2479 - Wednesday 2 January 1985
The name of the new landlord of the Rovers is announced [and Gordon
Lewis (DAVID DAKER) is outraged that it isn't him].
2480 - Monday 7 January 1985
Will Hilda take in her lodger? And Kevin Webster's pig headedness
becomes worse. [He's refusing to move to Southampton with his
dad.]
2481 - Wednesday 9 January 1985
Bill's and Elaine's wedding day dawns while the manageress- designate
of the Rovers' has trouble with the temporary manager.
2482 - Monday 14 January 1985
Betty Turpin is ignored by the temporary manager of the Rovers'.
[Frank Harvey, played by NICK STRINGER, who is brought in while
Bet is on a three-week management course].
2483 - Wednesday 16 January 1985
Hilda learns something about her new lodger.
2484 - Monday 21 January 1985
Hilda Ogden is on the horns of a dilemma.
2485 - Wedneday 23 January 1985
There's trouble at the Rovers' when Betty discovers what [temporary
manager] Frank Harvey has been up to [hiring Gloria Todd as barmaid,
in hopes of getting her to go to bed with him. (ISTR she had been
working at the Graffiti Club before this)].
2486 - Monday 28 January 1985
Mike Baldwin sets off to London in his Jaguar.
2487 - Wednesday 30 January 1985
Alf outwits Percy.
2488 - Monday 4 February 1985
The new manager of the Rovers' [Bet Lynch] makes an early decision
--and sacks a member of the staff [Gloria].
2489 - Wednesday 6 February 1985
Vera Duckworth learns of her husband's new 'dream job' and soon
turns it into a nightmare.
2490 - Monday 11 February 1985
Bet Lynch hires a new cellarman [Wilf Starkey] for the Rovers'.
2491 - Wednesday 13 February 1985
Mike Baldwin is forced to take drastic action when his workforce
threaten to go on strike [after they find out that Hilda's lodger,
recently taken on at Baldwin's, had been a strike-breaker at his
previous job].
2492 - Monday 18 February 1985
Where has Hilda Ogden's missing lodger disappeared to?
2493 - Wednesday 20 February 1985
A piece of furniture yields some poignant memories for Ken and
Deirdre Barlow.
2494 - Monday 25 February 1985
Mavis Riley achieves a longstanding ambition, but feels no cause
to celebrate. Hilda goes where no Ogden has been before.
2495 - Wednesday 27 February 1985
The truth about Mavis Riley's non-nuptials becomes public knowledge.
Who let the cat out of the bag?
2496 - Monday 4 March 1985
The press [in the form of reporter Jim Lomax] start to hound poor
Mavis over her wedding-that-never-was when a surprise visitor
arrives on the scene.
2497 - Wednesday 6 March 1985
Andrea is not impressed with her father, Harry Clayton's, good
intentions. [Final scene: Harry Clayton is off to a gig, playing
trombone. Andrea is upset over her imminent mock A-levels (and
probably her hair-do, which is still straight at this point).]
Stories by TOM ELLIOT [sic: one T], PETER TONKINSON Designed by ANN DABINETT Written by JOHN STEVENSON Directed by NICHOLAS FERGUSON
Cast: Connie Clayton SUSAN BROWN Andrea Clayton CAROLINE O'NEILL Sue Clayton JANE HAZELGROVE Ken Barlow WILLIAM ROACHE Deirdre Barlow ANNE KIRKBRIDE Bet Lynch JULIE GOODYEAR Mavis Riley THELMA BARLOW Harry Clayton JOHNNY LEEZE Brian Tilsley CHRISTOPHER QUINTEN Betty Turpin BETTY DRIVER Jack Duckworth WILLIAM TARMEY Terry Duckworth NIGEL PIVARO Mike Baldwin JOHNNY BRIGGS Derek Wilton PETER BALDWIN Jim Lomax [reporter] JAMES McKENNA Rita Fairclough BARBARA KNOX
2498 - Monday 11 March 1985
Hilda Ogden reads the tea leaves again and the staff of the Rovers'
hear some strange predictions.
2499 - Wednesday 13 March 1985
Can it be that Hilda Ogden's tea-leaf predictions are coming true?
