the mod cons. They will likely stay with his parents at first before they find themselves a nice flat.
Out in the street, Curly invites Martin to a City match that afternoon. Martin, kids in tow, has a prior engagement but can Curly do him a favour? Can he use the phone? Theirs is on the blink. Inside, Curly stares at the kids trying to find something to talk to them about. He falls back on the traditional "What did Father Christmas bring" while Martin calls the hospital hoping to get in touch with Nurse Cathy. She's not working today. Mission not accomplished.
Vera sees Tracy walking along the road and greets her. She's off to her father's. Vera goes back inside where Jack is trying to turn Cliff's attention to all things legal. Cliff is evasive and offers to take Vera to a slap up dinner since Jack is working, that is, if it's ok with Jack seeing as they'll be spending his inheritance. Not a lot Jack can say really and he goes off grumbling to work while Vera establishes that Cliff, while not wealthy is comfortable financially. She goes off to change her clothes and a suspiciously triumphant yet sneaky look steals across Clifford's face.
In the pub living quarters, Vicky and Bet are listening to Raquel droning on about weddings and rings, willing themselves to stay awake while Jack helps himself to the teapot. Liz arrives, Jack is shuffled off to the cellar. There's more discussion of weddings vs. feminism when Vicky expresses doubts about the state of matrimony. The phone rings. And rings. Finally Bet shifts herself to answer it. It's Deirdre for Liz who then asks for few minutes to go next door to see what Deirdre is upset about. Bet concedes as long as Liz returns with the gossip.
Tracy and Ken catch up. Tracy is still fully set on punishing her mother for her foolish and ridiculous decision to marry such a younger man. Ken points out the age difference between Deirdre and himself but according to Tracy, that's different! Ken tells Tracy about his break up with Denise and agrees reluctantly that Denise probably was after a father for a baby.
Deirdre breaks her news to Liz who is shocked and thinks Deirdre has lost her marbles! Life in Morocco! It's so different, the culture the language. Deirdre admits to being nervous of such a big step but is determined to go with the man she loves. Deirdre is taken aback however when Samir returns to the room and tells her he's got reservations on a plane leaving Manchester on Friday!
In the pub, Fiona and Denise fill each other in on their respective Christmases. Fiona's with Steve in tow seems to have been more satisfactory than Denise's all on her own though she puts on a front and says she got to do whatever she wanted. Which wasn't much. Andy has been recruited to go to the match with Curly. Jack seems a bit jealous and asks Curly why he's throwing away his freedom for the restrictions a wedding ring will bring. He'll regret it, mark his words, Jack warns. Liz has returned and told Bet and Raquel Deirdre's news and her own opinion of it. You know Bet, nothing much seems to surprise her and Raquel totally approves. Whither thou goest and all that sort of thing and she'd follow her man anywhere too. Even Stockport! (Curly's home town!)
Deirdre is now doing sums and explains to Samir that they are going to need money and the only asset she has is the house. She'll have to sell it before they move and that could take awhile. Samir believes this is a stalling tactic. She was all for leaving until confronted with the reality of a plane ticket and now she's backing out. She's not but she needs to be practical and they argue back and forth a bit more.
Across the road, Alf and Audrey have dropped into Gail and Martin's just as they are about to leave for the pictures. Alf establishes that Martin was indeed working yesterday and thus making sure he saw what he thought he say.
Back to the pub, Steve is sitting with Fiona and Denise who soon leaves them on their own to go home for a nap. Steve seems uncomfortable to see Vicky who is hanging around behind the bar. Vicky in turn, finds out from Curly and Andy that Fiona has moved in with Steve and pretends to be unconcerned. Mike and Alma greet Alf and Audrey and a round is called for. Deirdre pops in to have a word with Mike so they retreat to a quiet table where she tells him what she's planning to do. He's supportive. She asks him to sell her house for her and he readily agrees. It's her life and her house isn't it? Andy and Curly get ready to leave for the match. Raquel doesn't mind, they shouldn't be in each other's pockets all the time after all and sees him off with a cheery "Love you!". Curly mumbles something non committal but is stopped by Bet and Andy whispers that he is expected to say the same in return. Curly blushes and leans over the bar with a goofy grin and says "Love you too" before leaving, Vicky and Bet applauding his move affectionately.
Next door, Samir is voicing his suspicions. Can Deirdre trust Mike? Definitely though some would be surprised to hear her say that. Before they can discuss it further, Mike comes to the door with a few bad jokes about tents and camels, which Samir doesn't get, and a proposition. He'll buy her house from her now to avoid the difficulties of long distance paper work. He'll give her £15,000. Deirdre's face falls. Hang on, he'll give her that now because they'll need the cash. Then sell it (for no profit he assures Samir......????) and send her the difference less a few expenses. Samir is still unsure but Deirdre pulls rank. Her house, her decision. That would be wonderful she grins. Mike smiles at her and says he wouldn't do it for anyone else (that much is true!).
