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2009 -
SEPTEMBER 14
Tragedy! (when the
morning cries and you don't know
why it's
...)
Leanne is discovered face down, cold and
stiff. Deceased. Dead and
never called me mother. Wearing her
fur coat to the last. Yep, Simon's rabbit is no
more.
After considering whether he could get away with buying a ringer,
Peter admits all to Si - "Leanne has gone
to be looked after by Mummy" and Simon insists on a proper funeral
where he makes a proper speech and Sophie Webster plays 'Bright
Eyes' on her iPod. Blanche
is in tears.
Becky has her
final mixed grill at
Roy's and says her
farewells. But down at the cop shop
she discovers the charges have been
dropped. Steve
is so moved he
goes to the bookies and puts a fiver on 'She's
Out'. Turns out Hooch has 'lost'
the drugs to be used in evidence.
He concedes honours are even and he will
stay out Becky's life as long as she
behaves.
Leon's
football team win and Jason is Man of the
Match. They celebrate in a gay bar
where the 'Mr Gay Weatherfield' contest is being
held. The team
decide to enter Jason. I'm
sorry, I'll read that
again. The team put Jason
forward as an entrant in the Mr Gay
Weatherfield contest and, of course, he
wins.
Jesse advertises
for a new HiaLowa and the first applicant to turn up is
Halley ("Like the comet. Me parents
were astronomical. Me sister's
called Orion's Belt. Only kidding -
I'm mad me!")
Eileen wakes up to find the house ransacked -
DVD, TV, microwave camera, £50
all gone. Also the keys to Jesse's
van which is also missing. And in a
tizz she leaves open the
door to the parrot's cage and
John the Parrot wanders
off. Not much of a flier but a
sturdy little hiker. And he has a
1,000 word vocabulary - bigger than
Jason's as Eileen points
out.
It turns out Sean has
brought home a young gentleman the night
before who, on the 'first up, best
dressed' principle has done an early
morning sweep of the valuables,
loaded them in the van and scarpered. And
since Sean let him in the insurance company won't pay
up.
Peter takes Si to Leeds to have a
meal at the restaurant where Leanne
works.
There is a stirring in her bosom at the sight of the lads and she
returns to Weatherfield, pitching up at Janice "Yesterday I couldn't
spell anaphylactic shock but today I are treating it" Battersby's.
She has a date with Peter who assures her he's been living like a
monk ("Well, a couple of women, nothing serious, no-one you know")
and will never let her down again.
Leanne obviously doesn't watch a lot of soaps because she takes all
this at face value and hops into bed with
him. Meantime, Michele returns to
the Street
...
Daryl
spots Amber snogging Mitch and takes
umbrage. Or is that where the
Archers live? No, right first time -
umbrage. So he breaks up with
her. She is
devastated. (Why? Has she taken a
good look at Daryl?) And when she tells her Dad, will he be DEVastated? DEVastated! Geddit?!?
Sally persuades Rosie to stump up
for a holiday
for her and Kevin, thereby putting
a severe crimp in Kevin and Molly's plan to combine a blown gasket
on the A40 with a yoga session.
Tyrone observes that Ryan Giggs does
Yoga. But nobody mentions that Kev
is a ringer for Ryan Giggs.
And
Blanche soaks her tired feet in the washing up
bowl. But removes
it from the sink first.
And there you have
it. This week's writers were Martin
Allen, Jonathan Harvey and Joe
Turner.
Directors were Alan Wareing and
John
Anderson.
Written by John
Dean
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