2500 - Monday 18 March 1985
Brian and Gail Tilsley argue over who should look after baby Nicky.
2501 - Wednesday 20 March 1985
Bet Lynch's foray into high society is threatened by a dress problem.
2502 - Monday 25 March 1985
Why is a bottle of bubbly being cracked for Betty Turpin? [Ostensibly
because Betty's Gordon and his wife have just had a new child,
but Bet has an ulterior motive: she wants Betty to prepare a fancy
buffet for a gathering of the Pub Landladies' Association on Wednesday.]
2503 - Wednesday 27 March 1985
Ivy Tilsley accepts a surprise invitation from George Wardle.
Wilf wants Hilda to read the tea leaves for him tomorrow morning,
because Sunday's the National and he hopes for some useful information
on the horses, but Hilda refuses, cautioning "You can't prostrate
a gift like that--not for gambling or moneymaking purposes."
Rita, Mavis and Emily are planning a ladies' holiday together,
but blabbermouth Mavis has told all and sundry about it and now
Phyllis Pearce wants to invite herself along. The Pub Landladies'
Association - in the persons of Stella Rigby (landlady of The
White Swan), Beryl Hinchcliffe and Shirley Ferris - arrive at
the Rovers' for their meeting. When, upon arriving, Stella asks
Bet whether the police are likely to be any problem with her car
parked outside, Wilf snidely remarks to Betty "Did you hear
that? 'Parked right outside - what about the cops?' I didn't know
you could get done for being drunk in charge of a broomstick!")
They are far from the genteel company Bet has made them out to
be, and when they've tired of Betty's buffet, go out into the
bar to "size up the talent". Observing Beryl trying
to chat up Terry, who's about half her age, Shirley says to Stella
and Bet, "She's a real baby-snatcher is Beryl. D'you remember
that trouble with the Boy Scout? I know they're supposed to be
prepared, but no-one's prepared for Beryl." Stella provokes
Bet into entering the Rovers' in Newton and Ridley's "Brainiest
Pub of the Year" competition.
Stories by TOM ELLIOTT, PETER TONKINSON Designed by ANN DABINETT Written by JOHN STEVENSON Directed by NICHOLAS FERGUSON
Cast: Gail Tilsley HELEN WORTH Ivy Tilsley LYNNE PERRIE Brian Tilsley CHRISTOPHER QUINTEN Wilf Starkey JIM BYWATER Hilda Ogden JEAN ALEXANDER Terry Duckworth NIGEL PIVARO Deirdre Barlow ANNE KIRKBRIDE Percy Sugden BILL WADDINGTON Mavis Riley THELMA BARLOW Betty Turpin BETTY DRIVER Bet Lynch JULIE GOODYEAR Rita Fairclough BARBARA KNOX Martin Platt SEAN WILSON George Wardle RON DAVIES Phyllis Pearce JILL SUMMERS Vera Duckworth ELIZABETH DAWN Ken Barlow WILLIAM ROACHE Connie Clayton SUSAN BROWN Emily Bishop EILEEN DERBYSHIRE Nicky Tilsley WARREN JACKSON Stella Rigby VIVIENNE ROSS Beryl Hinchcliffe LOTTIE WARD Shirley Ferris YVONNE EDGELL
2504 - Monday 1 April 1985
Bet Lynch sets out to make the Rovers' a little more select and
genteel.
2505 - Wednesday 3 April 1985
Bet Lynch stops Wilf Starkey's fun at her expense when she details
him for special duties.
2506 - Monday 8 April 1985
Percy Sugden gets wind of what is going to happen at the Rovers'
(the "Brainiest Pub" competition) and this puts team
captain Ken Barlow in a bit of a predicament, because know-all
Percy wants to be on the team. Percy reckons that Wilf is ineligible
to compete, since he's an employee of the brewery, and insists
that Ken replace him. Jack inspires Terry to quit his job humping
meat, and to go into business for himself, like Mike Baldwin.
Then Curly gives him the idea of starting a removal business.