Back to the pub, Tracy and Ken are at one end of the bar. Vera and Cliff come in, cackling loudly having had a lovely lunch out. Jack seems none too pleased at their hilarity. Mike returns and tells Alma he'll tell her all about it later. He offers Ken a drink but Ken has just got one in and declines (glad of the excuse no doubt) Mike grins across the bar and says Ken will be none too pleased when he finds out what Deirdre and Samir are up to. Ahhhhhhh..... THAT'S the profit, one up on Ken!
Update written by: DIANE JOHNSTON
Written by: PETER WHALLEY; Directed by: TIM DOWD
Tuesday (3797 Wednesday 28 December 1994)
In the Rovers living quarters, Curly is waiting for Raquel to come downstairs. They are going to buy the engagement ring today. Bet and Vicky are also there and Bet wonders what is taking Raquel so long and goes off to find her. Meanwhile, Vicky tells Curly she and Raquel often talked of weddings and Raquel said that she has always wanted a ruby in a gold setting for an engagement ring. Curly thanks her for the tip. Then Bet comes back in to tell them that Raquel is getting changed again and thus needs a different coat of nail varnish so she'll be a bit longer. Vicky goes off to make coffee. Bet tells Curly that Raquel always wanted a sapphire in a silver setting for her engagement ring. Curly is in a dilemma now.
In the cafe, Mike is talking to Alma at the counter. Ken and Kevin are sharing a table eating breakfast. Mike is talking very loudly, for Ken's benefit, about Samir and immigration. Ken asks Kevin if he knows anything about it. Kevin has heard something about Samir going back to Morocco. Ken gets up and leaves the cafe.
Martin comes into the cafe. He wants to take Gail out for the evening. Gail agrees but will have to find someone to look after the children. In comes Audrey. Martin greets her and she gives him a look that says "What do you want?".
At No1 Samir opens the door and lets Ken into the house. Deirdre is not home, she's gone to see her mother. Ken says that he's just heard that Samir has decided to go home to Morocco and wants to know how Deirdre is taking it. Samir tells him that she's a bit worried about living in another country but he'll look after her and make her feel comfortable. Ken can't believe his ears. What about her job? the house? he asks. Samir tells him that she is selling the house.
At the Duckworth's Jack is at the table reading a newspaper and Vera is doing the dishes. The front door opens and closes as Cliff goes out without a word. All of a sudden there are shouts coming from outside. Jack and Vera rush to the door and they bring Cliff back in. He's got his hand over his chest and is gasping. He sits down and holds up a piece of stone. It's a piece of the cladding from the front of the house and it fell down and almost hit him. When he's recovered from the shock Cliff starts to make a list of everything that needs doing around the house, starting with the cladding.
Curly and Raquel are standing outside the jewellery shop gazing at the rings in the window display. She says that she's changed her mind. Just kidding!! Inside the store they are greeted by a creepy jeweller.
At the hospital Martin sees Cathy in the nurses lounge. Pete, another male nurse, asks them if they want to go out for a drink that night but Martin has to go home. He and Cathy are left alone. They appear to be a bit nervous with each other and attempt some small talk. Martin admits that it's the first time that he's been unfaithful to Gail. Cathy says that she knew he was married but after a few drinks she had a short-term memory loss. She says that she still fancies him but she's not going to hassle him.
It's pouring rain as Raquel is standing outside a restaurant under an awning. She and Curly are planning to have a meal there. A lot of other people are under the awning too. Curly comes out and tells her that the restaurant is full and he didn't book a table ahead of time. He says that he's sorry but Raquel tells him she's having a lovely time anyway and she's too excited to eat. She wants to have another look at the ring. Curly fishes it out of his pocket and opens the case to show it to her. She acts completely surprised. "For me?" she asks. Curly takes her seriously but then realizes that she's just kidding. He smiles at her and then gets down on one knee and asks her to marry him. She accepts gladly and then helps him up. All the people around them offer congratulations and then start clapping.
Deirdre is back home again. She is telling Samir about her visit to her mother. He knows it will be very hard for her to give up everything she has and move to Morocco. He tells her about Ken's visit and she asks him if Ken said anything about Tracy knowing.
In the Rovers Raquel is relating her whole day to anyone who will listen. She's telling everyone about buying the ring and Curly proposing. Curly is standing at the bar a little away from the rest of them. He is looking both a bit embarrassed and pleased with himself at the same time. Jack comes over to admire the ring and tells Raquel that it should be insured and have they thought about getting their wills done. Bet slaps him on the back of his head and tells him not to be so morbid.
