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NOVEMBER 23
Cast your mind
back to last week with Roy in the canal,
floundering with only his shopping bag to keep him afloat as evil
Tony Gordon runs
away. But hang on,
what?s this, evil Tony Gordon stops his
running, turns and runs back' Not only does he run back but he
rescues Roy, saves his
life and gives him the kiss of life.
Roy recovers, as
we all knew he would (and should) and Tony turns himself into the
cop shop. Tony?s gone from catalogue
man to cold-blooded killer, as all good soapie dudes
do.
Meanwhile,
Maria?s beside herself with grief when she finds out the truth about
Tony killing Liam. Mammy and Barry
Connor fly in from
Ireland - Barry flew
on RyanAir, Mammy came by broomstick. Maria dumps
baby Liam on them, saying she can?t cope and the
Connors offer to
take her and the wee one to
Ireland, and Maria
agrees. Kirk pledges
his support
for Maria when he
finds out she?s leaving for
Ireland. ?I?m never
far away,? he tells her, which is a lie as he?s always on another
planet. Just as Maria?s pulling
herself together there?s a knock on the
door. Maria opens
it to find the face of Carla Connor, staring it
at her. She?s clearly
been Tangoed, has Carla. Carla lies to Maria, the
cops and Leanne and says she didn?t know that Tony killed Liam but
admitted that she once guessed he wasn?t that fond of
bats.
Over at the
Barlows?, there?s another tea party but alas, a distressing lack of
cheese straws. Was I the
only Corrie fan to
bake some cheese straws after Deirdre?s disastrous attempt the other
week' Oh, it was just me then. Anyway, Be-ro
do a foolproof recipe and Deirdre should take
note. But anyway,
this tea party?s for
George and Eve to
get to know the Barlows and Blanche decides that as there?s a new
fella in the house, she?s going to do a bit of
flirting. She plasters
her face with make-up and then gets plastered on white wine, airing
the Barlow dirty laundry: ?Did you know Deidre?s an ex-con, Peter?s
an ex-alcholic and Leanne?s an ex-prossie'? It?s just as well she
kept quiet about Ken being an old f*rt although I suspect they?ll
soon find that one out.
Gail puts her
house up for sale when Joe
tells her his debts have spiralled out of
control. And the first
person to look around the property is Joe?s loan shark, who?s got to
be one of Corrie?s most
evil fellas that it?s had in a long time. And what does
Gail to do an evil fella with a sick, twisted mind' She invites him
into her home with a smile on her face. The plan is
to sell the house, pay off Joe?s debts, move into a small flat and
live happily ever after. As this is
Gail Platt, that plan ain?t ever gonna work.
Tedious
storyline of the
week involved Dev and Steve on a golf course where Dev bats his
eyelashes at a lady golf coach called
Bernie. It?s dull but
I just hope it?s leading somewhere. However, the
temptation to write a joke about Bernie playing around with Dev?s
balls was too hard to overcome and so I just
did.
And finally
this week, Sally wants to know if Molly?s been fiddling with
Kev. It?s the
garage accounts that Sally?s worried about and
as Molly and Kevin snuggle up in yet another nasty hotel room
for yet another
night of vomit inducing passion in their seedy
affair. As the couple
go sub-duvet, both their phones ring and it?s Sally on the phone,
wanting to balance income and output. Kevin and
Molly were hoping to do the same.
And that?s
just about that for this
week.
Coronation Street
writers this week were Mark Wadlow, Lucy Gannon, Stephen Russell,
Jonathan Harvey and Jayne Hollinson.
Find out
more about the
Coronation
Street writing
team.
http://coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com/2008/11/exclusive-all-current-corrie-writers.html
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Glenda
Young
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