Terry arranges to rent his dad's car tomorrow afternoon for 5
pounds, and tells Curly to set up the job he'd been approached
about while on his bin rounds. Gail has moved out of Ivy's house
and taken Nicky with her to stay temporarily in a bed-sit. A bit
of dialogue over the Duckworths' kitchen table. Jack has just
advised Terry that if he wants to be able to afford a Porsche,
he's going to have to stop humping meat. Terry has already figured
that out: Vera: 'Ey! You've got a good job, you 'ave. You oughtta
stick at it. Terry: Now, would you have said that to Michael Caine?
'Cause he used to hump meat and all, y'know. Jack: Oh, yeah. Well,
he was good looking, weren't he? Vera: Well, our Terry's good
looking! Jack: Yeah, well, you wouldn't want him to be an actor.
They're all puffs! Terry: Don't be daft! Jack: Course they are!
All that poncin' about! Terry: I can just hear you sayin' that
to Michael Caine. You'd have to bring your giblets home in a little
paper bag, mate!]
Cast (partial): Percy Wilf Alf Deirdre Jack Duckworth Terry Vera Phyllis Kevin Curly Betty Gail Nicky Audrey
2507 - Wednesday 10 April 1985
Terry tries to outwit his father, Jack Duckworth. Terry reminds
his dad that he needs the use of the car this afternoon. Since
Jack's license is suspended, he thinks of perhaps selling it.
Conferring later with Curly, Terry figures to get Jack to sell
him the car cheap, fix it up a bit, and sell it at a profit and
buy a van to start their removal business. For the present, though,
they have to move Old Ma Pimlott from Chaple Street to her daughter's
in Francis Street. It's only a mile, but the car breaks down on
the way when the fan-belt breaks. Wily Old Ma haggles them down
to just £10 for the job (though she slips Curly an extra
2 quid for being so nice), so what with the new fan belt Kevin
has supplied them, they're down to virtually no profit at all.
When Kev tells Terry that there's lots of other things the car
needs, Terry figures to use that information to get Jack to lower
the price from the £500 he's asking. Percy succeeds in getting
Ken to put him on the quiz team in place of Wilf. Gail is still
at the bedsit, and visits with her mum.
Stories by TOM ELLIOTT, PETER TONKINSON Designed by ANN DABINETT Written by JOHN STEVENSON Directed by BILL GILMOUR
Cast: Brian Tilsley CHRISTOPHER QUINTEN Ivy Tilsley LYNNE PERRIE Audrey Potter SUE NICHOLLS Gail Tilsley HELEN WORTH Nicky Tilsley WARREN JACKSON Alf Roberts BRYAN MOSLEY Percy Sugden BILL WADDINGTON Deirdre Barlow ANNE KIRKBRIDE Ken Barlow WILLIAM ROACHE Wilf Starkey JIM BYWATER Vera Duckworth ELIZABETH DAWN Terry Duckworth NIGEL PIVARO Jack Duckworth WILLIAM TARMEY Kevin Webster MICHAEL LE VELL Curly Watts KEVIN KENNEDY Betty Turpin BETTY DRIVER Emily Bishop EILEEN DERBYSHIRE Mavis Riley THELMA BARLOW Martin Platt SEAN WILSON Phyllis Pearce JILL SUMMERS Old Ma Pimlott SILVIA STOKER
2508 - Monday 15 April 1985
The Rovers' team for the Brainiest Pub competition receive a shock
when they learn who they have drawn in the first round: Stella
Rigby's White Swan team, which is the favourite for the competition.
Terry tries once again to con his dad into selling him the car
cheap, putting two-star petrol in to make it run rough for a test
drive. But Jack is too wily for him, withdrawing the car on grounds
that he couldn't sell a death-trap to his only son, and Terry
finds himself begging Jack to reconsider, raising his offer until
he ends up paying £525 instead of the £450 he had
expected. Feeling very pleased with himself, Jack offers to buy
Vera any drink she wants in the Rovers', but backs down when she
says "champagne". His mood is spoiled, however, when
Percy reports seeing Jack's car overloaded with furniture, and
Jack realises that Terry didn't just want the car for a "passion
wagon".