Martin comes in wearing a suit. He's looking for Audrey who is supposed to be babysitting. She gulps down her drink and then leaves with him.
Jack suddenly notices that Cliff is lying across the table where he was sitting. Jack rushes over and tries to pull him upright. Cliff tells him to get off him......he's just trying to reach his pen that has fallen on the floor. He's finished writing his will and now he needs someone to witness it. He asks Phyllis Pearce. Jack says "No, you don't want her. You want someone who's sound of mind and body" and asks Kevin to come over. Kevin is reluctant to sign and says that he doesn't know Cliff. Jack introduces them and Kevin signs as a witness.
Gail and Martin are all dressed up and out at a fancy restaurant. Gail makes a comment about Nicky but Martin doesn't want to talk about the kids tonight.
Ken answers his intercom phone in the flat. It's Deirdre come looking for Tracy. Tracy is there with him. He lets Deirdre in and she rushes up the stairs to the flat. Before she can get a word out, Tracy lashes out at her. Tracy is very upset that Deirdre is moving away. She thinks that Deirdre doesn't care about her any more. She takes her keys off her keyring and rushes out of the flat. Deirdre then starts arguing with Ken. She tells him that Mike is taking care of the house and then rushes off after Tracy.
Tracy is banging on the door of No1. Samir opens the door and immediately Tracy starts to attack him verbally and physically. Deirdre comes in and tells her to stop it. Tracy breaks down in tears and rushes over to Deirdre and hugs her saying "Don't go, Mum".
Back at the restaurant with Gail and Martin. Martin appears to have something on his mind. It looks like he is about to confess something. He tells her that he really didn't have to work on Christmas Day. Gail is very understanding. They were just going through a rough patch she says. She asks him if he ever has any regrets about marrying an older woman with two kids. He says that no matter what he does or says, he has no regrets at all.
Back at No1 Samir leaves Deirdre and Tracy alone. They are on the couch and Deirdre is holding Tracy. They are having a mother/daughter chat. Tracy has proved that she can make a life of her own. Deirdre admits that she is terrified about going to Morocco. A tearful Tracy wishes her well and hopes everything will turn out OK. They hug again. "So do I" says Deirdre not very convincingly.
Update written by Christine Kaczynski
Clifford Duckworth DAVE KING; Jeweller MICHAEL BRENT Pete McGreavy
JUSTIN ELLERY; Cathy Power THERESA BRINDLEY
Written by PATREA SMALLACOMBE; Directed by TIM DOWD
Wednesday (3798, Friday 30 December 1994)
Thursday (3799, Monday 2 January 1995)
Friday (3800, Wednesday 4 January 1995)
It's late at night. Denise is ensconced in the hospital trying to manage her labour pains. A nurse peeks in and announces a visitor. It's Ken and Denise flies into his arms, full of emotional apologies. He's just glad she wants him there and they settle in for what will be a long haul.
Somewhere else a telephone rings. It's at Number 9 and Jack stumbles downstairs followed by Vera. They bicker over the phone call which is apparently some woman calling for Cliff but Jack says there is nobody there by that name, she's got the wrong number. Vera grabs the phone and the woman hangs up. Vera assumes Jack has got another woman. Jack protests and Vera shoves him back up the stairs.
Very early dawn now, established by Mavis bringing in papers. She hears someone running in the dark shadows but is astonished to discover it's Derek! He's out for an early morning run, having had a nightmare caused by the disturbing medical checkup he had at work yesterday. She offers that if he's not confident in the quality of the checkup to see his regular doctor but isn't sure jogging is a good idea at his age. Derek inquires about a magazine, Stamina Monthly (And here i thought it was his weight he was concerned with LOL ) and thinks perhaps not, off he goes into the wild black shadows.
Now at a civilized hour of the morning, Martin tosses a shopping bag to Nick, a belated birthday present of a Manchester United football jersey. Nick is surprised and moreso when Martin remembers that Brian was a ManU fan and only right his son is too. Nick goes upstairs to try it on, touched though he doesn't really let on. But Gail does and she's very pleased at Martin's gesture.
