"She can
sizzle my chipolata any time," says Graeme about Michelle in the
butchers. Graeme's lusting after most
of the women on the Street right now and he tells anyone who'll
listen that both Rosie and Natasha are after his
mind, his body and his chipolata. When the
girls find out what he's been saying about them,
Natasha gets him in
the Rovers on the pretence of a date while Rosie tips a pint all
over Graeme's head, poor
lad.
Another one
with women troubles this week was our
Kirk. He posted a
picture of Jason on an
internet dating site as he thought girls were
more likely to be
attracted to Jason than to
him. Well, that
may well be true. However,
for those of us
who like a bit more brain than
brawn, Jason will always
be in the second league, while Kirkeh, well, let's just say he sits
on the bench and watches the match. Anyway, a
young girl in a wheelchair turns up in the Rovers from the virtual
world to meet
Kirk who she thinks looks like Jason. There's a bit
of confusion and Izzy the new girl gets off to a bad start with Kirk
and rolls away down the cobbles in a bad
mood. I hope she'll
be back soon, she seemed feisty and fun and she's a checkout girl at
Freshco. Meanwhile, Kirk remains
single.
Across the
road, one who's had the wisdom of Kirk in her life is
Julie, who sits
with Fiz in matching face-packs, moaning the lack of a good man in
her life. Fiz and John
are lying to all and sundry that John's new job is
working in admin
in a furniture factory. "I like
furniture, me," says Julie. Me
too. Do you?
Julie dreams of
meeting John's workmates and
hopes there's an eligible fella she can go on a double date with,
with John and Fiz. But John's
really working as a
teacher at Daisyfield High School under the pseudonym of Colin
Fishwick using stolen ID and Fiz is not happy, oh
no. She'd be even
less happy if she knew that John aka Colin was being shown the
darker recesses of his new school corridors by Rosie
Webster Schoolgirl Minx 2.0
Molly has her
baby scan and Tyrone pays extra to have it done in 3D and on
DVD. He uploads it
to YouTube and it's all over the world wide
womb. Kevin wants
Molly to get rid of the baby, he's in the
corner shop
shouting the odds and falls out with Tyrone
too. Molly comes
out with the best line of the week, telling Kevin: "It might not be
your baby and it might not be Tyrone's, but it's mine and I'm
keeping it!". Well, that's
what she thinks. She and
Tyrone drive to Diggory's cottage in
the countryside to tell him that he's going to be a granddad but the
car they drive off in is one that Kev's
working on and
he's not finished with it yet. Ye gods! The
brakes aren't fixed! Kevin drives off in his
breakdown truck following Molly and Tyrone who've taken the scenic
route round a pub lunch. As the Dobbs'
set off for
Diggory's, bits drop
off their car. I know not
what they were, because I nothing about cars but I guess the bits
that dropped off were vital. I know this
because the car then skidded and overturned and the camera panned in
on a lifeless Molly and Tyrone inside.
Over in the
salon, Natasha eyed up Nick,
giving him the hairdresser's chat up line: "Ooh, you've got lovely
hair,"while Lewis came in to be transported to cuticle
nirvana by a manicure
from Audrey. "Take me to
heaven," he instructed as he regaled Audrey and
Natasha with tales
from his days running a gentlemen's club in Nottingham. There are
gentlemen in Nottingham? "I've always
wanted to be a crumpier," sNatasha
sighed.
And chez
Windass, Anna's over the moon to have
Gary back
for a few days
even if his visit was unannounced. What they
don't realise is that Gary's gone AWOL
and he'll soon turn up hiding in their shed - and I can't say I
blame him either.
Coronation Street
writers this week were Coronation
Street writers this
week were Damon Rochefort, Jonathan
Harvey, Jayne Hollinson, Mark Burt and Martin
Allen.
Find out
more about the
Coronation
Street writing
team.
http://coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com/2008/11/exclusive-all-current-corrie-writers.html
Glenda
Young
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