We're loving Eva the cleavage in our house this
week, she's wonderful to watch, all wobbly and watery, crying her
eyes out over losing Nick and crying them out again when she finds
out that Nick's still in love with Leanne. She finds out Nick's
still in love with Leanne when she walks in the back room of the pub
and Nick's telling Leanne: "I still love you, Leanne". Proof if ever
it were needed. Leanne has her head turned by fellas so often it's
on permanent swizzle and before we know it, she's giving him a kiss
up the ginnel. Leanne warns Nick that she and Simon now come as a
package. "I've always wanted to be a dad," he replies, conveniently
forgetting that he once forced Leanne into having an abortion. How
convenient for Nick that Leanne's forgotten too.
When Eva's
not crying her eyes out over some fella, she's keeping them firmly
focussed on Sunita and Karl as she knows summat's up between the two
of them. Eva tells St Ella that she thinks barmaid Sunita, played by
Barbara Windsor, and boozer Karl, played by Sid James, are having a
right old carry on. St Ella throws Karl out (again) and within
minutes takes him back (again) but she thinks he's lying to her
about his gambling, not his gambolling. Meanwhile, Sunita trundles
back home to Dev now that Karl wants nowt to do with her. Our
favourite Desperate Housewife asks Dev to marry her and the Dev-ster
says yes but only one of them is happy and it ain't Sunita, no.
In Roy's Rolls, Hayley's hyped up about going ballroom
dancing. When Norris and Mary get wind of Hayley's dance class, Mary
drags Norris along after she finds out he'd once danced with Vera
Duckworth in Blackpool's tower ballroom. Well, he says he danced,
but I think we all remember him best for that very, very long slide
along the floor that he did on his knees.
And finally this
week, Marcus (in a very bad shirt) walks out on Sean calling him
spiteful and selfish after he'd moaned all night long. Marcus had
only been lending an ear and a shoulder to cry on to his mate Aiden
from work and Sean sulked all night instead `cos Marcus was giving
his attention to somebody else. Watch out Sean, or it'll not just be
Marcus' ear and his shoulder he'll be lending out.