Vicky's 18th birthday is next week. Bet offers to throw a party but it's clear that Vicky doesn't really fancy the idea. After a joke about a fancy car, Bet goes off to serve elsewhere and Andy offers Vicky, who's taking driving lessons, a practice in his car that afternoon. Across the bar, Jack tells Cliff about the woman that called at half two in the morning. He wonders if it was the same one from the day before and Cliff says he's got no idea who it could be. Yeah right. Vicky tells Bet that she doesn't really want a party or a fuss made at all. Bet says whatever Vicky wants is fine but they both know Bet is a bit hurt. Vicky goes into the back with a long face which is noticed by Raquel. Vicky tells her why, and Raquel grimaces, as she has added to Bet's mood because she didn't want to have the engagement party in the Rovers. Double Whammy. Vicky chirps, look on the bright side, at least she won't be expecting to have the wedding reception here. Raquel suddenly realizes with a sinking heart that Bet probably expects exactly that! Oh Dear!
Derek is at the chemist, picking out vitamins. His attention is distracted by a display on home health monitoring equipment. A salesman approaches and begins winkling the medical checkup results out of Derek who admits his blood pressure was 140/90. Hmmm, the salesman muses. Borderline. Which alarms Derek so he only stutters a bit as the man removes his jacket and hustles on the digital BP machine onto Derek's arm. 142/90 now. He asks Derek about his job which is revealed to be a stressful salesman's career. Derek is also shown a home cholesterol monitoring kit. That and the BP pulse monitor come to nearly 90 pounds (that in itself is guaranteed to give you blood pressure high enough to monitor!) but... as the salesman fires off the winning shot, how can you afford NOT to have it?
A denim clad body saunters up the cobbles in the ginnel. He checks an address on a piece of paper and climbs over the back fence of Number 9. Inside Jack is dozing in a chair when the knocking on the back door wakes him. He goes to the door where a rough looking bloke asks if he's Cliff Duckworth. Jack, still partly asleep, mumbles a bit and then asks who wants to know. Taking this as a cover up, the man shoves Jack inside. We hear a smack and then the tough escapes out the back again.
It's certainly been a long day for Denise. It's going on for 4 p.m. and she's now hanging on to an oxygen mask to get her through the pain. She's exhausted, scared and emotional. Ken sits by looking and indeed admitting to feeling useless (not a nurse in sight). They again apologize for their mutual sins and agree to forgive each other as another pain grips her and she grips the mask to her face. She mutters that the baby must be a boy (man) to be giving her all this aggro but she's glad Ken is there. She couldn't have done it alone.
Vera arrives home to find Jack with raw beef over his eye which is blackening quite nicely. She adds the midnight phone call and the thumping together and gets Jack playing away and a jealous husband. Jack insists the black eye was meant for Cliff but Vera doesn't believe him.
Raquel is sorting through Curly's cassette tapes and they chat about their wedding reception. Curly is dismayed to discover that Bet expects them to have it at the Rovers even though neither of them really wants it. Raquel is feeling guilty just the same and Curly tells her she's just too nice. He offers to tell Bet but Raquel declines the offer. She knows how to talk to Bet better so she'll do it tonight. She finds a tape of her very favourite song (sorry i didn't catch what it was and i didn't recognize it when they played it) and they dance to it and look forward to their future. (oh oh!)
Derek has all his new equipment spread over the table when Mavis gets home. He checks his BP again anxiously and it's up again, 143/90! No wonder, Mavis skeptically points out, he's got himself worked up into a state! He checks his cholesterol which is a decimal point up into the moderate risk category and really worried now that he might have a serious heart problem. Mavis rolls her eyes and looks at the receipt and suggests that if he paid all this for all that, he's got a serious problem but it's not his heart that needs examining!
It's nearly 6 p.m. now and Denise wakes Ken up out of a doze with a holler for the midwife. He scoots out.
Raquel approaches Bet and tells her that though they appreciate her offer and she's not being snobbish because it's not that the Rovers isn't nice but. .. Yes, Bet urges her to get to the point. Well they want to have their reception elsewhere because the Rovers really won't be big enough. Bet seems to accept this, whatever Raquel and Curly want is fine with her but her face reflects increasing aggravation.
Fiona and Steve come in all dressed to the nines and see Liz and Jim also dressed in their Sunday best. Steve has quite obviously forgot it is his parents wedding anniversary but Andy didn't and offers a card. Steve gets in a round to make up. Jack sits down with Cliff who pretends he doesn't' know the woman who keeps ringing nor why Jack would take a thumping meant for him.
We're nearly there, Denise is making a lot of noise now and the midwife is there ready. Finally, one last painful gasp and ....It's a boy, Ken joyfully announces! Denise frets while they clean up the baby (who we haven't heard cry yet) but he's fine and he and Denise gaze down at their little treasure, well worth the wait!
Update written by: DIANE JOHNSTON
Midwife: LIZ RITSON; Hitman: ADAM FOGERTY;
Salesman: MICHAEL BROPHY
Written by: MARTIN ALLEN; Directed by: BRIAN MILLS