Stories by TOM ELLIOTT, PETER TONKINSON Designed by ANN DABINETT Written by STEPHEN MALLATRATT Directed by NICHOLAS FERGUSON
Cast: Brian Tilsley Gail Tilsley Phyllis Pearce Hilda Ogden Bet Lynch Percy Sugden Jack Duckworth Vera Duckworth Terry Duckworth Deirdre Barlow Rita Fairclough Ken Barlow Wilf Starkey JIM BYWATER Cliff Farmer RICHARD BLAIN Betty Turpin Curly Watts Ivy Tilsley Martin Platt Mavis Riley Audrey Potter SUE NICHOLLS Stella Rigby VIVIENNE ROSS
2509 - Wednesday 17 April 1985
The Rovers' mastermind team are in action against one of the favourites
for the Brainiest Pub title, the team from Stella Rigby's pub,
the White Swan. Key team member Curly nearly doesn't arrive in
time after his and Terry's "bargain" car (Curly has
kicked in £262.50 for a half-share) breaks down several
miles out of town. Wilf, who is first alternate for the team,
is disappointed when Curly shows up at the last minute. The Rovers'
team does surprisingly well, but ultimately loses the round when
know-all Percy insists he's sure of the answer to a question the
team is divided over. It's Jack and Vera's 28th wedding anniversary,
and Jack is in the doghouse because he's forgotten.
Stories by TOM ELLIOTT, PETER TONKINSON Designed by ANN DABINETT Written by LESLIE DUXBURY Directed by NICHOLAS FERGUSON
Cast: Brian Tilsley Gail Tilsley Phyllis Pearce Hilda Ogden Bet Lynch Percy Sugden Jack Duckworth Vera Duckworth Terry Duckworth Deirdre Barlow Rita Fairclough Ken Barlow Wilf Starkey Cliff Farmer RICHARD BLAIN Betty Turpin Curly Watts Ivy Tilsley Martin Platt Mavis Riley Audrey Potter Stella Rigby VIVIENNE ROSS Nicky Tilsley Maggie Butterworth ROWENA PARR
2510 - Monday 22 April 1985
Vera Duckworth receives an unexpected wedding anniversary gift
from husband Jack: a bolt-end of silver Lurex that Jack took as
payment-in-kind from a customer on his window-cleaning round,
and has now pressed into service to cover his having forgotten
the day. Vera is thrilled when Jack suggests having seamstress
Connie Clayton turn the fabric into a posh frock. Terry puts "Plan
B" into action, offering Kevin a 1/3 share in the car in
exchange for repairing it for free. Kev doesn't think he's interested.
Later, Curly is annoyed to learn that Terry has done this without
consulting him first, though he agrees that they have no better
option.
Stories by TOM ELLIOTT, PAUL ABBOTT Designed by ANN DABINETT Written by BARRY HILL Directed by GARETH MORGAN
Cast: Jack Duckworth Vera Duckworth Gail Tilsley Nicky Tilsley Mrs Rimmer ROSALIE WILLIAMS Brian Tilsley Kevin Webster Ivy Tilsley Rita Fairclough Mavis Riley Mike Baldwin George Wardle RON DAVIES Emily Bishop Betty Turpin Wilf Starkey Alf Roberts Harry Clayton Terry Duckworth Curly Watts Connie Clayton SUSAN BROWN
2511 - Wednesday 24 April 1985
Will Brian and Gail be reunited? Ivy Tilsley tries her hardest
to help. Brian tells her he went to see Gail last night. Terry
finally succeeds in getting Kevin to do the repair work, in exchange
for a 1/3 share in the car. Connie is trying to establish her
dress-making business in her new neighbourhood, and puts a card
in the Kabin window. She tells Rita she has a couple of jobs already,
including "a dress for 'er next door". Rita points at
Terry, who is in the Kabin looking for auto magazines, and says
"Oh, the mother of the Incredible Hulk, here," to which
Terry retorts, "She is not the mother of the Incredible Hulk,
she's the Bride of Frankenstein. Do get it right!" In the
Rovers', Jack is telling Alf and Harry that he does not understand
women, at all. Emily overhears this, and gives him an earfull.
Vera has settled on a design for the dress. Connie clearly has
doubts about her choice, but the customer is always right.
Stories by TOM ELLIOTT, PAUL ABBOTT Designed by ANN DABINETT Written by JULIAN ROACH Directed by GARETH MORGAN
Cast: Jack Duckworth Vera Gail Nicky Mrs Rimmer ROSALIE WILLIAMS Brian Kevin Ivy Rita Mavis Mike George Wardle RON DAVIES Emily Betty Wilf Alf Harry Clayton Terry Curly Connie Clayton SUSAN BROWN
2512 - Monday 29 April 1985
Curly reports to Terry that Kevin will have the car fixed by tomorrow.
Emily is concerned that Curly and Kevin do not find her cooking
up to scratch. Harry invites Jack to come sit in on a rehearsal
with the band he plays with: Greg, Gord and the Bluetones. Kevin
reports bad news to Terry and Curly: the car might take a little
more time than expected. Connie thinks she is nearing the end
on Vera's dress, but Vera wants to show more leg. When asked,
Harry fails to see Connie's frantic hand-signals, and supports
Vera's request for further alterations. Vera tells Jack that she's
decided on where to go for their big celebration: a charity dance
at the Town Hall, tomorrow, where there will be two bands, and
a cabaret. Jack blanches when he learns that it will cost 15 quid
each, and tries to duck out by saying that Harry needs him to
sit in on piano at his rehearsal, but Harry betrays him by saying
the rehearsal has been cancelled.
Stories by TOM ELLIOTT, PAUL ABBOTT Designed by ERIC DEAKINS Written by ADELE ROSE Directed by PATRICK LAU
2513 - Wednesday 1 May 1985
Last minute dress distress for Connie. Jack still has faint hopes
of getting out of the dance, trying to claim that his prize pigeon,
Dolly Parton, is poorly and needs to go to the vet. But Vera is
adamant: they are going, and in style. But they'll have to order
a taxi, as Terry has other plans for the car. Terry tells mates
Kev and Curly that he has a potential buyer for the car in Oldham,
who wants to see it tonight, but in fact has a date with Andrea
(who, unfortunately for Terry, is keen to go to a play: Oedipus
Rex). Gullible Curly spends two hours cleaning the car in order
that Terry can make a good impression on the supposed buyer. Andrea
delivers the dress to Vera for her mum, and when Vera models it,
Terry and Jack's dismay is evident. Vera abruptly loses her enthusiasm,
concluding "It makes me look fat, doesn't it? Old and fat."
So she takes it back to Connie for further alterations. After
these have been done, both Terry and Jack are wise enough to pretend
enthusiasm. At the Rovers', Emily stops by on her way to a church
social, just to drop off a book for Betty, but as Ivy is at a
loose end, she invites her along, and she accepts. Curly and Kev,
completely taken in by Terry's story about a buyer for the car,
nevertheless worry that he might sell it for £900, and claim
he'd only gotten £800 for it. Meanwhile, Terry and Andrea
are sitting in the car outside a chippy, eating, after the play
(which of course bored Terry to tears), and are seen together
by Emily and Ivy, who are returning from the church social. Terry
realises that his story to Curly and Kev is destroyed, since Emily
is their landlady.
Stories by TOM ELLIOTT, PAUL ABBOTT Designed by ERIC DEAKINS Written by JOHN STEVENSON Directed by PATRICK LAU
Cast: Connie Clayton Andrea Clayton Vera Duckworth Gail Tilsley Brian Tilsley Nicky Tilsley Alf Roberts Kevin Webster Deirdre Barlow Emily Bishop Phyllis Pearce Martin Platt Sue Clayton Betty Turpin Wilf Starkey Jack Duckworth Harry Clayton Curly Watts Terry Duckworth Ivy Tilsley
2514 - Monday 6 May 1985
A surprise day out for the Tilsleys ends up with tea for two.
Bank holiday and Kev and Curly fancy a drive in the car, but Terry
says that's daft, the traffic will be murder. Of course, he has
a date with Andrea, as well as a hammerlock on the keys. Curly
and Kev plot revenge. Vera feels humiliated after last night's
dance--saying she was made to "look like a clown in public"
by that dress. Meanwhile, with perfect timing, Andrea brings her
mum's bill for £38.50, and Terry takes the opportunity to
set a time of 2:00 for their date. Vera is outraged at the amount
Connie has charged. Ivy is interested to hear that, bank holiday
or no, Mike has George Wardle on a delivery run to Halifax, and
he's not yet left the loading bay at the factory. Jack warns Harry
about Vera's mood, but while they are talking, Connie marches
over to the Duckworths' to confront Vera, who tells Connie she's
charged far too much, and offers £20. When Connie insists
that the charge is fair, Vera calls the dress a "rubbing
rag". Connie's response is "I do not make rubbing rags,
Vera. Though I'm not saying it didn't look like one when you climbed
into it." Not exactly calculated to calm her down. In the
Rovers', Mavis, Rita and Emily have just returned from a birdwatching
expedition, and somewhat unenthusiastically discuss ornithology
with Percy Sugden, as Bet stands by. When the girls tell Bet they
are off to a Chinese restaurant to complete their blissful day,
Percy invites himself along, and before anyone can produce a credible
objection, Bet maliciously facilitates Percy's effort (later confiding
to Betty: "That'll teach them to go out enjoying themselves
while I'm stuck here.") Terry finds Curly and Kev in the
snug, where he frantically reports that the car won't start, and
implores Kev to have a look at it. Curly points out that it is
May Day, and the union wouldn't approve of working on that day,
and Kev agrees. After the frustrated Terry leaves, Kev produces
from his pocket the rotor arm from the car's distributor.
Stories by TOM ELLIOTT, PAUL ABBOTT Designed by ANN DABINETT Written by LESLIE DUXBURY Directed by NICHOLAS FERGUSON
2515 - Wednesday 8 May 1985
Terry, who now wants to keep the car, is outvoted by Kevin and
Curly, who are eager to turn a profit with a quick sale. In the
Kabin, Rita suggests that Mavis may want to buy the Cortina ("She
could use it for kerb-crawling. It's all right for us--it's only
the fellers get nicked.") But Mavis says she had in mind
something small, like a Mini ("So that if she has a feller
in with 'er, he can't get far away," says Rita.) Jack starts
the day stoutly defending his pal, milkman Harry Clayton, to Vera,
but quickly changes his tune when he has to eat dry cornflakes
because no milk was delivered this morning. In the Rovers at lunchtime,
Vera tries to organise a boycott of Harry Clayton's milk round.
As always, Percy gets hold of the wrong end of the stick when
Vera asks him to change his milkman, as a gesture of neighbourly
solidarity--she has incorrectly assumed Harry to be Percy's present
supplier. So when Percy shows up at the Claytons' saying he's
changing on Vera's recommendation, Connie is confused: "Are
you sure it was Mrs Duckworth?" to which Percy replies, "Oh,
aye. There's no mistakin' her, is there?" Deprived of the
use of the car while his partners have it for the next two evenings,
Terry turns sulky, and Andrea takes offence at his mood, assuming
that "mummy's told you not to play with me" because
of the feuding over the dress bill. Harry urges Connie to make
peace with Vera, on the basis of Percy's testimony, but it ends
with a shouting match in the street, and Jack is betrayed by Harry
who, at the height of the commotion, reveals to Vera that the
fabric was a freebie. Looking on at the argy-bargy, Percy reminds
Mike that it's VE Day.
Stories by TOM ELLIOTT, PAUL ABBOTT Designed by ANN DABINETT Written by H. V. KERSHAW Directed by NICHOLAS FERGUSON
Cast: Terry Duckworth Curly Watts Kevin Webster Connie Clayton Andrea Clayton Sue Clayton Harry Clayton Vera Duckworth Jack Duckworth Mavis Riley Emily Bishop Bet Lynch Rita Fairclough Ivy Tilsley Wilf Starkey Mike Baldwin George Wardle Percy Sugden
2516 - Monday 13 May 1985
The feuding between the Duckworths and the Claytons continues.
2517 - Wednesday 15 May 1985
Andrea dreams up a complicated plan to deceive her parents.
Cast: [partial list]: Emily, Rita, Mavis, Bet, Wilf, Gail, George, Ivy.